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>>71479837
What did he mean by this?
>>71479837
Oh man I didn't think I could do it but I sat through that whole webm. The cringe was so much.
>>71479837
Is this that Kino thing I have been hearing about?
>>71479837
is seagal the renaissance man of our generation?
How is his human trafficking ring going?
Anyone know why bobby lupo
>>71479837
the absolute madman
>>71479837
SICK aikido moves
>>71479837
Are there videos of any of the native people doing the dance? I want to see just how retarded his version was.
>he can sing
>he can dance
>he can act
>he can kick Jean-Claude Van Damme's ass in a fight
>he can arrest dangerous felons
Is there anything this man can't do?
>>71480353
bobby lupo
>>71479837
what an asshole
>>71480622
Prepare to die
>>71479837
Wow, just imagine how many punanis he snatched that day
>>71480321
More like
ayyyy-kiddo
>>71480622
Sounds like someone is stillmadabuddafiddybuk
>>71479837
Poor Chechen girl. That had to have been embarrassing as fuck.
What are we looking forward to the most?
>>71479837
I didn't think that the Tarantino dancing on the red carpet webm could be topped but here we are.
>>71480875
>Cyborg nemesis
CYBERKINO?
>>71479837
How can one man be so based?
![1000w[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FLElvSn.jpg "1000w[1].jpg")
>>71480875
>>71480960
Imagine being Paige Lauren Billiot in that movie and having to be all like "damn, Steven Seagal, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your cuddly folds and soulful singing voice
>>71480691
why is this so fucking funny to me
>>71479837
Is that fucking Kadyrov? What the fuck?
Segal is a Russian Jewish name, so maybe birthday man has some Chechen ancestry?
>>71481250
He hangs out in Russia a lot, he is personal friends with Putin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQW-FNFvnwI
>>71480691
>that expert regripping of his pistol
>>71481465
palms are sweaty from mom's spaghetti
>>71481465
>>71481209
>>71481465
I wonder how long it takes to become a true operator
Does he have a twatter account?
Post more operating plz.
I think I can get off to it.
>>71481540
Holy fuck I'm going to bust a lung
>>71479837
Is this Frozen 2?
>>71482565
How does he do it!?
>>71480691
oh dear
![MV5BMWRiMDQ1NDYtOTU5YS00YTU0LTllYjItNTk0ZTliZTk3MTgxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTQ5MjcwOTE@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,671,1000_AL_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pvWPw5O.jpg "MV5BMWRiMDQ1NDYtOTU5YS00YTU0LTllYjItNTk0ZTliZTk3MTgxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTQ5MjcwOTE@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,671,1000_AL_[1].jpg")
>>71480691
Why does he wear the Band-Aid?
>>71482802
>>71481540
>>71480691
STANDARD PROCEDURE
This is how a sensei treats his friends
>>71482565
almost got burned from the heat of the explosion
what will be his swan song?
>>71483156
He can make Japanese bitches vanish into thin air
"One day an executive walked into Seagal's trailer and found Hollywood's reigning manly man... weeping. 'Oh, I'm reading this script,' Seagal explained, still misty. 'It's the most incredible script I've ever read.'
'That's fantastic,' the executive said, 'Who wrote it?'
Seagal didn't miss a beat. 'I did' he replied."
>>71483156
MONICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>71480353
Jcvd would destroy seagal
>>71482565
>casually walks behind a tree
>>71479837
Someone posts Tarantino's cuck dance .webm
>>71483156
>>71480691
He was making sure the wall wouldn't make a break for it.
I took acid with a friend and for some reason we watched A Good Man and kept talking about "Seagalkino" and dying every time. I must have looked up nearly a hundred pictures of Seagal's face.
Amazing time, thanks /tv/ for bringing me to the light.
>>71481540
The butt isn't even in his shoulder at any point.
>>71484228
He only needs to do that for momentum
>>71484101
KEK
>>71480875
>>71480960
>>71480232
what the fuck is "kino" short for? you all keep saying it
>>71484607
kino is a synonym of perfection.
Friendly reminder that Sensei Seagal shot and killed a puppy at point blank range because "Animal abuse is one of my pet peeves"
>>71484607
hello newfriend
>>71484607
its a facebook meme
Waiting for the man falling out the window for that sweet sweet top class editing.
>But I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in ’96 or’97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O’Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna… it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini.
>>71480129
ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE'S BIRTHDAY?!
Has anyone read this? I'm sure it is painful to slog through, but it could really bring punani memes to the next level
>>71480230
>le cringe was so le much xD
underage
>>71479837
>LET'S GET SOME SAD DAD DANCING!
>no text
WHAT THE FUCK, YOU CAN'T START A THREAD WITHOUT TEXT HERE ANYMORE, WHAT'S HAPPENING
Should he run for president in 2020?
Seagal 2020?
>>71485560
>a man who snatched a puppy's birthday
>presidential material
Choose one (1)
>>71480691
His skin really is like he's made of wax. I've seen CGI that looks more like a human being than this.
>tfw Seagalposting died
>>71485668
Don't worry, once the next trailer drops it will come back.
>>71484412
Someone post the gif/webm of him shooting kids.
>>71485613
I choose presidential material
>>71479837
Easy... EAZY
>>71485909
is there more of this
![mega%20clothestline[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/WqWiW04.gif "mega%20clothestline[1].gif")
>>71486110
of coursh
>>71486201
this is fucking hilarious
>>71485958
![making-a-murderer-the-science-of-interrogation-and-brendan-dassey-s-confession-brendan-d-801868[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3u7xfZ1.jpg "making-a-murderer-the-science-of-interrogation-and-brendan-dassey-s-confession-brendan-d-801868[1].jpg")
>>71486201
>>71486331
Gets me every fucking time.
Thanks anon.
>>71486331
Its clear to me now.
The only thing that could have made Postal watchable would be Stefan Seagull
>>71486306
The match should be easy enough to find. It's top tier. Michaels pretty much oversells everything to that level the entire match. Comedy gold.
GAMEKINO
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>>71485961
The silent majority isn't going to vote for a man who has legal documentation evidencing his execution of a puppy
>>71480426
underrated post
>>71483755
>silly seagal, you're waifu is not real!
>>71486657
Sure, but strange things have happened before. I mean, Schwarzenegger became governor of California and Trump is running for POTUS now.
Just looking at him, hope you all get a wake up call in taking care of yourself. it's not difficult to get into shape or at least be healthier.
>>71487628
Do either of them have a documented legal history of executing a puppy?
![1b2[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/q8JHrMV.gif "1b2[1].gif")
>>71489019
>>71482565
How many rounds does his M1911 hold?
>>71484412
Is this Deus Ex?
>>71489853
One-thousand nine-hundred, and eleven.
>>71482565
"Peace Walker Boss fights.webm"
>The story of martial arts legend Judo Gene Lebell choking Steven Seagal until he soiled himself is a tale nearly as famous as Richard Gere’s gerbils, Rod Stewart’s stomach pump, or Danny Thomas’s predilection for glass-bottom boats. The 79-year-old Lebell, who was cageside for judoka Ronda Rousey’s arm-snapping win over Miesha Tate last Saturday, was recently interviewed by Ariel Helwani on The MMA Hour, where the subject was again broached of Steven Seagal, who’s been known to get his leathery scent on MMA from time to time.
>Basically, according to Lebell, when he choked Seagal (who, according to legend had claimed he couldn’t be choked out), Seagal pooped an entire steak dinner, which is probably not the unique physiological reaction he’s used to.
>"Well, if a guy soils himself, you can’t criticize him, because if they just had a nice big dinner an hour before, you might have a tendency to do that."
