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>>71873392 old
What the fuck did he mean by this edition
Azor Jon
Azor Mace
First for GRRMcock
>>71877302
How can a dead man be Azor Ahai?
>>71877318
>not my fat pink mast
>Tee hee hee hee
What did she mean by this?
>>71877339
His death wasn't on screen, Mace is alive nigga
>>71877341
She meant
>MY WHOLE FUCKING PLOT IS A HUGE WASTE OF TIME
>>71877339
He'll return next season, reborn from the flames like a dragon
>>71876490 →
It's never presented as such. She has no inner conflict about her role or her gender, besides to tell people how grudgingly supportive her dad was about his heir refusing to marry.
Which is a shame because I love her confession to the Elder Brother
>"A daughter. "
>Brienne's eyes filled with tears.
>"He deserves that. A daughter who could sing to him and grace his hall and bear him grandchildren. He deserves a son too, a strong and gallant son to bring honor to his name. Galladon drowned when I was four and he was eight, though, and Alysanne and Arianne died still in the cradle. I am the only child the gods let him keep. The freakish one, not fit to be a son or daughter."
>>71876490
It's never presented as such. She has no inner conflict about her role or her gender, besides to tell people how grudgingly supportive her dad was about his heir refusing to marry.
Which is a shame because I love her confession to the Elder Brother
>"A daughter. "
>Brienne's eyes filled with tears.
>"He deserves that. A daughter who could sing to him and grace his hall and bear him grandchildren. He deserves a son too, a strong and gallant son to bring honor to his name. Galladon drowned when I was four and he was eight, though, and Alysanne and Arianne died still in the cradle. I am the only child the gods let him keep. The freakish one, not fit to be a son or daughter.";_;
Which regions of Westeros has people that are intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor? That's me.
>>71877339
He's not dead, the wildfire transformed him into Azor Ahai. Margaery = Nissa Nissa.
Is GRRM racism?
>>71877236
Based GRRM.
Ugh, screw it
How is Azor Jon posted as the first post consistently in each and every thread?
>>71877425
> don't like writing about savages
What an idiot he wrote basically a whole book worth of text about the Dothraki.
Will Sansa fuck him over like Cat fucked over Ned and Robb?
>>71877442
fuck off
>>71877390
More like Azor Afry
>>71877245
Based
>>71877442
how yucky.
>>71877384
Westerlands
>>71877236
How do you think he feels about D&D ruining the Sand Snakes? He said there's a whole fucking lot of them in the Winds of Winter, but they're so unpopular now they're obviously gonna get cut in exchange for some non-retarded shit
>>71877442
I made the thread and I'm not even posting it. I still think OP is an assburger for failing to make a proper thread TWICE, but whatever. Let it go.
>>71877567
I made neither of those threads lol don't blame me for other people's autism
>>71877607
Right, you just happened to use the same image theme as the first failed thread? Then someone else just happened to fail in the exact same why a few minutes later.
How can I become as retarded as Balon Greyjoy?
>>71877675
Inhale sea salts for decades
>>71877469
but she already did something similar and jon forgave her.
i wonder why brienne did not got fucked for not protect her and instead go kill stannis.
>>71877645
Someone else linked it as the official /got/ thread, but I did make that original image yes. What happened was probably some retard was just linking random threads and saying they were new.
>>71877675
What did he do wrong?
He dindu nuffin.
Yes, because Daenerys fucking Drogon is more essential to a GoT Pop Vinyl collection than Bran. This is ableism pure and simple.
>>71877750
Did they already have a Danaerys?
>>71877775
Yes. Two, I think.
Oh fuck I just remembered Tyrion being saved from the river was by JonCon, not Jorah.
Fucking TV show fucking up my shit. I need to read the books again.
>>71877425
is this real?
>>71877750
Is that real?
Holy shit, they're pumping those gay little figurines out. I remember when they had like 8 total GoT figurines.
>>71877793
Yep
who /comfy/ here?
watching Preston's new video right now
>>71877775
theres like 20 danaeryses
>>71877700
>implying she can't fuck him over even more
Cat massively fucked over Ned, who Jon is like, and massively fucked over Robb, who Jon is now also like even looks back at Sansa like Robb looked back at Cat.
And Brienne did protect her, got there right after the hunters found her and before they could hurt her or bring her back
>>71877827
are you stupid? of course its real
>>71877750
can they make pops sitting down? i dont know shit about them to be honest
If you're stuck in a shit marriage in Westeros, can you flee and join the Watch to get out of it?
>>71877877
Stannis?
>>71877977
I mean, I'm not sure how that all works, but I don't see why not. If they can make a Tyrion with a tiny body and they can make animals with four legs I don't see why they couldn't. Also, I don't think it would be a sales issue either. If they are confident enough that they will sell enough Paul Feig figures to warrant production, I imagine Bran would do fine.
>>71878124
im fucking dying that they made harpy ones, i bet they sold a total of 2 of them
>>71878094
Probably. Or a septon, or a maester. But most men just arrange a hunting accident or a sudden, unexplained illness.
>>71877383
Aw, you are breaking my heart.
I guess I will pretend she's book Brienne and just wasn't revealed fully.
On the other hand, that means she is so amazing in the books, my sweet lady knight.
>>71878167
and grey worm, and generic unsullied, and generic wight
do people actually buy these things?
>>71878117
yessir
>>71877390
Margaery is AA, Nutella is her Nissa Nissa
>>71878243
Why is the renly one nearly $300?
>>71877236
post yfw last episode for next season will be Azor Jon kneeling before Danny, consolidating wyomin power and becoming the cuck in the north.
>>71878236
i think theres ones for sam, the two dragons nobody cares about, jorah, and even littlefinger and ramsay
Rewatch one S1 and iv comes to realize a reason why following seasons have not been that great
There's not an ounce of lightness for lack of a better way to say it.
S1 had a lot of light hearted moments and while it had it serious and dark parts, it made it seem more human . Not ever moment is grimdark and death
>>71878492
they went too edgy
>>71878288
Because Renly is the most popular character on Game of Thrones.
>>71878492
for many characters things were still sort of alright
it gets harder to intersperse light hearted moments when all goes to shit
>Having threads of /got/ in 2000 +8 +8
>Still watching ''Hilary 2016'' the show
>>71878668
When not every single thinng is grimdark it makes the parts that are grim and dark more meaningful
>>71878720
Danaerys is going to die in a horrible way.
What if The Iron Islands were Innsmouth and the Drowned God Dagon?
>>71878492
>not an ounce of lightness
Sure there is, it's just terrible.
>le no cock
>19 translators on a sinking ship
>no cock :^)
>*farting nervously*
>lol no cock
>kek small cock
>Khal: I wonder how a Khaleesi tastes
>>71878743
I can see her getting eaten by her dragons , or dying of hypothermia . Something ironic
>>71878373
Or her dragons attack him and his plot armor somehow makes the dragons and Danerys spontaniously combust. It's not like he'll be in any danger of actually dying until the very end where a heroic sacrifice might be needed.
>>71878735
that's true, but on the other side you are at risk to put in scenes the feel out of place
>>71877750
There is literally only one piece of Bran related licensed merchandise and it sucks. It really is strange considering he is one of the central characters in the entire story.
>>71878818
Sansa Stark, Jon Snow, Danaerys Targaryen, Tyrion Lannister.
Pick two to survive until the end of the series, because I guarantee you, in Game of Thrones that's all you're going to get.
>>71878871
What about the one where Bran kisses Meera?
>>71878899
uploaded the wrong pic
THIS is one of the all time worst low effort scenes in game of thrones history
>>71878886
>Night's King, I'm Winterfell
>>71878932
Jojen dodged death so many times only to die like that. Bran too, for that matter. Theon, Karl, Locke, wights, more wights.
>>71878818
>>71878743
>When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child. Then he will return and not before
Dany will die in childbirth. She will be delirious and see Khal Drogo riding towards her on a stallion made of stars or some shit.
>>71878889
Jon Snow will martyr himself to bring the Dawn. The other three are too well-liked to die.
>>71878973
looking at that gif embarrasses me ngl
they should have just had jojen live and killed him off in the door scene for fucks sake
>>71878932
I think they were trying to convey that he knew and/or accepted his fate with detached calm like everything else he did
did come off looking stupid, though
Previously on Game of Thrones.
>>71878984
She'll have the option to have a child of flesh or a child of fire. If she ever has a child born of her womb, her dragons will die.
>>71878932
Is he okay?
>>71879035
no i'm not saying the actor was low effort, im saying the production on that entire scene was garbage at every single level, writing, directing, cinematography, set design, lighting, all of it was bad
>>71879032
Having him live only to die taking a blow meant for Bran would have been better.
>>71879058
He's fine. Gets stabbed all the time.
>>71879013
fuck off threadsplitter
>>71877900
great video.
>>71877750
They will have every individual Child of the Forest from the Night King scene, as well as the human Night King (and he'll probably be sitting because fuck you, Isaac) before they make Bran.
>>71879009
> Tyrion
If it was pre-s3 Tyrion id be upset, but current Tyrion is just annoying
> Sansa
If she doesn't die she will be set up as a villan post series
> Jon
He will live
>Dany
She may die , but it would be likley the last death of the series
>>71879073
probably a long day on set and they all wanted to go home. production quality drops drastically towards the end of the day because everyone's tired
>>71877730
>He dindu nuffin.
He literally didn't do anything.
Why did ASOIAF have to attract everything terrible about the Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Twilight, Pseudo-post 2007 faux nerd culture to it?
>>71878889
Jon Snow and Sansa Stark
>>71877800
I just don't watch the show
>>71879185
Hopefully it raises the standards a bit.
>>71879087
it would have made more sense anyway, dying in the snow like that and then being bombed was just retarded
>>71877341
>not even a character, just diversity hire taking up screentime
>meanwhile they're killing off Ruseman, Blackfish and Doran
>>71879185
What did you expect to happen once it was adapted for tv?
>>71877730
Exactly. He was just being the biggest Joke in all of Westeros. I'm genuinely surprised Joffrey even had a dward actor representing Balon at his wedding. That was giving him more credibility than he deserved.
>>71878886
Wish we had a figure of Bran sitting in a Weirwood throne or something.
>>71878492
Well S1 was the time before the show was tainted by showfag normie plebs ruining everything. I think the Red Wedding was really the tipping point that sent the show over the edge.
>>71877913
>told Ned not to go to KL
>told Ned not to take the girls with him
>told Robb not to trust Theon
>told Robb not to fuck the phat ass
>>71879279
*dwarf
>>71879155
>dothraki skirt dany
Look at that literal and deliberate division between Sansa and Jon. Winterfell and thus the North itself is splitting them.
Betrayal incoming
>>71878932
Just the way he is being stabbed and the look on his face looks terrible. This is how you would expect an extra about 20 metres back in the background being killed in a cluttered fight scene to die like.
>>71879362
> not "Betrayal is coming"
>>71879328
>kidnapped Tyrion, son of Tywin "Castamere" Lannister knowing Ned was in King's Landing surrounded by Lannisters
>let Jaime go with no deal in place and relying on the word of a person with no power to get Sansa or Arya back and who's a known oathbreaker
>>71879163
that is not even close to an excuse. do you understand how much planning goes into shooting any scene? The write the scenes months before hand, do storyboards, if its a scene with CGI then the artists do rough layouts before the scene is shot so they know the camerawork beforehand. Every single creative individual involved in the production of this scene failed except the actors, who i'll give a pass for being the victims here. even the hair and makeup was tragic.
pic related is mfw
>>71879163
Thats not an excuse for the biggest television show on earth with the highest budget. And even if it was theres still no excuse because the whole concept of that scene was pants on head retarded.
>>71879362
sansa is a shit character, she should have got thrown down the moon door
>>71879362
RIP Jon
>>71877902
gotta have one for each outfit/hairdo :^) which is like 100 different ones. seriously, what does this bitch do besides changing her outfit and getting rescued?
>>71879304
Yeah, I could stand watching the show up until S3 ended.
Then I tried watching S4 and I just couldn't stand to get through it.
>>71877750
Looking through the comments section on the Pop Vinyl website reminds me why the world season six is the highest rated season.
Reminder, there are at least six different Daenerys figures by my count.
>>71879437
Jon is literally invincible and can't possibly die unless its the very last scene since being ressed AND defeating Ramsay and his twenty good men means his plot armour cannot be challenged.
>>71879362
I literally can't care
>>71879416
Yes, those decisions were retarded, but not worse than "real" Starks.
And her four warnings are much more than the "real" Starks could ever come up with.
>>71879328
>told Ned not to go to KL
>King travels through half the country to order him to become his right hand man
>lol Ned don't go
top kek are you fucking serious
>>71879464
That's all well and good but, radical feminism.
>>71879456
S4 was honestly pretty good, lots of powerful hard hitting episodes that were very well executed. S5 was where the show became extremely disappointing and S6 feels like a rise in quality but an increase in the pandering the show is doing to the audience rather than staying in the spirit of the books.
>>71879304
>>71879456
Red Wedding ruined everything because of those retarded reaction videos that viralled everywhere and people decided to follow along like dominoes.
>>71879460
how dare pop vinyl make dany figures but no khaleesi?! this is why we need feminism
>>71879542
Like, I watched the Oberyn fight and it was pretty nice.
But overall I just don't care anymore.
Doesn't help that I read the series in-between seasons so when it started up again I fully realized how much it dropped the ball.
Of course I can't talk to people IRL about it because as soon as I mention "books" people assume I'm just a generic "books are always better" contrarian.
>>71879616
what's that one bar full of hipsters that always gets views for their stupid reaction videos?
>>71879542
Season six was a bit of an anomaly. There was easily more plot movement than in any other season to date, but everything felt so empty and shallow. They're clearly racing toward the finish line, but they're doing it in an unsatisfying way.
>>71879683
Burlington Bar
>>71879686
Well, season 7 will probably be enjoyable at least now that all the dominoes are set up to fall. I have a feeling that GRRM is going to say fuck it and go MTGOW on A Dream of Spring, it'll be like how different Qarth was from the books, same basic ending but most of the details changed and they'll pretty much be different.
You guys think Robb would have been ok with Jon usurping Bran's rightful throne?
>>71879746
I hope it burns down
>>71879760
Robb thought Bran was dead.
>>71879781
not in the show
>>71879781
>Robb thought Bran was dead.
That's not how line of succession works anon. If he did know what do you think he would think of King Jon I?
>>71879686
Yeah you're definitely right, think about Cersei blowing up the sept and the casualty count of that. Tommen, all the Tyrells, The High Sparrow and his crew. Kevan, Lancel. More important characters die in this event than the Red Wedding. Yet its put early in the episode rather than at the end and isn't given nearly as much time as it would have been given in an earlier season.
>>71879762
>Reaction videos are the tip of the ice berg
Funny how we've came a long way from critics telling us how to think now we've got people telling us how to react, it's really fucking frightening.
>>71879760
What did Robb Usurp? He lost the war...
>>71879362
>sansa stirs shit up
>divides the north and weakens it even further than the recent events already did
>enemies catch the occasion to fuck winterfell's shit up and starks are split apart again
>has to go on another journey of being raped and bitch slapped at every apparition
>"whyyyyy meeeeeee" dialogues all over the place again
why she gotta be like this ? can't she sit the fuck down and enjoy some rest ? It's not like Jon s going to act like a dictator and mute her
>>71879839
>What did Robb Usurp?
Remember when Stannis called him
>the usurper Robb Stark
He was stealing the Northern half of his kingdom when Robb's own father supported King Stannis.
>>71879820
Robb would disapprove, if Jon had actually taken Bran's rightful place and not had it given to him. Jon doesn't give a fuck about ruling, he just wants to stop Night King.
>>71879362
T E L E K I N O
>>71879840
>can't she sit the fuck down and enjoy some rest ?
her pooper is still much too sore from her wifely duties
>>71879760
It's fine, normies don't know who Bran is.
So I just thought of something regarding Winds, what if Stannis is Jon's Nissa Nissa? Obviously with him being dead, Stannis will ride off to fight Ramsey, Jon will more than likely be resurrected when it looks like Stannis is defeated and he finds his corpse, barely alive, he'll have a sword stuck in his chest or something, pull it out, the sword lights and now Jon is Azor Ahai. Then he'll go and defeat Ramsey, reclaiming his land.
>>71879946
This is accurate. I have friends that exclusively refer to him as Bronn. They refer to Bronn as Tyrion's friend.
>>71879760
I'm pretty sure Cat is rolling in her grave right now.
Bonifer Hasty was Rhaegar Targaryen's father, and is Jon Snow's grandfather.
>>71880008
It's disgusting. His storyline was interesting once. He used to be more than an exposition device.
First time coming into this sort of thread, and I'm very much glad I haven't been here before, and never will again.
Goodbye.
>>71880033
>Bonifer Hasty
Who?
>>71878800
>Khal: Looks like meat's back on the menu!
>>71880014
She should be a dear and try rising from it.
>>71880014
Turns out she was right to fear the bastard usurping her trueborn children's birthright. Only he's not a bastard and is probably going to marry her daughter.
>>71880008
My friend calls Daenerys "Khaleesi", fucking showfags
>>71880056
Oh, come on man. Give us one more shot. Please?
>>71880101
>the usurper Jon Snow
>>71880056
A wise decision.
>>71880101
>Only he's not a bastard
Wait wut?
>>71880014
nah she's rolling in the Riverlands
>>71879362
>Well jon, it's like Father's always said...Winter is here :)
did D&D actually think that was a good line?
>>71880101
>Only he's not a bastard
>>71880254
I wanted to off myself when I heard it.
>>71880062
Ser Bonifer the Good is a Stormlander Knight of incredible piety. He leads a group of Knights named the holy hundred and is going to dispel Harrenhal's cure, cucking every evildoer in the realm who wanted to use that castle's dark power, including Roose Bolton and Petyr Baelish. He was the first love of Rhaelle Targaryen, who is Rhaegar's mother. This is why Aerys was paranoid that she was being unfaithful to him and why he wanted another son so desperately.
>>71879760
Shouldn't Jon's 'shield' be the reverse of Robb's?
I thought that's why he was called the White Wolf, cos he's a bastard kinda like the Blackfyres
Don't tell me it's just because he has a white direweolf
Don't
>>71877339
I ask the same of you jonautist.
>>71880307
> white wolf
Jons should be a red wolf or incorprate the targ emblem somehow
>>71879824
Agreed. And getting rid of just everyone leaves me in this place where I just don't really give a fuck about King's landing anymore. They pretty much showed their entire hand in that, obviously Cersei isn't going to "win." We know the prophecy says she's going to be killed by her little brother, and it's most likely Jaime instead of Tyrion. But there's no real conflict anymore because there's really no one to root for. The last two seasons have been odd in as much as you feel a degree of sympathy for Cersei. You don't want to see her win because she's still an awful person, but you're at least invested in seeing her play. Now I just feel like, well, Jaime can kill her, Daenerys can kill her. Doesn't matter how it happens, she's obviously marked for death.
>>71880254
>>71880276
>not laughing at le self-referential joke
it's like you guys aren't even millennials
>>71880276
>"Sigh...Winter Is Coming™"
>"But it's here."
>>71879893
>instead of siding with Stannis Robb got too greedy and declared himself King in the North
>Stannis would be ruling the 7 kingdoms by now
>>71880376
Nobody knows him as anything other than a Stark bastard though
>>71880460
Don't be ridiculous. Ellie and Isaac are just very good friends.
>>71880376
Why? He's not a Targ he's a Hasty and posing as a Stark.
>>71880376
Sansa's the Red Wolf
>>71878932
You ever been stabbed m8? You dont even realize it until its already happened, champ
>>71879036
f f f f feels...
>>71880599
But he saw it coming.
>>71880569
Fuck off Bonifer, you're even worse than Joncon who keeps telling everyone he was Rhaegar's best friend when EVERYONE knows that was Arthur Dayne
Where was Ghost the whole time Jon was fighting at Winterfell?
>>71880599
again im not talking about the acting in that shot specifically i'm talking about the production on that scene as a whole
>>71880737
Fair enough. It could have been shot much better.
>>71880642
hence his not-startled expression
>>71880774
thats not isaac........what the fuck are you talking about
>>71880774
DELETE THIS
>>71880774
Looks about 6'2". Thats decently tall
Im 5'11" and consider myself short
>>71880774
what do you consider tall then
If you went to sleep tonight and woke up in a rundown tavern in Flea Bottom, what would you do? Assuming you have the clothes on your back and nothing else?
>>71880662
Bonifer is a pious man, he would no lie about such things
>>71880822
don't make them post it again, plz.
>>71880842
they didnt specify which gender of ass
>>71880014
>says herself multiple times during the show that the right thing to do was to ask Ned to legitimize Jon and be done with it
she'd be fine
>"Motherless bastard" Cat used to call me, because I didn't know who my mother was. She thought she was witty.
>Look at me now Tully, You're dead, Robb's dead, Rickon's dead, Bran's still off Beyond the Wall, Sansa spends her nights in my bedchamber and I'm King in the North.
>>71881003
Delete. Your. Account.
>>71881003
This anon is correct. However, Isaac is pretty enough for both and effeminate enough that bisexuality is possible. That or he's just a really gay-looking heterosexual.
>>71881029
>delete your account
this is 4chan you fucking pleb
>>71880962
Just realized they changed Jon's hair from poofy Celt-fro to man bun in order to make him look like Rikard Stark.
>>71881003
YOU POSTED IT AFTER I SAID DON'T POST IT AND YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71881003
im almost as sick of seeing this pic as i am of sophies attention whorish ass pics
>>71879760
Why would Ned name his notbastard after his beloved mentor Jon Arryn and not one of his trueborn kids?
>>71881120
Branposters must be kept at bay, anon. This is for the good of the general.
yfw
>>71881087
WE WUZ STARKS N SHIT NOW
M8
>>71881137
Because Jon Arryn knew the truth about Jon Snow.
>>71880846
>manlets
Shouldn't you be in >>>fit?
>>71879963
Battle of the bastards isnt happening in winds it would be redundant as all hell.
>>71881052
Check out this faggot! He doesn't even have 4chan platinum.
>>71881003
it was a joke
>>71880014
Good. Useless cunt is literally responsible for all her family dying.
>>71881266
Actually, that would be Petyr Baelish, who set in motion the events of the entire series.
>>71881003
>>71880704
Budget hell
>>71881337
Is that how he'd look if Locke had taken him back to Ramsay Bolton?
>>71881253
Yes, but does anyone actually have context on this? Did someone PM him or something?
>>71881314
Ya but Cat was stupid enough to trust Baelish completely.
WHITE WOLF WISE WOLF
>>71880751
tallfag here, sadly no
TES/Fallout style Game of Thrones video game when? I want to max my speech skills, walk into King's Landing in rags, and convince the royal family to kill themselves and make myself King.
>Dany takes Westeros by force easilly and shortly into her rule just throws a dragon at any city that shows any insubordination
>becomes Mad King 2.0 because muh history repeats itself
Tell me this isn't what George has in mind. It would be lame as fuck bit it seems to be where things are headed.
>>71881467
>It would be lame as fuck bit it seems to be where things are headed.
What do you want her to go in with her dragons and save the day faggot?
>>71881376
his stupid overdramatic fans took the bait and had a meltdown over the pic, they were having a laugh about it because its fucking funny, then his fans started harassing his friends on instagram over it, and that was one of his friends' response
imtomhoward is the guy in this pic
>>71881452
Skyrim was originally going to be a GOT game. Also Bethesda a shit. Their writing is awful and their gameplay is awful. CD Projek Red would make a better choice
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that crowning Jon was a huge mistake?
>>71881418
So was Ned. And Robb could have declared for Stannis. Arya could have named Tywin, Joffrey, and Cersei to Jaqen H'ghar. Rickon, Bran, and Jon were the only ones unable to do anything about the War.
>>71881505
So you're saying there's still hope? XD
>>71881512
I would cream my pants for this.
Too bad they only do polish novels.
>>71877442
>Non-flop edition
>flops
:^)
>>71881137
Cause Jon Arryn was like a father, but was also not Ned's father cause Ned already had a one, just like how Jon is like Ned's son, but is not Ned's son cause Ned already has one.
Pottery.
>>71881561
for you? no
that hes into dudes? possibly
all im saying is that pic proves nothing because he literally posted it for the lols
>>71881505
Me on the right.
>>71880704
Finding Gendry.
>>71881638
Well I knew I had no chance. Wouldn't deserve him if I did. I do love that he did that, though. Just the reactions on here were amazing.
>>71881505
>imtomhoward is the guy in this pic
Yeah I got that much, but where did the image come from?
Also, as much as it is joked about on /got/ because we are all grown men and (I sincerely hope) none of this is serious, screwing with your actual legitimate (ie, teenage girls on instagram) fans seems like a pretty shitty to do from a PR standpoint. I would hope Isaac has people working for him to teach him how to...not do that.
where did it all go wrong?
>>71881521
Jay Bauman, you in dis bread?
>>71881607
>Just be a hedge knight in the Riverlands during the War of the Five Kings eventually ending up North.
>At the beginning you help out minor lords, take part in big battles and choose which faction to be in (Stark or Lannister)
>Middle Red Wedding happens
>Ending is helping either Stannis or the Boltons in the Battle of Ice
Literally muh dick
>>71881695
>Wouldn't deserve him if I did
gay
>>71881778
>>71881645
Go to bed, Isaac. Your face is stupid.
>>71881711
the image came from someone who was probably harassing that guy like an entitled shit because thats what obnoxious fans do.
dude learn to take a joke. nobody even fucking cares that this happened other than like 12 people so theres no "pr standpoint". its funny.
So Dany was Queen of Meereen, but she gives up the title.
Here's a couple of questions:
1. Can a monarch even give up their title?
2. She left the city in the hands of Daario. What title does Daario have in the city? Why should the people of Meereen follow Daario? It's like leaving a bunch of foreign mercenary contractors in control of a country and tell them to peacefully transition it till whenever.
3. She said the people of Meereen should decide who they want to rule them. What does that even mean?
>>71877236
how come theres no discussion of what was meant by this? /got/ is the worst
>>71881778
I'm surprised the Hound didn't do this. Could have gone North and become a soldier for the Starks.
>>71881954
Because he didn't say it.
>>71881930
1) yes, see edward viii
2) nothing, he will help them to choose their own leaders.
3) democracy
Why is she so perfect?
>>71881930
>Can a monarch even give up their title?
Yes, has happened historically
>She left the city in the hands of Daario. What title does Daario have in the city?
Regent
>>71881800
He's pretty enough for straight men too, not that I am one.
>>71881778
>The North portion is mostly character interaction and doing odd jobs like hunting for Stannis' camp
>Get to see the chaos in Winterfell if you choose Boltons
>Eventually you can turncloak to Stannis or get killed by Stannis if you stay with the Boltons
>Hype as fuck battle in the snow in a massive blizzard
pls CD Projek Red, I'll even do it for free
>>71881976
Well he was trying to but then he got caught by the Brotherhood
>Tommen has been taught that kingship is his right. Aegon knows that kingship is his duty, that a king must put his people first, and live and rule for them
How long until Varys assassinates Dany and gets the remnants of her alliance to back Jon? a bastard who rose high and got chosen by the people?
Bookfags, can you answer what's dany's plan after she takes westeros or kings landing in the books?
I ask because she's barren, unable to provide an heir, and that imo is a deal breaker in matters of sucession and one more reasons for a shaky rule.
>>71882115
She has no plan. She just wants the throne for the craic. She is selfish as fuck.
>>71881994
>3) democracy
LOL
Retard detected
>>71882028
If you start as a hedge knight, you'd have to fight in tourneys to even have the opportunity to be part of a Great House's guard/army. Prove your skill in battle. What better way than by fighting in several lesser tourneys and then going to King's Landing to fight in the Hand's Tourney?
>>71879893
>He was stealing the Northern half of his kingdom when Robb's own father supported King Stannis.
The North belongs to Northmen. Stark surrendered to the Targaryens, not the Baratheons, who rebelled against the Targaryens first.
I wonder who even cares if the North secedes. What are their major exports, snow and beards?
>>71882115
>she's barren, unable to provide an heir
she had a miscarriage in book 5. she can get pregnant.
>>71882057
I think he was just trying to get as far away from KL as he could.
>>71882178
>Hedge Knight
>Not starting off as a sellsword
I want to chose any side while being as degenerate as possible.
>>71882196
I think it's the principle of the matter. They're called the Seven Kingdoms. The King is King of the First Men (Northmen) too.
>>71881880
The picture has 14k+ likes and over a thousand comments. Now I'm willing to cede that most people don't care (mainly that it happened) or even realize it was a "joke," but if you don't think that making social media posts for the sole purpose of making trolling your fanbase isn't something that can result in negative PR, you are either 17 or retarded. Again, I could personally give a shit. But the same cannot be said of teenage girls that make up the bulk of his social media followers.
>>71878889
This is only a meme in the TV show, in the books relatively few characters die, I expect Jon will probably heroic sacrifice himself in the end and Dany will turn out to be the villain.
>>71882178
Shit yeah. That would be great. First chapter is proving your worth. Get some nice armour and all that. Fug some wenches. Then War of the five Kings happens.
>>71882223
Who says you can't just do that while being a degenerate knight?
>>71882175
i think i was a little optimistic when i posted that.
i meant republic.
>>71882223
I'd just build myself with maximum stamina and health (endurance). I wouldn't hit very hard, but nothing could hurt me. It'd take a duel with The Mountain to threaten me. And I'd fight for House Mormont.
>>71882263
it started out as a joke just to see what kind of reactions people would have because the reactions are always overdramatic and amusing. then the typical death threats and shit started happening, one of his friends took it too far and made it personal, and the other friend admitted it was just a joke. isaac had nothing to do with any of it other than the first pic. pic related is the only thing he's said since
honestly if you harass a bunch of fucking teenagers who have never been put in the spotlight before and you continue poking them with a stick what the fuck do you expect is going to happen
>>71882196
Wood and fish, but that's nothing of value.
Recently, the power of the North is in a show of unity, seven kingdoms under one leader "against" the rest of the world.
>>71882281
>If you side with the Starks then you end up in a fight with the Mountain
Shit would be hype as fuck
>>71882316
If that's how they react to a joke, I can't imagine they'll take his eventual marriage very well.
>>71881985
proof?
>>71881985
He did say that. I provided a source.
>>71882254
>Iron Islands
>Riverlands
>Vale
>Crownlands
>Stormlands
>Reach
>Dorne
>Westerlands
I always found it funny that there are like, 9 kingdoms.
Wish somebody in the story would point it out.
>"You stole one of the kingdoms!"
>"You've still got like 8, man, come on"
>>71882381
Your first fight against him would have to be an unwinnable one where you have to move carefully to even avoid dying. A "survive for five minutes" kind of fight.
>yfw Aegon I's crown is down in Lyanna's crypt along with a marriage cloak
>>71877236
The dude got exploded with wealth and celebrity in his Twilight years. Yeah, he's going to lock himself in a room cranking out pages.
And he meant you're not just 'really good friends for life' with the opposing gender. That kinds of attraction inevitably involves sex.
That's what he's saying.
Stopped watching after Season 4. The fat man is never finishing the books and HBO has turned it into a money-grubbing, agenda-pushing piece of shit.
HBO will continue to do that until it stops making money and then end it at that time. Who the fuck cares what happens in the end?
They should have let him finish the books before they exploded him with wealth, but they didn't, and now whatever 'ending' happens, is going to suck fucking shit on toast.
Sorry for the truth bombs /tv/, but you know as well as I do that is exactly what is going to happen.
Ship it.
>>71882437
The crownlands and iron Islands aren't kingdoms
>>71877339
Stannis is Azor Ahai.
He'll burn Shireen, save the day, and die.
That will fit perfectly into GURRM theme of subverting traditionnal stories in which the prophetised hero saves the world.
>>71880884
Travel to the reach
>>71882505
iron islands are a kingdom. riverlands weren't one. and made into one.
>>71882478
>yfw Jeor knew about Jon being Jaeherys but didn't tell about it to maester aemon.
>yfw his VS sword is actually Dark Sister
>>71880884
Join the City Watch, I'm 6'1 and pretty strong and most of the Watch can't really fight anyway so I'd fit right in.
Get some coin, eventually quit and go to the Vale
>>71880884
Hide in the forest, kill a knight, probably vomit after, steal his gold and armor and horse, travel to KL to have the armor fitted, tell everyone I was knighted by a knight on the road who died after I had tried to save his life, marry a plump lower noble and put babies in her and all the tavern wenches in the area.
>>71882555
>riverlands weren't one
Get a load of this filthy casual.
>>71882437
The Vale is part of the North
>>71882560
>longclaw
>dark sister
This theory needs to die.
>>71882316
>honestly if you harass a bunch of fucking teenagers who have never been put in the spotlight before and you continue poking them with a stick what the fuck do you expect is going to happen
No, I completely agree, but that is why I said I'd hope that Isaac has a PR professional involved. Like it or not, he is not a typical 17 year old, and his actions are going to carry repercussions that normal idiot teenagers don't have to worry about.
It's unfortunate, but you said it yourself...
>then the typical death threats and shit started happening
That sort of thing is TYPICAL. It's not right, I am certainly not attempting to condone it, but it is typical. And that is why the picture, funny though it may have seemed, probably never should have been posted. I don't expect Isaac to be a perfect paragon of good judgement, I certainly wasn't at 17, but that is the exact reason he should have a professional watching out for him.
>>71882404
its not even an offensive fucking joke or anything and he probably didnt expect it to go any further than that pic. oh no, a teenager did something for attention, call the fucking cops. i dont think he was expecting the death threats or the absolute meltdown a few retards had over it, he was expecting exactly the kind of comments that were made on that instagram post. read them, they're hilarious.
>>71882633
It's not a theory, just autists spouting shit. Dark Sister was a dainty long sword, not a bastard sword.
>>71882654
to be honest he's barely even famous, like D list at best, and probably never thought it would spiral out of control like it did
>>71882615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2JJ-KUZbOI
>>71882633
The real longclaw will be given back to Jorah by Maege.
>>71882448
Sounds gay as fuck dude why would I want to do that?
Something CD Projekt Red would never approve of
>>71882727
>probably never thought it would spiral out of control like it did
Well evidently it did, so I think that justifies my point a bit.
are we supposed to be migrating or something
>>71882911
No, just some anon memeing his dead and archived thread.
Not even bump limit yet
>>71882911
not until 310
>>71882555
Riverlands were sort of a kingdom, it's just that they were usually somebody elses kingdom.
>>71882901
im saying he probably doesnt have a PR person monitoring his social media usage like hes britney spears because he's barely famous and also its not necessary because its not like he's sperging out on social media or some shit, all he did was post a picture
>>71882729
>show Lore
Casual indeed.
>>71877384
Bolton lands clearly
i work on set for season 7 margaery is not dead she comes back as lady smirkheart ama
>>71882993
and a pretty tame picture compared to some of the other cast members catalog of attention-seeking pics. see: sophie turner
>>71882993
You seem awfully passionate about this. You sure you're alright, senpai?
>>71882985
>somebody elses kingdom
kek
>>71882997
>extras that explains the book lore
yes a casual indeed.
>>71883047
is she a spooky ghost?
>>71883047
I don't disbelieve you.
>>71882985
>usually
They were the punching bag of the continente for the past 500 years, but they ruked themselves with small kingdoms and some of them grew bigger and got to unite their kingdom under one ruler through the millennia. Go read the world book or the fucking wiki.
>>71883047
Does she have gooey ectoplasm, and if so, does it get everywhere? In every crack? Is it very hard to wash out?
>>71883079
what are you talking about? i responded to this conversation twice just to add my 2 cents
>>71878984
She will die of Dysentery
NEW THREAD
>>71883222
>>71883222
>>71883222
NEW THREAD
>>71883222
>>71883222
>>71883222
>>71883121
yes she is lady smirkheart because fanservicing book readers who were dissapointed but Lady Stark's actor was too expensive
>>71883127
good its true
>>71883182
i dont think so
>>71883047
she don't smirk no more, you bloody bastards burned her too deep for that
>>71883159
So basically, as a kingdom, it's usually not a kingdom, but alot of kingdoms, except when its a kingdom of kingdoms, until some other kingdom takes over the kingdoms and makes it a kingdom for the first time, again.
>>71880884Magically become a Mary Sue witch, rescue Nutella, heal her, care for her (while forced to become a septa for re-education), help her to bring the light of the Faith (not really), make her smile a little with my stupud jokes.Five years later she finally allows me to hold her hand sometimes.
Ignore that autistic tumblr shit, I'll be dead in five minutes.
>>71883047
It's Lady Stonesmirk
>>71883278. Riverlands and the Iron Isles are both part of The Kingdom Of The Isles and Rivers
>>71881512
>CD Projek Red would make a better choice
They didn't like to make ugly female characters and oushing "diversity-equality" everywhere.
