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MAD QUEEN EDITION
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8RzKglyxzA
>>71378166
Link to last thread
>>71374260
Can someone explain to me whyCersei essentially had Lancel killed? Was he just dead to her?
name one thing she did wrong
so what's next for Brienne?
>>71378195
well obviously
>>71378112
repoast
Can you please give this question more than 2 fucking seconds of thought? Please?
Brans powers have literally no impediment on his ability to be a ruler, in fact if anything being omniscient would make you a pretty fucking good ruler
see also: bran the builder
>>71378213
Come to earf
Fucking ayys stay in space
>>71378213
Never had a foot party with Meer and Sara
>>71378253
kills Euron single handed
>>71378195
I think its more of Lancel found the kid who lit the candles and the kid himself decided to kill him because of Qyburn told him to kill anyone who found out. Only D&D would think and write that Lancel just so happens to follow a kid all the way there and that Cersei planned all of that.
He was dead to her the moment he joined the cult and then sold her out
>>71378195
Yes..?
What would possibly lead to believe otherwise?
A CUTE
I need her in my life, who #bearfu here?
>>71378213
Didn't get a boob job.
>>71378253
Joins back up and follows Sansa around.
FRIENDLY REMINDER:
-That Aisling Franciosi is an absolute angel
-that all women look like shit when they give birth (especially when they're dying)
-that anyone who disagrees has shit taste and is a probably kissless virgin
>>71378195
Why wouldnt cersei want lancel dead? why would she care about him at all?
>>71378166
>>71378253
Brotherhood without Banners team up with Beric, Thoros, Sandor, Brienne, Pod the Rod, Melly, and Arya
>>71378166
So when is Sansa gonna use that pussy on Jon?
If she wants to be Queen, or get treated like it, it's only one dick ride and some words in front a tree away
>Promise me Ned
SO HOW DID VARYS GET ON THE BOAT SO FAST LOL
>>71378324
>See guys
>When I post this picture of her in the absolute best circumstances, from the best angle, and with the best lighting, she looks great
I agree with you that she doesn't look ugly but fuck off.
>>71378166
Why do people call her Mad Queen now all of the sudden? She didn't act any different of what she did before, she even had the Mountain hold Tommen so he woudn't die from the explosion
Everyone abandoned her and if she left the Septon alive she would've gone through a worse thing than being exposed naked on the city
Either she was crazy to begin with or she isn't crazy at all
This show has made me unironically hate women.
>>71378273
>Brans powers have literally no impediment on his ability to be a ruler,
Except the part where he needs to spend hours a day wizarding it up.
>>71378367
Teleportation is a well established means of transportation in the show
Pay attention.
>>71378166
When the fuck is the King Westeros needs but doesnt deserve going to come back?
>>71378367
Magic or farts.
>>71378307
chrys' reviews kind of suck now that shes a jonsafag
Admit it. This was a little bit hot.
>>71378367
He used the Red Keep's secret passages obviously
>>71378292
>>71378301
But Lancel was king if he stayed alive.
>>71378310
Why should I take the show seriously after shit like this,
At least in this scene she was being helped by 2 grown men.
Really?
>>71378411
But I mean they could've shown it in a scene....
>>71378409
No he fucking doesnt? What in the fuck are you talking about?
do you people just make up shit as you go along? Bran doesnt "need" to spend any time doing anything unless its necessary to learn something.... why would that make for a bad leader
jfc
>>71378443
Not in the slightest
>>71378307
>that image
>A CUTE
pure cringe valley
>>71378402
You can see how much the actresses are pleased with their characters getting fictional power in the show except for maybe Lena, that's how shallow women are.
>>71378213
steal my heart ;.;
>Showcucks will NEVER EVER get one of the best twists of all time
>>71378461
wut
>>71378402
>Hating Dany, Arya, Cersei, Lady Mormont, Olenna, or any other actually good female characters
>>>/out/
>>71378409
>Except the part where he needs to spend hours a day wizarding it up.
Why? Assuming the White Walker threat is eventually dealt with, why would he be required to "spend hours a day wizarding it up?"
>>71378443
I want her to do that to me
>>71378443
>teleports behind entire Twins garrison and court
nothing presonelle.... kid..
Can someone post the arya/south park edit?
>There are people who actually think that Stannis is dead
>>71378423
She's been one since episode 4 to be honest
>>71378414
>Mfw Brienne is so bad at her job he survived their encounter
>>71378324
Sorry, that's not best girl Irri.
>>71378457
He wasn't a Baratheon, he was just some cousin Lannister.
>>71378443
It was cringey and weirdly directed. The camera wasn't in the right place. It looked like there was a mirror or something.
>>71378511
where did she take that serving wenches face from?
>>71378502
Theyre either a jonfag or a sansafag that is making up excuses for why being literally omniscient could possibly be a bad quality in a leader
people keep doing this and its really pathetic tbqh
>>71378378
point taken and also disputed, she's fucking gorgeous dude
>>71378460
why should one take anything seriously in a fantasy show involving dragons and ice zombies?
>>71378195
Also why did she havePycell killed?
>>71378443
she's too fucking overpowered now. there's no reason she can't just go and kill fucking everyone
>>71378497
pure cancer
>>71378466
>>71378502
Do you know how important the Three-Eyed Raven is? Probably pretty important considering the previous one needed to reach out to Bran and spent so much time doing it, a tree grew around and through him.
>>71378166
This scene didn't make any sense. How did Cersei plan the whole bombing when she was imprisoned by the high septon?
>>71378402
This guys was the absolute most useless character ever
The Tyrell's deserve to go extinct
When will they leave her alone? I thought this was a no bully zone
a daughter fookin' wildling bastahd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt1ltM-z2qs
Am I the only one who thinks the episode should've had ended with this scene?
I really like the moment she sits the camera focus on Jaime at the background while the music changes rhythm
>>71378495
Reading puts me to sleep, the books need to be made into a manga or Anime
>>71378569
>having good taste makes me cancer
>>71378310
Spock child should sit the iron throne.
>>71378605
>the season didnt end with the hound seeing the fire in kingslanding
>>71378497
>Putting Cersei in the same level as Dany
What has Dany done except stand there and rant about conquering the world? Everything that is interesting about her story arc is the characters around her and the shit they do
Just a really bad character, a lot of people also shit on her acting but you can't do much if they have you do the same thing every episode
The show's gone to shit and nothing makes sense at all.
Fuck D&D and fuck all you showfags too.
>>71378553
>Paint her green and she could marry shrek
>>71378585
She has been free to live in the Red Keep for awhile now.
Also it just so happened that the Mad King kept all that shit under the Sept
>>71378583
Obviously? The three eyed raven is the most powerful person alive, of course I know how important they are lmao. What does that have to do with anything? Bloodraven was waiting for Bran to find him so he could teach him. Did you miss the part where Bloodraven specifically told Bran he wouldn't be "an old man in a tree" or are we conveniently ignoring that happened now?
>>71378585
she wasn't imprisoned, she was hanging around the Red Keep and had a network of spies through Qyburn.
The wildfire was already there, she just needed a few people to set it up. It wouldn't have been hard to do.
>>71378605
Michelle Fairley already confirmed that she wont be doing any more roles in GoT. Lady Stoneheart was written out
>>71378443
How come she has super assassin and face changing powers still? I thought you had to be part of the cult to do that stuff. If you can just get the powers and then leave why don't more people do it?
>>71378613
>that look on her face
she really is a terrible actress
>>71378166
your vod is shit stop forcing it
>>71378466
>do you people just make up shit as you go along?
They legitimately do.
>Bran can't do king bcuz is benis no work
Where did you get this information? Are you friends with GRRM or something? And what the hell does the state of Bran's genitals have to do with the line of succession. Should he fail to produce an heir, than the crown would eventually pass to one of his siblings/one of their children.
>BUT JON
Jon is a fucking Targaryen and it's all but confirmed. He pretty much has the weakest claim out of any of the Starks.
>>71378542
I figured she stole it from the face factory.
Or maybe you really do cut the faces off. I always thought it was magic, since this isn't fucking Batman.
>>71378495
>obviously fake Targ
>filler plot that amounts to nothing
>best
You're delusional
Wasted scene by not having gregor step out of shadows and crush loras
>>71378622
dude, they're all so far below any standard of good characterisation, acting or presentation to be called "good characters"
Why would all those actors agree to die just for a show? How was making that scene even legal?
http://webmshare.com/BXKqP
They need to make one of these where the punchline happens at pic related.
>>71378618
You are suppose to read books while you are traveling, in situations you can't sleep but need to past time. No one reads while inside a house, and only a literal retard tries to read on the bed or coach.
>>71378708
>obviously fake Targ
he's not though
>>71378402
Melisandre got it the worst. Out of all the women of the show she's the most likable by far. Which is impressive considering she burned a child at the stake.
>>71378708
>Varys is setting up an elaborate fake
>>71378495
WE WUZ KANGS
BIG BLACK DRAGON
>>71378553
generic italian broad #423098
Jaime is literally the only well written character left
>>71378632
she conquered a city and rallied the dothraki and gave birth to three dragons
im no dany fan, but she has done quite a bit
>>71378698
>And what the hell does the state of Bran's genitals have to do with the line of succession.
I hate this excuse the most, because every fucking retard knows perfectly well this doesnt matter. If the ability to produce heirs mattered at all, A. dany would have no claim and B. Rickon would have been the lord of winterfell in season 2 instead of Bran. Bran was already the fucking lord of winterfell jesus god why do people ignore that this happened
What about that theory that the crazy king raped Tywin's wife and so Jaime and Cersei are his children, and Cersei got the mad genes while danerys got the good ruler genes?
>>71378717
lol
>>71378166
Its amazing how music choice can completely change the tone of a scene
>>71378636
human fiona is fox you idiot
>>71378736
Holy fuck you actually that, the nigger is a
>>71378707
The first time you see Jaqen face change it's like magic.
Then you see the waif and arya do it, and it's literally the equivalent of a fucking rubber mask made of someone elses face.
It's supposed to become a part of you. You don't literally wear the fucking face.
>>71378775
Jaime isn't even well written you cancerous showfag.
Davos is the only well written character.
How is Olenna going to get revenge if she has none of her family members left to kill?
>>71378736
>>71378751
>mummer's dragon
>>71378497
>Dany is a good character and a good actress
Nigga there's harem girls in 10th place in Chinese cartoons that are better characters than this bitch
>>71378655
>Bloodraven specifically told Bran he wouldn't be "an old man in a tree"
So basically "yo nigga I did this shit all day erryday but you just do it for a few minutes a day, it's not even that big of a deal anyway man."
Pretty sure he planned to send him South after his lessons the whole time so the White Walkers don't rekk his shit.
>>71378726
I was expecting him to have some redeeming moments before dying but nope, just a pussy bitch end for a pussy bitch character I guess.
If Jon is actually a targaryan why did his hand burn in the first book when he threw the lantern at the wight?
>>71378195
>>71378292
When Cersei told Lancel "I choose violence" she wasn't necessarily sure how far that melee would go. She would have been equally content to watch Robert Strong tear the heads off of their entire delegation before they backed down, but it only took one demonstration of their complete and utter inferiority before they walked away.
>>71378665
I got the impression that by the time she had left the House of White and Black she had in fact completed her training and knew how to make faces of her own. After all, A Man did say she was now "no one" despite the fact that she clearly didn't intend to be.
>>71378726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7P1U63ndAE
>>71378824
dany
How long until Melly or some other Red Priest gets in line with Dany and gets her to burn people as offerings?
Cause that sure would turn Varys against her and onto someone like Jon.
Littlefinger and Varys back together again under another King
>>71378807
They turned it into goddamn Mission: Impossible.
>>71378824
>babbies first time reading a prophecy
mummer = Varys
dragon = Aegon
it confirms that he is a dragon
So, did you guys like this season?
>>71378822
>Davos
>anything more than "bland honorable guy"
>>71378559
Pycel was a creep, she subtly implies that he pedoed on her when she was younger. Also, he was very adamant about not letting her on the small council, and talking shit about zombie Mountain. He was probably one of the most vocal people against her.
>>71378856
kek
>>71378845
This is moronic, the three eyed raven waited in a tree FOR BRAN not because he needed to be there all day looking through the universe
>>71378726
People made some videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAsPzk5DRAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SaCaIqy1I
>>71378736
>>71378751
He is Illyrio's bastard son, a Blackfyre descended from the female line that Varys and Illyrio are using for their own ends, and maybe partly because they believe he can genuinely do some good.
The "mummer's dragon" is something that has been foreshadowed for a long time, but that doesn't mean that it's a worthwhile plot or anything meaningful will come out of it. He'll just be another obstacle for Dany before getting stomped. The show did the story a service in cutting him.
>>71378777
She didn't give birth to shit, they hatched from eggs. I'm pretty damn sure she didn't lay those eggs.
>>71378665
>>71378852
There was nothing shown on screen that gave any indication Arya learned how to change her face at will. She took a face off the wall and used it, giving the idea she atleast knows how to become that person if she has a face
>>71378922
haha oh nice
>>71378847
not pure blood
>>71378873
Yeah.
Actually, I think when Arya killed 'Too Old' man they did it right then as well.
But this season they went for rubber-mask mode
>>71378877
6/10
Needed more Stannis
So GRRM confirmed that he told D&D that Cersei will blow up King's Landing... to what the same extent as the show, he didn't say...
>>71378726
Here you go, newfriend. We have our very own board where you can share webums with sound!
>>>/wsg/1145418
>>71378195
He was part of the faith militant, so of course he would be there no matter what. It doesn't matter if he was above ground near the Sept and the high sparrow, or underneath, he would have died all the same. That being said, Cersei wouldn't have given specific orders to have him killed, he just wandered down there I guess so D&D could have a Michael Bay moment.
>>71378903
archetypes are not related to how a character is written, it seems you don't know what a good written character is. You just like the combination of words without knowing its meaning.
It all makes sense now. Yes anon, Jaime is a very well written character (lol)
Arya is just such a good actress now that she can wear someone's skin and it'll trick everyone in the 7 kingdoms.
>>71378877
good mental masturbation material - d.b. wei$$
>Leaving Lancel alive near the fragile trigger of the whole scheme
He was seconds away from fucking up the whole plan, what was that stupid little shit thinking?
>>71378495
honestly cant stand the entire Aegon plot
>first three books
>concise narrative that moves and climaxs with the red wedding
>next two books
>aimless meandering mess that feels like he just kept going instead of wrapping the story up
>aegon literally who is suddenly a Targ claimant to the thrown
what??
>>71378877
it's a retarded trainwreck that has nothing to do with the series anymore, but it's fun if you accept that
>>71378877
Not a popular opinion here, but even though the last episode was utterly predictable it was still very satisfying to see some prophecy finally come true.
>>71378936
She did make a face out of The Waif and put it in the house (granted, it was done as a bit of an insult). In a way I think that's why she was "No One" - the Many Faced God was promised a name/face, and it could have been either Arya or The Waif. The Waif ended up getting rekt.
Besides, if I were the Many Faced God I'd rather have her face to play around with. Shit's hot as fuck, mang.
So if the North does shit like the South does, who'll be Jon's:
Master of Ships
Master of Laws
Master of Whispers
Master of Coin
Hand
WILL WE EVER SEE SANSA NAKED
>>71378916
As a side note: if you had the powers to look through the universe, would you willingly choose to not do that all day erryday?
It's like studying history all day like Sam will do, but like live it and shit. That would be cool as fuck.
I guess most importantly: Bran probably doesn't want Winterfell. The North has already pledged to Jon, and Bran also has no experience.
>>71378877
3 out of 10
>>71378485
lena's depressed as fuck that's why she's so based
>>71379063
Yes. You can count on me because my dad works for fox
>>71378367
Varys can make incredibly good time due to the lack of both a penis and breasts weighing him down.
Can we agree this episode had the best music of any other episode?
>>71378731
Humor me, Tell me about Aegon and this Twist please?
>>71378166
>No Hound
2/10 shit episode
>>71379040
>muh pacing
the show should have demonstrated to you what happens if you take out proper setup: nothing makes any fucking sense.
Aegon was clearly planned as the whole point of Varys and Illyrio's characters, given he's almost definitely woven into the backstory of the 7 kingdoms via the blackfyres.
the alternative is Varys being a magical eunuch who helps people the audience likes just because.
I HAVE A HUGE COCK
>>71379058
Laws: Loli Kuma
Whispers: Arya
Coin: Lord Manderly
Hand: Davos
Ships:Stannis
>>71379065
>Bran probably doesn't want Winterfell. The North has already pledged to Jon, and Bran also has no experience.
>and Bran also has no experience.
>also has no experience.
>no experience.
>no
>experience
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71379116
The Hound is shit.
>>71378585
Remember when Jaime told Brienne about the mad king? He said the mad king had hidden wild fire underneath places all over the city. He wanted to blow the entire thing up basically.
Thing became myth and and Cersei with Qyburn and all the little birds found out it wasn't. The wild fire used during BWB was produced not found.
>>71379116
>Cheated out of cleganebowl for another season
>>71378310
Would give my life for /10
>>71379113
Not your personal bard.
>>71379065
We're talking about the lord of winterfell not the king in the north. Bran would accept leadership of winterfell the same way he did in season 2.
>>71378367
5 year gaps :)
Dany had time to have Targaryan sails and figureheads made, so clearly a lot of time has passed.
>next season Cersei's story will continue as though almost no time has passed so we can have scenes of Jaime reacting to her coronation
XD
>>71379058
>Ships
His bloody name is Seaworth, that one's obvious.
>Laws
Mormont seems to be the only one that knows how oaths work around there.
>Whispers
Balish is pretty good at that, although no one trusts him. Maybe Arya? Seems a little far-fetched, but given how fast everyone is moving around now anything is possible.
>Coin
Balish had that job in the south, but he also completely fucked it in to the ground, so... probably anyone BUT him. Maby Manderly? They're the biggest house left in the north at this point, right?
>Hand
Well, Seaworth can't be Hand and Ships, so maybe... Tormund? Probably not since he knows nuthin' about the land south of the wall. Seaworth seems to be the only guy worth picking and he's clearly got Jon's ear, but that leaves Ships up for grabs and he's also the only guy that knows much about boats.
>>71379040
It makes more sense if you think of AFFC and ADWD as the beginnings of a new story.
>>71378675
kek, it's not even mine, I saw it in another thread thought it was funny
Why do you hate fun anon?
>omg that wall is oppressing the poor wildlings
>drogon destroy it, now!
why did they give doran's fire and blood line to varys
other than him being dead
>>71378726
Poor Butters.
>>71379180
she also named a bastard as king in the north when bran and sansa are still alive. Sansa is right there even.
>>71379116
>>71379144
How does the Hound even end up in the Clegane bowl at this rate?
He runs around with the Brotherhood till Jon picks him up as Sansa vouches for him?
>>71379159
Pretty Please?
>>71379203
trump stark the builder
>>71379106
DUDE CHEESY PIANO LMAO
seriously I thought it was sub-par and inappropriately instrumented. it was probably necessary to hide how dumb GRRM's whole wildfire caches plot twist is, though.
>>71379199
>shit
>fun
its just your taste
>white bird flies in to Winterfell to mark that winter has come
>white bird flew in to King's Landing in the first episode of Season 2 to mark ??????
so do they have year long versions of every season or what
>>71378742
I'm calling bullshit on that one. Bear Loli is more likable than her. Catelyn was way more likable than her. Hell, Olenna is even way more likable than her. Margery was incredibly charming in a superficial way, but I respected the fact that even after all the Sept torture, she didn't turn her back on her family, and came up with a brilliant play that used the Sept as a shield to protect her from Cersei. Didn't work out in the end because of the Wildfire plot, but even then she knew something was afoot and might have even gotten away had the Faith Militant not been so utterly stupid.
There's a lot of characters far more likable than Melisandre, but I would say at least Melisandre is one of the most interesting characters, maybe even the best female character on the show at the moment. She was pretty fucking dull and one dimensional though until Stannis' death.
>>71379180
Sansa would be his hand
Reminder that if you're not team Cersei that means you're either team Arya, CuckIA, Jon or Dany and you should go the fuck back to plebbit.
Cersei is the only patrician choice.
The way Cersi drove her hand on that Nun's body was kind hot.
After all these years you know what I've realized?
>>71378742
No fuck this post. People only like melisandre now because she resurrected Jon and they have short term memory loss. Shes always been a stupid piece of shit.
>>71378213
didnt put on 20 to 30 pounds on in King's Landing
>>71379171
>We're talking about the lord of winterfell not the king in the north.
Good point, I fugged up there.
Whatever man, I don't really give a shit, I just don't think it could or would work out that way. Especially since we're in a MUH STRONK WYMMYN mode so D&D will probably give it to salsa.
It will be interesting if/when Bran actually does make it back to Winterfell. That's going to throw a wrench in basically everyone's plans to seat her there as the Lady of Winterfell. I do want to see what actually happens.
Also: I'm not a doctor, can you even have children after being a paraplegic? Just saying that could also factor in.
Official Top Ten House Power Rankings post-season 6:
1.Lannister
2.Targaryen
2.Aryn
3.Greyjoy
4.Tyrell
5.Stark
6.Snek
7.Frey
8.Tully
9.Bolton
10.Baratheon
>>71379211
Well, technically by law Sansa was already wed to a Lannister and then a Bolton, and is probably carrying a Bolton heir. She's calling herself Stark now, but legally she isn't one. It's a fucked up situation to be in, but that's how it is.
>>71379203
>people still think Dany will have 3 dragons for any significant amount of time
GRRM likely left the resolution of Meereen to the next book because they get stolen there but he originally thought ADWD should end with that as a big cliffhanger.
>>71378497
>dany
>good
stop, you're only embarrassing yourself.
>there are still autists who are mentally stuck on "teleporting" characters
>>71379238
holy shit you are right
lol
>Margery's only play the entire series was killing her opponents with kindness
>it all blows up in her face
pottery
>>71378846
that IS his redeeming moment. he realises he's been a pawn for everybody, his mother, his wife, the faith. to prevent the last remaining of them from getting what they want, he sends his regards to himself.
>>71379249
Sansa can't do shit, tactical-wise.
I love how House Manderly gets shafted in the show. They gave the fiesty loli to house mormont instead kek.
>>71379237
k, stay mad friend
>>71379249
I had thought of that but then didn't write it down because it sounded too dumb. Like, sure, it's kind of an obvious political choice but she clearly has no fucking idea what she's doing, and the Hand is the one person who you absolutely want to be sure knows what the fuck they're doing.
>>71379238
>he doesn't know
All 6 seasons span a time period of 2 days. Everyone just teleports around
>>71379265
There is no brestplate stretcher
>>71379280
>Snek
JUST
U
S
T
>>71379250
wrong
>>71379285
Bran still exists also ollenna married a tyrell but still isn't one, so by that same logic sansa is still a stark
>>71379278
>I do want to see what actually happens.
I do too and I hope d&d arent hacks enough to not even recognize that Bran is the rightful heir over salsa and certainly jon.
>I'm not a doctor, can you even have children after being a paraplegic? Just saying that could also factor in.
Who cares? If Bran can't have kids then he can name one of his siblings children his heir. Like how Robb named Jon his heir in the books after he thought the all the true heirs were dead. Brans reproductive capabilities dont actually matter at all.
>>71379280
Isn't Lady Olenna the only Tyrell left? How are they top 5?
>>71379355
House Mermaid >>>>>>>>>
>>71379312
But she's a strong powerful woman who don't need no man.
And Jon would probably do it anyway to show his trust in her. Hand takes care of shit when the King can't. She might be his heir for now until Bran comes back, but giving her a formal job that directly says she's in charge of a lot of stuff is good too.
>>71378852
we're all no one
>>71379320
kek
>>71379278
>Also: I'm not a doctor, can you even have children after being a paraplegic?
It depends on the severity of the spinal injury. If the is a complete fracture of the spinal column, then no, but given the fact that Bran would appear to have control of his excretory system (being that we have never seen/read about him pissing and shitting down Hodor's back), it is likely that he can get it up.
>>71379383
The Lannisters, Tyrells, Arryns, and Freys all have plenty of cousins and side branches.
>>71379250
>Blows up her own uncle
>Drives her son to suicide
>Usurps the throne and becomes evil Napoleon
I'll pass
>ywn have an orgasm this intense
>>71379383
They haven't fought in any wars recently, renly was assassinated before he got any of them killed.
>>71379359
I'm kind of curious how the hell Bran appearing back in the land of the living like some kind of savior is going to seem. Everyone has assumed he was dead for so long - Sam never actually told anyone he met with him, right?
Arya's going to be even more shocking since only Brienne had seen her, especially now that she's some kind of shapeshifting, continent teleporting, pie-chef murder princess.
>>71378632
>>71378830
>>71379290
>the dany/emilia clark are bad meme
I know you guys are being ironic but enough is enough.
>>71379446
>Sam never actually told anyone he met with him, right?
Sam told Jon in the TV show. In the books Bran promised Sam not to tell.
>>71379446
Theon told Sansa and sam told jon. They fucking know and they don't give a single fuck.
>>71378846
Tommen is like ten in the books, I wonder if things will play out in the same way because that's going to be bizarre as fuck.
>that IS his redeeming moment.
>>71379308
not really, when the option to kill his mother is available
>>71379446
now that she's some kind of shapeshifting, continent teleporting, pie-chef murder princess
>>71378497
Queen of Thorns is the shit, and Lyanna FOOKIN Mormont is probably the best character in the show, and Cersei is a good villain, but I legit cannot understand how anyone can give a shit about what Dany and Arya are up to.
>>71379250
>team
Kill yourself.
>>71379495
Bran made Sam promise not to tell* is what I meant
>>71378726
>insert kings landing joke here
>>71379245
>I'm calling bullshit on that one.
Stopped reading there.
>>71379381
>I do too and I hope d&d arent hacks enough to not even recognize that Bran is the rightful heir over salsa and certainly jon.
Wouldn't put that past them, family. I swear they got the biggest retards when they picked them.
>If Bran can't have kids then he can name one of his siblings children his heir.
Good point, but anytime there is a question of succession, seems like a lot of people die so they could try and prevent that. Plus, they could just go with the regular line - pass on to his next sibling (I guess it would be salsa at that point) and their kids.
>>71379417
Ah, okay.
>>71379495
What the fuck good would that do?
>>71379496
Why still give a fuck about a brother who they don't know is still alive.
Jon knows he's beyond the Wall, hasn't seen or heard from him in years from any wildlings or anything.
You can hold out hope but you can't plan on it
>>71379495
When was that in the show? I seem to have forgotten half the shit that happened in S3.
>>71379383
There are cadet branches, you know.
Shes in the top 5 because her armies are unspent for the most part and are now allied with Daenerys.
>>71379523
>Lyanna FOOKIN Mormont is probably the best character in the show
DUDE STUNT CASTING LMAO
the south
>I WANT TO BE KING
>NO, I'M KING
>NO, MY SON IS KING
>WELL MY GRANDDAUGHTER IS QUEEN
>NO I AM QUEEN AND MY SON IS KING YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS A BITCH
>HAHA GREEN FIRE NOW I AM QUEEN
mereen
>I AM A GIRL QUEEN FROM A FOREIGN LAND AND HAVE DRAGONS THAT MEANS I CAN STEAMROLL INTO ANY AND EVERY BROWN TOWN AND FORCE THEM TO BEHAVE AND SUBMIT TO A WOMAN AND NOT HAVE SLAVES ANYMORE JUST BECAUSE I SAY SO AND DON'T HAVE A PLAN ASIDE FROM OPENING THEIR CAGES AND HOPE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT ON ITS OWN
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS CHAOS AND DISORDER STOP TRYING TO MANSPLAIN GREYWORM REMOVE HIS COCK AND FEED IT TO DROGON
the north
>YOU! YOU ARE OUR NEW KING! THE KING IN THE NORTH!
>YOU! YOU RIGHT THERE! NOW YOU ARE KING. YES, HE IS KING NOW THE KING IN THE NORTH!
>>71379496
Theon told Sansa he didn't burn Bran and Rickon, but that was fucking AGES ago.
>>71379549
Are those ropes on the left CGI? They look like shit.
can somebody explain to me the scene with Ned and his sister? Is Jon an incest child or is he Ned's sister's child? Also why is >>71378847 calling him targaryan? I've watched the show too sporadically and now need some extra context
Yeah, but the dragons are actually wyverns so fuck this shit.
>mfw D&D pull off le ebin twist and Euron reks Dany's fleet and takes the dragons
>>71378567
she'll take 5 episodes travelling to King's Landing before she can kill Cersei.
>>71379456
>this is what redditors actually believe
dany became stale once she stopped in meereen, and emilia clarke and her flabby arms don't help much either
>>71379557
How can you un-ironically make this
>>71379601
you have to admit it's exactly like IRL history
>>71379646
The guy that kidnapped Boromir's sister fucked her and got her preggers, that guy is Rhaegar Targaryan. The only question now iswas it rape?
>>71379666
that would make the show way betterchecked
>>71379265
Did he died?
>>71379601
>>71379666
How exactly would he take these dragons? Theres no evidence thst the dragonbinder actually works. And he doesn't have it in the show
>>71379702
I never really hated Dany all that much in the books until she got to Meereen. Then I fucking hated both her and GRRM for wasting my goddamn time. What a terrible, boring, pointless subplot.
>>71379565
my youtubing skills are failing me but there was a scene in which Jon and Sam are talking and its explicitly implied that Sam told him. Jon asks how far north a crippled boy and a simpleton could possibly go, then decides they'd probably be at Crasters Keep.
>>71379456
Emilia Clarke is a piss poor actress. Dany is an objectively boring character in both the books and the show, who's only redeeming quality is that she gives us insight into what goes on in Essos.
If this pottery was intentional then I'm actually impressed. I didn't think D&D had it in them.
>>71379646
In short, there was the theory that Lyanna actually wanted to fug Rhaegar, and Jon is the result
In the end Lyanna was not a prisoner of the Tower, she was safe, waiting for Rhaegar's son. This is Jon, who then was taken care of by Ned Stark which is why he never told him who his mother was.
While we're at it; that scene from the baby zoom in to Jon's face was incredible, music was excellent too
>>71379530
That was so easy to come up with, how the fuck did I not put that together myself? Am disappoint.
Are the dragons going to have to fly all the way to Westeros?
It looks like they'd sink any boat they tried to rest on
>>71378877
First 2/3 of the season was budget cuts : the murdering. I felt like they just went in alphabetical order of all the characters they wanted to kill and had them die on screen to tie up loose ends. That was pretty fucking awful to watch. Last 1/3 had some interesting things happening. I give the whole season 6/10, first 2/3 of it 3/10.
>>71379052
I haven't been on here for two years but how many Waif-Waifu jokes were made?
>>71379754
With the Sharingan he keeps under his eye patch
>>71378213
Too much smirking and she tried to step to the real Queen.
She lost the Game of Thrones.
Season 7 predictions post them
>Euron kills Missandei and Greyworm
>>71378402
He was in that Sam Neill Merlin miniseries, right?
>>71379754
>Theres no evidence thst the dragonbinder actually works
I mean, it lights a niggas lungs on fire. I guess that's not proof that it actually binds dragons, per se, but I think it's safe to assume it is magic.
>>71379565
>>71379770
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SH1qCN6hQ4
>>71379666
checked
>>71379781
cute
>>71379794
they can float-swim and paddle with their wings
>>71379779
>>71379756
Meereen was meant to alternate with Cersei in KL to contrast the two queens. the idea is that Dany is in a shitty situation but tries (the port is blockaded by the Slavers from like her third chapter), Cersei is in a totally okay situation and fucks it up.
you guys read it and just were like OMG ITS ALL ABOUT COCK WTF because GRRM is actually too patrician for you as absurd as that seems
>>71379756
I always liked the idea of Dany being this looming threat from the east that was edging closer to Westeros, burning everything in her path. Basically the fire version of the White Walkers. Then Dany became unlikable and both were long overdue.
>>71379754
He wouldn't take any Dragons. He would take three firebreathingWyverns
>>71379666
If euron doesn't fight them at sea D&D are taking the piss.
>>71379754
He probably is going to pull it out of his ass. otherwise they literally put him in the show to be cucked by dragons. He'l be able to fuck danys seaforce though, yaras crew are the only ones who shouldn't get fucked. dorathki are dead, unsullied maybe get half their guys, tyrells and dornish? they probably make it.
>>71379724
That scene was a little weird. There's some subtle implication based on her relief to finally see her brother than she was kidnapped rather than having eloped. Also... that was not the most beautiful woman in all of Westeros. Shitty casting.
>>71379781
Credit all the imagery of the first act to the director, not the writers. That dude slayed it.
>>71379839
Thanks. This is before they raid the keep, right? Which is why Jojen makes a big deal out of convincing Bran he can't say hi? I'm remembering it vaguely now.
>>71378460
>At least in this scene she was being helped by 2 grown men
Yeah, that's what made the scene work. I just assume she was raised by hard-asses her entire life and had very good council, much like Bran when he was that age.
>>71379754
>Theres no evidence thst the dragonbinder actually works.
no evidence, but a massive amount of foreshadowing
>>71379550
What the fuck good would what do?
>>71379781
I wonder what the last thing going through Tommen's mind was
>>71379917
The pavement.
>>71379872
That's all well and good, but consider the following...no u
>>71379832
Surely it is some sort of magic but really theres no evidence in any history or Valyrian history of such a device existing
>>71379872
Anybody who can fucking read can draw that conclusion, it doesn't make it good.
Dany has been boring since AGoT and only serves as a plot device for more interesting characters, such as Barristan and Victarion.
>>71379917
>Ser Pounce will rule in my stead
>>71379917
goodbye ser pounce
>>71379907
Foreshadowing means jack shit
>>71379900
>This is before they raid the keep, right? Which is why Jojen makes a big deal out of convincing Bran he can't say hi?
Yes, Karl holds Bran and co hostage at Crasters Keep at the same time Jon conveniently shows up and kills him, Locke tries to kidnap bran but bran uses hodor to rip his neck open then bran and co leave before Jon can see them and force Bran to go back to castle black
>>71379959
BASED
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>>71379943
Nice one.
>>71378908
Not buying the pedo angle. If Pycel would have pedo'd on her in any way shape or form, Tywin would have had the man ripped into pieces and had a chunk sent to every Maester in the kingdom to remind them of what happens to anyone who fucks with one of his daughters without his permission. Jamie would have destroyed him a long time ago had he even set foot near his sister/babymomma. Cersei herself would have had him poisoned or some shit sealing his fate before she even took the crown. It was a power play. She didn't like him, she didn't like him having knowledge about her (and therefore her weaknesses and the skeletons in her closet), so he had to be killed. Qyburn also didn't like him since Qyburn is a disgraced Maester and Pycel is still in good standing, and Pycel always looked down on him for it.
>>71379682
by then teleporter arya has killed her a dozen times
>>71379956
you thought it was boring because you don't read books for character development. ultimately it's a limitation that punishes itself so you're welcome to it.
>>71379896>implying
>>71378213
Made out with a black person
>>71379435
Will she ever be able to fuck anyone?
No i mean in. Is a girl in her situation so broken she can not love or even care about sex?
>>71380018
no, Arya will take 5 episodes to reach KL after reaching the Twins in 1 episode. because Dabid.
>>71378195
I can't believe no one got this right.
She fucked Lancel and he confessed to the faith. This is the reason she was imprisoned. It also gave more credibility to the rumors of her fucking Jamie and Tommen being a bastard
>>71379872
>cersei in a totally okay situation
Fucking what cersei has it worst than dany, because she can't go lol DRACARIS, it's only now she went top kek WILDFIRE.
cersei literally has to deal with more shit and has less options.
>>71379897
In the books and show his only purpose will be to be a roadblock/temporary adversary. He'll get btfo and that will be the end of him
>>71379959
King Pounce, First of His Name
>>71379914
The guy corrected his post, but namely Bran promising Sam not to tell anyone about himself, Meera, and a suicidal Jojen that they're heading as far north as they can.
>>71379754
If its not in the show than Euron's entire introduction is to get Yara and Dany on the same side, and maybe slow down Dany's fleet with his own 1000 ships.
Lets say he loses everything while Dany loses 1/4th. The Dothraki and Unsullied will be useless in winter.
>>71380066
>Will she ever be able to fuck anyone?
she appears to grasp the basics if her Mercy chapter is anything to go by.
>Publishes ADWD in 2011
>Marries old fat lady the same year
>Never writes another word again
Coincidence?
>>71378567
That's the point.
>>71378213
not wearing training bras
>>71378777
I feel quite different. I think a lot has *happened* to Danny but she hasn't actually done a lot herself other than be impossibly idealized by apparently everyone important and capable on the planet for no reason. I guess some of that might be Varys' work, I just find it hard to swallow that the world simply refuses to let this girl fail. It's like she's the exact opposite of a Mary Sue. She doesn't have anything really truly special about her, but it seems fate and the universe simply won't allow her to fall and keeps propping her up, time and time again, giving her free armies, dragons, resources, and all the most brilliant, loyal, amazing people in the kingdoms for no particular reason.
>>71380092
Okay he'l probably get btfo but in the books isn't he literally meant to be wearing Valerian steel Armour? I don't know if I'd call him a roadblock, he legitimately could kill of some main characters, show euron might just be tinderwood though.
>>71379959
How many more people need to die till we get to sir pounce?
Cersei sure... Does Jamie? Anyone else after if he has to?
>>71378877
It was good. 7/10. I realized it's not The Wire or some shit and I shouldn't have such high expectations just because it's an HBO show
>>71380124
gross
>>71380025
Are you baiting me?
I thought it was boring, because it is boring. Dany's "character development" is a joke, especially when compared with the other POV characters like Jamie
>>71380077
in the books Tommen is 10 and Cersei has near-total control over him, Margaery is 15/16 and hasn't been established as a political genius. Cersei can't play with other rulers though so she totally throws away all the influence she has.
meanwhile Dany's first chapter is about a terrorist organization killing her soldiers.
>>71380112
Well I know she can physically do it but will there ever be any inclination to?
>>71378559
So that Qyburn could become the new Grand Maester.
>>71379722
pretty much word for word that's exactly what happened in 6 seasons
>>71380077
She does seem to have the strongest and most unified Kingsguard elite in quite a while, but a brotherhood of bodyguards only gets you so far even if one is an eight foot tall mute zombie supersoldier.
The Lannister army is also still one of the strongest in Westeros - they managed to take Riverrun with zero casualties, and Jamie made a point to Waldor that their "alliance" was really just the Lannister army bailing out those sorry sacks of shit over and over again.
Granted, she doesn't seem to have any real strategic or tactical acumen and Jamie isn't a great field commander. Jamie also probably wants to kill her now, so that's not helpful. She literally did what he killed his king to prevent, and in doing so made his son commit suicide because he could not stand to live without his wife. I can't imagine Jamie's terribly pleased about that.
RIP in peace
>At my local pub, enjoying a few pints with my buds while GoT is on the TV.
>Notice all around me are women with colourful hair, thick rimmed glasses. Some were all frumpy while others were as wide as an elephant.
>They are all watching the TV intensely, some chatting about.
>I over hear it. "All men must die... all men must die."
>All of the sudden they all scream out in rage as Rob is crowned, yet they quickly explode into cheering and orgasms as Cersei is made Queen.
>I looked to my bud and said "But she is a horrible bitch who just had a woman raped to death."
>Suddenly silent, all the women looking at me with rage.
>They then start screaming out. "ALL MEN MUST DIE!"
>They start charging at me and my buds with knives but thankfully since most were the size of semi trucks we just had to briskly walk away to avoid them.
So anybody else notice that every house in this show is now being ruled by inexperienced women?
>>71380007
>>71378908
I thought Cersei got mad at Pycelle because she almost killed herself and her brother's son with the poison he gave during the Battle of Blackwater
>>71380110
>The Dothraki and Unsullied will be useless in winter.
literally the first time I've seen anyone point out this incredibly obvious fact.
>>71378823
Er, wut? She still has both Jamie and Cersei to kill.
>>71380236
Robb died many bongs ago
>>71380104
That was my post and i thought it was obvious what i meant even without the correction but i guess youre just being snarky
Please answer this:
What the fuck will happen when Bran gets back to the north? He is the heir to Winterfell, and I doubt Jon will murder him.
Will D&D make Bran go all "I can't be warden, for I am a bastard of House Potter", to avoid the conflict between the northern men?
>>71380120
Don't think so.
>>71378823
She will kill herself instead.
>>71380187
probably not, but there's a few in-story years before treating that as an issue would even be appropriate in the books given that she's 10.
IRL child soldiers can bounce back pretty well into being functional members of society because of how plastic children's brains are.
>>71380120
>got engaged and married right before he met the real love of his life Sibel
You wanna bet his will leaves everything to her?
>>71380120
They had been together for decades and only got married for financial reasons. Maybe, but I doubt it.
>>71380310
Jon will namd Bran as his heir
>>71380288
Ah, Jon then m8.
>>71380310
A. Bran is not a bastard of house potter, he is the trueborn Harry Potter
B. if you honestly think anyone in the show is ever going to acknowledge this, I have a bridge to sell you
>>71380290
Why do they all became uglier after just 5 years???
>>71380310
Bran will die as soon as he lets the White Walkers south of the wall.
>>71380290
She was ugly at the start IMO
>>71380176
yeah you're not helping your case, but I'm not motivated to go over why because I don't think you're really interested. just know that I have very different interpretations of GRRM's intent with both of those characters.
>>71379601
autism speaks
>>71380310
Become Jon's heir.
The North by popular choice has already recognized Jon as the leader of House Stark and have pledged oaths, too late to back out.
>>71380185
Not going to make the argument based the books, no ty lad.
>>71380221
the point was unlike dany or rather untill this last ep, she couldn't just burn her enemies like dany does.
ironically her burning them set the tyrells against her and will probably be her undoing.
The point was cersei has to deal with alot of more shit than danny does, maybe early one danny had it harder but the second she started taking cities and got the unsullied it was a cake walk for her.
>>71380361
Stop with this stupid fucking meme, Bran is going to live at least long enough to tell jon about his parentage
>>71380388
Jon is king in the north that doesnt mean there cant be a separate lord of winterfell.
>>71380387
Then shut up.
>>71380365
looks like she'd have a lady moustache if she didnt treat her upper lip regularly
>>71380398
Jon will never find out his parentage and will marry dany
How long until CIA recognizes that Sansa's a bad investment and decides to wait another 16 years for her to have another daughter old enough for him to creep on?
>>71378166
When will Sansa take her advice and use dat puss
>>71380372
>You are wrong, despite me not having any argument to prove my point
And stop pretending GRRM is some sort of master patrician writer
>>71380427
The King in the North, historically speaking, rules from Winterfell.
>>71380390
>Not going to make the argument based the books, no ty lad.
no point in making an argument based on the show when half the characters are just doing whatever the plot requires thanks to missing/rearranged material. you just have to accept it doesn't make any sense.
>>71380427
His seat is Winterfell, it's the center of the North.
It'd be retarded to give that up and be a guest in the stronghold he's gonna be staying at and planning shit from anyway
>>71380290
its a combination of better colored eyebrows and a better wig
newdany is just a terribly styled mess
>>71380427
this is true, maybe jon should take dreadfort as the castle for his kingindanorf phase
>>71380292
I was being snarky but that stopped when I found out you had already corrected yourself, I was taking you seriously here >>71380104 but other than calling Jojen suicidal, I was mostly just trying to factual.
>>71378847
Because according to the Fat Man the Targaryens, including Dany, aren't immune to fire (hence why Viserys and Targs in history died from fire) and Dany burning on the pyre when she birthed the dragons was a magical, one-time event to do with the blood magic.
D&D however can do whatever the hell they want with the show at this point, they're free to misinterpret certain things and make those misinterpretations true for the show universe so they must have thought this misconception of Dany being immune to fire was too cool in their heads to pass up just because GURM said so and wanted to reuse it because they like the idea of Dany being invincible.
In the behind the scenes, David and Dan call the fire immunity as being Dany's "superpower". But again, this "superpower" was never intended by GURM to be a thing whereas R+L is a significant revelation that he told David and Dan. So creating that plothole was David and Dan's fault, basically.
There's no "reason" Dany is immune because while GURM tends to have an explanation for everything that's part of his world, David and Dan ignored the logistics of it all here. If you asked them why only Dany immune to fire, they would have no answer for you other than "creatively it made sense to us, because we wanted it to happen".
>>71380447
I don't see this as a contest, and the fact that you do is part of why it's pointless discussing this with you.
>>71380443
Soon
>>71378443
>nobody has cropped this yet to make it look like she is getting eaten out
>no one has put the BRAZZERS logo on it
You faggots are lazy.
>>71380007
I'm just repeating what she said. She complained in a earlier season that she didn't want him looking after her kids because he was a fucking pedo.
>>71380522
>not showing sansa standing next to him because
>>71380470
well this is /tv/...
the book and show are different it's that simple.
>>71379456
Not being ironic. Being 100% genuine. Danny is portrayed as this heroic character, but she doesn't choose to suffer to help others. She suffers because of circumstances completely beyond her control, and the world literally seems to revolve around her because fate itself simply refuses to let her fall. She's not smart or witty or cunning or ruthless. She's naive and idealistic but unlike Ned Stark, she has an apparently infinite reserve of luck and people who worship her and simply come to her and obey her with unquestioning loyalty. There's no tension in anything Danny does because we know she will somehow succeed. We never question if she's really in danger because even against a Dothraki horde or a cult of magic sorcerers or whatever is thrown against her, her naive and idealistic plans always work out in the end no matter how ill conceived or absolute or ridiculously unbelievable her decrees are. No tension, no suspense, no mystery, no real struggle = extremely fucking boring, bad character.
Contrast with Tyron's beginning. He starts off as a dwarf who's father has somewhat of a death wish for him and who's family, one of the most powerful in Westeros hates him. We cheer for Tyrion because he's always in REAL danger. He gets hurt, he suffers, he falls, he triumphs, he falls again, and he RUNS. Now he's with Danny and under her magic protection bubble apparently, so he sucks too. Danny not only ruins herself as a character, she ruins other characters too. Pathetic.
>>71380561
No, it's better to show Ned and Jon on the same side and Cat/Salsa on the same side for the pottery in how similar they are
That and I haven't found good quality pics from this weeks episode with them next to each other that parallel Ned and Cat
Lyanna Mormont is an actual fucking meme. The fact that any of you like her is proof of how low this board has fallen to shitposting offsiters.
She's a fucking nine year old child walking around like she's a fucking wolf queen. The fact that she doesn't need a regent and isn't laughed at in every encounter is fucking absurd.
>>71380739
Get a load of this ass
>>71380476
Except there's a conveniently empty volcano fortress south of that and closer to the very people they will be dealing with on a regular basis once everyone accepts the fact that wight walkers aren't real and old horns can't melt cold walls.
>>71380542
Yeah, far be it from Cersei to ever besmirch her character by telling a bold faced lie. Also, Cersei is supposed to be one of the most beautiful women in the seven kingdoms in her prime. If they killed every man that ogled her while having dirty thoughts when she was a teenager, they'd have to kill almost every man in the kingdom that looked at her.
We also never see Pycel doing anything with kids. He fucks grown whores all the time, sure, that much is absolutely true, but we never see him with kids, so her accusation is probably bullshit.
>>71380120
I bet they have the fucking nastiest sex
>>71380739
That's WHY we like her. She's not fucking boring. She's strange and unusual and fun, but she's still just the leader of a very small, practically insignificant house. I mean come on, she could spare all of twenty good knights to help Jon. If anything it's ironic and amusing that she could have such a strong presence when barely being notable in any way shape or form both politically and militarily.
>>71380886
I doubt it now that George has the porn star.
DUDE
LET'S GO MURDER THEM LMAO
>>71379666
>devilish trips
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>71379250
i'm team jaime
