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Azor Jon!
>>71253609
Previous:>>71251574
>they had literally one scene
d&d know they fucked up don't they
Friendly reminder that Azor means loving to receive butt stuff.
how does a line so universally panned make it into the final script? consider that thousands of people must work on each episode of got to bring it together
>>71253609
Leaks?
>>71253609
I'll say it: I unironically loved that line.
>be an argie
>we play those filthy mapuches one hour before the season finale
>only one tv, no one else watches got at home
HELP
>>71253609
>>71253609
>>71253609
POST HERDAGGERS
>mfw you leave for a holiday and your small meme takes off
I've enjoyed looking through the archives all afternoon
So, any leaks yet?
you want a good dragon, but you need the bad walker
1) Stannis
2) Davos
3) Sandor
4) Dondarrion
5)you
Finally, HBO has released this season’s total number of Game of Thrones viewers (via Entertainment Weekly). With over 23 million viewers on average per episode – so far – across all platforms (first airings, repeats, DVR, and streaming), the season has set a new record, beating last year’s 20 million mark. This represents an increase of 15 %
23 MILLION
GET REKT HATERS
IM AUTISTIC
Bran is attractive. Anyone disagree?
>>71255036
>trying to shit on based mesaposter
yeah, you are. end yourself.
LAST THREAD
>>71253557
>>71253557
>you will never live in the Vale of Arryn
Based Ted Nasmith BTFO the shitty locales of the show.
>>71255058
Based?
Nah you're a faggot
Highgarden
Highgarden !
HIGHGARDEN !
>>71255027
What kind of voice should the Night King have if he speaks? Something like Darth Vader? Smaug? Soldier 76?
>bran toj scene
>promise me ned
>baby crying
>lyanna dies
>winterfell present time
>close up jon's face
>burying rickon
>looks around
>empty tombs
>one tomb far too many
>reads inscription
>jon stark son of rhaegar targaryen and lyanna stark
you saw it first here
will anyone stream the finale tomorrow?
>>71253609
OLD THREAD
>>71253557
>>71253557
>>71253557
OLD THREAD
If Jon is a Targ, then Lord Eddard wasn't his father, but Rhaegar Targaryen, dead brother of Daenerys who was son to Aerys the Mad King.
In the next episode, Littlefinger will fuck Jon over with this revelation to prevent him to become a king, so he can snatch control over North through Sansa.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
If you could play a competitive rpg/mmo set in the ASOIAF universe and join any of the Great Houses, those of their bannermen, Night's Watch, etc, which group would you join?
>>71255091
You tried to rustle the most consistent /got/ shitposter in history, you failed hard, move along
>>71255072
South Tyrol is pretty great.
>>71255101
Raspy from disuse with an echo.
>>71255109
>crypt bearing Jon's name and parents
>the crypts that anyone including the Starks kids could and did walk through when they were younger and that Bran even hid in, and that Bobby visited when he got to Winterfell
No
EWW THAA FOOK UHH YEW?
>only man with a living direwolf
>climbed the wall
>killed white walkers
>shocked the night king
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time
ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW
>>71254769
>unironically loved
Then you are a pathetic normie. Can you not see how it might be a bit immersiona breaking to some to have some modern looking bitch say some modern ass shit like BAD PUSSY? Bad pussy hasn't even been a term for that long, like what the fucking shit.
>>71255126
Stannis Dragonstone
>>71255095
More like Hoegarden
>For a couple of seasons, we’ve built up to episode nine. We have this huge episode nine, and then going into episode 10, we see where we are for the season, and we start setting up the next season. It’s going to be a little bit different this time. You can certainly say there are going to be some surprises in the next episode.
EPISODE 10 IS THE NEW 9
I've started reading the books recently but it's only given me more questions, so hopefully someone here can be of help
Question: Why are the Qartheen pale white skinned yet everyone around them (Slave cities, Dothraki, Yi Ti) similar to various Asian peoples from our own world?
Also, why are the older walls further out than the inner ones? City shrinking?
>>71255157
He should speak a language similar to parseltongue
>>71255170
Mormont Bear Island
REMINDER TO ALL JONSA FAGS!!
Jon will fuck Val the wildling princess in TWOW and she will be introduced in S7 of the show, she will be his queen.
JONSA FAGS BTFO!!!!
>>71255186
meant to respond to >>71255101
>>71255160
the kids never went past a certain point when playing at the crypts and there was a reason Ned didn't like them down there every single time.
>>71253609
A Lannister always...
>>71255095
>swn tie you up and bully your penis
>swn give you a rusty trombone with a large pink dildo
>Implying the crown that the jewelry maker in the nymag article was talking about wasn't the crown of Stark kings given to Aegon the conqueror by Torrhen Stark
>implying it wasn't given to Lyanna by Rhaegar
>implying it isn't going to be found in Lyanna's sarcophagus
>>71255181
Qarteen got fucked up a lot
Check the world book
>>71255189
Don't tell me we have to see her fight again
Wildlings
Everyone else is a fucking psychopath
>>71254869
>>71255132
you seem rustled enough, famalo.
>>71255180
>I try to make each crown have some relationship to the person wearing it. One of my favorite crowns I’ve ever done is for someone in episode ten.
-Michelle ClaptonDA KING IN DA NORF!!
>>71255181
Yi Ti is china while slave cities and so middle east, they are pale because grrm wanted too, just like valyria was white aryan
>>71255214
If there is a tomb or something in there just blasting jons family name even though its supposed to be some big sooper secret nobody can know about, that would be unbelievably fucking retarded.
>>71255223
Makes a cock joke
>>71255245
Just when I was about to forget about it.
>>71255175
Cherish these moments, because they might be the last after Sundayjk Highgarden master plan is in motion and Margaery survives
>>71255256
It's going to be Dany. Robb never wore a crown in the show.
>>71255186
Yes and only Harry Potter (bran) can understand and speak back
approve this theory
>>71255033
This is a great show but the last season was disappointing and for those who liked the early seasons' grittiness the show is becoming a little too good guys vs really bad guys. I remember there was a lot of butthurt in S4 how only the "bad guys" won but if the endgame was just goody good guys against the evil White Walkers it's going to be too preditactable.
>>71255298
im talking about jon you stupid fuck, robb has been dead for 3 seasons
Best end
>Knights King fucks westeros. Forcing them to join together.
>Only the strong and smart survive. Babbling arrogant greedy cunts get rekt
> Dany learne to now become a conquered and instead Queen of the people
>Dany and the good houses of Westeros work on ending and/or surviving winter
>Dany is Queen but only of part of Westeros
>Darhraki only help kill walkers. Mostly die. But mostly go back to Essos where they like it more
>Nights King "dies" winter ends. But hinting that the Nights king can never be killed. That the undead and winter will always happen. And that Westeros must unite. Not divide
>>71255101
>The Other said something in a language that Will did not know; his voice was like the cracking of ice on a winter lake, and the words were mocking.
>Will closed his eyes. Far beneath him, he heard their voices and laughter sharp as icicles.
-Prologue, AGOT
>>71255181
Going by Elios world book the people of Qarth migrated south from another area. Still a lot of darkies in the area they left but there you have it.
She needs to come back already
>>71255234
Why would anyone desecrate Lyanna's crypt by trying to see her corpse?
>>71255160
thats not the case, Ned's kids already have separate tombs and Bobby and Ned only went to Lyannas
>>71255338
theyre saying robb never wore a crown as king in the north.
Perhaps it is you who are the stupid fuck.
>>71255298
I'm pretty sure he had one in a few scenes
https://youtu.be/-YBAvEOSwDE
Just a taste for everyone to remember what the show was like when we had decent acting and writing.
Are D&D actually good at adapting material or was there some one else involved in making this shit so dank?
>>71255265
there is a part of the crypt inaccessible due to rubbles
>>71255256
Jon, Dany or Cersie are all eligible candidates.
>8 full episodes since a character from dorne was seen
>7 full episodes since dorne was mentioned
Looks like they really did write Dorne out of the story. I actually didn't believe the idea that they killed off the Dorne plot because of last season's backlash. But that was completely the correct interpretation.
>>71255126
Have you ever played ACOK mod for Mount & Blade?
But yeah, BARATHEON.
large penis in your anus
>>71255285
N..nah, thats just leddit bullshit. She'll be fine.
>>71255369
no shit, genius but it was in reply to the GoT costume creator talking about creating a new crown for episode 10 of this season
you know what? nevermind, you are clearly incapable of having this discussion
>>71255405
I'm partial to tank build. A massive shield and sword with the heaviest armor I could train to equip and as many points in health or equivalent as I could spend. HERE WE STAND would definitely fit a tank build.
Ramsay cock boy here
Miss me?
>>71255403
Guess where Varys is gonna show up next episode, anon.
Pro-tip: Olenna will be there.
Whatever is hiding in the crypts of winterfell has nothing to do with jon, you stupid faggots.
>>71255167
Nope, they ruined his character in the last episode. Ever since he was brought back from the dead Jon has been shit.
>Get over your brooding non-speaking retarded attitude
>Become based Lord Commander of the Night's Watch
>Fights the Dead, fucks the redhead
>Based as fuck
>Stabbed by a bunch of rednecks
>Gets revived
>Goes back to being a brooding quiet idiot losing all his character development and leadership qualities that he gained over the course of five seasons
NuJon a shit.
Script writers a shit.
>>71254744
I think it might be an inside joke or something. There's no other explanation.
>>71255358
>'I hope Bobby doesn't pay any attention to that crypt five crypts down, it's a miracle the kids haven't found it yet"
Sure buddy.
Jon in the show has no reason to go deep down in any crypts.
and making one for him bearing his parent's name is suicidal. If Jon had died young and Ned put his body there, everyone's gonna fucking know
1st for Ser Preston of House Tumblr
>>71255405
last time I played it was pretty broken
>>71255357
for the lulz
Where were you when you realized Tyrion is the only true born son to Tywin? Its such a hilarous irony.
He's the only one that's like him, yet he was so convinced he's not his at all.
I doubt we'll ever find this out in the books, but it's a great hint.
>>71255447
That would fit House Clegane pretty well. House Clegane would be super based in a game whereyou wouldn't have to deal with their evil shit.
>>71254744
what line?promise me, ned?
Why did the brotherhood kill all those people by that church?
>>71255507
>being this feministic
>>71255507
This is Preston country you newfag. We don't like your kind around here.
>>71255431
It is, redditors ruin everything
>>71255568
Watch the next episode. And try paying attention.
If my post ends in
Odds [not gets]
>Last episode will go full feminazi and Sand Sneks will be bigger than we know
If my post ends in even (none get)
>Itll end good. With less forced femibullshit and no sandsneks even mentioned
Dubs=Stannis is finaly seen dead
Trips=Stannis lives
Quads=A dragon dies
Quints=Euron has 1000 ships and can control dragons. Also theon gets his cock back
>>71255507
CHA-CHA-CHA CHANTY BINX
>>71255568
why the hell not?
>>71255586
HE IS AN ADMITTED SJW YOU TARD
>>71255339
Are you japanese? You write like a japanese person, and by that i mean you write everything wrong.
>>71255342
>>71255258
>>71255241
Thanks, ok I have a few more questions so I'll keep asking as long as I'm getting answers
Question: I heard somewhere that there are no children in Asshai, how the fuck is this sustainable? Wouldn't the inhabitants have died out after one generation?
Maybe this will be explained when Dany goes to Asshai, but I'd appreciate any information about the city as it's so mysterious.
Who is your all time favorite minor character and why is it Qyburn?
>"Daddy it's so hot outside today, could you rub some ice cubes on me to make me feel better?"
>>71255644
wow jon has never looked better than in this pic
I've only seen episodes 1 and 2 for this season
is it even worth it to continue? I've heard the show is shit now and not worth it.
For reference, I stopped watching Walking dead a little bit into season 3 because it was so awful.
Why can't they make a good GoT MMORPG?
>>71255357
They can come up for any reason for that. Like Bran making Jon have dreams about it or some shit.
It's D&D so for all we know they'll smell the scent of pizza emanating from inside and have no choice but to open it for some delicious slices.
>>71255556
Imagine getting strong enough to be able to fight The Mountain to a standstill over some of that "evil shit". You'd basically be medieval Doomguy.
>>71255677
Beric Dondarrion, no question about it.
>>71255686
I'd lock that thing in an icebox and then throw it down a river.
>>71255568
They were rogue Brotherhood operatives.
>>71255694
you sound hip. asking others what they like.
also like how you gave up another show as if it has anything to do with this one. i quit watching a porn once 1 minut einto it.
>>71255686
If I don't rub ice cubes on you father's ghost would come back and murder me
>>71255175
Well now I have to masterbate.
>Over 100 posts and not a single Bran.
I'm proud of you family
>>71255701
They might attempt one after the show is over and done with.
>>71255737
>>>/reddit/
>>71255676
That's from the world book
Nothing grows in Asshai and it's surroundings, they import everything and are rich as fuck.
>>71255586
This is also reddit country
>>71255033
And now what does HBO want to do? They want to stumble and trip their retarded way to the finish line.
>>71255701
It would require a whole new design and engine for the combat alone. Even more for the courtly aspects of it (for those so inclined) and the RTS for the big battles.
Not to mention the requirement to be able to join most factions in the game and build any way you want. The sheer customization necessary to make it a good game would make it so expensive that most trustworthy companies wouldn't try.
>>71255677
Meribald.
>>71255049
Nope
>>71255770
>A Lannister always...
>>71255677
Probably Syrio :'(
>>71255676
Most of the people in Asshai seem to be wizards and merchants just passing through for a time. The water andf most of the food from asshai ineatable as well.
All MEN must die
>>71255778
Fuck, you had to say it.
>>71255701
Closest thing we'll ever get
http://www.moddb.com/mods/a-clash-of-kings
>>71255704
Or just have Bran visit Jon in his dreams and show him the ToJ and download stuff about Rhaegar and Lyanna into his mind like how 3ER did to Bran with Aerys' shit
>>71255686
You'll be fine winter is coming
>>71255694
All the good male characters are either dead or turned into drooling idiots and bumbling sidekicks.
All the female characters are suddenly turned into "badass strong womyn".
Whatever strong male leads remaining are either emasculated or turned evil.
It's turned into a SJW fest.
/pol/ was right again sadly.
>>71255762
Jonsafaggot get out. There is only one true ship choice and his name is CIA
>CIA will never look upon you with this kind of raw hunger
why live
>>71255778
It's impressive to say the least.
>>71255694
E7 and E9 are the only really good episodes of the season with e9 being very good but severly overrated by some people (calling it the best ep of TV etc.). I don't think that is enough to redeem the season but, it's up to you I guess.
>>71254875
Your OC will live in our hearts you are true hero Anon i will remmeber you and this meme forever!
>Leaks?
>>71255859
>E7
lmao
Why didn't Sansa call Ramsay a bastard one last time just to piss him off?
>>71255850
It's a fucking joke m8, get over it.
>>71255778
Special delivery.
>>71255801
Total War : Westeros might be a cool idea. They're learning fantasy from Fantasy Warhammer and have capacity for hero units and majick.
>>71255677
>>71255726
Only two right answers. Yoren (guy who took Arya from lings landing) was pretty based too, more so in the book.
>>71255844
Good. Men are all evil. Men can only be sexist rapist pigs. If women ruled Westeros and Essios the world would be at peace
Dany is the most beautiful. Smart. Amazing. Loving queen and will make all male rulers become non masculine rapists.
She should make gender a thing of the past. Fuck the men in this show. Fuck them all. Long live the women
>>71255897
What was bad about E7 seriously? Was the best ep of the season imo.
>>71255817
Faps.
>>71255850
No matter how this scene turns out, you know full well Sophie Turner was wet as October during the whole thing.
>>71255778
How should we celebrate? I say with a tasty burger
Reminder
>>71255778
>You want the good girl, but you need the boipucci.
>>71255914
Got has a shit setting so I hope such thing never happens. Its not Total War-like at all.
>>71255114
Really makes you think...
>>71255914
There is already a GoT mod for Crusader Kings II, extremely detailed, every single character and House mentioned in the books is there. It was made by book fans before the show became popular.
I don't see any commercial game ever topping that mod. It's incredibly detailed.
>>71255859
It wasnt the best episode it just had a lot of action to distract you from bad writing, if you chill out and let adrenaline setle, what really happend there and how it happend? Logic? Reason? Good story telling?
Lets be honest here, being obedient fanboy hurts the series guys, if your favourite burger store starts selling rotten burgers, continue praising them and you will get food poisoning soon...
>>71255898
It wouldn't have any effect on him because he's legitimate ruler of House Bolton. Perhaps if Roose was still alive but not now.
>>71255914
The RTS would be only one part of it. First and third person melee combat would be required for that visceral feel GoT is known for. Dismemberment would have to be possible too.
>>71255970
Yeah, but 4 legged dragons look dumb as shit. Also 9gag>>71255970
.
>>71255114
Jon will be proclaimed king in the north, it was in the leaked spoilers
makes no sense in the show without robb's legitimising decree but it is what it is
>>71255914
Already got both Undead and Humans in there, all you need is reskin.
On serious note, ye that would work pretty well.
>>71255999
He's still a bastard.
Legitimized, but still a bastard. And it would go well with how last season she said that Tommen was another bastard and thus implied he's not really legitimatized.
>>71255967
>eating at Five Guys
Wow, could Isaac Hempstead Wright be any more of a fucking shitlord? This MOCKERY is what it means to be a Woman in Gaming™
>>71255859
The only reason people are so ecstatic with episode 9 is because stuff actually happened, plus that little cunt Ramsay finally died. Calling it the best episode of TV is an overreaction, but it's been so long since the show did anything legitimately good that people forgot what that looks like.
>>71255995
But anon.... There was pretty much no action in that episode (besides the shit end scene with Arya getting stabbed)
>Edd and the Night's King in the finale
Reminder than the wall is falling soon.
A GoT mmo raid would be attempting to kill Drogon when fully grown. A dragon like that would be terrifying to fight when being caught in fire breath is instant death.
>>71255899
>check em!
Oh boy if only this would end in my doorstep, would make a dungeon for him.
>>71255817
spays his pets
>>71256069
Stannis comfirmed alive
>>71255930
Weakest bait.
>>71255778
I'm not. This ugly post is a travesty.
>>71255817
lets family come first
anyone else got Mount&Blade flashbacks with that scene?
that horseman about to axe jon, some mounted lancer ram him from the side
had to hurt, with the couched lance damage bonus and all
>>71255033
>tfw about 10 million of these are fucktards who just watch to be cool and haven't even seen the first 4 seasons
>>71256048
He's eating at In-N-Out, senpai.
>>71255666
based satan
Imagine you finally finish customizing a character, assigning attributes and skill points, and create a Clegane warrior. You do your first quest, run back to the quest NPC, turn a corner and bump into Gregor Clegane, who rips your head off with no problem.
>>71256034
Sand snek fate leaked!
>>71256048
did you just say that was five guys? did you just compare superior in n out to plebian five trash?
>>71256035
IT doesnt matter those are dragons, at least how they was for the last milenium since people story telling and creating dragon based universes , there are aslo drakes and dragonkins. Call me nerd and neckbeard but it is what it is. You can even use google image search for dragon and drake see what you get...
>>71256035
>4 legged dragons look dumb as shit
Nah senpai 4 legged dragons are way cooler, It's just more difficult to CGI and to make the movement not look retarded. Hence we get wyverns
>>71256155
>not getting knocked over 50 times by random horses
Wtf is he on easy mode or something?
>>71256155
It inspired me to download AKEK but during the battle I was just watching it for itself.
>>71256155
Bannerlord when?
>>71256048
Thats an in-n-out cup
women.....
>>71256204
>there are aslo drakes and dragonkins.
No there aren't. Now back to tumblr you go.
>>71256218
Show me a four legged winged creature from the real world or fuck off nigger
What would make you stop watching next season if it happens?
>>71256171
Imagine you finally finish customizing a character, assigning attributes and skill points, and create a Baratheon warrior. You do your first quest, run back to the quest NPC, turn a corner and bump into Stannis Baratheon who puts you on a pyre and burns you with no problem.
>>71256048
fucking disgusting slander, kill yourself
TOMORROW IS THE FINALE.
Predictions? (other than what we already know from the leaks)
>>71256256
I'm not watching again if she kills him.
>>71256031
The dragons in ASOIAF are described as intelligent though
>>71255033
Still isn't beating TWD in ratings ;)
>>71256256
i will only continue watching if sansa does marry him. then dies.
>>71256256
if they kill off Stannis
>>71256199
Five Guys is pretty good if you can find one with white people working at it.
>>71256282
>other than what we already know from the leaks
Which is?
>>71255285
Is she hanging herself?qt
>>71256256
>tfw DnD take advice from people like this and are actually scared of these threats
We should've bought an HBO sub and maybe they would listen to us instead
>>71256218
>Nah senpai 4 legged dragons are way coole
>it's just difficult to make them look not-retarded
>>71256269
Depends. A Baratheon warrior could either start in Storm's End or Dragonstone.
>>71256222
>charge ahead of your men with a small cavalry force against a large one because you're the most amazingest player of all time and all that
>horse dies instantly, have to run back to your infantry/archers like a pussy before their cavalry finish you off
feelsbadman
>>71256318
the sept of baelor burns and hs, loras and margaery die
tommen throws himself off a window
jon is proclaimed king in the north
we get the tower scene with the baby but don't hear what the promise is
>>71256218
>4 legged dragons look cool
>posts picture of retarded looking Lisa Frank painting
>>71256256
not showing Euron's glorious cock
>>71256373
Just because it worked for Jon Snow, you think it'd work for you?
>>71256255
Look guys i found a retard!
>>71256035
>4 legged dragons look dmb as shit
what a stupid opinion, you should probably consider suicide
>>71256330hot
>>71256255
What's your point?
>>71256348
>two legged dragon with front claws attacked to wings
>"let's just make them move like bats"
>four legged dragon
>"uuhhhh...."
Not impossible, just requires more work
>>71256256
killing bran
Imagine you finally finish customizing a character, assigning attributes and skill points, and create a Baratheon warrior. You do your first quest, run back to the quest NPC, turn a corner and bump into Renly Baratheon, who gives you head with no problem
>>71255995
>sansa complains jon didn't let her talk strategy at the war table
>she was standing there the whole time and could have spoke up
>"okay well whaddya got?"
>"d-don't do what he wants"
>battle starts
>nearly everyone on Jon's side slaughtered
>knights of vale magically ride over the hill just at the last minute
>sansa could have told jon to wait for like a half hour for reinforcements to show
>literally her fault all those people died
>>71255604
Adding a roll for this.
>>71255701
Because it wouldn't really work as an rpg it's not High Fantasy like LOTR were things can be twisted to fit into the lore.
GoT has some grounding in reality and would only make sense as a Action Adventure, A strategy game, or Story heavy game like TT (But not as shitty)
>>71256331
Nah im still torening, im just disappointed now, but if i actually paid for this shit, man i would be furious!
>>71256386
Thats going to be a final scene kind of thing. Like Boogie Nights.
>>71256331
one of the directors even said after the outrage over sansa's rape D&D changed and are basically too pussy to do anything controversial or the the SJWs might hate anymore.
>>71256412
So you can't
heh, kys
>>71256318
oh and the mountain heems septa unella
>>71253609
I would have sex with that girl. Like right now!!!!
>>71256422
bran will outlive everybody, only jonfags are delusional enough to think he's not endgame
>>71255339
>Best End
>Dany dany dany dany
Should've stopped reading after the first Dany really.
>>71256413
You a furry? I've never met anyone over the age of ten that unironically liked that movie and was not also a furry.
>>71256460
Given a similar combat system to Chivalry, for example, and a good morality system, plus a few other interesting concepts, it could make for a good RPG.
>>71256499
i think youre confusing that movie with zootopia...
>>71256492
In the books, yes. In the show...Well, unfortunately he has apenis. That basically marks him for death.
>>71256473
Obviously. If the SJWs cancelled their subs they'd be left with us torrenting every episode. They have to listen to them
>>71255701
>>71256460
If you want a GOP game, just play ROTK.
>>71256408
I had to find out if I was Azor Anon.
Turns out, I'm not.
>>71256519
Nope, furries love How to Train YourBadDragon.
>>71256331
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/02/game-of-thrones-sansa-stark-rape
>Last May, Game of Thrones drew the ire of fans with a scene so gratuitously violent for Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner) that some audience members, including Senator Claire McCaskill, swore off the HBO drama entirely. Others, including V.F.’s resident Game of Thrones expert Joanna Robinson, expressed their outrage with articulate arguments dissecting the scene (which was an invention of the show’s writers and not George R. R. Martin) and its irrelevance. Although the episode’s director went on to defend the plot point, the audience outcry was so strong that G.O.T.’s show-runners are reportedly changing their approach towards the upcoming sixth season.
How was it gratuitously violent? They don't even show anything but Sansa's face.
>>71255970
>>71256031
GRRM said he made his dragons two-legged because he thought it made more sense biologically, as nothing above the realm of bugs has both wings and 4+ legs.
>>71256530
Then again we will be the ones buying the games, figurines and merchandise if it doesn't go SJW.
Women and normies don't buy merchandise nor play vidya.
I ship Bran x Tommen
>>71256527
>Well, unfortunately he has a penis. That basically marks him for death.
Yeah but his dick doesn't work, so he's safe.
>>71255339
That is fucking retarded.
Bran is azor ahi. Meera is nissa nissa. Meera is also jon's twin. The last descendant of the north and the first men (ice) and the last descendant of the targs (fire).
Everyone else is fighting for petty power while bran and meera fall even more deeply in love fighting actual evil. Bran will sacrifice his love for neverending warg, thereby making him a god but forever alone.
>>71256566
>Others, including V.F.’s resident Game of Thrones expert Joanna Robinson, expressed their outrage
>Joanna Robinson
i honestly dont care what that cunt has to say about anything.
>>71256531
Game is comfy as fuck. All my friends had this game and we'd all co-op
>>71256530
I sub to HBO and if CIA dies I'm cancelling.
>>71256473
They do know that Littlefinger isn't real, right? And that he is clearly an antagonist and will no doubt end up in a lot of trouble in the long term? You have to give the antagonists some victories, otherwise they will seem incompetent.
>>71256613
Doesn't matter. No stronk vagina, no right to life.
>>71254744
Same episode won the writing emmy
>>71256617
wouldn't even be mad
imagine the jon and danyfag tears
>>71256630
Me too.
>>71256612
I would do this if only they ever had any interaction to base it off of.
>>71256613
That's actually a matter of some debate around here.
>>71256566
They probably didn't even watch it. I'm personally of the opinion that unless they're plot-related, rape scenes mught as well be left out, but I also would love to see if they put in even grosser and outright rape just to spite these dangerhair fucks.
>>71256603
That doesn't stop game developers from pandering to the latest social fads.
>>71256588
It doesn't make sense biologically to be capable of flight whilst weighing a ton, nor does the ability to spew fireballs
>>71255854
>When the pot brownies kick in.
>>71256630
I'm half-expecting some /tv/ autist will crash a Cessna into HBO's building if Littlefinger dies.
>>71256671
In one of Bran's chapters in ACoK he remembers Tommen fondly from his visit
>>71256527
no working penis makes you an honorary girl
its why grey worm varys and theon are still kicking
>>71256617
Please no, Meera is such a boring character. All she's good for now is dragging Bran around since Hodor did his job.
>>71256617
>>71256660
this isn't an out-there theory at all. if Bran needs to make a sacrifice to a Heart Tree to warg a dragon it will even fulfill the prophecy.
>>71255970
Reminder no one cares. You're worse than the magazine/clip autists
>>71256204
You're actually wrong about that. Personally I agree that 4 legged dragons are the coolest, but there's no reason for this autistic adamant stance so many people seem to have that they are the only types of dragons that can be called dragons. Dragons have been portrayed in a lot of different ways throughout history.
>>71256603
That's implying the Fat Man wants to license any vidya. He doesn't need the money.
>>71256566
>But everyone was talking about Sansa Stark’s violent wedding night and whether the brutal world of Game of Thrones had finally gone too far. According to Podeswa, creators Dan Weiss and David Benioff are listening and have changed their approach accordingly
>while Podeswa defends his direction of Sansa’s wedding night, he also says Weiss and Benioff “were responsive to the discussion and there were a couple of things that changed as a result.
>"The show depicts a brutal world where horrible things happen. They did not want to be too overly influenced by that (criticism) but they did absorb and take it in and it did influence them in a way."
D&D being weak shits confirmed. CIA dying next episode when it wasn't the original plan confirmed. I hate everyone.
>>71256566
Ramsay did worse things to Theon. It was a plot point to build Ramsay as a monster, they weren't glorifying rape.
I know I'll get fedore pics but women really do ruin everything, art isn't allowed to imitate reality anymore
>>71256617
if bran really ended up being the most important character by the end after being a "who?" since season 2 that would be the greatest and most hilarious thing ever
>>71256714
I actually wish they'd been raised together. A Stark and Lannister friendship would have been beneficial to the realm.
>>71256682
It's not as much pandering as it is the video game business (and most other entertainment) being infested by college campus justice warrior type characters, they make everything about women, minorities and gays/trannies in order to further their own agenda
>>71256256
I think the show is absolute shit desu but I can't think of anything that would make me stop watching it.
I mean I still post on /got/ and all so I'd hear about it constantly anyway, not much point. If I'm gonna rage about things, might as well know exactly what it is.
>>71256204
>>71255970
it's literally an uncanny valley issue. when you animate a 4 legged dragon it automatically looks horrible because there is no IRL model of a creature who moves like that for our brains to use. they only work in static images.
>>71256733
why would he need to make a sacrifice to warg a dragon?
>>71255547
Where is this implied?
>>71256824
Aerys supposedly took liberties with Tywin's wife once.
>>71256771
But that was guy-on-guy violence, so it's okay. Violence is only bad if it affects wimminz.
>>71255547
Jaime is told that he reminds his aunt of Tywin after he breaks the riverrun seige. stop posting
>>71256812
That's bullshit and you know it. Games and movies have had those kinds of dragons before and it looked fine.
>>71256812
Four legged dragons in vidya and cartoons look fine, CGI animators just take the easy route
>>71256824
Jamie and Cersie are Targs
>>71256781
Bran was almost sent to Kings Landing to be fostered by the baratheon/lannisters and make friends with Joffrey. that no doubt would have ended badly.
fall or no fall bran was still gonna get fucked up
>>71256256
Not much...
I've made my peace long ago with the idea that all the plebs characters will win.
But Sansa killing LF or 'stealing' the Vale armies for herself might just do it. Think that's about the only thing.
The only character I really care about now is Jaime, but I don't think him dying would be bad. Like Stannis, at least they'd stop butchering him.
>>71256771
I'm a woman and I agree with you. Most women are ruining the series by wanting it to pander to them and not have ANYTHING that might "trigger" them.
how much would you pay to see this happen?
>>71256715
>no working penis
Proof? The fact that he has never pissed or shat down Hodor's back in either the books or the show would lead me to believe he does not have a full spinal column seperation. If that is the case, he would still be able to have sex.
What evidence is there to the contrary? One line if dialogue Ned mused to himself from a thousand leagues away? Cool story, bro.
>>71256843
at his wedding night
if he had fucked her it would have been common knowledge
and even if he did, tywin's children were fathered much later, when joanna was already back at the Rock
>>71256881
Isn't Dany's fall kind of a big part of the story? They couldn't possibly have her come out on top in the end right?
>>71256812
1/10 only because you got me to reply
>>71256893
>I'm a woman
prove it
>>71256893
>I'm a woman
C A L I
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>>71256721
Ellie Kendrick is a qt though.
>>71256770
Didn't dnd say that same bullshit after cersei/jaime fucking on joffrey's corpse.
they love the controversy, it's free promotion
http://grrm.livejournal.com/327410.html?thread=17900786#t17900786
>GRRM - According to the rules of heraldry, dragons have four legs and wyverns two, yes. But have you ever seen a heraldic "seahorse?" Heralds didn't know crap about biology.
>Now, there are no actual dragons, to be sure. But there are bats, and there are birds, and once upon a time there were pterodactyls. Those are the models to use when designing a dragon. No beast in nature has four legs AND wings.
>Besides, the best dragon ever shown on film, Vermithrax Perjorative, has two legs and two wings.
>My dragons have two legs.
>mars_5 - In a recent Q&A, you said that you might add other mythical creatures in future books, including wyverns. How will you differentiate wyverns from dragons if your dragons are already technically wyverns?
>GRRM - Wyverns don't breathe fire.
>>71256900
Nothing. I don't watch negro pornography.
>>71256878
True, it would have been bad all around. Tommen clearly suffered emotional trauma from Joffrey, but no physical assault was ever displayed that I saw. Bran's of the North, a few insults and threats wouldn't break him. Granted, when he inevitably fought back and got the ire of the Queen, that would have been bad.
>>71256660
I have had this theory since book 3 but the new season makes me think it is solid as fuck. Of course jon is ryghar and lyana's. Grrm doesn't even try to hide that since book one. The shocker will be that meera was a twin.
And bran is quite obviously the most gifted person in the story. And the starks are obviously the first men while the reeds are cof.
The only thing I can't figure out is how bran will "plunge his burning blade through her chest to quench the fire". I don't see how they will do it. But it will happen and i will be sad. Meera is the only character i like.
>>71256919
Wait, are you saying that that is a real creature, or that it does not look retarded? Neither is true.
So has anything this season caused controversy like there was last season?
>>71256919
looks like a bee hovering. fucking terrible.
>>71256744
>>71256946
Why keep making this stupid criticism when there are so many legitimate criticisms to make?
>>71253627
How do you do this every time.
>>71257028
they're autistic scalies who can't function without forcing their disturbing fetish into every facet of their lives
>>71256946
GRRM should make his wyrvens 4-legged just to fuck with the autists
>>71256969
Tommen is also his brother. I dont think Joffrey has any fondness for the Starks and would probably do worse to Bran than just threats and insults because hes a sadist and would have gotten away with it.
Hey im a girl. Can i join
Heres my pic
Im a good girl.
>>71256927
it's just puppyfu calm down brad
>>71256980
>plunging his burning blade through her chest
Obviously an euphemism for a titfuck.
>>71256864
>in vidya and cartoons look fine
if something is stylized it automatically isn't as effected by the uncanny valley effect - that's literally part of the concept.
you can have cartoons of animals talking without issue but it still looks worse if you try to make it photorealistic and realistic.
>>71256980
Okay, but what makes you think that Meera isn't a trueborn Reed? Has there been any indication towards that?
If you could serve any House in Westeros, which would it be? Mormont reporting.
>>71256780
That is the whole point showfag. You care about retarded shit that doesn't matter when the opening scene of the show and books id the fact that zombies are coming to kill everyone.
>>71257086
that's no reason to calm down
>>71257091
Dragonheart tried to do the photorealistic thing and it looked fine in that too.
>>71257078
I don't want a good girl, I want the bad pussy
>>71257003
So far no, not really. up to episode 9 all the stories this season basicly took us back to where we ended last season. A battle in the north, meereen in chaos, cersei awaiting trail...ect. Next episode looks to have some controversial stuff happening.
>>71257112
House Dayne of Starfall
>>71256657
What about theon then?
>>71257069
Point, and with Bran's warg powers at their weakest that far from the North, bad things would be bound to happen. Although him warging Joff into suicide would be great.
>>71257078
hello m'lady :)
welcome to /got/ general haha
>>71256918
in the books, maybe.
on the show? the big part of the story is WISH FULFILLMENT : THE STORY.
Does Davos now know/suspect that Melisandre burned Shireen? Was that what he noticed when he went for the walk?
>>71256923
kek no. i've posted my pic before, not doing it every time some autist doesn't believe i'm a girl.
>>71257181
HE JUST KNOWS
On what autism level does one need to be to really fight for the "Dragons have to look like this and have these number of limbs "
Im saying one has to be high end chrischan level autist to care so much that
>They need to post pics
>Post articles
>Try to convince people to never use the word dragon unless they say its fitting
>>71257140
it looked bad and the movie bombed.
>>71256373
>cut down forty men with my greatsword
>get BTFO by a lance out of nowhere
>>71257112
Martell obviously.
>>71257181
Shireen's toy that Davos gave to her.
>>71253609
I crave the bad pussy
>>71256930
I hope you're right but idk.
>“We were aware ahead of time that it was going to be disturbing but we did not expect there would be people in Congress talking about it,” Game of Thrones director Jeremy Podeswa said.
This was bigger than the Cersei rape scene because people love Sansa and don't really give a fuck about Cersei.
>>71257207
You are entitled to your own opinion even if it's wrong.
>>71257050
>>71257028
because i am neckbeard who plays Dungeons and Dragons and other shit like that and i have been taught all my life waht is dragon, dragonkin and wyvern, now this fatty tells me "NO SON YOU ARE WRONG"
No mister you are full of shit! My 52 level Paladin will destroy your demon tongue with righteous fury! Prepare your saving throws! BITCH!
>>71257109
Just that she is the same age as jon. It is the shocker that was planned.
If you think i'm wrong ok. But i am telling you bran is the savior. And meera is his nissa.
>>71255441
Different anon, but you're probably the most autistic person in this thread, off yourself plz
>>71255644
He's an admitted /got/ poster mongoloid.
>>71257350
I would agree with you if dragons have actually been portrayed one way in all the mythology that D&D borrows from but it irks me that a fellow fantasy game autist hasn't investigated the origins of these mythical concepts enough to realize the dragon wyvern drama is total bullshit.
I JUST FIGURED THIS OUT
>Jon is believed to be a Targaryen
>Targaryens are known to have platinum white hair
>of all the dire wolves, Jon's is pure white
>Jon's dire wolf represents the fact that he is both stark, a dire wolf, and a Targaryen, platinum white
Pottery
>>71257016
>fantasy creature moves like a fantasy creature
>has clutches to catch prey unlike the retarded "wyvern" design
End yourself
>>71257058
>multilayered bait
