Times Ramsay was objectively wrong. Pic related looks absolutely delicious.
>pan pizza
disgusting
>>71398041
Link to the episode/scene?
what goes through the head of a meme forcer? do they think they are being clever?
>today i will make this completely mundane bit of television into a full blown social media star
>>71398041
That's some good lookin' 'za right there.
You're joking, but there are americans here that unironically will defend this shit
>>71398154
Joke is on the meme poster though, most of the time these threads just become cosy kitchen nightmares threads filled with cooking with jack webms.
>>71398116
This. It seems like the hottest /tv/ meme and I don't wanna fall behind on board culture
>>71398116
This
>>71398041
too lazy to find the link, but that pic related pizza is on the menu as "thin crust" pizza
and they told him they think it is the best pizza in the town. Even the waiter admitted it is laughable.
it is only a sub par greasy pizza, but Ramsay had to overreact because money
oh and ofcourse the dough was RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>71398228
>>71398236
search for panteleones
Is this the episode?
Because I googled the image and this came up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTzQBz_E7zs
>>71398307
thanks famalam
if anyone is LITERALLY incapable of working ANYTHING out on his own, have a Ramsey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
ITS FUCKING PEPPERONI PIZZA; OF COURSE ITS GOING TO BE GREASY; PEPPERONI FLAVORED GREASE OVER YOUR CHEESE; THATS THE FUCKING POINT
Is there any instance where he actually liked the food they served him?
>>71398408
Amy's Baking Company.
He said the cakes were delicious and Amy was a great cook and that all the haters are wrong because my wife's cooking is delicious
>>71398228
Exactly why i requested it
>>71398408
That one US Southern food place in London. I don't remember which episode it was, but I remember he said it's the first time he's finished a full meal on the show.
>>71398041
Cu/ck/s pls go
>>71398396
American reality tv is suffering
>>71398041
hhhhmmmmm
>>71398228
Calling it a meme would imply that this has become memetic, caught on and is posted by many people, which it hasn't, so it's not a meme yet. And it's definitely NOT board culture.
>>71398408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuYLjxmaNBE
>>71398547
It wasn't in London it was in Brighton.
>>71398674
Whatever.
>>71398191
not 'go style tho
>>71398645
t. Professor Meme M. Memesteiner
>>71398559
It's truly fucking shite, the ridiculous dramatic music and editing, always finding the most arrogant, cuntiest chefs that Ramsay cannot possibly hope to work with, and then he isn't even legally allowed to beat the shit out of the tossers.
>>71398408
There's an episode where a chef is this girl who looks like a potatard that doesn't give a fuck about cooking and thinks her food sucks she just needed a job.
Ramsay ordered a clam chowder she made and thought it was delicious.
>>71398154
This is genuinely a redditor thread. Picture very related
its one of the spammers from there
>"I think sir Ramsay's problem is that he hasn't tasted a classic pizza before"
was he right /tv/?
>>71398724
SHITCAGO STYLE '''''PIZZA''''' IS A FUCKING MEME. IT IS NOT PIZZA, IT IS A CASSEROLE. 'GO 'ZA MIGHT AS WELL JUST BE LASAGNA.
>>71398848
I'M HUNKRY
But SERIOUSLY
What was wrong with this 'za?
He was freaking out about one of the people owning something that belonged to someone who died.
Am I supposed to believe is fancy Britbong doesn't own any antiques?
>>71398980
>americans
>>71399051
lol wut?
Half of my dishes are from my dead grandparents.
>>71398980
It's made using your dick cheese.
>>71399110
it was a Hotel Hell episode. it was a strange thing for him to get hung up on
>>71399052
Jesus Christ.
>>71398258
what..
the best dough on homemade pizza is when it's fresh about the oven raw'ish
Ramsey is an absolute pleb
Who is your kitchen nightmares waifu?
Mine is Miranda from Amy's Baking Company.
>>71398450
he actually said her pastries were great, but the food was shit
>>71398041
This thread gets posted everyday and yet people are bitching about Game of thrones post.
>>71399052
Holy shit.
>>71398450
those were store bought cakes
>>71398041
>>71398571
>>71398980
Have a (YUUUUUUUUUUU)
>>71399052
obese amerilards WILL defend this
SHITTY FORCED MEME
>>71398450
>>71399213
Those cakes were not made at Amy's, they were ordered from a different place.
can someone explain this meme?
I don't watch hell's kitchen or whatever show this is
>>71398396
Celestina Crespin
>>71398980
Ingredienti scadenti
Impasto troppo spesso che quindi non riesce a cuocersi perfettamente
Troppo olio
>>71399202
>no problem
>>71399491
christ the US version is so shit
why can't Yanks watch anything without sound effects and artificial personalities
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who dip their fucking 'za in ranch dressing
>>71399351
It's not a meme, just some shit thread one autist is attempting to force.
>>71399189
>fresh out of the oven
>raw
These two have no fucking causation. It can be fresh and cooked through as well as fresh and raw. Raw dough is not good.
>>71399330
>>71399351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY
>today, on pizza thread
>someone's not taking kindly to forcing Ramsay
>thread raises confusion!
>who will be the top one waitress?
>find out today, on daily Panteleone's thread
>>71399644
'za cru' is great to dip in ranch.
Better than throwing it out
>>71399568
it's not an american thing, it's a poorfag broadcast tv thing.
americans hate this shit just as much as you do
>>71399202
Cryfu with the unspellable greek name.
Hotel Hell has better waifus than Kitchen Nightmares, though. The blonde mississipian who caught Ramsay sleeping on the couch while he was waiting for food was top tier.
>>71398408
He liked the crab cakes ay the Mixing Bowl but that was it.
>>71399651
he shouts raw because it's a meme and he has shit taste
I bet the dough was nice and soft on the crust, he's a sellout pleb
za
>>71398074
PEEEEEYYAAAAANN PIIZZA*
>>71398041
I just saw this picture on /v/
>>71400065
you need to go back
>>71398074
faggot
>>71399286
the owner is Italian you fucking dolt.
JUICY
daily reminder that this faggot spams this shit on /v/
>>>/v/343090123
keep your shit on /tv/, and we'll keep our shit on /v/. i fucking hate this shithole.
>>71398041
I just saw this picture on /g/
>>71400683
it aint me though anon, people seem too enjoy this may may more than you do
>>71400615
>>71398041
>absolutely delicious
only a fucking amerifat could say that..that looks so fucking disgusting, it's an insult for real pizza.
>>71400791
Is it Jack time?
>>71400830
>salad
>>71400830
>>71399052
>JohnCarpentersTheThing.png
>>71400917
>that burnt to shit chicken
The most shameful thing there desu
>>71400830
>tfw you will never almost choke your pothead son to death after he tries to punch your wife
>>71400917
Can someone link the video with the raw chicken? I've been looking forever and can't find it.
I don't give a fuck how it looks. I don't give a fuck what you think of me because I bought a Happy Meal. Just because you're bound by societal pressures and make your decisions based on the whim of others doesn't mean everyone has to. I'm not weak like you. I'll do what I want. I'm a free man and I carve out my own path in life. If you were to truly dig deep and take a good look at yourself you'd realize that you aren't really in control of your actions.
I get amused by the reactions from people when they see me. Lots of times they think I'm ordering for a child of mine, other times they look on with disgust. I can feel their glares from across the linoleum floors. Like I give a fuck.
I get enjoyment out of the toy that's included, and the nostalgic packaging. Each time I order I get a new surprise inside -- the product of child labor in a foreign country, designed by capitalist men in free countries. It's the ultimate symbol of America's power over the world.
You may think it's cheaper to just order the individual items by themselves. Like I give a fuck. Do I look like some poor son of a bitch living on the government dole? What kind of presumptuous fuck are you? I can afford my own meals. I work for a living. If I'm not full I'll just order another one, and if it's too much I'll throw it away. It's not fucking complicated.
Confidence like the kind I have is actually a turn on for most women. They see me saunter up to the counter and order a Happy Meal like an independent, free thinking, atheist man, and they know I'm not some beta-cuck like they're used to at their university. I'm a different breed. I'm the bull that fucks the cuck's wife. Real men order the Happy Meal and they don't give a damn what the dregs of society think. I'm above them all now.
>>71401080
spicy pasta
>>71401124
SHUT IT DOWN
>>71401076
It's under bag cooking or something
>>71401124
/v/ has the shittiest, most gestapo mods on 4chan
they even delete based Ja/ck/
>>71401076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc
>>71401215
Really some of the shittiest mods. I don't mind /pol/ at all but when the blatant no relation to video games threads start up they hit fucking bump limit.
>>71398547
It was a soul food restaurant. Mama Loves, or something.
I think there's been one of two others, but I don't recall anymore.
>>71401274
I remember trying to make a Super Mario World thread yesterday and they banned me because it "belongs on /vr/"
>>71401215
I'm thankful I don't venture out to those shit boards. /tv/ is terrible, but /k/ is the only other board I like. I like that /tv/'s mods let us do our shit for a little bit before axing threads.
>>71401322
Fucking shit that's impressive.
>>71398316
>>71398396
How come youtube doesn't auto take these down?
not that I'm really complaining
>>71398041
That was a small pizza and most of the dough was raw.
>>71401337
/g/ is a pretty good board too. That place literally has no mods so they have to do a good job of self-moderating.
>>71401322
>>>/v/343093550
lmao you're fucking autistic
>>71398396
qt3.14 waitress 2bh
>>71401593
>>71401577
>That place literally has no mods so they have to do a good job of self-moderating.
I wish more boards could do that, but there's too many people on /tv/, /v/, /sp/, and shit boards like that. /tv/ is the only one that interest me from that bunch, so I tolerate this shit because it can be comfy at times.
>>71401593
>donkey feces mods
What did he mean by this?
>>71401199
sweet mother of christ!!
>>71401698
Welcome to the wonderful world of Jack the Salmonella King
>>71401269
>>71401199
I can never get my chicken this juicy.
>>71401760
>>71401760
he doesn't even have to choke the kid to kill him, just make him eat one of his burgers
>>71401080
McPasta
>>71401856
What about your tacos?
>>71401390
i guess NBC doesn't really hunt them down because you can also watch them for free on their website
>>71401963
I'm laughing my ass off. He's a fucking lunatic, the ride never ends with him.
>>71398839
But he's white so its okay
>>71402039
He's truly a treasure
>>71401963
>>71402083
Is this guy trolling or no? How is he still alive after eating so much undercooked garbage?
>>71401963
tacos are such a stupid fucking food. they break and food spills when eating them.
>>71401963
it's a walking taco, not a swimming taco
>>71398041
>absolutely delicious.
>GREASY
>""""""""THIN"""""""" CRUST
>DELICIOUS
I bet you like your steak with ketchup
>>71402138
He's honest.
He's just terrible
Some brit actually made cooking and shit food entertaining through his bantz and cooking skills.
he'll never be wrong in my book.
>>71402210
Steak fucking sucks. So much work separating the actual meat from shit fat, bone and gristle. Look like a fucking idiot cutting off the bit of fat off the edge for a piece too small to put every prong of your fork in.
Steak culture is super cancerous and cringy too. Bunch of fucking jock faggots easily triggered by a bottle of A1
>>71402223
>batter all over the fucking place
>right into cold oil
jesus fuck
Can someone explain pizza posting to me. Is this meme too subtle for me? I just don't get it.
>rustic green salAD
>the most amazing local ingredients
>exciting vibrant meatballs
>lovely juicy BUUHgers
>beautiful shallots
>tender and fresh lamb shanks
>lovely warm french onion soup
>stunning risotto
>light airy baguette
WWWEEEEEEIIRRRRRRRROO
>>71402298
Again. It's not a meme. It's an ongoing conversation.
It's like you calling GoT a meme because those retards have constant generals. Think of these threads as pizza/Ramsay general
>american cuisine
>>71402298
It's basically just a Ramsey general. Some try to make it into a meme about the pizza looking pretty good and Ramsey is an idiot for disliking it, but the pizza is gross and those threads always evolve into Ramsey generals anyway.
>>71402394
as a bong in extremely jealous
>>71402394
Clearly you've not eaten it
>>71402394
>muh animal style fries
overrated as fuck, but still not bad
>>71399998
>Soft crust pizza
Are you fucking retarded?
Pizza should be crispy, you don't possess a modicum of taste.
I have a feeling you're very fat.
>>71402282
>cutting and cooking a steak takes actual effort to make
>w-waaah it sucks and its culture is cancer!
A great steak will always take a great effort to make, same with all meals.
A true cancerous culture is vegan culture. At least steakfags can appreciate other things from time to time. Veganfags are whiny shits.
>>71402223
Functionally retarded
The dsp of /ck/
>>71402394
>american cuisine
>>71402411
I genuinely think it looks good. I love big puffy greasy comfy pizzas just as much as I love a NY slice or a Napoletana pie. There's nothing wrong with liking pizza of different styles, there are like 600 different kinds. And no, it really wasn't that undercooked nor that greasy.
>>71402511
The anon you're replying to is probably some cunt who ordered his steak in the past "well done".
ja/ck/ is love
ja/ck/ is life
>>71402282
You're a fucking mongoloid who has probably never had a proper cut of meat cooked appropriately.
Don't go giving culinary lectures from your trailer park, Cletus.
>>71402563
Oh fuck me, people actually know pizza crunch outside of Scotland? It's just a shitey microwave pizza folded over and dunked in fat.
>>71402511
>a great steak takes great effort to make
Ramsey begs to differ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmC9SmCBUj4
>>71402563
That chart is missing a lot
>>71402637
The Scots have the worst food in the world.
I don't know how you've done it, but you've out America'd America.
Shit like deep fried Mars bars.
Jesus, guys
>>71402511
>>71402585
>>71402623
oofta, cringe, sorry chaps, better luck next time
Why do we need this thread every day?
>>71402650
Gordon Ramsey is based, my friend.
>>71402223
>oil not even hot
jesus christ
>>71402591
Do you have the one where he tries to shred raw pork?
>>71402685
well yeah, a definitive list would be enormous.
>>71399202
posted in a previous thread. my crying asian waifu
>>71402688
Don't knock those until you've tried them, they're legitimately delicious. Ridiculously unhealthy, but the combination of boiling hot chocolate nougat and batter works surprisingly well.
>>71402591
what the fuck is he making
also
>cant close a fucking jar properly
>>71402650
And here's a guide to making just a decent, though super easy, steak.
>>71402650
He's Gordon Fucking Ramsey, no shit it's easy for him.
Thanks for vid though anon, might try this out for dinner tonight.
>>71402650
>Rare steak
Disgusting
The only way to eat meat is medium well
>>71402650
Chef here
Its true.
Almost everything you can get at a restaurant will be made with the easiest technique possible. And generally keeping simple will give you the best results.
>>71399644
I prefer bleu cheese
>>71402779
>Chef here
>>71402758
I think it's marinade
>>71402439
>eating vomit
how very american
>>71402779
>chef here
you're a line cook, don't lie to yourself
>>71402738
Indeed I do friend.
>>71402858
Yeah, well at least we make sure our vomit's cooked.
>>71398658
>tfw live in deep south
>tfw eat shit like this all the time
>>71402779
You forgot to mention that everything is cooked with butter
>>71402877
Thank.
This one triggered me the most.
Hilarious shit now
>>71402776
I eat my steak blue like a fucking monster
>>71402877
the fuck is he trying to do?
>>71400995
I-is that butter?
What the fuck?
>>71402935
pull raw pork
>A modern take on italian classics
Why is this guy such a fucking fag? He takes the restaurant from one extreme to the other. Why does he try to turn everything into contemporary super modern bullshit?
>>71402877
Oh.
My.
God.
It looks like it's made of fucking rubber!
>>71402947
It's cream cheese
>>71402779
Sandwich artists aren't chefs.
>>71400606
He's a greasy greek. Should stick to Gyros.
>>71402769
There's nothing in that video a regular old pleb wouldn't be able to do. The most that would happen is you over/undercook it, and in that case you know exactly what to change next time.
>>71402750
Her name is Hana Hatae and she was the star of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
>>71402984
Makes it even worse.
I just don't understand how he can eat such disgusting food in such large amounts.
I know most Americans aren't like this but Jesus, I've never seen anything as bad as that where I live.
>>71402877
OK. How has this guy not fucking died yet?
>>71398408
There's some Soul Food place he liked, Mama Something's Soul Shack I think
>>71402563
I've had a pizza cone before.
Real novelty food. Don't work as well to eat as you would hope. Taste wasn't anything great either.
There are faggots on this board RIGHT NOW who don't eat Hawaiian pizza
>>71403208
They disgust me.
Hawaiian is best
>>71399052
that looks very nice, delicious and filling
you need to take your pretentious asses out of here
>>71403086
Never said it wasn't simple to make, but rather it's easy for someone like him.
Some people can get the dish right on their first try but others can take weeks to get the right taste.
There's a lot of factors besides how long to cook a cut of meat that can make/break the taste of it.
>>71403398
Oh god I didn't see that. It looks like Cthulhu's afterbirth.
>>71401963
jesus christ our lord and savior
>>71402563
>kebab pizza
>from sweden
>>71402138
It's usually a combination of improper storage and improper reheating which gets people really sick.
If you were to eat a fresh raw piece of chicken right now chances are you wont get sick, if you left it out overnight thats when bad shit starts to happen
>>71400615
>>71400791
>>71400830
where can I find this asshat?
>>71402779
>As a chef I
FUCK OFF
>>71403271
While youre having Pineapple with your pizza you want some penis for your butt??
>>71402779
> chef here
>>71402738
>HAS A PAIR OF TONGS
>PUSHES THEM AGAINST ONE SIDE OF THE SALMON
>>71403556
His main thing is "Cooking with Jack"
He also embarrasses himself, his family, and church friends with "Jack on the Go".
>>71402740
yea this image is utter shit going by the australian pizza
>>71402877
>filename
underrated
>>71403779
>>71403680
lol fuck chefs
>>71402650
I don't get his thing with the wrist and rare/medium
>>71402563
>Mexican
But the true mexican pizza is: Meat, Chorizo (Mexican spicy sausage), Onion, green pepper and jalapeño.
>>71403972
chorizo is meat dude
>>71401269
What the fuck is he even doing?
I'm sure that Ramsay's food tastes phenomenal, but the thing that puts me off is that everything is so small. I can tolerate a light dessert or appetizer, but when I want a meal, I want a fucking huge plate of food, and Ramsay seems like the type who will never deliver.
It's as though when you eat his food, you're eating ONLY for the fun of the taste, instead of eating for quality AND quantity.
>>71401269
Seriously, the fuck is even doing? That shit is even sadder than what I eat.
>>71404015
It is a salty, marinated preserved meat with ton of spices inside pork intestines.
>>71401199
>Mfw he actually fucking ate it
>>71403972
>Chorizo
>Mexican
You damn americans
Be he was objectively right. He did a taste test around Denver and people like every other pizza option, including microwave pizza, more than that mess
What's he gonna do with her /tv?
>>71402146
Try stuffing less food in one wrap, you fat sack of garbage.
reccommend me a good episode faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y3VCoNecjk
it gets posted in every gordon ramsey thread, but everything leading up to the crazy chef getting the axe is pretty entertaining
>>71404454
all of them
>>71404454
amys baking company xD
>>71400995
GODDAMNIT IT'S PEPPER JELLY ON CREAM CHEESE
NOT FUCKING SALSA.
>>71400995
second american genocide when?
>Every time
Do not watch
You've been warned
>>71404848
>American cheese
>>71404979
Needs ranch dip
>>71404979
>maruchan and doritos
what is the food equivalent of "kino", because that's what this is
>>71404848
if your going to put that much work into making a sandwich why not do something classy instead of this shit?
>>71404979
That looks absolutely delicious.
>tfw you will never take out a qt and go eat at anime pizza
>>71403026
if even a drop landed on his skin, jesus fuck. a nasty 2nd degree at least.
>>71405202
>anime pizza
>>71405202
Is this kino?
>>71405301
it's a e s t h e t i c
>>71401760
To be fair though
Dont you need to eat Bisonbeef that undercooked or it get as tough as leather?
>>71405622
It is leaner than chicken but eating any burger to the point where you can see the marbling is a really bad idea.
>>71405301
>tfw no anime pizzeria where I live
>>71405301
>that sideways H used as an I
>>71398658
Man that was a comfy episode.
>>71406175
top kek
>>71398396
Holy fuck that wiatress
>>71399530
doing gods work anon,
>>71402223
after all that failed with the oil, wtf, what the actual fuck
>>71402877
>that filename
>sides in orbit
>see footage
>have an outer body experience
what the fuck is this dude on? that shit looks raw as fuck someone gonna die
>>71400606
no, he's american and his grandmother's best friend's cousin once knew someone who went on holiday to italy
why do americans insist on doing this?
>>71404979Sauce?
>>71398396
Why is it all fake?
Why does everyone feel like an actor? Is the "boss" an actor too?
It all looks so scened.
I'm a chef and 90% of you have no idea what your talking about
Making food is easy if your not an average goober
>>71406653
>He's not Italian because I said so
>>71400917
>>71400830
>>71400791
how is this guy still alive?
is it a joke?
>>71407585
whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger
So many cu/ck/s also browse tv.
>>71407627
>he doesn't know how to pan cook a steak
Next you'll be telling me you don't own any cast iron
>>71398839
Does he have elephantitis?
>>71407831
Aww I see. You know more then the guy with at least 4 cooking shows. Go on then, inform him hes been wrong, after so many years of fucking up I'm sure he will be happy to finally learn how to cook a steak from random internet guy.
>>71406948
>I can take you to Vegas
>wow.... really cheff... wow *hands clapping* that's greaaat...
Why is this becoming so transparent
>>71406948
desu most Americans act kind of fakey, even when they don't have cameras on them. I blame the media for this.
