>20 year old virgin
>finally ask a 6/10 girl out
>she comes to my place
>she wants to watch a movie
>I say which one
>she wants to browse Netflix
>I tell her I don't use Netflix but I can play any movie she wants
>She wants to see some original Netflix drama about some crippled kid or whatever
>I find it for her on torrent sites
>I download the movie in 15 mins while I make some drinks for us. Thought it was a pretty smooth move during the wait
>I go to my HDTV and I pull out the HDMI cable
>she's like um what are you doing
>I say I'm going to hook up the laptop to the TV to watch the movie
>She makes this face like...like she is rolling her eyes at me
>I hook it up and I start moving the cursor around the screen on the tv to find the folder
>she says "um you know...I think I have to call it a night I just remembered I have to get some stuff done before work"
>I ask her if anything is wrong
>She says nothing, nothing
>I ask her if she's sure and she says yes and I walk her to my door.
>I tell her goodnight and she is like ok goodnight and she walks out.
Fuck me I really thought it was going to be a lucky night for me but using this way to watch movies really fucked me over.
Has /tv/ had something similar happen to them? I need to upgrade my setup. I really think that HDMI cable shit ruined my date.
>>71509227
Of course it did. Girl just wanted to watch a movie, not sit around while you try to impress her with your mad haxx0r skillz.
>>71509227
Might've been your cuck porn folder she saw, Nick.
OP is a busta.
just pay for netflix. it's a small price to get laid
>>71509227
>no GHB in her drink
Well you're 20 year old. You're still young and can still expect girl to have sex with you on their own
Good riddance OP
This never happened
>>71509359
It did
>>71509227
You don't have an apple tv with a netflix account ? What are you a poorfag ?
>>71509370
Did it
>>71509227
Please be pasta, the cringe is just too much.
>>71509227
Not for females or anything, but is there a good way to browse your files while situated on the couch?
>>71509227
Why do girls never say whats wrong?
I don't get it, I know it's bait but I don't see the punch
how that bitch gonna brag about #netflixandchill when all she did was #laptopnchill
>>71509400
>is there a good way to browse your files while situated on the couch?
Apple tv with a plex server
>>71509400
Use Kodi
Tough break, Nick.
>>71509407
OP being so poor he can't afford 8 burgerbux a month for Netflix and instead steals media.
>>71509359
>>71509387
if anyone's actually in doubt whether it's real or not, just look at the filename
if it were a real story he wouldn't have named it that
>>71509227
Hi Nick, I didn't think there was anything wrong with what you were doing? That looks like a fine setup to me, and 15 minutes isn't very long to wait, especially while you were preparing drinks.
She sounds like a bitch.
are there plebs that dont use plex? you can run it on a raspberry pi ffs
>>71509414
>>71509415
Thanks.
>Not letting her log into Netflix on your computer
K
>>71509380
>apple tv
>>71509262
This
>>71509227
Are you autistic?
>>71509400
Use your xbox or Ps contriller with xpadder
>>71509446
I named it that because of what it did to me.
>>71509417
>>71509448
I didn't use my own pic. That's from google image.
>>71509425
>paying for movies
The only medium deserving money for is videogames
>>71509405
Because a lot of guys get shitty when they get told they suck
>>71509561
Go to >>>/v/ really quick now
>>71509458
That looks pretty cool like a Private Netflix.
>>71509380
Get a Amazon Fire TV instead.
>>71509458
Is Plex better than Kodi or do they both use the same add ons?
>>71509458
But if I use that won't people be able to see my six terabytes of tentacle porn?
I don't get it. What's wrong with what OP did? That girl sounds like a massive cunt if she couldn't be bothered to wait 5 seconds for OP to locate the correct folder.
>>71509619
kodi has better addons. plex has server/client, so the server can stream to your tvs/tablets/phones etc
What kind of old poorfaggot TV do you people have that it isn't a smart TV that has the internet and has all the movie and show watching apps already on it? I want you stinky gypsies to fuck off with your poverTVs.
>>71509665
>owning a tv in the current year
for what reason?
>>71509589
This is the most beta thing I ever read.
>>71509227
you dodged a bullet OP
virgin posters ITT that bend over backwards for women
>Trying to fuck a girl who not only pays for Netflix but is unaware of torrenting.
Kys
>>71509227
you didn't do anything wrong OP
>>71509227
>I really think that HDMI cable shit ruined my date.
She wanted to cosy-up to you on the couch, dingleberry. You should've shared the laptop, which would require you both to be close to see, and gotten your spoon on, instead of showing off your home-cinema.
>Not already having the HDMI set up with the TV on, using a wireless keyboard for everything to wow the technology-illiterate while you charm her as you begin
That's where you fucked up OP. You hook up your shit before you get over and keep the momentum going.
Did you even have your drinks on the coffee table good to go?
>>71509693
I own fourteen big screen TVs situated in different spots and every bedroom in my house. The media room has three in it alone. How else do you have people over to watch sports and movies? What about when people come to visit for the holidays do they just sit in one of your guest rooms with nothing to watch before they go to bed?
This place is filled with poor Godless heathens.
>>71509699
>not bending over backwards to please women
>2016
>>71509227
are you people autistic enough to think a woman cares about how you hook up a movie? you think a girl bails from chad's house if he finds an HDMI cable? You people are retarded if you try and blame OP for this and actling like youre superior for not doing what OP did. OP did literally nothing wrong.
why is she choosing the movie, you faggot
>>71509561
>The only medium deserving money for is videogames
Found the autist
>>71509827
>falling for the vaginal jew
>falling for the meme that woman like slave beta men
>>71509665
>What kind of old poorfaggot TV do you people have that it isn't a smart TV
Only retards buy those
>>71509837
Because American History X gets noone laid.
>>71509845
Dude I'm gonna lose my virginity any day now and then you'll be sorry you mocked me.
Jesus Op. She just came to see a fucking movie. How can you fuck up this badly?
>>71509359
Play along with the meme kid
pirating not a good look, don't be so cheap next time op
>>71509849
>I'm poor and I have shit opinions
Congratulations?
>>71509866
I know you're meme'ing but the sad part is many highschool and college level dudes go through this train of thought and then get BTFO by women
>>71509877
>OP fucking up
>she came to watch a movie
found the virgin
>>71509890
>women care if you pirate
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STUCK UP SPINELESS BETAS ON /TV/
>>71509227
>>I download the movie in 15 mins
lmfao
>>71509808
>How else do you have people over to watch sports and movies
My monitor
Anyone have any experience with those modded amazon fire sticks? Mexican guys saying it streams all movies. Some guy hosting all those cam rips?
>>71509227
>when you are that much of a pathetic virgin you start making up awkward scenarios with girls
anon, try to talk to girls once in your life. they aren't the scary alien creatures you picture them to be.
I'd literally kill myself if a 6/10 walked out on me. Like seriously how much of an ugly loser do you have to be that that is even a possibility? I know 6/10's that would crawl through glass just to blow me.
>>71509400
a lot of TVs nowadays allow you to connect to a NAS
>>71509458
the day after
>"and then his TV had like a cheap copy of Netflix or something...." t: your date
>"Ewww!" t: other girls
>Not having a nice PC rigged up to the tv in the living room with a wireless mouse and keyboard
It's literally every device in one
>>71509921
So you don't have people over.
>>71509837
Because I didn't give a fuck what we saw as long as it made her happy to get closer with me.
>>71509986
no, I'm not a filthy normalfag
>>71509227
Why did she specifically have a problem with you hooking up the laptop to the TV? Why was it the straw that broke the camel's back? If you had Netflix like she wanted and the only device you had that you could play Netflix was your laptop, would she have left if you tried connecting your laptop to the TV? Did she want to watch it on the laptop? Is it because she doesn't like a bigger picture? I'm not sure I understand your story OP.
>>71509992
>doesnt have netflix
>decides to ask her what to watch
fucking idiot
>>71509949
I WANT CHAD THUNDERCOCKS TO FUCKING LEEEEEEEEEEEAVE
>>71509458
my problem with plex is that most of the time i can't stream movies in 1080p. a lot of times i have trouble streaming in 720p
not sure if it is a bandwidth issue or just a problem with my chromecast or maybe the computer i'm running plex on.
:(
>>71509833
Fucking this.
Fuck you people are autistic.
The reason why she left is because OP did something actually autistic and she got freaked out but he didn't mention it because he didn't know he even did it because he's fucking autistic.
>windows
>windows 8 metroshit nonetheless
no wonder she left
>>71509227
Next time stream it with Plex or something
Or don't invite dumb cunts
>>71510027
Do you download the movies or stream them through a directory of flex ?
>>71509967
you'd look like a fucking nerd
>>71509400
Install Gentoo on your Pi bro
>>71510068
i download them and then stream them from my local network to chromecast hooked up on my local network.
>people actually believing this is real, even acting defensive because they are beta nu-males
pathetic
>>71509227
This is my worst fear.
I don't want to become a jewass-sucking normie just to get laid.
>>71510095
>i download them
Yeah no I don't want to receive a letter from a lawyer
I honestly don't think girls give a shit about hooking up a movie
>>71509227
supposed to have all that shit ready and set up before hand.
plus netflix is trendy and she wanted to be cool/ should have gotten a temporary account or someone else's account to use as a guest.
>>71510082
ah, i remember when i was 14 years old and nerd actually felt like an insult.
>>71509337
growth hormone bovine?
>>71509227
You forgot to put the drugs in the drink, did you?
>>71510109
beta nu-males get pussy though
>>71509227
lol poor nick..all she wanted to do was netflix and chill not watch you turn your room into a chinese sweat shop.
I've been with my gf for 4 years now. I have my tv connected to my PC too. She said it was great as I can watch stuff on my big tv.
Sounds like the girl was just full of herself and quite the bitch.
>>71510214
maybe once a week when their gf feels like it. while he is away providing for her she's getting impaled by chad's 8 inch wonder.
>>71510082
Guy 1
>Hey did you see that guy had a computer hooked up to a tv? what a huge faggot
Guy 2
>Why?
Guy1
>B-because he's a nerd
How will I ever live with the shame
>>71510214
>>71510278
>Unironically using the phase betanumale
Wants to netflix, instead gets north korean gold farmer.
>>71510325
>unironically being a millenial cuck
>>71510325
well, found one.
>>71510325
That's not a phrase
how does netflix actually compare to muh "1080p private tracker mkvs"?
>>71509631
Women have an extreme group think mentality. Everything they do is to try and fit in with the group. Using something outside of the mainstream will always throw them off because it is "different" even it is a superior option.
She probably got weirded out by your use of the start menu. Also is that windows 8?
>>71510124
You already have to have Kikebook
>>71510419
Netflix will never be as good as private trackers
>>71509631
He did something else that spooked her. What? We may never know.
>>71510565
>he's a seedcuck
>>71510569
He was naked the whole time
I do this all the time, family loves my laptop "movie nights."
>>71509227
>she wants to watch a movie
kill yourself
>>71509227
That's karma for you piratefag
>>71510569
Maybe he made like really shitty drinks? Like lukewarm scotchka served from two mismatched coffee stained coffee cups OP had lying aroundFor the record Scotchka is only okay if you're watching The Room and your date is a fan of the film
kek, stacey is going to tell all her friends how much of a weirdo you are
>oh my god, this guy invited me to watch a movie, and instead of just using netflix he went to some weird illegal website to download the movie i wanted to see...he probably also downloads child porn there. it took like 30 minutes before he finally got the movie set up, and i just left. i couldn't take it anymore, he was sweating... he's probably one of those sick fucks who drugs and rapes girls. chad had a big poolparty later that night anyway, my pussy is still sore from then.
>>71509751
Exactly.
Women get hornier with a small screen size. You ever watch a movie on your phone sharing a headphone?
Guys, there's a chick at work who actually seems to show interest in me. Black but the good light brown way and not niggerish in the slightest.
What the hell do I talk about? I fucked up tonight after work when I got to talk with her while she was with her friend.
>paying for media garbage
what the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>71510678
>tfw I want a girlfriend but my room has 38 anime figures
I'm guessing that's a pussy repellent for pretty much any normie girlfriend right?
>>71509387
This isn't even cringe you need to toughen up. That /r9k/ pasta about the strip poker is 10x worse.
>>71510701
>Black but the good light brown way and not niggerish in the slightest.
Disgusting. You must be ugly if you stoop to being interested in a nigger.
>netflix released in my country
>everyone in my apartment building gets a FREE TRIAL HOLY SHIT XDD!!!1!11
>beyond 7pm internet speeds in my building drop to dog shit standards
fuck netflix
>>71509337
juice tastes so bad though. how do you mask it?
>mfw banned from Revs because I did g
Jesus why didn't you just watch it on netflix?
>>71509589
Cowardice then, got it.
>>71510753
i never used netflix, what kind of jew magic is it anyway? it costs barely anything, free trials everywhere, how does the movie get paid? do they just overload everything with ads?
>>71510016
Because he was busy putting the HDMI into the tv and not the HDMI (HOT DICK MEAT INJECTION) into her. Watch a movie is code for fuck, nerd and he failed to make a move.
>>71510729
It's time to put childish things aside, anon.
>>71510729
only get anime shit if its from one you get the girl to watch. she'll think its just weird fetish shit otherwise or that you play with them like dolls.
Are you for real? Everyone here in Italy uses the laptop+HDMI+TV combo. Even little kids and old people know how to do it.
>>71509227
Which drink have you done?
>>71509380
this is the correct answer. bitches stain my couch with that cunt juice when I start flicking through apps on that sleek remote.
>>71510753
What REALLY pisses me off is how people think that Netflix has a good selection. It barely has any new movies in my country
>>71509761
le upvote
>>71510893
>bitches stain my couch with that cunt juice
sorry to break it to you, but that's probably chad's semen.
>>71510759
>Banned from Revs for doing what people go to Revs for.
At least you're not going to turn up dead behind a couch.
>>71509227
> 6/10
> sounds like a self centred bitch
You dodged a bullet OP.
>>71509227
You came across as a cheapskate in her mind. It's an irrational thought process, but hey, that's women for ya.
>>71509227
>while I make some drinks for us.
I can see why she bailed.
>>71509458
>download your moviez
>REGISTER on some shit site (plex)
>share with them your moviez
>viewing it online through that shit site
>>71509415
sure the browsing through your collection by viewing the covers looks fine, but when i tried it both kodi and plex looked pain in the ass to setup. not to mention the above sillyness woth plex. DL, then UL, then DL again, and that who knows who the boss company sees you watch movies you'rr probably not paid for
What a bitch, OP.
You deserve better, I'm not even kiding.
I mean, c'mon. When I was hoking up with my actual GF she would tolerate every kind of bullshit and still fuck my brains out, afternoon or night, she didn't gave a fuck.
I used to say "hey lets go watch gumball at my house" and she was like "ok fine" and before I could say anything she was sucking my dick dry while I watch gumball and darwin doing their shit.
One time my notebook fucked up (which was also our only light source in my bedroom) and she stood there, laughing while I fix it.
You could do better, you're still young.
>>71510729
>tfw have a small gunpla collection in my bedroom that countless girls have seen
>tee hee anon you're such a dork, but I like that about you
Literally has never stopped me from getting laid m8. It's just a matter of how confident you are.
How do you fuck up a 6/10 coming over to "watch a movie" so bad? She should've been tonguing your balls and asshole 15 minutes into the movie. LITERALLY.
Fa/tv/irgins is supposed to be a meme; this isn't /r9k/
>>71511101
I had to Google it. Lose the Dolls mate.
>>71510059
its better than 10
>>71511173
10 is actually usable. 8 is fucking garbage and user unfriendly.
Of course 7 was perfect.
>>71509227
Girls want to watch movies on the laptop so they can be close to you, dopey. You screwed the pooch.
>>71511208
Only downside is that 10 is riddled with unremovable developer spyware.
>>71511208
my tv box has touch screen. 8.1's hot corners was pretty handy, but in 10 they removed it
Nice try, Netflix, but I am still not going to pay you.
>>71509967
mah nigga
there's no other way to live
>>71511316
why is 7 still the best windows OS bar none?
>>71511357
Probably because it has a traditional set up that they've used since Window's 95.
Meanwhile 8 and beyond have like 50 fucking useless apps to play candy crush and no start button to easily find your folders.
>>71509227
>She wants to see some original Netflix drama about some crippled kid or whatever
absolute kek
>>71511511
She obviously got triggered OP isn't some kind of rich kid who can travel with her to africa and help all the starving niglets and cure cripples n shit.
Just get a fucking Roku 3 OP. If you are dating or have a GF, cannot expect them to know how to deal with Plex, betting it on the server, etc..
The new Rokus are down in price. Just fucking get one if you have a GF or have a chance of having girls over.
Got a bit friendly with a girl at the start of the year. I went to hers (actually, her parents. I'm 27 she's 25 if that's relevant) and she said we can watch something on Netflix.
I like a lot of non-English cinema and am not really in to blockbusters but I thought I'd suppress my autism and tell her to choose. To my surprise she said she wanted to watch something foreign on Netflix because she knows I like them so she wanted to broaden her horizons. I thought City of God was a solid choice. She's got a nice big TV at the foot of her bed, which we were both laying on. She reached under the bed, pulled out a laptop and popped it down at the end of the bed. Askew.
My eyebrows started to twitch because I was furrowing them so intensely. She liked the film though, but my god...
>>71509227
If a girl can't tolerate torrent and chill I want nothing to do with her.
>>71511636
>She reached under the bed, pulled out a laptop and popped it down at the end of the bed. Askew.
I dont get it
>>71511684
Instead of watching a film on a nice big TV we ended up watching it on a 15" laptop at a jaunty angle with tinny speakers. It sounded like two wasps in a tin can.
>>71509227
>NOT AT LEAST HAVING A REMOTE CONTROL ANDROID BOX LIKE A FIRETV
>NOT INSTALLING KODI WITH EXODUS
>NOT HAVING LOGINS TO ABOUT 20 NETFLIX ACCOUNTS EVEN THOUGH NETFLIX KILLED LIKE 3/4 OF THEIR MOVIE CATALOG SO NOW THEYRE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS
TOPJEJ
>>71511748
kek
>>71509227
>I really think that HDMI cable shit ruined my date.
Yup kid, that was the problem.
>>71509589
You ever told a girl that they sucked? Figures.
>>71510797
Well women are genetically predisposed to being cowards.
Because they're the (physically) weaker sex and all.
>>71509227
>This much shilling
YES, YES, IF YOU TORRENT, YOU WILL FOREVER BE A VIRGIN, GOYS!
You -need- to pay that subscription fee for NetFlix™ , or for Warner Bros® Archive Instant™, now only $14.99 a month. Minimum term 12 months. Conditions apply.
>>71511817
What a fresh and original post.
>>71511817
netflix is like 8$ a month and you can cancel any time though
>>71511894
I'll need to update the spread sheet. Thanks Greenstein!
>>71509227
>letting your guest(s) choose the movie
There's your problem. At the very most I'll give them a shortlist of approved kino. Otherwise it's my house, my rules bitch.
>>71509313
Alternatively find a jewish girlfriend. She'll be impressed with your sheckel saving skills.
>>71509631
I don't get it either we have entered autismo suprismo
If she was really so dumb that she got turn off from seeign the guys using a HDMI cable to watch flix i'd says it's a good riddance
Too bad he didn't got to fuck here before
>>71511894
well in that case sign me up!
>>71509227
I was planning on watching that cripple kid movie this weekend. Have no clue if it's any good or not but I like the kid playing the cripple.
Send your 6/10 my way pal.
>>71510797
You're surprised? Women don't have the courage to tell men what they think because they're afraid of confrontation. That's why they come off as such scheming cunts. They don't have the testosterone fueled confidence to say it to your face.
>>71511998
Is it /r9k/time already?
>>71511681
kek
>>71511951
this is true
I currently date a jewish girl and you can visible see her get aroused when I save money or get a good deal on something.
>>71512024
Is it /reddit/time already?
>>71509227
Op forgot to mention they passed/had a conversation with his parents on the way down to his basement
>>71509227
Am I the only one who doesn't understand what OP did wrong? Watching movies from your laptop is for faggots. I'd gladly stay a virgin for the rest of my life knowing I've never watched a movie from my laptop with speakers that can't shake the room with bass when the crippled kid gets a seizure.
Woah, is this the power of shilling sempai?
>>71512044
Is this actually true? Do jewish girls appreciate thrift?
>>71509227
lmao she sounds pretty fucking lame op if that's the beat you can get just give up
>>71512132
the problem is he spent 20 minutes downloading a torrent and hooking his laptop to his tv.
obviously to us that's normal, but an uneducated girl watching this dude do some shit just to get a movie up likely came across weird, she probably thought he was poor or something.
there's some antisemitism in this thread that's really kvetchworthy
i hope you people can work through the problems you have
>>71509227
This is what happens to torrent posters. She realized you're a degenerate
>>71511169
Lol no, wiring them up with LEDs and making them look realistic is fun. Current gf loves watching me work on them.
>>71512024
It's true though. When a guy thinks you're faggot he'll tell you you're a faggot but girls aren't confident enough to handle confrontation so they'll just be sarcastic and hint shit instead of telling you what they think which to us just seems like they're being cunts but in reality they just don't have the balls to tell you what they really think so they just hope you get it. Of course there are exceptions, but in OP's case, this is exactly it.
20 minutes OP? do you not have netflix cuz you still on dial up nigga
>>71509227
If you have this much autism that you can't use Netflix when she wants to and you just HAVE to torrent it, you don't deserve a gf.
>>71509227
Top kek. 10c deposited.
Simple theatre PC w/ XBMC connected to NAS ~ $300.
Tell her I will only watch something from a top 10 list somewhere, she does her little search from her phone then I download the title from my phone if I don't have it.
In the 5 mins it takes to download and play I research the plot so that during the movie I "make wild predictions" that must be rewarded sexually.
>>71512265
I would lie if I would wish you the same, and I learned not to tell lies.
Do normie strangers really just get together and watch a movie at one of their houses?
seems weird t b h
>>71512265
>people literally recommending jewish girlfriends
>baka antisemitic
So, serious question: Is this actually a problem for people? I'm typing this right now in my living room with my laptop running to my TV via HDMI cable. I've always had a Netflix account but other than that, I use Popcorn time because it's the most easy, lazy thing to do. Any shows I want to watch I just get off random streaming sites. I'm happily married and don't have to worry about dating girls, but just out of curiosity, would a girl really be turned off back that setup? I just think it would be you and how you handled it. If you were cool about it, I don't think any woman would care about that.
>>71512353
yeah, fuck experiencing things with other people
>>71512339
Nice fantasy.
>all these poorfags upset that torrenting + HDMI to tv from laptop = no pussy
Glorious.
>>71512372
its likely it was a combination of the time it took, and how different it was from what other people do. women hate different, it scare women
I don't get it, OP. 15 min is more than enough to get chloroform and inspect the chains in your basement.
>>71511748
i could not have watched city of god like that, i definitely would have sperged out. well done
>>71510729
when it comes to weeb/nerd shit its a straight up scale between attractiveness/confidence and nerdiness so either tone it down if you're lacking there but if you're not lacking in those departments you're totally fine as long as you're not weird about it
OP, You dodged a bullet there. This should be known as the whore slut into cucking detector test.
>>71512425
>women hate different, it scare women
Not entirely accurate there friend. STUPID people hate different, because it forces them to think. Men are pretty fucking stupid too amigo.
>>71513002
true, i just resent women. wackity schmackity doo~
>>71510556
if you're a literal child maybe
>>71510759
i did k at revs then threw up in a bin pretty quick and got kicked out
walked home and watched wayward pines
5/10
BANNER ADS YOU FOOL! she saw porn on the banner ads when you entered the torrent site to download the movie. that or she saw porn on the torrent client download list.
>>71510059
This nigga knows what's up. She was disgusted by you running non-free (freedom denying) software.
>>71510579
>He fell for the streaming jew.
Good goy.
>>71510059
>>71513356
Fuck off /g/.
REMINDER:
This is a psychology thread in which Jews are making it seem beta for you to not have Netflix and girls will think you're weird if you don't.
Netflix shills basically, don't fall for these kike threads. They're so easy to fall into aswell because it's believable and almost relatable, but this is just standard jew marketing.
>>71512353
what baffles me even more is that they barely know each other but don't have a problem doing something as intimate as that
normies are such fucking weirdos
>>71513405
ballmer pls go
What I do is just rent a redbox movie tbqh.
>>71513338
yeah, if i were her I would have walked out the moment I saw he didn't have adblock installed.
>>71509488
What? What's fucking autistic about that?
>>71513539
>trying to enter the dating scene without hulu or netflix
>not autistic
>>71509412
Lie. Like a normie
>not having a folder of movies made in advance just for this occasion, filled with a variety of genres to make it look like a casual collection
fuckingpleb
>>71509561
>The only medium deserving money for is videogames
>>71509425
Lol implyong you have to be poor to not have getflix.
Youre too much of a simpelton cock sucker to ever get how to watch free movies.
this is why you dont torrent
>>71510753
Where do you live anon? Bolivia or some African vuontry?
>>71509665
Smart tvs are for dumb ASSESm8
Like yourself you sheepfuckchode
>>71509665
>he got scammed into paying $100 more for a """"smart"""" tv
wew lad
>>71509751
Wow. You must be a virgin. If you need a tiny screen to lure in your victims then you probably shouldnt netflix and chill
>>71509227
From one virgin to another, sounds to me like you fucked up when you were "making her drinks". The fuck were you thinking? Probably thought you were trying to roofie her or get her drunk to fuck.
Also, never take a bitch to your house on the "first date" unless she is clearly interested and wants to bone, which would be difficult for you to spot, I'd imagine, being a beta virgin faggot. If she's crazy, you don't want her showing up at your pad later.
>>71510729
Own up to that shit, faggot.
>>71510860
Kill yourself
If it's true then in my experience as a normie who has had many movie dates then you did literally nothing wrong, she was being weird
>>71513923
nah nigga, he ain't doing anything nefarious taking 15 minutes to 'make drinks'
>>71513923
this is why you're a virgin
>>71509833
The issue isn't how it was set up.
The issue is that it wasn't set up ahead of time, OP was not invested in the date.
OP was ultimately rejected because he showed poor planning and organisational skills.
>>71514000
As difficult as it may be to believe, I'm actually a virgin by choice.
>>71510082
Insecure little betababybitch. Worried about lookin like a "nerd". Fucking gook ass little bitch. Also youre a fuckboi. Wich apparently in 2016 is as offensive as calling a girl a cunt.btw that also applies to you. Cunt.
>>71510128
Pussy
>>71509227
Netflix shills GTFO. I've been laid tons of times on movie dates without Netshits.
>>71509227
>She makes this face like...like she is rolling her eyes at me
that's when you needed to have asked the questions, not after she had made up her mind
also, fuck her, she clearly isn't your type.
>>71511274
And every single line of that spyware code has been patched into 7/8/8.1 already but don't let the reality disturb your retarded shit spouting session.
>>71513844
Genius
>>71509263
He didn't take that pic dumbfuck
>15min to download a movie
theres your problem op. she thought you were a pleb for not having faster internet
>>71514050
yeah.. yeah.. I tell myself that too
>>71509227
i think when she said she wanted to browse netflix, she meant she wanted a remote control. she clearly is the controlling type and want to have the upper hand already.
good riddance!
>>71514215
Yeah, well, my excuse is true and not a delusion. Sorry, bud.
>>71514259
sure it is, ya monk
>>71514286
You seem jealous. And it's not because I'm a monk.
>>71514241
>ask her to choose a movie
>she wants to choose a movie
Wow. I hate women grrr.
>>71514328
is it because you're an antsexual?
>>71514338
Wow. I hate jokes grr.
>>71512353
It's strange innit brudda, huh? I alwayz touch and do tHESE theengz to girls when we watch movies. We don't eva make it halway of da film. WE MAKE OUT BABYYY
>>71509227
> you have to eat all the eggs
>>71509561
>The only medium deserving money for is videogames
Haha OP, I was with a girl and she did everything like you, but I didn't leave and fucked her. Just find someone else.
>>71509227
Sorry for your loss bro
Was the girl actually into you though? Cause it sounds like she wasn't
Should've watched some meme videos on youtube while you were waiting or some shit
Plex my man
>>71514389
>is it because you're an antsexual?
No. Mostly emotional damage.
>>71514050
>I'm actually a virgin by choice
But not your choice
>>71509227
she sounds like a whore. anon dont attempt to get with whores.
>>71509227
it's clear what happened; she sees how broke you are but in reality, she just revealed how shallow she herself is.
you did good to get rid of her.
she's probably from a middle-class or upper-middle class family who could always afford anything she ever asked of them.
>>71509561
You mean books.
>>71514997
this is a retarded arguement. nobody wants to be broke. she knew what she wanted and even if she liked OP, it wasn't gonna work.
guys dont want an ugly girl....girls dont want a broke guy.
>>71510449
>>71511953
This. Bitch sounds like an actual retard, but having a netflix account would have improved her opinion cause it costs money. Still OP, don't worry about her, sounds worthless. Just too bad you didn't get any.
>>71515041
i too wish it werent that way cuz im just like OP basically.
>>71509227
You stupid son of a bitch. You know what Netflix and chill is right? She had no interest in watching some fucking drama with you. There era a recent screen junkies movie fight about this and Dan put it perfectly: Netflix and chill is a pretext. The movie or show is something you put on so the two of you can fool around or fuck.
The first mistake you made was trying to put it in the tv. The reason she asked what you were doing when you were connecting your laptop to your tv was because she wanted you to play the show on your laptop. The reason for this is that the two of you must be physically close to watch the show on your laptop, which will, presumably, be placed on your lap. When you play the show on the television the two of you can be sitting on opposite ends of a couch.
Secondly, why the fuck would you torrent it? By taking 15 minutes, you kill all the momentum and give her time to reconsider what she's about to do, and in that 15 minutes she realized that you are fucking retarded.
Next time you do this, YOU pick the movie. Don't ask her what she wants to watch, you suggest the movie.
>>71509458
If I could have it open the files in vlc I would
>>71515099
focus on your money senpai, i was like that. went to school off grants and shit, paid for my books through governent money. was even on food stamps.
i studied the fuck out of my school time and did nothing else. graduated with honors in computer networking and working for a bank now.....long story short pic related
>>71515150
this is solid advice but what if you have a big ass tv anon?
>>71515182
>long story short pic related
Congrats on finally getting a boyfriend, anon!
>>71515204
you know whay i say anon "if it aint dick, its not a pick." :)
>>71510739
post plz
imagine if this actually happened
serious question, how fucking poor are you guys? Or a better question, how much do you make per hour? What's the average in america like 20 an hour? Netflix is like 8 bucks a month. Do you spend more then a half an hour a month fucking around with torrent sites? I bet you do. If so, you are being stupid, and don't understand how much your time is worth.
I assume some of you are living off NEET bucks, and if that's the case godspeed. Christ i have a friend that makes about 100 dollars an hour and the other week spent about 45 minutes fucking around trying to find some media to steal, it's like what the fuck are you doing nigger you could have paid for an entire years worth of netflix for that time. And no i'm not shilling for netflix, apply this to anything other paid media you don't have to fuck around with all night to watch.
>>71515415
$10 is minimum wage in america
>>71514046
I doubt it. Are you one of those """'pickup"""' """"artists""""?
>>71515468
It's like 7.80.
>>71509227
>not using plex, sickrage and couchpotato on a dedicated intel nuc
It's like you're fucking retarded. If you don't already have a media library when the girl is coming over so that she can choose what she wants to watch. She'll also go "wow, you have a lot of movies/shows" then you go "yeah, I've set up so that it auto-downloads whenever new episodes/movies come out" but don't go into details to much and bore her. Just mention it so that she thinks "tech-savvy = smart = nice" in her dumb facebook monkey browsing brain.
>>71515468
I said average not minimum. Not to mention a ton of people on 4chan are in STEM fields, I guess i just don't get it. Not how i want to spend my time. I obviously make exceptions if there is a movie or series i really want to see and can't find by other means, but I really don't want to spend significant amounts of time fucking around on torrent sites after work.
>>71509227
You know girls don't like guys who are broke, right? The fact that you can't even pay for movies makes you look really pathetic.
>>71515182
>pointlessly spending your time on earth waking up just to go to a bank and then repeat the next day until the day you're 65 and have to retire.
Congrats on making literally ZERO impact on the world.
>>71515708
Anonymous, by the time you die, there will be over 11 billion souls on this earth. You are insignificant. I don't know what sort of impact you're planning on making by shitposting on /tv/. The other anon is at least able to provide for himself, and has a warm body to fuck. Not too bad, really.
>people on /tv/ are so young their generation of women don't know what torrenting is
kek
>>71509561
Gamers are so stupid they pay for games that aren't even out yet and then act suprised when the games turn out to be garbage.
>>71515708
have you ever worked at a bank bro? its pretty cool. i get 8 monitors, i get to take huge risks in markets with others money. if i lose they pay if i win i get a fatter bonus. its pretty great actually
>>71515800
are you THAT much in need of a warm body to fuck?
Visit craigslist, you'll find plenty, and guess what? No degree needed to fuck those warm bodies.
>>71515708
lol what, are you jealous?
who wants to make an "impact" on the world? i got money a gf and a house, i dont see the problem.
>>71513861
>netflix and chill
>>71513861
>If you need a tiny screen to lure in your victims
>>71515924
but the job itself is not what i have an issue with, it's the way you choose to spend your short time here on earth.
what's the point is what i mean.
when you're 65 and you look back on your long life of banking, will you wish you had done something else?
not for more money, money is not the issue, but for more social impact?
>people unironically say "netflix and chill" and KEEP repeating it
purge fucking when?
>>71515708
>>71515800
Bankers are literally ugly dyels the pussy they get is worthless till they make millions.
The average NEET could spend his time pretending to be a sucess till he could bust one off on this bitch and then still be better off afterwards.
I'm finding a happy medium personally but remember this message it will fare you <25's well.
>>71515895
If you pre-order GOTY editions you get the game plus DLC for about 50% less money. If the game is good it's actually not a bad deal plus it means the DLC is ready as soon as it's out for you to come home and play. But I agree pre-order culture disincentivizes devs.
>>71514597
>meme videos
>tfw 22 yo non-virgin
>tell a 27 year old woman with a nice THICC body (non-fat, but big butt and decent sized breasts) that we're gonna hang out
>we hang out
>2nd date we go to my place because original plans got fucked (bowling alley was full and wait list was 2 hours)
>tell her I've got some cool movies we could watch, let her choose
>she notices big lebowski and wants to watch it
>tell her "nah" and put on flapjack episodes instead
>30 seconds in I grab a blanket and pull it over us
>Spoon her
>whisper in her ear after a while of spooning that I want to fuck the living shit out of her
>she turns around and immediately starts kissing me
>we fuck
>end up cuming in her mouth by accident (was gonna pull out but didnt)
>she swallows
sorry that you're an unconfident manlet, OP.
I'm 25 and dated her for 5 months. After we ended it, I slept with this crazy girl who kept slapping my face and elbowing me in the stomach during sex whenever I touched her butt.
>>71515943
but anyone can have those things.
those 2 things you listed dont equate success.
hell, i have only an AS degee and even I can a GF and a house literally tomorrow if i wanted.
what makes you think a GF and a house means you are successful?
let me guess, society?
your family?
what really means success?
is working to make someone else rich for your whole life really something that makes YOU a success?
>>71511405
>and no start button to easily find your folders.
The mind fucking boggles how much they purposefully removed shit like this..
It's like.. they TRIED to make it as shitty as possible.. what is the logic behind it?
It's practically unusable.
>tfw mother installed windows 10 on the home laptops, against my wise advice.
>>71516006
i honestly dont give a fuck about doing anything else but making money, going on trips and working on my hobbies (my house, computers, and my car).
i think attempting to be known, is retarded, i enjoy keeping to myself
>>71516128
is there going to be any problems going forward using windows 7? I'm not very tech savvy but i hate windows 10(used it on other people's computers) and i'm resisting letting it install itself, though it keeps trying. Should i just let it happen? Will there be consequences of having windows 7? Like if they stop supporting it
>>71516138
and thats all i wanted to know, i have no issue with your life anon
>tfw complete anti-social nerd who is still in uni at 25 (due to 2-3 years off before uni) doing computer engineering with top-tier grades
>still get approached by women and sleeping with girls on a regular schedual due to 6 years lifting weights, being 6'4 and having decent/average face
to people who say that appearance doesn't matter, you're wrong. You might also think that it's only club sluts, but literally everywhere I go I get stares, and if I just say "hi" to a girl she will follow me around trying to start a conversation even at the super market. I'm not even that attractive, just average.
>>71515415
>And no i'm not shilling for netflix
>>71516033
>If you pre-order GOTY editions you get the game plus DLC for about 50% less money.
Yeah but that's special editions of already released games, but paying for unreviewed and unfinished products is retarded by all metrics.
>>71516237
>tfw nonwhite manlet and i get zero pussy
>>71516237
stop lying
STOP
STOP IT
i will explode
>>71509227
>She makes this face like...like she is rolling her eyes at me
How long does it take to plug that shit in , unless you had to move the TV... oh now I see.
Now that you finally plugged it watch some torrent porn and jerk it.
>>71516003
Hey babe wanna watch this romantic drama on my Apple Watch™?
you probably should have just asked her for her netflix password, its like a reverse shittest that will make her look like a cunt if she says no
>>71516121
what the fuck are you talking, what point are you attempting to meme bro?
>>71516344
Literally just get fit and don't be obnoxious. Just get fit and act like you always have, be humble yet confident and you'll be fine.
People do misjudge when they are "fit" though. I thought I was fit as fuck after 1 year, but I in all honesty I didn't really become fit before having lifted for 3 years.
>>71509665
Why the fuck would you ever want a Smart TV?
I have a rather big flat screen that I'll use till it breaks down a thousand years from now because I barely turn it on.
>>71516197
They only just stopped "supporting" windows XP.
So i'd say windows 7 has many years to go before they stop "support"
Even this "support" i think is a bunch of bullshit.
I was using XP until 2015, and had no problems.
If you have an anti virus, or even just the brains not to run 10.cloverfield.lane.2016.exe then you're fine IMO.
I'm using windows 7 at the moment, and whilst it looks nice, and runs smooth, i still feel XP is more comfy in some ways.
I find 10 literally unusable. I have no idea why they did what they did to it. It feels like using some kind of retarded smartphone. It doesn't function like a computer.
They replaced basic things like start menu and easily finding files/programs, to "voice recognition" and other useless meme shit
>tl;dr
There will be no consequences
>>71516331
>special editions.
Nigga did you see Fallout 4?
It was 50 for the game plus ALL future DLC or 40 for the game.
I got the game and it was shit but still if it had been good..
>>71515415
Netflix barely has any content.
>>71515943
>I got a GF and a house
you act as if that is hard to accomplish. As long as you don't have autism, both of those things pretty much happen by themselves.
>>71516508
GOTY editions are special editions.
>>71509227
You haven't dated much OP but this person was not for you. you'll encounter this 10 to 50 more times before you discover who you are in a relationship and who works with you.
It's painful the first couple times but it gets easier.
>>71509949
I got turned down by a presumably obese negress
Fuck off
>>71515415
I do understand what my time is worth hence why I automated the entire process of torrenting by getting a dedicated intel nuc, install ubuntu linux on it, use sickrage and couchpotato to automate my torrenting with automatic seeding/file deletion after 2.0 ratio, plex to distribute/transcode the media to all my devices. I'm not a technical inept retard such as yourself who has to rely on netflix/hulu/amazon/whatever programming and licenses to watch whatever I want.
>>71510449
>>71510488
Shouldn't the girl be impressed with OP's thrift and industry?
Sure, he might come off as a bit odd, fiddling with cables and pirate sites, but he actually delivered, he could have just as easily shrugged and had them watch a DVD or TV, but he put in the effort to give what she asked for.
>>71516529
i actually have autism, so it makes me happy to have accomplished these things. yes i agree that most of these things happen naturally but im not going to settle for anything, most people settle for a shit house, a shit woman, and shit car....im not like the normies that settle
>>71512143
Jewish, Indians and Chinese
>>71514207
He obviously downloaded a remux
>>71516669
Ok, I'm happy for you.
Hope that you and your significant other remain happy in the future as well.
>>71509227
It was already a red flag when you didn't have Netflix. What kind of fucking loser doesn't have Netflix, in this day and age? Uh, ew.
>>71516666
>give what she asked for
Just follow >>71516114 's example. Be dominant and do whatever YOU want to do (to a certain degree) whilst remaining confident. That's what girls want. They don't want a total pushover that bends over backwards just to serve them because in their eyes that is a weakness, and don't ever show a woman your weakness because they will subconsciously think lower of you.
Although if this shit doesn't come naturally to you, then don't bother. Just settle for whatever you get.
>>71513607
get em wet shaggy
>>71516626
Yeah but you could pre-order it that was the point dumb kent.
>>71515895
>what is a refund
steam lets you refund games you played up to like an hour. if you cant decide whether you like a game after an hour tough luck
>>71517095
Once you refund 3 games your SOL.
>>71516121
> what is hierarchy of needs
no, but i'm sure you are far wiser than the best professors of science, philosophy and psychology.
Who needs shelter and sexual companionship?
The meaning of life is to live in your parents house, playing with childrens toys (videogames) and argue with autists on a chinese imageboard!
you have it all figured out anon!
>>71511636
>girl is over 20 yet still lives at home
Red flag. Live at home meme is for both genders.
>>71511636
why didnt you just ask "cant we hook it up to the TV?". That's what I would've done. There's nothing wrong with asking an innocent question like that.
>>71517095
Why would you need to pre-order a game on steam? They aren't going to run out of copies or anything.
>>71510729
I had a friend who had a stand with anime figurines and a hentai collection who also had numerous girlfriends.
>not having a pi with osmc installed
>not having a professional looking os which can stream movies from your laptop or stream through exodus which has pretty much everything on it in HD
I just use my xbone
Been logged into my friend's dad's account for the past 6 years, and I'm the only one that ever uses it
