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>>71434392
Azor Jon
Preston
>>71436895
KILL ALL WHITE MEN: the tv show
Me irl desu senpai
I miss Hodor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3imVbURYCU
so the only good episodes were the last 2, if you skip the denni scenes
also Davos is best girl
cant wait for season 7 episodes done by podeswa and mylod
>>71436895
>not giving little finger what he wants
she's still horrible player.
I think you have start wondering, what the hell is this plot?
/Highgarden/ remembers
Game of Thrones "Battle of the Bastards" visual effects breakdown reel
https://vimeo.com/172374044
>>71436957
Tywin
>>71436957
He'd be a stannisfag like all you /pol/ autists.
13th FOR KING IN THE NORF
>>71436924
Qa when
>>71436989
fuck off showfag
All rise in the presence of His Grace, King of the Andals, the First Men and the Rhoynar, Protector of the Realm, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. The White Wolf. Jaehaerys III Targaryen
>>71436971
Zombie apocalypse
>>71436989
>this much projection
t. Regressive liberal cuckold
How can Dany conquer westeros when she has an army that has no experience in winter climates?
QUICKLY, POST WAIFUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omlm9Xo2B6o
We fix season six mistakes. I'll start:
> recast hispanic Lyanna with pic related.
>>71436995
THE WHITE WOLF
Would you hold her hair back while she's sucking off 5 dothrakis savages?
>everyone screaming how great, awesome and epic recent episodes were
>finally watch them
Holy fuck, that was just bad. Those battles were ridiculously horrible.
How could anyone like this shit?
It became so fucking dumb it's like a parody at this point.
>>71437013
Lord of the Six Kingdoms, King in the North
ftfy
>>71436995
>>71436895
Lolibear approves this thread.
>>71436995
Who ever played lord glover really owned that scene.
>>71436957
>muh free isles
Ironborn.
So do the Tyrell's have any Uncles? Is there anyone to avenge them besides that old lady?
Also what in the fuck was the point of building Loris up as one of the best fighters in the kingdom when we never see him in battle? Why did they just cut his badass fight scenes from the books?
>>71437034
>she wanted to touch her face, couldn't because realized she had a shit ton of makeup
>she wanted to touch her hair, couldn't because realized she had it straightened
attention whore detected
>>71437013
You forgot king beyond the north, 998 Lord commander of the nights watch
>>71437013
>white wolf
DD have lost it
>>71437056
Can we get an actress name for lolibear? Or some off stage photos of her? She's really cute no pedo
>>71437053
But it was so epic, stuff burns, people get killed, jon dancing around the battlefield
So, women are ruling every single part besides the North?
>>71437031
That would be a perfectly valid plot point
HOWEVER
"""the fan favourite""" strong wymyn will overcome the odds and she will emasculate the oppressive patriarchal society of White Walkers. All men must die, even the blue ones.
t. Dabib
>>71437043
No. Gwen is a scheming shit that fucking betrays you no matter what. Im convinced shes been behind the entire house takeover.
>>71437053
the battle was the best thing in this season
>>71437107
Bella Ramsey
>>71437093
Margaery has a bunch of cousins ... who are all Tyrells. It's just the main branch of the family that got ended.
>>71437034
>unberievaburr
>>71437043
No, but I would if she is sucking off 5 of the Freefolk.
>>71437096
>White=Targaryen
>Wolf=Stark
Try to keep up mate
Can we agree that this season had the best music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-gbqbVd8c
so are /got/ threads going bye bye now, the wait for the shitposting was way to long
>>71437140
>she's actually named Ramsey
that's great
>>71437122
Sansa will ruin the north, give her time
>Ruined
>>71437127
You wouldn't help her?
>>71437150
Why wildlings?
K I T N
>>71437107
She's cute, but she's no best girl.
>>71437057
this, his booming voice and the music in the background gave me chills
GOAT scene, almost made up for all of the garbage in this season.
ANSWER THE POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10613119
http://www.strawpoll.me/10613119
http://www.strawpoll.me/10613119
http://www.strawpoll.me/10613119
so why does being half targshit make anyone so special. Arent they just normal people but with white hair and shit
Whole sam plot was boring as fuck but I believe it was necessary. He went to Horn hill for gilly and little sam but did not leave them there. Instead he took the heartsbane. He cannot wield it. Jon already have a valerian steel sword. Plot looks useless as Sam.
In old town, he will discover the prophecy and Lightbringer. He sacrifices Gilly. HeartsBane? becomes the lightbringer. a sword with soul.
>>71437140
Why are there so little photos of her
>>71437122
for now until they're confronted with the reality of having to lead on the front lines during battle.
otherwise who do the soldiers stand behind?
This is why a king will always be preferable over a queen.
A king spills blood side by side with his soldiers. Giving it all despite the risk of dying. But equal on the battlefield.
Most if not all women won't make it to the battlefield period. Thus earning jack shit from their subjects.
Blood and magical names only gets you a step forward. The rest of it comes down to doing the work yourself.
>>71437177
King Bran. King of Westeros. King of my heart. What I wouldn't do to defile his sweet pink boy poochie.
>>71436895
When these generals inevitably get banned, wtf are we supposed to do? How the fuck is it fair that we are literally unable to have a thread while every other shitty show and movie can continue without obstruction? It's actually fucking bullshit. Moreover, like with the old days, these threads are getting slower and slower. During the airing of each episode we'd have a new thread every 20 minutes almost. Wtf is happening?
I only pledge to one kingTHE KING IN THE NIGHT[spoiler/]
Can someone explain to me how a widow's family name works? Isn't Olenna Tyrell now Olenna Redwyne, or could she justify it as being the last surviving Tyrell?
>>71437176
the only way of helping her is a mace to the face until blood is all over the place. fucking cucks
>>71437093
In the novels, there is an older brother that was a great knight but was crippled if memory serves.
>>71437213
>king
>not leading from the rear
it's like you want to die
>>71437205
I think you have to start wondering, what the hell is this plot?
>>71437204
They have a magical blood link to dragons and fire the same way Starks have with snow, wolves and nature.
>>71437204
Being the legitimate king is already a pretty huge deal, unless you consider a now extint dinasty of usurpers to have a more legitimate claim that they can't use.
Also dragons an' shit.
So Mace came into King's Landing with a massive army. Where is this army at?
Where is the Sparrows that High Sparrow sent to get Cersei?
>>71437139
source?
>>71437122
Euron
>>71437195
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10613119
>dany dying is the second most voted one
im surprised, happy but surprised
>>71437238
A big black mace, if you will
>>71437213
>reality
Kings in reality don't fight wars
would you hold her hair back as she sucked of 5 literal bears?
>>71437139
>>71437268
shitty action game, for honor
>>71437264
Olenna took them with her. I'm assuming they won't be present in the Oldtown battle since they'd actually be able to beat Euron. Daenarys will get BTFO when she tries to get into a naval battle outshipped when her army is of Dothraki and Unsullied, plus Euron has the siege defense advantage plus ballistae.
>>71437122
Weak men will never rule.
>>71437053
You're incapable of enjoying anything
>>71437043
I'd be her handmaiden
>>71437262
but they werent even the greatest house in valyria
they're just a lucky house that got away before shit hit the fan
>>71437213
Huh, really makes you think
>>71437264
>all those House Lannister bannermen perfectly ok with Cersei killing Kevin
>>71437057
>>71437181
>not thinking that glorious Lady Mormont ownes the episode
Don't worry guys. Dany will melt that oppressive cis Wall with her dragons once she crosses the narrow sea. Then the free folk can really be free.
>>71437326
whos kevin
>>71437326
daughter comes before younger brother
>>71437314
Good.
>>71437238
What about Elaena?
>>71437326
Why would any of them care about kevan the kuck?
So... Dany goes to Westeros to literally meet the wiped table - each if her enemies is already dead, except for still-living Cersei and Littlefinger, who will most likely try to be her ally anyway. Because I doubt she's going to fight against starks.
Who is she going to fight? The others?
>>71437326
There is literally no proof that Cersei was behind that explosion goy
>>71437332
YOO RAFYOOSD DA COWL
>>71437205
the first siege of Oldtown will be from Sam's POV, they introduced the city for a reason. The big battle next season is the second siege where Daenarys fails miserably trying to kill Euron.
>>71436964
It doesn't matter what we want, once we get it, then we want something else.
>>71437346
>when a meme has gone so far you cant tell if someone is truly a cuck faggot or an idiot who laughs at his own jokes
>>71437372
Bigcock
>>71437318
Yes, all Valyrians have this, it's in their bloods.
Also, they knew the doom was coming and ran away, it's not luck, it's a dick move.
When these generals inevitably get banned, wtf are we supposed to do? How the fuck is it fair that we are literally unable to have a thread while every other shitty show and movie can continue without obstruction? It's actually fucking bullshit. Moreover, like with the old days, these threads are getting slower and slower. During the airing of each episode we'd have a new thread every 20 minutes almost. Wtf is happening?
>>71437240
There are three brothers, Loras who is basically just a poster boy and great tourney knight but not much else (even though he gets pushed into King's Guard), Garlan who is one of the few decent and competent nobles in Westeros, and then the crippled one, Willas, who is supposed to be the heir to the house.
I'm not sure if it was mentioned in the show but who gets the Bolton lands after their house was entirely wiped out? I'm assuming it's Littlefinger because he must've gotten something out of the whole ordeal.
>>71437375
There was no proof cersi was fucking her bother, but people put it together in the end.
If Ned had fled North around the same time as Renly left would he have eventually been made King in the North?
>>71437390
>implying you wouldn't
>>71437407
>special snowflakes the civilization
>>71437372
No One.
>>71437247
>poo in the loo
can't watch those because of cucking
>>71436936
so you bitch when they try to include non-whites, then you also bitch when the majority-white cast gets killed off
stop bitching, christ
>>71437429
>fuck
yes
>getting cucked
no
>>71437413
The barbarians probably
>>71437326
Did Kevan die? I didn't see him in the sept.
But I wasn't looking for him tbqh
>>71437426
no he would of supported stannis as the heir.
>>71437420
>There was no proof cersi was fucking her bother, but people put it together in the end.
>cersei defeated, confessed to everything
>history books written in westeros in 100 years from now paint stannis as the hero and rightful heir.
>>71437412
Willas seems to be fairly decent- he's good friends with Oberyn despite the latter causing his crippledness. Garlan looks like a good guy but may have been one of the few to know Joffrey was to die apparently. Loras is too honourable but good otherwise.
>>71437468
What if you get to fuck her after it?
>>71437247
somebody edit in the red weding into this
>>71437426
No because he would pledge for Stannis
>>71437471
>Did Kevan die? I didn't see him in the sept.
Did you watch the show dude?
>>71437413
LF isn't going to get northern land from people who know not to trust him. It will go to Sansa or Tormund (should he kneel)
>>71437471
>I didn't see him in the sept.
He stood next to Mace the entire time. The camera focuses on them multiple times.
>>71437501
>liking coalburners
>>71437221
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn enough of the poochie posting my autism can't take it
>>71437372
>Dany goes to Westeros
>Instead of the group of treacherous and oppresive lords she expects to find she just finds Cersei, pretty much demented already and choleric as fuck
>Doesn't feel like fucking Asha anymore
Where the fuck is Ghost?
>>71437471
literally lmaoing at your life
Is the mountain alive or it's just a zombie with the mountain's body?
Zombie in the Haitian way, not the Walking Dead way
>>71437205
Long claw already has a soul with ygritte
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN
>>71437544
Dothrakis aren't black
>>71437556
Cut
any good game of thrones ASMR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aabBZhGC8nM
When these generals inevitably get banned, wtf are we supposed to do? How the fuck is it fair that we are literally unable to have a thread while every other shitty show and movie can continue without obstruction? It's actually fucking bullshit. Moreover, like with the old days, these threads are getting slower and slower. During the airing of each episode we'd have a new thread every 20 minutes almost. Wtf is happening?
>>71437556
ghosts are invisible
>>71437576
DUDE I KILLED EVERYONE MAKE WE QUEEN
[after imploding the Great Sept with wildfire, Cersei and her men appear]
Cersei Lannister: King's Landing, take control! Take control of your city. This… this is the instrument of your liberation!
[the Redcloaks bring Hallyne forward and make him kneel in front of Cersei]
Cersei Lannister: Identify yourself to the realm.
Hallyne: W-Wisdom Hallyne, alchemist.
Cersei Lannister: And what… what is this cache?
Hallyne: It's a… fully primed wildfire. Once it takes fire, the substance will burn fiercely until it is no more. More, it will seep into cloth, wood, leather, even steel, so they take fire as well.
Cersei Lannister: And who is capable of removing such a substance?
Hallyne: Only alchemists.
Cersei Lannister: Only you. Thank you, wisdom. [Gregor snaps Hallyne's neck. The crowd screams in terror]
Cersei Lannister: Now, this substance is planted everywhere! This substance is volatile! And the identity of the torchman is a mystery. For one of you holds the torch! And we came here not as conquerors, but as liberators to return control of this city to the people. And at the first sign of interference from the outside world, or for those people attempting to flee, this anonymous smallfolk - this unsung hero - will set the fire. For now, martial law is in effect. Return to your homes, hold your families close, and wait. Tomorrow you claim what is rightfully yours.
>>71437043
I wish I could marry Gwyn to Rodrik
>>71436895
Seriously though. Like not even memeing.
Was Kit standing on a box to do this scene? Kit isn't the tallest man in the world and Sophie is Slenderman status at this point.
So did Lyanna whisper Jon's real name as well?
>>71437544
>ywn see Dillane Vs. Mcellerton on screen
>>71437564
he's something in between. ice resurrection seems to make people zombies, fire resurrection makes them more or less the same, the mountain is somewhere between the two
>>71437556
CGI money is for dragons.
>>71437556
Deader than summer
>>71437583
not white = shite
Okay, so Westeros is supposed to connect to Essos by the North, and there's two Walls. How does this make any sense?
>>71437588
Because retards (that are likely just falseflaggers trying to get us banned) keep creating 30+ threads at once.
>>71437605
Elaena is perfect for Rodrik
>>71437630
diversity is beautiful :^)
>>71437595
>and who...
>>71437458
I feel like you used both of those in a manner that implied they conflict...
>>71436936
>all that butt hurt
There's a lot of white men in the show of course most of them would get killed.
>>71437588
it's because retards will spam the board with got shit instead of posting in the general.
you say they're slowing down but look at how many got threads are on the board right now.
>>71437576
That is one shitty piss colored wig.
They couldn't even be bothered to find one with a similar fucking hair color as hers.
>>71437642
that map is retarded and whoever thought it up is either trolling or a 12 year old who doesn't understand how north/south/east/west works
>>71437040
Irish lyanna looks 10x fucking better than beth
>>71437504
He probably should've sent a raven to Robb telling him to do that then
>>71437546
Sorry anon. Guess I reallyscrewed the pooch.
>>71437588
The board is so bad that I doubt they'll ban it again. The logic is unheard of.
>better make room for neo-nazi shilling, pictures of aiden gillen, and celebrity gossip!
>>71437654
I don't like Elaena and chose to not get involved with her in my game. I wanted Gwyn for him, much more interesting.
>>71437620
kek
What the fuck even is this?
>>71437616
White walkers are Walking Dead-like zombies
They act by instinct
The mountain seems to be like the Voodoo zombies, where they become slaves of the master who made them
I don't know if the mountain still has a personality or if he just does what the maestre and Cersei told him to do
>>71437700
Reminder that not everything that is not about left or wellfare is neo nazi shilling, mohammed/hamed/hans/sven.
>>71437682
>implying planetos isn't flat like earth
>>71437709
that's drogon bro
>>71436895
it very clearly was a kiss of death, only retards didn't get this
>>71437701
Gwyn was a lot less naive than Elaena
>>71437053
Contrarian.
>roose is dead
>ramsay is dead
>frey is dead
>pycelle is dead
>kevan is dead
>mace is dead
>wilding girl is dead
>waif is dead
>smugfu is dead
>loras is dead
>sparrow is dead
>thorne is dead
>blackfish is dead
>mcshane is dead
remember when character deaths used to be shocking and surprising
>>71437730
it doesn't make sense even if it's flat....
the earth is in fact flat though
>>71437715
Zombie Mountian sometimes does stuff on his own though. Like killing that guy who was telling the story of how he flashed Cersei.
Must still have some critical thinking skill to put the whole story together and know Cersei would want him killed for it.
>>71437747
She was also a Whitehill fucking shit
>>71437727
I never said nor implied that, you fat /pol/ subhuman. Kill yourself.
cast him for next season
>>71437556
confirmed alive but they blew up all of the money on Wun Wun
>>71437782
they won though
>>71437753
At the end of the show feudalism will die because there won't be a noble alive left
>reminder this man died because of her
>>71437031
>Dany
Dany was raped. She was not "legally" raped in the laws of the dothraki. The argument is how we define rape as a modern society with full acknowledgement that women are equally as human as men. In that context she was 100% raped. She suffered. She was traumatized. End of story.
And yes. Insane fact: rape is actually the worst crime. It's the only crime that can never have a moral justification behind it. Even murder can be justified more commonly than rape.
neckbeards will REEEEE about this
>>71437753
Yeah, sometime around Ned's execution. I don't even ask myself who's going to die anymore, only how.
>>71437819
at the end of the show the white walkers will win and there will be no humans left
>>71437801
>Jon's well to do wildling squire
Make it happen HBO
glassing the sandrakers with wildfire when?
>>71437644
>>71437680
>>71437700
Literally none of this means the threads should be banned nor does it explain why the threads are going so slow
>>71437763
It kinda makes sense if planetos is shaped like a doughnut.
>>71437753
What the fuck are they going to do next season? Unless they somehow write back in all characters they've cut like Aegon, Victarion, LSH, etc, they're going to struggle just to fill the time.
>>71437842
now that i think about it, karl should have fucking been dolorous edd
he IS dolorous edd
>>71437823
>rape is actually the worst crime.
0/10
>>71437747
It's part of what makes her the best choice in a political marriage. She's also more interesting as a character in general.
>>71437823
>It's the only crime that can never have a moral justification behind it
I dont know, the sandnigs just call it a sexual emergency
>>71437823
>Insane fact: rape is actually the worst crime.
this is what feminists actually believe
>As the series goes on, however, Dany becomes more and more of a Mary Sue, which, considering that she starts out as the violet-eyed last scion of a dying house, is really quite an achievement. She attracts a fanatically devoted army of followers. Every man she meets falls in love with her. She becomes absurdly virtuous. Abolishing slavery is a good thing, don’t get me wrong, but she seems to be literally the only person in the world who objects to it — it seems to be used as a crude way to establish that she’s the Good Ruler. And the way that she gets it done is a little off-putting. She approaches the problem with a burning moral certitude, and backs it up with overwhelming physical force. End of story. There do not seem to be any negative (or even any complicated) consequences.
cont.
>>71437753
>>71437838
Was honestly surprised they killed off Mace and Margaery in that way at least. Curious about what Margaery's plan to take down the septim was.
>>71437801
Darkstar or griff
Is it fair to call this place the Somalia of Westeros?
>>71437823
I'd say torture or genocide is a worse crime than rape
>>71437715
>White walkers are Walking Dead-like zombies
no, some anon yesterday posted interview with the linguist guy who made Dothraki and Valyrian languages, he confirmed that WW have language. Having language means that they also have civilization.
Would you bang her?
>>71437823
>rape is actually the worst crime.
keying a car is the worst crime you cunt
>>71437873
Epic Dany vs Cersei and Jon vs night king
Next season: everyone vs the night king
>>71437910
>And then there are these ancient prophecies popping up, about how she’s going to unite and save the world… the story begins to hit some very familiar beats. The collapse of the prophecy about Rhaego made it seem like this was a series where all myths are false. There is no preordained savior, no mystical leader: people just muddle through the best they can, and make up stories afterwards. But it’s looking more and more like the endgame of the books is going to be a struggle between Danaerys’ true myth, and everybody else’s false myths. And that arguably makes it worse. The charm of the series was that it deflated the fascist fantasy, demanded that we accept normal, fallible humanity as a story worth telling, even in a fantastical realm. But what if Martin doensn’t think it’s worth telling after all? What if all of the first four books were just an extended tour of the Weimar republic? What if the seven kingdoms, the Starks, the Lannisters, all of it, is just so much rubble to be cleared away by the cleansing fire of Dany’s ascension? What if Game of Thrones was never really a departure from the fascist aesthetic after all: what if Westeros was just waiting for the right führer to come along?
>>71437372
Who in Westeros is even against her now? She made a deal with 3 of the houses who could actually post a threat.
>>71437918
the somalia of westeros is the iron islands
What's more likely?
SansaxTyrion when Dany comes back. Tyrion was nice to Sansa, has experience in bed, is a pretty good dude, smart, they got along, could teach Sansa a lot.
Sansa and Jon. Jon's nice, experienced in bed, willing to fight for her and protect her, is upfront with her, trusts her completely, could teach her how to lead and keep the current alliance together and earn people's respect with stuff other than name.
>>71437910
>There do not seem to be any negative (or even any complicated) consequences.
that's pretty common in this show.
>>71437823
what does this have to do with her conquering westeros?
>>71437031
well she's meant to have randall tarly on her side, he should be the best living general in westeros right now.
don't know how she will conquer the north though.
>>71437873
They'll have more Tyrion joke scenes to stall the plot because they don't have enough plot for the seasons plot.
>>71437894
Think she's secretly a slut?
>>71437924
Both are justifiable.
>>71437945
>lanisters
>people behind lanisters
>>71437951
If the show follows GRRM's idea it will end in Jon marrying either Arya or Sansa.
GLORY AND APPROBATION TO CERSEI, QUEEN OF 7 KINGDOMS AND PROTECTOR OF THE REALM
>>71437955
Randyll Tarly will be completely forgotten about. You won't see or hear of him ever again.
Watch this post come true.
When did the show officially jumped the shark?
for me, its when we saw the white walkers for the first time
>>71437951
tyrion and sansa will get back together, jon and dany will marry and ride a dragon into the sunset while singing a whole new world
this is literally what will happen to dany and jon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s
>>71437823
>It's the only crime that can never have a moral justification behind it.
Someone's never seen Eastern Promises
Post underappreciated characters; I'll start:
>Everyone thinks Theon burned Bran and Rickon
>Theon, listen to me. I serve Winterfell. Now Winterfell is yours. I'm bound by oath to serve you.
>Run. Five hundred Northmen wait outside the walls. You have twenty men. You can't win. Wait for nightfall and run.
>Don't go home. Join the Night's Watch. Once a man has taken the black, he's beyond reach of the law. All his past crimes are forgiven.
>There are ways. Hidden passageways, built so the lords of Winterfell could escape. The road will be dangerous, but with a little luck... the Night's Watch is an ancient, honorable order. You'll have opportunities there.
>The opportunity to make amends for what you've done.
>I've known you many years, Theon Greyjoy. You're not the man you're pretending to be.
>Not yet.;_;
>>71438003
The first five minutes of season 1 episode 1?
>>71438003
Shirtless Ramsay or edgy cannibals thenns
>>71437910
The show version is a turd. I want deluded, blood craved, a conquerer that won't plant trees.
I want to see her burning KL with everyone in it.
>But it was not the plains Dany saw then. It was King’s Landing and the great Red Keep that Aegon the Conqueror had built. It was Dragonstone where she had been born. In her mind’s eye they burned with a thousand lights, a fire blazing in every window. In her mind’s eye, all the doors were red. (AGOT, Daenerys III)
>>71437945
>Ironborn an actual house
>Euron not the legitimate ruler of the Ironborn
Two houses and Euron is a bigger threat than theon and yara,
>>71437932
No Sansa is better
>>71438023yes
>>71438003
When they casted Snooki as lyanna
>>71437823
it's like every single day the population of this website is replaced with newfucks who don't know cheap bait when they see it
or maybe you're just samefagging
>>71438003
>jumped the shark
pls explain this term
Isn't Sansa's name Bolton now? Seeing as she married Ramsey and they consummated the marriage (rape)?
Also is Jon going to get legitimised as a Stark or Targaryen? You can't have a dynasty with the name "Snow" you'd never be able to tell who was related to you as the name is common as fuck.
Does Sansa even have the power to legitimise Jon as a Stark seeing as she's a Bolton?
>>71438063
jesus fucking christ
>>71438049
The funny thing is that it's posted every day.
>>71438029
>Euron is a threat
Yara stole the fleet and all the sailors. She has literally the only military might of the ironborn that matters with her.
>>71438049
lol I'm not. I've been posting this pasta for a week, guaranteed at least 10 replies every time.
>>71438003
danny taking mereen just by talking
>>71437977
Well, she is still loyal to Asher. So I'm guessing not. Sadly, because if she wasn't I could fuck her with Rodrik which is what I'd wanted.
>>71438073
Ramsay is dead now and she has no actual Bolton blood.
>>71438003
Tywin's death. That's when women and children inherited the 7 kingdoms. Nothing good has happened since.
BALLISTABOWL SOON
>>71437987
In Misticon/Mysticon a westeros.org guy actually asked him about Jon's relationship with Arya. From his answer it appears that he isn't thinking about that route at all and the lines taken out of context as foreshadowing is wrong. He was also apparently pissed with the outline becoming public but said he made up a bunch of stuff to get attention of publishers.
>>71438106
If your husband dies you keep his surname, you don't suddenly reset to your maiden name.
>>71438091
>they'll build more ships
>all the sailors
If she had all the sailors why is euron building more ships? and why did she lose the kings moot?
don't invent things mate.
She ran away from him remember that.
>>71438119
targ fucking shits
>>71438003
episode 1 of season 5 with the introduction of the sneks
i knew the show was irreparably damaged at that point and there was no turning back
>>71438131
> Queen Cersei Lannister first of her name.
Lol okay
>>71437985
Cersei and a bunch of nobodies. Literally nothing.
>>71438105
Grieving girls are the sluttiest tbqh
>>71438131
>Cersei of House Lannister
>>71438119
>let's attack the dragons and ignore the ships
the only reason he's going to win is because le meme plot
>>71438073
Jon is stark by acclamation, just like the bastard son of Bael the Bard (king beyond the wall) and lady stark.
Who was best lyanna anon
>>71438119
In Dorne they killed one of Aegons dragons with a fucking spear.
They are not that indestructible like, say, Smaug.
>>71438131
Just like Olenna REDWYNE amirite
>>71438091
>Yara stole the fleet and all the sailors. She has literally the only military might of the ironborn that matters with her.
You know that she had a tiny fraction of the captains and bannermen and only took 100 ships, right? If the kingsmoot support is proportional, then Euron has at least 10,000 Ironborn with him.
Why didn't Ramsey use his 20 good men?
>>71438143
the mountain tearing people apart in the middle of nowhere when Cersei goes to meet him comes close
>>71438175
yes
>>71438153
that's different though, you can't marry into the royal family, that's why Margaery is still a Tyrell or Cersei a Lannister
>>71438003
Probably Arya returning and J'aquen being like "Now you are Truly No One"
How? What action evenly remotely indicated that?!?!!?!?!!
>>71437298
Napoleon did
>>71438132
I honestly have no idea how Yara lost the queensmoot when she had enough support to steal the fleet. Who would argue with her if she has the entire fleet on her side?
I have no clue how or why Euron is building more ships. If he lost all the ships and the men necessary to sail and fight in them, who exactly is left on Pyke?
I don't know why she ran at all, when, again she had the support of the fleet.
>>71438119
Where did this come from all of a sudden? New leaks?
>danny starts conquering
>burns people
>invades a cold part of the world during winter
is she literally hitler
>>71438182
Brienne and Pod killed them all
>>71438182
They are extremely expensive
>>71438175
1>5>others
where did it go so wrong, the adult lyanna was ugly
and who is 5 anyway
>>71438184
season 4 had some good stuff, there were a couple of really dumb fuck scenes though, nothing major though.
Why didn't Jon hang the traitorous lords?
>>71438178
Tyrell née redwyne idiot.
>>71438175
1 and 3 is OUR lyanna
>>71438153
>>71438161
That's her house but her surname is still Baratheon.
Think about what happens irl if your husband dies, your name doesn't magically change unless you remarry.
>>71438176
How dumb do you have to be to lose a dragon due to that? Drogon must be 10x the dragon as that one since he destroyed a whole fleet without a scratch.
>>71438175
Any one on that list would be better than what we got tbqhwy
WTF I love Cersei now.
Here's the key to great female characters - don't have their power and intelligence ruined by them saying "I'm a strong womyn" every other scene.
>>71438235
because the long night is coming and there's no use wasting good men for such irrelevant bullshit
>>71438211
I don't think so, it's just predictable as fuck that Daenarys is going to lose the Oldtown battle and a dragon was killed by a ballista in the past. There is no city more likely to have ballistae than Oldtown and Euron is the kind of guy to kill a dragon.
Ye
>>71438264
She looks like a fucking Romulan. She plasma torpedoed the sept
>>71438269
I just don't understand why that had to be a part of it. He could've said "You failed dude, just leave."
They just destroyed the logic of that whole subplot to give it a weird sports movie moment. Whole thing makes me cringe / will make Arya's story cheaper from here on out.
>>71438207
Because they're skeleton crews.
You're doing it again you're making things up so they make sense with the story in your head.
The reason she ran away was because she didn't have the entire fleet, how he's building ships ask D&D, why? because he's pissed and wants to kill yara and theon.
once again yara lost the kingsmoot and ran away because she was afraid of euron, thats the entire reason she went to danny for help.
>>71438268
Better execute four men of the nights watch then, since they don't have any personal shortage
>>71438119
GET
FUCKING
HYPE
>>71438045
THIS
>>71438135
However it's almost impossible to hit a dragon mid air with a ballista.
Look at military history when planes started to be shot down only when they start using anti aircraft shells that explodes near the target rather than just hit them directly.
>>71438269
Damn how incompetent must Jaqen be to be outsmarted by Arya "bait the knife with my stomach" Stark
>>71438175
one true lyanna
>>71437298
This isn't true unless you mean kings don't fight in the vanguard, which would have been a rarity. Hannibal did but he had balls of steel.
>>71438268
Then send them to the wall, where they belong.
>>71437801
Maester who trains Samwell next season.
>Alright?
>Got some Educating Tarly comin' up
>Tywin Lannister... right? Pretty famous
>Was half lion... I read that in the history books you can look it up for yourself
>Anyway... died on the loo.
>Havin' a shite. Not the way I'd wanna go
>So they start looking for his killer...
>Turns out...
>Little Imp fella
THIS IS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rus%27%E2%80%93Byzantine_War_(941)
THE BYZANTINE FLEET ( 15 SHIPS ) DEFEATED THE RUS ( 1k SHIPS ) BY USING WILDFIRE
GET HYPE
>THEY LITERALLY CALL THEMSELVES THE NORMIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYoYdKU_L6o
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
>>71438331
>However it's almost impossible to hit a dragon mid air with a ballista.
It's almost impossible to find the girl you're looking for in the middle of nowhere in some inhospitable mountains
>>71437984
So is rape then
>>71437160
agreed
>>71438175
>>71438244
>>71438351
I've been gone for a while
How is she OUR lyanna? I'm not complaining I'm really asking
>>71438351
How do I get a gf like her
>>71438358
MAKE THIS HAPPEN HBO
>>71438359
We already did that a few seasons ago.
>>71438320
But why would she take so many 'skeleton-crewed' ships when Euron could take the remainder, fully crewed, and destroy her in the open sea? I don't understand why Euron doesn't immediately chase Yara after he is publicly humiliated by his own incompetence.
>>71438255
Aegon dragons where huge. Even the younger ones born in Dragonstone.
>>71438331
Just get a whole big battery of ballistas and fire a barrage
>>71438255
>>71438176
It was a lucky ballista bolt through the eye though.
But more tellingly, ALL FIVE DRAGONS in King's Landing were at one point killed by an angry mob of peasants armed with melee weapons.
The dragons aren't superweapons, they're more like attack helicopters. Gotta be careful with them or they'll go down in flames.
>>71437784
>Doesn't agree with me.
>I am le pol boogey man.
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I will just ignore the fact that she looks like an overweight Mexican in ht emid 40s.
>>71438401
Then losing to a spear isn't plausible.
>>71438425
she's scottish.
Is Sansa a size queen? Daenerys and Cersei obviously are
>>71438358
DONT. TALK. SHIT.
>>71438413
>ALL FIVE DRAGONS in King's Landing were at one point killed by an angry mob of peasants armed with melee weapons.
yea people seem to forget this, i guess they didn't read the princess and the queen
a couple thousand peasants just bum rushed the dragon pit and killed a couple dragons.
>>71437247
Why that nigger is trying to fondle that poor girl? Start of a rape?
>>71438455
Sansa wouldn't know.
Only had Ramsay's small dick in her
>>71438400
She took as many as she could becasue she plans to give them to dany, who has an army.
Euron knows this and needs to replace the ships he's lost so he can A give dany more ships or B kill his niece and nephew.
did you even watch the show?
>>71438445
She's a dago
>>71438175
1: perfect as is, accent, look, and body language spot on.
2: too old
3: right look but can she speak with northern accent??
4: doesn't look like any of the other Starks
5: maybe too physically pretty to be lyanna
6: bready good
Rest: meh
>>71437583
They get the dick from the horses, so that makes them even worse than niggers.
SANSA IS PREGNANT WITH RAMSEY'S RAPE BABY
SCREENCAP THIS POST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_njlONzxDMQ
>>71438478
>Ramsay
>small dick
lol
>>71438491
she was so ugly in the fall I mean her friend was a 9/10 and shea 4.
>>71438409
An actor that is pro-globalism? You don't fucking say.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10621053
who will win next season's battle?
I'm genuinely confused as to why Euron is in the show at this point. If we wanted to establish him as a villain he should have come in at season 5.
But without Victorian, with literally less than 10 minutes of screen time in season 6 I have no doubt that he's going to be nothing more than a plot device to delay Dany getting to Westeros while we develop King's Landing more.
Either that or he joins Cersei.
>>71438462
He's comforting his wife
I think you've gotta start wonderingwhat the hell is this plot?
Euron won't kill a dragon with a ballista.
He has some trick in his sleeve, something magical.
>>71438478
>Ramsay
>small dick
>>71437823
She wasnt raped, they were married.
>>71438377
All I know is that cordy is BEST GIRL and will always be the real Lyanna Stark.
>>71438480
But I'm saying why would Yara think she could get away if Euron still has men and ships? Properly crewed ships can quickly overtake skeleton crewed ships, and a quick response from Euron would end in the rebellion ending in the open sea.
So why would anyone follow Euron after he just allowed a rebellion and his solution is to 'make more boats' rather than go and kill them? Do ironborn like building boats better than killing and reaving?
>>71438564
normies need le evil villian or they don't know who are they suppose to hate/support.
>>71438580
> Marriage implies consent.
Please never reproduce. Not that I have to worry about that here.
>>71438499
Thoughts on pic related?
>>71438607
You're just moving the goalposts now.
>>71438548
>>71438576
It's true.
Why do you think Sansa was so upset?
She didn't even get a good dicking out of it
Based Cersei
>>71438633
The one thing I hate about this bitch is the casting call literally said "20 yr old Stunner", I'm not one for ozgefags but jesus fucking christ she would have been better, she didnt have to speak too
>>71438652
I honestly thought she stole the whole fleet because Euron didn't immediately chase her and recapture the rest of his fleet. But since Euron has ships and men left in the show, I am puzzled why he did not give chase.
>>71438660
Oldtown to Asshai is the GOAT compromise, it's important that he mentioned Oldtown desu
No one gives a fuck about Ibben
>>71438621
>>71438617
>>71438575
But the show has several normie villains already. They're even setting up the plausibility that Cersei will be able to hold her own against Dany.
Euron hasn't even really shown to be anything but empty promises. I doubt most show viewers even realize he's supposed to become such a big part of the show.
>>71438633
Looks like a northern girl to me. Applying today's modern beauty standards to a medieval fantasy setting is a little austitic, no?
i really wouldn't be surprised if euron does get to be a dragon rider at some point by stealing one away from dany
at some point there's going to be some 1 on 1 battle on dragons, kind of like what happens in the princess and the queen between aemond and aegon ii.
>>71438712
>Cersei will be able to hold her own against Dany.
Cersei won't even be able to hold her own against her people
>>71438633
She's ok tbqh
So what if in the last season we get twists like:
>Rholl or whatever they call it is the actual final boss and the red priests are all evil.
>Dany and Jon are both useful idiots playing along his plan.
>The night king was the good guy all along.
Would it redeem this current shitfest?
>>71438712
>They're even setting up the plausibility that Cersei will be able to hold her own against Dany.
How?
>>71436895
Just got around to seeing it
It's getting cornier every passing episode
I want to hate the Arya character so much but for what, it won't matter anyway. Once her arch is done or the show ends.. her career will be over
House Frey sends their regards, to the one hit wonder "the female Daniel Radcliffe"
>>71438801
She's a 10/10 in britain
>>71438712
>But the show has several normie villains already
Normies think cersei is good because le stronk womyn in le throne but euron is a white male.
>>71438774
That's what a logical person would think.
But remember we're in the logic of D&D here.
>>71438810
The fact that she's queen at the end of the season with NO objections sets up that the show isn't really ready to apply logic in terms of taking down cersei
>>71437195
>Have Jon and Dany fuck before they find out they are related
>Have Jon and Dany fuck after they find out that they are related
These two options were missing from your poll.
>>71438828
if she is 10/10 in britain, what's emilia and sophie?
>>71438660
Why would they change the line just for the sake of it? Is not like showfags give a shit about city names.
what's the name of the song from the jon targaryen reveal?
>>71438707
Just play it on loop, it'l become clear eventually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efwghvZcMRc
only use the spoiler if you give up.D&D are hacks
>>71438763
Okay, this could be cool. I just don't understand why they haven't applied that to Euron at all yet.
Really frustrating to think the time we spent with Dorne could have been used on the Iron Islands in seasons 5 and 6. Imagine: a true Kingsmoot!!!!
>>71437077
Improved.
>>71438885
Has Ibben ever even been mentioned in the show? I can see why they'd use cities the show has more familiarity with.
>>71438903
the tower
>>71438854
I didn't want to put memes and hackness on it, if i wanted to i could just put Tyrion Dany and Jon ride dragons into the sunset and have a ménage à trois
>>71438965
Cutting Ibben is fine, cutting Asshai is not.
>>71438965
Not like they will remember if it was mentioned. The average show watcher doesn't know who Rhaegar is.
>>71438965
honestly you'd only give a shit if you actually looked at a map of westeros
>>71439050
no matter what they said
>>71438812
I don't think you can call her Female Daniel Radcliffe, considering Radcliffe immediately did How To Succeed In Business and other stage plays during downtime between HP movies specifically TO establish his career.
When these generals inevitably get banned, wtf are we supposed to do? How the fuck is it fair that we are literally unable to have a thread while every other shitty show and movie can continue without obstruction? It's actually fucking bullshit. Moreover, like with the old days, these threads are getting slower and slower. During the airing of each episode we'd have a new thread every 20 minutes almost. Wtf is happening?
Can someone post the picture with Sibel and not being able to see the CGI boat? Please?I'll suck your dick
>>71439113
Hiro actually likes /got/ I doubt we're banned this season
We wont be banned due to our antics this season as we literally did nothing wrong, we could however be banned for spite if people decided to report the general for no other reason than to spite us
>>71439113
its almost like theres less to talk about during offseason, so the further we get from the season finale the slower the threads get and the threads become pure shitposting and discussion about the books
>>71438175
1 mandatory
but 5 by far
>>71439113
Ask the Homestuck fans, who were banned from /co/ when they were by far the biggest fandom there, and didn't get any other board to post on.
>>71438119
The worst thing about Euron is his shitty fucking mutton chops.
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