What would you do if you were in his position?
>>71653749
rape bitches.
>>71653811
That and get easy money
>>71653749
Rape men
rape women and steal money
Cover myself in glue and feathers to become Birdman.
>>71653749
rape, rape a little, then rape more, then just a little, more rape , rape rape, rape.
well I can't steal anything. As I can't make it invisible.
they best I could do is walk around naked. Stealing information, sabotaging things, and assassination.
Between missions I would work in Japanese porn.
Probably just hang out in museums and shit, maybe sneak aboard planes and go on exotic vacations.
>>71653749
There's only one correct answer.
>>71653749
rape.
rape
rape? what is wrong with you people? the women would smell your stinky ass a klick away anyway
>>71653749
It's a pretty shitty power if you think about it.
First of all, you would be blind, because light isn't absorbed by your retina.
Second thing, you must be naked all the time so you're exposed to the elements and leave fingerprints everywhere.
Third, you're invisible, not invincible. If they shoot and miss but the ricochet hits you you're fucked.
I'd prefer almost any other superpower to invisibility.
>>71654556
>invisible people are blind meme
do you think aquaman gets the bends too?
>>71654676
That's basic science. If light can "pass" through you it can't be absorbed, hence why you're blind.
>>71654556
>First of all, you would be blind, because light isn't absorbed by your retina
what if it's absorbed, but not reflected
meaning that light bends around his body perfectly except in his eyes OR that his power is to reflect what's on the other side of his body
>>71654719
Then your eyes would be two pitch black things floating in the air. Pretty creepy, but also pretty easy to spot.
>>71654269
>elementary school
>have crush on girls
>their parents come to pick them up
>imagine what it'd be like to be invisible and hide in their car and go home with them and sneak around the house and watch them nude and maybe touch them while they sleep
who else?
>>71654556
that's not his position in the film, he can see
I never understood why he molested the redheaded woman who knew he was invisible. She'd know exactly who it was.
>>71654715
do you also get angry when a man has angel wings but no muscles to use them to fly?
>>71654556
>can rape freely
>shitty power
Kill yourself, now!
>>71654745
only if he opens his eyes right in front of you
and it's only his retina so it'd essentially be 2D eyes floating around, which'd be hard to spot
pretty much rape all the time
>>71654747
Of course he can see.
What kind of slasher movie would it be if the bad guy can't even see what's around him?
But in real life that simply isn't possible.
It violates the laws of physics.
>>71654767
Erasing memories. You can rape freely but you don't have to be naked all the time to do it.
>>71654756
I'm not angry lol.
>>71654041
How have I never seen this movie before?
>>71654811
but OP said you'd be in his position, which is that he can see, you don't need to go saying stuff like "but it's impossible"... we know that.
>>71654811
what kind of loser rapes with his clothes on
also according to muh physics he would die right away anyway because he can't radiate heat if he's actually invisible
>>71654811
>Erasing memories.
Boring and a fucking hassle. Being invisible is easy and rape is less of a hassle. Kill yourself.
>>71654811
all magic powers violate the laws of physics you dweeb
>>71653749
I would hang out around a bank and figure out all the codes and shit, then when it closed i would shut off the alarms etc... and empty the vault.
I would do this repeatedly until i had more money than i knew what to do with.
As for women i would do some raping but i'd probably have some fun in other ways like convincing girls i was the ghost of a celebrity or a deceased boyfriend etc...
>>71654845
Alright, it's still a pretty useless superpower.
You can't walk outside during winter because you'd die of hypothermia. You can't rape/steal/do criminal activities near places who have thermal cameras or you'll get busted.
>>71654846
>he can't radiate heat if he's actually invisible
Not necessarily.
>>71654556
What if it's an illusion and he isn't really invisibe, he just tricks people's minds into thinking he is?
>>71654912
you're a faggot.
>>71654912
I'd go live in Southern California then, probably Hollywood for the climate. And it's not like thermal cameras are common. Even then it'd mostly only be used to detect you after the fact, not during the crime.
>>71654912
either he is invisible in infrared, in which case he's probably dead, or he is unaffected in infrared, in which case it's within the realm of possibility for him to use that spectrum to see rather than the typical visible spectrum
what other possibility could there even be
>>71654912
Just stay inside all the time, you're fucking invisible it would be easy to get in anywhere.
>thermal cameras
These wouldn't be anywhere in the first place unless people wise up, but they wont since the victim will say "a ghost raped me!" and go str8 to the loony bin.
>>71654988
I think they used infrareds to see him in the movie.
>>71655051
If 50 women start crying that a "ghost" raped them you'll get in trouble.
And if the government gets involved you're fucked. God knows what kind of experiments they'll do to you to find out what are you and how can you become invisible.
I'd rather be normal desu.
>>71654746
Oh shit.... I used to have those fantasies too, I've just had them repressed for all these years
would anyone else act as a guardian angel for some kid? Like go secretly beat up their enemies, change their grades for the better, put money in their wallets etc.
>>71654041
imagine the trauma that would come from that.
>finally...I have become the hollow man
jesus christ, verhoeven really?
>>71655101
Just move around or knock them unconscious since you're fucking invisible and can get really close. Fucking wise up, you retard.
>>71653963
>money
You will have a lot use for the money while being invisible, right?
>>71653749
Shitpost on /tv/
>>71655123
yup and rape the milf teacher too.
you wouldnt need to rape desu, go to some occult gathering and they'll just assume you're some great spirit come to impregnate women with the reincarnation of some goat god or whatever
>>71655154
what exactly stops being useful when you're invisible? makeup?
what are you trying to imply
>>71655151
Riiight, the power of knocking people unconscious. Another Hollywood trope that doesn't actually work IRL.
If you're unconscious for more than 40-60 seconds you're pretty much in a coma or a goner.
And that would classify as murder or attempted murder. And with your fingerprints everywhere you'll get caught very soon.
Dumbass.
>>71655203
do you live in a police state? why are your fingerprints in a database? why arent you able to wipe down your fingerprints?
>>71655203
> fingerprints
>form a FUCKING INVISIBLE GUY
into the trash you go, faggot.
>>71655182
Where the fuck you going to just find an occult gathering at? Meanwhile, I can find plenty of frail bitches to knock up.
>>71655203
>And with your fingerprints everywhere you'll get caught very soon
But you're invisible.
>>71655250
>>71655245
you can still dust for cells and oil even if its not visible
>>71655230
If you keep raping and murdering all over the state people will start to notice and the more evidence they gather the more they'll know about you. Do you want to live watching your back 24/7 because you're a virgin who can't stop think about rape and sex?
>>71655245
>>71655250
You're retarded. Opinion discarded.
>>71655287
>grasping at straws
nope, you lost faggot. Go to bed, dumb cunt.
>>71655315
he's inVISIBLE not inTANGIBLE dumbass
>>71655307
> Do you want to live watching your back 24/7 because you're a virgin who can't stop think about rape and sex?
And here ladies and gents we find this faggots agenda and motivation for all his shitposintg in this thread. Go back to red-dit, you cuntbag dipshit.
>>71655307
Southern California alone has millions of people in it, and tens of thousands of vulnerable people who would never be believed by the police. People ALREADY say they've had sex with ghosts, even been impregnated by them, no one believes them now.
>>71655332
>implying
>now he's going with the movies logic because it's convenient.
kys stupid cunt, you lost.
>>71655369
You know, I wish you'll end up getting the power you wants one day. I'd love to see your sorry ass get busted after a two-days manhunt.
>>71655392
Well, good luck then.
>>71655392
that's a good idea
>literally google people that say they've had sex with ghosts/demons/jesus
Rape is stupid though
Police would just search for an invisible man
And since you're the only invisible man around...
>>71655457
>being this retarded
topkek
>>71655457
>alright johnson, round up all the invisible men in the county
>sir?
>there can't be too many
>sir why do you think there are any
>well there's at least one, this woman told us all about it, so go round em all up
>sir
>come on, how much more specific do I need to be, johnson, go find all the invisible men!
>attempt to rape a woman
>run inna woods to escape police
>ooops, the can see your footprint all over the place
>they follow you and they catch you because surprise surprise you still make noises when you move, expecially if you walk barefoot on the dirt
>end up in a government facility
>24/7 experiments upon experiments to understand your physiology
>t-that's not how it was supposed to go ;_;
lel
literally shit tier superpower
>>71655426
Even if this invisible person goes on a mass rape spree, it's only one person, there's only so much damage they can do.
Imagine our own world. Then imagine a few hundred women a year claiming they were raped by a ghost. This invisible man may even go on the move. No one with power would actually believe a ghost did it.
Sociologists would probably study it as "wow there's a phenomena of single mothers claiming to be impregnated by a ghost, wonder why this particular meme has popped up", no one would ever take it seriously unless you messed up and let someone get hardcore proof against you.
>>71655556
Imagine when you fuck up and impregnate one,
Imagine the look on her hubbies face when she gives birth to a lil semi-transparent Casper child.
GHOST'ED
I'd cause an uptick in actresses dropping off the radar and taking up an interest in the paranormal.
>>71655307
>Rape only single females, kill them for good measure.
>Rape/Kill them when they're alone at their home at night.
>Make sure to do it once or twice a week, different districts in the city for a month.
>After a month passes, board a plane or train to a different state for example, California to Rhode Island.
>Rinse and repeat for about a year. Then move to another continent.
>Even if they have dna evidence(hair, saliva, semen) they won't be able to track you down. Because you're fucking invisible.
>Testimonies of an invisible man would be made in to post traumatic stress from the rape if you decided to keep them alive.
>If things start getting to risky. Move to another continent and lay low for a while, preferably a highly populated area.
Literally no one will wise up to it. If you kill the girls, the only witness to you being invisible it will just get treated as a normal case. A serial rapist thats really fucking good that no one can find. No one will make the connection you're invisible unless you leave a witness alive and even then it will take years before a claim of an "invisible man" will get credibility. The girls will either have it treated as shock, or as faking the rape.
>>71655613
given all the animal deaths all the fetuses would die in utero
>>71655675
How exactly are you going to move to another continent, exactly?
>>71655675
and think, even if people do believe them that a ghost did it, tons of women would start blaming their pregnancies on the ghost even when you didn't do anything. That'd leave a trail of misdirection and confusion to let the ghost escape investigators
>>71655706
Board a plane, get on the luggage compartments. Get on a boat, get treated as a ghost. As long as you don't go full retard, have common sense and don't go full uncontrollable urge rapist you'll be fine.
>>71653749
>ctrl+f rape
>33 results
33 correct answers
>>71655768
You'd probably be better off boarding one of the luxury planes that rich people use or taking a boat. Traditional airplanes would be too cramped for you to safely conceal yourself.
>>71653749
Sit down naked in some girl's jacuzzi with a raging boner and wait for her to sit on it like in that one hentai which I forget the name of, "Invisible Man" or something
murder. not rape tho
As noted, in the long run it's effectively a useless "power" or ability. You can't really do much of anything except be a nuisance in most situations, you can't really rob or steal money directly since everything is still visible except you personally so that's useless.
As for the rape thing, that's just because you're basement dwelling scumbucket bastards - even if you were truly invisible to the naked eye you wouldn't have the balls to go out and actually do anything, especially something that raw and intense. Just because you're invisible to the naked eye doesn't mean some female (or male for that matter) wouldn't be able to kill you in the attempt.
What an autopsy that would be.
It's a weak useless ability.
>>71655832
most surprise fights are determined by who has the first punch, getting a sneak attack is critical
I know that if I get sucker punched and then get up and no one's there, I'll probably be vulnerable to being beaten up, even by a manlet. No one sane would assume he's being sneak attacked by a ghost.
Switch me out for a petite woman and they have even worse odds.
>>71655551
>needing to run away into the woods
>when you're fucking invisible
Anon please
>>71655879
>posted expected "tough guy" reply
>thanks for not letting me down, Anon
>I love it when a plan comes together
>>71653749
Exactly what he tried to do
Kill everyone who knew I was invisible and then spend the rest of my days as a rape ghost
I'd rape that one chick
>>71655960
Was it part of your plan to greentext like a retard?
>>71655832
Its something you have to have the guts for. If you aren't like that then rape probably won't even be an option for something to do. A lot of people though, they can get in to that position and they're true cruel self comes out. Whether or not they're capable of executing it successfully is another story.
Having that ability, and wanting to rape someone will be a very methodical action. But you do get a lot of preparation with invisibility. You can watch the person, study where they live. Choose the right time to do it. You need the capacity to do it is what I'm getting at. Invisibility does give you a lot of forgiveness though, where if you fail you can just stop and get the fuck out. The person would most likely think they were having a bad dream, or were hallucinating. So it gives a chance for even a neckbeard to practice it.
>>71655960
what did he mean by this
>tfw the forces of law&order start using paint guns
>>71655832
>you can't really rob or steal money directly since everything is still visible except you personally so that's useless.
You could easily sneak into a place and wait for dark.
>>71653749
Take invisible shits in public and wipe my invisible shit stains on people's clothes.
If your preference is rape over this, then you are a pleb.
>>71656091
the Indianvisible Man
>>71656083
Just use debit/credit cards? Order stuff online to any address of your choosing. If a controlled delivery happens (i.e. cops try to get you to accept the package instead of leaving it at your doorstep), then you're invisible and can easily avoid it.
It'd probably be easy to build up a good bitcoin stock and then you can order whatever you need online without worry about having to abandon some particular address.
The premise is so retarded but they pulled it off so well. What happened to kino bros?
>>71656083
Material possessions are honestly shit if you don't have control of when you're invisible. If its like in the movie, and you're permanently invisible without being able to switch then material possessions are useless. They'll just drag you down. You have to go much wider when it comes to enjoyment and going through life. I just feel like if I was invisible the whole time I wouldn't enjoy all that wealth since I would have no one to enjoy it with. I guess I could try and get a secluded place, go through all of the hassles of getting all the necessaries and playing videogames till Im dead.
>>71656218
My life wouldn't change too much if I was invisible. On the internet no one knows you're a ghost
>>71655307
Lmfao I can't believe how much of an autist this guy is. I'm not even saying he's wrong, but he's clearly the friend that will always try to prove everyone wrong because "lul my intelligence"
It's just a hypothetical situation my dude. I hope you only behave like this on the internet
What most of us would really do
Poop
Literally imagine a poop literally manifesting itself infront of you,
take a fucking dump on covert places
go to white house, poop everywhere
>>71656344
I think your poop would be invisible, at least for a little while. So you could smear poop on the ceiling of the oval office and the janitors sent in would have no idea why it smells like crap
>>71656359
>white house cleaning staff is now racist
lel
>>71656078
underrated
>tfw be hollow man
>feet really hurt from walking on shit all of the time.
To be honest Lads
I would sneak in on every movie I want, I would steal things that I like, but not more than 1000 bucks, I would literally enjoy my life and wont risk anything, I mean I dont have to work anymore, I get to have free foods, free everything, I wouldnt want to be a superhero or a special snowflake, I'm just gonna live the way I do except that everything is free now
>>71655249
Not him, but you'd have better luck tormenting someone with issues but who is highly intuitive and judgemental. Then you can just manipulate him and he'll start a cult and you can be a god over a small group of people.
>>71656412
ancient humans did it, the adjustment period would be painful though, the foot adapts
>>71656412
what if you had a skateboard with a taxidermy dog on it
everyone loves skating dogs
it doesn't actually hurt though unless the pavement is hot or you live in an actual shithole
>>71656439
"look there's a 1000 dollars floating in the air! I better go grab it!"
Heres a better question anons
What if, the world is stricken by a deadly virus that is slowly killing all the black people in this world, you found out that your blood contains an anti-gen that could save the entire Black population, the world knows this and they're begging you to help them, the fate of an entire race rests in your hands,would you /tv/? say no, and the world will condemn you, say yes and you become a worldwide hero
Note
>White Supremacists would hunt you down to destroy your body, dooming the blacks
>by saying "no" you would literally be the most hated guy on the planet
>saying yes would net you interview with Oprah
I would probably try to steal government documents and release info on corrupt people or amoral dealings, and it would all be lost in the shuffle of Internet conspiracy and literally nothing would change because I would be too lazy to actually learn how to spread the info in any meaningful way.
Perhaps I have a parking lot whistle blowing meeting while wearing a hood and mask ala Deepthroat, all the while too distracted thinking about how much of a sperglord I am that I drop my spaghetti and become to socially anxious to do it again so I give up and live pretty much exactly how I do now, masturbating and playing video games.
>>71656453
I have a strong feeling that they were smart enough to wrap anything around their feet to protect them.
Then again, calluses would probably form on the invisible feet so it wouldn't be too bad after a year of travel.
This thread is so stupid, it's hilarious.
>>71656574
You should make a post about this on reddit.
>>71656574
no
Back to the military and make a career out if spying or whatever needs to be done, retire early with great pension.
Definitely sneak into places I shouldn't be. Women's locker rooms, restricted areas at events, etc.
I've always been curious as to how other people have decorated their homes so I'd probably break in/wait for opportune moments to go in, look around, then leave. Hell, you could live in somebody's house and they wouldn't have a clue whats going on.
>>71656574
give the antigen out asap, before any klansmen even had a chance to react
use my hero status to gain wealth
use wealth to dust as much of africa as possible with the virus before the cure can make its way there
then try to figure out a way to use my status and wealth to do something about those darn jews
>>71653749
I dunno, but I know I wouldn't want to change anything, I would love to just stay invisible for the rest of my life.
Masturbate in public.
Really, you wouldn't need to walk everywhere, and could drive to places if you really wanted to. Wear a long sleeve shirt, throw on a hat, some big sun glasses, maybe a long wig. Not like other drivers pay very much attention to who's driving anyway.
>>71657111
>not stealing a skin suit to wear around.
Sneak onto the sets of those fake paranormal shows and do ghost shit.
Also, masturbate in public.
>>71653749
What he did except better
>>71655154
fuck off underage
>>71655307
>invisible
>more evidence they gather
>watching your back
are you a fucking retard.
Well, you guys have considered the pros of being invisible but how about the cons of permanently being invisible. How your social life going to be?
>>71656133
You'll never know until it's poo late.
>>71656574
I'd do it for humanity. We aren't ready to settle on Mars yet and it's almost too late.
I'd sneak into strip clubs for free
>>71656480
thats why i store it in my bum hole
>>71657457
hoodie
makeup
contacts
wig or hat
>>71655832
>Just because you're invisible to the naked eye doesn't mean some female (or male for that matter) wouldn't be able to kill you in the attempt.
Bitch can't even see me how's she gonna fight me?
>>71657457
>implying i have a social life now
>>71654811
>What kind of slasher movie would it be if the bad guy can't even see what's around him?
Does this exist?
>>71654746
>and this is how I lost my teaching job
>>71654556
Plus, dogs could still smell and attack you.
>>71657457
yeah but what about those cons you were talking about
>>71657714
That explains why you're such a fatass.
>>71653749
RAPE
A
P
E
Hide in people's houses and throw plates and open cupboards at night. Maybe even shake their beds while they sleep
>>71657822
I don't think that's how it works at all.
>>71657706
Why would she need to see you when you're right on top of her and she can feel your body and instinctively gets a hold of where your face is? all she needs to do then is stab you with a sharp object lying around that you didn't notice because you are a moron and way too confident in your useless superpower.
>>71657933
I'd make sure she's knocked out.
>>71653749
Become a rapist. This is what Plato wrote about you know. Invisibility has little use other than that.
>>71655832
Anonymity encourages asocial behavior, and invisibility is the ultimate anonymity.
And you're an idiot for thinking it's a "useless" ability.
>make list of people I hate
>murder them one by one
>make list of waifus
>masturbate while they're naked (implying I could stay hard while raping a girl)
>steal food/money or whatever I want when I need it
>generally just fuck around with people
>>71657921
Why? People forget cats and dogs are predators. If you don't think someone's GSD is going to kill you just because you're invisble you're wrong. My cats bring in mice, birds, rabbits almost daily. Dogs are the same. They would go nuts ever someone that's invisble.
>>71656068
>Its something you have to have the guts for. If you aren't like that then rape probably won't even be an option for something to do. A lot of people though, they can get in to that position and they're true cruel self comes out. Whether or not they're capable of executing it successfully is another story.
The invisibility in the film makes him drunk on power. He realizes he can get away with all kinds of shit. Being invisible turns him into a psycho.
>>71657970
It would just be a strange smell to them but nothing there. They're not going to suddenly attack 'nothing'
>>71657714
Damn dude...
Same.
>>71657996
THEY KNOW YOU'RE THERE, idiot. They're not attacking nothing. They're attacing you. Look up dogs smell on google, they smell everything.
There are loads of women who would be curious to suck an invisible dick. No rape necessary.
>>71656218
Material possessions are useless?
He just has to wear clothes and a mask.
>>71658036
Invisible Buffy having sex with Spike was fun.
>>71658026
Sure, I'll get right on it.
>>71657996
kek. They still feel your body you idiot. You aren't transparent. When they reach the end of where the smell takes them, there's a very real, physical, trembling, naked fat man they will viciously attack just out of confusion and curiousity and then once the bitten limb is covered in blood, everyone can see you.
>>71656574
Here's a better question. How was your 14th birthday the other day?
What would an invisible woman do?
>>71658108
Go read some Fantastic Four.
>>71658108
tell everyone she's invisible
>>71658123
Nah
Was he able to be seen by thermal vision?
If so the power it useless.
>>71658108
Ask everyone if she's fat and continue ranting about body shaming.
>>71653811
That's pretty much what he does.
>>71658138
How? People don't wear thermal goggles. Rape is still easy.
>>71658138
That's why Ahnold covered himself in cold mud.
>>71658123
So invisible men would all become rapists and petty criminals and invisible women would all become heroes defending the world of cosmic threats?
>>71658108rape
>>71658182
But then they could see the cold mud
>>71658184
Women are even bigger sex fiends than men. They would break into Chris Evans' place and rape him in his sleep.
Women are also even bigger mooches than men. They'd steal food and sit naked in rich people's houses all day long.
>>71658184
Reminder that Susan is constantly cheating on Reed with Fishdick.
>>71658187
>ywn be raped by an invisible woman while lying in bed
>>71658213
Seriously, that episode of Buffy was golden.
>>71658225
Don't lie. All episodes of Buffy are shit.
imagine the gapes, if you were invisible
>>71658241
>Spike is fucking invisible Buffy
>Dude, what are you doing?
>Push-ups
>Naked, in bed?
>Yes
I'd fart in elevators
>>71658273
But wouldn't that carry certain risks?
>>71658310
life is risk
>>71653749
rape
lots of it
and money
also lots of it
not sure which one i'd do most of
would also record at stripclubs
>>71658372
>would also record at stripclubs
how? phone/camera is not hollow
>>71657725
yes, it will come out late 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8XwWwPT8LE
Its called "don´t breathe"
>>71658372
>Record at stripclubs
I'm keking hard at the idea that you've thought about this that much
>>71654912
What are they gonna put your thermal image on the news and hope snakes and or the Predator decides to turn you on?
>>71654041
>>71654839
wasnt this scene deleted from the movie anyway?
>>71658062
>wanting to rape
I should have known most of 4chan would try to be edgy
>>71655130
trauma? bitches love being raped
>>71654556
>First of all, you would be blind, because light isn't absorbed by your retina.
this always triggered my tism
>>71654556
hahaha look at this fucker who just watched the Ted Ed video
>>71653749
>What would you do if you were in his position?
Nothing in my life would be different to be honest.... People allready act like im not there and ignore me
>>71654009
Who's Jennifer Jason Leigh?
>>71656449
Yeah but the women would probably be fat and smelly weirdos
Couple of thoughts, because you underage cucks dont know shit about life.
1. Women would throw themselves at you because being fucked by an invisible man would be the most thrilling thing in their life, its exotic, its dangerous, its otherwordly, to put simply, youre above BBC
2. Being invisible would make you a world-wide phenomenon and a superstar, secret agencies would start wars over your help and power, in the end: even more free sex and fame
3.being invisible would lose its novelty and power pretty fast, depression and loneliness would be the least of your problems
You fucking turbokidniggers neevr really think anything through, do you?
>>71662209
you're vanilla as fuck
why would i out myself as the invisible man when i can go out of my way and steal shit and rape thousands of women without so much as a slap on the wrist
I'd sneak into Bilderberg meetings, Bohemian Grove, etc.
>>71662280
Because sex feels even better when the other person wants it too.
>>71662293
sex feels better when there's resistance
>>71654556
>Second thing, you must be naked all the time so you're exposed to the elements and leave fingerprints everywhere.
wat
>implyign any of you spineless virgins could rape someone
>>71653749
Make ghost art to freak people out.
>>71663608
that sounds like something i'd do
sneaking into other peoples homes and make weird noices and whisper creepy stuff into their ears when they're busy doing stuff
>>71653749
I would be getting laid a lot, but it wouldn't be rape. You know how many woman fantasize about being taken by a ghost? There is no reason for violent rape. I'd become an invisible gigolo. I'd be making bank and pleasing woman. You fuckers are so uncreative it hurts me.
>>71653749
Probably just browse /tv/ and watch movies.
>>71653749
>Can you climb?
>Do I have a choice?
A+ screenwriting there. A classic line for the ages. Every time I see a ladder I think of this line.
>>71663773
Have you even seen the kind of women who hire gigolos? Usually old and/or fat women.
>>71663773
>You know how many woman fantasize about being taken by a ghost?
I have no idea.
I've never met any woman online or offline who says she wants to be fucked by a ghost.
>>71663773
>I'd become an invisible gigolo
how original
>>71654676
BABYS GOT THE BENDS
>>71663853
When the option to have an invisible force touching you sexually becomes available, the demographic will likely change.
>>71663853
But an invisible guy is rare.
Visible penis is free.
Invisible penis costs. Just like pussy costs.
>>71663868
Maybe not so original, but better than just raping everything.
>>71663868
>Stephen used to be our guy
;____;
>>71655521
I'm dying here.
>>71662370
you still touch things
you're not a ghost
>>71653749
shitpost on /tv/
>>71658108
Kill herself because she can't post selfies to social media anymore
>>71659538
looks fun desu
People rape, kill and steal in full visibility, so you can only imagine what someone could accomplish being invisible.
Look at 4chan and how when anonymous and invisible the real truth and human nature comes out.
>>71662209
actually you'd be instantly killed/ captured and experimented on by the government
>>71665113
*tips fedora
>>71654041
>Hollowmans night out
Huh, never thought about The Entity this way.
>>71665307
*grabs you by the throat*
b-back the fuck off
>>71665427
*unzips dick
make me
>>71653749
I'd smear my house with my feces so that I'll have an invisible house.
>>71654846
>American education system.
