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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>71836136

Why don't you fagets link anymore?
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>>71836136
Link you shit.
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>>71836137
>>71836138
fucking OP
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>>71836136
POST A LINK YOU FUCKING RETARD
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>>71836136
>They kill the main ghost by shooting it's dick off

Liberalism, not even once.
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>>71836136
OP you are a goddamn retarded piece of shit.
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http://www.villagevoice.com/film/busted-flat-all-too-normal-activity-dominates-the-ghostbusters-remake-8841463

OP is forever a faggot
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>>71836136
ARE YOU RETARDED
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>>71836137
Welcome to neo /pol/, where every other thread is a POL BTFO one or WOW MAKES YOU THINK or SIGN THIS IMPORTANT PETITION BUT IM TOO AUTISTIC TO LEARN HOW TO LINK

I fucking hate this new Jap owner
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>>71836143
>very first paragraph
>Sony was scared by misogynists so they made the movie bad on purpose so no one would watch it.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN READING?
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>>71836136
God I can't wait to see everyone give this a 100%/4 of 4/all thumbs up/#blacklivesmatter rating just because they are afraid of losing their job.
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>>71836136
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>>71836143

They have to be so nice so as not to offend.

That's how you know this isn't entertainment. Its government propaganda
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>>71836143
>first paragraph of the review
>After the Lord of the Flies–level mayhem of the press check-in, Ghostbusters, which was supposed to be shown in IMAX 3-D, began in 2-D...with the Windows logo glaringly visible in the bottom left of the screen and a running timer tracking each second in the bottom right. At around the fifteen-minute mark, the lights came up, and a Sony rep announced, "This isn't the way we wanted you to see it" and then told us the film would start over. As a consolation, there was mention of free popcorn, soda, and candy in the lobby; as several spectators bolted for the snacks, it was clear that this sop would also be a further time-suck.
>the fucking movie wasn't even post-processed correctly
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>>71836136

>no link

OP is faggiest fag, who ever fagged
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>>71836145
This. I hate almost everyone on this Taiwanese tapestry weaving board.

t. oldfag
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>>71836145

Really makes you think, m80.

OP is worse than Ghostbusters.
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>>71836149
lmao, watch the purge election year. That shit was entirely propaganda.
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SJWS BTFO
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>>71836143

> the best part of the movie was the credits

She's not even saying it to be mean, that was literally her favorite part.
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https://youtu.be/u-Pvk70Gx6c

>Lame stereotypical female characters, especially the niggress.
>men are either retarded or assholes
>final boss must be shot in the dick to kill it
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>>71836136
What's /pol/'s retarded obsession with Hollyweed? I guess discussing reality is too much work.
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>>80494407
>>80494407
>>80494407

Here's a bread not made by a mongoloid btw
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>>71836159
Of pol held an ounce of cerebral interaction, every thread would be about the FBI COMEY GRILL.

Wtf
Or THE CLINTON FOUNDATIONS SHEESH
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>>71836159

We basically destroyed this movie. Our shitposting and trolling removed millions of dollars from jew hands.
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>>71836159
We're just having fun. Stop taking this board so seriously.
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>>71836158
>4 dykes dressed as janitors
what could go wrong?
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>91% want to see
>User Ratings: 66,849

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ghostbusters_2016/

This is gonna' be good...
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>>71836159
the majority of people outside the internet care more about movies and games on their phones more than politics...

>implying /pol/ is a proper place for discussing anything
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>Le I'm not advertising you guys.
>Le download AddBlock to block shill images and stop the trigering.
>Le just block one image and the rest follows.
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>>71836165
jesus christ those fake knockers on the one on the left.

Moaaar
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>>71836163
Just like Star Wars:TFA? Yeah.
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>tfw the top billed cast on IMDB barely has the main characters.
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c'mon guys!

let's all yell:

BOMB!

BOMB!

BOMB!


...
until this fucking piece of this abomination of a movie is destroyed and burns in cinema hell!!
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>>71836145
you forgot to attach the green frog meme to your blog post
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A friend of mine went to an early screening and he told me they defeat the big bad villain by shooting him in the dick.

On top of that it seems like every single male character in this movie is either a woman obeying pussy, a dumbfuck or a total asshole.

Funny how the director and the media tried to portray men as mysoginistic for bashing the movie before it came out but now it turns out that the movie is a single big pile of misandry and anti male propaganda.
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http://www.villagevoice.com/film/busted-flat-all-too-normal-activity-dominates-the-ghostbusters-remake-8841463
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>>71836136
Fuck You OP this all ladies Ghostbusters is fucking ace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkHA_E1YQkA
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>>71836143
One of the most pretentious things I've ever read.
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>>71836156
-4/10
Damn, 0 wasn't enough?
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>>71836159
Its not /pol/
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Where's the camrip?
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>>71836511
Ana Foxxx is my favourite nigress but the rest of the cast look like trannys :|

Damn shame
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>>71836792
>niggress is favorite

confirmed ape taste.
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>>71836136

I'm going to see it tommorow, pray for my soul /tv/
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>>71836511

I'd cover these in ectoplasm if you get my drift
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More reviews come out soon:

https://twitter.com/nerdist/status/752003034691973120
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>>71837286
Why give them money?
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>>71837422
>nerdist
Reddit PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>71837286
Wow just flush your fifteen dollars down the toilet anon.
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>>71837476
I liked it because it gave a definite time when reviews are going up, moron.
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>>71836667
It's /pol/
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>>71836143
>That page could not be found.
>Whoops, we can't seem to find what you're looking for. Based upon what we do know, here are some search results that you might find useful.

Geez, all because someone didn't like the movie?
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>>71836511
Why couldn't they have hired a decent looking negress like her for the film?
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>>71837594
Nah, they just posted an hour early by mistake. It'll likely be right back there in 30 minutes.
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>>71836136
will be no reviews till tomorow, the embargo was pushed back
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>>71836143

>page could not be found
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EMBARGO LIFTS AT 6 P.M. EST
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>>71836928
i like this
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>>71836143
>http://www.villagevoice.com/film/busted-flat-all-too-normal-activity-dominates-the-ghostbusters-remake-8841463


http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:TFRrF9AOCNcJ:www.villagevoice.com/film/busted-flat-all-too-normal-activity-dominates-the-ghostbusters-remake-8841463+&cd=1&hl=fr&ct=clnk&gl=fr&client=firefox-b
>hurrrrr what is google cache
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>>71836145
Wow really makes you think
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>>71837422
Knowing how full of SJWs they are they'll praise it to no end.
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>>71837596
>its a triggered man redditor
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>>71837596

Huehue that guy got hit in the ballz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAg1r6zw7Bg
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Saw it at Youtube HQ. The trailer was bad but the movie is a blast, everyone around me laughed hard all the time. Solid 9/10 and definitely the best comedy of this summer.
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Dare I say; baby men btfo?
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>>71837758
What will you do if the reviews are bad and people here start praising it and saying you don't understand because you're pleb? Will you join them or cry SJW/go back to redit?
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>>71837737
>404. That’s an error.

>The requested URL /search?q%20cache%3ATFRrF9AOCNcJ%3Awww.villagevoice.com/film/busted-flat-all-too-normal-activity-dominates-the-ghostbusters-remake-8841463+%26cd%201%26hl%20fr%26ct%20clnk%26gl%20fr%26client%20firefox-b was not found on this server. That’s all we know.
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>>71837800
I'll just laugh at their shit taste I guess.
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>>71836143
>That page could not be found.
>Whoops, we can't seem to find what you're looking for. Based upon what we do know, here are some search results that you might find useful.

Looks like Sony made them take it down.
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>>71837596
>shooting the crotch area of a character that obviously has no genitalia
>it cries out in pain anyway

blackManWithQuestionMarks.jpg
Because I don't actually have that and I don't know the name of the meme to grab one quickly.
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>>71837821
What happens when they ask you about your taste(which will happen) and your imdb taste comes out?
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>>71837776
Let me ask you something. When Sony comes to pay you, do they hand you a check, or do they insert the bills directly into your anus as you bend over and grab your ankles as you thank them and cry at what your life has become?
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SEARCH FOR THE LINK ON GOOGLE THEN OPEN IT VIA CACHE FROM GOOGLE YOU RETARDS
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>>71837848
Any film I like is better than this trash.
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>>71837888
Oh I see whats going on
You're not from around here and you don't understand whats going to happen, do you?
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Kindly allow this lengthy aside and conspiracy theorizing: I can't start my review of Paul Feig's all-distaff redo of Ghostbusters without first mentioning the stupefying chaos that attended last Thursday evening's press screening, the only one of two scheduled a half-hour apart in New York before the movie's opening. This unprecedented incompetence had me convinced, for an hour or more, that Sony, the film's distributor, had been so cowed by the gynephobic holy war that has been waged against the film on social media (including Donald Trump's Twitter feed) for the past eighteen months that the company simply did not want the movie to be seen, ever. (Would it be The Interview redux?)

After the Lord of the Flies–level mayhem of the press check-in, Ghostbusters, which was supposed to be shown in IMAX 3-D, began in 2-D...with the Windows logo glaringly visible in the bottom left of the screen and a running timer tracking each second in the bottom right. At around the fifteen-minute mark, the lights came up, and a Sony rep announced, "This isn't the way we wanted you to see it" and then told us the film would start over. As a consolation, there was mention of free popcorn, soda, and candy in the lobby; as several spectators bolted for the snacks, it was clear that this sop would also be a further time-suck.
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>>71837596
I would have laughed harder if he picked up Kristen Wiig and just like started tonguing her twixt the knees and she was into it and loving it so much that she didn't notice he stepped on Melissa and Harambe and the other one joined in on getting totally ghost licked. That would have been hilarious.
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villagevoice's review

1/4
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SONY FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
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>>71837987

2/4
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>>71838046
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>>71837987
>>71838015
>>71838046

Watch this be aggregated as a "Fresh" review on RT because there's no numerical score and one or two paragraphs have positive phrasing
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>>71836792
I guess you are a black american?
Thats why all white people look alike to you.

Just kidding.
Honestly, the faces from men and women tend to reach from "masculine to feminin". Thats why you sometimes can confuse all.
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http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/07/10/ghostbusters-review-kate-mckinnon-s-probably-gay-gearhead-steals-the-show.html
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if you aren't convinced about this film. watch this video. It will either make you love or hate the film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFA6fYp0t-U
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>>71836511
did this come out yet?
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>>71837987
>>71838015
>>71838046
>>71838069
God bless you son
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>>71838122

anything more than 30 seconds of leslie is too much
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>>71838120
>thedailybeast

THE BEST FILM I OR YOU WILL EVER SEE BECAUSE VAGINA.
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>>71837847
nick young
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>>71836511
I could watch this after fapping easier than the real film.
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>>71838122
Man, Wiig looks so out of it.
Like you can just tell she wants no part of this and was probably forced into it.
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>>71838120
>‘Ghostbusters’ Review: Kate McKinnon’s Probably-Gay Gearhead Steals the Show
>Probably-Gay Gearhead
Why is this fanfiction, headcanon shit in the fucking headline?
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>>71838120
>the review speculates that one character may be gay in the headline
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>>71837758
It was branded as progressive so they will eat it up; consumerism as activism. All these morons are just useful, easily scammed drones which is why the establishment loves them.
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>>71838239
It's the daily beast.
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>>71836143
SONY ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>71837987

Dog bless
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>>71836145
>hating Hiro the Hero
GET OUT
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>>71837987
>>71838015
>>71838046
>>71838069
>blowing out pleb sensibilities and making anti film

This is literally paul feigs only god forgives
his response to the praise he received from spy and bridesmaids
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>>71836792
her face is kinda hit or miss but that body of hers is nice
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>>71838239
>>71838250
in all fairness, I got that vibe from the trailers.
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>>71836667
>>71837534
Pretty sure it's just newfags
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>>71837534
#NotAll/pol/Posters

/pol/ is an imageboard of peace
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>>71838239
>>71838250
Didn't we just go through this with the Sulu debacle? Just because the actor is gay, doesn't mean the character is gay.
Takei and McKinnon are just lousy actors.
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>>71838357
>/pol/ is an imageboard of peace
ishygddt
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>>71838348
I know, my only problem is having to shove that in the headline though. why?
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I can't fucking wait for the embargo to be lifted

I can't fucking wait
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>>71838413
because Daily Beast is tumblr lite. no comments section, because they dont want "facts" or "logic" to hurt their pwecious widdle feewings
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http://www.denofgeek.com/us/movies/ghostbusters/256861/ghostbusters-review
3/5
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>>71838434
should be any minute now
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>>71838015
>this countries funniest women

So Tina Fey, amy pholer, aishia tyler don't exist to this cuck?
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>>71838069
>The best part is the credits

Ayy lmao
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>>71838434
When does it end?
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Polygon sucks, as usual
http://www.polygon.com/2016/7/10/12139368/ghostbusters-review
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http://time.com/4399395/review-the-new-ghostbusters/

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/10/ghostbusters-review-paul-feigs-female-reboot-melissa-mccarthy-kristen-wiig


http://www.cnet.com/news/ghostbusters-review/
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>>71837633

They needed to make it as accurate to the film as much as they could.
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>>71838397
IF YOU INSULT POL YOU WILL BE KILLED

do NOT judge all of /pol/ based on the actions of a few extremists

/pol/ is an imageboard of PEACE!

You will submit to it or die
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/tv/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
http://nerdist.com/the-new-ghostbusters-doesnt-ruin-your-childhood-review/

3out of 5 burritos XD
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Embargo ends tomorrow.
It used to have ended Friday but they pushed it up to Monday.
You know why
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>>71838489

http://www.slashfilm.com/ghostbusters-review/

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/ghostbusters-film-review-909313
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>>71838482
3mins ago
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>>71838120
>Summarizes the movie
>Spends most of the review talking about controversy
>Or saying the movie is important because its women.

Great. This movie is guaranteed to please shills.
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>>71838454
So they admit this film doesnt justify a remake yet they still give it a 3/5?
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>>71838239
>Probably-Gay

For when you desperately need to push your ideology agenda, but the movie isn't cooperating despite being a pandering shitshow.

The ghosts probably represented nazi capitalists too.
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>>71837596
But kicking the other in the balls is funny
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>>71838517
>3/5
DAS RACIST
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All the reviews look like they'll say it's average because they don't want to admit an SJW movie is shit.
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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/ghostbusters-film-review-909313?utm_source=twitter

Reviews seem pretty divided.
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>>71838489
>theguardian
>Such backlash was notably absent when Planet of the Apes was revamped by Tim Burton, then again by Rupert Wyatt. Likewise when Fede Alvarez dared to reimagine Evil Dead for a new generation. For what incensed Ghostbusters fanatics, it seemed, was Feig’s idea to reverse the genders of the ghostbusting quartet – a decision whose politics his film tackles bluntly and frequently, without sacrificing laughs for sermonising.
Evil Dead reboot had a gender-bent lead, too, and nobody cared.
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>>71838571
The reviews out now are either Sony shills or SJW websites

Now we wait for everyone else
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https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ghostbusters_2016/
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>>71838544
>So they admit this film doesnt justify a remake yet they still give it a 3/5?

This is how they have to play it.

The old "in spite of these many good things, it's just doesn't hold up at the end" response.

Which is to say "if I wasn't committed to rating this higher than it should be, I would be laughing and mocking it right now".
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>>71836145
>neo pol

What the fuck are you talking about
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>>71838489
>https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/10/ghostbusters-review-paul-feigs-female-reboot-melissa-mccarthy-kristen-wiig
>Four stars out of five

Oh Grauniad, you illiterate leftie fuckwits.
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>>71838572
Confirmed kino
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>>71838560
I can sort of see her point. I love burr and hicks and even dig a stoned joe rogan but I do miss Hedberg and steven wright type set up knock down.
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http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/film/film-reviews/ghostbusters-this-reboot-is-a-revelation-and-it-aint-afraid-of-no-misogynists/article30791253/?click=sf_globe
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>>71838489
Looks like they're going down with the ship. Wonder how much this will make.
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>>71838610
the guardian has become such a pandering newspaper
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>>71837596
/pol/ btfo lol
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The real question is, will the audience like it?
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>>71838571
Or maybe it's just average?

Like the Vacation remake/sequel, which could've made a point about nostalgia being rose-tinted and how you're doomed to become just as clueless as your parents, instead just one lazy joke after another. I'm getting those kinds of vibes from this.
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>>71838611
Whats a "kino"?
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I like when they bitch about nobody bitching about the other stuff, like the Ninja Turtles. Uh, I guess they missed all the shit about the turtles looking like total ass?
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>>71836143
>which was supposed to be shown in IMAX 3-D, began in 2-D...with the Windows logo glaringly visible in the bottom left of the screen and a running timer tracking each second in the bottom right.
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Reviews seem to be mixed.
>50-60 RT
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Now that the ghost has setlled, can we be honest and admit that we expect the movie to make one billion at the box-office?
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The parroting of "its okay" kind of confirms its shit and everyone is afraid to call SONY out on it.
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>>71837596
How often do you think Paul Feig was called Paul Fag in high school?

I'm gonna guess everyday.
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Jesus christ every reviews mention the backlash, the expectations have been so lowered that everyone says "not that bad, take that haters"
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>All these reviews mentioning the Sony marketing of "it's misogynistic to not want to see it"

It's just like the reviews of Apocalypto where they all took shots at Mel Gibson's personal life and gave the film bad reviews because of that, except flipped.
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http://www.polygon.com/2016/7/10/12139368/ghostbusters-review?utm_campaign=polygon&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
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>>71838536
>Hollywood Reporter
>It's shit but the people who said it was shit are still wrong anyway
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>>71838687
Pure art
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>>71838703

Yeah, it's a little annoying going through these and it's literally all complimenting the cast, badmouthing the "haters" and then going on to say the movie isn't that great.
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>>71838708
>IT'S SHIT BUT NOT AS SHIT AS EXPECTED
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>>71838489
>http://time.com/4399395/review-the-new-ghostbusters/

First paragraph is incomprehensible gibberish. "Stand against it on principle" and using as an example it having a bad trailer?
Facts are principles now? Not watching something because it looks bad makes you a "schmuck".

Almost as if it wasn't the job of the movie makers to make you want to watch it?

And of course it had to be yiddish slang right?
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>>71837633
Because SJW feminists hate good looking black women now, as they're "unnatural" and therefore racist.

They think all black woman should look like fat afroed ooga booga where da fried chicken at mongoloids.

All the while don't forget, it's YOU who is racist, not them.
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>>71837987
>>71838046
>>71838069
That reviewer's choice of pedantic words make me want to bitchslap him in his hipster face.

>mfw I read "meta-moment"
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http://www.comicsbeat.com/review-ghostbusters-2016-is-funny-so-go-away-haters/
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>>71838669
Rabid feminists probably will.

They seem to be the only audience this movie was made for.
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>>71838572
Yes, divided between publishing houses Sony could pay off, and those it couldn't.

Actually, anyone want to waste a few hours seeing if we can tie the sources of the positive reviews to Sony in some way?
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I want to fucking genocide every piece of shit who's giving this movie a good review.
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http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2016/07/10/review-sorry-haters-but-ghostbusters-is-great/
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>>71836143
>Ghostbusters 2.0 suffers from the anxiety of influence — or, more specifically, from the fear of not wanting to alienate the fans

IE: Whaaaa the movie sucked but it most not be Feig or the actors fault! It must still be the fucking white males fault! Whaaaaa!
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>>71838687
a shitposting meme made up by contrarians.
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>>71836145
Why is there one fag that goes in every thread specifically to whine about /pol/, /v/, /sp/ or whatever other boards you think are invading this shithole
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>>71838669
Probably. Feig's other stuff has gone over well with audiences and the sort of people who care about female reboots are actually rare.
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Honestly, regardless of movie, if one of your main points of contention and interest within your review is outside influence that has nothing to do with the inherent qualities of the movie itself, you're not reviewing the movie, you're reviewing the political atmosphere surrounding the movie.
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>>71838746
>that last fucking paragraph

They know there have been multiple franchises with a Female protagonist over the past decade, right?
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>>71838770
This!
why can't they like these imdb core flicks instead
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>>71838746
>But you know, it’s 2016 people, let’s try to pretend we’ve made a little progress.

I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE!
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>>71838746
>Comicsbeat

All the old familiar safe spaces...
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>>71838778
Aren't you the subhuman capedrone that reviews toys and doesn't even finish watching films?
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Where were you when /tv/ got blown the fuck out
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>>71838572

The reviews are literally at polar opposites, it's suspicious as fuck.

Usually when reviews are divided, you get this sort of thing:

"The story is terrible and I didn't care about the characters 1 out of 5"
"the action scenes were amazing and blew me away 5 out of 5"

Here it's
"The characters have no chemistry and the jokes lack any wit 1/5"
"The characters play off each other in an amazing way, the jokes are smart and knowing 5/5"
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>>71838560
>A niggress doesn't enjoy using her brain or thinking about things.

Hmmmmmmmmmmn, really makes you think....
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>>71838806
Imdb is full of normies who will eat this shit up.

Your sarcasm doesn't work.
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>>71838795
this

the reviews defending the movie aren't even reviewing the movie, they're just saying "sexism is bad"
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>>71836792

Fuck you you nigger lover, Romi Rain > Monique Alexander > Nikki Benz > She Boon GimmiDats McNegress
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>>71838517
>I wish for the sake of shutting up haters that the movie had been a grand slam, or even just a home run with a couple of runners on base. As it is, it’s a base hit in the top of the 3rd inning. It does its job, you can watch it, laugh, and move on to hating something else before you’ve seen it.
So his review is not sluightest objective?
can it be that all reviewd will be like this?
Summarize many faults
But its an Ok movie
The message of the film is important
And it gets a rating of middle thing?
I think this film will bomb
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>>71838825
>IGN has more integrity than Polygon
what a world
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62% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES
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>>71838719
>It's shit but the people who said it was shit are still wrong anyway
This looks like the right call.
99% of the people who were bashing this back in December '14 were straight-up sexists. Maybe that's as low as 90% today, but I doubt it.
The only non-sexists against this movie are the ones who've actually seen it, which so far is none of you.
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>>71838815
>>71838801
Menes are like stereotypes: they exist because somewhere out there they're completely true.
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>>71838715
which still takes my breath away how ironic the Apocolypto situation was compared to the state of things today.

Apocolypto was fully cast with authentic People of Color telling their story. did the white man rescue the savages at the end? Fuck no. Man, regardless of origin or color, is interesting to watch if it's true to his heart and mind.
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>>71838724
>complimenting the cast, badmouthing the "haters" and then going on to say the movie isn't that great

It's especially funny then, because the "haters" these people hate, were right.
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>>71838860

60% now
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https://inews.co.uk/essentials/culture/female-ghostbusters-looks-great-not-write-women-new-roles/
not a review, but still interesting.
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Is it a coincidence that Hemsworth (a fucking white male) is the best part about the movie?
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>>71838571
>Movie gets glowing reviews
>Ha that's proof you can't criticize feminist movies

>Movie gets shit reviews
>Ha Feig BTFO

>Movie gets mixed reviews
>W--well I guess they're allowed to criticize the movie but not too much?

This is seriously fucking pathetic.
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>>71838293
Chink moot is even worse kike than moot
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>>71838860
Didn't Batman V Superman start off at something like 90%?
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>>71838839
>normies
Don't pretend for a second you don't have the same entry level taste as them you pleb
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>>71838823
where did this meme come from?
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Why are so many reviews going "the cast are great but..."

No, if their lines are shit, their delivery is shit and their chemistry is shit, the cast is shit. Just say it.
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>goes from 56% rotten to 65% fresh from one review

This doesn't seem flawed at all
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>>71838553
I'm torn.

On the one hand, this is the most nauseating bollocks I've read for a good while.
On the other, if Ghostbusters can't even pander to these people properly, I think it's safe to say it's going to bomb.
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>>71838825

>okay
>6.9

The scale makes no fucking sense. Okay is a middle of the road response. And that's not 7 on a 10 point scale.
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>>71838898
You know its true. The reviews for this movie have become the same as the whole "Oscars So White".
People are afraid to speak their true opinion so just say it was alright but nothing great when they flat out know it was bad.
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>>71838906
Not at all. At the very least, the first 12 reviews were all rotten
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>>71838825

SUCK IT HATERS! WOMEN ARE....ARE...OOOOKAY!
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>60 % on RT
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>>71838909
Your youtube channel and post history
The former which you deleted after being called out first
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>>71838005
Pls no Sony Pictures Classics and PS are gud ;_;
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>>71838930
Because it's misogyny to criticise a woman
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>>71838933
the reviews are just coming out

the more reviews there are total, the less sporadic the meter becomes
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>>71838718

Not going to click that. How much did they love the film and what percentage of the 'review' is saying how awful men are?
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>>71838950
You're right. 6.9 isn't 7
it's 6.9
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>56% ROTTEN TOMATOES
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>>71838956
So do these mixed reviews mean we stand a good chance of based Armond completely excoriating this movie in his?
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Still waiting on that RLM review.
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>>71838867
Well that's the thing. Yes, all stereotypes are rooted in truth and reality. There are people, places, and things that exist and exhibit that very nature. The only problem with stereotypes is when they're applied to everyone in an indiscriminate prejudicial fashion.

But yes, there are black people who smoke crack and steal, white people who fuck their kids, limp wristed lispy gay guys with aids, fat ugly feminists, chinese people who eat dogs, etc. It's all true. It's just silly to apply it to ALL of them.
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>>71838983

Nope 67 now
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>>71838956
Why did Annie get poor scores?
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looks like /tv/ and /pol/ love to get BTFO on a daily basis
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>>71838983
CONFIRMED KINO
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>>71838724
I mean...are you shocked that they'll shove their dick as far down your throat as you allow through inaction? Did you think that all of these outlets would just print any sort of truth that would give you ammo? everything is terrorism now, so in their eyes it's still righteous to lie and mislead in an effort to propagate change and hope vs admit something AND PRINT IT that could be weaponized by you.

We live in a world where almost every interaction between the Machine and The Individual is a war.
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>>71838994
I'm still seeing "no consensus yet"
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>>71838806
Most of these are good? What's your point?
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56% LADS

WE AT A NEW LOW
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I wonder how many reviews are positive simply because they are women reviewing it and want it to get positive press.
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>>71838999
Because there wasn't as much of an uproar and social media response.
Plus, no one has any nostalgia over Annie nor was there ever a sequel planned for over 20 years for it.
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>>71836156
>Praise cast
>Lament slapstick and poor script

2 of the 4 "stars" of the film are Melissa McCarthy and the stereotypical black woman from modern SNL. You have to write what your actors are capable of performing.
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>>71839018
Probably about a hundred reviews to go before we get that.
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>Fresh Score in Rotten Tomatoes

MANCHILDREN ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>71838860
THE SCORE ON RT KEEPS CHANGING BY THE SECOND WHAT THE FUCK?
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Why did they allow women to review this movie? Doesn't that seem to be asking for a bias opinion?
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>>71838806
>let me make a chart of good movies and insinuate that people who enjoy them are idiots
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>>71836145
Deal with it, cuckboi
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>>71839026
>Most of these are good?
If you lack cinema knowledge sure.
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>>71838990
They won't see it until it's official release in the US.
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>>71838544
They mostly do.
It feels more like a
>you meant it well
Which is kinda ok, but not reading the critics they have in the text about the film. Other films would get devastated, but not here it seems.
Like one winner medal and all get a silver because they participated.
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>>71839018
And I "not available"
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>>71839018

It's on the home page in upcoming movies. It's not showing on the actual movie page for some reason
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>>71838950
i think the decibels are just there so their reviews show up higher in metacritic.
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>>71838978
Actually it didn't touch much on that at all, and the basic summary is that it's very funny but won't be as iconic as the original.
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It still looks like shit to me. I won't be giving it money, that's all the review I need.
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So if the movie is average who wins? The SJW? They said it would be amazing and BTFO out all the evil males. The evil males? They said it would be beyond horrible.
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Looks like the score will be about 55% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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>>71838983
The "sweet spot" between bought-out and just awful. Kino?
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>>71839079
>Days until we see Mike mean-drunk on bourbon and coke making whince-inducing remarks about the film, the cast, the director and Sony
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LOL
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>>71839112
not the man babbies thats for sure
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>>71838860
JUST
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>>71839121

keeps jumping between 63 - 67 %
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>>71838990
>thinks Jay will not commit suicide after watching the overwhelmingly positive reaction from critics

Also cannot wait to see Max Landis break down on twitter whining about how only remake have a chance while his shitty original movies got panned.
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>>71839055
No, that's like saying every man that reviews a movie made by another man is biased. There are some female internet reviewers that probably won't like it, like Comicbookgirl19 for example.
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