What if Marvel wrote the plane scene?
>CIA: If I pulled that off, would you die?
>Bane: It would be extremely painful...
>CIA: You're a big guy.
>Bane: For you.
>CIA: Uhhh.. What do you mean? You're a big guy for me or it would be painful for me?
We wouldn't have a redit, /sp/, /co/, /v/, facebook memers like you problem then?
>>71492878
>look mom I just posted le masketta man meme
kys
>Dr. Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing!
>Bane: Dude, you just said four words right there! Come on!
>>71492878
CIA: If I pull off your mask, would you die?
Bane: It would give me an owie.
CIA: Would you want me to kiss it better?
Bane: Only if they replace you with a black man for the sake of diversity.
>There's only one big guy... and he doesn't dress like that.
>>71493091
>Only if they replace you with a black man for the sake of diversity.
Funny you should say that
>>71493032
Kek, I can see this happening
If I put on the Pest, will you die?
>>71494194
Fuck off shitposting /v/ermin
>>71494294
I'm in the mood to reply, simply because I can.
>>71492878
>Don't worry, no charge for them
>Good cause I forgot my credit card
>Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
>Don't like talking, huh? Let's see if you like flying!
>Who's next in line? I can do this all day long, guys.
>>71492878
>CIA: If I pulled that off, would you die?
>Bane: It would be extremely painful...
>CIA: You're a big (*gender neutral term*) human being.
>Bane: For you.
>Someone get this hothead out of here
>I don't see the human torch anywhere LOL!
>Iron Man: Mr. Bucky, I'm S.H.I.E.L.D.
>T'challa: He wasn't alone
>Iron Man: You don't get to bring friends
>Bucky: They're not my friends
>Iron Man: Why would I want them?
>T'challa: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the soldier. The shielded man.
>Iron Man: Cap? Get on board - I'll call it in.
>Iron Man: What are you doing in the middle of my operation?
>Iron Man: The flight plan I just filed with SHIELD lists me, my men, and Bucky here. But only one of you.
>Iron Man: First one to talk gets to stay on my helicarrier!
>Iron Man: So... Who paid you to grab Bucky?
>Iron Man: He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?
>Iron Man: Tell me about Cap! Why does he wield the shield?
>Iron Man: Lot of loyalty for a fake Avenger!
>Cap: Or he's wondering why you someone would shoot a man with repulsors before throwing him out of a helicarrier
>Iron Man: Wiseguy, huh? At least you can talk. Who are you?
>Cap: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
>Cap: No one cared who I was before I picked up the shield.
>Iron Man: If I take it off, will you die?
>Cap: It would be extremely painful.
>Iron Man: You're a big guy.
>Cap: For you.
>Iron Man: Was getting caught part of your plan?
>Cap: Of course. Bucky refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
>Bucky: Nothing, I said nothing.
>Iron Man: Well, congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>Cap: Crashing this helicarrier. With no survivors!
>Cap: No, they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
>Falcon: Have we started the Civil?
>Cap: Yes, the Civil Wars.
>Cap: Calm down, Bucky, now is not the time for fear, that comes later.
>>71494502
kek
>marvel writes the plan scene
>all the writing is exactly the same
>except they do more than one take so it doesn't come off as an utterly ridiculous amateurish clusterfuck
>they also use an imax camera that isn't so loud they need all the actors to literally scream their lines
>the banevoice isn't three times louder than GUNFIRE
>>71496663
How can a camera be loud?
>CIA: what would happen if I pulled your mask off
>Bane: ever see that really old movie Disney Presents A LucasFilms production : S7ar Wa7s: episode 7 the Fo7ce Awakens (aviable on DVD/BluRay July 12) ?
>Calm down, Doctor. It's not like you're on a plane crash or something. Uhh, scratch that...
Pavel would be Stan Lee cameo.
>>71496663
You forgot the shaky camera.
>>71492947
*kisses you softly back*
>>71492878
:D
>>71493559
>Black green lantern has a gun
What did they mean by this?
>>71492878
whats with the bane renaissance lately?
>they work for the mercenary, the masketa man...
>did you just say "the mosquito man"? haha dude that's pretty weird
>>71498906
and it did saved his life literally.
>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
>Funny name, who's your brother, FBI?
>>71492878
>>71493032
>marvels le epic 4th wall breaking shitty dead pool humor
Fucking christ
>>71496663
Smee and Maiman would also be hamming it up.
>I didnt sign up for this!
>so thats what that feels like!
>>71494194
it would be extremely arid
>>71498992
the hothead mods seem to have been purged, or they realized we were going to fuIIchan and they were losing traffic
>>71501765
>>71501765
>fuIIchan
CIA: Pray tell me about of Bane! For what doth he weareth the mask? Much loyalty, for sentry!
Bane: Yet evenso wondereth he for what one striketh another man, before ejecteth he him from out a plane?
CIA: For the very least of concerns, thou canst speak. Who art thou?
Bane: It matters not who we are, what matters is our plan.
Bane: No man careth of my person, until I adorned my mask.
CIA: If I remove of thy mask, wilt thou perish?
Bane: It will cause much grievance.
CIA: Thou art a man of great stature!
Bane: For thou.
CIA: Was becoming reprimanded an element of your plan?
Bane: Verily...
Dr Pavel hath refused our offer in favour of thine, we had strong desire to know of what he told to you.
Dr. Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing!
CIA: Well, congratulations! Thou hast found thyself caught! Yet what is the proceeding venture thy great plan?
Bane: To fell this plane... without survivors!
>>71493559
yo hol up
>>71501873
>cuckchan