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>>71121489
azor STANNIS
>>71123856
Azor Jon
>>71123856
what do you think happened in that tent?
Fuck, 60 minute episodes?
Which ones canon? Is there anything I can skip to make this feasible to watch?
>>71123856
Could've at least made it a real GoT image m8
>>71123856
Are they recreating Brokeback Mountain?
>>71123856
So Tommens going to die right?
imagine being so degenerate as to lust over an underaged british jewish boy
imagine your father finding out about your sickness
>>71123965
I wish
Sansafags on suicide watch
>>71123961
If you're a casul who came hete after watching Cleganebowl I'd suggest wat hing everything from Season 1.
OBLIG STANNIS CAMEO
>>71123982
What's wrong with being jewish now?
OP I stan you
>So I asked Jon to forgive me for almost getting him and all his men killed, and he actually did it, the absolute madman
>>71123856
There's no reason you couldn't have posted this in the general.
>>71123963
LOL why would they do that?
>>71123963
>I'm team mindless bad guy
edgy
So whats Euron going to do next episode (if he does show up) or next season? Are Yara and Theon fucked?
>>71123856
I thought you all were just being retarded with the Isaac and Dean stuff but I'm convinced now
>>71124049
This is the general idiot
>>71124072
ıs my cock exquisite? oh, cos ı think it's fucking exquisite. ı think it's a fucking work of art.like a renoir. or a picasso. the painting of my cock should hang at the louvre. they should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses, studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don't you think?
they should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature. my cock is hard. ıt's metal, it's steel, ıt does not break. ıt does not weaken. my cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors. ıf my cock could win a medal, it would. ıf they could name a school after it, it should.
ıf it could save small somali children from starving, it would and should, and it'll have a nobel fucking peace prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.
my nobel prize-winning cock's like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly. sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is. poems, plays. wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.
my cock is lightning. ıt is fire. ıt is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava... sugar and spice and all things...
>>71124060
>Night King
>mindless
>fucking knew Bran would come visit his tree and fuck it up allowing him to kill all the Children, kill the 3 Eyed Raven and soon shatter the Wall
Sure m8
>>71123963
>the night's king tears off bran's arm and throws a hail mary over the wall, defeating the magic barrier
cap this
>>71123975
Seeing how much of a passive cuck he is, maybe not.
Perhaps he'll just give the throne to Danny.
>>71124027
Jon did a good enough job getting his men killed all by himself, he doesn't need to point thelittlefinger at sansa.
>>71124072
>Theon
He mught survive the battle, but he won't survive the barrage of cock jokes that will follow after Tyrion learns that Theon was castrated. And neither will the audience.
>>71124072
if D&D maintains some fragment of the greater story (endgame stuff) then Euron will raid the Reach when Dany refuses him. He's supposed to sack Oldtown in TWOW and make it his fortress for the final book.
how do i become a god warrior like Jon?
I'm 6'1", 170lbs, 7" cock
>>71124060
All of the Batman films with Bale were boring. Took themselves way too seriously. I don't even get why ironic memeing of them took off. They're just awful.
Inb4 the last desperate comeback of "well why don't you make a movie that sells as many tickets and DVDs".
>>71124128
Why? Bran will voluntarily cross the Wall and it's threshold himself and Benjen will help him.
All according to keikaku
Is Bear Island the comfiest place in the world?
really dead for such a good episode
>>71124169
Well to be like Jon you've got to die first.
>>71124169
You have to die and be rezz'd by a dutch woman
>>71124166
Holy shit I don't want you to be right, but you are.
>>71124208
>>71124210
where do i find a qt sorceress?
>>71124169
100 push ups,
100 sit ups,
100 squats,
10 km running.
EVERY SINGLE DAY
>>71124169
post pics of cock
Bran is literally Harry Potter of game of thrones, this is his mark and he's the night kings horcrux. Germ please stop ripping off jk Rowling
>>71124163
Telling Jon her insight about Rickon and being honest about Littlefinger and the Vale since the getgo would've helped Jon prevent a lot of deaths.
Dude could've done a much better strategy where even if he charges in, the Vale can still attack from the Bolton's sides or back while Jon hits them from the front
Can a Snow really be King in the North?
>>71123856
Who do they call if one of them accidentally tears the rectum of the other? WHo could get out there in time? How do they explain what happened?
>>71124259
No.
>>71123646
The only reason i've heard people say they got married is because of Ned's conversation with the Kingsguard during his dream in the book.
It plays out almost like a cryptic riddle, with him asking several questions which basically boil down to him wondering why guarding the Tower would be more important to them than either surrendering, fighting with Rhaegar at the Trident, being at the Mad King's side to present Jaime from stabbing him in the back, or more importantly the line which was left out of the show which is Ned asking why they didn't protect the alleged last legitimate heir Viserys when he and the Queen fled to Dragonstone with Willem Darry.
All they tell him is that they had swore a vow to Prince Rhaegar, but the mystery is why that vow should take presedense over these larger important issues. If it was just to protect a bastard it wouldn't make any dramatic sense, so people believe that Rhaegar might have had a second marriage with Lyanna so that child was legitimate.
Polygamy was a thing in Westeros back when Aegon the Conqueror had two wives that were also his sisters. And Rhaegar when he was trying to fulfill the prophecy of Azor Ahai was obsessed with trying to mirror Aegon the Conqueror which is why he named his two other children than Jon as Aegon and Rhaenys. People believe the third head was meant to be Visenya but came out a boy instead, Jon.
Also the kingsguard there were specifically "three" which mirrors the three heads thing as well. Dany has a vision in the House of the Undying where she sees a blue rose petal in a wall of ice and then she sees Rhaegar saying that the dragon has three heads and she wonders who Visenya would be.
Those are the main pieces of "evidence" I've seen put forth. It does require a leap to say Rhaegar had a second marriage or why that would even matter or be recognized by anyone, but thematically it makes sense when you link it all together. Jon still being a bastard makes GRRM's clues pointless.
>>71124259
He can if the Lords in the North are okay with it.
Succession isn't clear cut, even in cases where there's a clear heir like Maegor son of Aerion
>>71124072
>>71124167
Not happening in the show, there's just no way they're gonna bother to introduce the Hightower's to the show or give Euron a plot line based around being a level one million god slaying wizard.
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E09.HDTV.x264-KILLERS[ettv].mkv_snapshot_40.30_[2016.06.22_11.41.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CxtDa2l.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E09.HDTV.x264-KILLERS[ettv].mkv snapshot 40.30 [2016.06.22 11.41.16]")
>>71123856
> meeting direct cavalry charge with direct cavalry charge
> shooting arrows at his own forces
> just looking as both sides break ranks and fight individually while the rest of his forces stand right beside him
> moving the pikemen forward at the very end of the battle
> not being able to notice a fucking army at his doorstep
If anyone actually commanded anti-Bolton forces, just the sixty two Mormont men would be more than sufficient to beat this idiot.
>>71124259
no but a Starg can.
>>71123856
>bradamante thread
>twink thread
Don't know which is worse.
>>71124234
Hungry Skeleton: The Routine.
>>71124259
Can a Snow be lord of House Bolton?
>>71124259
He basically already is, not officially of course. But people believe in him and rally behind him even fookin wildlings.
And the lords in the North will def name him King.
>>71124312
Bradamante to be honest
>>71124312
Bradamante is approximately 10000000x worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wfa-iBgzXA
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Blood and Steel won the North. Not fancy names.
>>71124234
I was impressed by Jon's cardio in the battle desu, then he even barely had time for a breather before he chased Ramsay to Winterfell and beat his ass.
Why was Tyrion so butthurt over Theon calling him Imp five years ago? He makes jokes about people all the time.
>>71123856
...are they even trying to hide it
I WAS RAPED I KNOW MORE
I DON'T KNOW
I WAS RAPED
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>They saved the Stannis reveal for the season finale, probably the last scene
At least D&D did something right
>>71124339
Nah twinks. At least bradamante posts on topic. Twinks just scream about their own faggotry like we don't know faggots exist.
Will Arya appear next ep?
>>71124395
midget memer syndrome
>>71124290
>humid as fuck
>nignogs literally fucking everywhere
They seem chill tho
>Tormund: He didn't torch people or listen to some red witch. I believed in him. I thought he was the man to lead us through the Long Night. But I was wrong just like you.
>Davos: Maybe that was our mistake, believing in kings.
>Tormund: Jon Snow's not a king
They're foreshadowing Jon becoming a king who listens to Melly and burns people aren't they? Hopefully she's the only one getting burned for convincing Stannis to burn Shireen
>>71124183
http://www.strawpoll.me/10361761/
let's have a vote
>>71124452
>wanting Melly to die
>not wanting Jon to go full red god
FAGGOT
>>71124408
The season ends with Daenerys setting sail for Westeros.
>>71124409
Anyone have that screencap of one Anon explaining why Daenerys is given everything without any struggle?
>>71124452
Why did Davos forget he saw a demon in season 2?
>>71124452
>They're foreshadowing Jon becoming a king who listens to Melly and burns people aren't they? Hopefully she's the only one getting burned for convincing Stannis to burn Shireen
I got the exact opposite message from that. Pretty sure your opinion is just your pathetic bias showing
>>71124408
Stannisfags. never change
>>71124467
that's a lot of votes
>>71124409
Bradamante is much worse m8.
Dude's like jonautist, makes early threads, ban evades like crazy, wants attention and if he doesn't like you or your thread, he'll report you and everyone he can to get it deleted and you all banned
>>71124467
no contest, the vale is literally switzerland
>>71124399
>JON YOU HAVE TO HELP ME SAVE RICKON
>Jon, fuck Rickon, where's Ramsey
>JON YOU AREN'T LISTENING TO ME ABOUT THE BATTLE
>Jon, why are you asking me about the battle? I don't know anything about the battle
>CIA I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP
>CIA please come help
>BRIENNE I TRUST YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BOUNCED AROUND TO FOUR DIFFERENT MASTERS INCLUDING OUR MORTAL ENEMY
>Jon, you can't trust Davos, he used to follow another guy that helped you out
>>71124467
TEAM ASSHAI
>>71124536
yeah but he's our autist
>>71124513
>Why did Davos forget he saw a demon in season 2?
Why do you think he forgot it? Nothing implies or even alludes to that.
>>71124363
I find Yanks parodying Scottish and Irish accents hilarious, as I find them much, much easier to understand.
t. ESL master race
>>71124072
Euron's forces will battle with Yara's, Euron will kill Yara in front of Theon. Theon will be forced to take the lead of the Ironborn against Euron, cue character development where Theon gets his courage back and ends up defeating Euron and redeeming his reputation.
>>71124562
I never claimed that shitstain.
>>71124312
Forgot your trip Braddo
>>71124517
Well he's clearly becoming a king next episode and leaks confirm it.
And Melly serves the Lord of Light who resurrected Jon to get him to do all this shit and continue the fight against the Walkers so he might not kill her.
>>71124580
>ESL
literally what
>>71124544
She's just like any other woman. She doesn't know what the fuck she wants.
Jon is a retard and Sansa an imbecile
>>71124600
english second language
>>71124586
or did you?
final episode leaked yet?
>>71124600
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=esl
>>71124600
English Scottish Lirish
>>71124617
Yeah but at least Jon is going to be a retard king
>>71124627
I'm so sorry
>>71124617
She's an imbecile who just managed to sell torn up and used pussy for an entire army.
>>71124536
Lucky I'm not a twink attention whore that feels validated by making completely redundant threads then, huh?
Nothing you said makes me believe on topic posting is worse than off topic attention whoring, which is ALL the twinks do.
So if Soapy had her way, which lady would Sansa end up with?
>>71124642
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=esl
Am I the only one that feels like this shot is underrated?
Hey guys, what are the three best Total War game?
>>71124376
Pretty rockin', senpai.
desu this season has been great so far, my only problems is the dumb plot with the high sparrow, they hyped up some juicy plot for 6 episodes and ultimately it ended with tommen bitching out, and the arya stuff from episode 8 was everything GoT should not be, it was disgraceful. It feels like a kick in the nuts when they dumb down for the normies who just want tits and dragons. A song of ice and fire is a work of art and shouldn't be subject to the vice of "ratings".
>>71124693
It was good.
>>71124701
medieval 2
rome
warhammer
>>71124668
His brand of autism will get /got/ banned m8, just like jonautist and marcus, that's much worse
>>71124693
> cheap CGI
No, thank you.
Then again, the whole episode was cheap CGI. How the fuck can you have $10m per episode and still keep fucking up?
>>71124259
The king is whoever has the backing of all the banner-men. If all the banner-men call him the King in the North, as the leaks for next episode say, then is he not the king?
>>71124672
Arya, right?
>>71124650
I am not.
>>71124376
That felt very "satisfying" for some reason
So what do we know happens this episode/think happens
Cersei guilty
Arya uses faceless men voodoo to put on some face Walder Frey would know and kills him
Jon has melisdandre imprisoned I guess
Dany flies to westeros
Kevan and Pycelle get killed by Varys little expedition so that Dany doesn't have anyone particular to face off against
Hopefull hound doing something
Tommen kills himself when Cersei has the city incinerated
I feel like walkers tearing down the wall or atleast attacking it would be a good end scene
>>71124409
Branposters are present regardless of what image comes first, but they are usually content to post pictures of their boyfu and be done with it. Bradamante, on the other hand, got an entire thread's worth of people b& because they refused to play in his thread. He also derails discussions by pushing /got/s buttons and being an all around obnoxious twat. Branposters are an annoyance, but Bradamante is LEAGUES worse.
>>71124737
You blind, nigga? That episode looked fantastic, and in fact most of the best shots weren't even CGI. The cavalry charge for example was completely real. That shit is guaranteed an emmy or two.
>>71124709
>tommen bitching out,
As opposed to being Cersei's tool? I think he's done everything right in his time as King. He's a better king than anyone alive could be and better than anyone who's ruled in the last hundred years.
>>71124617
Jon has a really bad temper problem. Add on the PTSD and depression from finding out there isn't an afterlife, and you get a person who makes retarded decisions.
Hopefully he will cool his head (har) by refocusing on the White Walkers.
>>71124743
>>71124338
>>71124322
>>71124311
>>71124298
Would he change his name to Stark?
>>71124819
They opened the cages while the dogs were asleep.
I just got caught up.
How did /tv/ react to that fucking retarded horror movie chase with Arya? The following episode redeemed it but that might've been one of the dumbest things I've yet to see on this show.
>>71124841
He should for legitimacy.
But he is a Targaryen.
>>71124668
You are aware that a general thread is a general thread regardless of what picture gets posted first, right? Like, this thread is not specifically dedicated to Isaac and Dean. That's the whole fucking point of a general thread, spergo.
Why did Jon fight with a mormont sword and a mormont shield?
>>71124729
Yeah right and the twinks shitposting Bran everywhere won't? Just a couple of hours ago I saw a thread in the catalogue that was a pure branfag thread.
>>71124305
Why didn't they just assassinate Ramsay at the parlay before the battle? He's the last Bolton so if he dies his entire regime evaporates. Most likely the Umbers and Karstarks go to war with eachothers over who rules the Norther.
Or in the beast case scenario Sansa/Jon becomes the defacto liege.
Oh right
>MUH HONOR
>>71124322
>Jon gets named king
>Sansa buttblasted that she wasn't named Queen even though she has done nothing of worth
Post yfw
>>71124841
I don't see that happening to be honest. With Bran and maybe Benjen if he doesn't leave again and that still leaves Swamp man, to reveal his real parents.
I think he's quicker to take the Targ name than Stark also out of respect for Ned. Rheagar might be his real father, but Ned raised him as his own. And Jon is more like Ned than Robb, Bran or Rickon ever were.
>>71124894
hes a pedophile and wants to have sex with loli bear.
i cant believe you didnt realize he was a pedo. ffs they SHOW him fucking that little redheaded boy
>>71124701
Shogun 2
Medieval 2
Warhammer
>>71124860
They could've added a scene where the waif walks after he with the faces of people she knows, like Eddard, Robb, Meryn Trant without eyes, the butchers boy, Gendry, etc
I dunno how they would get their faces but would be cool imotbqh
>>71124876
I doubt he'll ever know, unless you believe in that LF spoiler. Besides, he was raised as a Stark.
>>71124894
Because Mormonts are true Stark Loyalists and its all clever imagery
BRAVO DABEED.
>>71124841
I can see that happening yes.
That said, I wonder what he will decide to do when he learns he actually might be a true born Targ. He has no emotional connection to them, but if that is his actual birth name it might behoove him to use it.
>>71124013
lol
>>71124818
> That shit is guaranteed an emmy or two.
For an absolutely horrendous battle? Well, it's not like I ever respected the institution.
>>71124929
How? Both sides had their guards and were pretty far apart, if either side tried anything the other would just casually ride back to their massive army.
>>71124936
>she has done nothing of worth
She saved Jon and his entire army
>>71124918
>Branposting has been a staple of /got/ ever since there has been a /got/
Yeah, I'm sure that Branposting is gonna get /got/ banned any minute now.
>>71124894
I never knew that was their words, make the scene where Jorah stops viserys from stealing a bit better
>tfw barely on first episode of third season
Guys, I can watch a season and a half a day. I think I'll catch up with everyone else before Sunday's episode. Don't spoil things for me.
>>71124543
>the vale
>not wales
negro
>>71124984
>absolutely horrendous battle
I can't tell if you really, genuinely believe that or you're just being contrarian because it's /tv/.
>>71124860
Even the normies thought it was stupid.
It was just the best example of D&D using what will look cool over what actually makes sense.
Consider the following: The waif cuts Arya in her attack, but not deeply. Arya barely dodges the second one, then begins to run. Chase scene ensues, ends with the Waif getting off-screened. Still shit, but much less of a fucking waste of time.
>>71124989
after allowing them to nearly die by withholding information? nice of her
I wanna eat Bran's boypussy
>>71125027
Don't waste your life. It's fucking garbage
>>71124976
he will know. it is a kind of revelation that can not be left aside.
>>71124762
You just described why you guys are pathetic, not why bradamante is bad. And twinks don't stop. They post and post their faggotry until someone finally responds, then they post some more. These threads would still be shit without bradamante, but without twinks it would at least not have so much off topic, pointless shitposting.
>sansa finally got bred after 3 betrothals
it was about time friends
do you think they'll give her a little baby bump in ep10 or are we going to need to wait until s7?
>>71124940
>take the Targ name
>out of respect for ned????
I might need help with you thought process there.
>>71124980
>it was the dragons we bowed to
Jon would probably adopt his mothers name though as he is the most stark of all his siblings
>>71124452
>yfw they burn Salsa
>>71125067
the only thing that matters now is whether or not sansa shows her tits
the character has literally no other utility anymore
>>71125051
Jon is a chauvinistic pig
He wouldn't listen to her
>>71124701
probably this
>>71124728
I haven't played Warhammer yet, but I own every other TW game save Napoleon
Shogun a shit, it's babbies first TW. It has the lowest unit variety and the factions are all similar. (a product of the smaller scale setting)
>>71124544
>watch the video on youtube that the official GoT team put up
>"I think Sansa has had the worst time of anyone on the show right now."
>Jon literally stabbed to death by his own men
>Theon castrated, brainwashed, and partially flayed
>Robb shot dead while his mother, wife, and unborn child were killed in front of him. Then decapitated and paraded around the Twins
>Sansa gets raped a few times
I understand that it's traumatizing but many more people in the show, not even main characters, have had it worse than her.
>>71125060
Is it really? Should I jus read the season summaries on the Wiki?
>>71125064
Bradamante detected
>>71124892
Wow really?? Holy fuck man, thanks for telling me!
I'm so so sorry, faggots. I seriously thought this was a branfag thread despite the title. Please accept my extremely facetious apology!
>>71125039
Tell me that I didn't make good points (>>71124305). It was an awful battle and it had way too much CGI in it.
>>71125143
Pro tip: don't listen to people's opinions on 4chan, most of them will tell you everything is terrible
>>71124760
We know:
>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, Pycelle, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(final scene of the season)
>Arya kills Walder Frey and makes Frey pies
>Jon is named King in the North by the Northern lords, Manderly gives a speech that convinces them all
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
>>71124376
Thought this was going to be cheesy shit. It was good shit
>>71125064
Okay, we are all aware that you are Bradamante. You can feel free to stop. Twink posters aren't looking for a response from the general community. We don't fucking care. Typically we talk amongst ourselves about who we think is cute. We don't give a shit about you or your opinions, so please feel free to ignore us.
>>71124989
Baelish did. It wasn't her army, wasn't her decision, and she didn't even want them in the first place. No one wants to follow Sansa because she has done nothing but exist for 5 years. She hasn't proven herself diplomatically, militarily, or even politically.
>>71125062
I don't put much faith in the show, or books, anymore. Not going to bitch or complain, but I read so many better theories on here and WotW than what makes it out.
I hope he will know. It'd be a great moment in terms of this guy that has battled with his identity all life, only to find out he has the greatest fookin name you could stumble upon. What would you or I do with that? More interestingly, what would he do with that?
>>71125184
wow what a shit finale, i bet theres gonna be an uplifting daeneris tune in the end
>>71125143
First three seasons are decent. The rot sets in the fourth. Anything that made it interesting was thrown out the window for cheap repetitive plotlines, silly gimmicky cliffhangers and screwing over over decent characters.
>>71125143
Dont listen to that anon, its great. But avoid these threads till you catch up
>>71125169
So you are attempting to mock me by completely contradicting the thing you just said. Good post.
>>71125184
>Final scene is dany again
>not a lone white raven in pycelles window.
>arya making frey pies
>jon named king
Oh god its all awful
>>71125064
Dude shut the fuck up. You're the one keeping this stupid shit up. Your comments are more off topic than anything else, though I guess you're too stupid to catch on to that irony
>>71125130
The worst part about Theon is that he was enmasculated, not castrated.
He still has sexual urges, he just cannot fulfill them.
At least castrated men don't have strong sexual urges, but can fuck anyway.
Poor Theon.
Alfie is a great actor btw, best between the young.
>>71125130
It's all her fault too
She threw away her life cuz she wanted Joffrey
Tyrion offered help she didn't take
LF could've smuggled Her out sooner but she refused
Gets her aunt killed and testifies against her because reasons
Marries Ramsay on purpose
It's like that picture of a girl showing her tits then crying about people touching her
>>71125162
Wow Sherlock here got me guys. THE JIG IS UP
>>71125221
>he has the greatest fookin name you could stumble upon
How the fuck is that the greatest name?
>mfw my entire purpose for the show has been burning sandniggers
>>71125221
unite the seven kingdoms,
fook the others in arse,
shag dany like there is no tomorrow
>>71125279
I really wish you would drop dead
>>71125271
Agreed, Arya shouldn't even know how to make a pie.
LOTR edition
https://youtu.be/YXpPOyVizcE
>>71125106
>He wouldn't listen to her
Huh? He was like "ok what is it, tell me"
Nevermind she didn't say shit during the war counsel.
>>71125272
This is a twink thread, it doesn't matter.
>>71125096
I can just see it going both ways with the reasoning for each. It depends on who all finds out about his parentage. There would not doubt be powers that be (i.e. Littlefinger) that could try to convince him to use the Targaryen name.
Not only that, but if Cersei really does burn down the sept, Tyrells, High Sparrow, and Kings Landing, and if Tommen really does an hero, power mongers (again,. Littlefinger) could try to use Jon as a way of climbing the LADDA.
As for Jon himself, 99% sure he'd want to use the Stark name, but i could see him being convinced that he can rally far more troops against the White Walkers with the Targaryen name.
Why is everything in Essos so fucking awful?
>>71125235
How would you make it better?
>>71125282
Targaryen is the greatest name in westeros. you can't deny it.
>>71125328
>Still has no idea how a general thread works
How's about you start sperging out on everyone in this thread that isn't talking about twinks? I mean, like you said, this is a twink thread, right?
>>71125235
Final track on the soundtrack on Pandora.
>>71125318
Great now im fucking crying anon
The only good thing this entire season is the return of The Hound and the Brotherhood Without Banners.
Prove me wrong.
>>71125357
No whites
>>71124894
he gon marry lil mormont
someone post the fat daenerys
>>71125425
Dragons
>>71125453
thats illegal
>>71125328
And here's a non-twink thread.
>>71121521
Have fun.
>>71125425
This season has largely been fine, with the real exception of the Arya sections of ep. 7 and all of ep. 8.
It also follows the general rule set in season 5, that if you skip all of the Dany scenes the season rapidly improves.
>Bear Island knows no king but the King in the North, whose name is STARK.
>elects a SNOW
bravo
>>71125517
>muh semantics
the autism is strong with this one
>>71125483
Nah, they're fucking awful and corny af.
>>71125425
>Jaime in Lannister armor
>Bronn
>Stannis confirmed dead
>all of the minor plotholes spergs on /got/ complain about
>fucking the tits off that one
>finally skipping over Dany scenes
I had some moments I enjoyed
>>71125508
One of the Lannister cousin's married a literal baby. They can wed, they just can't bed yet.
>>71125483
The camerawork is so fucking weird in this shot... why the random zoom
>>71125425
I didn't mind last episodes battle 6.5/10 overall for me but yeah I was almost fooled into thinking some of the original writing would return after the hound/brotherhood interactions. The crown/sept saga was ok as well but wasn't near fleshed out enough. I feel they have to many arcs competing for screen time.
>Gee i wonder why that captcha failed.
>I've only loved one woman in my entire life...your sister.
Holy shit I'm dying
>>71125581
>they just can't bed yet.
deal breaker for jon
are we getting shut down again for the off season?
how long do we get after the finale?
what are you going to do when the series is over? do you have what it takes to /who/?
>“They say the king gives justice and protects the weak.” She started to climb off the rock, awkwardly, but the ice had made it slippery and her foot went out from under her. Jon caught her before she could fall, and helped her safely down.
>Alys knelt before him, clutching the black cloak. “You are my only hope, Lord Snow. In your father’s name, I beg you. Protect me.”
>>71125514
>This season has largely been fine
It really hasn't though. The pace has been incredibly slow, nothing really interesting has happened aside from North of the Wall, Benji/Coldhands and the White Walker stuff.
Everything else has been utterly pointless and boring.
>>71125615
im taking it to /lit/
>>71124176
Dark Knight was fine
>>71125615
I feel this general will go to shit in a fortnight. The mods will see that and probably scrap it then.
>>71125615
100% chance the redditmods will shut us down.
>>71125548
>yfw you're reminded that cgi also requires complex machines that also cost a gorrillian dollars in addition to the price of the cgi itself
oh yeah. so that's why all the costumes went to shit.
>>71125655
ASOIAF is banishéd on /lit/
>>71125548
why the flying fuck wouldn't they just use a CGI dany too??????????
>>71125582
The first time I saw that little move was on Battlestar. It seemed cool at the time.
>>71124176
it tried to take itself seriously for a reason. it did not want to be on the same bat channel and the same bat time.
>>71125708
thats what they think
they cant stop me
>>71125679
>jaime's boss armor
>shit
>(You)
>>71125615
We'll have to take it to /b/. /b/ has to take in outlaws and rejects. They're the Australia of the Internet.
Just saw this week's episode
It's remarkable how simple and basic the dialogue on this show has become. It can't have always been this bad can it? Also the exposition is so fucking by-the-book and basic. Absolutely fantastic special effects this week, the battle was one of the finest I've ever seen on television, but the worst parts of this show are when the inferior actors (Harrington, Turner, Clarke) are forced to plod their way clumsily through the hackneyed dialogue. Just keep your mouths shut and look pretty/ride that imaginary dragon Emilia OK?
>>71124259
Whatever happened to Robb's will from the books legitimizing Jon anyway? Would have tied in nicely with the whole Sansa wanting Jon dead theory had they ever bothered to include it in the show
>>71125741
Your better bet might be /gif/. Start saving your images.
>>71125771
i dont think /b/ would take kindly to generals though
lets take it to /vg/ just say its an asoiaf game generalbut we'll know the truth
>>71125582
I noticed that too, it's like they wanted to remind you there was a camera filming it, as if one of the unsullied was actually out there with a camera or something.
>>71125615
I honestly don't know what I'm going to do. There's no point in going on /tv/ for anything but /got/. If I have to go back to the regular board and listen to more Marvel vs DC horseshit I'll fucking shoot myself in the cunt.
>>71124600
wait you really dont know what ESL stands for?
Thanks for admittng you went to all-white schools your entire life, richfag
>>71124977
First the Mormonts gave Jon a sword to defend himself
Now they give him a shield to defend himself
POTTERY BRABO DABID AND DAN
>>71125548
Someone de-watermark this shit
>>71125923
Jeor gave jon the sword to wield in service of the realms of men, not to fuck off to winterfell and play king.
>>71125798
I think they served that purpose when Stannis offered him the name. It was just to tangle something Jon wanted so badly right in front of him.
Also, I'm not buying the Sansa wants Jon dead theory. Not saying it won't happen.
At least in the books Robb legitimizes Jon before dying
We could have had that
>>71125306
>make your life better
>>71125930
>>71126006
glad to see you aren;t filtering me
Why couldn't they just have stuck with her Vale plotline from the books (inb4 "t-t-that's boring!" whiners).
>>71125774
My guess is they've been focus testing the older episodes and the groups are full of dumbasses who keep complaining they don't know what's going on.
>>71125972
Yeah, but using that sword keeps him alive to he can serve the realms of men. If I were Jeor I would have gifted it to Jon too.
>>71124013
kek
>>71126039
Because that would mean creating a whole other court. Too many characters and plotlines for a show
>>71125679
those machines are owned already by the effects company. they weren't bought just for GoT...but still
>>71126039
At some point she will go up North in the books and meet/fuck/marry Jon Snow. They just speed it in the show with a dumb rape plot and making Sansa kind of dumb.
comprehensive episode 10 spoilers where? How about some that arent months old on reddit?
>>71126002
He sets it in motion to legitimise Jon, but it doesn't actually happen because the Red Wedding happened like 30 minutes later.
Only he and Catelyn (IIRC) knew about it and took it to the grave with them.
>>71126042
they just can't write naturally to the characters without heaps of source to back the scene
There's too many tits in this show. Does there a censored version exist?
>>71126148
>muslim
>>71126133
Please don't post when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. He presented it to all his bannermen, including several (Mormont and Glover) who are free.>inb4 "well he could have done anything else" or "b-b-b-but that wasn't a trap!" AWOIAF app confirms it was legitimizing Jon
Just rewatched the battle.
Jon lost a lot fewer men than I thought, and Ramsay's an absolute dumbass.
Jon only lost his cavalry before Tormund got there. Ramsay had lost his cavalry which seemed like they numbered much, much more than Jon's.
Like Ramsay lost at least half his army in the charge, while Jon lost maybe a quarter at best since doubt the wildlings had any of their own horses or knew how to ride horses so those were probably more Mazin and Hornwood men in the charge.
If Wun Wun had just broken the shield shit or not let them set it up in the first place, Jon could've had a good chance of winning even if he was still outnumbered to be honest.
>>71126170
It's illegal for muslims to watch shows and say "tits". I'm not muslim.
>>71126186
if he took ghost along that would have easily put him over the top
>>71126110
>implying
Jon and Sansa will never fuck or even kiss.
The show is clearly showing what the book will do, Sansa will be too tinged by LF to ever not be playing the game or trying to use and manipulate people. Littlefinger might be an asshole, but he's a powerful one who gets what he wants and who no one fucks with, and that's exactly the kind of real security that Sansa wants and only being with or becoming like Littlefinger can get her..
>>71126133
Plz read the books Robb was threatening Cat with legitimation of Jon. So she would easily agree to legitimize another mystery character. Who is it?
>>71126257
FUCKING IDIOT NEVER POST AGAIN >>71126180
>>71126133
Except Catelyn could very well still legitimize him.
And it would make sense storywise because it would be Catelyns 180º on Jon, completing her character arc. The fatman knows.
In the show however, as it stands, Jon will either style himself a Stark by his own right, or rule as a bastard like the Sands, which is absolutely preposterous, but merely a fart in the shitshow that we had this season
Can a king legitimize his dick?
>>71126212
no you have a clause to infiltrate and deceive that covers that
>>71124518
I won't. I'll keep beleiving until the last episode of the last season, then demand a Stannis Resurrection Spinoff.
Why didn't Ramsey shoot the arrow at Jon rather than Wun Wun?
Fucking garbage.
>>71126252
how butthurt can one autist be
>>71126307
because ramsey wanted to be known as "giantslayer"
>>71126278
>In the show however, as it stands, Jon will either style himself a Stark by his own right, or rule as a bastard like the Sands, which is absolutely preposterous, but merely a fart in the shitshow that we had this season
The Lords will proclaim him Jon Stark, so it won't just be by his own right, it'll be by the will and in the eyes of the very people he rules.
>>71126252
Her best move may be to marry Robin. Let he spend a few years with a dim witted monarch and just catch her breath. That will NEVER happen, but it's probably her best move.
>>71126180
There's no need to be an arsehole about it, is there.
I forgot that he made his lords sign that letter declaring his heir.
I seem to starkly (no pun intended) remember an episode of the show where Robb tells Catelyn about it and no one else, but I can't even remember if that happened at all, to be honest, and that made me confused.
>>71126339
only to be told moments later that he's actually not a stark but a targ
this show is shit
>>71126307
Because he says it right after you fucking nigger. If Ramsay defeats Jon in a 1v1, there's a sliver of a chance someone might respect it enough to let him live.
>>71124467
>>>71124183
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10361761/
>let's have a vote
Where is missandrei from before she became a slave?
I want to go where the women are like her
>>71126186
The guy was a complete buffoon. He could have drawn his lines back and led Jon into a double envelopment. He could have only had some of his cavalry charge, then flank the enemy cavalry with more of his own. He could have had his infantry take the foe's cavalry charge and they would've been impaled on his pike wall, and his cavalry would be free to execute a hammer-and-anvil maneuver. He could've drawn his forces backward and had most of his archers fire from the safety of fortifications. He had superior numbers, discipline, supply, fortifications, everything. He had the battle won from the start.
Instead he spent his time setting up distance markers so he could shoot at Rickon, then proceeded to build a corpse wall out of his own men. Like seriously, that was his best strategy, kill all of his own men to make them into a wall and trap the enemy? That's beyond stupid. That's something you would do if you were trying to lose on purpose.
>>71126307
>having to watch an amazing friend die
Ramsay was a delusional edge lord that thought he could still win and wanted to torment Jon.
>>71126343
sweetrobyn is a lord not a monarch
>>71126404
Naath, you'd die of diseases that her people are immune to or something. I can't remember the explanation for why pirates haven't destroyed the island, the people are pacifists.
>>71126343
Or better yet, marry him, then one day he "trips" and falls out the moon door. Then Sansa is Lady of the Vale and Wardeness of the North, and Littlefinger is Top Cuck, the man with no allies.
>>71126374
Well, moments yes, but for the viewers it will be a year.
That said, even if the bombshell opener of next season is Jon being confirmed a Targ, him being proclaimed Stark by the other northern lords would be a tremendous moment for his character.
Think of it this way from a meta perspective: The closing of Jon's arc this season will be him being declared Stark, and the thing that sets the pace for his arc next season will be the Targ revelation.
>>71126252
Books are going to end with Jon and Sansa. Deal with it.
>>71126425
Not to mention he probably ended up killing the Karstark Lord since he was the one leading the cavalry.
Even if he had won, he just lost a Northern House a lot of men, horses and killed their Lord and lost their fealty.
>>71126453
got me.
>>71126292
excellent question. i think this should go straight to the big man. i'm calling georgie as we speak......yes hello hi who is this?? this is gunther where is george.......oh here he is hey hey hairy hairy what do you say should the kings have the authority to legitimize their willards???? hell fuckin yeah bro. see you soon bright eyes......
A reminder that Ser Arthur Dayne was the greatest swordsman to have ever exist
>>71126343
Nah, she has to keep climbing the ladder and getting herself some safety and respite from all the shit she's gone through.
Marry Robin, have a kid by him she can love and take care of safely in the Vale, and probably kill Sweetrobin so she can pull a successful Cersei and rules through her child.
>>71126484
I don't have to deal with stuff that'll never happen.
>>71126416
Yes, yes, well done shitposter, well done...
HOWEVER...
>>71126526
kek
>>71126552
It will happen.
>>71126379
Ramsay was a dead man anyway, his allies conquered and surrounded by foes. He knew he'd never win a 1v1 with Jon, so it makes perfect sense to put the arrow in Jon's face rather than the dying lanklet.
Don't excuse this bollocks.
>>71126540
But he didn't walk, because Jon is the greatest swordsman who ever walked. Arthur Dayne confirmed cripple.
Get hype.
So just where the fuck did Illyrio get three dragon eggs in the first place? Also, aren't they all male so no more dragons after these ones?
>>71126613
This. House Bolton was doomed to die the moment they broke the old rules. Same with Frey. Frey will dye in next episode
>>71126482
How would one even prove Jon is a Targ?
Theres no DNA test and Im pretty damn sure he doesnt have heat powers since he burned his hand on a lantern in the first season.
Preston's theory that Jon is an actual Stark from Brandon and Ashara Dayne makes more sense, and Im willing to bet that at the very least Jon will not be a Targ even in the show. That will be the normalfags plottwist.
>>71126624
>Dragons are neither male nor female, Barth saw the truth of that, but now one and now the other, as changeable as flame.
>>71126624
No, only Drogon is male. You can tell by his superior stature and intellect.
>>71126624
Danny breeds with her dragons in a Catherine the great parallel
>>71126645
So then what was Rhaegar doing? Protecting her virtue?
>>71126624
>So just where the fuck did Illyrio get three dragon eggs in the first place?
Probably Asshai
> Also, aren't they all male so no more dragons after these ones?
Dragons are sexless
>>71126660
this is quite a good post
>>71126493
Now that I think about it, as intimidating as the show tried to make Ramsay out to be, he's actually really incompetent.
>Never lived up to his father's skills or reputation, only managed to defeat him by stabbing him in the gut at the most dishonorable time imaginable
>Couldn't even kill a fat lady and an infant on his own, had to use hounds
>Let a mentally challenged rape victim and a mindbroken eunuch escape from his huge walled castle, was never able to catch them
>Took him four shots to hit Rickon, who basically just turned his back and jogged away in a straight line
>Lost a battle against a far inferior force when he had a massive advantage
>Lost Winterfell, didn't even have a siege, just gave it up like a pussy
>Destroyed House Bolton and ended his own line forever
>Killed Lord Karstark
>Killed Lord Umber
>Killed a shitton of their troops for no real reason
>Did it all when he had a massive advantage and tons of leverage to start with
>Used a bow in single combat against a man with no weapon, the most OP strategy, and still lost
>Died, killed in a dungeon, alone, by dogs, not even men, but animals
>If anyone bothers remembering him, it will be as a madman and a kinslayer
what a sad, strange little man
What do I do if I'm straight and don't want to see dicks?
Sometimes my brother will just make random shit up about the show and I really don't have the heart to correct him because he's always been the oldest and gets really butthurt when he's wrong. Like "Ramsey's a renown bows man" and "Tyrion used all of Aerys wildfyre stash at Blackwater"
How long has it been since Sansa was pregnant?
How long did it take for her to go to the Wall?
How long did it take for her to travel to gather troops?
>>71126624
Asshai
it's not even known if there are still dragons flying around the shadow lands
>claim to be eternal /got/
>nobody posting sansa's hard nips
>>71126692
Breeding Dany.making her a child of Fire and Ice.
>>71126729
she isn't pregnant
>>71126645
after his resurrection, he went fully targ, he can't get burnt, just like dany.
CAP THIS
>>71126705
Book says beyond Asshai
>>71126425
>the guy
Jon was retarded.
Ramsay was retarded.
But you know who is the most retarded person ever made? The guys that wrote both of them when designing this "battle".
So no, Ramsay is not a buffoon. D&D are. Ramsay is the product of those memeloving fucks.
>le bastard bowl
>>71126645
The problem with the B+A=J thing isn't any textual evidence, but the fact that GRRM's editor for his first book correctly guessed Jon's mother. That doesn't fully discount B+A=J, but most of the textual evidence for R+L=J comes from Game of Thrones (the book). Besides, changing a twist just because people already expect it is a true sign of a hack.
Anyways, the proving thing is harder to guess. There are theories that range from the crypts to the Isle of Faces to Howland Reed or Oswell Whent making an appearance. A leak from the last episode (that may or may not be true) suggests Littlefinger will be the mechanism with a letter from maester Aemon (who was in contact with Rhaegar) to Benjen Stark with the Targaryen seal on it.
>>71126790
The episode was fantastic, the cinematography was top-notch, watching the battle was great fun. But when you think about the battle itself it doesn't really make sense. They said they looked to Cannae for inspiration but I think they just looked up "double envelopment" on Wikipedia and stuck the term in the one scene for a "wildlings r dum" joke.
Then they gave up on actual research, watched 300 and thought "oh ok, we can have the Bolton pikemen slowly file in and chant HUU, HUU and stab at close range, that will look really cool"
>>71126819
...youre telling me you dont think DnD are hacks?
>>71126747
i think they were hard cause she saw me...that's when they started to stiffen
>>71126819
>I've bred the Stark bitch and intend on eating that child and my other two to become the three headed dragon and Pwwp
>So, how r u
>cut to Jon bein mad
New thread
>>71126931
>>71126931
>>71126931
>>71126875
Don't forget the deus ex machina at the end with the Vale saving the day just when it was needed.
>>71126959
tbqh it didn't feel like a deus ex machina because it was being set up for a long time. it's not like it just poofed out of nowhere, we knew for a few episodes The Vale was going to help out. And besides, there are going to be consequences, Littlefinger will want something in return for his help... I assume.
>>71126945
Kek
>>71126875
>The episode was fantastic
Is this what pleases you? Braveheart style battle garbage with unrealistic nonsense like Jon managing to successfully dodge hundreds of arrows?
>>71126922
They definitely are, but they did guess Jon's mother right as well, so i can't imagine them switching it up.
>>71127005
Yes. Watching heroes fight like invincible supermen and defeat bad guys against all odds is fun. Sue me.
>>71127005
He was protected by the lord of light you absolute pleb.
The night is dark and full of terrors you twat.
is hodor a pokemon
>>71126997
The vale stayed for months in the north, and no one in the north told Ramsay about it.
The huge army of walking horses that would make a shitload of noise has to pass right across a river next to the Freys.
Yet no one warns Ramsay.
Robb died for these sins.
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>>71123961
just stop being a fucking pussy and watch the whole thing
I said the same thing and after watching the whole series I wish the episodes were longer
>>71127077
Fucking kek. Lord of Shite didn't protect the nigga when he was stabbed to death.
>>71127102
>Lord of Shite didn't protect the nigga when he was stabbed to death
the lord of light literally undid that whole thing and brought him back from the dead, what more could you ask for
>>71127102
Brought him back to life though.
Checkmate, athiests.
>>71126720
Call him out and don't back down, as a narcissistic oldest brother myself I can guarantee it'll be good for him.
Lord of Light is clearly a faggot. Why didn't he bring Ned back to life? That mofo was better than his faggot sons.
>>71124305
This is Ramsay's first battle. What did you expect... a tactical mastermind? Ramsay did everything in line with his character, impatient and sadistic. For all intents and purposes, it would make no sense if Ramsay conducted the battle correctly.
Also, does anyone else see a huge problem with Dany's plans for conquest?
>army consisting of Dothraki, Second Sons, Ironborn, and The Unsullied
>people whose livelihoods depend on war and nothing else
>conquers all of 7 kingdoms
>"okay everyone lay down your arms and live in peace"
Not that Dany's storyline makes sense anymore so long as it makes my basic bitch neighbors scream "YASSS" at night
Tbh senpai this
