>>71575469
First for best moment in 6 years being Cers 9/11ing a church
We don't wanna go to war today
But the Lord of the Light says: "nay, nay, nay!"
We're gonna march all day, all day, all day!
Where there's a whip there's a way!
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Where there's a whip, there's a way!
Left, right, left, right
The crack on the back says we're gonna fight
We're gonna march all day and night and more
For we are the slaves of the Dark Lord Stannis
>>71580271
why is /got/ so dead tonight?
>>71580279
bretty gud 7.5/10
>>71580302
It's night time, on a Saturday, during offseason and almost a week after the episode, so a lot of people went to sleep and some just don't feel like posting
so jon is gay? or is he going to pork danyayany
>>71580279
Nice
varys and tyrion are like a sassy r2d2 and c3po
>>71580250
season 4? I thought he lost his hand by then?
>>71580350
He's gonna pork Sansa to be honest.
Get back at his mother by fucking the Tully out of Sansa
>>71580388
That's his left, and yeah, he lost it in s3.
>Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence, clad in a suit of black scale armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easily as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold, and gleamed and shimmered when they moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal, whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols folded into the steel.
>Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel. In all the Seven Kingdoms, no man owned a suit of Valyrian steel. Such things had been known 400 years ago, in the days before the Doom, but even then, they would’ve cost a kingdom.
>Euron did not lie. He has been to Valyria. No wonder he was mad.
How will anyone stop him?
>>71580398
yeah so if he lost his left hand in s3 why does he still have it?
>>71580445
>71580445
>>71580445
he lost his right hand you stupid cunt
these threads have gone to shit and i feel at least partly responsible for it since a large part of the dive in quality is because of people impersonating me
sorry everyone
>>71580362
The show loves to make those male duo.
Bronn and tyrion
Bronn and Jaime
Jorah and Daario
Tyrion and Varys
I don't get why the people love them though, they have all the same dynamic repeated ad nauseam
so what will you guys be doing with your free hour tonight when you usually watch GoT
>>71580445
I was saying the fleshy hand in the picture is his left. The gold hand is hanging at his side.
>>71580478
watch pokemon 2 bh
>>71580478
Read the books
>>71580478
Been rewatching some of my favorite shows like Fringe, ATLA and Scrubs
>>71580443
So is Aeron finally going to shut up about his brother raping him
Is there really anything worthy to discuss though?
>>71580478
Read Dragon Ball because it's better written than GRRM's drivel.
![[D-Anime] Orange - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.33_[2016.07.03_00.44.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7Mxjeg1.jpg "[D-Anime] Orange - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.33_[2016.07.03_00.44.19].jpg")
>>71580478
>not hanging out with your family on 4th of july weekend
either that or anime
thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL7RWUva7ak
>>71580456
how did he lose it? he forgot where it is?
Why is gurm wurm going to a con again?
Does it mean TWoW is close to finishing!?!?!?
>>71580526
But how will you know how edgy Euron is if George doesn't keep reminding you?
Are you suggesting Euron drink baby's blood mixed with essence of nightshade and remark on it every time we see him?
>>71580608
Confirmed.
The mods promise me this thread would be banned ;_;
>>71580443
In the show?
Dany's dragons are going to roast him and le ebin female powah Yara is going to rule the Iron Isles.
>>71580620
GRRM is not actually a great writer. He made an interesting world but his writing skills are subpar.
He literally called the 'royal executioner' characcter 'Killin' Pain' and named the only gay king's personal guard the 'Rainbow Guard'.
>>71580625
FAKE
2/10 for making me waste my time look through his blog
>>71580457
Fuck off with your tripcode, and kill yourself
>>71580625
fake and gay
>>71580457
Yeah, people accurately impersonating you would indeed lead the threads to be shittier.
>>71580625
10/10 kekked heartily
even made me check
What was the doom that befell Valyria? A meteor strike? Or was it from digging to deep?
Victarion said in the book;
>a wall of water 300 feet high had descended on Velos drowning hundreds of thousands of man, women, and children, leaving none to tell the tale but some fisherfolk who had been at sea and a handful of Velosi spearmen posted in a stout stone tower on the island's highest hill, who had seen the hills and valleys beneath them turn into a raging sea
So probably a meteor strike caused the tsunami. But why does the sea and land still smoke after 200 years? Radiation? So maybe nuke then. Maybe they tried to build a reactor. They had a civilization for 5000 years so they were probably pretty advanced.
>"Save me a Big MAC! And save me some burnt ends!!!"
What did GRRM mean by this?
>>71580714
Go to bed preston
>>71580714
underground volcanos
>>71580714
>So maybe nuke then. Maybe they tried to build a reactor. They had a civilization for 5000 years so they were probably pretty advanced.
This doesn't really make sense since aegon escaped from valyria with swords. If they were that advanced why didn't he took valyrian bullets or something like that
>>71580714
Tywin's brother sailed there to get back the Lannister house sword that was lost in the explosion. He was all three Lannister kids favorite uncle, though he's never mentioned in the show.
is cenk EVER wrong? so fucking based XD
https://youtu.be/VFs1UC-NKJk?t=39
>>71580811
Well he took five dragons with him, guess he figured that's all he needed.
>>71580714
They made a sword so sharp it split the atom
>literally part of the elder scrolls retarded history
>>71580714
Nuclear reactor meltdown.
>>71580471
Jorah and Daario was some good shit
they carried the first half hard
>he is the aryan wolf
I had no idea northerners were so savagely racist
does lady mormont verbally berate and dehumanize rum addicted summer islanders and greasy cunt haired bravosis and stinky degenerate dornishmen on bear island in the same way that the boltons were still doing their flaying during peacetime and wartime even when commanded not to anymore?
>>71580714
Shut the fuck up Preston.
>>71580811
He was poor
>>71580827
>Cenk "One of the best things I've ever seen. As good as any great movie I've ever seen."
Stopped it there. I liked it but come on, Jesus.
>>71580526
he didn't rape him, he beat him
>>71580885
have you read the new Winds of Winter chapter?
>>71580839
The disaster in the elder scrolls was caused by CHIM.
Hmm maybe the Doom was CHIM too, an interesting theory.
>>71580885
he murdered her
>>71580827
get that shit outta here
>>71580250
when is /film/ opening again? really looking forward to leaving this cesspool behind and finally getting to discuss true cinema. GoT, capeshit and all the /pol/ crap are really starting to wear me down guys. this is literally bottom of the barrel, lowest common denominator plebbit shit
>Wildfire just laying around in an open catacomb that anyone can wonder into in a big city
>No one ever found them
Great writing
>>71580885
He raped him when they were children, just like Joff raped Tommen.
>>71580931
>(((You)))
>>71580938
Gucking inbred lanishit
>>71580931
ummm GoT is a modern day classic. you are the real pleb, faggot
>>71580932
in the books a high septon found it and removed it.
>>71580714
>dig too deep
>fuck around down there with magic and shit
>cause huge earthquake
>quake causes tsunami
>some other magic bullshit
Mystery solved
post your top 5
>>71580977
it's a saturday morning cartoon with a big HBO budget don't get it twisted
>>71580994
top 5 what?
>>71581040
top 5 top 5s
>>71581054
here's my 5
>>71580478
Play ZTD
So the consensus is that everything is GuRRM's fault right? I mean D&D need to negotiate with actors every year so they're running out of time. GRRuM just sits on his fat ass """""blogging""""
>>71580994
top 5 best/worst ep this season?
worst:
ep1
ep8
ep2
ep3
ep4
best:
ep7
ep9
ep10
ep6
ep5
but I'll admit I don't really remember what happened from ep 2 to ep 7 precisely each episode
>tfw no tactical battle with jon vs ramsay and intelligent use of wun wun and proper strategy and THEN when the battle starts to organically look bleak for jon because ramsay was still using scumbag arrow friendly fire spam that's when you have knights of the vale showup. I guess they could have made it seem like littlefinger wasn't sure if he could rally the lords or maybe have him be unsure if he's willing to join the battle because he's always scheming for something right?
instead they sacrificed rational character motivation in favor of cinematic tropes just to have a linear 3 act yet extremely entertaining television to appeal to plebeian sensibilities. but by doing that they made their characters look super retarded like sansa keeping all of that shit secret for no fucking reason whatsoever since she was already supposed to have matured by now because le game of thrones master now
Still can't believe Volantis and the Long Bridge is a thing. A city separated by a river, and they decide to completely plug up one of their biggest, most durable bridges by building a slum atop it, ensuring that absolutely nothing can be reliably transported over it. Even more hilarious when the scene pans out to reveal open land on either side of the bridge. Nope, gotta pack another little slum shack on the bridge.
>>71581104
Mostly George, but I have to blame fans too cause everything has to be dumbed down and made easy for them, and Dan.
Dan seems like the stupidest of D&D and a lot of his interviews and insights show he's pretty retarded. David seems pretty cool though.
>>71581104
>I mean D&D need to negotiate with actors every year so they're running out of time
That's not what happened, they didn't run out of time, they ran out of story.
He promised them all the way through the first few seasons he would have the next book out, just like he promised the bookfags.
They believed him, and when it finally sunk in that fat man was not writing shit there was a big panic. In the end he gave them a very rough draft for the events left in the story and they just went with it. I don't think they did a bad job all things considered. I mean at least we got an ending. Even IF WoW ever comes out, and thats a big IF, the next two (yes he said two now) will NEVER be finished, not if he lived another twenty years. So at least we get some closure on the story.
>>71581158
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again!
>>71581158
There he is.
There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again!
Some of the other feminism stuff I'm okay with, it doesn't really make the show worse. But this could just as easily have been Doran talking to Olenna, and the whole season would have been better for it. The writers willfully butchered Dorne for gurl power points.
>>71581104
We usually talk about D&D like they think and make the same things, but really, if you ever watched the commentaries, you can see that there's an abyss between Benioff and Weiss.
Benioff has a general understanding of the themes and the characters, Weiss always comes out as a massive moron taking at face value everything that happens in the previous episode.
I believe that the decline in quality is not entirely on them, though. Not only they ran out of source material, but the success of the show attracted highest budgets and with this more pressure from the producers.
>>71581165
just like paris used to be
>>71581184
Not necessarily. He's probably taking so long to write them because of all the corners he's written himself into. If he can work most of them out sooner rather than later (admittedly that's a big if) the rest of the story might not take nearly as long.
I'm in denial, aren't I?
>>71581208
I just don't get it. The story would have been fine had Doran locked up the Sneks for killing Myrcella, and then joined Daeny. Lannisters wouldn't need revenge because the perpetrators are already locked up. But in doing what the show did they made the story make no sense. Why doesn't Cersei care that the now queen of Dorne killed her daughter? It's hardly even mentioned, and yet for some reason it's really important to march on Riverrun.
>>71581245
It's literally a fucking mega structure in the GoT universe, and they completely disregard it so GRRM could have a crowded market scene
Look at this shit, imagine trying to squeeze a bunch of carts full of supplies through this crap.
>>71581208
Would he though?
Cause if they hadn't killed him and Trystane after killing Myrcella, Trystane might be a hostage right now in King's Landing. Doubt he'd go to a trial concerning people who aren't even his family.
He has no dog in this fight. Kevan has Lancel who he's concerned with, Mace had Loras to be there for. Trystane can't just be killed off cause hostage or torture is better even if Cersei would want some revenge on Dorne for Myrcella.
>>71580471
yeah, it gets kind of obnoxious
it's like there should be a laugh track after each of their bro-comedy one liners
Okay, so the Northern Lords all thought Bran and Rickon were killed by Theon, right? But after the Bastardbowl, they obviously know Rickon wasn't actually killed in the sack of Winterfell. Why is it that nobody questioned Bran's whereabouts after Rickon resurfaced?
>>71581289
They ran out of shit to do with jamie so had to go back to the book material but waited so long his arc is pointless with none of the book character growth
>>71581299
Why would it matter?
even if Jon tells them he know he went somewhere Beyond the Wall years ago, there's no point in sending a search party that would think they have to look literally anywhere and everywhere to try and find him, including among the wight army.
>>71581293
Trystane's in the sept when it's blown up. Problem solved.
>>71581293
He could exchange the sneks for trystane
>>71581299
>why does plot contrivance exist in poorly written show?
>>71581259
>I'm in denial, aren't I?
Yes brother, we all go through it.
This will help you come to terms with it;
>The first three books took him about two years each to write
>The fourth book took him FIVE years
>The fifth book took him SIX years
>He's been working on the sixth book for FIVE years and the most he's ever admitted public ally to having done is 200 pages
>He does nothing but attend cons, blog about the jets, eat lemon-cakes and pizzas
>Even IF he finished Winds of Winter, which in the most positive outlook would be years from now, he has said he needs two more books after that to wrap up the series
It's an impossibility. Accept it in your heart. And be freed.
daily reminder that this is what jon snow's happy trail looks like
>>71581334
I know. And that would have been fine if Doran locked the sand sluts away. It would make sense. But they intentionally ruined the story for girl power shit. I don't know how anyone can take this show seriously anymore.
Is Kelly C going to rape Cersei?
>>71581338
But why would he be plot wise?
>>71581349
Would they though? Lannisters seem to value their own a lot, murder of a princess and only killing 4 people when they were forgiven by Doran for attempting a kidnapping in the first place, means Doran's also a shit and needs to get punished
>>71581426
Her army will
>>71581410
Don't forget he took a bunch of time to create and open the house of eternal return at meow wolf
>>71581431
Well he's a king. You usually want to treat justly your powerful vassals.
>>71581457
I don´t give a fuck about her shitty army
>>71581137
/got/'s favourite and least liked 5's.
why can't the show create another villain as good as Stannis?
Why does leddit unanimously think that Bran is 13? Where the fuck are they getting their information the time line of the show?
>>71581431
>show Duran is just some guy in a chair
>book Duran is one of the sneakers scheming fuckers in all if westeros implicit in several plots and his brother was just a distraction to keep attention drawn away while he plays the peaceful fatman
>>71581496
why dont you go back and ask them?
>>71581165
>>71581292
It makes even less sense when you consider that GRRM describes Volantis as rather than being crowded, so depopulated large sections of the city have been abandoned and have collapsed.
>>71581496
The books, not as much time has passed in the books while at least once a season they have to mention that several years have passed because the kids keep growing
>>71581457
danys tits look huge in this
>>71581496
Timeline of the show is like 5 years from what people have gathered, instead of the 2 in the books. Mainly necessary due to characters aging. Bran was 10 in season one so he's probably about 15 now, whereas in the show he's gone from eight to ten (technically still nine in the last ADWD chapter iirc)
>>71581488
Oh god the pleb is real
>>71580994
1.CIA
2.Jaime
3.Cersei
4.Melly
5.Meera
Guys, where will got go if it gets banned from /tv?
>>71581457
How long until they fug?
>>71581496
Because reddit is unironically retarded. One person probably said Bran was 13, got a fuckload of internet points, and now everyone on reddit assumes they must be correct because someone with that many internet points couldn't possibly be wrong.
>>71581581
What would you change?
>>71581410
>>The fourth book took him FIVE years
>>The fifth book took him SIX years
I should mention, since these two were split in half and some of the characters only had episodes in the second book that means that those of us who were waiting had to wait ELEVEN FUCKING YEARS for a new episode for half the characters.
>Hodor = Hold Door
>Doran = Dorne Man
>Melisandre = Smelly Elder
>Ilyn Payne = Killin' Pain
>Arya = I Are Ya
>Jaime = J'Aime (to his sister)
>Tywin = I Win
BRAVO GURM
>>71580994
Brienne
Unella
Margaery
Olenna
Lady Mormont
>>71581410
>he has said he needs two more books after that to wrap up the series
When did he say this?
>>71581633
Shit taste:the post
>>71581581
The votes are this high because autists rigg those polls
>>71581631
Olenna = Old Emma
>>71580994
Bronn
Tyrion
Varys
Arya
Marjaery
MELON KING
>>71581651
Love is blind, anon.
>>71580994
1 CIA
2.Cersei
3 Tywin
4.Melly
5 Mad King
>>71580994
>le witty imp
>le child wizard
>le lonely secret hero
>le beautiful princess vs le mad princess
>le mischievous pope
>>71581580
The first three books each represent a single year, and the last two are split in half, meaning it's been about 4 years total. According to HBO, 1 season equals 1 year. Bran should be on the cusp of 17 by now.
>>71581645
His editor said it two years ago, that it might take eight;
>http://nerdist.com/a-song-of-ice-and-fire-might-be-8-books-because-george-r-r-martin/
>I begin to wonder—though 7 is what we currently have under contract. I remember when he called me, years and years back, to confess that his little trilogy was…well…no longer a trilogy. He predicted four books. I said Seven Books for Seven Kingdoms. Then he said five books. I said Seven Books for Seven Kingdoms. Then he went to six. I said… Well, you get it. Finally, we were on the same page. Seven Books for Seven Kingdoms. Good. Only, as I recently learned while editing THE WORLD OF ICE AND FIRE (another awesome thing you must buy when it comes out!), there are really technically eight kingdoms, all having to do with who has annexed what when Aegon the Conqueror landed in Westeros. So, maybe eight books for Seven Kingdoms would be okay.
>>71581208
Classic example of modern writers confusing 'being a bitch' with 'being strong and independent'
>>71580994
1. Missandei
2. The Hound
3. Roose
4. Ros
5.Emilia, the cute
>>71580994
Bran
Bran
Bran
Bran
Bran
>>71580663
In the books he has a horn that is suppose to control dragons. What then?
>>71581866
>suppose to
That is the wording explains everything.
>>71580478
I'm actually rewatching GoT right from season 1. On episode 7 so far. Easy to watch as season 1 is entertaining.
I'm going to try and not skip past anything but it's going to be hard to do that in the later seasons.
>>71581830Thiccleesi is best Leesi
>>71581728
>le lonely secret hero
Sweetrobin?
Jaime?
Waif?
never forget, 6 millions sparrows died in the sept that day
>>71581916
thicc or not, her face is impeccable.
>>71581410
If the tv show is about at where the books are now, you would think one more book would be enough, unless he wants to make more stories about the next generation or some shit
>>71582000
until she has to emote
>>71582082
that's still good for me.
seriously though what do you think happens as far as procedures and what robb and jon had/have to say after everyone has calmed down/gotten tired of shouting THE KING IN THE NORTH. does jon "I don't know what to say. you honor me my lords" or what? I feel like robb would have been more confident and be like "I shall be a just a king" or some shit.
is tormund like "you focking kneelers"?
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/18XQfOs.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
How is their mascot a lion when there are no lions on Westeros?
>>71582055
the show passed the books two years ago. Brienne fighting the Hound was in season four, that hasn't even happened in the books yet if it ever does.
>>71582194
There were lions in the Westerlands before the Lannisters hunted them to extinction.
>>71582000
Without smiling and a lot of professional attention, yes.
>>71582188
>is tormund like "you focking kneelers"?
If you rewatch the scene during the entire Bearloli speech where everyone is completely spellbound Tormund is munching on a chicken not even paying attention or even caring what she's saying.
>>71582194
same thing as britcucks. they have no cool animals in their shit country so they had to steal from africa lmao unlike badass patrician AMERICAN BALD EAGLE FOR AMERICA
4TH OF JULY SOON, MY FELLOW COUNTRYMAN
IS IT INDEED A GOOD TIME TO BE ALIVE IS IT NOT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
>>71582246
I doubt Wildlings have any kind of ceremony when they name "Kings". He probably got bored somewhere around "I don't care if he's a bastard".
>>71582194
A lot of european countries used lions.
It's not about making sense, but rather about the qualities of the animal itself.
>>71582242
that's still fine.
>deez emiliabros
my niggas
>>71582213
The show has diverged so much that there really isn't a single point when it passed the books. For example Sam's show story has just barely caught up with his book story. And Hound vs Brienne could never have happened in the books anyway.
We've seen that at least R'hllor and the Old Gods can perform miracles/magic. We've never seen the Seven interfere in the corporeal world though. Which gods are real? All? None? Do they compete for influence, followers and material goals like the Warhammer gods? Will we ever find out?
What did D&D mean when they made Jon say there was nothing after death? I thought their self-inserted Jewish atheism was an interesting contrast to Gandalf's monologue on the afterlife in the LotR, considering Tolkien's Catholicism.
Why has there been a sudden increase in emiliaposting these past few days? Where the fuck did the two of you come from?
>>71582403
our queen wanted us here.
>>71582378
dude magic lmao
That's as far as we'll ever know.
>>71582403
Stannis died on the show, so they think they're welcome now.
>>71582246
>Munching chicken
>Not paying attention
Rewatched because that would've been epic. He is indeed munching chicken, but he's paying attention. It would have been so badass if he was just in a corner, eating away and not giving a fuck.
>>71582295
>>71582328
>>71582112
>>71582082
>dat mouf
I want access to that 24/7
>>71582440
Stannisfags still BTFO.
>>71582403
Way more than two of us. For me, it was when I saw her with white hair, and not that fake ass wig.
http://imgur.com/a/AXsB9
Mind=Blown
>>71582403
ive always been here but lately realized these threads lack dany love
>>71582481
amen brother.
>>71582498
It means nothing, just like everything else
>>71582498
I dont get it
>>71581426
With her dragon dildo.
>>71582378
>Which gods are real? All? None?
Only the gods of Manichean religions are real, it's all two deities filtred through different cutural prims, ie Lord of Light vs Great Other, Storm God vs Drowned God, a few of the others from Essos might be real too.
Old Gods are CotF in the weirwoods.
Seven is just ascetic bullshit.
>What did D&D mean when they made Jon say there was nothing after death?
Could be that Jon wasn't truly dead/wasn't allowed to pass to the afterlife, because R'hllor wasn't done with him yet. There probably is some kind of heaven & hell similar to most real world Manichean religions.
>>71582403
Can't speak for anyone else, but myself I've realized that Emilia is pretty cute, then I've watched some of ther interviews and she also seems pretty nice. I like her now. and I think we need to make up for all those Fat Khaleesi memes of the past by posting this cutie.
Just click on the fucking picture of Bran I just posted, tell me that Jon is King and bla bla fuck what am I doing with my life?
>>71580827
>based
Nigger
>>71580827
Did he say Bran is the rightful King in the North and Lord of Winterfell? Because that is the only thing that is true.
>>71582654
Branposter having a crisis? About fucking time.
>>71580827
Why the frigg are the young turks reviewing game of thrones
>>71582643
yeah she seems super nice and has a bubbly modest down to earth personality, shes so cute out of character
would have targ babies with/10
jonautists getting more defensive by the day as they realize:
>jon is a shit commander
>littlefinger is the only reason hes still alive
>both sansafags and branfags are right that his crowning was idiotic fanservice that made no sense on any level
>his "claim" to the iron throne means jack shit when danaerys' army could blow him the fuck out instantly
>he didnt avenge the red wedding
>dany fits the description of azor ahai/tptwp far better than he ever will
>hes not special or unique for being resurrected and it was literally nothing but a plot device to get him out of the nights watch
>hes not special for killing a white walker, literally a fat kid and a scrawny girl did the same with a fraction of the effort
>>71582688
No, he said basically the opposite of that.
>>71582695
Nope. S'all good.
>>71582507
All of my THIS.
>>71582706
>>71582806
my niggers
>>71582194
Because Westeros is actually hell
When did you guys realize Chris and Cassie were in GoT?
>>71582834
Is it really necessary to use racial slurs? Its fucking 2016, faggot.
>>71582872
>>71582872
literally who?
>>71582898
is that podrick?
>>71582706
Exactly. Meanwhile, Daenerys is complete shit. Everything good about Emilia is lost on Daenerys. Her hair, her humour, her cheerfulness, her expressive face and eyebrows...
She keeps getting roles that don't really fit her, like Dany or Sarah Connor. She would be great in some romantic comedies, like Rachel McAdams.
>>71582872
Who else still isn't over how Cassie dumped Sid and ran off to whore around new york
>>71582438
>>71582481
>>71582504
>>71582507
>>71582481
>>71582643
>Stannisfags still BTFO.
Well honestly, so long as you keep making THOSE people mad, you can stay. I have nothing against Stannis or Bran but a lot of their fanbases here are just rude tbqh.
We need more polite posters here that aren't just whining about "autists", like this faggot >>71582718 There's a reason everyone blamed Marcus last season for getting the thread banned and were just like "whatever" about the Jonautist, he was annoying but wasn't the one causing conflict or thread wars due to his paranoia of the other person.
And we have at least one Branfag in here that keeps trying to start shit, even though Jonposters haven't made a peep in this thread today because he's so buttblasted about the KITN scene. Even actress posting adds more to these threads than him crying all offseason.
>>71582328
That's very cute
>>71582898
oh shit! i just realised this was a GoT thread. nevermind.
>season ends
>all the kids fuck off back to /v/
>oldfag bookbros come out of the woodwork just in time to praise our Targaryen queen
fuck tumblr, fuck the trolls, fuck the blackfyre fucking shits and the bastard jon snow
B A S E D EMILIABROS
>>71582718
If they wanted to reveal his ancestry, they could have just had him not burn when they tried to burn his body. Granted Targaryens aren't actually immune to fire, but it's better than using Bran to tell that story.
So we all can agree that Sansa has already betrayed Jon once and will probably continue to betray him.
She didn't tell him about the Knights of the Vale not because of whatever womanly emotional conflict she had.
It was really because she wanted to use Jon and his army as a diversion so she could win the battle.
She has a history of betraying her family
>Betrays Arya by siding with Joffrey
>Betrays her Father by convincing him to confess to being a traitor
She'll betray Jon again and Arya's going to add her to her list.
>>71582938
her tits aren't even CLOSE to being this nice in the show
Link to tonight's episode?
>>71582938
I belong to the Mormonts myself. "Here We Stand" just resonates better with me than "Fire and Blood".
>>71582938
tfw no dress with one tit out in the show
>>71582915
>She would be great in some romantic comedies, like Rachel McAdams.
After the failure of that Terminator reboot that's probably what she'll end up doing, if the success of Me Before You is anything to go by
>>71582956
D&D are trying to pretend she's a hero and Arya will never kill her because D&D won't let her.
>>71582748
why is he so perfect?
Why is every character in the show now a cold, unfeeling sociopath? Hodor and Summer die, Bran gives no shits. Rickon dies, Jon and Sansa give no shits. Tommen and Myrcella die, Cersei gives no shits. Her entire fucking family gets blown up, Lady Olenna is mildly perturbed.
Plot contrivances aside, I think the biggest reason this season feels so hollow despite having some of the more shit going on than the previous five seasons combined is that none of the characters are behaving like people.
>>71582938
i'm fine with jon. he is the last dragon's son. he will always have a credit.
and he is basically the only eligible cock for dany.
So the Faceless Men are cool that a renegade trainee knows all their tricks, like face-changing?
>>71583026
because virtually none of the characters are people, they're just plot devices.
>>71583038
>implying that's really Arya
>>71582973
Anon, I have some bad news ...
Reminder that Summer's death was a tragedy that Book!Bran would have been devastated by. We will never forget.
>>71583026
That's nothing new. Davos's son died and there wasn't much their either, he barely mentions him. He showed more emotion over the death of Shireen than his own son.
>>71583019
Because God is cruel and unjust. He created Isaac Hempstead-Wright and put him on television where we can all see him, but we'll never ever ever be able to give him cuddles. It's like how they let the prisoners look up at the sky in the Lazarus Pit in Dark Knight Rises.
>>71582748
>>71583026
Yeah, I guess I could understand Cersei's reaction given the prophecy of her kids dying (and Tommen being a puppet of the Sparrow/Maergery), but Jon/Sansa's apathy at Rickon's death was bizarre
>>71583035
What's the point of Dany marrying again? She can't conceive anymore, so no amount of dick will sire an heir.
>>71582938
>>71583080
it fucking devastated me. I hate it every time a dire wolf dies.
>>71583089
>>71583084
To be fair, his son was kind of obnoxious.
>>71583089
I think Isaac knows how we feel by now and does it on purpose.
>>71583063
>Masks under masks
...fuck
>>71583102
>She can't conceive anymore
we aren't so sure about that. last chapter of book 5 suggested otherwise.
>>71583109
And they're being killed off for no other reason than to free up the budget.
How come Varys teleports to Dorne and back to Mereen, then back to Westeros again? Is he a super saiyan?
>>71583127
>>71582956
If Jon waited for vale knights, Ramsay would eventually see them and theyd just all return to Winterfell and defend.
Jon and Vale has no siege equipment so Boltons would win
what did he mean by this?
>>71582703
Because clickbait.
>>71583156
So D&D pretty much confirmed some theories, like the Frey pie made by Manderlies (they just used Arya because the audience would be lost) and Dornish Master Plan.
>>71583181
Doesn't matter. He's going to die before he finishes the book.
>>71583156
He could've kept them hidden and had them charge after the battle had engaged
>>71583153
Stop being adorable. Stop it right now.
>>71580827
Cenk's redpilled as fuck now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y1LIAE8FlQ
>>71583181
Lyanna rapes Jon
>>71583152
>>71583181
Jesus Christ, how many of you faggots are on twitter searching 'George RR Martin Lyanna Mormont' right now? Because that was the first thing that popped up when I typed george into twitter's search bar.
>>71583229
>>71583181
Parody account
>>71583229
He can't help it. It's a serious affliction.
>>71583281
I don't use twitter or any of dem social media types.
>>71583275
Yeah, I realize timelines vary, but at least make an effort. You can't be showing Varys being in Dorne, and then travelling sailing back to Westeros in the same episode. Show a 5 second frame of him returning to Mereen beforehand, or some shit.
How many south of the wall know that the White Walkers are coming? Jon, Sam, the wildlings? How will they convince others that the threat is real?
>>71583324
They won't. For there to be a chance, the entire Seven Kingdoms would need to unite right now. By rights, Night's King should win. But Dany's dragons will save the day.
Is Jaime as big of a fucking douchbag in the books as he is in the show? I just want to smash this guy's face in every time I see him.
>>71583295
I wish the Fookin' Legend had raped you.
>>71583295
Nope, still cute.
>>71583275
What a fuck.
>>71583337
I hope al of them die
>>71583354
Yes. Yes he is.
>>71580478
Play Witcher 3.
I want to start an ASOIAF reread too, but I'll probably skip all the Dany shit this time.
