Will you tell your future children about the moment when CGI surpassed practical special effects?
>>68065705
I told my wife's son just a couple days ago.
>>68065705
If that moment ever comes, sure.
>>68065705
I'll tell them all about my experiences of World of Warcraft, and use my emotion-projector to truly capture the pain of nostalgia. Then I'll explain to them to spend time with as many people as they can, tell them that if they're going to do something like watch films, play games or even read to make sure that they've got someone, anyone, to diffuse the tension of thought building up in your head. I'll tell my future children that the CGI was good - but that I was lonely.
Then I'll take off my ultra-real Vive headset and look around my bare, empty room, aged 51, reach for some morphine and a bowl of cereal before going back to spend time with my "kids" and "family" - either non-existent or long since dead.
>>68065705
Lotr who?
>>68066787
Jesus Christ.
>>68065705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHqsLQieUyQ
Next FF: Spirits Within.
Calling it now.
>>68065705
didn't Avatar already prove that?
>>68066787
If my kids were to grasp my wow experience, they'd go "d-dad, why dos you spend two weeks killing giraffes and Lions on the barrens?? And just WHAT are those people on the chat talking about? You never told me you were autistic, damn, do we need to get yourselves checked?"
>>68065705
>0/10
You're just butthurt, kiddo
>>68065705
>/tv/
>your future children
That happened years ago. Muh practical effects neckbeards are some of the most deluded, insufferable shitstains on the internet.
>>68067744
You need new glasses.
>>68067876
>implying barrens chat hasn't been dead since cata
>>68068489
zis is vhat boothurt haters actyually believe
>>68068635
report to secret polize you go gulag now
>>68068555
>implying I continued playing/paying $15 after patch 3.3.5 lasting nine months or something
>>68065705
My wife's son is real excited to see the orcs drag down and slaughter the men for some reason
>>68068489
Can I play this on my Xbox 360?
>>68065705
People who go to see this movie will never have children, so no.
>>68068889
I think it was an exclusive GameCube thing.
>>68066787
The funny thing about Warcraft is the story was so much better in the rtf games, WOW is shit and all the babies excited for for this movie probably couldn't handle having to do more than click 3 buttons over and over
>>68067876
Kek so random barons chat tell me a chuck Norris joke!
>>68068852
>imply the arbitrary point in which you stopped playing was the correct cool time to quit and not my arbitrary quit point
>>68065705
Has it got a beard but no hairs on the rest of its body?
>>68065705
Why is he brown and not green?
>>68069379
He didn't drink demon juice.
>>68065705
I don't know, they'll probably have to tell me seeing as it hasn't happened yet.
>>68069379
Orcs are naturally brown in Warcraft lore. Tainting their bloodline with a demon pact turned them green.
>>68067876
>tfw no Mankriks Wife
I'm both hyped for this movie and disappointed by the way humans talk and act.
The trailer gives some kind of modern vibe, it doesn't have the medieval atmosphere the games had.
It looks too much like an American action movie imo.
>>68068489
>Lives in a giant jungle
>Spends all day jumping around, hunting and shit
>Home is the biggest fucking tree on the planet
>Spotless clean
>>68069144
>arbitrary
If you are a 90s born Spineless kuck, I'm sure it was arbitrary.
