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In the Kingswood there lived a mother and her cub. She loved him very much. But there were other things that lived in the woods. Like stags. And wolves. He could hear them howling in the night.
The little cub was frightened. His mother said, "You are a lion, my son. You mustn't be afraid. For one day all the beasts will bow to you. You will be king. All the stags will bow. All the wolves will bow. The bears in the north and the foxes of the south, all the birds in the sky and the beasts in the sea ... they will all come to you, little lion... to rest a crown upon your head."
And the cub said, "Will I be strong and fierce like my father?"
"Yes," said his mother. "You will be strong and fierce just like your father."
I will keep you safe, my love. I promise you.
edition
>at some point (pretty soon) all the men understand the shit is coming from the north and join in jon's crusade
>all the ladies keep screaming and fighting for the crown
I think this is the only possible plot
I love cersei i want her to peg me
you just KNOW
tfw neither jon or sansa are the heirs to winterfell
>>71367574
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>>71367574
>tfw I live in Kingswood IRL
>tfw exiled to cuckshed
At least he'll have Bobby B and Jorah for company
Is Varys teleport?
>>71367574
RIP SMIRKFU
F
Wasn't there any way to silence Bran without throwing him from the tower? Also, Branbros unite.
PRESTON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnyseAZ4xU8
PRESTON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnyseAZ4xU8
PRESTON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnyseAZ4xU8
Hourly reminder Dany is the Lord of the Stormlands now.
>>71367574
Last thread since OP's a faggot
>>71366280
>>71366280
can Brank make little starks?
>>71367646
It didnt end up mattering anyway, sooner or later all of jaimes children would die anyway which was the whole point of him pushing bran in the first place
jaime is a retard who ruined a kids life for N O T H I N G
>>71367644
he rides on his little birds
>>71367648
I hate how Preston is on the nose a lot but then goes on to nitpick random shit like an autist and make himself look retarded
>>71367645
post the blacked webm
For Olenna Redwyne
>>71367623
>you just KNOW
ewww incest
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PUT ON YOUR TINFOIL, HEAT UP YOUR GRRM BRAND QUESO TO VALYRIAN TEMP 135.5 DEGREES CELCIUS
THE SHADE OF THE EVENING HAS BEEN DRANK & IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR MOON TEA, LOG INTO WEIRWOOD.NET & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR
-JOJEN PASTE
-MOON TEA
-MILK OF THE POPPY
-BRAVOSI LEMONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoHSLwOmNS8 <- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR GAME OF THRONES THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR BACKYARD TRAINING YARD, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES & A "FIGHTING PIT" STYLE DOTHRAKI ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER ELIO & LINDA USING GOOGLE HANGOUTS BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION/SOCIAL DEPRIVATION FORUM (/got/) & PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH LEMONCAKES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY IRON ISLAND SALTWATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE SOURLEAF KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO YOLKBOY & LADY GUINVERE HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE CHILDREN OF THE FOREST=ALIENS & THE SWORD OF THE MORNING IS HIDDEN IN MEEREEN
DUDE SWEETROBIN IS THE NEW BLOODRAVEN LMAO
DUDE ANCIENT CAVERNS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH NUCLEAR FALLOUT & COVERED IN WILDFIRE & TAKING PLACE IN GRRM'S SCI-FI UNIVERSE ASIMOV STYLE
>"ASHAYA FROM HISTORY WESTEROS PODCAST JUST END IT ALL! I THINK YOU'RE A WORTHLESS YOUTUBER & I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON /R/ASOIAF SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK WHEN YOU BITCH ABOUT ME USING FAN ART IN MY VIDS & REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"ASHAYA "SNITCHES GET STICHES" "JUST" TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT! YOUR YOUTUBE CAREER IS OVER. AZIZ & SEAN BARELY HAD YOU ON THE PODCAST THIS YEAR BECAUSE YOU'RE A TOXIC CUNT WHO STARTS SHIT WITH MORE POPULAR YOUTUBERS LIKE ME. IT'S TIME FOR THE VALYRIAN STEEL DAGGER RETIREMENT PLAN"
-Preston Jacobs, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING PRESTON JACOBS NAKED IN A WEIRWOOD TREE WITH A MOUTH FULL OF WEIRWOOD PASTE TRIPPING
- Brought to you by The Dornish Brotherhood Without Banners©
"GILBERT KING!"
bran will do the opposite of his namesake and become bran the wall destroyer by going through the wall next series and accidentally the magical defences referenced by Benjen because he has been branded with the mark.
CHOOSE YOUR FACTION AMONG THE GREAT HOUSES AND INDIVIDUAL ORDERS.
FOR THE WATCH.
Why did that faggot Davos got so mad out of nowhere? He spoke to Melisandre before and now he sperged out, is it because he didnt want to interrupt during war or writers just needed Melisandre to gtfo from winterfell
so the Clegane bro's are both alive going into season 7. how the fuck are they going to get these two to fight?
>>71367574
Reminder Jaime will kill Cersei to stop the Mad Queen, then ride north to join Jon Targaryen
KING AND QUEEN IN THE NORTH
>>71367645
Is Natalie the hottest human on planet earth in our current year?
>>71367715
house way the fuck off from westeros
>>71367715
if you're not /Lannister/ by now you're automatically a pleb and a faggot
>>71367709
I think youre wrong
Sams horn is going to bring down the wall or the dragons.
Bran is going to repeat history by having to rebuild the wall and winterfell after it gets destroyed in the great wall.
>>71367715
>CHOOSE YOUR FACTION AMONG THE GREAT HOUSES AND INDIVIDUAL ORDERS.
If Stannis is dead I have to side with the true ruler of Westeros.
That is Dany.
>>71367672
Jaime himself would've been executed if found out.
Also,he could not know that in advance holy shit.
>>71367736
>Jaime will ride Cersei to the north
>>71367648
Preston tries too hard. I used to enjoy watching him but this is too much.
>>71367744
I'm a cunnyseur so /mormont/
>>71367746
great war* fml
>>71367574
>Burn him and bury his ashes
Cersei brings on the Stannis Fetish
>>71367744
Being a Lannister knowing that the House will lie in ruin because of Cersei is bad planning.
>>71367709
>go past the wall
>bran goes into treenet mode
>wakes up
>"he's coming. He knows where we are!"
>"Bran... Chaosh..."
>>71367746
sam will find the way to beat the walkers (sword he jewed will obviously be significant) but i dont think brans done with his fuckuppery quite yet.
probably warg into another poor fuck and ruin their life.
Dude if you give kids candy they'll murder people for you lmao
>>71367764
Yet, people have no problem at all blaming Bran for the war of the 5 kings as if he could have possibly known that cersei and jaime were getting it on in an abandoned tower where they didnt belong
love that hypocrisy
>>71367648
He's also made a Dorne video.
MEH, gonna watch tomorrow.
>>71367574
Fuck that scene is so good
Will Valyria ever be habitable again? Volcano fallout can't last forever.
>>71367646
>tfw they could have pulled him in and had cersei take his virginity in a great /ss/ scene.
Would have silenced him for good
so is sansa going to betray jon together with CIA?
>>71367816
>he thinks its just candy
Someone link the live thread during the episode, I want to see /tv/'s reaction
Wait, was that woman raped by the zombie mountain?
>>71367749
my nigga
>>71367824
who asked you....?
>>71367839
they actually could have just done a bunch of unspeakable perverted shit to him so that nobody would ever believe him if he told anyone
>>71367796
I just realized that she also has short hair like Stannis does.
Stannis came back to us as Cersei.
>>71367839
This would not have been approved for television.
>>71367816
He also tended their injuries and had their abusive parents killed. Protected them.
If Jonsa happened, what would Arya's reaction be when she comes back and finds her "brother" and sister are making out and fucking?
Is Cersei the GOAT character?
>>71367631
He is a cripple and his dick no longer works dumbass
>>71367816
Honestly, this scene felt the most unbelievable to me. Qyburn really couldn't get his hands dirty on his own? Or perhaps it was more to highlight the difference between how Varys managed his little birds compared to Qyburn?
who "extremely disappointed with lyanna" here?
>>71367860
we can only hope.
>>71367844
"I've died one today... I can die twice"
I miss Tywin, bros ;_;. Cersei ruined House Lannister, and Tywin's rolling in his grave.
>>71367646
BRANDON KING!
Wait, if the guy who was fucking Dany is Daario... who the FUCK is this?
>>71367815
He'll warg into jayme and kill the king
>>71367883
Proof of this?
>>71367874
Jealousy
>>71367648
>Fuck the people - peacekeeper
lmao preston actually made me laugh
>>71367883
what does that have to do with anything dumbass
if being a cripple meant your inheritance is null and void then rickon would have been the lord of winterfell in season 2 not bran
pay fucking attention
>>71367891
>this is a 10/10 in the North
>>71367873
This was also WAYYY before the books were going to be adapted into a show.
>>71367889
M8 it was a Le shock violent kids omg so controv yeah? scene and nothing more
>>71367911
So, is Bran some kind of time wizard? Is he going to manipulate time to stop the white walkers and bring his father back?
>>71367911
daario is also a faceless killer
>They picked this to be Lyanna
JUST
U
S
T
>>71367891
She's alright.
So there's one more season right? or was it two?
Bookautists are on literal suicide watch.
>>71367911
recast
>>71367949
He's a qt is what he is.
Would snuggle.
>Smirkfu:Dead
>Mace the Ace:Dead
WHY EVEN BOTHER WATCHING ANYMORE.
>>71367889
AGU
DO DIS TING FO ME
This season was so fucking fan service-y. It even ended with everyones favorite SJW queen and some shit CGI
fuck why do I still watch this shit
>>71367648
It's no use.
>>71367634
REMEMBER THIS
REMEMBER THIS POLL WHEN JON TAKES ARYA AS HIS WIFE YOU FUCKING SHITS
All my cuddles are belong toBran
>>71367648
Listening to his comments regarding Marge's deduction. Preston confirmed retard.
>no, preston, a person like cersei does not intend to suffer the consequences
>>71367969
the loli from the past was hotter than her desu
no pedo
>>71367899
>Tywin's rolling in his grave.
It didn't have to end this way.
>>71367899
Tywin was a great villain. Pragmatic, intelligent, but not unnecessarily vicious. If Tommen had been raised by him, the kingdoms would be fine.
60. "Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken" (Season 5, Episode 6)
59. "The Prince of Winterfell" (Season 2, Episode 8)
58. "Breaker of Chains" (Season 4, Episode 3)
57. "The House of Black and White" (Season 5, Episode 2)
.
56. "Oathkeeper" (Season 4, Episode 4)
55. "Mhysa" (Season 3, Episode 10)
54. "A Man Without Honor" (Season 2, Episode 7)
53."The Broken Man" (Season 6, Episode 7)
52. "Book of the Stranger" (Season 6, Episode 4)
51. "Valar Dohaeris" (Season 3, Episode 1)
50. "Oathbreaker" (Season 6, Episode 3)
49. "The Wars to Come" (Season 5, Episode 1)
48. "The Kingsroad" (Season 1, Episode 2)
47. "The Red Woman" (Season 6, Episode 1)
46. "The Night Lands" (Season 2, Episode 2)
45. "Lord Snow" (Season 1, Episode 3)
44. "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" (Season 3, Episode 7)
43. "Dark Wings, Dark Words" (Season 3, Episode 2)
.
42. "The Gift" (Season 5, Episode 7)
41. "The Pointy End" (Season 1, Episode 8)
40. "Garden of Bones" (Season 2, Episode 4)
39. "Sons of the Harpy" (Season 5, Episode 4)
38. "Valar Morghulis" (Season 2, Episode 10)
37. "You Win or You Die" (Season 1, Episode 7)
36. "The Laws of Gods and Men" (Season 4, Episode 6)
35. "The North Remembers" (Season 2, Episode 1)
34. "The Climb" (Season 3, Episode 6)
33. "Blood of My Blood" (Season 6, Episode 6)
32. "Kill the Boy" (Season 5, Episode 5)
31. "First of His Name" (Season 4, Episode 5)
30. "No One" (Season 6, Episode 8)
>>71367969
"Her?"
- Aerys Targaryen
>>71367969
Never thought I'd say this, but I wish it was bethfu after all.
>everyone said "they won't make her look like arya" when i posted the french maisie clone
>they go ahead and do exactly that
at least frenchfu is attractive
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv_snapshot_00.17.46_[2016.06.27_16.25.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tL73fBT.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv snapshot 00.17.46 [2016.06.27 16.25.41]")
is she a terrorist?
>>71367969
i'd let her suck my cock tbqh
>>71368025
29. "The Ghost of Harrenhal" (Season 2, Episode 5)
28. "The Wolf and the Lion" (Season 1, Episode 5)
27. "Walk of Punishment" (Season 3, Episode 3)
26. "Mockingbird" (Season 4, Episode 7)
25. "Second Sons" (Season 3, Episode 8)
24. "High Sparrow" (Season 5, Episode 3)
23. "Winter Is Coming" (Season 1, Episode 1)
22. "The Lion and the Rose" (Season 4, Episode 2)
21. "And Now His Watch Is Ended" (Season 3, Episode 4)
20. "Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things" (Season 1, Episode 4)
19. "The Dance of Dragons" (Season 5, Episode 9)
18. "Fire and Blood" (Season 1, Episode 10)
17. "Home" (Season 6, Episode 2)
16. "The Children" (Season 4, Episode 10)
15. "The Mountain and the Viper" (Season 4, Episode 8)
14. "A Golden Crown" (Season 1, Episode 6)
13. "The Watchers on the Wall" (Season 4, Episode 9)
12. "The Old Gods and the New" (Season 2, Episode 6)
11. "Battle of the Bastards" (Season 6, Episode 9)
10. "What Is Dead May Never Die" (Season 2, Episode 3)
9. "Two Swords" (Season 4, Episode 1)
8. "The Door" (Season 6, Episode 5)
7. "The Winds of Winter" (Season 6, Episode 10)
6. "Mother's Mercy" (Season 5, Episode 10)
5. "Kissed by Fire" (Season 3, Episode 5)
4. "Baelor" (Season 1, Episode 9)
3. "The Rains of Castamere" (Season 3, Episode 9)
2. "Hardhome" (Season 5, Episode 8)
1. "Blackwater" (Season 2, Episode 9)GET AT ME
>>71367995
>>71368017
Proud of you two. Degenerates would ruin him with their perversions. Branbros should want to protect him.
>>71368020
She has been doing just that so far.
>>71368049
what do you call someone who blows up a church?
>>71368049
shes my waifuist
>>71367911
its Francis from deadpool .. the actor left to play a part in the movie
Movies>TV in any actor career
Is Isaac a good boy in real life?
>>71367860
We don't know if Bloodless Men are actually bloodless or just called that because of their appearance and because blood has to be drained in the procedure.
Maybe he can get erections, who knows.
>>71367889
>Or perhaps it was more to highlight the difference between how Varys managed his little birds compared to Qyburn?
its definitely to differentiate them as characters. Qyburn is way more mad scientist. having a street urchin army is less over the top than franken-mountain.
>>71367969
Should've given her another scene bros
>>71367998
There's bearfu now instead
Would it really have mattered if they left the Sept when Margery figured out something was wrong?
>>71368079
smart
>>71367631
That nigga is gonna be a tree one day prettying up the courtyard of winterfell not ruling it.
>>71367949
Bran died in the fall. Bran will go back in time and resurrect himself. Proving that he has the power of resurrection and is r'hllor. screenshot this
>>71367574
i still don't understand how SAMWELL lived past the season 2 finale. the camera makes it looks like the frozen king stares him down and then just goes away?!
>>71367969
>18 to 21 year old stunner
>>71367735
it's not gonna happen
>>71367911
this is Francis
>>71368108
EVIAN BOTTLE
>>71368126
maybe, if they sprinted
>>71368003
>It even ended with everyones favorite SJW queen and some shit CGI
thats literally how the first season ended.
>>71368054
This is bait
>>71368135
Bloodraven: "you wont be me. You wont be an old man in a tree."
B T F O
bran is going to be bran the builder 2.0
screenshot
Did book Daenarys really get the hots for a guy with blue hair and a golden mustache?
Well done, Cersei, well done...
HOWEVER
>>71367899
>ruined House Lannister
>supreme queen of the iron throne first of her name
>>71367691
someone please post the vocaroo
>>71368136
>those qt little legs
It's a shame he got crippled when he was this qt, I liked watching him walk around and everything. Was very qt.
>>71367899
well at least Jaime is the head of house Lannister so there is that
>>71368168
then what was the point of bringing back sandor for two episodes?
>>71367899
based tywin, I miss him too
>>71368003
the "strong women" pandering is fucking insane now it just makes the show laughable
can't wait for sansa to steal jon's storyline next season
If you could change one thing about the BotB, what would it be? I'd have Nymeria and her pack be the saviors of the Stark army. A hundred wolves helping retake Winterfell.
>>71368139
Maybe he was just too lazy to get off his horse
>>71367648
>Lancel gets stabbed and acts like a person who gets stabbed
I laughed so hard at that
>>71368209
ikr
qt
Would you give him your cuddles, /got/? What if he need your cuddles?
>>71368144
I'm surprised he didn't have long, black curly hair
>>71367648
How can someone so autistic as to make dozens of bullshit theory videos about the most nonsensical garbage imaginable not understand any of the implications and plot threads from the last episode?
Is this man so retarded that he can't see that lineages don't matter anymore with so many houses in shambles and no one left in kings landing to oppose cersei?
Why do you people idolize this idiot? Is it because he says edgy things about D&D?
>>71368246
there would need to come 10000 wolves to save Jons army not 100
So no one in KL bothered to ask why the biggest building in the city blew up and killed thousands?
Not a single inquiry? No investigation? They just went ahead a appointed the most likely culprit as their head of state.
>>71368054
hardhome is overrated garbage
>>71368275
get a life you fucking faggot
>>71368246
Wun Wun is made to hide in the trees and attack halfway through the battle, he can't get to the phalanx in time before the vale attacks
wont the fire at the sept just spread and burn the rest of the city? surely they dont have the resources to stop a fire that large from spreading
>>71368275
I'd give him cuddles.
>>71368295
>So no one in KL bothered to ask why the biggest building in the city blew up and killed thousands?
Or the fact the King killed himself right afterwords?
>>71368139
it drove home the point that nobody notices Sam. even the bad guys won't acknowledge his existence.
>>71368274
It was 2qt for this world.
>>71368275
I'd give him whatever he wants or needs, including cuddles.
>>71368003
>SJW Queen
She's bringing a horde of mass murdering mass raping horse niggers who pwomise dey will be gud.
She's a shit SJW.
>>71368246
Summer had a wolf pack in the books too.
My fantasy for the retaking of Winterfell would have been all the starklings (minus rickon) contributing to the battle via their wolves wolfpack or something
can wildfire hurt dragons
>>71367648
Funny but he goes a bit too far with the nitpicking. The Lancel/Arya thing was pure gold though.
>>71368321
Everyone knows why. During her coronation, everyone is glaring at Cersei.
>>71368198
Yes for the next 3 days before it crashes with no survivors
>>71368246
It wasn't an iron born army you know, a few dogs wouldn't have been enough
>>71368368
>During her coronation, everyone is glaring at Cersei.
that's.... kind of normal for a coronation m8
If Bran hadn't been crippled, who would he have likely been set up to marry?
>>71367686
Goddamn you would smash that all day every day
>>71367574
Fastforward to after the conclusion of the story, a bonus scene after the credits..
>We see the hound working as a bard at ye local tavern
>He has just finished singing the song of ice and fire, and lays down his harp to grab some mead
>He is met with mediocre applause, and even less payment, and sighs heavily down his drink
>A few minutes later he is drunk in the alley outside, beating the shit out of a few people, and then puking in the gutters.
>He is suddenly greeted by a familiar voice behind him
>"I didn't know you could sing"
>He turns around, and he sees the face of one of the tavern's customer coming off, revealing Arya Stark.
>"You... You are still alive?"
>"I never took you off the list, you know."
>"So that's it then?"
>"..."
>"I never liked songs anyway."
>Arya then slits the hound's throat and skulks off into the night
>The end
This would be my perfect chaotic GRRM ending desu
>>71368403
myrcella
How would you reward House Mormont and Bearfu for their loyalty?
>thousands of people die in King's Landing
>cut right to happy feast with the Freys and Jaime
Is this some kind of sick twisted joke Dnd are playing on us?
>>71368403
Bearfu or frogfu
Or Myrcella if Bobby B was in charge
So how long does volcanic fallout last? Will Valyria remain uninhabited forever?
>>71368383
everyone knows it was cersei but they're too afraid to say anything
she'll blame dorne offically
part of me thinks that qyburn will get killed by the mountain frankenstein style after a while and maybe even cersei
Jon marries Lyanna
Sweetrobin marries Sansa
Littlefinger marriesDany
>>71368177
http://www.vulture.com/2016/06/game-of-thrones-episodes-ranked.html
stay salty my senpai
>>71368311
no u
So who's going to die next season?
>>71368469
Everyone. Let it be over.
>>71368403
TOMMEN
claim your GoT/aSoIaF waifu
>>71368428
>>71368442
Bran/Myrcella would probably have worked out far better than Joffrey/Sansa. They're both good kids.
>>71367749
>all the bitter virgins would label you a cuck
> but you still know true virtue, honour and dignity
My nigga.
>>71368024
Tywin isn't a villain.
Only people who could be objectively be considered villains would be Night's King and that guy who makes Unsullied by castrating baby boys.
>>71368139
remember, white walkers are sentient, not mindless killers like the wights. perhaps he felt that going out of his way to kill him wasn't even worth the effort.
>the ending to game of thrones is "life/time is a flat circle" a la Kpax
Absolutelydisgusting.jpg
bran
Can we discuss how Dabid was verbally jerking himself off in the After The Episode with his talk about how "well done" the northern shitshow was this season
>>71368215
i think he's gonna be a """good""" guy now and roll with the brotherhood without banners. the 2 eps he came back in talked a lot about redemption and that it's not too late to change
>>71368402
nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmB0wrXPvPk
>>71367739
I'm a more attractive woman than Natalie and I'm a short fat man.
>>71368500
im really sad bran was never sent to kings landing like ned wanted to be honest
>>71368139
Cause him dying wasn't part of the Night King's master plan.
Sam was needed to get Bran across the Wall
>>71368424
This is shit, but please let The Hound be a bard post-credits drunkenly half-assedly singing the song of ice and fire for coin.
by my calculations
>>71368215
Sandor was in the throne room when Littlefinger betrayed Ned. The only reason he is back is to give that information to Sansa.
What happens if Bran crosses the wall and then have a vision of the Night's King again where the Night's King touches him?
Will the WW be able to cross the wall then?
>>71368533
He is in a box.
>>71368571
It wouldn't have worked out. Bran would have been tormented by Joffrey worse than Sansa.
lol, Preston is salty as fuck in his new video
>>71368433
>that baby has old man wrinkles
How cheap are they with CGI?
>>71368576
This, the Night King is obviously a greenseer and knew Sam would be needed to get to the new Three Eyed Raben
>>71367749
I will bend the knee to Cersei and kiss her feet.
Although seriously if I actually existed in Westeros I'd serve Beric.
S7 leaks???
>>71368469
Season 7 will have Cersei filling in as the primary big bad before her death in the finale/second to last episode of the season. This shit is formulaic by now.
at least one of the Clegane bro's are going to die for good. CIA and Jaime are going to be fair game too.
>>71368584
>the_green_trial
is that what they're calling it?
What's next? The blue coronation?
>>71368599
Cute, right?
>>71368531
>Bran wakes up in bed in Winterfell with his family and the Lannisters gathered around him after recovering from a length flu
>"Bran you're awake, you were having the most horrible dream!"
"You said 'bad pussy, in your sleep little brother lol"
>
I quit the show a while ago
what happened in Kings landing and why is my waifu Margery ded?
>>71368604
What's up Dabid
>>71368598
They should still be able to from the last mark.
>>71368602thats why i want it. the boytears
>>71368198
>literally pissed every single house in Westreos off, AND, broke the 1 alliance that kept Kingslanding from getting their shit pushed in
>>71368623
>tfw no truede leaks
>>71368624
Nah, Cersei vs the world will be resolved by half of the season. The second half of the season will be everyone vs the Night King.
>>71368644
Cersei killed everyone with wildfire.
>>71368469
Littlefinger
Arya(need to kill of a Stark for edge factor and her plot is done once she finishes her vengeful rampage. Her dead body will not be found until winter ends with Needle still in her hands. Arya may also be merged with some of Lady Stoneheart's role)
Clegane brothers, in Cleganebowl
Euron and Cersei won't die until season 8, Euron will steal a dragon but it will be in turn stolen from him by the Night's King.
Jaime kills Cersei in the season finale
>>71368599
Bran in a Box.
Why did all the characters die because the writers didn't know how to continue to write them?
>>71368624
lena headey already negotiated a $500k per episode contract for season 8
sure she could die in the first ep but she is making it to at least s8e1
Why do most Northerners in this show look like swarthy roaches while the desert dragon girl is an Aryan bombshell? Doesn't make much sense.
>>71368651
Come on, he literally says "we still don't know who jon's father is" Is he really that fucking stupid? Does it have to shoved down his throat?
>>71368403
Bradamante
>>71367648
The Lancel/Arya thing was amusing but jesus christ this man is not as insightful or funny as he thinks he is.
>>71367686
Isn't she chick from Her Majesty Secret Service? You mean there the same person?
So how about Sweetrobin banging Dany? The knights of the vale would be a big acquisition for her
>>71368693
>$500k per episode
Jesus christ might as well kill her off as soon as possible then or simply cram all her shit into one episode.
>>71368552
>ugly loser writes angry comments about women who would be disgusted to breath the same air as him
>>71368632
Shoulda called itthe trial by firesempai desu
Why would the lannisters even want the throne anymore?
All it's doing is attracting enemies from literally all over the world, and the only backup you've got are the retarded bottomfeeding remains of house Frey.
Just fuck off back to Casterly Rock and blame everything on Tywin when Dany comes knocking.
>>71368657
Olenna could've prevented this by helping Cersei.
>>71368724
Yeah that bothered me too. But the rest of it was fucking spot on.
>>71368724
what else would they have bran do next season if not waste him on revealing jons dad even though everyone already fucking knows
>>71368694
>being this dumb
>>71368694
>bombshell
>>71368694
IRRC, Valyrians don't tan
>>71368762
dinklage, kit, emilia, lena and nikolaj are all getting 500k per ep
>>71368694
Dany is Valyrian and Northmen are first men.
>>71368694
im not used to seeing the non-fat version of this pic
>>71367648
>Lancel gets stabbed and acts like someone who got stabbed
>what a pussy
>>71368424
>implying that even a drunk, crippled, and unarmed Hound wouldnt stomp a womanlet into the ground
>>71368633
yiss
if jaime wants to lead a coup take the throne is there anyone in king's landing he can even work with
the only people left in that fucking city who are actual characters are cersei's people and him and bronn
Why do they recast minor characters into extras?
Pic related, the new Khal danny killed in the hut fire. Tyrion's whorefu was also put in as an extra
>>71368770
If you haven't noticed Cersei is insane and Kevan/Tywin are dead. Jamie is also a retard who just wants Cersei's cock. The Lannisters are pretty much fucked unless Jamie pulls his balls out of Cersei's cunt to save his House.
>>71368782
Bran will accidentally give the NK the ability to pass the wall just as he did the grove.
Mark my words.
for the spergs crying about varys allegedly traveling between meeren and dorne so quickly
reminder: in that amount of time someone created, carved and mounted this massive dragon bust onto a ship
>>71368818
their bloated paychecks are the reason we're getting shortened seasons
not because of cgi, but because of the fucking main cast
>>71368846
Lol whatever let the hound kill her, I don't give a shit. I just want him to be a downtrodden misunderstood bard, who turns out to be the one to chronicle the song of ice and fire.
>>71368872
Is cersei a hermaphrodyte?
>>71368767
I'd be disgusted to breathe the same air as her. Wouldn't want to catch the palsy.
>>71368857
He doesn't want the throne, he wants to destroy it with wildfire to end the idea of the 7 kingdoms being united. Dany already saw what Jaime did to the red keep in s2e10.
>>71368049
6/16 never forget
>>71368859
OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED WE NEVER SAW SHAE
DID THEY CUT HER SCENE? LOL
>>71368862
>>>/r/eddit
Nothing about that post is pol u fuck
>>71368878
No he wont, this theory is retarded and makes no sense
The wall is going to get demolished and brans mark cant do that. One of the dragons will.
mark my words.
How long until it turns out everything Baelish has done has been according to Varys master plan?
How long until Varys reveals Jon Targaryen to Dany and cucks Littlefinger by having gotten him to support and inadvertently gotten Jon to power?
>>71368770
besides who the fuck wants to actually inherit the Iron Throne's massive debt?And why isn't anyone mentioning the debt?
Braavos will win the Game of Thrones by that alone.
>>71368872
>Jamie pulls his balls out of Cersei's cunt to save his House.
this happens in the book. Jamie is infinitely more likable in the book than in the show
>>71368919
Yes. Lancel was fucked way before this episode.
>>71368767
Natalie doesn't read these you know. Defending her isn't going to make her sleep with you.
>>71368576
How will hw bring the wall down
>>71368911
In the books it needs to be Mance but I'd be fine with it being Sandor in the show.
>>71367688
Retard, Daenerys is his aunt and they're obviously going to fuck.
Fucking his cousin is better than that.
Jon and Sansa best couple
Will Arya or Jamie kill the Mad Queen
>>71368892
TBBT mains get over $1 million per ep and longer seasons
>Aemon knew Jon was his great grand nephew
>asked the question to Jon whether Ned would choose family or honor first
>>71368959
all debts are cleared and the winner will KILL THE BANK like Andrew Jackson
watching Garden Grandma BTFO the sandsneks was great.
>>71369025
please dont ever mention TBBT again.
>>71369009
Jaime. Arya needs to meet up with Gendry and have mad sex.
>Jorah the Andal
>House Mormont
>North as fuck geographically
How?
why did people think The Battle of the Bastards was bad?
Bran
>>71369009
why didnt arya kill jaime too?
>>71367914
He wargs into the mad king and is the reason he says "burn them all" over and over
>>71369057
You think Dothraki know the difference?
>>71369044
She is GOAT
>>71369009
Jamie. Even GRRM knows it's Jamie, and he's the writer.
>>71368685
Where can I buy this?
>>71369066
Benjen was working for the Nights King all along, he brought Bran to the wall as a trojan horse.
>Bitter Queen Cersei despises kingdom for taking everything away
>gone mad with power and hatred losing all her children
>ranting to Jaime how she will kill everyone
>"burn them all"
>Jaime stabs her in back to become Queenslayer
>continue on repenting for sins by fighting against the whitewalker before he dies
>D&D really went all out with the "Targaryen can't be burned" with Dany
>Jon's reveal to be a true Targ is when a dragon tries to burn him
if the night king just passes the wall without it actually coming down that would the stupidest shit in GOT history. Fucking hell d&d
>>71369066
Fucking bran
>>71369057
The Dothraki are Essosi and don't know the difference, it's a cute way of showing the disparity between the continents.
>>71369058
it still has a 10/10 rating on imdb
only the blow-hards of /got/ had issues with it
Is it just me or is Maisie borderline not-television-ok tier, those close-ups of her face literally repulses me sometimes
she could have spared us so much trouble if she had just poisoned him then and there like she wanted to.
>>71367874
Really? Really? (farts) *canned laughter*
>>71368781
>But the rest of it was fucking spot on.
lol no. His claim about Sansa was really fucking dumb. Sansa is by most people's knowledge 2 marriages removed from her stark name. Also one of the main theme's in the show/books is that royalty is meaningless. The Targs were the kings because they took it. Robert was the king because he took it. Jon was made king in the north because it's what the people wanted
>>71369009
Jaime. Not a dramatic and personal stabbing, but with wildfire. Then he'll give Edmure riverrun and make himself King of the Rock.
>>71369148
You are obviously a poor judge of beauty
>>71369036
There are actually a lot of people that knew
>Ned
>Reeds
>The Martells
>All the old King's Guard
>Older Targaryeans
>>71367672
Jaime will fully redeem himself by the end and marry Brianne.
so dany is jon snow's aunt? wow just wow
>>71368839There is no non-fat version
>>71369006
Fuck off back to tumblr cunt.
>>71369062
>aoc is 17 in my state
>i could legally gently steal bran's virginity
>>71369058
They bent over backwards to make it a riders of Rohan situation, distorting logic and everything that was set up in the process, Jon and Wun Wun should've curbstomped the Boltons on their own
>>71369155
>>>/pol/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/
Back to your safe space kid
why does our boy preston's videos get so many dislikes?
>>71369201
>and marry Brianne
we already know who's gonna get that big pussy.
>>71367634
If Jon marries Dany, going to punch GRRM in the face.
Jon doesnt deserve that after all he's been through.
>>71369148
She's ugly-cute
>>71367648
I think you've got to start wondering, what the hell is this video
More like this?
>>71369226
He could have anyone, why would he want you?
>>71369233
After you m'lady
>>71369226
Yiss.
>>71367672
Everything is connected and has to happen in a certain set order. All the characters are pawns of basically the Red God. Jaime had to push Bran out so Bran would eventually run north and find the Raven. All the kids were destined to die, but Jaime wasn't meant to know that. Only Cersei and Maggy did.
>>71369261
This.
Jonsa makes a lot more sense.
>>71369244
Brienne is disgusted by him, but she crushes real hard on Jaime. It's the OTP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AfZUFQiMXE
>>71367574
>Tywin dead
>Stannis dead
>half the plot turned into feminist power fantasies
>Cersei is crashing the kingdom with no survivors
>Daenerys is invading with a nigger army and help from other strong womyn
>sand sneks
It's going to be Daenerys invasion vs retarded Cersei Hitler for the kingdom.
While Jon Targaryen KININDANORTH fight the walkers without hope, until Dani saves the day with dragons.
There is nothing of worth in this world
I'm rooting for the Night's King, just kill everyone.
>>71367889
Was it only me that thought it happened like this because pycell was a pedo who abused his spies? That's why they were stabbing him do aggressively
>>71368947
she's dead anon what the fuck are you talking about
>>71368611
That's what newborn babies look like. Takes some times for them to grow into their skin.
New thread
>>71369310
>>71369310
>>71369314
>Brienne is disgusted by him
nigga, she is tsundere as fuck.
>>71369280
>defending the concept of a magical horn that enslaves dragons
>>71369280
Forgot big cawk
>>71367726
It seems like they wanted to tie up a bunch of loose ends.
>>71369287
I know a boy who needs gentle femdom when I see him.
>>71369244
He's dead next year
>>71369280
Dragonbinder will be replaced with a ballista
>>71369321
>Not serving your loli leader with your 61 other knightbros
Don't even care about the KANGUDDANORF, I just want to die for her.
>>71368354
isnt this the case with actual SJW?
>>71369368
I don't think he likes women, anon.
So what the fuck was Varys doing in Dorne?
Getting Dorne-Tyrell to ally with Daenerys?
>>71368888
Timetravelling varys clones confirmed
>>71369321
dont forget sansa will secretly ally with dany and take over the north while jon dies anticlimactically
>>71369333
there were season 7 set leaks of her in costume on set. the speculation was that she would appear in a dream sequence or something.
>>71367574
Just watched the episode, what where /got/ reactions to Jon Targ?
And no searching the archive is fucking impossible you redditors burn through 100 threads in a day
>>71369413
more like offering an ultimatum.
>>71369226
I would not do it gently.
>>71369410
Just because he looks like a twink doesn't mean anything. Child actors are meant to look younger than their age
>>71369413
It seems like Ellaria Sand is absorbing Doran's master plan (though I don't know why they killed him to begin with) and instead of making the casual audience more confused they're completely cutting out Young Griff and just having Varys back Dany
>>71369451
what is grrm's mistress doing on set?
>>71369321
Yeah this show really turned into a feminist power fantasy.
>>71369321
>While Jon Targaryen KININDANORTH fight the walkers without hope, until Dani saves the day with dragons.
I will be so fucking mad if this happens.
>>71368025
>>71368054
This is pure unfiltered autism, so I'm not going to take the time to go through your list with a fine tooth comb, but here's what I will say:
I agree with your number one pick.
Nothing from seasons 5 should be remotely close to the top 5, let alone the top 3.
>>71368295
There is no question as to who did it. There just isn't anyone who can say or do anything about it anymore left in KL.
>>71369451
er season 6
>>71369489
A-anon! You don't deserve him!
>>71369489
Don't be vulgar. He's a sweet petal.
>mfw D&D didn't miss the opportunity to shit for the gorillanz time on Stannis
>>71368275
>Would you give him your cuddles, /got/? What if he need your cuddles?
I have a 9" cuddle insertion tool and would hit that so hard he'd be coughing up his prostate.
But don't picture that.
>>71367574
Was it intentional from GRRM to take his time so the feminists would cuck the show instead of his books? What a master planner.
>>71368295
Note the quantity of guards at the coronation.
>>71369321
>only women and pretty boy heartthrobs are left the rest are non threatening eunuchs or midgets
>3 pairs of boobs all season vs. two dicks
All they have to do is kill Littlefinger and seeing how D&D are just doing fanservices now (R+L=J getting stuffed in last second, Olenna shitting on sandsnakes, Ramsay getting punched in the face, hanging Olly) it'll come soon enough.
>>71369451
Maybe she was just visiting friends that she made while on the show... who cares Shae is obvoiusly dead it'll be at most a flashback or somebody fucking with Tyrion
>>71367796
>tfw your mum is more of a man than you are and gets shit done
I'd jump out a window holy shit what a muppet.
>>71369842
yeah no shit, nobody is suggesting her character was alive but she is in costume, not just visiting the set
>>71369429
this is going to fucking happen isnt it
>>71367796
C U C K
U C
C U
K C U C
>>71368187
You know in real life there are dudes who have Liberty spikes or a huge stupid colored Mohawk and get to fuck stupid young women who have bad taste
Reminder that bitchy maester is the hero we need and sending him to the wall to tell the white walkers they need to proper paperwork to invade and sending them the fuck back north until they get it would be the best thing ever.
>>71367749
Dany maybe in the future by conquering. By blood, she's 2nd after the son of her older brother, who was the crownprince.
And that heir also happend to be a stannerman. Also he has Davos.
It's Jon Snu now.
>>71367960
this made me kek hard
just thought you should know
leaked s7 dialogue
>Littlefinger: Winter is Coming
>Sansa: And now it begins
>Jon: No... nautenz
>>71370243
Kekked
>>71370243
>Papers, Please: Wall Edition
>>71370243
rofl!
>>71368139
S1E1 Scene 1
Not the first time they let sb live
>>71369206
No they're cousins.
>>71368246
Madeup stupid gay wolfpack out of nowhere, sure why not. Could hardly have been more stupid anyway. BotB, worse than SS.
>>71369114
when jon kills a wright helping Mormont he burns his hands...
