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QUEEN OF THE BANTZ EDITION
What was your favorite scene from the finale? Mine personally was watching Olenna btfo of the Sand Sneks with her toptier wit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF3pLjxaHaM
>>71380500
LONG MAY SHE REIGN
Are D&D geniuses?
Is this season the best there ever was?
Azor jon: gone
Great Sept of Baelor exploding to Pruit Igoe and Prophecies
https://vimeo.com/172530681
Promise me Ned
THE WAR WAS LOST
Can someone shoop those sunglasses and DEAL WITH IT in this?
>Olenna Tyrell agreeing to meet the hated and ancient enemies of her House on their own turf
>after they slaughtered their lord and kin, Doran Martell, the beloved Prince of Dorne
I'm baffled at this. Not only does she have every reason to believe they would assassinate her, she has absolutely nothing to gain from allying to them. They have jack shit to offer the Tyrells. They have no money, no armies, they're a collection of bastard women who are atainted as kinslayers now, what possible use could the still mighty House Tyrell have for them that would be worth walking into a nest of vipers to get?
THE CHANGE HAS COME!
>NEW /GOT/'S MAIN GUYS AND FAVORITES
-Based Jon
-Based Cersei
-Based Jonsa
-Based Kelly C
-Based Bear Loli
-Based Olenna
>OLD /GOT/'S MAIN GUYS
-High Sparrowfags BTFO
-Macefags BTFO
-Stannisfags foveverBTFO
-Smirkfufags BTFO
-CIAfags BTFO
-CIAxSansafags BTFO
-Cordyfags BTFO
The rest still remain the same.
First for Maisie
... and the season rankings of the episodes is finally over.
/got/ - 10 > 9 > 7 >2 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 6 > 1 > 8
Westeros.org - 10 > 9 > 5 > 2 > 4 > 7 > 6 > 3 > 8 > 1
Rotten Tomatoes - 5 > 10 > 9 > 4 > 3 > 6 > 7 = 2 > 1 > 8
IMDB - 10 > 9 > 5 > 2 > 4 > 3 > 5 = 1 > 6 > 8
RT is kinda all over the place, but /got/ and Westeros.org have similar rankings, along with IMDB.
>>71382572
This is pretty gud tbqh.
The episode's score was pretty GOAT aswell.
excuse me?
when is this going into effect? season is over.
>>71382624
>LF: OHH SHANSHA, IT'S DEEP IN YER ARSH
>SANS: OH LORD BAELISH, OH OH OH, I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT, IS THIS NORMAL?
>LF: YESH TAKE A SHIT ALL OVA MY COCK SHANSHA, I'M A DIRTY LITTLE BOY
>SANS: OHH GOD *POOOOOOOOP, S'POOOP PLERRRRRP FLOOOP POOOP* UNGH YES PETYR SMASH THE SHIT BACK UP INTO MY BUNGHOLE
>LF: SHANSHA YOU ARE JUSHT LIKE YOUR MOTHER WHEN SHE WAS BUT A GIRL, OHHH HERE SOMES SHUM MILK FOR ALL THAT CHOCOLATE OHHHHHHHHH
>SANS: OH YES IMPREGNATE MY BUTT PETYR, JUST LIKE THE SONGS
What did D&D mean by this? Why does Sansa look aroused?
>>71382638
House Tyrell is dead. Even olenna says that
King Jon Targaryen and Queen Daenerys Targaryen Small Council:
Hand - Tyrion Lannister
Master of Whispers - Varys
Master of Ships - Theon Greyjoy
Master of Laws - Davos Seaworth
Master of Coin - Olenna Tyrell
Master of War - Greyworm
Grand Maester - Samwell Tarly
Lord Commander of the Kingsguard - Jorah Mormont
GOAT Small council, Get Hype
>>71382667
Because CIA got cucked
>>71382667
She's aroused by the cute little loli. Don't you think?
THE TREATY SIGNED
>>71382572
POTTERY
>>71382638
They have the support of the people of Dorne as Ellaria has pretty much said repeatedly.
So they do have an army, Dorne's army, whatever number that is
>>71382638
what does she have to lose? what do they have to gain my killing an old lady?
she was already in the lannister royal court even though she fucking hated them.
Will Cercei be worse then mad king?
>>71382683
Oh right I forgot there's no Garlan or Willis in the show, much less no cadet branches of the house, nor any of their various relatives in their sworn houses that apparently no longer exist.
>>71382604
I don't understand what the fuck is going on with bran??
Who is this girl? And why is bran so determined to get everyone killed to go back in time to see that Ned stark fight what's going on there??
And why the fuck does everyone say Jon Snow is targaryan all of a sudden. I didn't get the memo
>>71382705
Hahahahahah
So what's the next step of his master plan? Surly the iron throne and Salsa ass isn't all that he wants
>>71382731
Yes, and with a much shorter reign.
Like a month or two before all half a million and climbing (cause of people rushing in cause winter's here) start starving and don't care anymore about how many men she has.
>>71382665
I expect these threads to get nuked at any moment now
>>71382667
>implying you know what a woman looks like when she's aroused
>>71382705
i concur
>>71382687
that is some dope ass armor
>>71382666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s151VUz2p8TZ
>>71382751
go back to s1e1 and watch the entire show again.
this time pay attention.
>>71382720
>They have the support of the people of Dorne
How? They fucking murdered Doran Martell, they EXTERMINATED through vile treachery a house that has held Dorne against invaders for thousands of years, that even managed to defeat the fucking Targaryens and their dragons.
Even setting aside the fact that nobody would ever work for kinslayers and traitors, none of the stronger vassals would serve them. They'd just roll into Sunspear and put the lot of them on stakes and claim it was vengeance for Doran and Trystane and assume the title of Prince for themselves. The Sand Sneks sure as shit don't have the command of the Martell army so they'd have no way to stop this.
>the realm was torn asunder
>for this
Rhaegar was truly a man of low taste.
I WAS NOT CAUGHT
>>71382572
Its not as good overall as S2 or S1 but about equal with S3 because of S3's shitty love scenes.
The worst scenes overall in S6 are the Tyrion ones, because his adventure has basically ended and he was just dicking around with two thumbtacks for too long and Varys
>>71382792
stop posting the same shit
>>71382767
>literally the seat of all power in westeros
>the hottest little bitty this side of qarth
what the fuck else are you expecting him to want? immortality?
>>71382604
Why was Lyanna so fugly, what was wrong with Robert?
>>71382792
now this i can fap to
>people actually think this goddess is unattractive
has meming gone too far?
This is the woman Rhaegar named Queen of Love and Beauty
This is the woman he died for at the Trident.
This is the woman Robert Baratheon tore apart seven kingdoms to get back.
>really?
>>71382811
Nah this is the best season ever
In Brann's "flashback" they showed Jaime kill someone with his LEFT hand.
It wasn't the mad king, it was a vision of the future. It was Cersei.
>>71382823
>0/10, would not bang
>>71382805
Well, Ned was right about one thing, she does look like Arya
>>71382767
Once he has the Iron Throne, he'll go international.
Essos here he comes.
>>71382802
>How?
Cause the people of Dorne care more about revenge for Elia and her children than they do about Doran and his kid or little things like kinslaying, regicide and usurpation
>>71382823
should have just recast Hope
>>71382799
So you don't know either?
What the fuck man. Im not wasting my time on that shit again
I knew I should have started got when it was finished so I could just binge watch it instead of waiting a year then forgetting what happened
>>71382805
he just wanted to fulfill a prophecy.
>>71382819
>fugly
are you fucking blind or do you just have shit taste?
>>71382665
This shit never works. Look at any board. A general is supposed to be containment but there is always extra threads anyways.
If it happens, it probably won't happen for another week or two.
>>71382823
Fugly grills always give the BEST blowjobs. Have you thought about that?
>>71382865
ew, wtf, no
>>71382705
That audio ver is funnier than the text version.
oh shit
the real pottery is the kingslayer becoming the queenslayer as well
bravo D&D
>>71382870
>wasting my time on that shit
so why are you here? oh right, bandwagoning.
>>71382876
neither, but you are a faggot
finally got around to watching it. What was the dialogue between jon and sansa with the white raven messenger about? I thought it was a joke about the snow but its probably more than that right
When did you realize nothing clever would ever happen again?
For me it was season 4 when bran was at crasters keep for no reason.
>>71382895
you're not reading it in their voices, that's why.
>>71382821
>that obvious stunt double swap
Bur
I fight for the living
>>71382520
ban test. apparently banned for using shitty temporary internet. Optus fucked me over.
>>71382914
uden lo
vrum
>>71382720
She only has the support of the people because D&D said so. There is no way a city would be okay with them killing their prince and their king but we have to accept it because D&D said so.
Same with people being OKAY with Cersei Queen, well she has a few thousand soldiers and the capital has tens of thousands of peasants nothing we can do but yell and throw stones. Killed off our beloved Queen? Okay. Killed our peaceful King? Okay. Killed our religious leader? Okay. Broke everything with the Tyrells who brought food and shit? Okay.
>>71382896
and he will slay the night's king as well
>>71382778
Half year queen.
it's like poetry it rhymes
>>71382910
Hold the Door and now Aragorn being confirmed. Waited way too long for this shit.
10>9 >7>5>3>2>4>6>1>8
>>71382792
Do this please
https://youtu.be/JzsHDOJToIM?t=1m36s
>>71382964
DELETE THIS
>>71382943
>the capital has tens of thousands of peasants
Only a million, do you really expect a million peasants to be able to stand up to a few thousand good men?
>>71382905
i think they were smiling simply because they had heard "winter in coming" their whole lives and it had become basically a meaningless meme phrase, something yer dad always used to say, wrapped in nostalgia of their childhood. but now winter is here and they understand more the extent of what it means.
>>71382687
I thought it was rather obvious Jon turned his back on the side of fire by sending mel away.
Jon will obviously ride the ice dragon. if euron doesn't get the seadragon i'd be pissed.
But it's fucking obvious jon may be nicknamed the ice dragon due to flying it. Bran most likely will be sacrificed to wake the beast. Just as Jon was killed by nightwalkers controlled by glass candles and shireen was burnt at the stake.
Mels done what she could for Jon. But the symbolism was clear the boy is of the north.
>le rigid autistic bureaucrat man
bravo
It's actually a miracle that nobody found that wildfire stash earlier. It was openly accessible, not really hidden and unguarded. Some vagrants in search of shelter could easily stumble upon it. This isn't even comparable to modern day sewers which are usually off limits to non-city-workers.
>>71382943
>because D&D said so
Well it's a good thing it's their show, so what they say goes.
>Same with people being OKAY with Cersei Queen, well she has a few thousand soldiers and the capital has tens of thousands of peasants nothing we can do but yell and throw stones. Killed off our beloved Queen? Okay. Killed our peaceful King? Okay. Killed our religious leader? Okay. Broke everything with the Tyrells who brought food and shit? Okay.
She just showed she's willing to blow a shitload of people up to get power. She's gone full Bane.
Holy shit, killing the leaders of a city and blowing up a giant place people congregate, then taking power and holding everyone at your mercy with a threat of blowing all of them up.
She IS BANE.
>>71382830
t. Reddit
>>71382991
>makes eye contact
>isn't rocking back and forth in his chair
>isn't echoing phrases
pretty lame autist desu
>>71382991
the scene itself would have been perfect if asoiaf was written by terry pratchett
but it's not
so it was weird
>>71382633
here you go famalam senpai desudesu
>>71382991
>no harry potter like spinoff series
>>71382964
>>71382662
Ah, so so you have IMDB (aka Redditor) tastes.
>>71382943
NO....SECOND....AMENDMENT
>>71383009
So does that mean Jaime is Talia?
So is Jon just King in the North, or is he the King of the North and the Vale? I mean all the Vale Lords declared for him as well.
>hey some of you are cool
>don't go to my trial at the sept tomorrow
>>71382985
DELETE
>>71383004
The more I think about it the more I think that she had to of had that moved to there recently.
>>71382991
It's just played for fun but it's still stupid that the best information network in Westeros doesn't know about Mormont's death and the following official election after months or years(?) when Balon and Tyrion knew almost instantly about Stannis' defeat.
>>71383064
WILDFYRE MELTS STEEL BEAMS
>>71383063
cheering is fun, lad. They didn't want to be left out
>>71382705
You forgot the sound of their bodies.
>>71383063
Robin is still the lord of the vale, they are just allied with the North.
Which is going to be hilarious when Littlefinger just kills him and because its D&D no one gives a shit because well that guy has some money and some soldiers so I guess its okay.
Is there an implying edit of this yet
>>71382823
>implying you wouldn't
>>71383057
I'd understand mixing them around but the top 3 have to include 7, 9 and 10.
>>71383098
No, but there's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8RzKglyxzA
why dont this chick just give the guy a break? its not like he'd be cruel to her. he is everything she really needs in a husband. she needs to get real. theyre meant to be.
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
>>71382520
>Pottery :^)
> bran's entire justification was telling jon who his parents were
> sam's entire justification was telling jon how to defeat the white walkers
> sansa's entire justification was helping jon defeat ramsay
jon is the biggest mary sue ever
P R E S T O N
>>71382823
maybe she had a good personality, it's not always just about looks
>>71382520
Final scene, you know that was the best!
SHUT UP!!
Why is fat Emilia best Emilia?
So is sansa going to take the dreadfort for her own?
>>71383094
this made me laugh a little too much
>>71383149
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>71383060
But if Jaime is Talia and Catwoman's the one who killed Bane, who's Catwoman?
>Sneaky
>female
>good thief
>came out of fucking nowhere
Jesus Christ, Arya is Catwoman
>House of the Undying literally never seen or mentioned again
?
>>71382751
Fuck survival, the audience has to now Jon's parentage!
I'm curious, does Bran even know that Cersei and Jamie threw him out of the tower and are responsible for his legs?
>>71383149
vocal chord parasites, the WOLBACHIA
>>71383146
agreed 100%
want me to be your daddy?
call me lord baelish
>>71383159
the entire thing happened because he noticed how hot she was
>>71383176
They died
so why was Arya able to use a face for disguise?
I miss a piece:
3 dragons = 3 targaryen
1 Dany
2 Jòn
3 ????
Who's gonna ride the third dragon?
NO NO NO NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>71383208
bad writing
>>71382520
>muh witty old lady
She's no better than the other shitty quip spouting bottom feeders like tyrion and bronn.
>>71383097
And? Robb was King in the North, and the Trident, but Edmure was the Lord of Riverrun and the Riverlands. Jon being King of the Vale wouldn't take any of Robins influence, lands, or titles, its just swearing fealty and giving taxes to Jon instead of the Iron Throne.
>>71383210
Jaime Targaryen
Lol that handwriting.
>>71383210
Gendry
>>71383074
>the more I think that she had to of had that moved to there recently
Is this even english?
>>71383208
either she stole some faces or more likely, she killed someone to get that face
>>71382520
how did the mountain torture septa unella
>>71383174
Was done b4.
Last eps story seems rushed.
>>71383060
Jaime is the hero of the piece. He was nicknamed kingslayer because he will eventually sit on the iron throne and die slaying a reincarnated icebrandon / ice dragon.
>>71383205
Clearly not from S3 when that little girl tried to kill Dany.
>>71383097
>Littlefinger kills Bane
>expects Vale Lords to follow him cause reasons
>underestimate people again as all of them declare for Jon and recognize him as King of Mountain and Vale
>hfw
>Varys
>Tyrion
>Dothraki
>Grey worm
>The Greyjoys
How can Jon compete???? Is Daenerys gonna win after all?
>>71383146
I'm in a similar boat as LF, pursuing a girl that doesn't love me back
feels bad man :(
>>71382970
No,I really don't want to start a vocaroofag thread. Shit's horrible.
>>71382896
pretty sure that's going to happen in the books too
>>71383146
Salsafinger is cute. CUTE!
>>71383232
the comic sans of westeros
>>71383240
but that girl was kind of cute
;_;
>>71383245
Lena Heady said in an interview that the Mountain rape scene was initially more brutal but it wasn't allowed so we got a watered down version
pretty pissed off
>>71383253
Daenerys is gonna ally with Jon, ya IDIOT
>>71383208
She knows how to use a face when she gets it
and she knows how to take a face off because she put Waif's face on the wall
So somehow, offscreen, she learned how to take a face off properly. So D&D
>>71383222
you dont enjoy tyrion and bronn's quips?
what a sorrowful, grey world you must occupy.
>All those people who thought Ned fucked his sister
How did the mountain rape the sept sideways?
>>71382842
>In Brann's "flashback" they showed Jaime kill someone with his LEFT hand.
Which ep was this again?
>>71382546
I get that the outfit is sort of a throwback to Tywin's getup, but she kind of looks like an evil Disney princess now.
>The fire never bothered me anyway
>>71383240
You think it's more likely that she killed a random person to steal their face rather than just having put a few in a satchel on her way out of braavos?
Really?
>>71383163
Best emilia is tanned red waste emilia. She had an exotic look to her. Now she looks pale and piggish.
>>71383289
He made a new hole.
>>71383232
shes still learning her letters
>>71383286
thats literally what my friend thought happened when we watched the episode together
>"OH! So ned was Jons dad after all!"
mfw
>>71383210
Gendry rows in with Aegon
>>71383253
The North has moredickstherefore they willlosebecause ofGIRL POWER
>>71383146
Cause he uses her as a pawn, got her wanted by the Crown for conspiring to kill and killing Joffrey and got her raped so he could become king
>>71383175
So if Cersei is Bane,Jaime is Talia and Arya's Catwoman. Does that make Tywin Ra's Al-Ghul
>both lead powerful military groups
>barely cares about Bane
>wants Talia to be a decent heir but is disappointing
>>71383009
Only CIA can stop her how.
>>71383253
B R A N
R
A
N
Control her Dragons and use them against her
>>71383300
you think the leader of the faceless men would just let her steal some faces before walking out?
Really?
The realm calls for wet-work, and we answer! No greater good. No just cause! We pull in money, recruits, just to combat false kings. Rubbing our noses in bloody battlefield dirt. All for revenge.
>Cersei didn't cut herself as she sat down on the throne
>>71383253
Bran
>>71383176
Euron handled them.
Really sad to see Howland get blown up
>>71382731
Already is
>>71383253
Jon is going to marry Dany.
>>71383232
She wrote it her self.
>>71383149
>last thing you gonna see is maisie face
how horrible is that
>>71383333
WORDS THAT REVIVE.. WOULD YOU SPEAK THEM TO ME?
>>71383322
But the fire rises
>>71383317
YES
>>71383034
Nigger I said shoop it in, if I wanted to MS Paint it in I would've done it my damn self
>>71383252
Well durr, would anyone really choose to make Littlefinger a King if there is literally anyone else around. Tho if we are going by books instead, Littlefinger is the current Lord of Harrenhall and Lord of the Riverlands. So if he wanted he could start calling himself King for lolz or declare the Riverlands for Jon.
>>71383332
Considering her let her walk out at all yes. I think that's abundantly obvious.
>>71383253
Sansafags have already decided that Sansa will ally with CIA and depose Jon and live happily ever after because Dany doesn't exist in their timeline
Who the fuck captured unella when greg was in the red keep
What could've been
>>71383403
this
>>71383009
>>71383060
>>71383322
NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK
He's directing the entire 7th season, right? Right?
>>71383232
That's better than the handwriting of most adults in real life
can someone explain the whole maester conspiracy fan theory to me please?
>>71383403
Or she went missing at some point the day/night before but the trial would go on anyhow.
Promise me, Ned
>>71383386
then fucking do it you choosy bastard
>>71383252
He pretty much fucked things right up for himself. His face when the north rallies behind Jon was hilarious.
>>71383306
To be fair I don't think Rhaegar has been invoked that often on the show. He was mentioned what, by Robert in Season 1 Episode 2? And the jury's still out on his parentage, for all we now Ned could be his father and that's why he never tells anyone who the mother was.
>>71383439
Right, it's better than mine.
>>71383085
I doubt they rely on gossip to get their information. They prob only contact actual maesters.
>>71383253Blow up King's Landing. Have you forgotten Dany's prophecies? Cersei is not smart enough to remove the wildfire underneath the Red Keep either.
>>71383432
Crashing this game... WITH NO SURVIVORS!
Wouldn't Jaime be pretty fucking upset that Cersei killed Kevan?
>>71383444
>they're still doing this shit even after the finale
>>71383250
So he's Batman?
>>71383461
>Ned commiting incest and fathering an incest baby
>condems Cersei for doing the same thing and causese a civil war
Nah bruh>>71383466
>>71383146
cuz she's a bitch like her mom. cia deserves someone better.
>>71383482
Who 'they'?
>>71383156
Who?
>>71383444
Please...I'll suck your cock
>>71383480
Didn't Jaime kill one of his cousins while he was in prison?
>>71382666
AND NOW YOUR ART IS REALITY.
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>>71383442
Yes, Preston can.
>>71383232
Better than mine
>>71383436
haha nice chase scene, faggot
>>71383357
Nope. Jon will be a noteable targaryen like the rogue prince but if they were to wed it would be after a bloody series of war and would be done so for the sake of solidifying an alliance post war.
Someones been watching too much merlin.
>>71383492
Who would better now about it than he? Maybe Ned was a hypocrite all along. You saw that he apparently lied about besting Arthur Dayne in single combat.
>>71383454
Yup, his face during the entire scene as one lord after another after another started declaring for Jon and culminating in all of them rising was hilarious
>>71383245
"rape"
>>71382751
the girl is Lyanna Stark, who was raped by Rhaegar and had his child, Jon Snow, who Ned promised her he would say is HIS bastard so that Robert wouldn't find out and kill him
>>71383370
If you don't like it my advice is quite simple. . . go finger fuck your priest
>>71383512
Yes, only to get caught again. After he kills Cersei I honestly wonder how Jaime ends. Even if he didn't agree with Tywin alot he still valued him as their father, and Tyrion killed him.
>Dorne
>Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
>Making an alliance with Targaryens
Is Varys stupid, or working for his own ends?
>>71383286
He did
/GOT/ QUIZ TIME
Who is this letter written to? >>71383232Fuck you if you have to reverse image search / wiki it.[/spoiler
Easier question for retarded babies: Who wrote it?
Pic unrelated.
>>71383550
>raped by Rhaegar
Sure she was Bobby
>>71383333
Quads confirm the BwB to be the only group supported by the one true god, kek.
>>71383480
Kevan, Lancel, Tommen, and let's not forget the reason why he became the kingslayer in the first place a reason that make's him proud to be a kingslayer, and an oath breaker.
>>71383573
Nice spoiler tag fuckup.
>>71383547
Poor sansa, LF's the only one who supported her. Every northern lords including royce declared Jon.
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Gender_and_Sexuality
tumblr: the wiki article
>>71383514
what disgusting fucking accent was that you twat
>>71383232
why does their maester write like a retard
>>71382625
the treaty signed
>>71382811
look at me, I'm such a hipster
>>71382814
>>71382767
>LF is chaos incarnated, he doesn't care about meaningless things like the iron throne or whatever the fuck and that makes him extremely dangerousfor us
>LF now: muh throne, muh throne muthafuka
what the fuck is wrong with d and D
>>71383357
the targaryens have been doing it for thousands of years
>a few weeks ago people were arguing about how show jaime was also growing as a character and how he had treated edmure with kindness when he didn't have a reason to do so
>after convincing him to surrender the castle he immediately gave him to walder frey to throw back into his cells
>>71383547
>>71383605
Don't worry, they're definitely in love. They'll find a way to punish the usurper zombie guy.
>>71383550
Raped lol. Dayne and rhaegar put on tourneys and what have you for the sole purpose of swooning her. She swooned him though as she was caught out by him under her identity as the knight of the laughing tree.
>>71383573
>Who is this letter written to?
Some dead man.
>inb4 he lives
>>71383635
Bronn is pretty much the leather wearing class character of the series. Quicker then the average knight. More effective but more vulnerable.
>>71383535
that was this guy, faggot
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
>>71383680
>>71383680
>>71383680
Why is Bran using his go back in time powers to look at Ned going to Lyanna's side? Shouldn't he be using those powers to find a way to defeat the white walkers?
The opener of this episode was pure fucking kino
Even most adamant "muh S1" fags must admit that the directing has greatly improved even if the writing has suffered
>>71383630
That's LITERALLY what my mother said when we watched this episode
>>71383694
This autist is trying to get our general banned. Ignore him
>>71383706
E9 and 10 are probably some of the best single episodes of the series. Same guy directed both.
Report and ignore, friends.
>>71383636
Are you stupid. CIA has been planning this shit since s1. He created the Lannister and Stark hatred to crest instability. All he's ever wanted was the throne. He'd burn westeros to the ground if he could sit atop the ashes.
>>71383210
Tyrion. He's Aegon's and Tywin's wife's kid.
>>71382943
>Killed off our beloved Queen? Okay. Killed our peaceful King? Okay. Killed our religious leader? Okay. Broke everything with the Tyrells who brought food and shit? Okay.
This, and don't forget the Lannister army totally being ok with her killing Kevan, who was the head of the house.
>>71383636
little finger does want the throne. Just he wants it post feast for crows. Or as varys said king of the ashes.
Is this kino of youtube reviews ?
>>71383782
Kys preston shill
>>71383750
You know god damn well that D&D aren't going to make Tyrion a Targaryeon
>>71383210
tyrion.
>>71383097
>they are just allied with the North
What north actually?
The few hundred men left after that battle? Of which half are wildlings?
>>71383252
Uhh if Jon is king isn't Santa obliged to marry baelish to maintain the union?
Is this kino of anime?
>>71382642
>Based Jonsa
No.
>>71382943
Cause nobody has ever ruled a peasant population through fear
>>71383782
FUCK PRESTON
ALL I WANTED WAS TO KNOW ABOUT THE MAXIPAD PLOT
FUCK HIM
>>71383797
If they don't they're bad writers (wew)
>>71383205
One of them died.
>>71383332
>implying this wasn't his master plan all along
The Faceless men are powerless to express their own political values, but Arya isn't.
>>71383223
> and giving taxes to Jon instead of the Iron Throne.
Why the fuck would they do that? Their military power is like 10 times the power of the north.
>>71382943
It only JUST happened mate.
There's still plenty of time for people to start getting their "hey this is some bullshit" together.
>>71383867
Dorne stuff happened along time ago
Enough time has passed so Olenna and Dorne know of the happenings in King's Landing and who has died, and that Cersei was able to be crowned and she got her Lannister men to forget about Kevan being the head of the house
>>71383432
If I ban trials by combat will you die?
>>71382943
They can't rebel agaist her. For all they know she can have wildfire stacked under the whole city.
>>71383562
they just copied it from the books, where ofc, the sand snakes didn't kill off the martells.
Cersei did nothing wrong
>>71383907
it would be extremely painful
>>71383981
Cersei did nothing right either
>>71383899
The explosion and Cersei's coronation happened on the same day. Cersei's wearing the same clothes at the coronation and when Jamie arrives the dust is still settling from the explosion. So either Olenna did not know about the explosion because it didn't happen yet, or the production fucked up.
>>71383981
At least she took out the faith militant. I can respect her for not leaving it to someone else to deal with.
>>71383984
you've got a big guy
>>71382991
single greatest character in GOT
>>71383909
They can leave the city and flee to the Reach (where their food comes from anyway).
>>71383981
YUSS QUEEN SLAY
Who /EuronxCersei/ here?
>>71382991
I half expected this guy to speak with a German accent.
>>71384012
The meeting between Olenna and the Sneeks could have happened weeks later though.
>>71383741
MIGUEL
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>>71383436
>>71384051
Nah
This is the true power couple of Westeros
>>71384064
Indeed because Olenna was wearing black as she was in mourning
>>71384029
Yeah, all 20 of them have been present in the church.
>>71384068
(YOU) JUST KNOW
>>71384080
>bantering when you're mourning
>>71383461
this. they should have shown rhaegar.
since you dont get a look at him i fear they plan something.
Honestly i would wish to see young robert fighting the dragon prince and the actual tagaryans showing up in a longer flashback episode.
>>71384060
Nice, me too. I keep talking through GoT (cause it's shit now) and said in the beginning of the scene: "IHR NAME IST NICHT AUF DER LISTE".
My missus was an extra in the Sept and the Coronation scenes.... she knew about the dragon fire and Cersei kept all this secret from me for 10 months.... fair fucks to her.
>>71384090
yeah smashing his warm hammer into the dragon helm on the trident would be nice
>>71384043
F O R Y O U
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>>71384091
autist
does davos count as emasculated or a half man because stannis took just the tips?
>>71383676
Yeah. He's a Rogue who took a few levels in Fighter.
>>71382572
>King's Landing
>landing
>>71384097
>dragon fire
>>71384107
Yeah except for the fact that I watched it Monday morning with my gf who is more of a bookfag than me :-^
>>71382572
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
What happened to her? I thought she was going back north to help Jon.
>>71383680
>>71383680
>>71383680
might as well post here now
>>71384164
>>71384164
>>71384164
NEW THREAD
>>71384097
They hinted at the Wildfire like 10 times this season. Your retard.
>>71383232
A CUTE
>>71384097
damn if shes capable of that imagine what else she's hiding from you
>>71382520
that alliance is gonna go to shit as soon as olenna isnt cool with innocents getting caught in the crossfire of their revenge.
even basic morality isnt a thing that flies with the snek bitches because they're flat 2d hatemachines with no loyalty
>>71384175
No as in she knew who was going to die etc.
Also, she knew this for months before the season started.
So, no u
>>71384012
>implying an explosion that big wouldn't cause the ruins to smolder for some time after, especially since wildfire supposedly never stops burning
>implying they don't have a funeral for tommen before Cersei's coronation
>implying that outfit isn't just her new royal getup
Step up nigga
>>71383146
They are both perfect for each other actually. They were both idealistic when they young, dreaming of heroic princes beating the bad guy and saving the princess. Then reality shat on their faces and they realised just how cruel the world really is.
>>71383042
the scene in library felt bizarre
Like the arcitecture was some HP shot
>>71382789
No, it's not! It has zero grounds in reality. It's pure shit tier fantasy armour and you would get killed wearing it.
>>71384137
Yeah sorry. Just woke up.
>>71383636
For the most part, Littlefinger has no specific end goal. He just makes the most of any opportunities. If he can, he would be king but otherwise he would settle on as much power as he can get. Catelyn, and later Sansa, was just a secondary goal.
>>71382751
How have you surived in life so far without a functional brain?
>>71383189
DINÉ
