Coke, the Official Soft Drink of Summer, recently renovated my local movie theater. They told me i needed to make a post on social media before I could get a 10 dollar discount on the Popcorn and a Coke combo.
>I told them I dont have facebook/twitter/IG and the kid working there started to laugh at me, but told me 4chan was ok.
>>72047411
Coke is cancer
>>72047411
They made your theater look like a trade show booth in a convention center? What possessed you to even write this shitty post?
>>72047411
>They told me i needed to make a post on social media before I could get a 10 dollar discount on the Popcorn and a Coke combo.
>literal shilling
>>72047533
at least he's honest. not trying to shadow shill us like the rest of them. You get your 10 bucks OP you cancerous faggot.
There was a similar coke bottle display at the mall near me and I asked if I could take it when the display is over and they said no it was to be returned to coke.
>>72047411
what the shit is coke free style?
>>72047411
>>72047620
>coke reestyle
>>72047620
mix ur own drinx
i mean its ok but did they upgrade the seats, the screen and the projectors?
cause if they put some stands and more butter to my popcorn it aint worth shit
>tfw you push the button for lime Coke and it is empty
>>72047620
Robots taking over human jobs and becoming sentient while humans just sit back and laugh about it.
Enjoy the Robopocalypse, meatbags.
>>72047709
less meat more 1337
A few years back Coke had picked out an official "song of the summer."
That made me wretch.
>>72047691
>tfw you push your butt in.
>>72047411
Which authority sanctioned the officiated status of Coke vis-a-vis the Official Drink of Summer?
Should I recognise this authority? What are the repercussions of drinking another soft drink during the period encompassing the official summer period? I'm nervous because I am drinking some Dr Pepper right now and really do not wish to be arrested, so any further information would be to my betterment. I just want to be a productive member of society and thought DP (Dr Pepper) was a safe drink.
What have I done??
i like coke but that makes the movie theater look like shit
>>72047728
>wretch
This isn't a fucking word you illiterate troglodyte.
>>72047728
They do that every year.
>>72047709
>humans just sit back and laugh about it
I don't know what will happen but I'm confident it won't be like that. Probably we'll respond with a new Luddism that results in menial robots being bashed to fragments by groups of people with clubs. After which the next generation of menial robots is given an improved capacity for self-defense.
>>72047757
Actually it is, but not the word intended.
>>72047757
It's a noun, he's using it incorrectly.
>>72047411
> but told me 4chan was ok.
> 4chan ok
> ok
>once a week i look after my sister's kids
>ask them where they want to go
>they want to go to pizza hut for the all you can eat thing
>fine
>drive there
>they sit and stuff themselves with pizza
>i order a coke
>they only have pepsi
>have to get it myself from the machine
>try strawberry pepsi
>it tastes so bad i actually throw up in pizza hut
>sister calls me
>accused me of being drunk
>my nephew tells her i wasn't
>she blames him for some reason
>tried to call the cops on me
>they are familiar with her because she is a drug addict cunt
>taze her in front of her children and the whole street
The point is that Coke is better.
>>72047838
Same exact thing happened to me.
>>72047411
And did they make you put a watermark in the bottom right corner?
>all these summer gags actually falling for this weak b8
>>72047741
I've already contacted my local authorities
You're done kid
>>72047838
Holy shit are you me?
>>72047883
my phone takes shitty pics, i had to use a stock photo since you need an image to make a post on 4chan for some reason
>>72047411
That's disgusting
>>72047411
>the kid working there started to laugh at me, but told me 4chan was ok
Under rated
>>72047768
What was this year? I wanna get my groove on.
>i only drink water
>>72047691
>tfw you push the button for orange and it gives you lemon-lime
>>72047533
You don't know what shilling means.
Shilling mean endorsing something or someone while pretending to be impartial.
>>72047999
>I drink caramel coloured sugar paste
>>72047989
Avicii's 'Taste the Feeling'
It was some Selena Gomez song but they changed it because no one cared about her.
>>72047411
The way you used greentext there is the way you should use spoiler tags. Why do so many people do this?
>>72048152
The formatting for quotations is the same on Reddit, but the formatting for spoilers is different, so OP doesn't know it.
>>72047411
>freestyle machine
>powerade
>no blue mountain berry blast
no, fuck YOU coca cola
>>72048287
Fucking Reddit newfags, man... OP needs to lurk more.
>>72048068
Shit man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F82W3tKtr8c
I would've thought avicii would be so rich he'd be above this shit
Liquid diabetes
>>72048037
>taking a meme post with a pic of sam hyde seriously
>>72047999
>I drink the liquid Jew
>>72048443
>Posting Sam Hyde
>Caring about Sam Hyde
>Thinking Sam Hyde was ever funny
Oh man, I remember before I hit puberty too.
>>72047508
He gets a discount, can't your read?
>>72047411
ITT patrician Colas
>>72047848
>all that cash plastered all over the facilities, yet the ceiling is still way too low
>>72050068
There is literally nothing wrong with the ceiling
