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Old thread >>71350954
www.strawpoll.me/10600381
Oh Jon... come here, MY KING... let your sister comfort you.
Dave Mathews Band
the entire build up was fucking 10/10. best shit out of this season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFK0yG8xG5I
Jaime is AA faggots
Stannis is alive.
Bran gets killed by NK just before the final battle. Calling it now.
anyone has the webm of olenna annoyed by a dorne scene
So I'm watching S06E10, when does her acting finally get good?
>mfw my favorite character is finally back on track
Break up with cersei imminent. Gonna go find Brienne, his one true love.
Poor little Preston X: there are no master plans
Starring dabid and dabid
>>71354466
Damn she's pretty in this one.
JON X DANY HAPPENING
THIS IS IT KIDS
Reminder that the eventual point of the book series with 40000000 pages, is that two armies fight
Reminder that there are literal god's
Reminder that magic is just magic
Reminder that prophecy is real
Reminder that the most predictable theory is ALWAYS the right one
Reminder that the white walkers are just pure evil
Reminder that Dany, Arya and Jon have done nothing wrong
th for monford and stannis
so dany will be riding drogon
jon will be riding rhaegal because it's named after his father
who will be riding viserion?
Still mad
what wizardry did they do to make her look cuter
>>71354540
I don't know why this made me laugh
Daily reminder you can skip every scene in King's landing in season 6 and miss absolutely nothing.
>>71354602
We'll sort this irregularity out, Maester
>>71354627
Tyrion
Would you overthrow an entire dynasty for this?
>>71354598
I'm hype as fuck.
>>71354546
[GENERIC ARPEGGIOS INTENSIFY]
>>71354466
>Dany won't win the Jonbowl
;_;
Everything in the world started going downhill in 2004 and became super duper gay
>>71354648
warhammer fantasy tv show soon
>>71354627
Tyrion, kek.
>the show will end with all three of them flying against a MASSIVE army of white walker and then just cut to black letting the battle be decided in the midns of the viewer
GOATending.
I wish Cersei had any chance at all. She was really good this episode.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>Showplebs think this was the best season ever
>Two decent-good episodes now make the season the greatest thing ever.
Jesus have they no taste?
>>71354623
aurane = sea snake
>>71354700
You mean 2007
Serious question: Are they trying to cover up Emilia being preggo?
>>71354648
SUMMON
>>71354602
We'll sort this irregularity out, Maester
do you support sophie's decision to receive cosmetic surgery?
i think it was very brave of her to do what she needed to do to improve her self-esteem
>>71354691
wish they casted someone that wasn't a manlet for Jon.
the scenes with him and sansa are comical and the fact that sansa needs to squat down for him to kiss her forehead.
>>71354733
No she's just fat
>>71354687
pianists are literally the niggers of musicians
>>71354634
reminder that pregnant women put on weight
>Be 10/10 Silver Haired Prince
>Can get any woman in Westeros, even Prime Cersei will ditch Jaime in a second to fuck you
>Choose this 3/10 slag to fulfill a prophecy with
I guess Targs really are mad.
>>71354719
Season 1 will forever be the best season.
>>71354751
epik
upvoted
>>71354604
Its pretty clear preston doesn't care about show shit.
>>71354691
They will. Fire and Ice.
>>71354634
get majorly fucked you "p-promise me ned" faggots
>>71354602
We'll sort this irregularity out, Maester
>tfw you live in the duke's archives
>>71354737
THE
>Tyrion bowing to Dany
I can forgive everyhing but not THIS!
>>71354719
>two good episodes
try one, the last episode, and that's it
>>71354774
Not in fantasy they don't
>>71354806
ELECTOR
>>71354584
Glad she lived, most based woman in the show
>>71354723
based aurane poster
>why doesn't she have FULL MAKEUP ON while dying and look 100% hot
fucking neckbeards I swear
>>71354806
DELETE THIS
>>71354822
Bastard Bowl was decent. Thats about it.
>>71354819
kill yourself
/CREW/ WW@?
>>71354691
>why is she holding onto the manlet?
>>71354283
I love how to idiots will come up with any retarded excuse for D&D. The Martell and Tyrell fleets all traveling to Slaver's Bay just to travel back to Westeros makes no sense whatsoever. And the fact that all of this happened in one episode, while Cersei's hair still hasn't grown an inch is even more retarded.
>>71354466
>Jon and Dany
DISGUSTING
best episode in at least two seasons imo
no goofy nonsense, no cock jokes, good music and good dialogue
shame the rest of the season was so bad
>>71354881
>Slaver's Bay
ITS CALLED DRAGONS BAY YOU FUCKING CIS WHITE MALE SHIT LORD
>>71354849
Based Velaryon poster
>>71354678
based
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv_snapshot_00.39.23_[2016.06.27_21.05.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B2h53Rj.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv snapshot 00.39.23 [2016.06.27 21.05.38]")
Why is she so based?
>>71354495
>implying she doesn't want to get down and dirty with CIA only
CIA is daddy. Sansa knows that men of quality are typically older and also better in bed.
>>71354850
>girls need makeup to look good
>wearing makeup DOESN'T make you look like ass
WEW
E
W
>>71354691
>she wants the snow dick rather than the lannister dick
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>71354894
THIS ACTION DOES NOT HAVE MY CUNT'S SCENT
>>71354495
That doesn't even look like Sansa
>Dany is coming back to westeros with Tyrion
>Tyrion knows Jon and they have similar enemies
>Sansa was married to Tyrion
>Tyrion was nice, never raped her, assaulted her, or hurt her even verbally
>Tyrion is experienced in bed and as Margaery said that is useful since women can be complicated
>a proper marriage between the two sides could formally bring together Dany and Jon's sides
>Tyrion isn't as ugly or fucked up personality o action wise as he is in the books
Could TyrionxSansa become a possibility?
>>71354869
>fuck the man that killed your father
>>71354904
thank you
what kind of teleport hacks is varys on
Daily reminder that Jon's father wasn't revelaed, therefore N + L = J is still a possibility.
>>71354898
I wish this would happen instead of Jon x Dany. Sansa is a far more likeable character and a better match for Jon.
Why did Cersei get the throne? I know she is Tommen's closest relative, but Jamie is his closest male relative as his presumed uncle and Westeros tends to favor male heirs.
>>71354905
Wow, Dany has really had it hard.
How does she manage? So strong.
>>71354881
They needed more ships for the army you cockslapper
.I want Cersei to dominate my cock
>>71354751
>doesn't look anything like Soph
I'm not clear what it is you think you are doing with this post
>>71354772
the other issue with the music is that the show has mostly stuck to vaguely medieval instruments + strings.
then suddenly fucking piano everywhere. it was as jarring as if Ramin had started riffing like he was writing the score for Pacific Rim 2.
when Jaime got his hand cut off it was intentional but here it was just a bad choice of instrumentation.
>>71354907
She shows the same level of disgust and contempt for Dorne as /got/ does.
>>71354969
I think the peasants stopped caring about heritage and being next in line when Cersei blew part of the city and killed every council member.
>>71354969
STRONK WYMEN
>>71354993
she'll just send zombie mountain to do it
>>71354963
>promise me nedoglu
>>71354969
watch that scene again,even jaime couldnt go near her because of lannister soldiers
>>71354967
>>71354898
This.
JonxDany is perhaps the worst pairing in the show. It's disgusting.
JonSa on the other hand, is pure love.
Why do D&D hate iconic scenes? I mean they didn't bother with Manderly's speech, Varys was cucked out of the crossbow scene, Doran was cucked out of his speech.
>>71354778
m-maybe she was a nice person did you ever think of that?
What ran through his mind in this moment?
>>71354909
>implying Littlefinger is good in bed
>only chick we know he's ever fucked was Lysa
>the same Lysa that'd probably scream even if he wasn't hitting it right
>the same Lysa who's only ever fucked him and an old man
Top kek daddy fetish anon
they are perfect together
>>71354905
>It's a Dany ending
>It's a dragons flying toward the camera then "REEEEAAAKKK!!!"/cut to black ending
and who
are you
and who are you
and who are, who are you
>>71354190
>when she was young she learned about a prophecy that will affect her
>married someone she didnt like
>lost her dark haired baby
>brother/lover caught by rebels in Season 1
>daughter had to be shipped off to somewhere far away
>almost had to kill her son and herself at the Battle of Blackwater
>being insecure by Smirkfu marrying her son
>son poisoned infront of her
>being insecure by Smirkfu marrying her second son
>father killed by dwarf brother
>daughter killed
>got blindsided by some shoeless old man
>spent a good deal in the dungeons
>hair was cut off
>Walk of Atonement
Cersei probably lost it already at that point or earlier
>>71354778
>robert wanted this
>rhaegar wanted this
I suppose medieval standards of beauty were quite different
>>71355061
>feel the bern
>>71355055
when manderly got up i was hoping we'd get something similar to what he says in the books
but nope
FUCK YOU D&D
>>71354916
BY SIGMAR, NO!
>>71354617
>Arya
>repeatedly violate the rules of the assassin cult that took you in
>get away with it
Predictions for Season 7 Part 1:
>Melisandre will meet Arya in the Riverlands (because she said in S3 "We'll meet again")
>Bran goes to Winterfell and tells Jon and Sansa they must rally the northern forces and the Vale forces to be taken to the wall
>The plot in the north before this happens will be Littlefinger trying to persuade Sansa to go south with him and I can't predict anything more because he's so enigmatic
>First three episodes will be Jaime scolding Cersei and then moving on to planning war against Daenerys
>Advanced budget means the final three episodes will be Cersei vs Dany with the midseason finale resulting in Dany's death
>In the riverlands Arya releases Edmure from the cells and several plot lines are bound together in some way through the Brotherhood, Arya, Edmure and Melisandre
>Sam studies in the first five episodes and then returns to the wall in the sixth in time for the final battle
>There will be very few plots seeing as the Reach, Dorne, Stormlands, Crownlands and Iron Isles have all been married to the Dany plot
>Jorah returns to Westeros in some random episode and its some huge reveal
>Euron will definitely die at some point and it will probably be extremely underwhelming like Doran's death
>Midseason ends with Dany planning to move north to fight the white walkers
No way L stark was that ugly, unless Rhaegar is black
>>71354822
HOLD THE DOOR was easily the best overall episode, though obviously bastardbowl had great moments despite being a mess of illogic.
>>71355011
Ramin didn't ok the thing with Jaimes hand, it was D&D. I'd say it was the same case here as D&D do ask Ramin to change songs at times
>>71354969
Because she was the wife of Robert Baratheon.
>>71354898
>>71354967
It's funny they keep using the book character's depiction for a pairing fueled by the show.
If Kit wasn't a manlet this wouldn't happen
AND THIS IS TO GO FURTHER BEYOND
>>71355061
>I'm not conceding, i'm still running for president!
>>71354907
Because she's seen all of the noble dicks in the realm and knows they run small.
except for pic related's of course
>>71355061
wildfire can't melt steel beams
>>71355089
it's amusing how similar sansa is to cersei
>>71355106
>Dany's
Cersei's*
If only Dany died...
>>71355126
this scene was pure kino,debate me faggots.
>>71355044
Oh so the whole Lannister army became loyal to her after Kevan died? Again wouldn't they chose Jaime?
>>71355126
>Thingken of wildfire
Dornish Master Plan BTFO
R+L=D BTFO
Nuclear winter BTFO
>>71355084
Did they?
>>71355098
Its fucking bullshit
>>71354967
>Sansa is a far more likeable character
woah we've come a long way since season 1.
So danny is technically auntie to john or am i incorrect here.
Everytime Davos cries I cry too. He loved that little girl so much, lads, like it was his own child.
>>71354907
She's old, experienced and actually not retarded like Tywin was. She would have probably strangled that little cunt herself if she was in his position.
>>71354466
>Jon is a Targ
>Jon and Dany would be incest
>People deny this
who /coldwavesoph/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWyWJr0FlYI
>ywn snort bumps of heroin of the tops of Soph's breasts
>>71355187
He loved Shireen so much he forgot to ask what happened to her for 9 episodes
How was the music so fucking based in this episode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkUU3roBHYs
>>71355187
>I LUVED HER LIKE SHE WAS ME OWN BLOOD
>>71355185
thats correct
>>71354778
D&D should really stop casting their fuckbuddies into the show.
>>71355200
>thinking targs care about incest
What's going to happen to the Valemen next season? Is CIA still controlling them?
>>71355094
>>71355132
i am disappointed that the bernie sanders arc is over
i kind of wanted to see him and donald trump fight
and whoever plays clinton is such a shit fucking actress
>>71355166
you are right but you know its D&D logic
>>71355185
yep but shouldnt matter at this point since Targs are known to be incestous (even Dany's parents are siblings) plus its not like there's a 10+ age gap
http://www.strawpoll.me/10603818
http://www.strawpoll.me/10603818
>anyone who actually thinks thinks Dany and Jon wont join forces has to be literally retarded
They will play out the conflict in the most standard way possible.
Only question is if Dany will survive, i expect some magical birth by her. Maybe even making Jon the father.
>Vale men start proclaiming Jon as King in the North as well for some reason
????????
>>71355048
>JonSa on the other hand, is pure love.
I can't wait til your little Tumblr fanfic world falls apart utterly and you hang yourself next to your pink MLP toilet.
Sam meets Marwyn and studies relentlessly offscreen
The Hound, Beric, Thoros, Brienne, Melisandre, and Arya end up in the same location at the same time. They have a plan
The Vale knights are stranded by the snow, so they join Jon
The big battle next season is naval, Dany vs Euron in/near Oldtown
Viserion is grounded by a ballista then surrounded and killed in the streets
Euron boards Yara's ship and kills her, Theon witnesses but escapes
Dany's fleet is crushed and in disarray, she escapes on Drogon while her army retreats
Oldtown is pretty much a ruin, but Euron thinks he's made a work of art and stays there. Sam escapes, but he has the knowledge he came for
Dany begins to doubt herself and sulks around Dorne for a while
Qyburn hears what happened and leaves Cersei, he arrives in Oldtown and Euron lets him be archmaester. Qyburn torments the maesters who had him expelled
Riots in King's Landing intensify, Cersei orders her soldiers to kill all of the rebels
Jaime blows up the Red Keep and Cersei with wildfire, King's Landing is abandoned
Jaime puts Edmure back on the seat of Riverrun and rides for Casterly Rock, proclaiming himself King in the Rock
Jon begins his war against the white walkers, Dany has joined him and things don't go very well. Rhaegal is killed
Sam reunites with Jon and gives him important information. Either a method of forging Valyrian steel, another sort of weapon, or evidence of a historical treaty between the Others and Men that was buried by the maesters. The white walkers are either killed or make peace. Jon is revered as a demigod
Jaime becomes a competent battle commander and defeats Euron. Maybe Theon is the one to kill Euron. Theon rules the Iron Islands
Jaime marries Brienne
Gendry rules the Stormlands
The remaining starks are reunited
Giants aren't extinct, they help rebuild
The crown is no more, the 7 kingdoms are independent
>>71355115
Hold the door was only episode where we found out something, other was just circlejerking and starting the known events on the motion.
>>71355218
He did ask tho. Mely Sanders just stayed silent everytime so he thought she died in the battle with the Boltons.
>>71355187
Davos is one of my favortie characters. He's been portrayed really well imo.
>>71355219
>Dany theme
I'm sorry, those will never not suck
>>71355231
once CIA makes Robin (the pottery) fly he will have complete control
>>71354985
They already established they had enough, salamander genitals.
>>71355200
Dany was a product of incest.
>>71354778
If it were up to Rhaegar its not prime women he would be after.
>>71355187
fuck that pedo cuck, melly did no wrong and stannis gave the final order. She literally saved them from being frozen to death
>>71355106
I'm thinking Euron will ally with Cersei and do magic shit to fuck up Dany's fleet, like some big storm at sea. the storm would fuck up the dragons enough that they can't just kill off Euron or his ships
And Dany may have a big fleet but a lot of her troops have no idea how to fight at sea. and already according to Yara no one can beat the Ironborn there.
Then he'll probably force Dany to join with him cause she's lost so much.
>>71355115
hold the hoor was easily the worst episode of all seasons
>>71354691
We might get a kiss but I'm betting in Dany dying.
>>71355271
>The Hound, Beric, Thoros, Brienne, Melisandre, and Arya end up in the same location at the same time. They have a plan
this is what i'm hoping for the most.
guaran fucking tee it will be at the crossroads inn, hot pie will be there, and we MAY get a gendry cameo or something.
>Sam becoming a maester somehow matters
Never understood this storyline. Will his Valyrian steel sword be of any significance?
>>71354602
We'll sort this irregularity out, Maester
>>71355126
>"There really wasn't a breastplate stretcher, was there?"
i miss him
>>71355271
>The Hound, Beric, Thoros, Brienne, Melisandre, and Arya end up in the same location at the same time. They have a plan
This is so predictable and it will drive me fucking insane.
Westeros is fucking huge yet Brienne has a GPS tracker somehow.
>>71355120
as I understand ramin wrote the Bear and the maiden fair tune, then they got the dropkick murphys to do a version of it. it also occurs a few times as incidental music like at Sansa's wedding.
>>71355271
>gendry ever being relevant again
you had me for a second
Cersei "When the situation gets dire, just use a little Wildfire" Lannister
Cersei "Light some caches down under and the sept'll be a blunder" Lannister
I ran out of ideas very fast
>>71355246
>>71355222
Auntie Dany needs to take care of john. Maybe she should adopt him as her own.
>>71355260
Tormund didn't though. What did he mean by this?
>>71355271
>Dany's fleet is crushed and in disarray, she escapes on Drogon while her army retreats
literally how?
Marg is alive, right?
>>71355271
>Jaime marries Brienne
Literally all I want. I hope their children have the face of Jaime and the height of Brienne
>>71355308
he will probably figure out who/what the white walkers are, how the first men defeated them, he will probably learn about prophecies and stuff, and most likely he will learn how to create valyrian steel.
>tfw watch the show just for Jamie, Davos and Sandor and skip all the other storylines
Every episode lasts 20 minutes for me
>>71355307
>Gendry gets to fuck this
>>71354466
Dany/Jon/Sansa threesome is best ending
>>71355308
Sam is going to uncover the maester conspiracy and save the realm, or at least play a huge fucking part in assisting Jon. That's a storyline with potential right there.
>Tyrion became a boring sidekick the moment he met Dany
I HATE THIS SHIT
HE WAS OUR BOY
AND NOW THIS
FUUUUUUCK
>>71354602
>We'll sort this irregularity out, Maester
>>71355334
Aunty Dany is probably going to try and kill Jon
>>71355187
>>71355218
>>71355282
>lost his son to wildire
>lost his King's daughter to fire
Poor Davos :_:7
>>71355230
I find it funny how people think Jon just because he's a Targ by blood would fuck his aunt even though he was raised a Stark with stark values so that shit would be disgusting to him, but won't fuck his cousin who he barely has a brother/sister relationship with.
nth for Jorah and Daario, Cuck Emperors of Essos
>No matter what film I watch I always root for the good guy protagonist no matter what
>GoT doesn't have that effect on me with Dany
Why?
>>71355165
Why didn't that faggot kid just kill Lancel instead of leaving him clinging to life?
>>71355282
>What happened to Shireen
>I dunno
>Oh ok
Nine episodes pass
>WHAT HAPPENED TO SHIREEN?
>I burned her
>I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
>>71355300
>literally saved them
>from 6 inches of snow half an hour from Winterfell
>>71355366
Him liking Dany makes no sense. What does he see her as in the book? Someone he can manipulate?
>>71355029
heritage mattered in medieval times because the nobility cared about it, not because of the peasants.
>>71355386
ebin meme
>>71355358
we haven't seen gendry for like five seasons. he won't be back, he doesn't have a vagina.
>tfw D&D will have Davos die to the Nightking
>>71355395
Danys not that good
>>71355395
Because shes not the good guys. Shes a miserable cunt filled with the rage of the mad king.
>>71355395
>not rooting for the MC in this anime, Jon Targaryen
And it IS infact an anime at this point.
>>71355366
All he wanted to be was Hand of the King/Queen, which is indeed the biggest sidekick position of them all.
>>71355406
He hasn't met Dany yet in the books.
>>71355319
we all do
>>71355374
NOOOOOOOOO she let the squid people have their freedom as long as they dont rape and pillage. I dont see why she wont allow the north to have their freedom as well.
S7E1: "Winter is almost here"
>>71355395
She's not a good guy protagonist. She's a typical targ who just wants to conquer
>>71355358
>tight little package
>looks fun
>still can't see her sexually at all
What the actual fuck, bros?
>>71355406
Tyrion loves dragons.
And then there's the theory that Tyrion is a secret Targ too.
>>71355187
If Stannis was there instead of Melly, Davos would've taken it like a bitch.
>>71355395
>Dany
>good
She's fucking crazy man. The closest we have to a hero, legit good protagonist is Jon
>>71355357
It's like skipping all the Carmela scenes in Sopranos or the Skylar scenes in Breaking Bad.
They are nothing but plotlines created for the female audience, the worst offender of all this was boardwalk empire with that useless irish cunt going around doing philantropy with dirty money.
Is Gendry still at King's Landing you guys think?
Cause that's where Davos told him to go
>>71355165
should have thrown dirt at them instead of staring at them like a fucking goose.
>>71355403
how did you know it was half an hour? burning her literally stopped the snow
>>71355084
jesus Kit is literally 5'5" at the most isn't he?
>>71355438
I feel the same about Isaac.
the scene with jaime and walder frey was pretty good.
jaime realizes that he has become that which is hates most and is compared to fucking walder frey of all people
frey is all smug talking about starks and "where are they now" as he looks at arya (using a mask)
good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVk2W5fTOGA&feature=youtu.be
REMINDER THAT THE LEAKER WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING A WEEK BEFORE RELEASE
>>71355406
Tyrion is actually with the sellswords and Slaver Bay armies sieging Meeren. Also he sabotaged an false Targs plans to meet with Danerys and invade Westeros together
>>71354909
CIA fags BTFO. Salsa wants Jons D pleb.
>>71355382
Its funny since Jon is already KotN and Dany will likely be Queen, and being of same age and they really didn't know that they're related they will probably marry to have some sort of alliance and after the dust is settled and Bran manages somehow to reach Jon, they're already joined at the hip.
>>71355480
how did he sabotage faegon
>>71355443
He doesn't care about family, especially the one he has never met, and liking dragons is enough to stand by a would be tyrant who very likely will turn out crazy?
>>71355366
>redditmidget
>ever our boy
fuck off
>>71355437
If Dany turns out to be a bad guy all along - I would respect GURM so much.
That would literally be one the biggest shocks I've ever seen on TV after they built her up for six seasons straight.
There have been slight signs of her being batshit crazy and she does have the back story of Targ madness.
>tfw King Petyr Baelish, first of his name, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
>>71355291
Always good to pick up extra
So why did winter suddenly happen in the time between ep 9 and this episode in Winterfell?
>>71355479
but he said tormund would die and he's still alive
![2016-06-27 01_38_31-Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.INTERNAL.HDTV.x264-KILLERS[ettv].mkv.png](https://i.imgur.com/NSI794c.jpg "2016-06-27 01 38 31-Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.INTERNAL.HDTV.x264-KILLERS[ettv].mkv")
Can someone explain Varys being here?
It really confused me.
>>71355491
Being QotN would mean forsaking her birthright.
>CIA wants to marry Sansa
>But Sweetrobin knows in the past seasons he will marry her
So what's going to happen?
Cast this actress
>>71355505
I'm not sure. The story is very clearly trying to forge a friendship between Dany and Tyrion. Especially after that scene in which he was named hand of the queen.
>>71355319
Season 6 summary: Cersei pov
>episode 1:
OMG this high sparrow dude so anoying
>episode2:
Lel this fucking guy people like him i cant just kill him omg!!!!
>episode 3:
WoW old man just die already ffs!!
>episode 4:
Go get him JAime or im not giving you pussy!
>episode 5:
FFS TYREL PLS HELP
>episode 6
HELL YEAH ARMY IS HERE
OMG my son is retarded
>episode 7
Tomen y u do dis?
>episode 8
Fuck you i chose violence!
>episode 9
....
>episode 10
LOL i could BTFO him with wildfire 10 episodes ago lel im so dumb, bye nerd!
>>71355406
>books
>mattering at this point
Just go in yourself. Deep. We will watch the entire fucking show BEFORE the fat fuck even relases TWOW.
No one will care about the books once Jon holds up his son from his wife Dany in the glowing sun of the first spring day.
>>71355382
jon's parents was products of incest
so as Ned Stark
>>71355395
>woman
>>71355491
Bran seems like he'll get there before they marry or even meet
And honestly, Jon and Dany would never get along.
She's Aerys reborn to be honest, only Tyrion and good people around her hold her back. She's all "rights", "titles" and other shit, and that's not Jon
>>71355304
>anon finds any person acting a disability inherently upsetting
don't worry no one is going to force you to talk to them in real life
>>71355512
she's not going to do that in the show
in the books, yes, but not in the show. the show is the basic bitch version of the books
>>71354648
Except that the King's Landing plotline was fully realized and built up to it's perfect conclusion?
This is why I can't take /got/ seriously. You say the "plot" is shit, but clearly the plot is only good when every event goes right as you guys want it to. Characters "teleporting" is a laughable complaint because the plotlines don't run at the same time, and claiming that nothing happened in KL is preposterous because the plotting and subterfuge in KL this season almost rivaled that of Season 2.
>>71355497
Got him all riled up and said that he would just be a glorified consort to Dany. Aegon then decided fuck the plan. I'll invade Westeros myself. I don't need that cunt Danerys. So now he will be defeated soon enough.
>>71355291
they had to transport 100k horsefuckers, the slaver ships they captured + ironborn ships weren't enough
>>71355461
Because Jon's army camped in sight of Wintefell in e9 and found the pyre and the toy. Unless they burned Shireen closer to Winterfell after getting through the 6 inches of snow they supposedly couldn't get through and then returned to the the original camp?
>>71355434
The north + Vale + Riverlands? Thats over half the realm and Jon has a far better claim to the iron throne than he does to the northern kingdom.
It will be the dance of dragons 2.0. Maybe they will stop fighting if the Others ever bother to show up.
>>71355406
>What does he see her as in the book?
lol
>>71355497
He told him "yeah go invade Westeros alone"
Later when he hears that happened he's like "THE MADMAN HE ACTUALLY DID IT!"
You get to fuck any Snek you want, but in order to fuck one of them, you have to fuck everyone in pic related too. Would you?
>>71355542
thanks for making me fap again 3x today
>>71355524
Someone said there were Tyrell and Martell ships there too? Maybe they sailed out to meet her
>>71355542
background whore #7
>>71355403
From all the flaws this show has it surprises me you have to be an austist with this.
>>71355524
Being a virgin for over 30 years grants wizardry. Among them: Teleportation.Time passage between scenes is vastly different. The scene is far in the future.
>>71354546
Best scene by far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLGXzAyGCh4
>>71355542
my personal whore
tommen jumping out the window might be the laziest thing ive ever seen. what the fuck was that garbage i actually laughed at how bad it was
>>71355559
Jorah already has the love of dany
>>71355434
AND I just dont see john trying to get the iron throne. Seems like he would rather just rule winterfell.
>>71355399
dramatic effect, just like everything else that's happened since season 4.
>>71355524
I'm pretty sure this episode took place over the course of a month.
>>71354678
>Let the grown ladies talk
>mfw
Olenna so best.
>>71355524
There was Martell and Tyrell ships in the fleet too, so I assume they already got to Dorne and are sailing to King's Landing now.
>>71355524
There were Dorne ships with the fleet. Hence they would have had to send the ships to Dany, and Varys rode back with them.
I think they said they had almost enough ships before, adding the Dornish fleet makes it enough and they were finally able to leave. Happens a long time after Varys met with Olenna and The Dornish Ruling Council of Bastard Women.
>>71355590
anything for that bad poosy
>Cersei puts on black clothes to tell the normies she's a bad guy now
>>71355646
They knew we didn't wanna hear them talk.
>>71355089
>>when she was young she learned about a prophecy that will affect her
And yet she chose to let that prophecy come true. Nobody made her have children with blonde hair, nobody made her have 3 of them.
>>71355574
>Except that the King's Landing plotline was fully realized and built up to it's perfect conclusion?
What conclusion? All the subtelies and mind games literally went up in flames
All the fucking dialogue, the games of pretend, the fake conversion, the secret plan with the grandma, all reduced to ashes, now you can literally skip everything because it goes literally nowhere.
>>71355584
>he still thinks the passage of time in the show is linear in scale
the whole point of burning her was to stop the blizzard, which it did
>>71355395
cos she is a womyn and you are sexist
>>71355563
Ned's parents were cousins once removed, not aunt/nephew or uncle/niece which is a lot closer and more frowned upon than cousin on cousin like JonxSansa or JonxArya.
Only uncle/niece I remember historically in ASOIAF was some Stark with his half brother's daughter, and Daemon/Rhaenyra who were direct uncle/niece.
>>71355668
Olenna is wearing black too, is she evil?
>>71355524
He swam. He is a merman, after all.
>>71355604
It seemed obvious to me senpai
>>71354930
Not to mention, Tyrion is the heir to Casterly Rock and it's riches. Although I think that Jaime might end up killing Cersei and marries Dany if Brienne is not around.
>>71355567
that's probably true.
I fucking despised Jennifer Lawrence in the Hunger Games.
I think it's because women are written shit though.
>>71355061
Green fire.
>>71355705
Varys = Secret Manderly
>>71355668
>black clothes because its a funeral
People still deny the genius of D&D?
Manlet btfo
>Spend 2 years asking you guys why anyone is listening to a bunch of guys with sticks and robes that could be run over by any army
>Well you see religion is very important, if you messed with them the people would riot
>Lel nope, you can blow them all up in their fucking church and nobody cares
Name me a main storyline which isnt currently ruled by women.
>Jon is sansas bitch, dont go there
Protip; Sam is the only male uncontrolled by pussy in this world
>People saying Bran will oust Jon Snow as king in the north
No shit he will, Jon Snow is a Targaryen confirmed and legitimate heir to the throne before Daenerys.
>>71355575
>>71355589
that madman
>>71355716
I don't think Jaime would marry Dany.
The only woman he's ever loved or slept with was Cersei, can't see that going away even if Cersei dies.
So, why didn't the Night's Watch or anyone else sound any ravens down South to inform people that Jon Snow was Lord Commander?
Clearly the Boltons and the other Northern houses knew.
>>71355685
Is the passage of space nonlinear as well? That would help me understand the plot better
>11 deaths
>10 were cis straight white males
>1 was pancake tits
>>71355716
I think you lose your right to inherit when you are sentenced to death.
> mfw watching Linda shaking with rage when talking about Frey pies on the show
lel
>>71355668
literally everyone was wearing black in this episode
>And yet she chose to let that prophecy come true
she didn't chose to. the whole point was she can't affect the outcome, no matter how hard she tried
>>71355748
Gilly?
The Hound by the way,
>>71355194
Tywin and Olenna would have been the perfect ship.
>>71355765
No maester to send them.
>>71355395
If Dany is as hot as she was described in the book you'll probably root for her. However...
>>71355748
Bran's and Sandor's.
>>71355542
Dany
>>71354852
kek
>>71355106
Who is that and wtf is up with all the hair on her legs?
>>71355788
They knew it too, but didn't care for each other.
>>71355800
Is she wearing jeans?
>>71355738
Cersei just murdered everyone who ever annoyed her in King's Landing. The people are too terrified to riot.
>>71355748
The night's king
>>71355835
Yes
And?
>Manderly gets cucked out of Frey Pies and the North Remembers speech
REEEEEE
FUCKING D&D YOU HACKS
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>>71355800
>>71354733
>>71355792
How did they send the ravens to beg for men from the kings without maesters?
>>71355792
Aemon had more than enough time to send a couple of ravens, and even after he croaked anyone could have done it.
>>71355767
so assume they didn't burn shireen to clear the snow, more of their soldiers/horses would've died, they probably wouldn't have made it through the night and just froze to death there and then.
Long may she reign
>>71354774
>reminder that pregnant women put on weight
The fuck are you talking about? they don't gain weight they gain a fucking baby inside them retard. that weight gain from the baby isn't a part of them, its the babies weight.
Jon is in a really good spot.
With his Targ ancestry he's either gonna be Dany's heir or ahead of him when it comes to the throne. And the North already loves him and Tyrion likes him so she can't just kill him.
Whoever he marries might become Queen once day.
Littlefinger BTFO by Varys
Reminder that Dany will give birth to a baby son because tumblr meme magic.
Screencap this post, i dare you.
See you in two years, motherfuckers.
>>71355850
Well I'm just glad Frey Pies happened. I was disappointed that it had to be Arya but immensely satisfied it happened at all.
>>71355840
So the people who rioted in s2 weren't scared of the full might of House Lannister but are easily cowed by one zombie? Damn
>>71355783
>>71355805
So Sandor "Do fuck all" Clegaine is the only storyline with an identifiable leading character who is male?
>>71355842
Imagine the outcry if the bad guy was female
>>71354602
We'll sort this irregularity out, Maester
>>71355886
>not mad queen
>>71355886
Ah yes... Very good
>>71355893
Jon and Dany should marry.
>>71355851
>>71355800
She is hot. Not Calvin Klein hot, but putting-10-buns-in-her-bitchy-oven hot.
I would defile her with greatest pleasure and vigor.
>>71354678
"Stfu sneks."
-Olenna
>>71355886
She'll reign for about a month.
The Tyrells were the ones feeding King's Landing, without their support, she's fucked and is gonna be stuck in a city filled with half a million starving mouths
>>71355925
>Bran
>Not an identifiable leading character who is male
fuk u
Will Bran ever do anything important again?
>two-faced cunt Marge
>cock addict Loras
>bumbling idiot Mace
>High "no fun allowed" Sparrow
>Lancel the annoying
>AND Tomen the biggest pussy to wear a crown in the entire GoT universe
10/10 episode killed literally every character that I was sick off or hated.
>>71355748
>Sam is the only male uncontrolled by pussy in this world
so what's the current hot theory on Varys teleporting back and forth
Season 6
>Characters killed:
3 eyed Raven
High sparrow
Every other sparrow
Mace
Smirkfu
Loras
Doran
Areo
Pycelle
Walder frey
Waif
Olly
Blackfish
Tommen
Ramsay
And I'm pretty sure I forgot much more.
>Characters introduced:
Euron
Lyanna mormont
???
Anyone else see a problem with this?
>>71354598
>Jaime and Brienne could meet up again and reforge Ice
>>71355945
dany is jons aunt
>>71355945
>marry the crazy chick who's your biological aunt
No
>>71355611
Whole fucking timeframes are fucked in GoT:
Varys jumping from Dorne to Mereen
Arya to Freys
Jon from Wall to Winterfel
CIA all over the fucking place
Meanwhile fukcing fat retarded cuck Sam is traveling to the citadel for 10 fucking episodes, common give this poor guy teleport too! He will get a heartattack!
>>71355969
'Jon, you're a Targ' reveal
>>71355969
Tell Jon who he really is. That's the only purpose he serves now.
>>71355971
We Youtube Comments Now
>"Hey, everyone else wish Jon and Khlaeesi will team up...would be so epic for the win XD!
>>71354602
We'll sort this irregularity out, Maester
>>71355993
>Anyone else see a problem with this?
With 13 episodes left?
No.
I could name over 40 characters that are still in the show.
>>71355993
No. There are only two shortened seasons left, it is time to thin the herd.
>>71355889
You're a retard. Women gain lots of weight that isn't the baby. Have you ever even seen a pregnant woman irl? They start storing fat/water everywhere in their bodies.
NEW THREAD
>>71355175
>>71355175
>>71355175
NEW THREAD
>>71355969
Break the spell on the wall by traveling past it.
>>71355971
>Bernie and Tommen
>not bro-tier
Margery was also one of the more believable, depthful female characters.
>>71355965
>A womanizing cutthroat is the only lead male
Plz anon, last episode we literally had a
"IM A GIRL AND PEOPLE DONT LIKE ME"
"I AM TOO LETS BE FRIENDS" scene
>>71355969
He will control the dragons
>>71355925
There's no outcry about Cersei and she's done/called for all kinds of shit for all six seasons, so much that the only person who loved her is going to kill her.
Literally no one would care if the NK was female unless it was fapbait. And then the only change would be more waifu fags in these threads.
>>71355961
It's worth noting that they're probably fucking terrified of her. What she's done so far is eliminated the vast majority of the nobles and the faith in one minute's time. Plus she has a zombified goliath body guard. Take those facts and imagine how wild the fucking rumors among the lowest classes. She'll reign as long as people are afraid of her.
>>71355881
I'm saying that 'needing to clear the snow' is not in evidence in the show. The snow seems 'standard canadian spring'-tier than 'end of the world'-tier.
They also make sure that half of Stannis's army deserts, presumably to go die in the impassible snow offscreen that his army can't get through, i guess just to spite him? So Stannis's soldiers are able to desert just fine, or they are suicidal. If they are able to desert just fine, why does Stannis have to clear any snow when his deserters don't seem troubled by it at all?
>>71355993
>Anyone else see a problem with this?
Not really, I think the show's going to benefit a lot from streamlining the show into just the important stories that'll actually go somewhere.
>>71355969
He will just chill under some spooky tree and warg, what else can he do? Ride into battle?
>>71356058
Surely Benjen would have stopped him?
>>71355106
Not so hairy for a Jew
>>71356061
>depthful
That word is "deep," and she isn't.
>>71356043
>storing water
yeah sorry i forgot pregnant women were fucking water balloons, faggot.
>>71356069
Bran Stark, not Bronn, you idjit.
Bronn doesn't have a storyline, he's just sorta there.
>>71354598
OTP
T
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AfZUFQiMXE
Why did Lancel chase that kid? Was it really so important that a nosy kid was listening in on the trial?
Why did Tommen an hero? There was nothing in that church that was worth killing himself over.
Anyone else hate the fucking Starks? I wish they'd die. Sansa and Snow are the only tolerable ones.
>Arya: hurr I'm an edgy pyscho assassin now hehehe. I look like I'm inbred as fuck.
>Bran: Hihi I'm the 3 eyed raven now xD I'm a fucking ugly loser
>>71356086
>One female who is objectifiably evil
>10 1D wmyn stronk characters
wew
>>71356142
>Implying Bran is identifiably male
Face it anon, anything with a working penis on the show is evil or dead
>>71355775
>loras
>straight
>>71356020
>"GoT is only political intrigue" meme
Nah, Bran will be a huge part in fighting the Others/White Walkers, just watch.
The last scene we had with him was just pandering.
>>71356140
They literally are, this can happen even on a smaller scale before their periods you virgin moron.
>>71356214
Pls don't bully Bran, his penis still works, Ned was wrong!
>>71356191
I hate all Starks, especially Arya, except for Bran desu. Poor old dead Ned, Robb and Cat deserved everything they got. Used to feel sorry for Sansa but now she's turned into a bitch like all fish women.
>>71356214
The Dornish whores are pretty evil, I thought Sansa was evil but she's just very stupid.
>>71356257
>not being a pregnant woman makes me a virgin
whatever fag
>>71356214
Why do competent female characters scare you?
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzOpXpMgEzU
Wait what, so Sansa is unhappy about this? Didn't really get that vibe from the show, seemed more like she was happy until she remembered Lilfinger is there and dissatisfied with how things turned out.
>>71356166
This was good
>>71356379
Because this isnt a show set in wmyn land where all the stronk wmyn run free in the fields of roses.
>>71356091
They'll all be starving, after that it won't matter anymore.
Look at Ramsay's dogs, they were loyal beasts, but then they were starving and that loyalty and fear of him went right out the window
>>71356388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFCjCVVhnd0
>>71356453
They'll be starving eventually, keep in mind how much food the nobility held in their stores versus how much the peasants eat.
>>71356437
You're right. The show is set where magic, dragons, zombies, and time travel exist, but competent females takes it too far.
Can you name all these womyn stronk characters?
>>71356477
Will SanSan ever meet again?
>>71356166
Hopefully Tyrion will convince Dany not to kill Jaime. Also I think she'll meet Arya again, who will want to kill Jaime, and Brienne will have to choose between keeping her oath and killing Jaime. Kinda like what's gonna happen in the books
>>71354684
Wew he's such a handsome devil. Bron was right to be jelly, he's wasted on that ungrateful cheating madwoman Cersei.
To the people that wonder why Cersei hasn't been ousted yet:
1. No one knows about the wildfire
2. she has the kingsguard, golden cloaks, and a lannister army behind her back.
3. Tyrells have no defacto military leader, just an old lady with the right attitude [R.I.P. Willas Tyrell plotline]
4. House Baratheon is dead (stormlands have no reason to fight back)
5. Riverlands is currently in a power vacuum.
Why does everyone expect there to be an organized rebellion one day later?? Those sparrows were abusive assholes that god rid of brothels and alcohol. No one gives a shit if those self-serving cunts died.
hail your queen mother you shits
>>71356618
>Hopefully Tyrion will convince Dany not to kill Jaime
Seems more likely he'll try to get word to him in secret to get the fuck out of Dodgeros.
>>71356632
>Why does everyone expect there to be an organized rebellion one day later??
Because people on 4chan are too busy fapping to hentai to pay attention to dialogue.
>>71355065
He ran whorehouses. He's probably fucked loads of people. He's just discreet about it
>>71356632
Yes yes, well done Cersei, well done
HOWEVER
>>71355574
The sept was still on fire in the time it took Jamie to ride from Riverlands.
>>71356031
Criticising comments with memes
Great strategy.
Why did Jon send Melly away? I just don't understand.
Why has Sansa not explained to Jon why she didn't tell him about the Vale army, why isn't he mad as fuck?
>>71356851
Don't big fires take a while to go out though? Does wildfire even go out like normal fire? I remember it staying lit on the ocean surface.
>>71356966
Because Melisandre murdered a child.
Because in the end he won and is still alive.
>>71356966
Seemed like a very Ned thing to do. While he his grateful to her, she is still a murderer who killed a child.
>>71356966
>I just don't understand.
How much more explicit do you need than "directly explained in the dialogue?"
>>71357022
>>71357040
>>71357109
How is sending her away scott free any sort of punishment? It's also a dumb thing to do since he might need her fire shit against the dead.
How is Davos satisfied with this? It's not a punishment at all, it's just nothing.
>>71357198
He sent her north didn't he?
>>71357259
South
>>71357198
>How is sending her away scott free any sort of punishment?
He's thanking her for her contribution by letting her live and kicking her out because she deserves to die.
>How is Davos satisfied with this?
Why do you think that he is? He clearly intends to kill her himself if she returns. He's being an adult and letting the person who is legally obligated to punish her make the decision.
>>71357198
>>71357198
Davos trusts Jon's judgement. He's angry, but not angry enough to ignore what his friend has to say - now is not the time for divisions.
obviously he hopes she comes back so he can lawfully execute her
