MANCHILDREN BTFO
Holy shit it's real. How did they get so many reviewers?
>>71811336
People too afraid of being called woman haters.
It's real!
FUCKING /v/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>71811336
>Will pay you to make a positive review
>Okay
>>71811336
Go back to posting interracial porn australia.
James Rolfe on suicide watch!
Yup, it's a kino
>>71811336
the embargo doesn't lift until tomorrow
Calm down, it's not real. This thread legit gave me a scare though
Try that a bit closer to the premiere next time.
>>71811336
You scared me there for a second.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ghostbusters_2016/
0/10 for effort m8
>>71811336
>Yfw female Ghostbusters got better scores than BvS
If this happens, I'll be legit amused, even though I hate women.
You had me scared for a minute there anon
>>71811336
>88%
Honestly even if the movie is good people are going to ratings bomb the thing.
>>71811336
Baby men on suicide watch. What a time to be alive
Guess I've gotta see it now.
IT'S REAL
TURN ON CNN
>sony
>making a good movie
Pick one, btw go back to /v/ sonyshill
>yfw you're memein and you meme too hard and the squad like "ayyyy quit memein senpai"
>>71811972
>murifats have news broadcasts for rt ratings
>>71811336
>Leslie Jones deadpan performance
>>71812076
>europoors are new
>>71811627
Really makes you think.
>>71811336
Manchildren? That particular audience would have produced quite a bit of revenue if Sony hadn't paid you to lie, insult people (women and male) who are fans of the original Ghostbusters.
Sony, stooping lower than any studio has ever stooped before to outright insult the public.
>inb4 critics give it a good score out of fear of receiving death threats from feminists
How is goobergate going to recover?
How many hours until end of embargo?
>>71812459
DELETE THIS
>>71811336
>mfw when the "controversy" surrounding ghostbusters is 100% manufactured for advertising purposes
It's just good business.
You have an inferior product, so what do you do?
You appeal to one demographic (feminists) to gain a viewership for an otherwise unremarkable piece of shit reboot that nobody wants to see.
Then you consciously agitate controversy to make a forgettable product into a topic of fiery debate, gaining free advertising.
Some may even be galvanized into seeing the movie just to spite the misogynists who don't want to see it (but who will probably see it just to make an ebin YouTube rant about it).
>>71811336
Not a very good bait OP you gotta work on that consensus, way too obvious
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BfVH2HFVsng
WE WUZ FUNNY N SHIET
IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS MOVIE, YOU A RACIST MISOGYNIST BIGOT
>>71812942
>mobile redditor
yikes
>Nu-Busters better than the original
>Hillary about to get elected
>Jews still winning
/pol/ eternally buttravaged
>>71811336
>Leslie Jone's hilarious deadpan performance
AHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>71812987
it's /v/
>>71813129
it's /pol/ actually
>>71811336
The side that has any integrity doesn't have to lie or do some stupid bullshit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJYVtPLDY80
>>71812772
Probably this
Just look how long this stupid "controversy" has occupied our time and attention.
>>71812974
Reddit bans for racism you retard
>>71811336
Wouldn't surprise me honestly. The Devin Faracis and Scott Weinbergs that take up most of the film critic sphere have already decided that the movie is good for political reasons
>>71812076
this is a meme thread but this is actually true, I've seen the morning news discussing RT scores
>Leslie Jones deadpan performance
Lol nice try, fag
>>71813404
>redditor knows what happens on reddit
there it is boys
>most of human history: "lol liking nerdy shit is for manchildren grow up and make money for me"
>now: "lol not liking nerdy shit starring women is for manchildren grow up and give money to sony pictures"
>>71811336
>they added thor to the poster
well aren't they desperate for viewers
>>71813534
Most of histroy:
>ew you play video games?
Gaming streamers become popular and profitable
>attractive people playing games like shit take over the entire industry
>>71813590
They need that female audience
>>71811504
Fuck. I can't believe I know exactly what movie that's from.
No I don't mean TDKR
>>71811512
After Mad Max Fury Road it wouldn't surprise me if this movie gets a 100% on RT.
>>71813611
videogames are anti art trash
tbqh I truly am scoping what the scores are going to be. If postive, I wonder how much that will be attributed to the perceived MUH SOGGY KNEE since the movie's announcement. If nothing else it'll be telling of how much we should care about film critics' opinions after all.
If it does do well, no telling how far Hollywood will ass rape us with sequels to beloved movies that don't need one.
>>71813661
Fury Road was a genuinely great action movie though.
>>71812987
In /pol/'s mind, the Jews will always be winning.
As a Jew by blood with no religious affiliation, I find it pretty funny that they hate us (or them, I suppose) yet ascribe so much power to such a small, albeit privileged, demographic. It's almost like it's come full-circle and become completely pro-semitism.
>>71813404
>Reddit bans for racism you retard
Then they must not be very observant, considering the racist subreddits that have been up for years now.
>>71812987
>hillary
>getting elected
>election
>happening
Obama will declare martial law and become dictator
>>71813688
How new are you to this medium?
we all know its going get similar critic reviews, reviewers are afraid of being called sexist
>>71813715
Fury Road was fucking Michael Bay grade trash. Ninety mind numbing minutes of inane explosions sandwiched between a half-baked paper-thin afterthought of a plot.
It literally only got such widespread praise because of the feminist angle, and it shows in the reviews, as the vast majority of them say something about feminism or female empowerment or strong women.
>>71813769
It'll only last a few months though
>>71813629
Spy Kids 3?
>>71813744
>As a Jew by blood
You really shouldn't have mentioned that as now your entire post will be considered part of the grand Juden conspiracy.
>>71813744
I use the jew meme purely as a metaphor for the international capitalist elite (who happen to be noticeably jewish, racially).
I would hope that whites are smart enough to connect the dots and understand that I'm not implying that every jew is "in on it"
>>71813832
>I would hope that whites are smart enough to connect the dots and understand that I'm not implying that every jew is "in on it"
Oh dear, you're hope is in vain. Go spend some time on /pol/ or Stormfront or VNN or other similar sites. They literally believe every jew on earth makes up a hivemind of evil in on a grand plot.
>>71813672
t. Whiny moviefag who doesn't know there are games that aren't angry birds or grand theft auto
>>71813672
No movie that can be considered "art" has been released in the past 5 years.
>>71813794
stop trying so hard mate, it wont make people like you.
>>71813769
>democrat
>having the balls to declare martial law
>having the balls to forcibly deal with widespread violence
topppest of keks
>>71813972
I'm just stating a fact, I'm not trying hard, or trying at all.
And I couldn't care less if /tv/ likes me. I'm not white so it isn't like it's even a possibility.
HEY EVERYONE.
MEN ARE OPPRESED BY GHOSTBUSTERS.
AT THE SAME TIME WE ONLY HATE IT BECAUSE IT'S A BAD MOVIE.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME WE ARE JUST OPPRESED MEN AFRAID OF THE SJW SECRET POLICE.
BUT WE HATE THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS BAD IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM BEING WOMEN.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME WE ARE JUST OPPRESED MEN AFRAID OF THE SJW SECRET POLICE.
BUT WE HATE THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS BAD IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM BEING WOMEN.
>>71813896
>>71813970
t. IQLET /v/edditors from /vg/
>>71814064
>everyone I dislike is the same person
>>71814064
try harder pls
also tl;dr
>>71813794
You fucking what mate?
Fury Road was nothing like Michael bay garbage.
It's the best action movie we have had in years.
>>71814182
tl;dr unless you're a faggot who says the sjw secret police is oppressing him for not liking ghostbusters.
there
is
no
legitimate criticism of an unreleased film you haven't seen.
>>71811504
I jej'd
>>71814042
lmao people calling opinion facts
fucker, you made me look
>>71814226
yeah w/e homo
>>71814226
but there is legitimate criticism for the released trailers :3
>>71814226
Apart from the trailers being dogshit and whatever was spoiled confirming that it's shit.
>>71814226
Trailers, Clips, Leak Scripts, A Review.
These all build the same picture.
>howdoyouknowitsshititsnotevenoutyet.jpg
>>71812459
You better delete this RIGHT NOW.
>>71814334
>>71814283
>>71814271
>BUT AT THE SAME TIME WE ARE JUST OPPRESED MEN AFRAID OF THE SJW SECRET POLICE.
>BUT WE HATE THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS BAD IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM BEING WOMEN.
choose one.
>>71811336
>Leslie Jones' hilarious deadpan performance
8/10, okay shoop
>>71813794
How can one shit poster be so cinematically challenged?
>>71814426
It looks bad based on all we've seen and heard. What's the problem?
EMBARGOED UNTIL OPENING DAY
>>71814426
Nay I'll take both.
One reason just makes the other stand out more.
In interchangeable order.
>>71814500
fuck off faggot
>>71811440
this
we all saw it coming
>>71814500
maybe moderate the board instead of attention-shitposting?
>>71812772
Literally 100% this.
I haven't seen anything about this film, not even the official most-downvoted YouTube video of all time, so I have no idea if it looks good or terrible, but it's maximum lel to see muh feminist websites trigger their autistic fanbases by mentioning it.
>>71811440
Sony gave critics an easy out, instead of actually backing up why they're giving it such a high number they can just say "Doesn't deserve all the hate it's getting from misogynists, five stars."
>>71814500
>cunny threads are back
>hes ignoring them and making large meme posts to scare people into thinking somethings wrong with their internet web browser
REPORTED
TO
HIRO
>>71813794
>Story of a man saving a bunch of useless women
>Feminist
>>71811477
this and only this now stop giving them attention
>>71814500
Retard.
>>71814500
Do your job cunt.
And if you're easily triggered enough to ban me, make it forever.
>>71814573
>hating cunny
do I even need to say it
>>71813715
>Fury Road was good
If you like two-hour music videos that don't even have any music in them, sure.
>>71812459
MISOGINIST SCUM
how will fat women hating virgins deal with this
>>71812076
>yuropoors have news broadcasts demanding them to submit to Islam and remind them of when to pray to Mecca
:'^)
>>71814573
>cunny threads trigger you
>>71813744
"Jews" is a meme. They usually don't even mean it literally. It's just a standard pejorative for them.
>>71814500
why weren't we allowed to be rude to john boyega, but you can bully the black lady from ghostbuster?
>>71811336
Had me there for a sec m80
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ghostbusters/
>leslie jones
>deadpan performance
you know how i know it's not real?
I can't believe it - it's the exact same shit as Mass Effect 3.
The idiots in this thread laughing at this don't realise that this film has just killed movie criticism.
People are going to get their opinions from YouTube because it's OBVIOUS that these idiots are in the tank for Sony.
>>71814675
By posting on /tv/?
>>71814064
Who are you & why do you?
>>71814815
It's fake retard
>>71814815
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ghostbusters_2016/
>>71814815
Buddy chill, its just a shop of the review page for the original Ghostbusters. OP is trying to send us all on a rusecruise
Yeah because its not like BvS had wonderful RT before its release then dramatically drop in-OH WAIT! Its last ditch effort marketing
>>71814815
>The idiots in this thread laughing at this don't realise that this film has just killed movie criticism.
What are you top 10 films of all time?
Don't bother replying if its pleb dogshit like this guys taste lmao. https://letterboxd.com/invisibro/
do you remember when Spy got reviewed really well and nobody remembers it even exists
>>71814963
Also nice touch with Armando to try and appeal to the patricians
>>71814815
I can not WAIT for Armond to give this a glowing review and watch /tv/ suddenly pretend they never called him king.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Pvk70Gx6c
Dear god the fucking finale
What a pece of hot garbaage
>The finale is just a big mockering to the fans
>They shot proton pack at the evil's dick
Fuckin hell what the fuck
>>71811336
This is one of the least reliable reviews though
>>71813794
Fucking burn your arm on a stove and drink bleach, fucker.
OP you lying piece of shit
>>71813794
>Guaranteed replies, the post
Of course if you really do mean that then consider suicide. Feminist only latched onto it, it was never the intent. Also fuck you for comparing it to Bay's shlock
Reminder not to see this under any circumstances thank you
>>71813794
Spot on
one of the worst movies of 2015 I have seen
>>71815052
>I don't like they made the black stereotypical loud black person
>doesn't know it's how she's naturally
>>71814963
updated muh recents
>>71815040
Armond hates Paul Feig's political posturing. He will never like this. I will bet all my money on it.
>>71815216
Not him Fury Road is trash you all are literally leleddit. Look how many of you like Fury Road and are defending it like its film. Fucking embarassing
>>71815281
Shes literally a walking caricature and that doesnt make it any better
>>71815326
Right because shouting reddit like a moron suddenly makes for a good argument. Faggot
>>71815363
This. Patty is no better than pic related.
>>71815391
Dude orange and blue
Vrooom vrooom fast bangbang
Dude big guy
Dude charlize theron
That's reddit
>>71811336
>check RT
>No critic consensus yet...
everytime /tv/ EVERYTIME
>>71815298
>its just as bad
BOY
>tfw all this Ghostbusters shit is actually an anti-feminist conspiracy by a manchild Sony executive, deliberately making a terrible film so nobody ever trusts women to do anything ever again
>>71815052
>shooting the ghost in the dick is actually their end game.
When you thought it couldn't be worse.
>>71815474
who r u quoting?
>>71813794
Close enough. It really wasn't all that great, very creative visually but forgettable overall. The plot wafer thin and the script barren and uninspired. Strangely for the creator to have so much control it didn't amount to much
>>71815482
I want to believe
>>71815541
Neon Demon barely has a plot but you see tons of threads praising that. I dont get why Fury Road, of all movies, gets shit on for a "wafer thin plot"
POL ON SUICIDE WATCH
but for real it must be shit, but who knows if you like GOT and Marvel movies you'll probably like it
>>71815603
People who are refn autists and ellefags aren't excused either. Youre both cancer
>>71815603
you're retarded, like that's the most stupid comment I've read all week let me guess you thought only god forgives was pretentious but you really liked deadpool and marvel movies
>>71814500
luv u
when does the embargo lift?
>>71815540
you are taste dude
>>71815789
Sunday
>>71815808
>>71815812
thanks
>>71812942
Her voice is actually deeper than the deep nigress voice I imagined her having. Holy shit women should not be able to function with T this high.
Alright /tv/ should we call this the Cuckbusters or the Ghostcucksters? Let's agree on one so it makes things easier
>>71815216
>>71815130
>>71814595
>>71814486
>>71814198
>>71813972
>>71811336
reviewers vitue signalling
kek what's new m8
>>71813794
>UGGGGGHHHH SLAP SHOT!
>>71815889
Ghostcucksters, obviously.
Cuckbusters sounds like a good thing and doesn't fit the meme.
>>71815948
The collectible piece looks like a kkk hood. Holy shit.
According to a few sources there's this nasty scene at the end credits where the black lady apparently twerks and the camera goes close up at her jiggly butt cheeks in slow mo.
Is this for comedic affect or sex appeal?
>>71815052
>the 4th one
Close encounters of the 4th kind.
>>71814064
copypasta
When does the embargo lift? I want those god damn reviews tearing this movie a new asshole
>>71816078
It's a shoop. It's supposed to be the GB logo/Stay puft monster thing's head.
This movie revived Ramis and brought Moranis out of retirement, apparently.
>>71816160
Pretty good shoop. I can't even see the pixels.
>>71814667
>no music
yeah right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HClM8YvNljo
>>71816263
>post yfw they do a ghost Egon joke
>>71816336
No fucking way they would do something so tasteless.
>>71816336
>Make it abundantly clear that if you give this film a bad review you will be personally attacked and have your livelihood ruined
>"10/10 best move ever! (please don't hurt me...)"
What a shock...
Dunno what you're all complaining about - the film looks good.
>>71813629
You'll never be the guy
>>71814675
>fat women hating virgins
is it
>fat, women-hating virgins
or
>fat women, hating virgins
?
Both statements adequately outline the two sides of the argument.
Normies just don't care for the movie because
>NOT MUH ORIGINAL CAST
and, plain and simple
>shitty trailers.And yeah, I get that the "MRA" designation used in the pic is shitty because it's the definition SJWs use
>>71816336
>Hey, black character, are all the original Ghostbusters in this film?
>Yeah, dawg, all except Harold Ramis, fo' shizzle
>Why's that?
>Cuz... 'e gone!
>>71816263
>>71812459
Disgusting the lengths that manbabys will go to.
>>71816480
Ironically, the only actress I like in this film is the black one.
>>71811336
Anyone else here see Ghostbusters as a win/win since they have no attachment to the franchise? Either it's great and /co/ absolutely implodes or it's horrible and SJWs get BTFO. I'm just here for the drama coaster.
>>71811336
Thanks for the laugh op
>>71816336
That would make it pure cinema
This movie like the other 2 ghostbuster flicks is for mouth breathing plebs
>>71811336
How could anyone see this as anything but political? There's been a tendency in the mainstream media to see message as the primary criterion by which to judge something, rather than form and aesthetic. That's why so many movies get shit for what they say rather than praise for how they say it.
>>71814500
(((YOU)))
I know someone who saw a preview of it, I dont care if you believe me or not on that, apparently they actually kill ghosts in the movie near the end. Like, they shoot them dead. Problem with this is that the proton packs in the original and even this one sets up that it simply holds the ghosts in place, but now they can kill them, but only at the end of the movie. Also they kill the last ghost(the logo ghost) by focusing all their fire on his dick, this happens.
>>71814841
spirit bird destroyer of circlejerks
>>71816529
That's a horrible tribute.
Why are they capturing him? Is he causing problems? Did he turn crazy when he died?
if leslie jones gets injured on set, can they still put "no animals were harmed in the making of this film"?
>>71812974
I use a mobile device to post while on the toilet.
>>71813815
>3
it's 2 you absolute film pleb
get cultured
>>71817138
No, that's 3.
>implying the real RT page won't look like this next week
This film is a false flag!
>>71816873
Fair point
>>71815664
this
>>71811336
>Leslie Jones hilarious deadpan performance
knew it was fake right there
>not waiting for the one man who counts
>>71817578
Nah. I'm waiting on the Some ol' Bullshit.
>>71813246
It's srs
>>71816336
Unacceptable.
What did she mean by this?
https://twitter.com/Lesdoggg/status/747839493386928128
>It's so funny how there are no designers wanting to help me with a premiere dress for movie. Hmmm that will change and I remember everything
>>71817602
Korey is fucking terrible. Double Toasted surrounded him with Yes men and now it is just unbearable.
>>71811758
You just hate your mom and all the girls at school who laugh at you.
>>71811504
Paveru hakase, watashi wa CIA desu. B-baka hentai!
>>71812942
One of us.
>>71815948
Is that a fucking KKK hood?
>>71814500
is ok mod, i stil luv u <3! :DDDDNah, I'm just fucking with ya. You're doing an OK job, and thanks for doing it, but please get back to it, right after youcheck these doubles.
>>71814500
if dubs you make my text big for cia
>>71817578
>that gay puff piece for capeshit
Hes been dropped. Get with the times pleb
>>71813744
fuck off kike.
>>71818018
You too
>>71814500
Trolls btfo
based mod
Also confirmed bomb
>>71817734
An elephant never forgets.
>>71811336
>they write about Leslie Jones but none of the other actors in the blurb
Yep it fake
>>71812974
>image.png
>.png
Do you realize you're being meme'd, you dip?
>>71814500
MODS
=
FRAUDS
>>71813794
this. mad cucks must be for /tv/ what D44m is for /v/. fucking beta nu-males, ruining everything.
>>71817138
That's Spy Kids 3D you dumb fuck, specifically the scene where Elijah Wood declares he's the guy then dies. 2 was the one with Steve Buscemi on the monster island.
>>71811336
>user ratings 1,036,015
>>71811336
>some shitty review site say its good means that people will watch
Nobody outside /tv/ even goes on that site
>>71813794
nah
>>71814500
woahh that's a big post
>>71812459
uhh, racist and sexist much?
Am I the only one who wants this movie to be good? Jones and McCarthy suck bit Kristen and Kate are funny and qt3.14s
>>71818749
>bit Kristen and Kate are funny
Stop lyingstop fucking lying!
>>71811336
>Leslie Jones
>deadpan
That's when I knew it was fake
>>71818749
Kate looks absolutely awful in this. She's clearly not an actor. She's trying way too hard in every scene and it's obnoxious as hell.
>>71811336
0/10 too obvious.
The consensus never comes that early.
>>71811336
OP ASSUMING SHIT....
>>71812035
21 Jump Street.
/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG83qBuQ_A8
Did they keep the dance scene
>>71818892
why are they all wearing EL wire?
>>71811504
Goddamn spy kids 3.It was the only one stupid enough for me to ironically like
>>71813794
*shitposting intensifies*
> Leslie Jones
> deadpan
It's not real you gusy.
>>71814573
hello, reddit!
>>71812459
wow this is literally a gender crime, why are white men still allowed to write reviews?
>>71814500
Thank you.
>>71818993
To save on adding the lighting in post, i'd imagine.
Its fake
>>71819869
keep telling yourself that, manbaby. next week we'll see who's laughing.
>>71820306
>next week we'll see who's laughing
Nobody. Nobody will be laughing. That's the whole point.
>>71811336
This confirmed it for me, Rotten tomatoes critics are not fucking objective. Goodby shitty page.
