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>>71619075
>>71620953
what is this weeb shit
where is my tity
Azor Mace
>>71620953
1st
name a better character than jaime
pro tip
you cant
>>71620984
Well done Dany well done
HOWEVER
Results of the age poll http://www.strawpoll.me/10654728/r
Not many surpises here.
>>71620985
Orpheus
>>71620985
>character than jaime
He's a total faggot in the show.
Jaime didn't learn shit in the Riverlands and is still a huge asshole like he was in episode 1, season 1.
>>71620985
dany
Mountains blow in the winds like leaves = The mountain dieing
Son rises in the west = Jon winning
Son sets in the east = dead sons of the harpy
Seas go dry = ???
help me out here
>>71620985
Stannis
>>71621022
>prophecy is real
Why would Arthur Dayne slam his sword into the dirt like this? Wouldn't that unnecessarily blunt the blade?
>>71620985
Sandor
sunset found her
>>71620985
>name a better character than jaime
>>71621022
Yeah, no, have fun with that.
>>71621040
>Valyrian steel
>blunted
>Liam Cunningham spotted training with UFC instructor
What's he going to do in season 7 lads?
>>71621010
This, watch the first scene with Jaime and Cersei after blowing up the Sept and angering the Tyrells, other nobles, peasants and the Seven faith will be them having a minute long argument before Jaime agrees with Cersei and they fuck.
>>71621065
>Dawn
>Valyrian steel
>>71621065
>Dawn
>Valyrian steel
>>71621065
>dawn
>alyrian steel
r*ddit
>>71621068
night king is going to get HEEM'd
>>71620953
>anime OP
Fuck off cunt, somebody make new thread
>>71621068
Who cares? The best actor on the show is ded.
>>71621068
kicking arse, taking names and being a allround awesome hand of the king for jon
>>71621022
Sun rising in the west and setting In the east = Quentyn coming from Westeros and dying in Essos
Use your head, George literally reuses the house Sigil prophecy stuff every time
alright /got/ help me, how do i convince my normie friends that Margaery was just as bad as Cersei, that she didn't give a shit about anybody aside from her family, and that she would do anything, including the killing of innocents, to further her house's influence ?
>>71621078
>>71621083
>>71621094
You sure showed me!
Daily dose
>>71621098
Avatar isnt anime
Are Cerseifags drop this when she dies?
>>71621098
>Fuck off cunt, somebody make new thread
KILL YOURSELF
RIGHTFUL THREAD
YOU WILL RESPECT OUR TRADITIONS
>>71621121
no one's going to help you do anything because you're wrong
>you will never be Lolianna's loyal slave
;_;
>>71621126
How often does Isaac smash this?
Cast him got.
House Obama, most powerful house on the planet right now. Who is he?
>>71621124
fuck off with your post-ironic shitposting
>Euron x Cersei
>>71621102
>"i just wanna do some good in this world!!"
>post potc
he was repenting let the man be
>>71621075
>>71621010
i think you both misinterpreted his facial expression
>>71621046
>>71621056
they're close but not quite there for me
>>71621013
kill yourself with a blunt knife
DID YOU KNOW?
>>71621155
I thought Euron wanted to fuck Dany?
>>71621133
Our traditions involve a /got/ opening not anime shit
>>71621149
grey worms brother
black snake
>>71621098
But Season 6 is the anime season.
>>71621144
>Isaac
>going near pussy
>>71621144
I know it's hard to tell sometimes, but Ellie is female, anon.
Just finished re-watching the series. What should I do now?
Who is the least-reddit character in GoT?
>>71621164
how old is tommen's actor? am i a pedoshit for finding him cute?
>>71621189
>age: 18
you barely made it
>>71621177
Haven't seen cute girls doing cute things yet.
>>71621187
Jon
Most: Stannis LE MANNIS
>>71621187
>Who is the least-reddit character in GoT?
There any chance that Melly go with Cersei?
>>71621189
>likes faggy fat faces
you are just gay
>>71621213
as much chance as stannis still being alive
>>71621187
Randyll Tarly and the High Sparrow. Reddit absolutely hates those based characters.
>>71621159
You seriously think that Jaime is going to kill Cersei over this?
He's going to be her loyal bitchboi and fight the impossible fight of House Lannister having to beat Dany, Tyrells, the Reach, peasants in KL, and Dorne.
>>71621199
>lyanna mormont
>>71621126
PETITE
>>71621224
Not to mention Arya will be creeping around assassinating people.
The Lannisters are JUST: The House.
>>71621149
Obama - Jon Snow
Hillary - Sansa Stark
CIA - Trump
>>71621237
This tbhfam
>>71621224
i honestly have no idea what he will do which is one of the qualities of an amazing character
>>71621237
Well, there's one.
>>71621222
>Randyll Tarly and the High Sparrow. Reddit absolutely hates those based characters.
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS X 1000
>>71621159
dany is literally the american constitution you faglord
>freedom
>freedom
>freedom
>>71621224
Can Cersei marry Jaime? Is that allowed in Westeros?
>>71621199
>brienne of tarth playing baka to the advances of giantsbane
>>71621286
>supporting Stannis at any period of time whatsoever
That's about as reddit as you can get, unfortunately.
>>71621098
>>71621220
i'm a girl lol
>>71621322
>That's about as reddit as you can get, unfortunately.
Is this a new meme? /got/ has always been pro-stannis.
>>71621307
Not with the Seven faith, though I'm pretty sure that bridge is burnt to fucking ash.
Maybe they'll bring in a red priest or hell just marry without any religious service since she's basically just ruling based on a bomb threat now.
>>71621350
>Not with the Seven faith,
Didn't the Targs do this shit and their religion was Faith of the seven?
>>71621307
she's queen, she can make it allowed.
>>71621187
Stannis
>>71621022
Seas go dry = Dothraki sea, it's already dry
There you go, done.
>>71621286
stop posting this image. not only is it badly made, even for /tv/ standards, i never rooted for any of those characters except for maybe qyburn
and even if i did, we are not one person and we are not your legion
please end your life for all of our sake
>>71621322
Stannis is pretty reddit but Jon, Tyrion and Ollena are still about as reddit as it gets.
>>71621286
>>71621222
What about S2-S4? Sparrow and Randyll weren't around then.
>>71621342
>girl who likes pussyass sissies
bait
>>71621310
>Brienne a descendant of Duncan the Tall
>Jon descends from the line of Aegon V
Neat
>>71621346
Stannis became a full-on reddit character as soon as he made his intentions to oppose the based Boltons clear.
>>71621346
Being pro-Stannis is the new reddit.
>>71621385
>>71621373
>>71621322
>>71621286
>>71621204
>>71621200
>>71621187
Why aren't you going back yet?
>>71621142
Based af
>>71621346
the autist is trying to convince newfags otherwise
>>71621379
>for all of our sake
I thought we are not one person?
>>71620985
>rift doesn't form between him and cersei until she nukes half the city
shit character
>>71621400
Back where?
>>71621129
Lol
Is circumcision practiced in Westeros?
>mfw when cercei wins the battle of the three retarded faggots no one likes
>>71621420
That place you like to talk about so much.
>>71621429
i hope so
no one wants to look at gross unhealthy uncircumcised cocks
>>71620979
>what is this weeb shit
>ATLA
>weeb shit
Anon, I...
I could not have imagined a worse Kingsmoot
It was just the most pathetic scene in the show in respect to the books
>>71621443
Oh it's okay, I can talk about it just fine without having to visit it. Thanks for the consideration though my man.
>>71621429
not in the case of stannis - he was a complete dick
>>71621405
Here's hoping some more fanart is made soon.
>>71621446
Word. It's degenerate as fuck.
>>71621441
forces will storm the city
cersei with withdraw to the keep and try to nuke the city
jamie will kill her
you CANNOT deny this will happen
Bend the knee /got/
>>71621463
>not in the case of stannis - he was a complete dick
Citation needed. Some of those nudes I saw of Stephen Dillane's cock looked cut to me.
Tyrion is also cut.
>>71621446
Reminder that supporting dick mutilation is basically accepting Jewish tricks and Christfaggotry (was originally done by Americans to stop kids from masturbating)
>>71621452
>euron is some chubby manlet with zero charisma
>wearing the same leather apron all the other grunts are wearing
>no dragon horn
>yara portrayed as the clearly better choice but loses due to sexism
>euron literally makes fun of theon for having a larger vocab
couldn't have been worse desu
>>71621103
Dick Jenna, easiest choice I ever made
>>71621429
>Is circumcision practiced in Westeros?
Royalty, like in Egypt and England, practice circumcision, while the lowborn didn't. It was a mark of social class. So if they followed history, all the Targs and Baratheons would be cut.
>>71621489
okay faggio
>>71621124
Dawn was forged from a meteorite, not Valyrian steel.
>>71621446
>t. cuck
>>71621488
Eat shit firefaggot.
>>71621508
>originally done by Americans to stop kids from masturbating
>originally done by Americans
>>71620985
Margaery, Olenna, Cersei, Tywin.
>>71621521
she has the look of a psycho but fat arms is definitely worse
good choice
>>71621548
how am i a cuckold
my penis looks prettier than yours you ant eater dick freak
>>71621534
>not looking up pics of nude older men to admire
wew lad
>>71621579
>being this delusion
>>71621558
The reason Americans started following a Jewish ritual is because it was said circumcision reduced sensation in the penis and made it easier for your kid not to masturbate.
Clear enough for you faggot?
>>71621569
>the look of a psycho
You think so? I think she's lovely.
>>71621619
>Jewish ritual
You mean Egyptian ritual?
>>71621619
Yes, now let's see a source.
>>71621597
where is the femanon from earlier this thread?
we need her to decide which looks better, cut or uncut?
>>71621629
I RETRACT THAT STATEMENT
DEPLOYING DICK NOW
So has /tv/ seen this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMXJlUIQP94
It's a deleted scene with Pycelle and Tywin Lannister.
I'll just leave it here.
Still wondering why Cersei had him killed to be honest.
>>71621558
Pretty sure he means it started out in America as a means to combat masturbation.
Circumcising crazy people to stop them furiously masturbating everywhere(which they thought might be what lead to the craziness to begin with) isn't nearly as bad as lobotomies, really.
>>71621471
>>71621668
>Still wondering why Cersei had him killed to be honest.
Because he undermined her at every opportunity. Are you dense?
>>71621668
>It's a deleted scene with Pycelle and Tywin Lannister.
Why did Pycelle stand there like a tard and let them stab him? Do you think Pycelle if he had lived would have sided with Dany when he found out Tommen died?
>>71621650
http://www.circinfo.org/Circumcision_and_masturbation.html
>>71621635
Considering they were the first to use it, yes. Of course Americans would have gotten the idea from their Judeo-Christian roots and their Jewish citizens.
>>71621407
over that statement I agree.
>end your life
do it please
>>71621672
Damn, if I had this hanging on my wall I'd literally kiss it. With plastic between my lips and the painting so as not to ruin it of course.
>>71621688
Obviously
>>71621668
>Tywin Lannister fishing
>>71621765
DO YOU GET IT?!
>>71621670
First it goes back a long way.
When Columbus came to America, the Native Americans here were circumcised. Afterwords, the African slaves brought over to America were circumcised to prevent them from raping white women, as their slave masters believed.
Finally the campaign went underway, first to circumcise African Americans and than white Americans, because doctors regarded Jewish American dicks as the cleanest and least disease ridden. Soldiers in the US America during WW II were forced to circumcise, like my grandfather, to prevent Japanese soldiers sticking bamboo in captured soldiers foreskins.
Remember how Jaime thought Littlefinger would be a good hand for Tommen in the books?
>Littlefinger was as amiable as he was clever, but too lowborn to threaten any of the great lords, with no swords of his own. The perfect Hand.
Why another season? final was perfect with the Mad Queen fuck off
>>71621705
>Jewish citizens.
Ironic considering most Jewish Americans are atheist and only follow circumcision because it's now an American thing.
>>71621672
>>71621471
So when do you think she'll play her hand by proposing to Jon and then raping him while he sleep?
>>71621728
get it printed on some bedcovers and she can protect you every night
>>71621765
What's wrong with that ?
>>71621653
you mean penis? i prefer uncut but thats not a popular opinion and most of my friends disagree. but i dont know any girls who care that much either way desu.
no girl is gonna see your dick is uncut and peace out. it's just a preference.
>>71621812
>>71621728
>euros wake up
>suddenly more posting about pre-pubescent children
when are we going to nuke this piece of shit continent already
>>71621827
TUCSON
U
C
S
O
N
>>71621775
>to prevent Japanese soldiers sticking bamboo in captured soldiers foreskins.
So the idea was that jap soldiers would get ready to stick some bamboo through enemy foreskins, but then abandon the penis-bamboo torture idea when faced with a circumcised cock? The urethra's right there and there's still plenty of skin on the cock!
>>71621810
he doesn't stand a chance, her claws are already into him, sansa better back the fuck off and do nothing to upset or go against him or the shebeast will out
>>71621827
>i prefer uncut
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>71621022
When the long night comes, it will freeze the seas.
That's the best I've got.
>>71621827
>>71621875
oh yeah also
C A L I
A
L
I
>>71621857
pot-kettle-nigger
>>71621875
like i said it really doesn't matter either way. if i really like a guy i don't care what his dick is like desu. work on things you can change, like your personality and your lack of style.
>>71621804
Wait, you're telling me the majority of Americans practice it? No matter their religion?
What's wrong with that fucking place?
>>71621790
(You)
>>71621488
Checked your grace
>>71621909
Personality can't change, only behavior can.
Personality is fixed by age 3-4, with around 50% of variance accounted by genetics.
>>71621874
>tfw no Jorah/Lyanna reunion
I really wanted Lyanna to take the piss out of her cuck uncle or whatever he is to her. Too bad he had to get greyscales and fuck off.
>>71621179
He's so cute! :3
>>71621914
>Wait, you're telling me the majority of Americans practice it? No matter their religion?
Yes. I am of white anglo saxon half protestant/half catholic descent, who's family tree can be traced back o the 1700s.
My parents are Lutheran/Catholic. They baptized me Catholic and raised my Lutheran. (I'm an atheist) They are also Democrats. I think the reason they circumcised me and my brothers is so we can look like our father.
Best Targaryen coming through.
>>71621914
Yes, at this point the reason is either.
>believing the cut dicks are cleaner idea
or
>their family starting from the anti-masturbating great-great-grandfather were cut so their son has to be cut too
>>71621942
they are cousins.
Kelly C raping Cersei when
>>71621928
then how is it possible i was a nice shy kid my whole childhood and turned into a huge bitch as an adult?
>>71621687
Killing a seemingly frail and cowardly old man who served Lannister interests seems like a great way to make Tommen think she's just insane/wicked, something it appeared she was trying to avoid early on, especially since she had just blown up the Sept of Baelor.
He's dead now of course, but still.
Just a thought.
>>71621963
BREAKSPEAR! BREAKSPEAR!
>>71621958
How strange.
Doesn't matter if a Targ, Baratheon, or Lannister is King/Queen. The Faith of the Seven is still the most powerful force in Westeros.
>>71621909
ill do my best thank you femanon
Valyrian steel is bullshit
Steel is just iron but with bits of carbon filling in some holes in the crystalline structure, and made with different percents of carbon and at different temperatures
>>71621990
As I've already said, behavior can change. Personality is about attitudes and dispositions. You can still be trained by yourself, other and by life experiences to behave otherwise.
Also, stop being a huge bitch.
>>71622009
With Pope Francis dead?
>>71620985
Jon targaryen
>>71621942
hello uncle friendzone, the reports of severe pussy whippage is true I see, did you hear, I'm betrothed to the bastard of the lord that banished you, lucky me.
>>71621997
>How strange.
I didn't even know or see uncut dick till I was an adult browsing the internet. Prior to that I believed everyone's dick had brown rings around them.
>>71622013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzlK0OGpIRs
>>71621875
Nigger BTFO
>>71621970
a newborn died where i live last year after a botched circumcision. the dr talked them into it and the baby bled out.
>>71622009
well, she is coming.
>>71622027
>With Pope Francis dead?
Another High Sparrow will replace him. He simply started a movement, like Martin Luther. Did Protestantism did with Martin Luther?
>>71622032
>"uncut" porn
>it's a phimosis dick
>>71622058
*die with Martin Luther
>>71622009
>The Faith of the Seven is still the most powerful force in Westeros.
I'm pretty sure barrels and barrels of wildfire is more powerful.
>>71622020
>Also, stop being a huge bitch.
I'll try.
>>71622009
ftfy tbhfam
>>71622042
>>71622032
This is really fucking weird. Why does this happen.
>>71622077
>I'm pretty sure barrels and barrels of wildfire is more powerful.
How can you kill a religion with barrels of wildfire faggot?
The Faith will simply declare a intifada against the heretic Cersei in the name of Queen Dany.
>>71622040
im white
but anyway time for bed where ill be dreaming of a better life w/ an uncut dick where grills love me :^(
>>71622058
All the major fanatics are gone. If anything a new moderate high sparrow is chosen and several of the fanatic cells will split off across Westeros become of this. These will either die out or form some sort of IS caliphate.
But then again, nothing in this show makes sense so who knows what will happen.
>>71622093
white and nigger parents is my guess. I'm spic and none of my relatives have ever been circumcised. My guess is because circumcisions cost extra in delivery rooms and poor wetbags can't afford it.
Can we all agree that Emilia is VERY cute?
>>71622104
good night brad
I ship Tormund and Brienne, I want them to marry and have big strong kids
>>71622106
>All the major fanatics are gone
Citation needed.
Do you really think all of the Sparrows in King's Landing just magically all disappeared after High Sparrow's death?
This is some Dnd tier logic.
>>71622058
It would definitely have died if the German princes of the Holy Roman Empire purged any followers of Lutheranism and promoted Catholicism.
However lucky for Luther he had nobleman allies who turned their whole realms protestant so they could steal Church lands and possessions.
Lannisters are going to purge the entire Sparrow movement, it's going to die out literally.
>>71622115
yeah i'm white and when my friend was pregnant literally everyone but me was pressuring her to get him circumcised when he was born because they all think uncut dicks are nasty. it's childish.
>>71620953
Toph Bei Fong >>> Arya
>>71622116
she is BEYOND cute
>>71622102
The faith may still exist, but only the sparrow had that level of power, and he only got it because Cersei gave it to him in the first place.
The faith had existed all that time without them gaining that much power and support from the people against the king for centuries.
The prior septs were content in their status, they'll all probably go back to it. I mean all of Sparrow's men are dead. The only people who followed him did it because they already had discontent for the throne and wanted to see it get punished.
Plus the ultimate answer is wildfire, more and more wildfire. Burn them all.
>>71622093
Supposedly its cleaner. If you don't clean your foreskin regularly the dick-cheese can cake on so thick your dick can start to inflame. Or your skin can't retract fully back, etc etc.
This can all be avoided by washing with water. But in America they decided people were too stupid for that and thus cut it off for 70% of the newborns.
Come to think of it, its probably for the best.
>>71622156
AWWWWWW. She's just adorable.
>>71622166
>and he only got it because Cersei gave it to him in the first place.
Cersei won't be Queen for more than a week.
Dany will come in and reinstitute the High Sparrow and BTFO Cersei.
>>71622136
>I ship
Back to Dumblr/Plebbit
>>71622138
Just imagine the Vatican getting nuked. Of course not all the fanatics are gone, but the head of the serpent is definitely cut off.
>>71622156
She's also quirky
someone post that pic of stannis with scary looking eyes. thanks
>>71622156
>>71622210
F A T
A R M S
>>71622199
>Just imagine the Vatican getting nuked.
Tell that to the US generals bombing the middle east faggot if religious people will give up if you kill their leaders.
>>71622195
ok fine, I should not have said I ship.
Instead I'm going to say that I want them to fuck and have kids who will be the biggest and best warriors the worlds have ever seen.
>>71622210
that's why i love her.
>>71622216
Just need to keep nuking them until you burn them all. BURN THEM ALL!
>>71622214
best arms in the world
>>71622115
>I'm spic and none of my relatives have ever been circumcised. My guess is because circumcisions cost extra in delivery rooms and poor wetbags can't afford it.
44% of US Hispanics are cut. The older generations living in the US are cut because they are Americanized.
>>71621449
oh right
knockoff weeb shit*
>>71622199
That's a really bad example. If the Vatican got nuked you'd have all the Catholics across the world rising up, and you'd have cardinals spread across the world ready to elect a new pope, which would naturally be even more hostile towards whoever bombed it. And with Tommen committing suicide every single person would think Cersei instigated a coup and therefore was behind the bombing as well, because a boy king displeasing his mother right before falling out a window is shady as hell.
>>71622216
The USA never killed any religious leaders did they?
>>71622276
if you have a chubby fetish
>>71621022
You're grasping a lot.
so im currently mid season 3
will it get better or worse from now on ?
and why are the books so much better ?
Why hasn't Gendry returned to marry Ayra yet?
>>71621544
It does have all the propreties of Valyrian steel though. But admittedly it's not.
I don't understand why they didn't show Dawn properly in the show. They could've just done a shot of him unsheathing Dawn, it didn't have to take more than like five seconds.
Instead we get Mr. Dual Wielding Helicopter Man.
>>71622404
According to /tv/ and /lit/ the show is shit, the writing is shit, the acting is shit and everything about it is shit.
So obviously watch it all the way to the end of season six and shit post GoT threads until the new season is out.
>>71622138
>This is some Dnd tier logic.
yeah pretty much but thats why it's true
>>71622404
>will it get better or worse from now on ?
Everything past the Red Wedding is the D&D show.
>>71622412
He is learning to be a great warrior in Yi Ti.
>>71622426
HOUSE D&D
WE DO NOT CARE
>>71622427
d&d ?
>>71622412
How about you marry Arya
>>71622447
>d&d ?
>>71622450
>How about you marry Arya
I'm gay.
>>71622404
Season 4 is still pretty good, after that it goes downhill though.
The books are not better. The first 3 seasons are better than the books, definitely. GRRM crafted an interesting world but he's not a great writer. He reuses a lot of stupid phrases ('like nipples on a breastplate'), he's often shit at thinking up names for things ('Killin' Pain', 'The Rainbow Guard'), etc.
I read all of them and the books really get stale towards the end.
>>71621307
Was Aerys married to Rhaella? I know all the Targaryens were inbreeders but were they officially married?
>>71622496
Yes. The church hated them for that
>>71622496
of course they were. if not, all the children would be bastards.
>>71622447
Dollars and Dough
>>71622496
Yes, and they were Queens
>>71622477
>season 1 to 3 are better than the books
shit taste
pls kys
>>71622510
>Yes. The church hated them for that
Didn't the Targs make an exception for themselves in the Faith of the Seven.
>>71622477
>like nipples on a breastplate
What
>>71622404
in case you're one of the few people left on earth that haven't watched it yet
it gets better every season. season finale was of s6 was the pinnacle of television and the reason so many people here are saying it's shit is because it's the ultimate contrarian position. it's like saying water is bad for you
>>71622542
I don't know. But i'm pretty sure in the books they talk about the church being happy with Baratheons because they don't practice incest.
>>71622568
It's a phrase GRRM uses often in the books. It means "useless".
>>71622582
>But i'm pretty sure in the books they talk about the church being happy with Baratheons because they don't practice incest.
Is Dany pro incest? Is Dany pro Faith of the Seven? Faith got to turn to someone other than Cersei. Can't be Euron either.
>>71622571
this
>>71622604
The spread of the Faith started in the Vale, and it will find its champion there.
>>71622632
shut up tiny finger
>>71622632
Yeah! Sweetrobin!
>>71622477
>like nipples on a breastplate
That phrase originated in AFfC. If you're gonna be a wiki-lurker, don't at least talk shit about stuff you have zero idea about.
Stuff like Ros the super morale whore, Stannis being a fire-ISIS rebel, Renly birthing ponies to prove he's gay make the show much harder to go through.
>>71621653
>implying an uncut dick isn't almost identical to a cut when skin is pulled back
>>71622604
dany is pro-incest. she wanted to marry aegon, his dead nephew.
>>71622665
Shhh, don't shatter his ideas formed from watching porn with phimosis dicks.
>>71622674
>dany is pro-incest. she wanted to marry aegon, his dead nephew.
Book dany or show dany?
>>71622700
Neither.
>>71622700
book. there is no aegon in the show.
Who thought "Hold the door" was a good idea? What the fuck were they thinking?
>>71622774
>Who thought "Hold the door" was a good idea?
George
>>71622774
grrm thought of it.
>>71622774
It is a pretty good idea, doubt the books could do better.
>>71622774
>>71622782
>>71622783
It might actually work better in book format. It seems like just the thing that'd be a decently tragic chapter in the book, but which D&D just made another shocking twist out of that ultimately didn't work because of the randomness of the door being there and Meera running off into the darkness and the jihadi tree-person.
How will HODOR translate in different languages?
>>71622674
It was a hypothetical scenario. She was at best, okay with marrying Viserys as it was tradition.
Jon Snow - Mix of Old Gods and Faith of the Seven
Robin Arryn - Faith of the Seven
Cersei Lannister - Atheist
Euron Greyjoy - Drowned God
Yara Greyjoy - Drowned God
Stevron Frey - Faith of the seven
Ellaria Sand - Faith of the seven
Olenna Tyrell - Faith of the seven
Daenerys Targaryen - Mix of the Faith of the seven (taught by her brother) and the Great Stallion
Am I correct /got/?
>>71622905
>No
Explain?
>>71622888
Jon resembles the North the most- he doesn't worship the Seven at all like Ned. Which sorta worried Catelyn as he seemed more pureblood than her own children.
>>71622884
http://movies.stackexchange.com/questions/53408/how-was-hodor-adapted-in-other-languages
They had to fudge it a lot
>Glad to see your face
>>71622656
I read the books dude. It's a phrase I remember GRRM using often. Might have been in the later books but it still repeats itself too often for comfort.
>>71622888
From the way things are going I wouldn't be surprised if Dany starts her own religion based around dragons and her as the deity. People already worship her like one.
>>71622927
>Jon resembles the North the most- he doesn't worship the Seven at all like Ned.
Citation needed.
>>71621133
Is that Danaerys
>>71622927
Poor Ned
From ashara to sad cunt
>>71622942
Name a single time Jon prayed to the Seven or practiced that religion in any sense
>>71622949
>Is that Danaerys
Yes isn't she pretty?
>>71622942
Well, Jon specifically went to the Weirwood tree beyond the Wall to say his vows for the Nights Watch
>>71622937
>tfw will never get Cersei voraciously raping Sept Unella scene
>>71622962
>Name a single time Jon prayed to the Seven or practiced that religion in any sense
My mother was a Lutheran and father a Catholic m8 and they raised us in both faiths.
>>71622888
Jon doesn't worship the Seven
Euron is a blasphemer of all religions
Most of the rest are just guesses, really. Who knows what Stevron Frey believes? Or cares, for that matter
>>71622969
>Well, Jon specifically went to the Weirwood tree beyond the Wall to say his vows for the Nights Watch
Doesn't technically mean he wasn't brought up in the Seven like his brothers.
>>71622994
Jon did not have a mother, retard. Cat couldn't even disguise her disgust of him. Of course he never embraced her faith.
>>71623001
>Euron is a blasphemer of all religions
He was baptized in the Drowned god you fucking heretic.
>Or cares, for that matter
Religion is super important in old times anon. They start wars over this shit.
>>71622940
>it still repeats itself too often for comfort.
It's used 5 times in total through all of asoiaf
>>71622994
Jon didn't have a mother figure- he only had a father figure who worshipped the old gods, and Jon took after that practice.
>>71622994
Catelyn hated Jon, she wasn't his mother, and she certainly wasn't teaching him his catechism. Jon is frequently shown to worship the Old Gods, and never once has he indicated even slightly that he follows the Seven
>>71623013
>Jon did not have a mother, retard.
Adopted mother, whatever. They still would have raised him in the Faith of the seven, didn't want him to burn in hell forever not believing in the true faith.
>>71623041
Catelyn probably did want Jon to burn in hell forever
>>71623033
>Catelyn hated Jon,
But wasn't Jon still a stark dou? Why did she hate him so much?
>>71623050
>Catelyn probably did want Jon to burn in hell forever
What a lovely family.
>>71623054
She was proof of Ned's infidelity (at least as far as she knew), he looked and acted more like Ned than her own children did, and his very existence posed a threat to the wellbeing of her children and grandchildren.
>>71623033
Hate is a bit of a strong word in this case. Ned had dinner with his entire family in the same table, including Cat and Jon except when other Lords were present. Contempt would better describe it. She states she tried to act like a mother to him as well, but just couldn't for a variety of reasons.
>>71622848
>doubt
you meant though
>>71623054
Because she thought that Jon was the result of her husband being unfaithful to her while he went to go fight a war with his best buddy.
I haven't read the books, but I don't know why Ned didn't tell Cat the truth.
>>71623041
Catelyn didn't give a shit about Jon burning in seven hells, or at least not enough to make sure he adopted her faith, and his father and uncle, the adults he actually looked up to, prayed to the Old Gods, not the Seven.
Jon has never exhibited any sign of worshipping the Seven, or even having a childhood's faith in it. He's all Old Gods. Except perhaps for a few swearwords like "Seven Hells".
>>71623070
Because you never trust Tullys
>>71623066
>She was proof of Ned's infidelity (
Roose didn't hate Ramsay.
>>71622973
Unella was raped Cersei,everybody knows
>>71623090
Tell the truth: are you just pretending for (you)'s, or are you really this stupid?
>>71623090
It's almost like people aren't all the same
>>71623090
What? Ramsey was a result of Roose's own infidelity, not that of a beloved spouse. Also, he did hate Ramsay, that kinslaying douche.
>>71623090
Roose wanted to throw Ramsay into a well and drown him.
>>71623090
Roose isn't Cat
it's almost like different people have different reactions and feelings about situations
>Catelyn was using her puppet Robb to convert everyone in the north to the faith of the seven
>that's why Robb married that one bitch in a faith of the seven wedding
NEVER TRUST A TULLY
>>71623116
>Roose wanted to throw Ramsay into a well and drown him.
And granted him the title of Bolton, and even before he died said he was his first born. He loved his son.
>>71623141
>showfags
Roose knew that House Bolton would die out if he didn't embrace Ramsay. He loved House Bolton.
>>71623063
Cat is a fucking cunt, the books and show both make this obvious.
-Irrational hate of Jon because he had the audacity of being born.
-Captures and wants to execute Tyrion despite the fact that she had no proof he did anything wrong, which is even pointed out to her (what kind of retard gives an assassin their own Valyrian steel dagger)
-Frees Jaime, starting a chain reaction that causes people to lose faith in Robb. She could've just asked Robb to post twenty or so extra guards at Jaime's cell if she didn't want him to get killed.
Seriously she basically ruined everything for everyone because she was dumb, angry and spiteful.
NEW THREAD
>>71623232
>>71623232
>>71623232
>>71623232
>this War of the Five Queens meme
who?
Dany, Cersei, Ellaria, Olenna. That's four.
>>71623116
That was before he knew Ramsay was his. I watched the episode yesterday, from the way I understood it she first thought the woman he raped was just coming to him with some random kid in the hopes of getting some free cash.
>>71623228
Never trust a fish bitch
>>71623261
Yara
>>71623261
Asha/Yara.
She fulfills more of a role than Balon did in the War of The Five Kings.
>>71622942
Did I miss something? I thought the Starks along with most of the North didn't worship the seven, but the old gods.
>>71620985
Olly
>>71621446
t. Noseberg Shekelstein
>>71622477
Terrible opinions of a wifi fag
>>71621307
Trags did that all the time.
Its not even illegal. Just frowned upon.
