>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
What did they mean by this?
Don't be a HENRY HOGGERLet everyone enjoy the show
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>implying anyone on /tv/ receives texts
>>71533563
Don't be a Ricky Repost
>>71533563
Sammy Seeing-Eye-Dog here. Seriously, why does he even bring me to these?
They mean don't text during the film because the light emitted is distracting to other movie goers.
Don't be a Faggot Foghorn
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>>71533912
Come now guys, don't be an Alliterative Andy.
>>71533618
this
Don't tie up the cell network because there could be another Aurora incident. Play a game instead.
>>71533618
Papa John's texts me every Friday with Hot New Deals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDniFkDAXG8
Be honest /tv/, have you done it?
>>71533949
Anyone who uses the phrase "fancies a wank" definitely isn't interested in the company of women.
>>71533680
To watch the movie for him. It's literally your description.
>>71534092
I... have, actually. It was a 2AM showing and I was the only one there though.
>>71534156
But he enjoys the films of Wes Anderson.
>>71534169
You know they have night vision cameras in theaters, right? There's a green video of you masturbating that's floating around somewhere in the aether at this very moment.
I always get uncontrollable diarrhea when I'm 30 minutes into a movie. Am I an Irate Ian?
>>71534258
That's kind of hot, 2bh.
I'm a Sally Sneaker. I bring all kinds of snacks in my purse.
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