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>>71669631
Azor Jon
Meera had better get naked next season.
On a scale of one to ten, how stupid would Tywin have felt if he'd learned who Arya was in Harrenhal?
based Arya thread
thank you OP
arya will never be nearly as cool or powerful as toph
Azor Isaac
Who /rewatching season 1/ here? honestly it's not even that good.
What the fuck happened to House Karstark? Lord Karstark had somewhat of an important role this season and just gone. No mention of them now. Did they submit to Jon? What happened to the Umbers?
>>71673366
For who? Bran's like a little brother to her, so it couldn't be him.
>>71673412
compared to season 6 it's kino
Bran
>Trueborn son of Ned Stark and legal heir to Winterfell
>Can spy on his enemies in person, in both the past, and possibly the future without ever leaving the safety of the Godswood
>Can send psychic dreams to communicate with his allies and mislead his enemies
>Can destroy the minds of his enemies and forcibly bend them to his will
>Is an extremely powerful warg, and possibly the only line of defense against Danaerys and her army of eunuchs and rapists and sellswords
>Can traverse history regardless of distance and can retrieve the secret of Valyrian steel
>While it is possible (though far from certain) that he lacks the ability to produce an heir, he still has living relatives for the throne to pass to in the event of his death. Kings can also legally declare an heir in their will
>Moot point because it is likely he can attach himself to a heart tree and live forever
Jon
>Can walk
>Has experience leading a small group of men. They hated him so much they murdered him.
>>71673396
>spends 2 episodes blind for muh plot device fighting in pitch black lols
>this skill will never come in handy again
who /darksnazza/ here
>>71673412
>honestly it's not even that good.
bait/10
>>71673426
She is being set up as a love interest for Jon, can't you tell?
>yfw
JON SNOW AVENGED THE RED WEDDING! HE IS THE WHITE WOLF! THE KING IN THE NORTH!
>>71673405
>>71673491
disgusting
>>71673478
>mfw I see the candle flame start to flicker like it's gonna blow out
>>71673412
S1 didn't get good until the golden crown episode
>>71673444
Jon
>Avenged the Red Wedding
>>71673413
Both of them are dead, pretty sure Jon will instill new lords at both holds. Tormund will probably get Umber lands for wildlings.
>>71673413
The pedo one probably died during the battle, or will be held prisoner and executed. House Karstark was always shit anyway, they should give their castle to Tormund.
>>71673440
It's the opposite, season 6 is the most kino so far.
>>71673456
No bait. It's overrated and all the characters are annoying.
>>71673426
doesnt have to be for anyone in particular she can just have a bath scene or sum'n. lord knows she probably needs it
>>71673396
How hard do you think she could ride a dick with that level of fitness?
>>71673544
season 6 was terrible, fuck off you pleb
>>71673366
well it's about time they took a fucking bath
>not getting appreciation or credit she feels she deserves even though Jon gave her credit and not his fault North chose him
>Jon and Sansa exchange smiles, but hers fades as Jon turns away. She glances at Littlefinger
>"So I think she’s seeing Littlefinger as a bit more trustworthy and more of an ally than she initially thought."
Why is Sansa such a bitch?
>>71673453
Finally she's a good match for Joffrey.
>>71673490
>>71673490
JON SNOW KILLED NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE THREE PEOPLE!
All he did was lead three thousand wildings into battle, most of whom probably died because Jon is retarded, then get bailed out by Littlefinger. He didn't avenge shit.
>>71673491
o shit
is he dating the girl who played myrcella
>>71673544
>It's the opposite, season 6 is the most kino so far.
The opening of S06E10 was the most kino thing I have ever seen
>>71673536
>Both of them are dead,
SHOW ME THE BODY
who's /highborn/ here?
I'm prince of zimbabwe
>>71673507
If you really cared about Isaac, you'd want him to be happy.
>>71673577
stop taking the jontards bait you tard
>>71673519
I really hate that one. Based Viserys didn't deserve it. Fuck his sister and the Dothraki savages that she loves to fuck.
>>71673565
Season 6 had some terrible moments, but it also had the best kino moments in the show so far.
>>71673544
if your idea of kino is Transformers you fucking pleb
>>71673637
Too bad they were shit because there was nothing to hold them together and make them interesting, and they were all set up poorly.
>>71673616
You saw Smalljon get his throat torn out and repeatedly get stabbed with knives. What more do you want, his funeral?
>>71673614
I honestly think that ep 9 and 10 changed television forever and ushered in the era of telekino.
>>71673618
Isaac can only be truly happy with a man
>>71673447
how do you know she didn't bake that pie in the dark?
>>71673602
no and theyre not even dating hes just a ho. there was another pic of him making out with some brunette on his insta only a few hours before that one but he deleted it
Where's my Randyll bros at?
>>71673602
No it's some random slag in his school.
>check her Instagram
>every photo has her with a cigarette
Fucking disgusting
>>71673544
Is this supposed to mean that somewhere in the Citadel is the map in the opening of the show?
>>71673347
>Toph = Arya
>Aang = Bran
>Katara = Salsa
>Jon = Sokka
>Zuko = Stannis
>Iroh = Davos
>Korra = Dany
>>71673665
I think that's up to him to decide, anon.
>>71673656
>You saw Smalljon get his throat torn out and repeatedly get stabbed with knives. What more do you want, his funeral?
I'm not talking about Smalljon, I'm talking about Lord Karstark. We didn't see him die in the battle.
>>71673526
In what capacity? He didn't kill anyone involved in the Red Wedding, and he didn't take back Winterfell, Petyr Baelish bailed out his incompetent ass. Not a single thing that can be construed as avenging the Red Wedding can be attributed to Jon Snow.
>>71673679
She's obviously not good enough for him, but that's for him to figure out.
>>71673544
why is dat shit from the opening credits hanging from the ceiling?
>>71673707
>Aang = Bran
its canon
only one i dont agree with is katara = salsa but i dont know who fits katara better
I want to marry Maisie!
>>71673577
>it's only avenging if you kill the actual person who did it
>their family and heirs don't count
Then why does Doran in the books hate the Lannisters if Tywin's dead?
Why does Oberyn hate Lannisters and Lannister men if his gripe should only be against Tywin, Gregor and in the books Amory?
>>71673682
Makes sense
>the entire show is just a bunch of neckbeards playing an RPG in the Citadel map room
BRAVO D&D
>>71673720
Wasn't Karstark beheaded by Robb way back for murdering Tommen and random lannister kid #2?
>>71673761
Think again.
The apple never rots far from the tree.
>>71673720
Karstark led the cavalry charge thst Ramsay fired into repeatedly. Hes dead.
>>71673800
>Wasn't Karstark beheaded by Robb way back for murdering Tommen and random lannister kid #2?
That was his father.
>>71673707
shit list
>>71673572
i think you got the scene wrong. This is what i think happened:
>Jon and Sansa exchange smiles, but her fades as she glances at Littlefinger because she notices he is not satisfied with how things unfolded and is afraid of what he might do now / his revenge, for supporting Jon instead of sticking to his plan
who wins
>>71673800
Not sure if you're stupid or trolling but he's talking about the new Lord Karstark in this pic >>71673616
>>71673444
>Jon
>is actually in Winterfell
maybe the cripple faggot ought to drag his ass home instead of doing drugs
>>71673786
Why do so many of them RP as little girls?
>>71673672
>not fat enough
>what is education
>what is training your kid at a young age
>what is teaching him the way of the knights
old fuck watches his first son become a fat coward then yells at him instead of raising him right. You'd think nobility might know how to make elites with all this money and free time.
>>71673850
Ah. Probably dead, if he fought for Ramsay's side in the BotB.
>>71673672
I was really hype to see Randyll Tarly in the show. The books describe as this really ruthless warlord, you see. Really disappointing.
>>71673829
>HBO's synopsis is wrong
>D&D and the actors are wrong
No
>>71673707
Zuko = Aegon
Iroh = Jon Con
>>71673829
D&D confirmed otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzOpXpMgEzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRTP9SUkHl8
>>71673861
Do you really have to ask? just take a look at /a/.
>>71673618
i dont care about him i just want to facefuck him
>>71673834
Potato obviously
>>71673707
Yeah that's a really good comparison except for everything about all the characters you mention.
>>71673829
sophie turner said in an interview that in that scene sansa is mad that she didn't get enough credit and the look with littlefinger was her reconsidering his previous offer or something like that
>>71673859
He's on his way home. And Night's King's following that booty.
>>71673637
Why was he based exactly, aside from contrarianism and nostalgia? Idiot talked down to Drogo when he was completely alone and before he'd done anything to gain the dothrakis trust, he obviously had an awful sense of diplomacy as well as a little man syndrome.
>>71673917
Why doesn't Sansa blame bearloli then?
>>71673834
>Sersh: "You disappoint me Sophie."
>Sophie: "OY ULL KNOK YA IN THE COONT M8, FOK U OY"
>>71673904
Barring a well-planned kidnapping, I doubt you'll ever get to do that, even if he was gay.
>>71673944
Cause she's a stupid bitch.
>>71673812
This is what I always imagined, although it seems to surpass the typical idiocy Ramsay displayed.
If he knew he was going to must use the cavalry for cannon fodder why would he send one of his key allies into the grinder?
Who exactly was king Slanding?
>>71673944
she's a dumbass whos going to ruin everything just as the starks are starting to make a comeback
>>71673834
Is that really a picture of Sophie? Sauce?
>>71673891
>>71673898
i had no idea, dont watch videos about episodes and episode reviews and shit. Oh well, the plot thickens
right after kinvara asked varys if he wanted to know the name of the one who spoke to him in the flames it cut to bran
very mysterious
>>71673987
Lord Bolton is a man of mercy, anon.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10673958
http://www.strawpoll.me/10673958
http://www.strawpoll.me/10673958
>Sansa apologizes for being an ass to Jon and later for not telling him about the Vale and Littlefinger
>continues being an ass to him and will conspire with Littlefinger and hide shit from Jon again
When will she ever learn?
>>71673874
>WHY AREN'T YOU NATURALLY A CHAD
>GTFO FAGIT I DISOWN YOU
top parenting there tbqh
>>71673944
I want Sansa to execute Bearloli for being such a bitch. It's not like Bearloli ever left home and had to go through all kinds of wack ass shit. Bearloli is a fucking tourist who talks a lot of shit
>>71674022
But anon, that's part of the ritual in on-season. As soon as the ep finishes airing, the official GoT YT channel releases a bunch of behind the scenes stuff, every week
>>71673940
Viserys had to be exiled from his kingdom and have his family killed as a kid. He took care of his little stupid sister for 17 fucking years even if he had to beg. The Dothraki were savages, they didn't follow their agreement, and he was right to demand from them. Illyrio clearly set him up for it. And after taking care of his stupid sister for 17 fucking years, she lets her husband murder him. He just didn't deserve it.
Also, watch the first season, he was one of the best actors and most interesting characters.
>>71674030
>season 6
Tell me this is an old poll
>>71674023
when is this top tier waifu coming back
>>71674021
Her Twitter background
>>71673874
Was this also not his greatest failure in the books as well? The unworthy successor seems to be a reoccurring theme in ASOIAF. Randyll had the good sense to give it a second try, unlike Tywin who just fucked all three of his heirs right up.
>>71673878
I seemed to get a sense of power and authority from Show!Randyll. Care to elaborate on what disappointed you?
>>71673770
>Then why does Doran in the books hate the Lannisters if Tywin's dead?
Because they tried to kill his son and are all around bad people. If killing the heirs of someone counts as vengeance, he probably should have killed Myrcella, eh?
>Why does Oberyn hate Lannisters and Lannister men if his gripe should only be against Tywin, Gregor and in the books Amory?
Because the Lannisters aren't terribly likeable. But disliking a group and wishing them death are two entirely different things. The only person he tried killing was Ser Gregor.
But all of this is ignoring the fact that Jon Snow did not take back Winterfell, kill Ramsay and he did not avenge shit. If it had been Jon Snow and only Jon Snow, Winterfell would still be in the hands of the Bolton's. Jon would have lost that battle if it weren't for the Knights of the Vale, and they had absolutely nothing at all to do with Jon. Jon did nothing but get extraordinarily lucky.
>>71674085
When she starts wanting Dany to burn people alive as sacrifices.
>>71674011
Tommen.
>>71674065
Everthing was all her fault since she was the one who guilt tripped everyone in the room to accept Jon as the king because she finds him cute and badass.
Manderly and Glover just went along with it so they would be forgiven for not helping in the battle.
>>71673874
Why didn't he let Sam go to the Citadel to become a maester? Same thing as Night's Watch and would have suited his son's bookish tendencies far better.
>>71673918
>nigit king will get through the wall becaue "got your arm in last season lol"
sounds like top tier writing
>>71674023
do you think if bran and varys ever met each other varys would hear his voice and be like "holy shit"
>>71674079
Ive watched the first season, and while he was an interesting character he still got himself killed. Dany may have been a dick to him, but he brought the molten crown on himself by not realising what position he was in. Basically he talked the talk but couldnt walk the walk.
>>71674128
Because books are for faggots
No, really, that's why
>>71674128
He wanted Sam to become a man.
Night's Watch involves killing wildlings and freezing your balls off alongside rapists and thieves.
Becoming a maester involves reading books with other nerds.
>>71674140
I'd rather he got through with the Horn of Winter, personally. If all the Walkers had to do was badtouch a Ranger and let him run back to the Wall, the Wall would have been brought down in season one.
>>71674163
But he did that. He killed a wildling at the battle for castle black and he killed a damn white walker. Sam shouldve just told him, although him still being fat makes him a bit less credible.
How blown the fuck out will non-book friends be when they see stannis return next season?
>>71674162
>>71674163
His primary motivation was getting Sam out of the way so his second son could inherit. Failing that, he was going to kill him.
http://www.shadbase.com/blind-stray-arya-stark/
Thought on this ?
>>71673347
Cast her as Val
Give me one good reason not to root for Azor Jon in this shitshow
Protip: you cant, as Danys influence grows the more nations and characters get utterly ruined
Cersei is kinda cool, definitely better than Dany
>>71674097
Holy shit what a slag. She must be at the very least a decent actor, if she behaves like this IRL and can play the classy Sansa to a T.
>>71674115
>he probably should have killed Myrcella, eh?
Why would he kill Myrcella now to cause war when he wants some long convoluted plan going on 15+ years?
>The only person he tried killing was Ser Gregor.
Cause that's the only person he can try killing at that point without expecting reprisals or war
>But all of this is ignoring the fact that Jon Snow did not take back Winterfell,
Well he literally did.
Vale wiped out the Bolton forces on the field, but they didn't take Winterfell.. Those are different things. Jon and his giant and his wildling archers literally took Winterfell and took down Ramsay.
>>71673412
Low quality bait
What does kino mean?
>>71674023
>Conleth checking out that Bagel booty
>>71674153
I understand that he brought it on himself, but he simply didn't deserve such a terrifying way to die. He was made the designated villain, and the show runners thought we'd like to see him die terribly like a villain, but some of us actually liked him.
>>71674106
In the books Randyll Tarly is leading a campaign in the Reach (and in the Stormlands I believe) to clean the realm of criminals and rebels left from the vacuum of power left by Robbert's death. He wilds Heartsbane, a greatsword, and is said to be one of the most capable military leaders in Westeros. Cersei fears his eventual arrival in King's Landing as he is sure to try to set matters straight in the helm, like Kevan, but with a much more "hands on" approach.
>>71673412
Delete this.
>>71674229
>classy Sansa
Why is Robert B so based?
>>71674201
Sam asked to go to the Citadel. Randyll would rather kill him
>>71674199
>Stannis
>returning
Yeah, Dab, Dabin and Dillane are taking us on a ruse cruise.
>edgelords pretending season 1 is bad
>>71674256
Because he was 1/16 Targ or something
>>71674256
>Why is the true antagonist of Westeros based
Because you're a cuck.
>>71674271
That's just being a prick.
>>71674192
>Sam shouldve just told him
Do you think Randyll would have believed him?
Would you believe if someone like Sam told you that he killed a man in battle and also a mythical ice zombie?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10673958
http://www.strawpoll.me/10673958
http://www.strawpoll.me/10673958
http://www.strawpoll.me/10673958
>>71674312
>true antagonist of westeros died in s1/book 1
bravo dungeons and dragons
>>71674292
I didn't say it was bad faggot, just not that good. People here just view it with too much nostalgia, but it feels immature.
>>71674339
If he told me he did it with a crossbow, I'd believe him. Even a weak faggot can kill someone with a crossbow.
>>71674199
>Stannis comes back
>is on a warpath
>1v1s Brienne
>butchers Melly Sanders
>marches on KL and shitstomps the Lannisters
>marries Bagel priestess and together they destroy Dany's dragons
>>71674232
It's German for "popcorn"
>>71674256
Hes pretty based in the sense that the amount of things he completely fucked up is incredible
Starting from his rebellion to his death, he did literally nothing right
I just dont understand how Ned could stay friends with someone who could threaten the existence of his sisters child, his family
>>71674224
THE KING IN THE NORTH!
Soo, if so much time has passed why isn't Cersei re-growing her hair back?
It only proves that Varys used teleport.
>>71674404
I don't understand how muh honor and the biggest Chad in Westeros were such tight BFFs
>>71674420
Why is he holding a cross? is he trying to exorcise undead Jon?
So Jon is now some kinda Robb/Ned hybrid.
Sansa's like a Cat/Littlefinger hybrid, and like Cat with Robb with turn on him for personal reasons.
Honestly, why don't they just fuck already?
>>71674377
Stannis obviously used blood magic to hide in Brienne's chest cavity then when he's healed and strong again he'll chestburster out of her.
was ned cucked by his own sister into raising jon?
the cuck in the north
>>71674450
Their argument over the Targaryen babes being killed at the end of war should have been the end of their friendship.
>>71674464
screencapped
>>71674238
you don't understand. he wasn't alpha enough and Dany was with khal Chad now. betas always deserve to die.
>>71674447
Maybe she's keeping it that way to look more like Tommen. Tommen transfered his soul into Cersei. He Cersei now.
>>71674404
>I just dont understand how Ned could stay friends with someone who could threaten the existence of his sisters child, his family
I'm fairly certain if Robert had gone to the Tower of joy, he would've killed Lyanna and Jon.
Why didn't Ned ever confront Robert? Maybe Eddard it's not why didn't he confront him, maybe it's just because he didn't want to.
Maybe Ned isn't as honorable as the population of Westeros like to remember him. Sure, he didn't actually sleep with some tavern wench, but maybe he was worse than that.
>>71674480
You're not a cuck for raising your own nephew
>>71674447
maybe she likes it short now
>>71674447
>Soo, if so much time has passed why isn't Cersei re-growing her hair back?
None of this shit makes any sense. Sand snakes show up in King's Landing and kills that prince guy and just go back to Dorne like nothing at all.
Lannisters care about some isolated castle in the Riverlands, but not about impending invasion from Drone though the Stormlands to King's Landing?
Or what about the CIA magically showing up just in time to save Jon's army. Imagine if he showed up a few hours later. Ohhhhhhhh
All this stuff triggers me and why the season sucks ass.
>>71674500
>Why didn't Ned ever confront Robert? Maybe Eddard it's not why didn't he confront him, maybe it's just because he didn't want to.
In the first episode Ned actually treats Robert like some mighty king whose word cannot be defied, and kneels/bows to him at every opportunity.
Really makes you think
>>71674342
>stannis - 1st
>>71674447
Because she is rocking that haircut and she knows it.
>>71674458
Because fucking your sibling is not a good thing unless you are a Targ or fucked up in the head like Jaime and Cersei are.
>>71674450
Yep, it just doesnt make sense
Even if they were separated for fucking ages, Ned should never trust Robert, if only because of Jon
>>71674502
>t. cuck
>>71674502
That's literally the definition of a cuck, dumbass
So I just finished reading through the books finally, should have done this after season 4 desu. I didn't really enjoy ADwD as much as the others, and the Dorne stuff while a thousand times better than the show still felt unnecessarily long and Darkstar really is terrible and edgy
Anyway, now I have nothing to read but I hear the Dunk and Egg stories are /comfy/, should I get the collection book of them or is it not worth it?
>>71674464
>Stannis uses burning heart as his sigil
>heartburn
>the feeling Brienne experiences before Stannis bursts out of her
IT FITS
>>71674522
>Tyrion "kills" Joffrey
>Cersei goes on a rampage for an entire season to bring him to justice
>Oh, he escaped
>Forgets about him
>Tyrion becomes the right hand of Daenarys Targaryen, "the most popular dwarf in the world"
>Intends to conquer Westeros and kill Cersei
>Cersei doesn't even care
>Myrcella dies in Jaime's arms
>He forgets the next season
>Cersei also forgets
>Tommen, the kid Cersei was about to poison during Blackwater out of mercy, commits suicide because of her actions
>Cersei forgets 5 minutes later
>Jaime teleports to King's Landing after no character development whatsoever
>Doesn't inquire about Tommen
>Conveniently arrives during corronation
>Staring intensifies
>Nailed it
>>71674572
But they're not siblings and Jon is a Targ
>>71674624
Dunk & Egg series is great, they're pretty short so it's not the same investment of time as the main series. I'd say definitely worth it if you like the setting and are curious to learn more about life under the Targaryens and the various Blackfyre rebellions.
>>71673614
I've watched the first 20 minutes five times already
gonna to watch it again right now
>>71674706
>blackfyre
Explain to me the theory that Oberyn poisoned Tywin
>>71674230
>Vale wiped out the Bolton forces on the field, but they didn't take Winterfell.. Those are different things. Jon and his giant and his wildling archers literally took Winterfell and took down Ramsay.
Which would not have been possible without the aid of the Vale. To credit Jon with wiping out House Bolton is absurd. It would be like you writing an term paper and me slapping my name on it and handing it in. I mean, yes, I literally handed it to the professor, but the credit should not be mine.
>>71674701
Lyanna got impregnated by Arthur Dayne
Rhaegar's whole purpose was to become the cuck that was promised.
>>71674450
because they were BFFs from child
>>71674735
I like how Tommen kept over-repeating the two pillars line as something that he thinks makes him smart and a good ruler.
>>71674682
BRAVO DND
>>71674749
Tywins body stinks like crazy, was it poison?
Thats pretty much it, it makes his funeral very uncomfortable
>>71674581
>>71674590
>adopting your dead sibling's kid is cuckoldry
what the fuck am I reading
Is Bronn the biggest cuck? I mean the name of his wife's son is Tyiron.
>>71674844
probably just some poops that were stuck in the shaft
what is he doing now ?
>>71674813
At least he wasn't Joffrey, who was really just King Bobby 2: Electric Baratheloo
>>71674883
>what is he doing now ?
Reminder High Sparrow was working for CIA.
>>71674872
That's just a rape baby. Bronn only married her for her title and holdings. He dgaf.
>>71674844
Wasn't that because Tyrion pierced his bowels/intestines with the crossbow?
If Oberyn (a master of poisons) had poisoned Tywin, wouldn't he be dead pretty much immediately? And how would he have done it in the first place?
>>71674671
POTTERY
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>>71674867
You obviously never read the definition of a cuckold.
It is raising a child that is not yours, as yours.
>>71674706
When exactly are the stories set?
Do they follow closely after one another or are there large jumps in time?
Other than Bloodraven, who I am aware was important in the Blackfyre rebellions, are there any other characters mentioned in the main series who show up?
>>71674735
POETRY
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>>71674872
That is a rape baby, aka, GRRM foreshadowing Tyrion Lannister's parentage.
>>71674754
Vale gets credit for wiping out the dudes on the field. Jon should and does get credit for literally being the force that storms the castle and actually captures Ramsay.
Without Jon there with his giant. Ramsay either never leaves or they get into a siege and that storm hits while Winter starts and Ramsay's fine for a year considering they had enough provisions for 6 months last season when they had a larger army and were ready for Stannis.
>>71673347
kill yourself
>>71673396
I wanna cuddle the poopoo out of her.
>>71674342
>s6
Outdated straw poll is outdated
>>71674937
That has literally nothing to do with cuckoldry you underage summerkid
>literally no sign in the show that Dany can have kids
>even repeats to Khal Moro that she'll bear no children
Jon will be her heir confirmed, Jonaerys is dead and useless.
>>71674938
They're set around the time of King Aerys I, you don't get direct character references as much as mentions of houses / regions that appear in the main series. The time jumps aren't huge, like a couple of months. Stories are all pretty self-contained, but you get more out of them if you recognize the houses / history.
>>71674984
>Outdated straw poll is outdated
No it isn't. We are on the end of season 6 heading into season 7.
>>71675008
She is his Nissa Nissa.
>>71674464
it's a "realistic fantasy", shit like that doesn't happen in GoT, sorry to ruin your fun
>>71673918
>He's on his way home. And Night's King's following that booty.
Well thank goodness King Azor Jon will be there to save the realm from the Night King... How's he gonna do that again?
>>71675008
Daenarys will either have to be killed, or will fuck off with her dragons to go reclaim Valyria. She's not going to stick around Westeros.
>>71674987
Not with the "cuckoldry" of porn and 4chins, but that's the actual definition of a cuckold before it turned into a meme.
>>71673918
Night's King =/= Night King
>>71674937
>trying to bait without fishing lincense
I want summer to leave tbqh
I'd like to see bearloli call Lady Sandra a Bolton or a Lannister now that she's Princess in the North, heir, and Lady of Winterfell.
>>71675067
Why the fuck would she want some ruins filled with angry stone men?
>>71673834
>>71673453
I actually dreamed about dating Sophie Turner the other night (as mentioned in some previous thread). That is: PRIME Sophie Turner, mind you. She was a real kitten and signalised quite clearly that she was dts with a chance of sex.
But whenever I started to get affectionate, she would start to talk the most inane bullshit and sing out of tune very loudly until I either engaged in more heavy fondling or just let her be.
I woke up with a boner that was dead on arrival. Anti-morningwood if you will.
>>71675092
The punctuation difference doesn't matter.
>>71673898
>Lan-sell
>Toe-men
>>71675091
oh yeah?
not according to Wikipedia, Google, or my own Dictionary at home
>>71675043
>at the end of season 6
Season 6 ended. Try again faggot
>>71675140
the same reason she'd want westeros
>muh birthright
>>71675157
What did they mean by this?
>>71675178
>iphone user
Kill yourself.
>>71675209
>t. poorfag
>>71675091
>>71674224
>Give me one good reason not to root for Azor Jon in this shitshow
Okay...
>He's boring as shit
>every time he's had to step up as a leader, he has either failed outright or been saved at the last minute by a massive invading force that he had nothing to do with
>The only thing he has left to do in the narrative is defeat the White Walkers, but he has literally no way of doing that. He'll probably get bailed out at the last moment by Dany or Bran, but still somehow get credit for his utter ineptitude
>>71675137
Bearloli will call Sansa a slut to her face and run to tell on king Jon if she tries anything.
Which new characters will get introduced in Season 7?
Marwyn is guaranteed.
Who else?
>>71673396
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>71675049
>Nissa Nissa
>Mhysa, Mhysa
coincidence?
>>71675149
>But whenever I started to get affectionate, she would start to talk the most inane bullshit and sing out of tune very loudly
What is it that makes me think this is EXACTLY what she would actually do?
>>71675209
Okay edgelord
>>71675281
Way to miss the entire point.
Cuckoos raise the offspring of other birds. That's where the world cuckold comes from. In that sense Ned is a cuckold because he raised Rhaegar's spawn.
>>71673491
where's that pic even from?
not on his twitter/instagram unless I'm blind.
how generic is S7 going to be?
i liked the show more when all the good guys were constantly being BTFO desu
>>71675327
>one is nearly suffocating to death in a mountain of corpses
>the other one is being praised and taking all the credit for something Jorah and Daario did
>>71675350
>yfw this is actually real
>>71675359
It's the first picture on his instagram.
>>71675359
It's literally the first pic on his Instragam
https://www.instagram.com/isaachwright/?hl=en
>>71675359
its on his fukin insta right now
>>71675350
>mother of LGBT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL89ga0nDMA
>>71673898
D&D don't know shit even about what they do, and they just give whatever answer pleases the crowd most.
When tumblrwhale#173 asked about the Jaime/Cersei scene, they said it wasn,t rape.
2-3 uproars later they said it was rape after all.
They just shoot stuff randomly and when people pesters them with questions they reply whatever's on their mind at that very moment.
They say a thing in the commentary, but that might've been a different thing when they shot it, and it might be a different thing tomorrow and yet another different thing next year in S7 when it unfolds.
>>71675336
>that filename
Delete this
>>71673491
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>tfw even Bran gets to kiss Myrcella
does NO ONE want to talk /got/?
i fucking hope this general gets banned
>>71675398
>>71675408
>>71675416
I don't get it. He could have pretty much anyone he wants and he chooses a chain smoker.
>>71675459
>he chooses a chain smoker.
Then how come he isn't a midget like all other child actor smokers?
>>71675408
based fucking Isaac
Branhomos absolutely destroyed
>>71675454
I want to, what exactly do you wanna talk about?
>>71675454
Will Bran join Night's King and become Prince of Winter?
>>71675354
>Way to miss the entire point
you mean the point where the biological definition of cuckolds is "males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own"? do you know what the word "unwittingly" means?
>>71675503
That ass is forever unattainable.
>>71675459
this is some tumblr tier meltdown denial shit
theyre not even dating he was just slutting around m80. wheres your god now
>>71675454
Favorite scene this season.
I gotta give it to the Mel/Davos/Jon scene in episode ten. High quality acting from Carice and Liam, plus them feels for Shireen god damn
>>71675354
The origin comes from Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost and it's about a woman cheating on her unsuspecting husband. In modernity, it's about a man who willingly lets his wife cheat.
Female cuckoos build communal nests and practice polyandry and sometimes they push out other eggs to lay theirs.
>>71675577
I wished Melly showed more regret
Despite doing what she thought was right, by her Lord, she still burnt a little girl at the stake
>>71675453
THAT's not Myrcella!
THIS is Myrcella.
>>71675528
Bran will become the new Night's King and rule the North + The Land Beyond the Wall for the next thousand years.
>>71675616
why would she regret it?
>>71675561
nobody said it had to be consensual
>>71675577
uhhhhhhhhhh
I liked the first play scene in Bravos
>>71675580
No, it doesn't "come from" Shakespeare's "Love Labours Lost". Are you DENSE?
>>71675454
Look the show is trash for the last two seasons, the books aren't finished and the show is predictable. There is really nothing else to discuss. There is only the shitposting. Embrace it anon
>>71675639
>she still burnt a little girl at the stake
>>71675616
I wish that too but I don't think it would have been fitting with her character. I think she really feels like any gamble for the LoL is worthwhile, even if it means burning a little girl and even if she turns out to be wrong.
Fuggin fanatics ya know?
>>71675665
Bran walked like a smug cunt that wanted to flirt with his dead aunt
>>71675634
Is she the feminist one?
>>71675459
She's probably pretty forward and assertive and he rolled with it. If I had a nickel for all the gay guys I knew back when I was in my late teens that ended up in relationships with pushy domineering slags (myself included) because it was easier than being out, I would have a goodly few nickels. There is a sizable subset of the female population that are attracted to gay men, but the only ones that are too dense to realize it tend to be brash loud, chain-smoking trashy types.
>>71675640
But I don't want him to cry.
>>71675454
What new characters will get introduced in Season 7?
Who else besides Marwyn?
>>71675640
>rapist
Kys
>>71675454
thread ruined by BRADAMANTE - so there's no point in discussing anything
>>71675577
Hold the door. it wasn't an especially well acted or written scene but it got me right in the feels. plus easily one of the saddest deaths in the entire show.
>>71675715
Aegon Blackfyre.
>>71675485
Maybe because she is not a child.
>>71675703
Yes.
But I'd prefer a feminist over a slag like worst myrcella
>>71674937
dude
the whole point is that your wife had a kid and you thought it was yours because you didnt realize she was cheating on you
raising your nephew after his mother dies is not being a cuck
jesus christ
>>71673602
>>71675453
It's his girlfriend. Just look at the other photos on his instagram. She's instantly recognisable by the shirt she's wearing in at least three photos.
She still appears to be quite the qt even if she's not Nell Tiger Free... with her plunging neckline... and angelic hair... and nubile, firm teenage nubs... HNNNNG
>>71675715
Darkstar
I want to believe /got/
>>71675705
He's so flamboyant that him coming out would be no surprise.
>>71675736
Stupid young Hodor ruined it. He was unintentionally hilarious with his stereotypical tard hands and goofy voice.
>>71675708
but thats just boring
>>71675669
melly is enlightened as fuck and fully devoted, doubt she'd care.
>>71675577
Battle of Meereen for me, I was happy to finally see dragons in action
>>71675703
who cares. Look at those 15yo tits.
And that archetypal kitten-smile.
>>71675815
And you're a fucking monster.
>>71675669
she was never actually shown to have the same appreciation for human life as normal people. she's a 400-year-old sorceress, not your friendly neighborhood milf.
>>71675707
stannis is dead, and the show already confirmed that stannis story is a filler shit
>>71675577
Tommen jumping.
Only because it affected me so much.
Haven't been that impacted by a character death since Ned.
>>71675149
Sound like a good dream nevertheless. I'd definitely cuddle her into submission.
>>71675662
>raising any child that isn't yours is cuckoldry
No, you are the dense one.
>>71675820
Rhaegal and Viserion should dump Daenerys since she clearly likes Drogon the most
>>71675794
Yes, it's seems almost comically obvious to outsiders, but it's still difficult to actually admit it to yourself and others.
>>71675750
Referring to the actress who plays her is season 5?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_LfSe8k06M
P
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>>71675459
isn't the girl a nobody? that's what /got/ told me and /got/ never lies
>>71675843
I don't care. I am having fun.
>>71675577
The scene where Kinvara the red witch rustles Varys' jimmies.
>>71675924
What was his endgame?
>>71673708
>implying sexuality is a choice
I FUCKING HATE SALSA AND CIA
FUCK THAT GAY ASS PLOTLINE RUINED JON'S MOMENT WHERE HE REACHED A POINT THAT HE WANTED SO LONG
>>71675916
>season 6 is the worst season
Nah, no if isnt
Preston sucks
>>71675887
No, you're replying to the wrong guy here. What I'm saying is: The word doesn't "originate" in Shakespeare's work.
Saying something like that literally translates to "I don't have the mental capability to use a dictionary correctly".
>>71675970
Oh fuck. Maisie is so fuckin titillating.
>>71673491
As if I didn't have enough reasons to hate Bran already.
>>71675964
Same as all religious extremists
>>71675970
>MySpace angle
Trash
>>71675908
I'm bisexual myself and I know that feel since most people don't see a difference between that and pure homo.
>>71675057
with his ebin sword meme skills, brohan
>>71675916
Preston a shit
>>71675970
>the show will end before maisie or sophie show tits
>>71675965
Not at all. Isaac has to learn for himself what he likes and what he doesn't. If that means fucking men and women alike, so be it.
>>71675929
yes she is a nobody. and isaac was making out with some brunette hours before making out with her. there was a pic he deleted off of his insta
>>71676015
u upset this obvious closet case is getting mad pussy and youre not?
>>71676035
>green trial
>every major death event has to be named with a color code now
fuck's sake
>>71675972
I don't give a shit anymore. It's featured heavily in mediaeval lit but popularized in Europe by Shakespeare with his plays and sonnets. Cuckoos are polyandrist and the females often shove out others eggs to lay their own in the communal nest, at least that's what most species do.
>>71676029
The thing i've heard the most are, "you just want to fuck anyone" or "you just fuck girl because you don't want to be called gay"
How Dabid can tie up all the lose ends:
>Much to the dismay of Ser Davos, the new Hand of the King, Jon and the Northmen are too preoccupied with the White Walkers to give a shit about what is happening far south. The North has effectively seceded from the Kingdom.
>Little Finger realizes after his failure to woo Sansa in the Godswood that from this point he can best manipulate her if she is married to the Kingindanorf. It has been foreshadowed that Little Finger knows more than he is letting on about the relationship between Rhaegar and Lyanna. He might know that Rhaegar was obsessed with the Azor prophecy. He just doesn't have proof that Jon is indeed not a bastard son of Ned. Sansa will buy into this scheme because she never wants to leave Winterfell again. (“There must always be a Stark in Winterfell”.) The marriage also legitimizes both her and Jon's rule in the North.
>Danny begins to sail across the Narrow Sea with Yara's Ironclad fleet, the unsullied, and the Dothraki horde.
>Upon hearing of the Starks' recoup of Winterfell, Cercei promises to melt all of the ice in the North with wildfire. She'll probably have a clichéd line about making "summer come". Meanwhile her little birds inform her of Danny's impending invasion. She forges an alliance with Euron. Euron gives Cercei his big iron cock, his fleet, and some new Deus Ex Magika he learned while travelling in Asshai and the ruins of Valyria.
>Sam learns of the Azor prophesy and researches dragon glass and dragon fire. He encounters Jorah Mormont in Oldtown and Sam helps him halt the Greyscale. They discuss their respective loyalties.
>The Northern lords grow tired of the insubordinate nature of the wildlings. Filler drama to show that Jon's leadership isn't as cemented as it should be.
>>71676092
>u upset this obvious closet case is getting mad pussy and youre not?
Nevermind that I thought it was Nell.
I don't care anymore.
>>71676128
>Jon and Sansa engage in awkward clothed incest after withholding consummating their marriage. Sansa fulfills her purpose as broodmare in the series and falls pregnant. Little Finger is pleased as everything is going to keikaku. Little Finger is confirmed as being into MILFS.
>Bran comes back to Winterfell and informs Jon of his true parentage. Jon conceals this information from Sansa, not quite believing it himself. Jon broods a lot then heads south to warn the rest of Westeros that winter is coming.
>As Danny nears land, Cersei manages to kill one of Danny's dragons (probably Viserion) with a wildfire trap. Varys urges Danny to retreat into Dorn. She marries Tyrion there in front of the Sneks and the remaining Tyrells. News of this reaches Casterly Rock. The loyalty of the Lannisters is split between the reasonable and the gold grabbing camp, and the incest is wincest camp. The first camp rightfully sees Cersei as a threat to their wealth and name Tyrion as the true heir.
>This is when the Iron Bank will make its appearance and actually become relevant to the plot. Lannister civil war ensues.
>Arya continues to slay the names written in her Death Note. She encounters the Brotherhood without Banners and kills those who sold Gendry to Melisandre. She spares the Hound. There is some banter and the Hound vows to help Arya kill the Mountain and Cercei.
>Little Finger sneakily lets it slip to Cercei where she can find Jon Snow in the Riverlands. Edmure Tully captures Jon Snow, fulfilling his betrayal of Sansa.
>Jon Snow is labeled a traitorous rebel like Ned Stark.
>>71675929
She's got like 200 instagram followers and no IMDB page, so I would assume she's someone he knows from home.
>>71676128
what about jimy lannister?
>>71675156
It's two different characters.
>>71676128
>>71676157
>Jorah and Sam rush to Kings landing. Jaime urges Cercei to use Jon as a bargaining chip but like the Mad King before her, she spit roasts him in the throne room over a pit of wildfire. When he fails to burn, it is revealed than the re-born Jon Snow is a Targ.
>Jaime becomes the Queenslayer and allows Tyrion and Danny into Kings' landing. Cleganebowl with Arya. Arya also kills Edmure Tully.
>Jorah/Danny/Tyrion broker an alliance with Sam/Jon/Davos on the condition that Sansa gives up her child to be raised as Danny's heir. Jon loses his honor, but the North will be autonomous and Danny will help him defeat the white walkers.
>Either Tormund or Jaime bangs Brienne of Tarth.
>All of Westeros marches up to the Wall. Jon finds Lightbringer in Lyanna's crypt. The three Dragon riders are 1)Danny 2)Jon 3)Warg Bran.
>Melisandre shows up and redeems herself.
>Jon valiantly dies, perhaps due to some trickery on the part of Little Finger. Sansa gives birth and reluctantly gives her child to Danny. She becomes Queenindanorf because of her great sacrifice. This drives her insane like her aunt Lysa. Little Finger takes her hand in marriage and finally becomes king of a realm.
>The Lannisters are now the poorest house in Westeros, Little Finger sires Starks with mad Sansa, and Gendry finally stops rowing.
>>71676113
Most people who I've met and told just call me a faggot with no distinction.
>>71676176
He gets depressed and eats his feelings
>>71676126
when did you realize gurm ditched the main story in favor of krakenocalypse?
>>71676199
>>>Jorah and Sam rush to Kings landing. Jaime urges Cercei to use Jon as a bargaining chip but like the Mad King before her, she spit roasts him in the throne room over a pit of wildfire. When he fails to burn, it is revealed than the re-born Jon Snow is a Targ.
holy fuck that would actually be great
>>71676104
>'Red Wedding' is namedropped fairly regularly on the show
JUST
>>71676199
is that pic shopped? i know tyrion is a midget but i thought he was at least taller than that
>>71676058
Sophie will next season when she becomes Ramsay and rapes Jon on their wedding night.
>>71673491
oh thank god. was worrying this kid was a gay.
>>71676236
OP here. I think this is what GRRM want to happen, but I don't think Dabid will allow it. I think they want a clean Danny/Jon marriage alliance because they are secret Disneyfags.
>>71675156
It does.
Night's King = legendary Lord Commander of the Night's Watch
Night King = Leader of the White Walkers and the first White Walker
>>71675912
Yes.
True and best Myrcella is Aimee and she's a feminist
Worst Myrcella is Nell Tiger Free and she's a slag.
>>71676243
Its name-dropped in the books too
>>71676243
>D&D try memeing their own Red Wedding moment
>keep name dropping the original in the same episode so plebs make the connection
wow so smooth
>>71676113
Honestly, I don't get bisexual hatred among the LGBT crowd. I'm trying to organize my thoughts and it's difficult 'cause I'm sick, but anyway... if you view sexuality on a spectrum with one end as completely hetero and the other end as completely gay then there has to be a middle ground where a person is kinda gay and kinda hetero: the bisexuals. And it's funny when the gays get mad at the bis and say choose a side. It's like I thought you asses constantly advocate that it's not a choice and here you go saying bis have to choose a side.
>>71674079
The Dothraki are no more savages than the rest of those assholes who kill and torture in Westeros.
>>71674447
Because she is a changed person.
>>71676035
That flying bell really put something alive into the picture.
>>71676111
Yeah. Indeed. So... uh... I think we're actually in agreement here.
>>71676384
A tasty slag.
>>71676384
>>71675750
>>71676829
And a qt feminist.
>>71676126
autism
>>71676759
No worries, anon. It's 4chan. It's easy to "raeg hrad" at each other and be completely in agreement. No harm, no foul.
>>71675741
That would make me so hard
>>71676829
awesome clavicle game!
