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>>71325802
Burn them all edition
Azor Jon
>>71327330
nth for Özge
Admit it, Cersei and King's Landing was the only good part of this season.
first for Mother of Pudding
>You're in the great game now. And being in the HBO series Game of Thrones by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, adapted from Geroge R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series is terrifying.
What did he mean by this?
Who is going to bring democracy to Westeros?
>>71326715
NO HE DIDNT YOU IMBECILE
LOOK AT HOW FAR AWAY THEY ARE FROM THE WALL
based sam
>>71327330
delte this edition NOW
Your king pesants
D&D fucked up the Tower of Joy so hard by not revealing Rhaegar as Jon's father. Literally even the most casual viewers of all time will do one of three things:
>They DO know who Rhaegar is and put it together themselves like any remotely competent person
>They DON'T know, and are curious about who the father is, seeing as it couldn't be Ned (who they'd thought was the father up to that point), so they google it and see the bazillion R+L=J posts online
>They DON'T know, and are confused by Lyanna's whispers, thinking they missed something (ala The Sopranos ending), and look it up only to be bombarded by R+L=J spoilers
After this episode it's easily less than 10% of viewers who won't know about R+L=J. Before this episode I would've said 50%+. But they fucked it up by not revealing both parents at once.
GUYS HELP ME FILL MY GAME OF THRONES CIA FOLDER PLEASE
>>71327330
He is in Mexico.
He say: "Fuck winter, i'm leaving"
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598634/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598634/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598634/
How was the episode, lads?
Looks like ladies are finally gonna rule Westeros!
Really makes you think
>>71327330
Delete this. Dany is coming to enrich Westeros and we will all be better for it. Or are you some kind of racist misogynist Brexiter??
>>71327330
>mfw Varys teleports from Dorne to Meereen within the span of a single episode
i think this is the worst episode in this season, it felt like every scene was shit, even errelevant filler with arya
>>71327449
What if the tree is a portal and Bran crawls through it and ends up at Winterfell?
>The White wolf!
>still no ghost
What the fucking goddamn fuck did they mean by this?
>>71327459
no fuck off
Do we all agree he's the best actor on the show? The scene where he confronts Smelly Melly was pretty phenomenal.
>>71327449
nah that's about right actually. the tree north of castle black was pretty fart indawoods
>>71327330
She can't win right guys? That's too predictable right guys?
>>71327463
>64 10s
Can't wait for this general to be banned desu, all the redditors fill migrate back to their shithole
>Wardens, killers of the evil beyond the wall, Black knights, the ones that protect our kingdom, among us the North King, the one they call Jon Snow....The White Wolf.
>Kill Doran
>Have the Martells just support Targaryens still
>Even have Doran's line said by Varys
Why.
Just why.
It would have been cooler if Doran had revealed he was just hiding his plot and the fact he could walk. But no, gotta have the stupid writing with titty power to atone for stupid writing.
>My Queen... Danaerys has landed just outside the city. We are surrounded by an army of Unsullied, Dothraki, Tyrell soldiers, Dornish spears, and Ironborn reavers, and three dragons. We cannot hold the city.
>"Then let her be queen of charred bones and cooked meat. Let her be queen of the ashes. Jaime, open the gates and let their armies in. Qyburn... burn them all."
did you finally realize cersei was a secret targ?
>>71327411
Was she playing Lyanna? I couldn't tell.
And during his final moments Lancel had major revelation ....there never actually was a breastplate stretcher
>>71327499
no the loli queen is the best
but sir davis is a good 2nd
3 is brinne of tart
Iron from Ice
>>71327499
Who is going to be his new loli?
>>71327519
>>71327463
Fucking disgusting.
The past 3-4 episodes were filled with either Redditors or cross board posters.
>>71327412
>le edgy evil Cersei
nice meme
Who will Cersei choose as hand? How long will it take Dany to get to Kings Landing? Will she arrive in the Stormlands like Aegon in the books or just go straight to KL?
Can wildfire kill dragons?
>>71327411
I thought Lyanna wasn't as hot as she could have been.
>>71327455
Really? This shit's not even much of a mystery to casual viewers. She and Rhaegar are mentioned about a dozen times. If you aren't paying attention and remain confused at this point, I don't feel much sympathy for you.
>>71327520
[LELING INTENSIFIES]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6fyS_yS228
YOU GUYS PROMISED ME THAT LYANNA STARK WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL. YOUR ENDLESS "PROMISE ME NED" AMOUNTED TO NOTHING.
>>71327430
*mother of eyebrows
>>71327520
>[polish folk music intensifies]
>>71327541
>being crazy makes you a targ
fuck this meme
where did he go?
so, jon is wincest product?
and why did cersei's wincest product an hero?
>>71327544
No, sadly
>>71327583
qyburn is her hand, he has the pin on him when he crowns her
DROPPED
>>71327518
she'll marry Jon and rally all of the westeros behind her to fight the invading white walkers, and the white walkers will win.
>jon kills olly
>jon sentences melisandre for a murder of child
Oh.
THE RED QUEEN DID IT!
THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN!
A fitting way to end a season.
>>71327496
o-ok
>RECORD SCRATCH
>>71327552
>when you hit that blunt for the first time
JUST
>>71327607
fuck off showfag
>>71327584
No it can decompose them
>>71327552
God that actor is funny looking.
Are there any soldiers loyal to the iron throne left in Westeros to even resist an invasion?
>>71327552
he may have never found the breastplate stretcher, but he found god
>>71327552
Holy Kek
>>71327412
QUEEN CERSEI. I've always loved the hated characters in shows for some reason. Glad to see her up there being badass but I know it wont last
>>71327624
>autist
>redditor
kys
>>71327455
This is autism
>>71327596
Well it made sense her looking the way she looked, she did resemble Arya somewhat, but a little bit more attractive. Plus she kinda looked like Dany too, fitting for a Targaryen like Rhaegar to fall for her.
>>71327520
>>71327466
Someone shop geralt's scars, eyes and hair onto him
>>71327584
They can simply fly around it, so no.
>>71327596
Not to mention they have Sansa in the "Previously on" segment before this episode outright saying "RHAEGAR TARGARYEN KIDNAPPED AND RAPED LYANNA".
>>71327621
Tried as an adult isn't a foreign concept.
>>71327584
No but it could certainly destroy Dany's entire army, if Cersei didn't use it all.
>>71327520
can we get a full edit?
>>71327477
Yeah, where the fuck did Ghost go?
Where will Jon march his army?
is there any r34 of the mountain and the nun yet?
also, who's this qtπ
>>71327617
Yeah but that outfit, god damn.
>>71327565
There are no sweet little girls in Westeros. Only little power-hungry or murder happy monsters and a Mormont who's more competent than people twice her age.
He's obsolete and must find a place for himself in a world without his king, princess, and sons.
>>71327539
Yeah, this episode pretty much confirmed the Jaime kills Cersei meme
>>71327455
ur dumb. Its been said again and again that rhegar, or however his retarded name is spelled, has kidnapped and 'raped' lyanne.
>>71327499
My favourite but the Bearfu is extremely close.
>>71327557
I feel that Brienne of Tarth is a hack. She's good against the average swordsman but when she's against important powerplayers she always has the advantage.
>>71327608
Stil building ships. Or rowing with Gendry.
>>71327520
LAZARE O LAZARE
>Arya did nothing in Braavos but get beaten with a stick
>she can now teleport, bake human pies,etc
>>71327617
>we all thought she was prepping to go to the trial
>she's actually dressing for her coronation
But how did she know tommen would be kill?
>>71327449
you're both right
>>71327683
She is 62 good men
Here's how this ends
Westeros divided
North ruled by Starks and with the Night King gone it will turn into a eternal summer land again
Iron Throne goes to Dragon tits
Iron Island goes to Sailor Lesbian, they turn into some sort of independet fleet that protects the people and maintains a neutral aspect to both North and South
>>71327675
They could simply not send the city food and wait for it to die.
But I don't know if that's good TV.
>>71327451
When gf wants you to stay at home but you really want to go with the lads.
>>71327634
>>71327518
Where's Rhaegal and Viserion, and who are the two new black ones?
Reminder that Sansa will betray Jon. This video released by HBO hints at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzOpXpMgEzU
>>71327599
>>71327520
>>71327667
WHAT NOW YOU PIECE OF FILTH
>>71327520
Why is he so sad, bros?
>>71327664
Haha. Touche.
>>71327671
Right? I had to pause the episode and explain that shit to a friend. She didn't think the literal transition from baby's face to Jon's face meant anything...
Post gifs and webms of the Mountain raping Unella.
>>71327630
>>71327552
>*RECORD SCRATCH*
>>71327705
Autism
Yet you don't mention Varys
>Incredibly boring with extremely predictable plotlines all season
>everything happens in the finale which makes no sense because the pacing is off
>>71327683
The Queen ofmy heart
>>71327630
>Tell me Hector? What kind of man talks to the DEA?
>>71327621
olly was given a humane death
>>71327705
>implying it wasn't Azor Hotpie who baked them for her
Arya can't cook for shit
>>71327603
queen of cake
>>71327709
She didn't, she was prepared to marry the king now that the old queen was dead.
>>71327643
no, you fuck off bookfag. the mad king didn't have a relationship with joanna. shitty theory.
>>71327730
good
>>71327596
>shit's not even much of a mystery to casual viewers
you cannot keep saying this
>>71327530
>please respond
>Jon gets called the white wolf
>don't spend the cash to have Ghost in the scene
>end on another pointless shot of the dragons
Bravo.
why didn't they just let the people leave?
What does revealing Jon's true parents this late in the show change?
Also how the fuck would anyone prove it?
I guess you can say he has the best claim to the throne in Westeros but again, who the fuck is going to prove this to dragon cunt?
>>71327680
The budget went into the dragons so audiences can cum over and over at the majesty of the dragons flying beautifully into the camera every time they show up.
[–]Korith_Eaglecry 1659 point 4 hours ago
Take that GRRM!
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GRRM
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
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D&D WINS YET AGAIN!
>>71327705
Clearly she picked up her pie baking skills from that fat friend she used to have. I forget his name.
>>71327676
no, since i don't know how to make a proper white hair and beard.
maybe some anon has enough skill.
>>71327740
I don't get it how was he raping him sideways?
>>71327472
The superpowers that come from being a eunuch.
>>71327734
He never asked for this.
>>71327472
I guess at least it confirmed Dorne will return next season.
>>71327731
HOWDA'YA LIKE THAT SILVER?
>>71327766
Kek, I thought the same thing
>>71327518
"Bittersweet" ending so all her dragons are probably going to die fighting LMAO ICE DRAGUNS but she's going to win anyways because the plot hungers.
>>71327632
JUST THIN MY SHIT UP
>>71327520
>>71327734
there's no yennifer to bang on unicorns?
>>71327658
>he doesn't enjoy setting plebbitors off
to each his own i guess
>>71327520
>White Wolf
>No Ghostor did he die? Did I miss that? He was at Jon's bedside when he resurrected, but I don't remember seeing him since.
>yfw random kids at King's Landing are better assassins than faceless men, not to mention more numerous, as in, more than two people
>>71327777
The dragons will kneel before him.
>>71327611
You're a fucking idiot.
This is almost walking dead tier
What the fuck happened to The Hound?
What the fuck happened to Brienne?
Most importantly, what the fuck happened to Jorah?!
Fuck this shit.... how could you fuck up so bad D&D
>>71327818
LONG MAY HE SPLAT
>>71327734
He has responsibilities again
>>71327777
>Why
Obviously relates to Danny, and possibly an impending eloping.
>How to prove
Brand pulling up, of course.
>>71327831
kek
are sansa and Jonny gonna fuck?
>the master bedroom i redy for you
>noyou should take it
>but you're the stark
I was halfway expecting her to go
>well why don't we... both take it?
they're so fucking intimate with their hugging and their kissing on the forehead it's unreal
>>71327695
i like how she is incredibly naive in her sense of pride and honor and also very stubborn.
>>71327455
Does the show ever really mention rhaegar though? I don't remember much other than the occasional he got his shit fucked up at the trident remarks. I don't remember the show ever really talking about his character and how he was the prettiest person ever who played the harp amazingly and one day decided to become the ubermensch warrior for reasons
>>71327624
What did you say to get banned?
Did you criticize D&D?
>>71327798
Here's hoping. Cheers lad.
>>71327608
Young Hugh Laurie?
>>71327777
>Also how the fuck would anyone prove it?
Bran is going to arrive back in Winterfell and tell Jon. Why wouldn't anyone assume he was lying just to get power because that would make Jon King and Bran King in the North. It makes no sense.
Bear Island knows no king but the King in the North, whose name is Snow
>>71327472
He swam dude.
>>71327837
that'd actually be pretty rad desu
>>71327771
>hey dragon lady there are spoopy skeletons and ice zombies in the north
>>71327611
.... what. Do you forget to breathe, too?
>>71327822
There's always pic related
>>71327818
he didn't fly so good
>>71327818
King's Landing, indeed.
>>71327786
tepid pastry
>>71327608
Why does the wiki use these shitty drawings over the god tier casting in the show?
Who the hell leads in the stormlands now? What happened to Davos's family?
>>71327827
it happens here enough
>>71327412
everything with Cersei was amazing. Shes back to being my waifu for the first time since season 2
>>71327767
>showfags
It's been confirmed idiot
>>71327850
>going to do his own thing
>going back north
>trying to find a cure for scales
>>71327730
that makes no sense. Jon literally thanks her for winning the battle.
Why are people on Reddit saying D&D are better writers than GRRM?I actually don't read the books, but I thought the book was better? I guess not.
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Great_Empire_of_the_Dawn
>The insane and evil bloodstone emperor worshipped a black stone which fell from the sky
Topkek, great Islam reference
>>71327858
not at all, you're just reading in to it. they act like bro and sis. nothing more.
I bet next year Arya will be walking around with a different face on and Jon will notice her by seeing needle.
>>71327830
He is like Drogon, he comes when he needs help
>>71327837
you dont need to be targ or even have valyrian blood to be a dragonrider
you just need to form a bond with a dragon. this may be easier for valyrians but during the dance of dragons when the targs decided they would destroy their main and minor branches in a civil war random peasants were able to become dragonriders
![Game of Thrones S06E09 Battle of the Bastards (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_07.10_[2016.06.27_02.42.32].png](https://i.imgur.com/6we1jdT.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E09 Battle of the Bastards (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv snapshot 07.10 [2016.06.27 02.42.32]")
>>71327728
Theyre not black
>>71327830
he didn't die, but he also hasn't been in the budget for most of the show.
He'll be back. He is assumedly at winterfell now.
>Close up of baby's face
>Next shot is close up of Jon's face
The mad men actually fucking did it.
>>71327858
they can't, sanla is taller than jon. it would produce retard kids with water heads
>Tyrion knows Mormont died and how
>Citadel doesn't
>Nobody is sent after Sam for the Valyrian sword he stole
>Arya teleports and is assassin creed master baker now
>Varys teleports across the world in minutes
How mad are jontists going to be when sansa kills him?
>>71327850
Autism, go back to leldit
>>71327932
Stop this comparison.
are kinvara, the black woman and ayy lmao on the ships with dany?
I can confidently say that was one of the best pieces of television I've ever seen. A masterwork. Almost every frame meant something. Watch the interaction on the wall between Sansa and Jon. We open on them next to each other, separate. And for the rest of the scene--and episode--we never see them make eye contact again. Very intentionally, we cut from his perspective to hers. Or, my favorite, when Tyrion is named Hand. Best moment I can remember. He drops to his knee, genuinely moved--something he has never done before--and when he does, the jug of wine he had with him was to his back. A lifelong crutch and vice, literally behind him as he encounters, for the very first time in his life, a Purpose, with a capital P. God, I could obnoxiously wax poetic for much longer.
>>71327925
She's clearly manipulating him, some Littlefinger level shit. First she didn't tell him about the Knights of the Vale. Then, after the battle she said she was sorry and got his trust again.
>>71327932
>Why are people on Reddit saying
i found your problem
>>71327850
Hound will be back with the Brotherhood. He'll be back.
Brienne is on her way to bend the knee to Sansa again. She'll be back.
Jorah is dead. Greyscale almost certainly killed him.
>>71327932
Books 4 and 5 are utter garbage and GRRM gave up on the series a long time ago. For all their faults, at least DnD are going to FINISH the fucking series.
>>71327932
Its the only way to justify them only watching the show because they're fucking lazy reading over 6k pages.
>>71327897
Holy fuck, that's the best I've ever seen her look. Someone shoop it so I feel better.
>>71327947
Random peasants with Valyrian blood.
>>71327830
They retconned him for more scenes with draghuns
seriously they're playing favorites with Dany in regards to the CGI budget
>>71327850
those are all side characters. it's only right that the season finale focus back on the main playersin the game of thrones
I just want Arya to be reuinited with her wolf
if you watched this episode and the only thing you want to post about was "LOL teleport" you are an autist
>>71327966
Why didn't they show what lyanna said? Do they really think people haven't figured out that he's a targ by now?
>His name is....
What is Jon's real name?
I cant believe D&D salvaged what Cogman did with Dorne
>yfw Arya kills Jamie, steals his face, then pretends to be him in order to kill Cersei
>>71327558
>Rodrik
>not the superior Asher
> its a sam episode
:)))))
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??
>>71328031
Aegon Azor
>>71328031
john
>>71327994
greyscale doesn't kill you. just turns you into one of those things tryion and him ran into.
>>71328031
Aejon?
>>71327947
Yeah no. You mean bastard born Valyrians maybe.
They had Daario get sent off so that they could reveal Eurio next season.
>>71327472
These are just events that happened. Not necessarily in chronological order.
It works better in the books, but there you go.
>>71327552
>Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass.
>>71328030
I have a suspicion that George specifically asked them/told them not to do it.
>>71327994
Doubtful with Jorah. They're not going to make him fuck off away and die just like that.
>>71328039
but I can't make an orge face
Does anyone have the spoilers for episode 10?
I didn't read them, but I think they said Davos would die?
>>71328039
it would be p cool if real jamie ends up killing her
![Game of Thrones S06E09 Battle of the Bastards (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_07.13_[2016.06.27_02.43.49].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZYscXzF.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E09 Battle of the Bastards (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv snapshot 07.13 [2016.06.27 02.43.49]")
>>71327949
>>71328031
>"His name is Big Dick McPussy, if Robert finds out he will kill him! Ned, promise me!"
>>71328031
Weknow nothingyet
>>71327850
>EVERY ONE OF 40 CHARACTERS MUST BE IN EVERY EPISODE!!!1!
>>71328031
Aemon
>>71327990
Doesn't mean she's scheming against him, otherwise she would have accepted CIA's proposal by the tree - but she clearly rebuffs him.
The attitude at the 'coronation' and at the high wall where they have a 1 to 1 confirms that she isn't thinking of malicious things yet.
Whatever the actors said doesn't make sense unless distrust and jealousy builds in the next season.
Was Tyrion trying trying to get some from Dany?
>>71328068
yeah, can't have the same guy in the same scene
>Dabid blaming Cersei for Tommen's death
fuck off
>>71327619
>marry Jon
Jon is her half-brother
he'll be warden of the north
>>71327897
Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>71328031
Jonathon Snowboy Tardrageon
>>71328046
>All that Lyanna posting. And Lyanna waifu fagging
>They hire some crooked teeth chunk-faced chick who looks 30.
>>71328092
Jamie already lost pretty much everything because of her Sister's bullshit
>>71328039
Who else is left on Arya's list that's still alive?
>>71328039
On the behind after the episode B&W said people should worry about the dark raid she's headed.
The absolute mad thing is on a vendetta. She might not return to winterfell. ..
RIGHT, Jon had to be Lyanna's child because GOD FORBID "HONOURABLE" NED STARK would knock up some wench. How FITTING.
Who the fuck writes this shit, a basketball team?
>>71328091
>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace Tyrell, Loras Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell, Kevan Lannister,, Lancel Lannister, the High Sparrow, some Sparrows and some random KL citizens.
>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle.
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window.
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella, Oberyn/Elia Martell style; possibly kills more/the rest of the Sparrows.
>Arya kills Walder Frey.
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies).
>Jon is declared the King in the North by the Northern lords. Someone who fits Manderly's description and/or Lyanna Mormont are involved in reaching this conclusion.
>Dorne will appear.
>Sam arrives at Oldtown.
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen.
>Bran sees the rest of the Tower of Joy scene.
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves.
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed).
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(final scene)
Sources:
http://watchersonthewall.com/jonathan-pryce-hints-high-sparrows-future-storyline-polish-interview/
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4l0nie/fucking_cunts_where_are_next_weeks_spoilers/d3jwxbd
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4nmmoc/first_and_last_post/
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4nler0/spoilers_for_rest_of_the_season/ - confirmed by truede
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4gbh57/the_freefolk_s6_ghoul_pool/d2gkqex
http://watchersonthewall.com/topic/jon-and-littlefinger-scene/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-thrones-season-6-soundtrack-arriving-june-24th/( for the Dany and Sam parts specifically, Maester & The Winds of Winter)
>>71328131
they're targaryens
>>71328031
Slim Shady
>that Meli and Daavos scene
I would have preferred the "leak" that he choked the bitch to death be true
>>71327621
Olly killed him, Melisandre brought him back to life
Bran's storyline for next season leaked:
spends all 7 episodes slowly crawling back to the wall and finding out who jons dad is
>>71328098
Karosu!
>>71328144
it makes sense too bcus burn them all
350 to 370 ships
Does she have the Redwyne fleet or something?
>>71328031
Jon of Rivia, the White Wolf.
The writers need to give a reason for the northerners to believe the stories about the white walkers other than KINGINDANORF.
>>71328039
>>71328150
Behind the scenes*
>>71327987
your lack of cynicism is refreshingly out of place here.
nonetheless...
>>/reddit/
go back to the shadow
>>71328091
>sir davos killed by lolli queen for trying to make her his paedo replaced
>khalisi in clinic for bulimia
>red woman warged into bran, who was warged into jon, who warged into a cellar rat
>guest appearance by ronald mcdonald in king's landing
>cersei did a charity walk for peasant cancer, gained back approval of citizens
>arya grew a penis as punishment for betraying many cocked god
>>71328014
>>71328064
random peasants that """"""might""""""" have had valyrian blood
IIRC that young girl who tamed sheepstealer had 0 valryian parentage and just fed the damn dragon all the time which is why it liked her
>>71327621
Olly was a criminal
>>71327987
>>71327987
>I could obnoxiously wax poetic for much longer.
Please don't.
>>71327850
>Gendry is still rowing that boat
>Meets invading Targ force
>Picked the wrong week to appear on the show
>implying a man as learned as varys doesnt know teleportation magic
>tfw no Euron
>>71327981
I hope Kinvara is there, she's hot.
>>71328173
>Jons dad
Is quite obvious, isn't it?
>>71328186
>dumb smelly northerners knowing how to do anything but blindly follow
>>71328183
Tyrell, Martell, Greyjoy. Also you actually counted it all? I'm not sure if you are a madman or just autistic.
my favorite part of this season was sad melisandre. RIP
>>71328131
No. Dany is Jon's Aunt
They're Targs.
They do Incest
WHOOOA
>>71328183
she probably commanded all her people to build double time.
but they're totally not slaves, guys.
>>71328131
>half brother
Dummy.
>>71327925
>makes no sense
She's a woman, nothing she does follows logic
>>71327925
Sophie Turner is a retard who doesn't give a fuck about the show so she forgets scenes she literally was a part of. She claims Jon "never thanks her" even though he practically falls on his knees to tell her how speshul she is in this episode.
Sansa is going to save Jon from LF. It will be pottery because she learned how to be cunning from LF, and she uses it to fuck him over. She's exactly what Jon needs, a shrewd cynic who watches his back for political coups. She is absolutely not going to betray him because it would make zero sense, nobody would support her if Jon mysteriously died.
>>71327990
I really dont know why people think Sansa is going to betray the last relative that she knows is alive. Political intrigue falls solely to CIA at this point. Everyone else seems fairly set in stone in their roles and alliances.
>>71328183
She just allied with the Reach and Dorne, and there was enough time for Varys to meet up with Team Kelly C again, so it's plausible
>>71327734
thinkgen of ciri
>>71327472
But it's fine when King Robert does it?
All hail The Mad Queen Cersei
Do what she says, or she'll have a zombie rape your face until the show ends.
Guys, I miss her already. Give me back my waifu.
>>71328236
It took 5 minutes at most
>messi quits international football
>great episode of GoT
bit bittersweet
>>71328234
so was his mom but bran still had to waste an entire season just to find that out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCe0Nz7Ie90 friendly reminder that this happened :)
>>71328158
Hm. Thought I read somewhere Davos would die.
Apparently D&D already finished their season 7 scripts.
Wonder when that would leak.
>>71328173
>not just using a teleporter
>>71328156
GRR rights this shit. They didnt come up with that twist themselves, they got it from GRRM
>>71328183
>counting the ships in a field of ships that clearly extends to and beyond the frame
Don't even know what you're asking...
Are you questioning how she got so many ships?
Do you not recall that she got the entire fleet from the slavers of Yunkai and etc?
She's got around 1000, not 350
>>71327972
>Varys teleports across the world in minutes
is there even a reasonable explanation for this?
the only thing I can come up with is 2 varyses
>>71328158
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella
no I'm pretty sure she has a ticket to the rape train for quite a while.
>>71327412
Anyone else thought the explosion was underwhelming?
>>71328278
robert didn't go from meereen to dorne and back to meereen.
>>71328214
She had no pedigree, so nobody knew if she had valyrian blood, but she lived on a small island where Targaryens and Velaryons and the like were fucking smallfolk for centuries. All the others had confirmed dragonblood.
>>71328255
It's the only way for her actions to make any logical sense. At first I thought she was scheming too, but after this episode I now think D&D are just genuinely that terrible at writing.
Who the fuck controls the Stormlands anymore?
Is the Stormlands now like Lordaeron after the Burning Legion invasion? Is there like some warlord like Garithos ruling everything? I don't know because we haven't seen the stormlands since season 2.
>>71327472
What?, in the last scene they already are going to KL and passed through Dorne. There are Dornish and Tyrell ships in the fleet
WE DO NOT SOW
>>71327869
Barristan mentions to Kelly C last season that he would accompany Rhaegar when he went singing in the streets of Kings Landing and that the commoners loved him. How he hated war but was forced into it etc.
>>71328214
No, friend, she was a bastard of one of the Varyian families.
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Nettles
>>71328293
cool
>>71328302
>bran never gets a teleporter, took him 2 seasons of traveling just to find bloodraven
>All these houses that have only a single or no aires at all
Do they not expect people to die?
>>71328183
Masters' fleet
Greyjoy Iron Islands fleet
Dorne
Highgarden
probably built or bought some from around Meereen too
>>71328031
Jan Snow Spess Marine
>>71328046
This is who an entire continent went to war over? Not nearly hot enough to justify that
>gets dropped off near scenic view of Oldtown
>have to walk several hours to get to actual entrance of city
Do the characters even think?
>>71328283
>>71328283
"The smirkfu is Dead, Bury It"
>>71328282
>the series ends with Jaime coming full circle as a Kingslayer by also become a Queenslayer
It's so obvious
>>71327897
The fucking erection I would get from watching Jon stick it in her would pierce the heavens
>>71327452
He's finally deaaadddddd yessssssssssss
>>71328346
Show: Tommen, now unknown and it won't be concluded. IIRC House Dondarrion is the second biggest in the stormlands.
Books: Aegon
>>71328306
>>71328156
Yeah if your parents would have taught you to read you could have found that out yourself with a little time and reading comprehension.
>>71328282
That scene was pretty brutal
>>71328313
Hes a mermaid
Mermaids all look the same and have a hivequeen
The Hivequeen has a cock and balls
>>71328324
no he gave her the zombie virus
read between the lines
>>71328306
So is GURRM secretly a pack of niggers in disguise? This is important.
>>71328199
>lack of cynicism
He's being sarcastic, dumbfuck.
laughing my ass off at /hoegarden/ was the def highlight
go on fgt smirkfu away shes dead
>>71328414
>House Dondarrion
HAIL HOUSE DONDARRION
>>71328282
What the fuck was the mountain even doing to her
it just looks like he was staring at her
>>71328394
Do you think Jaime could bring himself to do it?
Cersei's pretty much the only person he cares about.
>>71328150
Why would she return? Wouldn't she just assume everyone she knows and is related to is dead?
>>71328419
>Yeah if your parents would have taught you
Sorry, I wasn't home schooled like you, lardy.
plz no more sand sneks. unless its of that old lady insulting them.
>>71328291
Because it's a big fucking deal
>>71328438
NEW
>>71328438
NEW
>>71328438
NEW
>>71328429
link?
>>71328476
tickling her feet
>>71328476
>it just looks like he was staring at her
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>>71328438
NEW THREAD
>>71328438
NEW THREAD
>>71328438
NEW THREAD
>>71328438
NEW THREAD
>>71328394
The twist: It isn't a touchy physical moment, he uses wildfire to destroy the red keep.
>>71328282
Love you Cersei. Anybody have a better picture of the mountain with his helmet off?
>>71328183
notice that the flags on the right hand side have green sails, Tyrell. And the ships clearly continue to the left of the frame.
>Bay of Dragons
>>71328381
So is sams dad coming after his ass or what? Surley he noticed his sword was missing. Also would the citadel cover his ass? Do they have guards?
>>71328476
Big fat zombie cock until the end of time
worst fate in the series so far
>>71328289
>implying he won't play in 2018
>>71328338
i suppose but i still think dragonriders do not HAVE to have valyrian blood
the valyrians simply know the most dragonlore and magic etc
i could be wrong if GRRM has stated otherwise though
>>71328480
Dunno but he looked like he wanted to kill her when she was on the throne
>YFW they didnt directly mentioned Rhaegar because it wasnt Rhaegar. Aerys raped Lyanna.
Remember Fat Fuck GRRM Said he wants to destroy our souls
>Arya fast travels from Braavos to to the Twins
>Jaime fast travels from the Twins to King's Landing
>Varys fast travels from Mereen to Dorne
How small is the known world in the GoT universe?
>>71328484
She can't overhear that the fookin Starks are back?
>>71328494
TBVH I've forgiven the sand sneksssss a bit with Olenna verbally bitch slapping their asses to silence.
>>71328480
I mean it's fairly obvious that's where his plot will take him for ultimate pottery. Cersei's fortune telling is coming true, her three children dead, she will die to the valonquar,Jaime is the younger brother. Bravo Nolan etc.
>>71328289
>football
it's soccer
>>71328339
What actions? Sending the raven to CIA? She didn't think Jon would accept joining forces after what CIA has done to her and shes probably right, Sansa isnt intelligent enough or experienced enough to subterfuge her way through Jon into Queen of the North. She's all about the family now. Though to be fair she probably will end up as lord/queen of the North after it comes out Jon is not a Stark
>>71328391
I can't. Maybe I'll fly a little better than Tommen.
>>71328328
I think because you didn't really see much of the destruction up close, just that one shot of a guy getting smashed by a bell. If there was a good comparison shot of somebody walking through the huge ass rubble it would be a lot more impactful.
On a side note I love how casually tommen just drops out the window.
>>71327766
yfw its called kings landing because the king landed on the ground
>tfw the different paths are Varys and Littlefinger is a metaphor on what happens when you think with your cock
>>71327987
pottery
>Be /a/non
>Friend convinces me to watch GoT
>marathon the entire fucking series in 2 weeks
>catch up just 3 days ago
>season finale already
>Have to wait one fucking year
I should've waited another year to marathoned it, I never spoiled myself either and the jokes would go over my headI don't even come to /co/ at all I just came her to post thisI don't want more direwolves dying
>>71328419
I think you need to learn the art of reading comprehension you stupid fuck
>>71328457
i understand why you'd think that, because he's posting here and your cynical like all the rest of the true /got/ists, but I believe he's actually being sincere. Which is why I point out that his kind is refreshingly unwelcome here.
Hmm. You know, thinking about it. Maybe it doesn't make sense to bring Euron back in until he either raids Oldtown for the horn or iof he raids Dany's fleet on the way to Westeros.
Could fuck some shit up if he hits that fleet out in open water. Silence would plow through alot of other ships
>>71327430
Daenerys the unstarved, breaker of chairs
>>71327830
He didn't die, D&D just ran out of CGI money
>>71328490
Siiiick burn. I'm like the Sept of Baelor over here. U mad cuz u dumb af?
>>71328596
You have a better one.
Lady Lyanna.
>>71328590
>not a Stark
When his ancestry is revealed he will be exactly as much Stark as they think he is when they think Ned is his dad.
50%
Incidentally, Robb, Bran, Rickon, Arya and Sansa are all the same percentage of Stark.
>>71328183
ohmygod the autism
>>71328691
Horns have been purged from the show.
if Euron finds Dany's fleet he will join it. That was his avowed purpose in building a new iron fleet remember?
>>71328313
Daenerys story weeks/months out of wack with everyone else's. There are ships flying Dorne and Tyrell colours so its the only way it makes sense.
>>71327830
>>71328714
I'm surprised he took no part in the fight against Roose Bolton at all.
Was he kept chained to his kennel at the time?
>>71328780
Father matters far more than a mother for heritage. He would be seen as a Targ by basically everyone when his heritage is known
>>71328313
a man without a cock has no limits. the cock is what keeps us down from reaching our potential. if we were not slaves to our penii, we would be space colonists now
how many more seasons do you guys think there will be? I would say maybe 2, 3 if they milk it.
I feel like this season was just building everyone up. Arya becoming faceless, Bran becoming the raven, Jon becoming lord and revealing his patronage, Cersei is now going to be true evil, etc.
I would say next season is going to be the battle for the iron throne, and the season after that would be against the walkers.
>>71328889
Meh.
If they've accepted him as a bastard they're unlikely to quibble over a change in ancestry.
In either case he's a snow, and half Stark at that.
They accepted him as a Snow. They don't care.
>>71328546
>unexplained timeskips
This show has 60 episodes, did someone need to explain that the entire events of this series took longer than 60 hours or has everyone just been terribly confused the entire time?
>>71328954
havent they already said 2 seasons, ~13 episodes total?
>>71328954
this was the last episode. cersei is queen. what more is there?
>>71329020
plenty of shows have had a planned ending, and then decided to go in for more
>>71328954
I hope this is exactly the case.
>>71327972
Does everyone think the events in this show take place in real time? Do you really want entire seasons full of people in the middle of just going to different places? We saw Jamie and Brienne travelling because shit happened during their travels, we saw the hound and Arya travelling because shit happened during their travels... I don't want Arya to spend half of next season on a fucking boat. I don't care what Varys is doing and I don't care to see him hanging out on a boat.
Accept the fact that shows are structured with pacing in mind. They cut out shit that doesn't add to or even detracts from the plot and flow of said plot.
>>71328964
At least as a snow they see Ned as his father. That matters a whole hell of a lot to them considering the north loved him. Same with Robb as his brother. Removing that from the equation and subbing in Lyanna, a fairly who gives a shit Stark, changes a whole lot for them. But it probably wont matter because most of the politcal subterfuge should be done with the great wars taking up the remaining episodes
>>71328476
I imagined him pissin on her head. Then I started fapping.
>>71327734
He doesn't want to be king, or even a lord. He was completely ready for Sansa to take her position as Lady Stark, Lord of Winterfell and just living out his days as an adviser at most.
>>71328348
They really could've done a better job of showcasing that instead of showing us Grey Worm/nameless Dothraki feeding their horses that everyone already knew about and nobody gives a fuck about
>>71328145
Cersei
Ilyn
Dunsen
>>71329369
>Ilyn
where even is that bald fgt
>>71328999
they could work it out if they didn't do retarded stuff like showing one scene on nighttime and the next, which is supposed to be a month later, on day time. Same clothes, no changes in hair, same dirt placement, etc
>>71327425
>poorly shopping an actual fedora instead of a trilby
no more got for a year, and no books to read. what do i do?
>>71327808
MY DAUGHTER GOT SEXY
>>71327734
>Why is he so sad, bros?
Operation Intrude N313
>>71327612
who is this?
>>71328313
Two Varyses would be cool. Like a secret twin he tells no one about, and is the reason his reach is so far reaching. He can literally be in two places at once.I am Alpharius.
>>71330413
Fuck off, Alpha Legion is Malal
>>71330647
>Malal
>Not retconned by rights disputes
Choose one.
Also, there was a faction divide within the Alpha Legion anyways. Omregon aint down with the cabals shit.
>>71327734
listening to banana tiger in his head
>>71330413
also they share a removable cock
