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Based Azor Jon is crowned
While Stannis rots in the ground
Rejoice, for autists are crying
Our own Jon is undying
Old: >>71271272
Friendly reminder that AZOR means loving to receive butt stuff.
Azor Jon
>>>71272011
>implying I'd ever be Brad
die jon
die jon [2]
>only man with a living direwolf
>climbed the wall
>killed white walkers
>shocked the night king
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time
ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW
Fucked up the backlink OP kill yourself
First for mother of eyebrows
>>71272039
it's not implied it was stated
>>71272020
The prince guy
>>71272043
>>71272050
Hush, Olly. You're dead.
>>71272003
You know what's great, OP? The fact that Jon will never have this.
can the white walkers speak?
Back Link:
>>71269941
>>71269941
>>71269941
>Melly: I will do as Jon Snow commands.
5 episodes later
>Melly: I am not your servant, Jon Snow. I serve the Lord of Light. I do what he commands.
What did she mean by this?
>>71272093
>implying
>>71272081
Brad's too autistic, I could never be him. I'm The Last Targaryian, the based namefag of /got/, blessed by Preston himself.
>>71272095
yes. not the way people do.
watch the opening scene of s1e1
in the forest all the odds noises you hear are the walkers talking
>>71272128
Jon didn't want her bringing him back but she did
Next episode!
Next Episode confirmed info:
>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella, Oberyn/Elia Martell style; possibly kills more Sparrows
>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies)
>Jon is named King in the North by the Northern lords, Manderly(or someone who fits his description) gives a speech that convinces them all
>Dorne will appear
>Sam arrives at Oldtown
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
>Bran sees the rest of the Tower of Joy scene
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(final scene)
Sources:
http://watchersonthewall.com/jonathan-pryce-hints-high-sparrows-future-storyline-polish-interview/
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4l0nie/fucking_cunts_where_are_next_weeks_spoilers/d3jwxbd
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4nmmoc/first_and_last_post/
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4nler0/spoilers_for_rest_of_the_season/ - confirmed by truede
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4gbh57/the_freefolk_s6_ghoul_pool/d2gkqex
http://watchersonthewall.com/topic/jon-and-littlefinger-scene/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-thrones-season-6-soundtrack-arriving-june-24th/( for the Dany and Sam parts specifically, Maester & The Winds of Winter)
>>71272128
She means that she listens to Jon unless Jon tells her to do something that clashes with her higher purpose.
>>71272128
>Mel: Jon is the Prince that Was Promised.
5 episodes later
>Jon: why am I back
>Mel: IDK.
>>71272003
Stop being a faggot and use a different pic for your new thread you dipshit. God knows there are plenty of pics to chose from.
what if the real song of ice and fire was the friendships we made along the way?
>>71272183
Ahh, I remember the music during that part.
>BWEEEEE DEEEEEE, DEEE DEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE
Good times.
How was Jon "born amongst salt and smoke" on the show version of his death/resurrection?
>>71272218
then it would be no better than naruto
>Darkstar appears in the finale
>>71272093
>Jon = The White Wolf
>Sansa = The Red Wolf
>Arya = The Lone Wolf
>Bran = The Winged Wolf
>Rickon = The Wild Wolf
>Robb = The Young Wolf
>>71272253
Cause lots of hotheads were salty that he sided with the wildlings
Hey Tumblr
How does it feel knowing that Sansa will be taking CIA Daddy's dick in episode 10?
How does it feel knowing that she chooses a man who can actually protect her and teach her how to protect herself, over a little boy who thinks battles are checkers and not chess?
How does it feel knowing that CIA will run his big crafty hands all over her body?
How does it feel knowing that Jon will die a second time, meanwhile Sansa is sitting in CIA's lap on the Eyrie throne, throwing bitches out of the Moon Door?
How does it feel knowing that CIA will introduce Sansa to the pleasures of butt stuff, with the inside joke being that Sophie and Aiden have already done butt stuff numerous times to each other in real life?
How does it feel to watch your fairytale ship blasted full of holes and sink deep into Blackwater Bay?
How does it feel?
So Kevan just gets roasted along with everyone else next episode? No crossbow?
>>71272295
*grabs by the throat*
Enough, shitposter!
>>71272279
>Bran = The drag wolf
>Rickon = The pincushion wolf
>>71272317
Looks that way.
>>71272202
triggered the stannicuck
>>71272295
feels pretty good.
>>71272279
Whats the point of continually reposting this dumbass list?
>>71272183
Next season confirmed last season.
What a way to wrap up a story.
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
>>71272318
It will never be enough.
>>71272262
literally who
>>71272202
Next thread we'll use this picture of stannis just for you
>>71272389
I hope we see lady stoneheart tomorrow fellow /got/ bro
>>71272387
>>71272346
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV7Oe8X-3fk
>>71272295
>with the inside joke being that Sophie and Aiden have already done butt stuff numerous times to each other in real life?
>>71272397
Anime: The Character
>>71272347
No you can use a different Jon pic.
Also, defending dnd? What a fucking lowlife you must be.
Requesting the bald Maisie image
>>71272437
>Triggered
It's been 1 year get over it.
>>71272440
Here you go, friend
>>71272262
>takes over doran's role from the books in the plot of the show
>becomes major player in final two seasons
>>71272397
some irrelevant autist
>>71272440
I never understood the bald edit. It takes away from the ridiculous untouched picture of her actual face
>>71272003
>"Hey Jon, Sansa here. I heard you had a small pecker. And people are really trying to ship us? Really? To think that I'd go for the small dick over CIA's monster cock? pfft."
>>71272483
Thanks
>>71272486
Things will never happen: The Post
>>71272473
>Fucked up faggot reuses the same pic as 2 threads ago
>gets called out
>''ugh stannis''
Fucking pathetic
>>71272397
>>71272501
>Hey Sansa, Jon here. I've already burnt one red headed bitch on a pyre who tried to fuck me over, I'm ready for another
>>71272128
She can say whatever she wants because she is best girl.
>>71272543
>>71272262
/besthouse/
why haven't they just given darkstar dawn yet?
>>71272528
I keep telling myself the show can't get any worse, and it keeps surprising me. Adding full blown darkstar fan fiction seems like the next logical step in terms of lowering the bar
>>71272003
ALL HAIL KING JON THE GORMLESS
>>71272397
He is of the night
>>71272569
>violet eyes
IT WAS FUCKING DARK PURPLE REEEEE
>>71272088
>rhaegar
I hate u showfag
and it was a hammer also rubies were involved but that's a whole different story
>>71272141
no your just the most pathetic namefag this yr, kys
>>71272690
I don't think that's true 2bh, also I won't be killing myself because I have too much to live for
>>71272636
Ashara also wasn't a shitskin but that didn't stop anon either.
>>71272719
(You)
>>71272657
huh that's weird they always make it sound like rey-gar not rha-e-gar.
Tell me about the rubies.
>>71272740
Thanks
If this ends in an ODD
>Dany wins. Sand Sneks kill Jaime. Jon is cucked hard. LittleFinger dies.
If this ends in EVENS
>Jon lives fine. Gendry returns as king. Dany is the villian and dies. Sand Sneks get killed. Little Finger lives
>>71272183
No
pls let there be lady stoneheart
All the pieces are there, bringing arya teleporting into walder freys asshole is fucking terrible writing
>"It's all I think about.. what was taken from me."
When will we hear this line from Sansa? Who is she talking to?
Jon or CIA? Place bets now.
>>71272751
no read a book
>>71272723
> jewish grandma calling European goddess shitskin
KEKSICLES
>>71272778
CIA
>>71272781
But I've already watched the show, so I know what's going to happen if I read, why bother?
>>71272778
Jon
CIA isn't listening to that whiney shit
>>71272834
You'll get nifty details, and some things happen differently. Plus Strong Belwas!
>>71272814
who?
>>71272834
>why bother reading?
and we're done
>>71272765
What if... what if Eddard had Jon dye his hair black and gave him some other reason that was still solid, and Jon just kept dyeing it off-screen to respect his dead father?
Then when he finds out, he stops dyeing his hair and it turns white.
>>71272890
Who are you quoting?
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>71272939
based dusty bro
>>71272907
That's not likely I'm afraid
http://www.strawpoll.me/10589103
http://www.strawpoll.me/10589103
http://www.strawpoll.me/10589103
I'm gonna miss you guys
good bye gotbros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pDlHdcfKbo
>>71272218
fuck off
>>71272939
I always like reading the dusty Mesa post
>>71272939
you are my favourite poster, you know? based dusty mesa poster
Wait I just came up with a really good theory guys what if Jon snow is the sword of the morning?
>>71272843
>he thinks CIA isn't a beta lovesick cuck for sansa now
did you even watch episode 5?
>>71272834
Because they are actually vastly different,especially once you reach a feast for crows
But you're either a master ruseman or a disgusting pleb so heres your (you)
>>71273026
>>71273008
>>71272966
kek, thought the same.
Next /got/general should be DUSTY MESA edition in homage to dustybro
>>71272888
>>71272814
Anna Speckhart
>>71272765
>>71272907
Have the Targ's ever lived up in the North for any length of time? Where it's really cold?
>>71272983
Based CIA
>>71273039
>I'm so... sorry.
>You said you will protect me.
>And I will... You must believe me when I tell you that I will!
>I don't believe you anymore. I don't need you anymore, you can't protect me. You wouldn't even be able to protect yourself if I tell Brienne to cut you down. Why shouldn't I?
>You want me to beg for my life? If that's what you want, I will. Whatever you ask that is in my power, I will do.
>And if I want you to die, here and now?
>Then I will die.
Fucking classic.
What happened to Ramsay's ~1000 archers when the Eyrie army arrived?
I really want a reunion scene between Sansa and Arya
But not until this show gets its shit back together.
> best girl
> least amount of screen time
They better rectify this next episode bros.
>>71273039
sort of, I glanced at the screen occasionally, until hodor
>>71273062
nth this DustyM best new shitposter
>>71273137
they bolted
>>71273154
That explains it. It was like a Dany x Jorah scene, they're setting him up to be her loyal lovesick puppy.
Why doesn't GRRM just get a ghost writer like Rothfuss
>>71273039
*teleports behind Ramsay with Vale army*
*unsheathes katana*
*fedora tip to Sansa*
"M'lady"
LEAKS?
>>71273218
there's no one bad enough to emulate grrm's shit prose
>>71273196
Normally I would call bullshit and say thats just a fakeout. They couldn't possibly do the same thing twice.
However.
THE WAR WAS LOST
>>71273196
i'm glad i missed it
>>71272778
CIA when he mentions what the "I thought you know what I wanted" thing and wants to get rewarded. She'll say your part in her rejection of him
>>71273245
Preston
Is the King of shit posters here?
Lord of trash posts?
Protector of memes?
>>71273263
Don't start that shit again. You've been moderately tolerable this evening.
>>71273265
>>71273274
hahahaha
>mines better
>>71272385
two more seasons m8 look it up
>>71273265
>>71273274
>tyrionvomitingmind
>>71273313
mines got a better filename
>>71272128
She regained some faith. She lost a lot of confidence and now it is rebuilding.
>>71273267
THE TREATY SIGNED
>>71273113
smirkiest smirk ever
>>71273193
They found a portal in crypts
>>71272253
MY FRIEND;
Davos represents the salt, as the sea is salty and Davos is a sailor.
Mel represents the smoke, as fire is smokey and Mel burns people alive.
>>71273265
it's called a ~parallel~
the scene next episode will mirror the dany x jorah scene. cia will confess that he loves her, sansa will say she appreciates his feelings for her and his help but that she still can't trust him and she'll still send him away.
either that or she'll send him off to prove his loyalty beyond what he's already done. either way she's gonna friendzone him just like dany did to jorah.
>>71273357
I WAS NOT CAUGHT
>>71273218
what would be the point? 5yrs since tWMF he's just as slow as GURM ghost writer or not.
Also GURMS got Gaiman ghost, so its already happened
>>71273338
gif >>>>>>filename
I still like you
>>71273387
Then who shall be Petyr's Tyrion now that Arya's already gonna kill Walder?
Or will Littlefinger die in some scheme where he'll elevate Sansa at the sake of his own life?
>>71273280
>implying she's not saying it because she's bitter and is bitching to CIA after jon is named king
>>71273298
when have i ever been unbearable
>>71273405
I CROSSED THE LINE
>people actually opposing JonSa
>not realizing it's needed for Sansa being Nissa Nissa and getting thrust with Lightbringer
So many dumbasses in this general. He has to kill someone he loves and there's not enough time for him to reliably fall in love with Dany.
>>71273405
THEY CROSSED THE LINE
>>71273451
>>71273405
I CROSSED THE LINE
>>71273455
ya know jonsa, he's hooking up with arya really actually happening not Sansa, Arya for real
>>71272483
Russell Crowe?
I LOVE GAME OF THRONES
>>71273450
>when have i ever been unbearable?
bradamante 2016 never forget
>>71273529
FUCK YOU
>>71273436
the latter. he'll die protecting or helping sansa in some way, contrary to what most people think. it'll be his last way of redeeming himself for all the shit he's done. he'll confess to his betrayal of ned as he lies dying and apologize and tell sansa he loves her. she'll say it back for the first time and say she forgives him just before he dies.
>>71273455
m8 that nissa nissa shit isn't happening in the show.
If Robert didn't want to be king, why did he take the throne? Could have given it to Stannis.
only referencing s1 of true detective is cool.
s2 was shite
>>71273449
>"He is a bastard! He has no right! I am Ned Stark's real daughter! I suffered for you all! I brought the army of the Vale! I endured the Boltons to take back my home! It is MY HOME! Jon is a BASTARD! He belongs to the WALL! He is a traitor and turncloak! He fucked a wildling, he let them through the Wall, he abandoned his watch! CIA! CIA! CIA! Help me! Help me!"
>>71273455
>So many dumbasses in this general. He has to kill someone he loves and there's not enough time for him to reliably fall in love with Dany.
>>71273449
>CIA reveals Jon's a Targ bastard
>Sansa gets crowned Queen
>sansa cucks Littlefinger by legitimizing Jon as a Targaryen and bending the knee to Jon Targaryen, rightful heir to the Seven Kingdoms
>cucks CIA further by marrying Jon and getting knocked up on their wedding night
>Gives birth to triplets nine months later and after the War against the Walkers
>Littlefinger still buttmad
>Sansa kills Jon and become regent of the Seven Kingdoms
>it was all a fucking ruse
>marries Petyr
>makes him raise his wife's sons
>kills him too when they're older
>their marriage was a ruse
>Sansa: Rusemaster and winner of the Game of Thrones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ40jeahsrs
Have you basked in the light of Azor Ahai today?
>>71273529
>I LOVE GAME OF THRONES
>>71273529
>I LOVE GAME OF TYRONES
Why didn't he kneel, was it literally just to be a asshole to ramsey despite working for the guy?
I just don't understand why he'd go out of his way to antagonize him if his plan was to just work for him anyway.
So.. Meme's aside for a second, who get's to wear a cloak and why?
>>71273587
Its was great for talking about how shitty it had become on /tv/ though.
Reminder:
The Boltons are the rightful rulers of the North.
Ramsay was the better commander, he outplayed Jon and deserved to win.
He would have won if not for CIA's teleport ability.
Ramsay > Jon
Myranda > Sansa
Also,
Doges > Wolves
>>71273546
That's fucking lame and sounds cheesy as shit.
CIA vs Eunuch is one of the best storylines in the show. It would be very idiotic for them to drop that just for some cheap dramatic moment. The CIA has his own agenda, for them to ruin his character by making him even more of a beta cuck to Sansa wpuld be pathetic.
I will stop watching if that happens.
>>71273633
>he thinks sansa is a political mastermind now because she ran to CIA for help
>>71273495
imagine if they do the same on the show, my fucking god the sperg outs would be awesome
>>71273628
jokes on you kid, I'm using the tomorrow theme
>>71273697
Sadly, that is a fairly typical sentiment for Sansafags. She can do no wrong. It's been this way since long before the TV show.
>>71273546
>the situation where he dies protecting Sansa and redeeming himself was all orchestrated by Sansa to get him to die and elevate her
>her loving words were a lie to give him a peaceful death
>yfw he only figures it out right before he dies
>"The student has surpassed the master"
>>71272095
yeah they say REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71273655
brade will sperg again if we vincepost
>>71273710
Anyone who isn't is a piece of shit
>>71272128
it mean she wants him to blow a fat load inside her sopping fiery cunt
>>71273697
It's a fucking joke
>>71273730
Why do all you fags take greentext seriously?
especially when it has memes "wife's sons" and cucking in it to show it's a joke? Oh right, autism
>>71272072
She actually looks attractive with dark hair
>>71273675
>That's fucking lame and sounds cheesy as shit.
>CIA vs Eunuch is one of the best storylines in the show. It would be very idiotic for them to drop that just for some cheap dramatic moment. The CIA has his own agenda, for them to ruin his character by making him even more of a beta cuck to Sansa wpuld be pathetic.
>I will stop watching if that happens
I'm not saying it will happen anytime soon, but when he DOES die, I think he'll die helping sansa instead of by her hand like most people think.
You'd rather Sandor or Jon cut him down for betraying Ned like literally every single normie wants?
>>71273761
spook as shit
>>71273761
You got a high res version of webm related?
I need it for reasons
>>71272072
whos this semen demon?
>>71273651
>I just don't understand
This phrase occurs a lot when you try and think about D&D writing.
>>71273675
Not the guy you replied to but, you'd actually have to be mad to not thing it wont happen. The only way sansa could out smart little finger is literally using the fact is he had the hots for her mother.
She's going to betray and out play him and yeah it'll piss off a lot of people, but literally game of thrones revolves around fucking up men who abuse power or who have power.
>>71273733
>her loving words were a lie to give him a peaceful death
some lies are kindly meant.
>>71273761
>>71273798
I can make one, give me a few minutes. If you happen to know the timestamps it'd help
>>71272157
Skroth. Supposed to sound like ice breaking.
>>71272429
So how far north is that?
It's going to be Winter for roughly 10 years and yet the dragons are somehow going to find it?
this general is hours away from being banned
>>71273808
It's funny how Sansa seducing CIA and manipulating him would piss off literally everyone. tumblr/SJWs would be pissed about her using her sexuality, 4chan would be pissed about Sansa being able to manipulate him. Normies might like it but they'll probably see it as rape even if Sansa initiates the first time.
>>71273792
>>71273808
>You'd rather Sandor or Jon cut him down for betraying Ned like literally every single normie wants?
I want him to make it to the very end of the Game and get cut down by the final boss. To have the master plotter in Westeros outsmarted by fucking Sansa Stark would be infuriating.
I want the Varys vs CIA story to have a meaningful end.
It's Plato vs Nietzsche. Order vs Chaos. Stoicism vs Desire. Abstinence vs Pleasure.
To ruin that for some Romantic subplot would be a fucking shame.
>>71273859
>I can make one, give me a few minutes. If you happen to know the timestamps it'd help
Season 5 Episode 7 The Gift right around 07:35 from the video I'm watching anyway, might be different on others
>>71273597
God she is so insufferable
Imagine her being forced to live a peasant's life
"I'M NED'S DAUGHTER"
"work in the fields or you starve to death"
>>71273927
I want that too, but I'm saying if I have to choose between him dying doing something good for Sansa and Sansa killing him, I'd prefer the former. If only because it would piss off all the Sansafags and tumblrinas who are POSITIVE she's going to be the one to kill him in the end.
>>71273956
*ending at 08:19
Please and thank you.
>>71272262
>Dexter appears in the finale
>>71273597
I like how she is actually thinking CIA HELP ME in that gif of her crying.
>>71273920
>>71273956
>>71273978
Coming up, just give me a moment
>>71272621
BROTHER NERO
>>71273927
>romantic subplot
>would ruin CIA's character
>yfw grrm has compared CIA to gatsby
What would happen if you hit a dragon with wildfire?
Are there slang words and commonly used idioms exclusive to GoT's world?
Wtf was dorne doing season 1? What are they doing now? Why not just cut them from the show?
>>71274027
Most of the dead on the corpse pile were Starks. Thanks to Jon charging alone like a moron creating a battle line close to the Bolton archers so they could snipe at the Starks with impunity.
Nice try though.
>>71273857
There's a scene where Ramsay and Theon are riding horses. Ramsay is wearing a cloak, Theon (Reek isn't). Is it a status thing? Thanks anon.
bran: i drinkbloodand I know things
>>71272907
That's stupid, Targ genes are inherently recessive and can only be achieved due to inbreeding. If a Targ breed with anyone else (see Rheagars kids) they tend to take the traits of the spouse.
>Lawful Good
Ned Stark
Robb Stark
Jorah Mormont
Davos Seaworth
Barristan Selmy
The High Sparrow
Edmure Tully
>Neutral Good
Jon Snow
Bran Stark
Sansa Stark
Catelyn Tully
Blackfish
Beric Dondarrion
>Chaotic Good
Osha
Mance Rayder
Tyrion Lannister
Daenerys Targaryen (true enough, she gets way too bloodthirsty at times, but freeing the slaves shows that she's trying to do the right thing and that's what matters)
>Lawful Neutral
Brienne of Tarth (leaning towards Good)
Stannis Baratheon (leaning towards Good)
Balon Greyjoy
Arthur Dayne
Tormund
>True Neutral
Robert Baratheon
Olenna Tyrell
Mace Tyrell
Margaery Tyrell (leaning towards Good)
Jamie Lannister (after his maiming)
Theon Greyjoy
Varys
>Chaotic Neutral
Arya Stark
Jaqen H'gar
The Hound
Bronn
Oberyn Martell
Daario Naharis
>Lawful Evil
Victarion Greyjoy
Tywin Lannister (though he's not fully Lawful since he lies and cheats)
>True Evil
Cersei Lannister
Jamie Lannister (before his maiming)
Littlefinger
Walder Frey
Roose Bolton
>Chaotic Evil
The Mad King
The Mountain
Joffrey Baratheon
Ramsay Bolton
Euron Greyjoy
I know there's probably some really obvious ones I forgot, but god help me I've spent WAY too much time on this already.
>>71274171
dorne is white!
>>71274146
Only one of Rhaegar's two children looked like their mother.
>>71273927
bruh even varys said that sansa is littlefinger's weakness.
>>71274223
>Sansa
>not evil
"Oomf, oomf, oomf!"
Petyr Baelish groaned in pleasure as he slammed his Vale spear into the heir to Winterfell.
"P-petyr!" cried out Sansa. Her mind went blank as another wave of orgasm spread across her. Littlefinger's big finger increased in speed as he attacked her open legs, slamming her open like a giant bashing in a siege door.
Finally, he himself began to climax. His baby batter sprayed against Sansa's womb like a Martell baby against a wall. "C-Cat!" he called out in ecstasy.
He back away from his mess and surveyed the damage. Sticky substance poured from Sansa's cat.
"It... it was such a big load," she breathed. Her eyes rolled back and she rested.
Petyr, in the middle of rolling his pants back up, paused and rested his hands on his belt.
"For you," he replied.
>>71273956
>>71273978
This good enough? Probably the best I can do with a 3MB limit
>>71274101
others take you, words are wind, dark wings dark words
>>71274297
10/10
>>71274223
Littlefinger is chaotic neutral than true evil
>>71274313
Wait a second let me try something
>>71274297
still better than most of d&d
>>71274223
Robb Stark is not Lawful Good. Samwell should be though.
>>71274223
you have way too many people as good/evil. most of got's cast is some variety of neutral, as the vast majority of humans are neutral. acting in your own interests is not evil, its the definition of neutral.
>>71274297
GRRMtier/10.
>>71274329
True, he works as Chaotic Neutral too. God knows what his real alignment is, he's mysterious as hell.
>>71274287
Being a bit of a dumb cunt doesn't mean she's evil.
>>71274223
Show or books? Because show Euron is just chaotic murdercock
>>71274297
>His baby batter sprayed against Sansa's womb like a Martell baby against a wall
>>71274223
i think cia is chaotic neutral.
>Chaotic neutral characters like to indulge in everything. This is the insurgent, the con-man, gambler, and high roller; the uncommitted freebooter seeking nothing more than self-gratification. This type of character will at least consider doing anything if they can find enjoyment or amusement. Life has meaning, but theirs has the greatest meaning. According to chaotic neutrals, laws and rules infringe on personal freedom and were meant to be broken. This character is always looking for the best deal, and will work with good, neutral, or evil to get it; as long as he comes out of the situation on top. The chaotic neutral is constantly teetering between good and evil, rebelling, and bending the law to fit his needs.
>A chaotic neutral character will keep his word if it serves his interests. He may attack an unarmed foe if he feels it necessary. He may use torture to extract information, but never for pleasure. He may kill for pleasure, but is not likely to do so. A chaotic neutral character may use poison. He may help those in need and he prefers to work alone, as he values his freedom. He does not respond well to higher authority, is distrustful of organizations, and will disregard the law in pursuing his self-interest.
>These characters will almost always seek some selfish goal (such as acquiring wealth or power) in addition to the promotion of universal disorder, and are thus seen as "greedy" by others. Naturally, the chaotic neutral being won't see this as greed, but rather as "self-fulfillment." Thus, respect for others does not stand in the way of the pursuit of individuality. Since death is inevitable anyway, the chaotic neutral being isn't averse to speeding certain creatures on their ways if it's deemed necessary, although he won't go out of his way to inflict pain and suffering like an evil being would.
This sounds like CIA to me.
>>71274380
Acting in your own interests at the expense of others is the definition of evil, isn't it? The best thing about ASoIaF is that evil characters are evil for real reasons, not just because they're insane or greedy. Tywin, for example, may have good reasoning for his murderous and treasonous actions, but that doesn't mean they're not evil.
>>71274471
Yeah, now I think he's more Chaotic Neutral.
>>71272295
>CIA will introduce Sansa to the pleasures of butt stuff,
pretty sure ramsay butt raped her
Good and evil are memes
>>71274297
You're a man of fine taste
>>71274223
>no Rhaegar
showfags must die
>I'm going to find the dragon queen and give her some of my BIG NIECE AND NEPHEW
>Where's my cock? Let's go murder them
What did he mean by this?
>>71274519
Well, the grid comes from D&D, and in D&D, evil isn't so much a philosophical quandary as it is a verifiable quality. For instance, all demons are evil irrespective of anything else.
The grid doesn't really work all that well for universes that don't follow the D&D rules.
>>71274297
Anon for GoT writer position!
>>71274144
I think this is something you need to take up with the costume designers
I suspect they simply do not give a fuck
>>71273956
>Season 5 Episode 7 The Gift right around 07:35 from the video I'm watching anyway
If you copy the clip in vlc, you can convert it yourself with online tools.
badideas.cat
That has a mov->webm converter
>>71274599
Punished Euron edit when
>>71274596
We know very little about what Rhaegar was actually like. Handsome, good at everything, occasionally a bit emo, and loved Lyanna Stark, but we don't actually see him in a scene apart from one flashback.
>>71274634
>vlc
>>71274297
based CIA :')
>>71274313
Could you get it as close to 3mb as possibl please?
>>71274774
I'm trying, the program I use is being dumb
>>71272407
Where's stannis?
To me, I have several complaints with the show that ultimately boil down to how much the show runners undermine the capability of the viewers.There are inconsistencies, story lines that are lazily done, characters that have conflicting motivations and personalities.. the list goes on.
I understand you have to suspend disbelief to enjoy it, but to what degree? For a fantasy show that thrives on political intrigue, morally ambiguous characters, and supposedly mirrors a medieval time period, what we are ending up with is nothing of that sort.
>>71274519
tywin acts for the betterment of his house; that alone goes beyond selfishness, which defines "evil" in d&d terms. a neutral character acts to protect his interests and those important to him. a character like tywin lannister shows the intrinsic flaws to the older d&d alignment system because we really want to cast him as evil when he's really much more what would be called neutral.
>>71274610
>Cloak made from curtains
I should have come to the same conclusion
>>71274838
Take as much time as you need, rape sansa is worth any wait
>>71272072
she's so quirky and alpha
>>71274223
>Euron
>not chaotic good
>>71274863
>mothers drapes
>>71274121
>Most of the dead on the corpse pile were Starks
as if. Ramsay's cavalry and army far outnumbered Jon's and he still fired into his own men.
By the time Tormund and his guys got there to Jon the piles had already formed
>>71274842
that bolton guy on the horse,
just another true king hater
>>71274223
>Jorah Mormont
Not LG, more like neutral good or true neutral. He sold slaves but he felt bad about it. I guess NG but weak.
Jon is closer to LG.
Sansa is more like True Neutral
Blackfish is more like CG, he means well but he doesn't give a fuck
Beric might be CG too.
Osha might be True Neutral too, she's basically about surviving.
Dany is LG, it's just her laws that she's enforcing. She believes in laws and order but she's going to make them better first.
Brienne is clearly LG.
Stannis is LN before falling to LE.
Balon is CN, he's definitely not good but he's not complete evil either. He's not a conqueror which is usual LE, he's a raider, just pillaging for the sake of it.
Tormund is probably CG or CN. He don't give a fuck but he's an alright bloke.
Mace is probably NG, he means well.
Jaime is CG (after maiming), he means well some of the time but he still doesn't give a shit about laws or rules.
Theon was maybe LE, he cared about his 'rightful' position etc but would do evil shit to get it. Reek is CG maybe.
Varys might be LN tending to LG, he works within the system, or Baelish would have been poisoned long ago. He murders Kevan when it's not his system any more.
Book Arya is CN, Show Arya is CG. Show Arya doesn't kill innocents, book Arya might if they're just a bit greedy or something.
Oberyn might be CG, he was alright if he wasn't being a dick about being a prince.
Daario is also a nice guy most of the time, I'd say CG.
Victarian is more like LN conqueror, he doesn't really like the shit that Euron does to his victims. Maybe LE tending to LN.
Dunno what 'True Evil' means.
LF is CN, he never does evil things for their own sake or enjoys revenge for its sake. He's not sadistic, he's ruthless and uncaring. Roose might be the same maybe.
Ramsey might be LE maybe, or maybe not. I dunno.
Euron is LE.
>>71273094
>Who is Aemon Targaryen
>>71274669
hey man you never responded to my messages the other day. how come you use a trip?
>>71274524
>pretty sure ramsay butt raped her
The question is whether he had dogs butt rape her.
>>71275026
tormund is textbook chaotic neutral, ramsay is textbook chaotic evil.
>>71275072
Did his hair ever change color according to the climate?
>>71275072
and
>who is Brynden Rivers
>>71274663
Was he the greatest guy ever to live or a fag driven half mad by prophecy? We don't know.
>>71274940
if by alpha you mean all the alphas waifu her then yes
>>71275106
>implying you can rape your wife
>>71274519
>Tywin, for example, may have good reasoning for his murderous and treasonous actions, but that doesn't mean they're not evil.
Nah, Tywin takes sadistic pleasure in utterly destroying his enemies and every symbol of them.
That's why he personally oversaw Ice being reforged. It's why there is a song Rains of Castermere and why he rode a warhorse into the throne room and didn't give a shit when the horse did give a shit.
He's quite vain and he likes people fearing him and enjoys the suffering of his enemies. He's pragmatic about it and doesn't get off on torturing people who haven't offended him (Gendry, other prisoners at Harrenhal) but if you have, he enjoys seeing you destroyed.
It's probably LE since he works with authority, more or less.
>>71272078
>that pony in the background
finally caught up with all of GoT lads.
That means it's my first time on this general, so what are your finest memes here?
>>71275165
>you can't rape your wife
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/pol/
>Tomorrow is the last episode of GoT for a year.
>This season wasn't even that satisfying.
>Constant increase in viewers yet the seasons never get longer.
Reminder that they're going to stop one of the most popular television shows in recorded history after season 8.
>>71274223
>Bronn
>Neutral
He's literally a hired murderer
>>71274669
>vlc
Or whatever other viewer you use that has basically every codec in it and also lets you save extracted clips.
VLC is the most powerful viewer I can be bothered using, it literally does everything I need. Any time I think of something I need, it does it. I'm sure it will save as webm in next version.
But use whatever you like, IDGAF
>>71275178
i dont think vanity and enjoying seeing your enemies suffer makes someone evil by d&d terms though. its a normal human reaction to enjoy seeing bad people suffer.
>>71275205
Considering how awful the writing has been s8 is too long.
>Others defeated in 2 seasons.
Will Sansa kill CIA tonight?
>>71275124
He had white hair, either because he was a targ or because he was old as fuck.
>>71275205
They should stop it after this season 2bh
Almost the whole thing was filler except for battle of the armies who like to run into battle from at least 1 mile away.
>>71275205
I feel like the season hasn't even started... Nothing fucking happened.
We should be on like episode 2 for how much shit has happened.
>>71275310
you mean tomorrow
>>71275207
>He's literally a hired murderer
The 'hired' is the relevant part. If he's sitting by the side of the road and sees some shit, he'll probably help the victim rather than just watch. Probably.
Still, assassins are Evil in D&D so it gets confusing. Bronne seems alright when he's not on the clock, that's what makes it a tough call.
>>71275329
still more shit happened than last season
>>71275337
it's 1am sunday where i am.
>>71275255
>its a normal human reaction to enjoy seeing bad people suffer
Tywin enjoys seeing good people suffer if they got in his way.
>>71275358
fuck off least coast faggot
>>71275340
bronn would definitely not help some random chucklefuck unless theres something in it for him. i want to call him neutral because hes a lovable rogue but hes pretty much the definition of neutral evil. he acts entirely in his own interest.
>>71275310
no, she's going to delight the faggots on 4chan here by pegging him and getting him to experience what being married to ramsay was like
So was Margaery the younger and more beautiful Queen who took everything that Cersei held dear?
Or will it be Dany/Sansa cause the only thing Cersei really holds dear is Jaime and Jaime will turn against her and side with Dany or Sansa or something?
>>71275255
Yeah, but I think there's a lot of bad in normal people.
Give me one good reason this house should survive?
>>71275195
>you can't rape your wife
>>>/his/
ftfy
>>71275377
>he doesn't live on best coast
How are those forest fires treating you in CA?
>>71275365
neutral beings are not naturally aligned to sympathy for good ones. why would they be? they're neutral. if a good being is messing up their life, its just as bad as if an evil one is doing it.
>>71275403
you're starting to understand what "neutral" really means.
>>71275404
None
Tyrion was ruined in the show and is a monster in the books, Jaime is learning, but he's still not good enough for the job, Cersei is batshit insane.
The only reason the house was powerful was because of Tywin, but he was a shitty father and that doomed his house.
>>71275337
Tomorrow? You must be in europe or asia
>>71273094
Is that a prosthetic Tyrion head?
When did they need that? Was Tyrion away on holiday for the after-blackwater scene or something?
>>71275422
what does history have to do with ASOIAF?
rape exists within westeros, no matter what autistic spin you try to put on it
>>71275479
Tyrion's cool in the books, fuck off.
>>71275436
I live in Utah, which is literally the Dorne of the USA
Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken.
i really hope sam meets marwyn the mage in oldtown in the next episode.
> an archmaester of the citidael and specialises in the higher mysteries
> spent 8 years travelling essos searching for books and ruins and shit like that
> learnt heaps of shit in asshai
> teaches murri maz durr about human anatomy and the common tongue in asshai
> studied with warlocks and shadowbinders
> doesnt get on with the maesters
> has a fucking LIT glass candle that can be used to send webms thru dreams and visions in old town
> only person in the citidael that qyburn trust
i doubt they will show him in the show but its the only good thing sam does in old town
>>71275479
>monster
Huh, do you mean anything other than looks?
NEW THREAD
>>71275534
>>71275534
>>71275534
>>71275491
0.5-1.5 hrs left in saturday on the west coast of NA
>>71275491
no im in based usa west coastin
>>71275497
It's for when he gets beheaded in episode 10.
>>71275533
is that peter dinklage
>>71274982
Here, I made a diagram for you because apparently you are too retarded to understand what was going on.
Your boy Jon rode solo into the field and forced an early charge of his cavalry. This caused troops to clash much closer to the Bolton line than what was planned. Which is why the Boltons could rain arrows on the Starks on the rearguard joining the fight without harming their troops and the Starks couldn't.
>By the time Tormund and his guys got there to Jon the piles had already formed
Not true, watch the battle again.
>>71275178
>>71275365
I don't think Tywin takes sadistic pleasure in the things he does. I just think he wants to send the message "don't fuck with the Lannisters" and make his house look formidable.
>>71274858
But the Lannisters' interests ARE Tywin's interests, as Tyrion pointed out. And yes, he has good reasons for his actions, but that doesn't mean having Tyrion's peasant wife gangraped and sending the Mountain to kill innocents weren't evil deeds. I still think he's well and truly evil.
>>71272088
The essos plot would have been so much better if it was Dany that died
>>71275532
>literally the Dorne of the USA
Do you:
a) eat chilli snek?
b) fuck whores constantly?
c) spread your legs to get what you want?
d) play naked in the river?
e) poison people ALL THE TIME?
>>71275321
There goes my theory... I was hoping that Jon's hair color would change if he got to either a warmer climate or blasted by dragons (and lived).
Thanks anon.
>>71275504
Not within a married couple. Not in real medieval history, not in Westeros history.
>>71275532
Mormons would be a lot cooler if they were Dornish.
>>71273348
she's an accessory to burning a fucking child at the stake
she deserves nothing but misery for the rest of her life.
>>71272141
>doesn't even know how to tripfag
kys
>>71275688
https://youtu.be/-YBAvEOSwDE?t=5m43s
now STFU
Do you guys think Jorah is going to cure his arm and get an arm like Victarions?
>>71272440
>>71272483
requesting Maisie-quasimodo comparative pic
>>71274297
Well done. 10/10
>>71275607
I thought the implication was that ramsay didn't really give a fuck about killing his own men because he had such a big numbers advantage.
>>71275607
There was no battle line since it was pure cavalry. Infantry didn't arrive until after the mounds please die
>>71275819
Not really, they even explained the battle plan the night before and mentioned how important it was for the Starks to make "Ramsay angry" so that he would order a charge of his cavalry and the Starks could draw them in to execute a "pincer move" and encircle them.
Instead, the exact opposite happened.
No army would follow a guy that randomly orders archers to fire on his own troops. If that was the implication I would quit watching this.
>>71273984
>deter as Darkstar appears in the finale
>>71275607
>Your boy Jon rode solo into the field and forced an early charge of his cavalry. This caused troops to clash much closer to the Bolton line than what was planned. Which is why the Boltons could rain arrows on the Starks on the rearguard joining the fight without harming their troops and the Starks couldn't.
Did you not see where Ramsay's arrows were hitting? It right around where his own men were, why do you think Ramsay's suddenly out of cavalry against a force he completely outnumbers?
>Not true, watch the battle again.
Big piles of bodies by 42:00 minute when Tormund, Wun Wun and the rest of Jon's infrantry get there
>>71275898
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line_%28formation%29
>The line formation was also used by certain types of cavalry.
>In the 16th century, the heavy cavalry (gendarmes, reiters and cuirassiers) often attacked in a line formation. Later, dragoons began to use linear tactics, being on foot in the defence. Accordingly, the name "line cavalry" has moved from heavy cavalry to the dragoons. Hussars in the 15th-17th centuries wore armor, and often attacked in close line formation, but later hussars became a light cavalry and stopped using linear tactics. Cossacks never used linear tactics.
>>71274027
It actually worked pretty well until CIA. Of course it was a waste of his army. That's Ramsay's problem, he's smart but he's so cartoonishly evil he fucks himself a lot of times. Even if he did win I doubt he would have ruled for long.
>>71275943
Ramsay has killed his own men and family before so really would you put it past him?
>>71276381
Punishing a subordinate or even killing your father in a power play is different than decimating your troops with a hail of arrows. That's just retarded.
I assumed the battle played out as in my diagram. That's what they go to such length at explaining the importance of drawing Ramsay's troops out the night before during the battle plan meeting.
