RIP ANTON YELCHIN
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http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jun/19/star-trek-actor-anton-yelchin-dies-in-car-crash-at/
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
also
>not owning a self-driving flying car
good night sweet prince
>>71007076
BETTER DEAD THAN RED
Rip in peach sweet prince
Rip literally who
RIP
I
P
>>71007076
It was a studio hit. This is why there hasn't been any promotion for the new Star Trek.
It's cheaper to kill one of your actors.
>Yelchin's friends became alarmed because he was supposed to meet them hours earlier for a rehearsal. They went to his San Fernando Valley home at around 1 AM and found him pinned between his car and a brick mailbox, which was attached to a security gate.
>Law enforcement tells us the engine was running when his body was discovered, and the car was in neutral. The driveway was on a fairly steep incline. It's unclear why he got out of the car.
>>71007076
holy shit I actually expected this to be a fake one
RIP, I liked him ;_;
CRASHING THIS CAR
>>71007076
>mfw it's real
What the fuck
Also did the studio kill him to drum up publicity? What are the chances of dying the week before your movie comes out?
>>71007223
Sounds like sudoku
i bet the russians killed him.
He didn't drive so good....
JUST
TREKIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
STAR WARS WINS AGAIN
JJ WINS AGAIN
>>71007076
>Pinned between his car and mailbox
>Police ruled out foul play
You can't make this up
What a shit fucking mobile platform
Also RIP in peace
huh what the fuck, he was young and hasn't even reached his full potential. this is sad.
Holy goddamn shit, it's real.
not worthy of a sticky
mods don't do it, it's a literally who
>>71007382
>>71007223
>pinned
I don't get it. What does "pinned" mean?
How did he die? Did someone drive him into a wall or something?
I thought he was bretty güd in Green Room and Fright Night. Weird fucking news.
>>71007356
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>Walter Koenig outlived this guy
>Reboot TOS lost one before all the originals went
Holy fucking shit.
>>71007429
The car crushed him. He was stuck between a brick mailbox and his own car. Still don't really get what the fuck happened. Do they think the car rolled down the driveway in neutral and he just didn't realize it? It would have to have some serious force to crush you to death.
>>71007429
>What does "pinned" mean
...
What do you think it means? He was pinned by the car between the car and his mailbox. Sounds like his car rolled down into him after he got out to presumably check his mail.
poor guy. fuck this
>>71007429
have you seen Signs?
Yes, yes. Well done Anton. Well done, Anton. HOWEVER.
![hitman-agent-47-through-the-years-898252[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L7tLKNR.jpg "hitman-agent-47-through-the-years-898252[1]")
>>71007498
>Still don't really get what the fuck happened.
Fuck! He was so cute, did he ever do any nude scenes?
>>71007076
Christ, how random. I always think about stuff like this, what random actor could just die right now. He was a decent actor.
What the fuck
>no sticky
>>71007555
>>71007498
The car will only pin the lower part of the body. Even if it does crush your legs, how do you kill someone like that?
It needed to be a huge-ass SUV or something to affect the vital organs
>>71007223
epic jpg dude upvoted
WHAT THE FUCK
>>71007429
No, his "car" was probably an SUV. On his way to or from home, he got out of the car for some reason, but didn't put it in park or put on the parking brake.
The vehicle rolled back and smashed him against a brick structure attached to a steel or concrete fence.
Get it?
>>71007076
Fuck, I enjoyed him in the new trek :(
DO YOU THINK HE ENGINEERED HIS OWN DEATH?
Huh... I guess this anon wasn't lying after all...
This is actually really sad and depressing. The dude was getting big and was so young.
This is horrible.
that's a big car
Who?
>>71007076
lol what a pussy ass bitch going out like that
>>71007076
27 club ahoy
opening his gate
with no survivors
Wow.. That's upsetting. At least he got to make out with a younger chunkier Kat Dennings on the set of charlie bartlett... She was prettier when she had some chunk. Good going sport, rest easy.
RIP
>>71007721
damn /tv/ got the scoop
Wew lads
I barely knew him and still feel bad
F
>>71007772
>check news
Oh shit he was 27.
off to /x/ brb
>>71007721
Woah when did he post this?
Not to be rude, but one less Russian is always a good news.
>>71007076
JUST.
>>71007076
What the fuck????? This is real?
>>71007841
that is quite rude tbqf
>Yelchin's friends became alarmed because he was supposed to meet them hours earlier for a rehearsal. They went to his San Fernando Valley home at around 1 AM and found him pinned between his car and a brick mailbox, which was attached to a security gate.
>Law enforcement tells us the engine was running when his body was discovered, and the car was in neutral. The driveway was on a fairly steep incline. It's unclear why he got out of the car.
>Cops do not suspect foul play.
This sounds too fishy...
>>71007841
mr. rudey toody
>>71007863
Yes. A quick search will verify.
>>71007076
#bancars
>>71007899
>Nigger or spic hops in
>Revs up the car and smashes it into him
>Runs away
BAN ASSAULT CARS
>>71007841
Hello Yuroslime.
>>71007566
Bester outlived Sheridan, but he couldn't outlive the man who replaced him. Damn shame.
>>71007863
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Anton%20Yelchin%22&src=tren
Here.
>it's on wikipedia
>it's not on imdb
does this mean no more JJverse Trek?
>>71007841
Literally kill yourself
>>71007899
Maybe he killed himself by putting it in neutral and stood by the mailbox
>>71007841
Is Putin's face supposed to be so skull-like and frightening in that photo? His face look very unnatural.
>>71007899
People park without the parking brake all the time. You really need to use it.
https://youtu.be/vuzWnbPM0hc
>>71007985
it means no more Chekov'sRun
One to beam up, captain
>>71008006
It's a portrait for blind people.
>>71007985
They'll write him off.
>>71007076
DON'T TELL HARRY
>>71007076
He was really good in Charlie Bartlett. What a shame.
He actually wasnt bad in star trek. RIP.
>>71007429
This is Yelchin
2016 has been brutal on these celebrity deaths, especially with musicians
>>71007721
What if this was Anton's Suicide note and he happened to post it on /tv/? and we all just happened to ignore it?
>Was he one of Us?
Yes yes nice driving....HOWEVER
>>71008064
Too soon
>>71007985
>Chekov gets into a spacetime anomaly
>ages rapidly
>gets played by Walter Koenig
>>71007076
>dies-in-car-crash
that's a nice way to put it
>>71007721
Are the Triad involved with this holy shit
Yes, yes nice promising career...HOWEVER
>>71008133
He got ran over by his own car.
>>71007721
I thought Justin Lin was going to work on Robotech. Mad respect he directs Live-Action Macross instead of the US shitty version.
>>71007655
your a dubs guy
>>71008064
>>71008089
Honestly the two things that went through my mind
>>71008167
yes I realize this, but a car slowly going downhill and pinning someone against a wall is hardly a "car crash" though is it
At least he got to do this before he died
lol what an idiot
rip
Was it a Plymouth?
He was funny in Curb
>>71007721
he actually wanted to write something completly different but his phone's autocorrect tried to warn us
>>71008238
>>71008089
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TO THE TACO
Anton Yelchin might be dead
HOWEVER
>>71007974
But Koenig's still alive.
>>71008086
He was very likeable in that role. Sucks when young people die. Unless it's drugs or suicide. In that case fuck 'em.
Explain please:
>Leave car to check mailbox
>By the time you step out of the car the car starts rolling downhill
>You don't have time to reach mailbox before the car unless you run.
What has happened lads? I'm trying to visualize but it's impossible
>>71007429
Probably put it in park, walked to the mailbox to get his mail first, and the car slipped into neutral and accelerated silently to him.
Was the car an automatic or 6 speed?
There's a Red Shirt joke here that's in very poor taste
Come on /tv/, make me laugh
>ageofultronquicksilver.gif
He was really good in Green Room.
Poor boy. RIP
>>71008325
>checking your mailbox late saturday night
Makes literally no sense. The whole thing seems fishy as fuck
>>71008341
On the original series, there were more deaths of crew members onboard the ship then on planet surfaces. Also, if you were to back out Engineering division crew deaths from the red shirt total (leaving only Security), Command division Yellow Shirts actually have the highest causality rate.
in soviet russia car drives you
>>71008310
It was a joke anon, calm down. I'm not surprised it went over your head.
>>71007838
There's a timestamp on it
>>71007076
More like Check'd Ov
He was so comfy in Alpha Dog.
I was so happy when the guy lost his virginity in a threesome.
>>71007738
Fucking liar
I never even heard of him
still shitty for his family
>>71007115
mai boi
>>71008325
A hit made to look like an accident?
oh shit,byrd from huff
>>71008468
>He was so comfy
I implore you to reconsider
>>71007254
>What are the chances of dying the week before your movie comes out?
Nothing really. It sounds more like a guy who by circumstance is coming up and big enjoyed himself too much and felt like he was on top of the world and died because he went to hard on that feeling. Happens bruh.
RIP Kyle Reese
Well fuck.
F
That feel when watched the new Star Trek 2 days ago.
>>71008540
5 cents have been deposited in your Starwhacker Trek account, spend long and prosper
Shame, he was good in Alpha Dog.
How can a car even crush you like that? Pushing a car forward that isn't set on break isn't that hard or was there a brick on the gas pedal?
jews did it
>>71008540
Are you retarded? He didn't OD or anything he forgot to put his parking brake on and was killed by his own car.
>>71008528
Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DySPDmCHgw
Turns out... little monkey fella wasnt a magician afterall
Couldn't even move a car
>>71008674
That's what "they" want you to think.
>>71008310
Boxleitner is alive also.
>>71008639
>falling for the hoverhand meme
>>71008089
I hate that I understand this reference
>>71008064
jesus man
Holy shit guys
Chekov's first name is Pavel
Dr. Pavel Chekov
Wow look a pie chart
>>71008639
Forgot to put it in park apparently.
>>71008768
Fuck off
>>71008768
Who was his Bane then?
>read article
>see "Top Stories" section
>see headline with "CIA director"
>start laughing
you ruined me /tv/
>>71007118
You people just don't know when to stop do you?
>>71007115
INFINITE BUMP
R. I. P. SWEET PRINCE
>>71008674
>he forgot to put his parking brake
this never happen though (maybe to some women). It's a reflex.
It's like saying he forgot to close his car's door while driving.
He was killed, there was someone in the car
>>71008064
>>71008149
>>71008191
>>71008228
What does this mean?
I heard from a mate who knows his sister he'd just bought a swank new million dollar motor with all those computers and shit that do everything. Well apparently the jews made the CIA switch his breaks off over the internet to kill him and generate hype for the movie after the shit trailers.
May be no truth to it but there's no smoke without fire.
>>71008782
So? Was it rolling down a hill? Because of not and it only rolled for 3-4 meters it should't be able to crush a man.
>>71007799
>train glamour muscles
>forget functional strength
>cant push a car that isnt in park
One life? ya blew it
>>71007440
-.- x 1000K
>>71008687
how can you use comfy like that?
"hey Janet, how was your coffee?"
"oh it was really comfy, I sprinkled some little marshmallows so it could be even more comfy"
get the fuck back to tumblr9k
>>71008639
Presumably it was on an incline. Depending on what sort of incline it could become virtually impossible. Don't know how much it weighed, it may have been a large vehicle. He has presumably had has back to it making it difficult to move even if he could. Depending on injury sustained when the car hit him he may not have been able to move a car under ideal conditions.
WIP Chekov
>>71007356
>>71007440
>white Chekov dies
>he replacement in the upcoming movies is a black actor
you know it'll happen
>>71008782
Park is neutral gear or is handbreak?
t. europoor here
>>71007076
This was posted the day right before
http://www.avclub.com/article/anton-yelchin-kelsey-grammer-and-ron-perlman-are-n-238297
>>71007795
Worth it
Who leaves their car in neutral ever, especially when its on a steep hill?
This was an obvious suicide.
Russians kill themselves in the worst ways.
2016 is cursed.
It can't be a coincidence that all these celebrities are dying. Either something's out of whack with the universe or something really fishy's happening in Hollywood.
>>71008927
*handbrake
>>71008768
>Dr Pavel crashed with no survivors.
>>71008892
Hmm
APRIL FOO-
>>71008528
Hmmmm.... OK
>>71008639
My dad actually did the same thing with his truck when I was young. He parked at the top of a hill in the woods to cut a tree down and forgot to put the parking brake on. It took the truck a minute to get rolling but once it did the weight made it pick up speed so fast that it took out a few full grown trees before it stopped. If he'd been working behind it instead of in front my dad would have been hamburger.
>>71008020
Why did you kill him whoever you are ?
>>71008882
I agree with this.
A film can be comfy. An actor cannot.
>>71008829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7MlFRMJNqU
Filthy casual.
>>71007223
>brick mailbox
woah
Never seen one of these before
>>71009002
Well that was a truck and if rolled for more than 3-4 meters.
If even an SUV rolls for only that much you should be able to push if away.
Maybe it breaks a rip or two but still.
Must have been a steep incline.
>>71007619
Depends. If a broken bone in his leg severed his femoral artery he may have bled out. Maybe his mailbox requires him to bend over and it crushed his chest or skull. Shitty way to go either way.
>>71008892
Driveway was apparently very steep. I guess he could've left his car in neutral, walked down to his mailbox at the bottom of the driveway, not realized he was parked too close to the incline, so the car slowly rolled back and then managed to surprise him because it would'nt have made much noise in neutral.
What a fucking way to die.
Rip, dude. Loved you in Green Room.
>>71009052
>being poor
>>71007795
They were really good friends apparently
>>71009002
Did you ever think that maybe a person who makes that mistake isnt darwin approved? Not everyone can be a winner
>>71009029
what does it have to do with anton yelchin
>>71009052
Where the fuck do you live with no brick mailboxes, you dirt poor spic?
>>71009052
What is the red button for? Self-destruction?
>>71007223
Suicide calling it now
>>71009131
He was pinned between a brick wall and a car you fucking retard. How about you use your braincells for 2 seconds before making retarded posts like that.
>>71009157
Reflector patch
>>71007290
Or, you know, he went to get his mail
>>71007235
WITH NO DRIVER
>>71009157
It's a reflector, so cars driving by at night can see there's something there.
>>71009095
>using your money on a fancy mail box
>not saving up for a trip
>not buying a dog
>not buying snacks
>not going to the movies
who the FUCK makes a throne for their nat geo spam?
Rest easy sweet prince
>>71009147
>spic
guess again my man
>>71008064
>>71008089
christ dude....
Skip to 3:35.
https://youtu.be/MqObJtGrKaA
>>71009052
Looks like one of those crematoriums in Auschwitz. Is it a case of muh herritage?
>>71008925
or they just do an new reboot.
I mean this new one is the 3rd instalment, might as well cap it off now.
What is the point of the handle?
WHERE'S THE STICKY MODS?
>>71009095
it's a fucking mailbox
>>71009015
I am parking brake.
ANOTHER CAGER'S LIFE IS CLAIMED BY THE AUTOMOTIVE HOLOCAUST.
START BIKING AND USING TRANSIT.
WE ARE /n/ WE ARE LEGION
>>71009052
Why would anyone have this?
Looks like an abomination and an eyesore .
>>71009229
>implying there were any actual ovens there
Fuck off
Mods please sticky this
You don't want another Peter O'Toole situation do you
did they finish rolling the new star trek?
>OoooooOOOOOooo where is my stiiiiicky?
>>71009217
Well, you can't be white or asian and not have seen a brick mailbox. You say you aren't Mexican/Hispanic, so that leaves nigger-American or pure Tribal African.
Of course, there's always the awful possibility you're just some Yuropoor faggot posting on a Glorious American image board. That would be sad, though.
>>71009242
you put it up when you have mail to be picked up by the postperso
>>71009295
Yeah, unlike his car.
>>71009292
OOooooOOoOOohhhHHhhHHH
>>71009280
>he doesn't have early sunday quickies inside his brick mailbox
>>71009318
Thank god.
>literally run over by his own car
It's almost like one of those Yakov Smirnoff jokes.
>in soviet russia, car drives you
This is some amazing shit.
>>71009295
Yes.
The new film will be releasing next month.
>>71009243
mods only care about blacks and jews being killed, are you new?
>>71009283
>tfw no duck bros
Did nobody see odd thomas? He stars in it. Great kinoflickography imotbqh. Very sad
>tfw 25
>tfw have no idea how to drive
>tfw driving literally terrifies me and I start cold sweating
>>71009283
>too stupid to know rain doesnt hurt ducks
>too stupid to park a car
>smart enough to be a hollywood actor
:^)
>>71007076
Poor guy, only 27 years old. Seemed like a nice kid
>>71009292
Peter O'Toole got his sticky and visit's /tv/ from time to time to see what's up or warn us when we are in danger. He came by on January 1st and helped us banish le current year man to oblivion.
>>71009318
really makes you think
>Executives faces when Star Trek now makes a far bigger profit thanks to actors death
>>71009350
>Yelchin was born March 11, 1989, in Leningrad, Soviet Union (now Saint Petersburg, Russia).[2] His family is Jewish
>>71008928
>Guillermo Del Toro
IT KEEPS
FUCKING
HAPPENING
It's not that fishy. He lives in a place with massive hills. Even if it was in park, it could have slid without curbing/engaging parking brake.
Only odd thing about it is the angle.
Mailboxes are mounted on the right side of the road facing the other side of the street.
This is so the mailman doesn't have to exit the vehicle to make the delivery.
So if he was in the process of getting the mail, in order for the car to trap him, it would have to roll at an angle that doesn't correspond with the driving pattern of the driveway/street.
In a typical mail retrieval position (facing the box directly from the street), it would also have to roll without hitting the corner of the brick box, and without rolling past the box. The angle has to be perfect, essentially.
>>71009313
Wait so when you have mails to post you put it into the same box they put your mail in?
>No sticky
Actor Anton Yelchin Snags Studio City Pad
Anton Yelchin, who has starred in "Star Trek," "The Smurfs," and "Like Crazy," just shelled out $945,000 for a three-bedroom Studio City, California home, reports the Los Angeles Times. With this purchase of the gated English-style house, the 23-year old actor has become a first-time home buyer. Congrats to Yelchin!
>>71009311
>spending money on needlessly fancy mailboxes instead of healthcare and kevlar vests
>look up his IMDB
>he was cast to play Brady in Stephen King's Mr. Mercedes trilogy
Fuck. He would have been perfect.
>>71007076
Why are Jews always so ugly and creepy?
Why do Jews have nigger hair?
RIP QT ;_;
HE COULDN'T DO ZAT
Which one of you did this?
He was great in Green Room.
>Lin directs Fast & Furious
>Paul Walker is killed by his car
>Lin directs Star Trek
>Yelchin is killed by his car
The kid was a gigantic dick in this show. I loved it.
>>71009371
>the current year, A Man of his Time
>on a futuristic Tom Cruise joint
your story doesn't add up
>>71009363
>You press the pedal and the car goes forward
>You turn the wheel and the car turns
>You press the break and the car stops
Any fucking idiot can drive an automatic car (And any idiot who spends 5 minutes learning how to drive stick can drive that too). The reason accidents happen is because those idiots don't know the responsibility of driving cars and they ignore safety concerns by texting and driving, speeding, ignoring traffic signs, drunk driving, tailgating other people, etc.
Chances are if you're a good driver, you won't be in an accident.
>ctrl+f "however"
>4 results
Thanks for not disappointing me, /tv/
Why is this stupid shit so funny
>>71009430
>the city of DCucks.jpg
>>71008401
But anon...mail is delivered on Saturdays
>>71008674
He was probably drunk. For PR reasons they won't say it.
>my waifu is sad
NOOOOOOO
I bet he is in hell just like Leonard Nimoy.
>>71009531
>.mail is delivered on Saturdays
In what backwards country do you live that doesn't respect the Sabbath?
>>71009436
Those are complimentary with the house/mailbox combro, poor-boy.
The great thing about having money is spending it on useless shit to make poor people feel bad. Money actually feeds on the misery of the poor and spending it makes more magically appear to the spender.
Thanks for the extra shekels.
WICTOR WICTOR
>>71008911
kys
>>71009490
>Chances are if you're a good driver, you won't be in an accident.
i was in the middle of an intersection and a woman drove straight into the side of my car
chances are you havnt driven long enough to realise that people are fucking retarded
One less Jew.
>>71009564
The Sabbath is on Sunday, you fucking KIKE
>>71009478
Wan directed Fast 7
Not a fan but RIP
what will the pun be in his title card when featured on pic related?
>Justin Lin directs Fast & Furious 6
>Paul Walker dies in freak car accident
>Justin Lin directs Star Trek Beyond
>Anton Yelchin dies in freak car accident
is he cursed bros?
>>71009408
Carrier signal flag
https://about.usps.com/publications/engineering-standards-specifications/spusps-std-7b01/welcome.html
>>71007223
Auto or manual - if you don't want the car to move, pull the parking brake. It should be part of your shutdown routine every time you stop and exit the car.
Darwin award winner.
>>71009363
I used to know that feel, bro. Didn't get my license until your age. You're gonna make it, famalam.
>>71009610
and that we all make mistakes sometimes.
>>71009549
I was thinking the only time I wouldnt be able to push a car off me is if i were fucked up drunk or high or sick as a dog and had no energy
>>71009616
fail
This Jew was so stupid that he got killed by his own car. Kek.
>>71009564
The greatest land on Earth: THE United States of America.
No mail on Sunday, btw.
Star wackers, Randy Quaid was right
>>71009052
Well, now we know that brick mail boxes can be dangerous. Better stay vanilla
>>71009408
What was the cultural difference that led the UK to just have holes in doors allowing mail or newspapers to be posted through rather than boxes at the end of the street?
How does this shit operate elsewhere?
>>71007076
Jesus Christ. That was unexpected.
>>71009616
The Sabbath is on the last day of the week where G-d rested after creating the Earth
YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS
>>71009283
>I better shield these water born avian creatures from all this wet rain
Jesus Christ, Chekov.
>>71009430
This seems pretty callous but I have to say, the prices in Studio City don't look that bad. I may look to move there myself in a few years.
>>71009366
>implying rain hurt people
you're fucking retard kys
That's shitty, I liked that guy, the Fright Night remake was preddy gud. He was the best thing in T4 too.
This really fuckin' sucks! I really liked this dude.
>>71009363
I'm 28 and I have a licence for 10 years now and a car for several. I still get nervous driving, not because I'm not confident in my skills, but I'm literally surrounded by subhumans with zero concern for safety. I don't want to die in a fucking car crash, this shit is pathetic.
t. south euro
>>71009689
Leaving your house to get mail is pants on head retarded. It's just easier for it to be at the door when you wake.
>>71009610
You are unlucky. I'm not saying you won't get in an accident, but your odds are significantly lowered.
2016 was a mistake, it's nothing but trash.
He was cool
>>71009689
Americans have big houses and bigger yards.
If the letterman has to walk down each driveway, he'd only be able to do a dozen at a day.
Also, he'd be at risk at being shot
In the UK, they live in cubicles so it's easy to drop off the post directly inside the house
>>71007721
>It's real
>>71000180
anon broke it over three hours before TMZ
>>71009229
Funny thing is he was a jew.
POTTERY
>make trek 2fast2furios
>actors start dying in car crashes
you can't make this shit up
>>71009689
density, i presume. in more urban areas of the US, a lot of people don't have curbside mailboxes. They either have a slot, or are mounted to the front of the house.
The carriers parks, gets out, does a loop on foot. rinse and repeat.
>>71009736
>worried about sounding callous on an anonymous forum that diregards social conventions
reddit or facebook or twitter would love you
>>71009658
Dear Reddit:
You can't use every picture you save as a reaction image, memes have meanings
-/tv/
What an embarrassing way to die, sweet prince
>>71009759
>Italian drivers
You're right to be nervous, anon.
>Non sticky thread yet
NEVER DIE IN A SUNDAY GUYS
>>71008242
Literally watched that movie this morning and found this out. Really liked the guy too.
>he died so the star trek movies would end at 3 to avoid being tasteless and thus the show will come out soon
Thank you based Anton for doing what was necessary.
>>71009625
My first thought also.
What in the fuck bros
2016 cancelled when
>>71009830
>oooOOoooooOO I cannot rest until I get a sticky
>>71009765
It's not as retarded as a paper boy throwing a newspaper from their bike on to the lawn or your porch. Is that a thing that actually happens USA?
RIP IN PEACE ALPHA DOG
I
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>>71009835
you're cursed. stop watching movies.
>July
>Go to see Star Trek
>See Antons face appear on screen
> Get sad but try not to think about what happened
>Movie ends and cuts to black
>In loving memory of Anton Yelchin
Keith Moon died in the same way, remember it.
am I the only one who only remembers him from odd thomas
Our guy Captain America just tweeted that he's sad about him dying so now I'm sad too. If only Chekov had his virbranium shield he may still be alive.
>>71009922
>image.jpg
>Looks like another addition to the list
Bowie
Alan Rickman
Prince
Lemmy
Victoria Wood
Doris Roberts
Ronnie Corbett
Merle Haggard
Chyna
Terry Wogan
David Gest
Paul Daniels
Father Jack
Frank Sinatra Jr
Garry Shandling
Harper Lee
Nancy Reagan
Darwyn Cooke
>>71009283
Stop this. STOP, I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
Why does the worst stuff have to happen to the best, kindest people?!
>>71007076
What the fuck lads, this is actually a bummer. Odd Thomas and Burying the Ex were such fun campy films. I'm actually sad
The 27 club claims another soul.
>>71009922
"For my brother, Tony Scott" at the end of Exodus: Gods and Kings killed me
>>71007562
>>71008089
literally the first thing that came to my mind when I heard how accident happened
>>71009961
God this was a bad year for music
Reminder that even if you had planned to off yourself in this manner, it would be still extremely difficult to succeed.
It's either 1 in a million freak accident or assassination (most likely)
>>71009759
>t. south euro
>Go to Italy
>They drive like total shit
>the men, the women, even the ones on vespas
>Go to Naples
>What the fuck
>See a family of 4 on a vespa
>trash everywhere
>see a guy just get out his car at a light, go a store and then go back to it like 10 minutes later
To think, my initial plan was to drive around. Scrapped that on day 1.
>tfw no Odd Thomas 2...
>GNSP
>F
>>71007076
F
The shitty part is I love all of his comedic horror movies. Im legitimately sad this better get sticky.
I gonna marathon his movies now.
>>71009893
in Aus the paper guy drives a car and throws it at my driveway every morning and I throw the paper in the bin every morning because nobody reads shitty old meme bait
>>71008064
Do you think he did the "oh..." thing as the car was coming towards him?
>>71009961
What the fuck Chyna died?
>>71009730
IT'S WORSE THAN THAT HE'S DEAD JIM
>>71010000
Checked
>>71010040
Too many steroids.
Her body just couldn't sustain a clit that size
>running yourself over
>>71009922
>>71009980
he was my least favorite actor in the new star trek movies desu
who the fuck puts a mailbox at the bottom of the hill when the gate/driveway is at the top?
this is the dumbest shit i've ever read
I actually liked the guy. Seemed to have a promising career ahead of him as well.
Damn shame.
>>71009785
I bet he's the one who call the ambulance and right after was posting here.
You guys are all retarded, here's what happened
>gonna drive through the hollywood hills
>just driving down my driveway
>ooh wonder if i have mail
>get out of car
>no handbrake or park
>walk to mailbox
>car rolls down the hill
>crushes me between car and mailbox
>"oh fuck! my phone's in the car!"
>slowly die
Hopefully no more shitty reboot sequels.
>>71010097
who the fuck uses paper mail anymore? this is the actual mystery
>>71009283
>mfw it was the duck that pushed the pedal and killed him
>>71010097
The mailbox was attached to the gate.
His house was probably on top of a hill.
He parked the car at his house and walked back to the gate to check the mail.
The car decided to check too.
>>71010151
bills and shit idk
>>71007076
I couldn't help but chuckle about the way he died. Classic American.
>>71010071
IF THE STAR GETS WHACKED, JUST DON'T SEE IT
>>71010097
for people leaving the mail? no one's gonna trek up a driveway to deliver your shitty mail.
ITT : people without any real world understanding of how physics work
He got to work with this and made millions of autismbux
He had a great life, gg no re
>>71010237
SHILL
S
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I
L
LIES
i liked alpha dog
i wanna die and wake up in 2014
>>71010307
>>71010307
>>71010307
NEW THREAD
>>71010257
>that Madonna arm
>>71007076
Yes, well parked Anton, well parked.
HOWEVER
>>71010257
is that julie bowen?
>>71010340
Is that real?
>>71008064
Oh god, the memes have already begun
>>71009408
the flag is raised to let the carrier know that there are letters to be picked up. otherwise, the carrier just assumes that whatever mail is in the box is just shit the resident hasn't picked up from previous days
>>71010157
>The mailbox was attached to the gate.
Can I get an example pic of this?
>>71009961
You forgot Muhammad Ali.
And pic related.
>>71008064
I only just got the connection.
I'm a big dumb dumb.
>>71010257
blonde milfs are my weakness
>>71009283
He was too good for this world.
>>71009283
No wonder car crushed him, no meat on his bones, look at those scrawny legs, couldn't push off a yugo.
>>71009531
Yeah but why check your mailbox late at night?
>>71010591
this man kills lions with only plastic spoons
>>71010554
That makes a little more sense than what I was thinking, he was between the car and the gate. Probably was knocked out and died of blood loss. Poor guy.
>>71010591
numale taken out by nature
had 2 opportunities to live
>1. Be strong
>2. Be smart
>>71008064
savage
>>71008064
>>71008064
>Green Goblin
>killed by Peter Parker
>Anton Yelchin
>killed by being a bad parker
IT'S LIKE POETRY
IT RHYMES
>>71010616
the mail fairy.
Stupid Jew killed himself with his own car.
That's some Final Destination type shit.
>>71010764
maximum fucking kek
>>71010764
dammit you got me
>>71008064
>>71010764
10/10
posting in a sticky
>>71009667
>No mail on Sunday
>he doesn't have Amazon Prime
WE STICKY NOW
NOOOOOOO CHARLIE BARTLETT!
>>71009716
Which is on SUNDAY
Literally who cares?
ummmmmmmm who
>>71007076
RIP Anton Chigurh, call itfriendo
Damn, that sucks.
>>71007076
Yes, Yes. Well done Anton Yelchin.
HOWEVER
OE
WV
EE
VW
EO
REVEWOH
literally who?
>>71010218
>trek
kek
MODS STICKY THIS?!
O' TOOLE DESERVES ANOTHER STICKY
>At the scene only a single special edition Phantom Menace dvd signed by Lucas himself seemed out of place
i guess no burying the ex sequel then
>>71011177
Retard.
BASED MODS
>>71007223
>security gate
Why? He was like C-list celeb status
One of those cases of a fancy car rolling down an incline and the owner gets behind it to try to stop it
Don't forget, anon
lmao giving stickies to everybody now I see
>>71011125
hello ted cruz
>>71008064
too good
>>71007223
>Yelchin's friends became alarmed because he was supposed to meet them hours earlier for a rehearsal
Do people really get alarmed if you are missing for a couple of hours?
I'M HERE FOR THE STICKY
>>71010856
holy shit I didn't think about that. The poor dude was doomed
>>71007619
>Even if it does crush your legs, how do you kill someone like that?
You could probably kill them with your stupidity
>>71011214
He was an ACTOR you retard
STICKY
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K
Y
>>71010764
/tv/ is savage af today senpai
>>71011241
spoken like a true neet that hasn't left their house in years
WE DID IT REDDIT
Last seen filming with the dudesons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0--2CfuRq_w#t=12m50s
>>71011241
Two hours late and not picking up his phone, sure.
>>71011204
To keep out the neckbeard star trek fanatics
>>71011140
when i first saw anton on my FB feed, i thought javier bardem was kill
lol /tv/ doesn't even give a shit about this guy
nobody does
but let's give him a sticky anyway
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/ANTON%20YELCHIN/page/2/
damn, that sucks
he was great in alpha dog
rip
Did he have any kids to pass on his genes?
>>71008064
>>71008089
Come one guys, too soon
I went to middle school with him.
He was a douche.
F
BREAKING NEWS
>The car has pledged it's allegiance to ISIS
>>71008435
nonsensical jokes always do that
>>71007076
RIP BRO
>>71011214
>Alpha Dogs
>Charlie Barlett
>Odd Thomas
>Star Trek 1, 2, 3
>Fright Night
>Green Room
only 27
He was pretty accomplished desu.
Show some fucking respect.
>>71008020
That's retarded.
>>71007425
>the city of this guy
>>71007076
GOOD
*drops mic
>>71007076
that car needs to go to jail.
>>71007688
Heard it was a Grand Cherokee...
But that begs the question: if he was living in a house with a gate and brick mailbox, why would he be driving a cheap turd?
>>71008242
Wew I gotta see this.
![bcd5fcd22ca3c4dd_MV5BMTkzNzc1ODc2N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTY2MTYzNA_._V1._SX640_SY360_.preview[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V32veOU.jpg "bcd5fcd22ca3c4dd MV5BMTkzNzc1ODc2N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTY2MTYzNA . V1. SX640 SY360 .preview[1]")
>tfw it's someone you literally never would have predicted
Do you think he went full I CAN DO ZAT before dying in his car ?
>>71011337
>not mentioning Terminator Salvation
classy (not sarcastic)
>>71007076
was he killed by an "assault car"?
>>71008371
Depends what you believe in.
>>71007076
F
fuck i liked him
>>71011298
people mourn the attractive
the halo effect applies in death
>>71007721
This is some fucked up shit. Why are all the shitty boards killing it with the meme magic lately?
>>71010777
Trips confirm.
>5'9"
kek
he finally learned
QUICK, WHAT WAS THE LOCATION OF SATURN IN THE SKY 9,964 DAYS AGO
>>71011322
single child russian jew
i cant imagine a more douche
We need to ban foreign cars from importing to this nation.
>>71011391
Honestly never saw it
>>71008259
kek
>>71011322
Tell us stories.
wow imagine dying literally hours before game of thrones baka
>>71007076
literally who
>>71011485
but were you aware he was in it? He was like third billed or something.
>On June 18, 2016, Yelchin was due to meet friends for a rehearsal. After not hearing from him for hours, his friends went to his home in Studio City at 1 a.m. and found Yelchin pinned between his car and a brick wall. His driveway is on an incline and his car was found still running and in neutral.[25] The following day he was pronounced dead. He was 27.[26]
Holy shit that's brutal
>>71009280
so idiot kids with a baseball bat can't drive past and send your mailbox flying
>>71007076
R.I.P. Anton Yelchin
And for all you fans out there, don't forget to watch his posthumously appereance in Star Trek Beyond™ that will be out this summer (July, 22nd) in a theater near you.
This marketing campaign was sponsored by J. J. Abrams and Paramount Pictures.
>>71009957
>.jpg
RIPieces, Chexoff
WE STICKY NOW
I REPEAT
WE STICKY NOW
This is the first time I saw a celebrity death and verbally yelled out loud....
>>71007076
B T F O
T
F
O
>>71011506
but this is who?
>>71011525
Did J. J. kill him?
>>71008859
>glamour muscles
where? i just see a dude with almost no body fat
>>71011533
why
this guy is a literally who manlet
>>71007223
Well that dude that owned segway still had a stupider death.
>>71007076
The mods finally do something of worth. Stickys are comfy
>>71011514
No.
Just knew about Bale, Worthington, Howard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4UFQWKjy_I
What did they mean by this?
to all the "literally who" jackasses.
He's wearing a startrek uniform in the picture, even if you don't watch that shit you've gotta have the basic mental capacity to recognize he's probably a big deal to that fanbase.
>>71011560
Probably because he was going to blab about the parties...
>>71007076
Probably for the best considering that hairline.
>>71011601
too soon
>>71007076
who?
>>71011601
eheheheheheheeheeekekekekekekekekekek
>>71008064
>>71010764
THE BLADE THAT PIERCED HIS BODY CAME FROM HIS CAR
>>71011636
what akidder
LEGEN.... wait for it.... DARY
Holy shit, the Clinton are the worst, they didn't say shit yet, weren't they best friends forever with his dad?
>>71011492
He was just a conceited asshole because he was beginning his acting career.
Also he tried to steal my digivice this one time.
>>71007498
He was probably pinned for hours before he died.
>>71007076
Can someone make a shitty paint drawing so all the idiots can quit asking questions? I would, but I suck at drawing.
>>71011675
what
>>71011611
should we mourn every actor who has a minor role in a blockbuster flick?
fuck off reddit, this guy wasn't even C list tier
Isn't this the Kyle Reese from the shittiest Terminator movie with le dubs man? Man, what a shame, he was the only good thing about that movie.
>>71011689
Doubt it.
>>71011716
the fuck? did you mean to call me a rabbit? what does that even mean?
>>71010764
I've literally never kekked harder
>>71011728
>the shittiest Terminator movi
Terminator Genisys is even worse than Terminator Salvation.
>>71011728
everyone involved with that abomination deserved death 2bhm8
>>71007076
I was hoping for another Odd Thomas movie too.
>>71011716
he will be remembered fondly by more people than will ever remember you anon.
What were his last words?
>>71011767
please don't remind me of that movie.
thx.
>>71010764
You dick it wasnt supposed to be funny.
I kek.
>>71011773
>implying Bale deserves death
If dubs you kill yourself.
Literally who?
toasting bread
>>71011611
He's dead anon, he's not going to date you so stop white knighting
>>71011759
>did you mean to call me a rabbit?
kek
>>71007756
For you
>>71011767
Nah, Salvation was worse
>>71008064
but the green goblin was his dad
HE IS HARRY
>>71008064
>>71008089
>>71010764
We are all going to hell.
Stop making me smile at death /tv/.
>>71008371
hubris, it was the incline that killed him
>>71011793
>this con-ed bill seems a little high
>>71007076
>Ctrl+f
>Hes Dead, Jim
>0 replies
Hes Dead, Jim
Seriously though, none of you give a fuck about Star Trek.
>>71011793
>movie 43 was a mistake
Fucking CNN.
RIP Star Trek
>>71011834
fuck off emilia
>>71007076
Rip.
>>71011821
how do you re-interpret a slam on stupid anons into a defense of a dead retard?
homo-projection?
>>71011793
Tell Merrill to swing away
Statistically speaking many of you in this thread will die in a similarly pathetic, ridiculous way. Just wait and see...
Except you won't get on top of "most laughable celebrity deaths" lists and remembered like that forever. Sometimes it's good to be a loser.
>>71011790
i should hope so
Just watched this scene in Alpha Dog and he was begging for his life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_GVKY3F6sw
I hope he died quickly. This was probably the saddest scene I've ever seen in a movie.
RIP Anton
>>71011816
dwarf fort memes? neat it must be 2011 again.
>27 years old
fuck this is making me sad he was a likeable guy
HOWEVER
What should I rewatch in this kike's honour?
Fright Night?
I just met this guy at the hotel where I work in London.First celeb that I've met there.
good night sweet prince
>>71011793
"Nothing but junk mail. I guess those are the brakes."
>>71011843
Fuck he would actually be a good casting for Harry
>>71011793
>looks up from his mail to see his car barreling towards him
"Oh..."
>dies
>>71011881
ahaha
>>71011793
Captain, it was good serving with you sir... chekov out.
>>71007076
>Directed Furious 7
>Paul Walker dies
>Breaking billion in box office
>Directed Star Trek Beyond
>Anton Yelchin dies
>Profit??
Coincidence? I THINK FUCKING NOT, YOU MURDEROUS CHINK
>>71011793
cyka blyat
>>71011872
CNN, I'm Star Trek
>>71011611
>he's probably a big deal to that fanbase
Call me when Walter dies then I may give a shit.
So easy to spot the redditors in this thread
>>71007795
Also he probably had a threesome with Daddario and Ashley Greene
>>71011917
:(
not anymore
>>71007076
>tfw your car goes full Reinhardt on you
>>71011684
>digivice
Disgusting
>>71011494
I would kill myself if that happened
>>71011944
fuck your breaking bad obsession, the show's over move on.
Been a big fan for so long. Ever since Charlie Bartlett I've loved the guy and been excited for any movie of his.
I wish Ava turned him.
>>71008064
beyond savage
>>71011932
all in car accidents too
don't piss this guy off.
>>71011793
beam me up, god.
>>71010128
how slowly though, i wonder?
>>71011957
HEY EVERYONE IT'S A REFERENCE DO YOU GET IT
>>71012001
Karl Drago needs to start walking to the Aquaman shoots.
>>71011857
>Con-Ed
>In Los Angeles
>>71007076
>Put it in park, they said.
>>71011790
It would be pathetic if he wasn't.
Star Trek was fucking shit
>>71012032
he only kills you after all your scenes are done.
>>71012037
famous people can do anything they want, including get their power from across the country. I'm sure it's ridiculously pricey to do, too.
>>71009157
keked
>>71011932
Fuck this actually would be a great idea for a slasher flick, a director that kills his stars so he could earn more money with his movies.
literally who?
poopies lol i want many poopies xDD poopies poopies i want le poopies lolol
>>71007076
who?
>iTrek actor
>>71012037
I don't have time to worry about the utility services in your arid, inferno shithole of a state
What did they mean by this?
>>71012122
it's kinda similar to Death Proof...
>>71011910
Fright Night
Green Room is his best film but I don't think it has been released to the home entertainment market yet.
>>71012142
rip Star Trek
>>71009684
gated community or HOA, probably
Name three things wrong with Terminator Salvation.
>>71011892
>Not choke holding Justin Faggotlake and using him as a human shield while backing up into the darkness and setting up boobie traps and proceed to murder everyone involved
Died like a bitch 2bh
>>71007076
Can someone explained how this happened? If you leave your car in neutral on a steep driveway, as soon as you try to get out of your car wouldn't the car start to roll backwards?
>>71007076
U thought Walter Koenig was dead. Who cares about this faggot.
>>71012142
>Star Trek dies in an accident
Pic related was the weapon used in the crime.
>pinned between car and brick mailbox
Masterfully executed "accident".
"Silent Assassin" achieved
>>71012171
No time-travel's a big one for me.
>>71012122
would be a good idea until the director does it IRL.
>>71012173
the other guy wouldve just killed them both
F
>>71012142
>Star Trek at his computer
>>71011341
Poor Viper. What motivated him to wear THOD anyway?
>>71011932
you know too much, white boy.
Loving every laugh
Especially you autismo tards who think this is foul play
>>71012142
>Man charged, found living with 12 girls
was he charged with being ABSOLUTELY BASED?
>that piece of shit Beyond will now be dedicated to him
At least Duncan had the good sense not to dedicate Memecraft to Bowie
>>71012171
1. PG13
2. No classic terminator music
3. Christian Bale's rant was cut for theatrical release
>>71011932
We need to hold this man responsible for what he's done.
>>71012171
the terminator throwing people around instead of just killing them
marcus being knocked out from a punch by the doctors
christian bale as john connor
>>71012268
Bowie wasn't actually in Warcraft, so it would have been an even douchier move.
Good thing it was just auto asphyxiation, with no erotic bit.
>>71009733
You gotta love him
>>71012142
>WITH EVERY DEATH COMES HONOR
>>71007076
He didn't drive so good.
>>71012308
>christian bale as anything he wants to be
slow your roll, hothead.
Who fucking cares? NuTrek isn't Star Trek and never will be.
>>71011241
people don't love you, do they?
I wonder how his father feels about his son dying on father's day.
>>71012208
I forgot there was a hot white alien chick in this movie, another reason to see it now.
>>71007076
man that's some final destination shit
this guy dies at 27 while that fat bitch melissa mccarthy shits out more movies while stuffing her pie hole
fuck this earth
>>71011910
If Green Room is on VOD or torrent sites, watch that. If it isn't then watch Fright Night.
>>71009363
>almost 26
>get motion sickness in vehicles so can't drive without medicine or just accepting the nausea
No thanks.
>>71011932
Justin Lin didn't direct Furious 7, James Wan did. Lin did 3, 4, 5 and 6. Not 7.
>>71012176
It takes a moment for the axles to engage, and then another moment to pick up speed depending on how much it weighed. Since he was crushed between the mailbox and car in the driveway, and most mailboxes face the street, I'm guessing this all went very fast. He must have been walking directly behind the car for it to go down that way, but stranger things have happened.
>>71012418
asian conspiracy confirmed
>>71008064
Spider-Memes just keep giving.
>>71007795
>>71011950
What a man. RIP in pieces.
This guy was a fucking Russian piece of subhuman shit. Only good communist is a dead communist. Rot in fucking hell.
>>71007076
I literally just finished watching the screenjunkies interview with him then I open 4chan and boom he's dead. What the actual fuck.
For the lazy:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0B065uVUEZ0
>>71007076
>Yelchin is squelchin
I lol'd
The Star Trek curse claims another unexpected victim.
>>71009369
Nice guys finish last. Ergo, no reason to stay nice
>>71009753
I rewatched both Fright Nights just last week and really preferred his Charley. Fuck that timing.
>>71012418
stop ruining the meme
But what was in the mail?
>>71012499
Considering how many actors are in star trek there really can't be a curse.
F
Another white devil back to the pit
>>71012527
The Chek
of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human
>>71012527
the Czech
well shit
>>71009363
walk into heavy traffic blog-faggot.
>>71007254
Ask Jo Cox.
>>71012486
His parents literally fled from the authorities of the Sovjet Union and he was born in the United States.
Now I do not know what Americans consider to be communist, but I don't think he fits that description on the grounds of his ethnicity.
>>71011241
>rehearsal
Well it sounds like it was part of his job. If you inexplicably miss work, people are going to come looking for you.
>>71012380
im sure he feels great
retard
wew sticky lads, rip
>F
>>71007425
this
Why the fuck is there a sticky about some nobody from the shitty reboot movies?
>>71012499
Yelchin's like the first one to die of non-age related reasons.
>>71012610
>im sure he feels great
sociopaths get out
>>71007076
gone too soon :(
My God man, drilling holes in his head is not the answer. The artery must be repaired. Now, put away your butcher's knives and let me save this patient before it's too late.
>>71011241
I love this place, it's such an amazing window into a weird subculture.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I literally just finished watching Only Lovers Left Alive andhis character dies in it
DUDE
His death in Only Lovers Left Alive was so much better. Damn this makes me sad.
>>71007076
He will never know who Azor Ahai is?
>>71007223
he'll finally get that Darwin Award nomination he's been after
>>71012649
it was sarcasm you complete chode
>>71009157
Calling an Ambulance in case you get pinned between it and your car. Somehow.
>>71011910
Only Lovers Left Alive
>>71012695
its obviously sam
>>71007076
What a Clumsy Smurf. Really should've chekov'd his brakes.
>>71012692
>>71012694
>same movie deathmind
>>71007425
yeah but at least this death is funny.
>>71012694
What a cutiepie.
>>71012694
smooth feet i like please post more bb
>too weak to push a car in neutral
nu-male got what he deserved 2bh
>>71009029
>this was good cinema in 2002
jesus christ
So he got demoted to red shirt.
>>71012692
>>71012694
Why couldn't she just have turned him?
>>71012746
Source nigger.
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
He was crushed by a machine while trying to obtain valuable information.
God fucking shit dammit I accidentally a thread. Whatever, man.
>>71007076
NOOOOOO FUCK I ACTUALLY LIKED THIS GUY
Who cares?
Look at this 8
>>71012806
Stop it.
We have enough funny posts with a bunch of replies for the r/4chan screenshot.
>>71012789
>implying that scene is bad
Sam Raimi's Spider-Man >>> all modern capeshit
>>71012816
>>>/r/, abbo.
>>71007076
YELCHIN IS GONE SIR
RIP
>>71011125
hello rato!!!
>>71009311
>whites, asians, hispanics, africans, and blacks are the only races that exist
american education
>>71007440
>>71008925
But Anton is a joo, too
>>71011910
Watch House of D, Mang ;_;
>Starring Robin Williams and Anton Yelchin
;_;
EDD
ING
TON
>The car pinned Yelchin, 27, against a brick mailbox pillar and a security fence at his home
>He had gotten out of the vehicle momentarily
>police did not say why he was behind it when it started rolling.
What kind of car needs this kind of recall? This is terribly too brutal to be suicide.
>>71012847
I'm sorry
>>71012746
>>71012764
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>71007076
;__;
This is more tragic than the 50 faggots shot up at orlando.
Rip
>>71011793
NOTHING
HE SAID NOTHING
>>71012890
I think I'm in love
>>71012867
>there are inhabited continents besides the Americas, Europe, Asia, Africa and Australia
no education whatsoever
>>71012789
What are you saying? that scene and the 2002 Spiderman film is probably the best capeshit film ever made
Compare it to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vACyYOM91LM
>>71011125
hello rato!!
>>71012694
>Only Lovers Left Alive
looks cool
>vampire
fucking dammit
>>71012682
He is dead jim
>>71012922
CUTE
U
T
E
>>71008191
HNNNNNNNNG!
Wrong thread, you sod!
>>71011323
underrated post
this is his house
>>71007316
>>71007316
FUCK beat me to it
>>71012976
These are real vampires mang, not your Twilight brand. It is good. Barely worth watching for Yelchin because he has such a small role, but it's good.
>>71013005
I lied, thats his old house.
>>71008242
This is the scene to make me happy that faggot is dead FUCK NORMIES.
>>71013005
>be relatively major character in blockbuster film series
>this is the best you can do
>los angeles
>>71012902
I don't speak communist.
>>71012789
I don't see what's bad about it? the Raimi spiderman films are legitimately the only good capeshit films (TDK aside, but that wasn't really capeshit)
who else remembers him in curb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DySPDmCHgw
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY
HHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
CHAD BTFO
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE GIRL IN YOUR LIFETIME
>>71013086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrtkg5qpp68
>>71009782
>letterman
>>71007076
Poor guy. I kinda liked him. Freak accidents suck. May he rest in peace.
>>71012927
>literal native americans don't exist
>arabs don't exist
>indians don't exist
>hawaiians don't exist
>somoans don't exist
>maori don't exist
>abbos don't exist
and don't try to retroactively lump arabs and indians with asians because you know god damn fucking well you were referring to oriental ching chong asians
>american """""""""""""""""""""""education""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>71012844
>4+4
Well played, sir.
>>71007498
>serious force
its a fucking car
do you have any idea how much force something that ways over a ton makes when rolling down a hill?
Enough to crush your legs, rupture major arteries, and cause you to bleed out, that's for sure
>>71012499
Trek's cast has actually been rather blessed with longevity. Now, Babylon 5, that's a show with a cursed cast.
>>71013110
These memes are out of control
What's his name again /tv/?
>>71013110
For Anton
>>71013132
I swear to god people sometimes think they're in a movie. Humans are fleshbags. A fall down a set of short stairs could possibly kill us.
>>71013119
Fuck off, Steve.
>>71011210
Every time.
>>71013110
>bettercheckmymail
wew fucking lad
I wish I could become a relatively well known figure so when I die memes can bring happiness to others
So sad to hear about Anton Yelchin. I was a HUGE fan. Terrible news. RIP
— Logan Lerman (@LoganLerman) June 19, 2016
Anton Yelchin was a great performer with a bright future. Sincere condolences to his family.
— John Francis Daley (@JohnFDaley) June 19, 2016
I'm so sad to hear about the sudden passing of Anton Yelchin. So tragic. May he rest in peace. My prayers are with his family.
— Lacey Chabert (@IamLaceyChabert) June 19, 2016
I can't believe it , I m fckn hurting bad !
— Karl Urban (@KarlUrban) June 19, 2016
This is unreal. Anton Yelchin is such a talent. Such a huge loss.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 19, 2016
Anton was a sweetheart. Absolutely a great creative partner and artist.
— Guillermo del Toro (@RealGDT) June 19, 2016
Father's Day
— Jay Bauman (@JayBauman1) June 19, 2016
Such sad news about Anton Yelchin. I only admired from afar, but a true artist and a real star in my eyes. Such a loss. Such a tragic loss.
— Sam Claflin (@samclaflin) June 19, 2016
>>71013132
I get that.
I just don't get how it could've picked up enough speed going neutral down a driveway unless it was a legit hill.
>>71013166
American Graffiti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B065uVUEZ0
lmao screen junkies upped an interview with him and saulnier the second they heard he died, fucking disgusting pieces of shit trying to cash in on the death
>>71013228
>— Jay Bauman (@JayBauman1) June 19, 2016
Did a major media outlet seriously post Jay's tweet?
I wonder how long he was there
Did he not have any neighbours?
How could nobody notice poor dead Anton smushed against his mailbox until 1 in the morning?
>>71013166
Anton "This thing weights like a Ton" Yelshin
>>71013238
the guy died
why are you still arguing?
the fuck is even your point?
>>71012142
>honor killings
We had a wave of those about 12 years ago in Germany. Welcome to the Caliphate.
>>71007076
Yes, yes, well done Chekov.
HOWEVER
>>71013228
>I'm so sad to hear about the sudden passing of Anton Yelchin. So tragic. May he rest in peace. My prayers are with his family.
>I can't believe it , I m fckn hurting bad !
I guess there are two approaches to this whole tweeting thing
>>71013228
Hey, Jay hasn't said anything about Anton.
>Put car in neutral
>Check mail
>Sit down by mail box to meditate
>car begins to regret letting you sleep with her and attempts to leave your house
>>71007799
yelchin; yes commanda
damn, he was a bretty gud Chekov and was decent in Green Room
>>71013332
no stop
>>71011684
>11 years old
>conceited asshole
>>71011910
Charlie Bartlett and Alpha Dog are good and comfy
there's also that weird movie where he gets raped
Why would his car be facing the mail anyway? Why not the driveway exit?
This has to have been a hit.
>>71008089
hahahahahaha
>>71013337
i know, he's not making it about himself
Based Jay
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2016 can't keep getting away with this, guys.
>>71007076
yeah, rip
F
>>71013166
Anton "no parking brake, big mistake" Yelchin
>>71013332
HE SAID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>71007076
Aw, what the hell... I really liked this guy. Felt like he was one of those lesser known but very talented gems you don't come across often :-(
he is legit confused though.
Good night, sweet prince.
>>71013482
Wasn't he in Terminator Salvation? I liked him.
>>71013332
Ah, that's some funny shit right there.
>>71013238
It doesn't take much speed. The large mass of a car gives it ridiculous momentum at very low speeds.
While being IN a car that crashes into something at 15 MPH would be no big deal, since you are only dealing with your own body mass and thus your body's momentum change, when you are between a car and the object that stops it at 15 MPH, your body is dealing with the forces required to dissipate a fucking massive amount of momentum and will easily be crushed.
>>71013072
hes single and hes young
why would he need more space?
>>71007076
FUCKING CARS! I HATE THEM!!!
F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71013546
sauce on girl?
>>71013275
Since when is 4chan a 'major media outlet'?
I recently saw him in Odd Thomas. Pretty good movie and he was a good actor
RIP.
>>71007076
>http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jun/19/star-trek-actor-anton-yelchin-dies-in-car-crash-at/
RIP.
>>71013166
Anton "forgot how to park, now I'm a skidmark" Yelchin
>>71013589
there will be sauce on the girl later in the film
>>71013614
I thought that guy had copied and pasted something from a major media outlet.
>>71013589
Rilynn Rae
>>71013619
>Odd Thomas
Fuck I didn't know he was in that movie too
f ;_;7
>>71013624
But he wasn't ran over.
>>71013641
>major media outlet
Why do you keep saying this?
>>71008064
i feel sad because i dont get the joke
So what, he got out of his car to get the mail, but instead of putting it in park, he put it in neutral, and the car slowly rolled back until it reached the incline and slammed right into him?
What shit luck.
>>71013166
Anton "went to get the mail, ended up impaled" Yelchin
>>71013228
>Father's Day
>— Jay Bauman (@JayBauman1) June 19, 2016
What did he mean by this?
>>71013689
Yeah, it seems to honestly be a freak accident
>>71007076
shame the cops or paramedics probably didn't know he was an actor so wouldn't have taken photos from their phone or something that get "leaked".
>generic young white guy actor #4576 gets a sticky
mods confirmed for women or fags
>>71011125
rato hello
Poor dude. Nice actor. At least he had a nice life, more fun than I ever will.
>>71008064
is this the dawn of a new meem?
Guess he forget to properly park his wessel.
>>71013166
Anton "Chek's in the mail" Yelchin
>>71013166
Anton "checking for bills, killed by hill" Yelchin
>>71013166
Anton "Chekin my mail with all the car's weight" Yelchin
>>71011125
hello rato!
>>71013750
He was a likeable ruskie, you gotta cool out my man
>not putting your automatic car in park on a hill
>>71013680
In the film "Spider-Man" (2002), the main villain Green Goblin A.K.A Norman Osborn, played by Willem Dafoe, is defeated by the eponymous Spider-Man when, intending to use his remote-controlled hoverboard to kill Spider-Man by ramming its forward blades into him, he accidentally crashes the flying craft into himself at high speeds, since Spider-Man was able to use his advanced "spider-sense" to evade its attack.
I don't understand this at all. So he got out of his car to get the mail, and from the time it took him to walk to the mailbox the car came rolling down the hill and crushed him? How does that make any sense? Wouldn't he see the car start rolling once he got out of it?
>>71007841
you're an idiot
>>71007429
Ask hank shrader
>>71013110
2 Fast 2 Soon
>>71013860
me on the left
>>71012827
Oh good. Glad to see you're alright.
>>71011884
I hope so. Probably the only chance i have making an impact at all on humanity. It's guaranteed to make the local news, it's a tragedy.
>>71011125
jokes on you , you fucking rat I'm already balding
>>71013865
The car was BEHIND HIM the WHOLE TIME
>>71012160
July 12th it's released. I can't wait. I absolutely loved Blue Ruin and I missed my chance to see Green Room in theaters. It'll be the only I won't pirate, I made that decision before I heard of this dudes death though, I really like the director.
>>71007076
Fuck me that is a Final Destination tier death. It's ridiculous.
The car was obviously possessed.
>>71009229
Yes, Jews love to have things shaped like ovens outside their homes.
>>71007571
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>71013860
This pic always cracks me up. Someone need to make a "Imagine being X" copypasta for this.
>>71013929
THEN WHO WAS CAR?
Never watched any star trek but seems like cool dude so rip
>Getting killed by your own car
>dying a slow miserable death by yourself only to realize how dumb of a mistake you made
>taking that last breathe of fresh air while realizing that TMZ is going to find you pinned against a wall by your own car and that faggot with the high pitch voice is going to make a quip about the whole thing
I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU GUYS DONT DO THIS
>>71008821
I've accidentally put my car in reverse instead of drive before, these things happen. And he was probably parked at the very top of his driveway, so it would have taken his car a bit of time to start rolling. He clearly forgot to get his mail that day so it's not far out to assume he might have just been a forgetful dude or was tired or something. Also cars are fucking heavy
Fuck man. He was pretty based in Fright night and like crazy.
Handsome as fuck too. RIP
>>71007076
FUCK
Yes, yes, you were an up and coming actor with a bright future Anton.
However
>>71013991
i'm calling it now: marijuana induced
Like Ledger, he was a balding dude in his 20s.
His career would've been over anyway.
>>71007076
Im now sure he was excecuted by his hollywood masters.
I meam
Star trek
Star?
Trek?
The hollywoods pranked justin lin by killing an actor because its cia spring
Also most men can a resist a car.....
Did they know he was unbuffed?
fuck me man what a way to go
being slowly crushed
darwin never fails
>>71011204
more like B+
i liked the guy in T4 and Like Crazy
>>71013863
oh kek i remember now wew
This is Final Destination. Over the next few weeks, every actor in the Star Trek reboot will die in freak accidents.
>>71011210
One time I parked, turned off the engine, then went to get something in the glove compartment without realizing I was parked on a very slight incline and then almost rolled back into another car that was driving by.
After that I always always pull the handbrake right as I park, even if the area looks flat.
>>71009363
i'm 24 now and just started learning. It's scary how easy it is to make one fuck up if you lose your focus. Granted I'm driving a huge fucking SUV that controls horribly, so it's a bit harder to learn with.
you and I will make it, anon
we'll all be dead by new years at this rate
>>71013865
There was a probably a flat surface on top, so the car started rolling slowly before getting to the hill, then picked up speed as it rolled down the incline. He was also walking down the hill to the mail box, so his back was to the car. If was tired or wearing headphones, he probably didn't hear the car coming until it was too late.
>>71008242
>you will never have this.
>>71013228
>Lacey Chabert
mmmmmmm
>>71013589
Give the guy a few minutes he just got started!
>>71007321
FUCK
“A fatal traffic collision happened in Studio City. On Sunday, June 19 at 1:10 in the morning, a fatal traffic collision occurred. It was the result of the victim’s own car rolling backwards down his steep driveway, pinning him against a brick mailbox pillar and security fence,” said LAPD spokesperson Jenny Hauser. “The victim was on his way to meet his friends for rehearsal. And when he didn’t show up, his friends went to his house, where they found him deceased by his car. It appeared he had momentarily exited his car leaving it in the driveway.”
>>71014084
Point is to develop muscle memory.
Just practice. Thickest traffic, worst roads. You'll be a Driver yet.
>>71009283
Why did you post this fuck I didn't even know much about him but now I miss him
>>71013985
>>dying a slow miserable death by yourself only to realize how dumb of a mistake you made
sheeit
how do we know he didnt die instantly though
>>71013228
>Anna Kendrick
fuck off rat face herpes whore.
>>71014139
one of my first childhood crushes
what was that movie called again
>tfw walk and bike everywhere
>never have to worry about this
post yfw
who
>>71014278
>walk and bike everywhere
>car loses control and crashes into you
>>71014139
DR. PAVEL. I'M H.O.T.
>>71009961
Ali
Howe
>>71014246
lost in space
>>71011910
Odd Thomas, without a doubt
>>71014329
das fucking it mayne
>>71013228
Why do I get the feeling that Karl Urban is the only one of those guys who's actually emotionally affected. Based Karl.
>>71013332
Nice, that's nice.
>>71014235
Mm
Maybe he thoughe he was attacked
>>71007076
PRESS F FOR RESPECTS
F
>>71013985
kek
>>71014304
it was almost as random aspaul walkerim still not over it
>>71011910
Alpha Dog if you want to see him beg for his life saying he doesn't want to die and realize he was probably thinking this as he slowly died this morning
Quads btw
>>71014278
>tfw walk and bike everywhere
>never have to worry about a gf
fix'd
Isn't pinning the thread a bit tasteless?
>>71013332
oh fuck
so rude im not even gonna save it
>>71014395
PRESS F FOR 'FUCK TRIPFAGS!"
F
PILEDRIVER BONUS
>>71014387
Other kids?
Look at pine
>>71012527
>The check is in the mail
>>71007235
>>71009206
oh the keks
>>71013348
underrated
>>71009052
ITT: Poor people
>>71013860
HIS FUCKING FACE THO
>>71007223
Sounds like he really wanted to post that letter
>>71010764
GEOOOOORGE
>>71014446
> him beg for his life saying he doesn't want to die and realize he was probably thinking this as he slowly died this morning
Jesus Christ, man.
>Anton literally gave his life away to get nominated to the Darwin Awards
And people say Heath Ledger was dedicated.
>>71013860
she has the body of a gangster from the 50's.
>>71007076
So who did he piss off?
Rest in rip :(
Hel's a Russian Jew. He's not a real Jew.
>>71014453
It's to keep the ghosts out
>>71008064
>>71008089
somebody make a Reinhardt pinned one
>>71011241
Most young people actually communicate with others. Those people usually notice within hours something is up.
But on the other end you have old people with no friends and kids that only call them once a month, they are the ones that take days to find.
>>71011125
Hello rat
>>71014246
LACEY CHABERT is PENNNY ROBINSON™
in
LOST IN SPACE ©1998 NEW LINE CINEMA
THIS COULDA BEEN US BUT YOU PLAYINwith neutral
>>71010764
DELETE THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPHVGjP74-w oh the irony
>>71014644
wait how old is she there?
>>71011125
helo rato
>>71007076
This is surprising. I saw him in Alpha Dogs and he was decent. I didn't care much for his other films though to be honest. Philip Seymour Hoffman's death hit me much harder. Still, too young to go. Good night sweet prince.
I bet it was done by the original Chekov who didn't want to let the limelight go.
>>71011138
Anton Yelchin, fuckface! Can you not read?
>>71011125
hello,
rato!!
>>71014700
old enough, am I right fellow anons?
Well at least he had a threesome with Amber Heard and Amanda Seyfried. Captcha: select pick up trucks kek
>>71014446
>>71014547
2 years ago my cousin's car was in park at the top of his drive and it just started rolling randomly down the hill, hit the cable box across the street and exploded on impact. Incline wasn't even that steep, things like this happen and sometimes people are involved and that fact is fucking terrifying.
Darwin Awards entry when?
>>71014700
Old enough13
>>71010856
>leg splits open
>blood everywhere with a splat
Yeah, that's how physics works, falling 10 ft doesn't do shit.
The 27 Club is only a myth right?
>>71007076
>He wanted to be taken to a Nuklear Wessel and buried at sea
>>71014411
checked keked rekt
they drank
ian
HOLD THE CAR
POSTING IN A STICKY
i've seen this guy from somewhere else..i wanna say hunger games? what else is he from where i would recognize him f4mili4
>>71014807
You go, man, people need to hear the truth about how that series of films based on predestination grounded in the supernatural prophesying of one's death isn't getting the physics right.
>>71014910
He was Cheryl's nephew or whatever in Curb Your Enthusiasm, the one who learned a magic trick and wouldn't tell Larry how.
>played Kyle Reese in Terminator Salvation
>killed by a rogue machine
What's happening??
>>71007076
Now that young Reese is dead, is John Conner vanished as well?
>>71014910
Star Trek or Fright Night?
>star in anti white propaganda
>get killed
thank you jesus christ
only saulnier is left
RIP cutie. Seemed like a sweet guy
>>71007223
God that must have hurt.
>>71007076
Why can't pieces of talentless shit like Olivia Munn die in random car crashes?
RIP, Anton. I enjoyed everything I saw you in.
>>71011793
>Give me 24 hours... I can get you your money!
>>71015008
>nazis
>white
oh boy
Goddamnit.
We're never getting the Odd Thomas sequals/series now.
At least Driftless Area was decent.
>>71014775
It's really depressing it's such an undignified way to go.
>>71014278
He was walking when he die.
damn the way he died is pretty fucking scary actually, some final destination bullshit
>>71015149
Probably rolled back and he got behind it trying to stop it or some shit.
We need the scene from Civil War only instead of Evans holding back the chopper it should be Yelchin's car.
>>71015149
Shit happens.
>>71015140
This response made me laugh harder than anything itt
Literally how in the name of fuck do you drive over yourself?
>>71011793
"Don't tell Harry"
another normie bites the dust
>>71015211
I see shit like this and it genuinely makes me think of fate, like when people's time comes it comes
Unless this was a mob debt murder or some shit then this is some darwin awards idiocy.
>>71015211
Fuck man
>>71007076
He always committed to his roles, he gave them all he had.
>>71015211
He'll be fine.
>>71015211
Tough luck.
>>71015275
It's so mundane, I love it.
>>71015308
Here's a classic for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iazTQVi1CEE
>>71015327
His car was pretty committed to its rolls too.
>>71008418
>causality rate
They caused the deaths?
>>71015211
d-did he ded?
>>71013238
M8 its not like he died instantly. He probably got pinned and died slowly over the course of several hours in agonizing pain.
>>71015281
sauce or name of girl?
>>71015211
Fuck me. Dying face down in a bin.
You might imagine you're going to go on the operating table or hit by a bus. You'd maybe hope that some kind of agency was behind it other than sheer shitty luck.
>>71014910
Alpha Dog? THe movie where Olivia Wilde did her first nude scene.
Those tits were better than her milk jugs atm im o
>>71015496
I'm sorry my friend, when I find out you'll be the first to know
>>71015211
this and the one with the guy getting hit by a rock propelled by a tire really make you think
>>71015522
>milk jugs at the moment
???
>>71008064
I always thought he said "Dontell, hurry!" as in "Dontell hurry and get help I seem to have stabbed myself pretty badly here!" But I never understood why he was calling Spider-man "Dontell" because "Dontell" is a black persons name and Spider-Man wasn't black. The whole movie had confusing shit like that in it. As a matter of fact most movies do
>>71015256
If he didn't put on his emergency parking break on then the car would have rolled down the hill
>>71015592
where's the mailbox?
>>71007076
rip dead russian with the fakest russian accent
>>71015407
I see shit like this and I rewind the video to about 30 seconds before it happens. That's the last 30 seconds of their entire life. They don't know the end is coming in literally 30 fucking seconds. They spend that time behind the wheel of a car taking a mundane journey down a barren stretch of highway.
I don't know what I'm trying to articulate. Just that...life is so bizarre.
>>71015256
>>71015480
Dumb rodentposter.
Wow... can't believe this
>>71015496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6CCePrJlaU
>>71015552
>guy getting hit by a rock propelled by a tire
He did not die though (but that does not really change anything).
Brb getting g the mail
>>71015592
BAN ASSAULT MAILBOXES
DON'T BE A DICK BIN THAT BRICK
>>71015695
boner deflated.
thank you anyway.
>>71015211
>>71015407
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iazTQVi1CEE
I'm legit sad now, thanks /tv/
>>71012334
It's high noon!
Literally who?
>>71007841
fuck off Petro
>>71015695
DROPPED
>jew
>>71015791
>that video
>>71015635
It's funny because you can totally die out of the blue while posting on 4chan for no good reason. That's why you must stay vigilant and encrypt your hard drive right now.
Good night sweet prince
Anton Yelchin, who died in a freak car accident Sunday, leaves behind several completed films and a high-profile animated TV show that have not been released.
Most notably, Yelchin will be seen next reprising his role as Pavel Chekov in Paramount’s “Star Trek Beyond,” which debuts on July 22. It’s the third time he’s starred as the Russian ensign since Paramount re-booted the franchise in 2009, then released “Star Trek Into Darkness” in 2013.
Yelchin also stars in Netflix’s upcoming animation series “Trollhunters” for Guillermo del Toro and DreamWorks Animation, which premieres in December. He plays the lead role “Jim” in series opposite Kelsey Grammer and Ron Perlman in the series. The announcement was made June 15 at France’s Annecy Festival and marks Del Toro’s first work for kids and families.
He had also completed filming the sci-fi drama “Rememory” opposite Peter Dinklage in a story about a professor who mysteriously dies on the eve of releasing his life-changing invention.
>peter dinklage
will he speak at hte memorial
>>71010257
sauce?
>>71015695
God fuck, I've had that picture a good while, and I;ve always thought "maybe I'll find sauce some day, it looks a lot like porn, I hope it's some nice porn to watch, I'd like that"
Now to find out that she's not only a feminist but an actual fucking slam poet
this is worse than no sauce
I mean 'good blowjob eyes' is exactly what I was thinking
>>71009490
Anton did literally none of those things
Rip brother. Green Room was pretty good.
>>71015874
Archer turned it into a shitty meme but I'm legit afraid of brain aneurisms
>>71015921
>peter dinklage
https://twitter.com/Peter_Dinklage/status/728633047843778560
>>71015603
He was foreshadowing Miles Morales
>>71015921
>Netflix’s upcoming animation series “Trollhunters”
Hey that might be good.
>>71015921
what is happening in this picture?
What a stupid way to kill yourself. Moron.
>>71014874
Stick it in your posty(that's short for 'posterior'), asshole!
F
They see me rollin', they hatin.
>>71015982
I used to be but I grew out of it.
Not only is it one of the fastest and presumably most painfree ways to go but if you spend your life worrying about your death instead of living then what's even the point of worrying in the first place? You might as well be gone.
>>71016009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X_j6ZzFOUg
>>71014025
this is too rude m8, think about your life baka
>>71016058
Damn, Olivia has really tipped over than fine line between PAWG and regular obese white woman
LITERALLY
WHO
So was it Sudoku?
>>71016052
>Not only is it one of the fastest and presumably most painfree ways to go
If you will go. There's a chance that you will live and boy your life won't be pretty.
Still, you can die from a heart attack and that would be a short but unpleasant trip to universe of pain. Not cool.
>>71015522
https://youtu.be/in4WG_GWorw?t=4992
olivia wilde titties on youtube
>>71016112
Subaru, i think
>>71011125
hello rat
>>71014700
I was 11 at the time so fuck you guys she 'was' hot
i should care because he was in a movie or something.
>>71016117
Then again slipping into oblivion from a world of pain might feel like a pleasant release. Like standing up to fast and having the blood rush to your head then slowly fading back to normal.
When I read the heading, I told myself "surely he wasn't 27years old".
Turns out he was.
Why is 27 such a cursed number?
>>71007223
is this even real life
I'll miss you Anton!
>>71012384
There's also a dumbass dirt bike.
>>71007235
>Pavel Chekov
>Pavel
>ran over himself
the fuck. how common is this?
>>71016179
Nobody says you should care, you fucking dumbass.
Is caring about things you familiar such a hard fucking concept to grasp?
Fucking "why should I care" autists, literal fucking retards.
Literally who
>>71007076
Rest in piece
BAN ASSAULT MAIL BOXES
WAKE UP AMERICA
>>71016052
My aunt had an aneurysm and it just destroyed her short term memory so she was basically Guy Pearce in Memento, couldn't form new memories. She was basically a shadow of her former self and couldn't do anything at all. She'd been doing a Ph.D, but after this she just sat around watching shit like Springer and Sally Jesse Raphael because they put up a thing on the screen telling you what it's about every minute or so. So she was able to watch that shit. Clung on for about five years then died of another one. Was a mercy at that point.i
tl;dr it's an OK way to go if it kills you immediately. It can be a fucking horrible thing to survive.
What the fuck? Darwin awards lmao
>>71015791
dude wtf
>>71016278
Less common that being shredded by a shark, more common than being hit by a meteoroid.
>>71011241
Are you serious
>>71016179
You wouldn't care about your mother being fucked by niggers to death either, stupid faggot
>>71011125
hello el rato
http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/19/anton-yelchin-dead-accident-scene-photos/
>>71007076
The Jews killed him. They wanted him to come out as gay but that was based on false rumors and he actually wasn't gay. When he refused they killed him.
I was one of the first responders, there was a note in his mailbox that said
"You should have been checking the male".
>>71011125
hello rat o
>>71011125
fuck you rat
So I guess if that new TV show fails, ST is dead again right?
>>71016405
>The 27-year-old had a security camera trained at the gate which may have captured the accident.
christ
>>71016107
Flew too close to the sun, a warning to anyone who wants to wife a phat assed white chick
>>71016443
That joke was funnier when Eminem made it however many years ago.
>>71016443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI0-u-1FYjY
>>71011125
hello rato!
>>71014162
I live in Studio City.
I heard the fucking sirens early this morning.
Didn't think much of it, you hear sirens all the time in L.A.
Fuck!!!
LEAK IT
RIP LIL NIGGA
Goddamn what a shitty way to die. Really liked him in Green Room and Odd Thomas. RIP
>>71010120
>implying he wouldn't have taken photos
>>71016598
any helicopters?
>>71011125
hello rato!
He's dead jim
>>71014977
>>71014995
jesus chirst i forgot about that
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) expanded its investigation into E-shift gear shifters in a number of Fiat Chrysler vehicles. Specifically, the agency is looking into reports that vehicles may roll away after drivers exit the vehicle, thinking that they had put the transmission into Park. NHTSA has collected 314 complaints linked to these transmissions, including 121 reports of crashes and 30 injuries.
Guaranteed 8 figure payoff to the next of kin for sure.
>>71013157
No shit! They've lost more regulars than ST:ToS and the show was some 25 years later!
>>71007076
I'd a soft spot for him, he was talented and cute as hell.
R.I.P.
Yellow shirt turned into a red shirt.
>>71007937
go away /pol/
>>71016663
I don't know I fell back to sleep. Like I said, all too common.
>>71009961
Rob Ford
![Black Dynamite.2009.BDRip.720p.h264.Rus.Eng.[torrents.ru].webm](https://i.imgur.com/q9aWx3x.jpg "Black Dynamite.2009.BDRip.720p.h264.Rus.Eng.[torrents.ru]")
this is some straight dark comedy shit. what a way to die
how do we honor him?
>>71016756
Did this guy actually die though? That body tensing is something that happens when you get knocked out. Usually if you get killed that tensing stops almost immediately after. He was lying there like that for quite a while.
>>71016880
By marrying teethfu.
>>71016880
Charlie Manlett stream?
>>71016737
boy he was balding in leaps and bounds
>>71016756
Hmm let me walk to this spot where I die
rip anton ylechin
world's first real-life redshirt
>>71010764
>rhythm a word with itself
>poetry
>>71016756
>1998 vietnam veteran cop shooting
Is that the one wherethe guy's dancing and saying "Kill me, kill me" and then the cop is screaming PLEASE STOP NOW?Cause that one's pretty horrible.
>>71016896
He did not die, will try to find a source.
>>71012142
He also has a pretty JUST hairline there, why are CNN such an assholes?
>>71011125
hello rato!
>>71016663
>>71016798
I think it was around 1:30 - 2:00AM, the cops went tear-assing down Laurel Canyon heading south up into the hills.
>>71016905
I guess I'll take one for the team.
rip in peace sweet prince
too pure for this world
>>71016928
>rhythm a word
One. Job.
>>71007944
anti-Assault cars is code for anti-Mexican
thank god it wasn't the real chekov
>>71016930
yes
and then the cop shoots AGAIN and the veteran finishes him off
when the veteran is found later that day under a bridge he was askes why he killed the cop
the veteran responded"because he let me"
>>71007223
Yelin
U can let go off my dik now
>>71016975
God she's so lovely.
I need to watch this movie, because I was in a relationship just like it and I think there's probably a lot I'll identify with. But I haven't got around to it because I feared the feels might be too much. Now, after his death, it's going to be even worse.
Was suggestin for you boiz to read this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths and our sweet prince is already there!
>>71007076
>we are the same age
>same hairline
>but he's dead
I win.
Holy shit.
RIP in pieces.
>>71015791
Fuck, I've seen a lot of disgusting shit but this kinda got me.
brb calling my mother
Boy that sure is sad
![Your Amazon order of [Wellington Puritan 28764 Twisted Manila Rope] has shipped.webm](https://i.imgur.com/mFkhE9m.jpg "Your Amazon order of [Wellington Puritan 28764 Twisted Manila Rope] has shipped")
>>71017046
;_;7 here's to him
I wonder if they were friends. Maybe she'll be at his funeral.
>>71017078
My man Heraclitus out here just trying to cure some dropsy and gets eaten by dogs
>>71017027
This. It's like finding out Henry Cavill got paralysed in an accident instead of Reeve. Meh.
>>71007076
Reminder to put your car in park and dont drive drunk
>>71017080
Don't go to the parking lot tomorrow.
>>71015791
>>71015407
>My brain had repressed the part about him crying for his mother
It's times like these when I can truly appreciate being a neet living in his mother's house. It means I can go and hug her right away.
>Yelchin died before Koenig and the rest of the surviving originals
>NuTrek lost one before TNG/DS9/VOY
Well fuck.
>>71017078
>that link
I went through a bunch of those pages once when I was bored at work (a night shift job that allowed unfettered internet access) changing every single unwarranted use of 'ironic' to 'coincidental' or whatever other word was appropriate. Lots of work to be done in Actors Who Committed Suicide, for example.
>>71017165
Make you sure you don't slip and break your neck.
Six Feet Under, anyone?
F
>>71011755
Very likely actually, probably punctured a lung and he just sat there and died
>>71007076
>El profesor jirafales no tuvo sticky, pero este literally who actor de reparto de una franquicia casi muerta sí.
Been following his career since Alpha Dog.
RIP mate
>>71014374
multi-kek
>>71007076
>It's real
Fuck, RIP, I'll miss you, Anton.
>>71017217
Lel. I am already persistently burdened by the knowledge of my impending demise but knowing that if life goes my way I will still have to see the people I love most fade into memory is what hits me hardest.
Darwin award for leaving his SUV in neutral on a slope to go check his mail. If not for being a beloved celeb, this guy would instantly be called a retard.
>>71017136
>I travel on the London Underground erryday
>Felicity Jones will never sit opposite me, smiling while self-consciously trying to hide her cute teeth
Be russian.
Run yourself over.
Holy shit
RIP charlie bartlett
Another liberal in California dies. Too bad, so sad
>>71017279
ikr
>>71015407
Damn. They instantly started crying, no "are you okay" or anything. Shit must have mangled her face up pretty hard.
>>71011125
hellorato
>>71017186
>>NuTrek lost one before TNG/DS9/VOY
Shit, when you put it like that, it really is shocking.
Man, this makes me sad. He had some potential. The way he died though is fucking surreal.
Pajama Trek actor dies, sticky.
Greatest TV Show of all time air in 3h, no sticky.
BRAVO MODS
>actually dying in a transporter accident
>>71014977
>no one has made a webm of the scene from T3 where Kristanna Loken reprograms the cars to kill John Conner ending with the news blurb about his death
IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB, SKYNET CAN CRUSH STEEL CHECHENS
>>71017378
>Greatest TV Show of all time air in 3h, no sticky.
who?
u talking about got?
are you fucking dense?
>>71017394
Energize.
>>71015791
that video hit me like a ton of bricks
>>71007841
It's not rude. Slavs and Russians are generally degenerates and should be treated as such.
>>71017344
What's sadder is no one will miss you if you died. Like you never existed in the first place.
>>71015791
Ain't that a brick in the head
>>71017136
>swn nibble your foreskin
;__;
reconstruction of the accident when?
I'm hoping for Taiwan CGI news
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>71008961
Celebrities, and people in general, are constantly dying. This year is no different.
>>71017152
fuck off, nuTrek is alright, BvS was garbage.
CRASHING THIS CAR
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>71017378
>thinking GoT needs a sticky
jesus christ could you be more pleb
Peter O'Toole didn't get a sticky.
He probably got knocked out and cut at the same time, and bled out before regaining consciousness.
Anne Hathaway is the poor man's Anna Kendrick.
One Less Red
>>71017496
nice shoop you heartless bastard
>>71011689
It probably knocked him unconscious or put him in too much shock to scream for help.
what a fucking awful way to die
>>71017505
other way around and that's not debatable.
don't reply to me, you are wrong, no matter how you cut it.
>>71017165
>they fell for the "life" meme
all these idiots dying to random shit and me and my ma will still be kicking,
f
>>71011125
hello
rato
>>71017564
Yeah, breh. Keep telling yourself that.
>>71017478
>tfw you and everyone you've ever known are going to die
>not a single living thing gets out alive
>no one knows what happens once you do die
>>71008927
Neither. Park isn't neutral and will provide some resistance against rolling. But there is a separate handbrake which should also be applied.
>>71017603
You've been dead for longer than you've been alive.
About an infinity longer.
>>71008064
BAAAAHAAAAAAAHAHAHA
>>71007076
Why does this no name faggot from some shitty star trek reboot get a sticky? This is some reddit style shit here you faggot useless mods.
>>71017607
Park locks the transmission. If the vehicle manages to move despite being in Park that means the transmission has literally sheered off a solid steel locking lug and you shouldn't have been driving a piece of shit like that in the first place.
>>71017644
That doesn't make sense, tripfaggot. To die you have to be born first.
>>71007076
>He didn't drive so good.
>got to make out with alexandra daddario in burying the ex
>got to make out with imogen poots in fright night
IT'S NOT FAIR HOW CAN ONE GUY GET TO KISS SO MANY GORGEOUS WOMEN
You know what's even worse? That he was only 27 years old. In hindsight, he was only 5 years older than me and to die at such an age is not natural. To me it looks like a staged suicide, and it is a fucking shame he succeeded.
>>71017673
Well, sure, but my point stands: it's safer to use the handbrake as well.
I'm guessing he left it in neutral with the handbrake half-on, then it started rolling.
>>71007076
RIP in peice spock
>720p
how am I supposed to honor him in a inferior resolution? Thanks Yify...
>>71008064
>IT'S YOU WHO'S OUT ANTON, OUT OF THE CAR!
>anton squelching
He should have chek that the handbrake wasn't ov.
>>71017675
>he thinks there's an afterlife
Your definition of "dead" seems to be based on the assumption that your life has made you into something existentially permanent that you weren't before.
Non existence is more than likely the same after you die as it was before you were born.
The only difference being that before you were born, all of history led up to you but when you die all of history leaves you behind.
![Fright.Night.2011.1080p.BluRay.X264-AMIABLE.mkv_snapshot_00.30.38_[2011.12.08_03.24.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lD0Tkms.jpg "Fright.Night.2011.1080p.BluRay.X264-AMIABLE.mkv snapshot 00.30.38 [2011.12.08 03.24.32]")
>>71007076
WHAT THE FUCK
DONT TRY TO CATCH THE CAR ANTONIN, IT WEIGHS 4000LBS
THIS GUY WAS COOL EVEN THOUGH HE DID TOO MANY HIPSTER ROMANCEY CHICK FLICKS
I LIKED THE FRIGHT NIGHT REMAKE
PAUL FEIG PROBABLY CUT HIS BRAKES, THAT FAGGOT
>>71017675
To be dead only means to not be alive. You've been not alive for ~14,000,000,000 years and alive for let's say 20.
>>71017668
Mods and jannies are literally recruited from reddit
>>71017603
Hold out hope that with the rapid advance of technology we'll have figured out a way around death before old age claims you.
>4chan in charge of their own individual digital god-dom
>>71017770
Why do you suggest this is suicide? There are so many better ways to do that than letting yourself get crushed by your car against a fucking metal gate for hours while you die in agonising pain.
I just want 2016 to fuck off.
>>71012527
>LOOK BEHIND YOU
>>71017818
you sick motherfucker
4chan is a terrible place
>>71017772
There was a camera!
How long until the video leaks?
>>71017838
I don't believe in an afterlife and I don't believe against it either. There simply no way to know. You can say "it's highly likely that there's no afterlife" but there's no way to know. You euphoric cheeto-eater you
Let's do a headcount
>David Bowie
>Alan Rickman
>Rob Ford
>Prince
>Mohammad Ali
>Nancy Reagan
>Now him
>All in one year
Am I missing anyone else?
>>71017965
Yes. Good job.
That's why I said "likely".
Try not to meme so hard next time.
>>71017975
ghostbusters
Will he be the Kurt Cobain of cinema? This dude joined the 27 club...We all know Kurt was murdered, you can't hide it Courtney
>>71017890
The way in which it was done, mostly. From what I have read his car was pinned to his mailbox, and the car's engine was on and in neutral. No one alerted the authorities immediately afterwards about it and the likelihood that the crash killed him instantly is highly unlikely, meaning that he probably spent hours in agonizing pain.
>>71017772
>>71017933
video nao
>>71018009
There's no way to know the probability of something that no one knows about.
he was so good in alpha dog...
>>71018032
Someone post the sex scene or whatever it was from Like Crazy
>>71017975
http://www.syracuse.com/celebrity-news/index.ssf/2016/01/celebrity_deaths_in_2016_famous_photos.html
>>71017975
Lemmy from Motorhead.
It's an even longer list if you're British, we've had quite a lot of our national celebrities die this year.
>>71018054
Which is why you would go with what seems more reasonable based on what we actually DO know.
I take it you've never heard of inference.
>>71007076
i thought Ford fixed that problem
>>71018103
And what do we know? Did Richard Dawkins prove something on r/atheism that you read about?
>>71008064
Shit like this is why I love you guys.
>>71018141
>i was merely pretending
Cool deflection, friendster. Enjoy your shitposting.
![Fright.Night.2011.1080p.BluRay.X264-AMIABLE.mkv_snapshot_00.31.55_[2011.12.08_03.28.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iA0DAoN.jpg "Fright.Night.2011.1080p.BluRay.X264-AMIABLE.mkv snapshot 00.31.55 [2011.12.08 03.28.18]")
>>71018037
LITERALLY WHO EVER PUTS THEIR CAR IN NEUTRAL
ITS THAT FAGGOT FEIG TRYING TO ELIMINATE COMPETITION
STAR TREK 3 COMES OUT RIGHT AFTER PATRIARCHYBUSTERS
>>71017378
>Greatest TV Show of all time air in 3h, no sticky.
Endeavour?
>>71018103
>applying bayesian reasoning to a single-instance yes/no proposition about which no information exists
"No."And I'm an atheist even, just stop, you're making us look bad.
>>71007076
well, that's why they dont let you drive the enterprise.
I literally have no idea who this faggot is
>>71018175
>not answering the question
You said:
>Which is why you would go with what seems more reasonable based on what we actually DO know
So what is it that we do know that makes an afterlife unlikely?
>>71017688
i dont get it
He seemed like a nice, humble dude.
10/10 would drink tea/coffee with and talk about life.
>>71018196
Usually to tow or push a car.
it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to kill yourself with your car, by being outside it, if you dont wear your seatbelt.
now you tell me how the fuck this is possible.
>>71017855
>To be dead only means to not be alive
kek. To be dead means to be no LONGER alive retard. a rock is not alive, but no one would say rocks are dead.
>>71011125
hellorato
You fucking autists, IT'S FOR A ROLE. Jesus Christ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61AWnIZrT5g
>>71018285
I really think you're trolling but I'll bite:
Red shirts in the original series guaranteed you were going to die.
>>71018286
>talk about life
>>71018227
>implying I'm an atheist
Don't ever respond to me or my son ever again.
>>71018251
What indication do we have that there is an afterlife? None. Therefore that is the most reasonable assessment.
1) He died instantly or near instantly
2) He was pinned against the gate unable to move for hours with probably massive (external and internal) injuries for hours as he slowly died
>>71018319
Not him, but..... rocks aren't alive.
>>71017855
Goddamn atheists are retarded. I don't know how you managed to be stupider than Christians, but you did
>>71010764
at least he died in hilarity
>>71018372
what the fuck
He was asolid actor.
God damn it why take the good ines and leave fucking morons like Zack effron alive to do time to make shit.
>tfw no Oscar award, but 1 Darwin award
>>71018305
Even been up in the Hollywood hills? Some of those driveways are damn near pushing 30-40 deg inclines.
If he was driving a manual and forgot to set the parking break, it's possible.
>>71018372
>What indication do we have that there is an afterlife? None. Therefore that is the most reasonable assessment
Or you could just say "I don't know" because it's something that's impossible to know or even guess about.
>that pic
>>71007172
He was one of them, they don't kill other chosen people.
>>71018486
>Even been up in the Hollywood hills?
Only when I'm driving my Lamborghini, thinking about all the great mentors I've had
Wtf he was the only one I really liked in new trek
>>71018486
His gear was actually set to neutral, so it is likely he got out of the car, forgot to change the gear as he did so and this led to the car coming downhill and pinning him against his mailbox.
>>71018305
>by being outside it, if you dont wear your seatbelt.
how would you wear your seatbelt outside it though.
>>71018353
Ah thanks. Sorry didn't grew up with Star Trek
>>71018009
Not the guy you were talking but:
I actually agree with you, but the way you come off and explain it makes me think you're a huge faggot in real life.
Pompous dick.
Was gonna pirate Green Room when I had the chance but guess I'll have to buy it now.
>>71018512
>it's something that's impossible to know or even guess about.
i don't think you understand how extrapolation works. or even the scientific method.
>>71007444
Leonard Nimoy is dead nigga
>>71018569
is that a face of disgust?
>>71018486
>tfw you will never have a modern style bachelor pad in the Hollywood hills
>you will never look out at the seemingly endless expanse of city lights below you while in your pool, listening to relaxing adult swim bumps and reflecting on the achievements you made to get to where you are
>>71007841
Jokes on you, faggot. HE WAS A KIKE! Internationale Clique!
>>71009229
>implying
>>71018550
He must have been in such a rush that he thought he had it in park, but he slid the gear into neutral?
L.A. is fucking dead at 2:00AM, there was no need to rush even if you're running late!
Sad.
>this literal nobody gets a sticky but Peter O'Toole gets nothing
FUCK YOU, JANITORS.
FUCK.
YOU.
>>71017493
He didnt park so good
>>71013975
imagine being jose in that parking..
>>71018101
That was 2015
>>71018296
SO, NEVER
COULD SEE A MANUAL CAR BEING LEFT IN NEUTRAL BY ACCIDENT, BUT YOU REALLY HAVE TO FUCK UP TO PUT AN AUTOMATIC IN NEUTRAL ON STEEP HILL AND THEN GET OUT WITHOUT REALIZING ITS ALREADY ROLLING BACKWARDS, LET ALONE GO RUN AHEAD OF IT IN ORDER TO GET PINNED BEHIND IT
MURDER BY SONY
HE WAS A WHITE MALE, PART OF THE PROBLEM
FUCK THAT PATRIARCHAL STAR TREK 3, SEE THE ALL-FEMALE GHOSTBUSTERS IN THEATERS NEAR YOU
>>71018571
Suck a fat chode, brotendo! XD
Occam's razor bro, I just won this shit!
Do you want me to dumb it down further? I tried to use words that would allow me to make my point somewhat concisely rather than beat around the bush to fit in. Feel free to be upset about it.
>>71018319
If we cease to exist after we die then it's meaningless to say that """""we""""" """""are""""" """""no longer alive""""". """""We""""" """""are""""" not anything, just the same as before we were born. There aren't different types or qualities of non-existence; all non-existent things share one single property - they do not exist.
>>71018450
>>71018512
stop giving the tripfag attention
>>71016920
Underrated.
>>71012262
kek
>>71018709
>pls give me (you)'s
youre literally doing the same
>>71018696
Paul Feig is so weird looking. Who the fuck wears a double-breasted suit to a movie thing
>>71018668
Or probably was under the influence of alcohol and thus forgot that he had left it in neutral. Either way, it is tragic and in a sense it is even worse when you are closer in age to him as I am nearly 23, meaning that he was only 4 years older than me. I guess no one's immune to death itself.
Who?
>>71018372
>Don't ever respond to me or my son ever again.
Well whatever you are, you're making them look bad, and should stop.
>>71018668
He was found a 1AM after not showing up for a 11PM rehearsal so it probably happened closer to 10 PM
>>71013860
>chloe GROSS moretz
>>71018603
>you can test if there's an afterlife by using the scientific method
>dying because you didn't put the handbrake on
>>71017975
>Rob "this cocaine makes me insane" Ford is dead
I had no fucking idea
>>71018757
MODS
>>71018563
>Rob Ford
No worries m8. It's from the 60's, so I understand.
>>71018407
Maybe you can explain? It all seems quite reasonable to me.
>>71018009
>Try not to meme so hard next time.
>Uses memes constantly
Yes. Good job.
>>71018783
>literally proving my point
lmaoing at your life
>tfw even outliving the reboot cast now.
This man can't be beat. This is now a shatner appreciation thread.
>>71018772
So the poor bastard lay there all fucking night huh?
Hope it was quick, otherwise he'd have had awhile to think about it.
.. who?
>>71018680
>Peter O'Toole
Only people over 60 know who Peter O'Toole is. Anton Yelchin has actually been in movies that people around the age of 20 - who are the primary userbase of 4chan - have actually seen.
>>71018749
I wasn't looking for any (You)s and please don't reply to me.
>>71018814
>>71018768
Ok.
>>71018799
5 years too late, faggot
>>71018804
Dead = you were born, experienced being alive and then died
You weren't "dead for 14 billion years" or whatever number the anon above said.
>>71012714
>tilda packing books
>infinite jest
No thanks, I'll avoid Jarmusch's masturbation from now on
>>71018803
Nah I could've been brought up with Star Trek, it was on every day. But parents didn't like it.
>rolled down his driveway
>driveway
Top KEK! At least Paul Walker died like a fucking man, instead of getting rekt by a mailbox.
>>71009380
>that shitty batman franchise
>that shitty cars franchise
And now the shitty trek franchise. They must have killed him on purpose.
>>71018696
Trying too hard, you're not funny
>>71018913
Paul Walker was a Chad douchebag and is burning in hell as I type this.
Feels good
>>71018866
Who is ..Anton Yelchin though? Everyone know Lawrence of Arabia
>>71018823
>le picture of le philosopher
>le colloquial attribution of existence as a predicate is le treated as le serious metaphysical claim
Articulate an objection, faggot.
>>71018804
just look up a dictionary
>death
>noun
>1.
>the act of dying; the end of life; the total and permanent cessation of all the vital functions of an organism.
which means that
>To die you have to be born first.
is correct.
>>71018866
Fuck off, you uncultured reddit piece of shit.
>>71018828
>We will all die within William Shatner's lifetime.
Feels fucking good lad.
Well that's depressing. RIP in peace.
So what are they going to do in Star Trek 4 and 5?
There's still time to edit in a "in loving memory of" in Star Trek Beyond, r-right?
>>71018866
O'Toole also did in fact get a fucking sticky, eventually.
who?
>>71007076
Harsh, I always liked him and he wasn't a douchelord. Fate reaps a terrible bounty this year.
>>71018866
Careful not to fall for it...
>>71018944
And even then, he was only 27 and had enough potential to develop as an actor, so his career was tragically cut short. This is as bad as James Dean dying.
>>71018998
ur mum
This is just more reason to not go outside. I mean, a fucking car? Yet libcucks will circlejerk on about how vaccines kill.
>>71018976
There will be an after-credits scene where CGI Anton is captured by Klingons and they behead him
Then it says Rest in Peace and the lights come back on.
The lust for exotic cars and going fast takes another star from us
You will be missed, Yelchin
whoever you are
>>71007076
Wait, is he going to be ok?
>>71019046
KAHLESSU ACKBAR!
>>71019007
All the celebrities I can't stand are dying off, some even painfully. This is a great year
>>71019059
He's dead
this is just a tie in for fast and furious 8
>he was too fast and too furious, just like paul
>klingons ran him over with a car
fast 8 is in space, calling it now
>>71019059
>>71019103
he'll be fine.
How the fuck do you get crushed against a wall by your own car that you just got out of? Sounds fishy, like he got murdered by the mafia for unpaid debt or something.
That or he's just a total fucking moron.
>>71019051
except he died in his driveway not in his car
>>71019022
I thought vaccine denial was a conservacuck thing. I could be wrong though.
>>71018897
>Dead = you were born, experienced being alive and then died
This is what I'm saying, though. Assuming there's no afterlife, then saying "Paul is dead" is really only a colloquialism, not something referring to a factual state of affairs. "Paul has ceased to exist" is more accurate.
We have two states of affairs:
>Paul doesn't exist
>Paul exists
The first state of affairs is what obtained for something in the neighbourhood of 14 billion years. The second state of affairs came about recently and will quite soon cease.
I'm just making the point that there's no experiential difference between 'not existing' and 'never having existed'. They feel the same - that is, there is nothing that it feels like not to exist.
>>71019059
He'll be fine.
>>71019022
>to not go outside
He probably was coming home after fucking a hot Hollywood actress. He was supposed to leave the next day for a rehearsal which most likely included a bunch of hot Hollywood actresses, one of which he probably would have banged.
wow.
Rock and a hard place, amirite???
>>71018970
;_;
>>71019051
it was a jeep grand cherokee..
>>71019117
>leave car in neutral
>don't put handbrake on
>this mean engine isn't engaged and the car will now roll down wherever gravity pushes it
>drive way is sloped
>hop out of car, go get mail or walk behind it
>die
also remember if the slope is a small incline it will take a few seconds for the car to get moving and pick up speed
W.I.P. Chekov
>>71018947
>quotes a dictionary definition that literally unequivocally confirms what I've been saying
Yeah, the first guy to start yelling YOO STOOPID is almost invariably the thickest cunt in the bunch. Weird, that.
>>71018633
strong reading comprehension skills
>>71007076
i liked him in those movies ;_;
So the car was in neutral...
Did he think he put it in park and got out to get something from the trunk, or what?
>>71019141
ugly as fuck lmao
>>71019132
Most euphoric post I've seen in weeks.
Bravo
>>71019103
New here huh?
>>71019016
James Dean was a legit rising star. He actually starred, as in given the leading role in movies.
I seriously never heard of this guy (RIP) before
>>71019157
>He bought a jeep
DOOOOOOOOOOON'T
HOOOOOLD BAAAAAAAAAACK
>>71007076
Literally who?
who
>>71019260
There's nothing in it that a theist would necessarily disagree with.
>>71019286
He was the second Kyle Reese
>>71019219
No, it doesn't confirm what you were saying. You were saying you've been dead before you were born, which is quite obviously not true. Words have meaning, use them correctly next time.
>>71007799
RIPped
Was he balding?
>>71019237
everyone did ,_,
>>71019256
He's had more women in bed than you'll ever meet son.
>>71019286
>>71019287
impressive
>>71019016
>Anton Yelchin
>James Dean
One of these things is not like the other.
>>71019329
we'll never know
>>71011125
hello rato
What a way to go
>>71010340
dying
>>71012208
>looks just like the first Star Trek movie ever made
>also looks like the Warcraft movie poster
What did Jew Jew mean by this?
will they rename the darwin award to the chekhov award?
cause holy fuck, how do you even kill yourself this way
>>71019342
That doesn't make him any less hideous.
>>71007584
kys
>>71011611
yeah, but that's not really Star Trek and his character is just a cheap ripoff of Walter Koenig's character
motherfuck
gonna watch terminator salvation and star trek.
like karl urban, he really gave the fans what they wanted in terms of honoring past characters.
>>71008064
Dammit, I try to be respectful but I honestly laughter. Rip dude. Thanks for making Trek cool again.
>>71009961
You forgot Peter O'Toole
>>71008064
can someone explain this to me
>>71014278
I see so many biker graves alongside the road. There are these painted white bikes placed where they got ran over by covers, whether they remain in a biker lane or not. Mostly because a lot of truck drivers are fucking insane and speed all the time.
I'd rather drive my car than ever take a bike anywhere, thank you very much.
>>71019372
Learn to read.
Hollywood hills, steeply inclined drive way, heavy vehicle, solid security gate with solid mailbox, car left out of gear and it rolled over him.
The math is not hard.
>>71019016
Yelchin was a good character actor, I'll give you that, but like Dean? Come on.
>>71019326
I'm saying that there's no experiential difference between 'not having been born yet' and 'having been alive and no longer being alive'. I'm also saying that 'dead' simply describes one of those things.
You posted a dictionary definition which confirms that 'dead' does indeed mean one of those things. You mistakenly believe that this supports your position (whatever that even is exactly) but it does not.
>>71011125
hello rato . . . . . .
>>71019477
True.
As we reported, Yelchin's driveway is on a steep incline from the house to the street. It appears the "Star Trek" star had just left his home and cleared the security gate ... but for some reason it appears he got out and left the vehicle in neutral.
Yelchin's 5,000 pound Jeep Grand Cherokee rolled backwards and pinned him against the gate with such force, it bent the metal.
>>71019568
Don't be such a vagina. I bike on major roads with lots of shitty drivers all the time.
>>71019571
why the fuck did he get out of his car though?
>>71019620
why wouldnt you put it in park
its a JEEP not a sports car with a manual transmission
I call foul play.
His car was a Jeep Grand Cherokee:
http://autoweek.com/article/recalls/fca-recall-11-million-vehicles-confusing-shifter
It was recalled for having a confusing shifter. He probably thought it was on Park or something. His family is gonna get loads of GM bux from this.
>>71019620
I would have just jumped out of the way. This never would've happened to me - laughable.
>>71013673
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT ASSAULT CARS
DEMAND CAR CONTROL
>>71014644
so hard boner rite now
>>71017046
The feels will destroy you, anon.
James Dean was killed in a proper car crash in that little Porsche 550 murder box of his.
Porsche's back then were widow-makers.
>>71019603
To be dead means to not be alive any longer. To not exist and to be dead are two very different things.
Words have meaning anon, use them correctly.
>>71012967
That was pretty good though.
>>71019651
>>71007076
I'm glad he's dead XD
>>71016278
Not common at all. I've only seen a car rolling once when some dude at the bank forgot to put his car into park, but he saw it rolling and dove into the open window and pressed the breaks with his hands before anything happened.
>>71019734
>To not exist and to be dead are two very different things.
That's what I'm saying, though. They're exactly the same (assuming there's no afterlife).
Consider for example 'being a bachelor' versus 'being a divorced male'. Both are 'unmarried males'.
Why didnt he just lay on the pavement before it hit him?
>>71019804
Haha, he got pwnd
>>71011241
not if you're missing for a couple of hours. but he was supposed to show up *hours earlier* for rehearsal.
he had obligations that he had missed by several hours, and wasn't replying to calls or anything.
nobody is panicking when you wake up because of your sudden disappearance for the 8 hours you were asleep. but if you were supposed to show up some place and you don't, and if people give a shit about you, then yeah, they'll worry.
>>71019795
what a shitty gear shift
>>71019329
give him a brake, anon
>>71019795
How the hell do you fuck that up?
>>71019795
and that's a 2014 jeep. you can bet they've managed to get crazier in the 2 years since.
Charlie Barlett....
>>71019672
>GM
ARTICLE LITERALLY SAYS FCA IN THE LINK
JEEP VIA CHRYSLER HAS BEEN OWNED BY BENZ THEN FIAT
GM IGNITION LAWSUITS WERE SMALLTIME IF CHRYSLERS CAN JUST RUN YOU OVER WHENEVER THEY WANT
>>71018661
kikes always play the best russians.
>>71019898
yeah my bad I am not a car expert. I don't even own one. But FCA is gonna get skewered to hell and back because of this.
>>71019887
>>71007795
And Addison Timlin, who is a total smoke show, is devastated. I'm guessing they were a thing.
>>71019949
why would they?
it's human error and it is not a freak accident, it's a simple mistake.
>>71015791
>The kids in the background
>>71019975
>The issue itself is not a fault of engineering but rather design, as the shifter returns to the default center position without giving the driver sufficient feedback as to the selected gear.
they're done desu
NUCLEAR WESSELS
>>71019795
>not posting the real picture
>>71019957
just as i thought. even crazier.
>>71019957
THE LOW END CHEROKEE NON-GRAND IS SO FUCKING UGLY
LOOKS LIKE A BUG, FIAT IS SHITTING UP JEEP
BUT AT LEAST THE SHIFTER IS CLEARLY MARKED
>>71017128
IT KEEPS HAPPENING.
>>71019833
Both are unmarried, yet you wouldn't call a man who has never married before 'divorced', just because he's unmarried. So you have to choose the correct word. In your example, you can't use the word 'dead' to describe someone ~14,000,000,000 years ago, since the word dead means the cessation of life. It's a word in the English language and it has a specific meaning. You were not dead ~14,000,000,000 years ago (regardless of "no experiential difference", it's quite simply incorrect usage of the word).
I think we can both agree this silly business has gone far enough.
>>71019964
>Addison Timlin
who?
>>71020037
I would think the car has a handbrake or parking brake
First
>>71019957
why would you post a different kind of jeep cherokee?
you're not an idiot, are you? you understand that googling "2016 jeep" doesn't yield the same kind of car. right?
Right?
>>71016896
I'm betting he's 12 types of retard now though.
>>71020137
that is a parking brake right there on the bottom left
>>71015791
>European is killed
Everything is as it should be :)
>>71020123
of course it has one. it doesn't work unless engaged
>>71020137
nice file name
>>71017128
Add him to the pile
Sucky, I liked him
>>71020113
>>71020159
that's for the trunk, genius
>>71007076
I can't even make jokes about this, it's too sad.
>>71020107
>you can't use the word 'dead' to describe someone ~14,000,000,000 years ago, since the word dead means the cessation of life
Well, no. You posted the definition of 'death', which refers to the cessation of life. 'Dead' refers to the state of affairs following the cessation of life.
If you object to the casual use of 'dead' to describe a functionally identical state of affairs in furtherance of making a point, I can only wonder what happens when you hear someone talking about a phone line 'going dead' or describing a team that's clearly going to lose the game as 'dead'.
>>71011125
hello.rato
>>71020191
shouldn't everyone with half a brain be dead by now?
>>71019571
>drive way
>vehicle
>security gate
>mailbox
+
>he wasn't even in the car
Wait a minute.. Hol up..
So what you tryin to tell me is..
*smack lips*
HOL UP, so lemme get this scraight..
*smdh*
SO what you tellin me is..
*stand up, cross my arms*
....
*stare at the computer*
That he killed.. himself.. with a mailbox...
in front of his own driveway.. by his own car..
That nobody was driving???
>>71020202
KEEP ME POSTED
>>71020221
Well I take it you've changed you opinion and now agree with me so all is well.
This is a death worthy of a Darwin award. What a dumbass. Sucks too because he was a decent actor.
>>71020172
do you mean you have to engage the parking brake or you have to put it in park to engage the parking brake?
>>71020324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fkmtOSHAyY
>>71020137
this kind of epitomizes all sorts of problems. the gear shift is somewhat ambiguous, which shouldn't be a problem during normal operation but in an emergency could be catastrophic. the parking brake is foot-operated, which puts it out of sight and therefore often out of mind.
i hate to draw a hyperbolic example, but pilots in airplanes use an insane array of switches and shit not because planes are too stupid to implement touchscreens and whatnot, but because you can rely on discrete switches when something crazy is happening like a tailspin. having to remember the navigation menu of your tablet while the plane is losing altitude is a sure way to end up dead. cars should operate on that dimension and make sure that the functional aspects of the car - the gear shift, parking brake, steering wheel, etc... - don't try to be innovative unless it actually improves safety.
this sleek gear shift with one button looks nicer than the fake-leather look in the cheaper cherokee, but it's patently more dangerous.
>>71020168
>Russia
>europe
That murrilard education though.
AND ANTON HAS RUN HIMSELF OVER WHAT A GREAT TWIT!
>>71020044
man I was affraid for a minute
Thought it was a picture of Anton like in the rear camera or something
mimies are cruel
>>71020376
Border of Europe and Asia is the Urals, Russia Proper is well within it
>>71020319
No, I still think you're objecting solely because the reasoning bothers you but you can't articulate a substantive response. It's going to be very, very difficult for you to persuade me otherwise, honestly.
>>71020323
wrong this is a simple mistake anyone can make and i'm sure happens often, it's a freak accident he was behind the car and this fact is not worthy of a darwin award
>>71020376
Why would anyone in North America need to know about the geography of an irrelevant continent filled with cucks?
>>71020044
SKYNET IS RIGHT
JEEP'S CANBUS HEADUNIT WAS FAMOUSLY HACKED, WITH THE CAR'S IP YOU GET FULL CONTROL OF ENGINE BRAKES ETC
https://www.wired.com/2015/07/hackers-remotely-kill-jeep-highway/
IT WAS PAUL FEIG, THAT GIANT FAGGOT
>>71020403
'no'
>>71007076
Is he that "moot" guy everypony keeps talking about?
>>71007076
Damn... I am a russian and my name is Anton as well.
F
>>71007076
>be in britbongland
>die in car accident
When will you guys learn to drive safely?
>>71020440
>murriclap deflections
Ya got me, bro.
>>71020323
his car (jeep grand cherokee) is being recalled for a problem regarding the stick shift where people assume it's in Park but it's actually in Reverse
He literally didn't do anything wrong. Except maybe buy a non-luxury brand SUV.
I still don't get it
So he parked his car on a steep hill and left it in neutral, then he went down the hill to collect his mail and the car rolled down and crushed him?
Why didn't the car start rolling down as soon as he got out of it?
>>71020489
Anton Fagovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_LJGPph4SM
>>71020507
>He literally didn't do anything wrong. Except maybe buy a non-luxury brand SUV.
He bought American and paid with his life
>>71020489
Excellent blog post
you know what works if you dont put the car in park?
THE FUCKING PARKING BRAKE
which you are supposed to use every single time you are on an incline.
>>71020113
She was one of the hot pieces of ass in Californication. Amazing tits.
He's russian
He's has like a 1 in 3 chance of dying in a freak accident
>>71017933
>>71018046
>...the video tape was mysteriously lost when transported to evidence locker. As the case is so cut and dry with no evidence of foul-play, local police are not too concerned about this
Remember to take your time when operating a vehicle
Bad things can happen when you're rushin'
>>71020531
Friction. Assuming that is the whole story.
I guess you could say he couldn't Into Parkness
>>71020420
Should be fairly obvious right now that what bothers me was you usage of the word, since every single post of mine has been to do with that alone.
>Chrysler, Dodge and Jeep models to get software adjustment after crashes and injuries reported
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration's investigation into the Monostable gear shifter used by a number of Chrysler, Dodge and Jeep vehicles is turning into a recall; FCA will recall approximately 1.1 million vehicles worldwide to modify the operation of the shifter that has now caused 121 accidents and 41 injuries.
The issue itself is not a fault of engineering but rather design, as the shifter returns to the default center position without giving the driver sufficient feedback as to the selected gear.
As a result, a number of owners have exited their vehicles thinking that they had put the vehicle into Park, while in reality it remained in Drive or Reverse position. The NHTSA has called the operation of the shifter "unintuitive" and had opened an investigation into the issue months ago.
Read more: http://autoweek.com/article/recalls/fca-recall-11-million-vehicles-confusing-shifter#ixzz4C4VfOfWA
>>71020531
IT LITERALLY MUST HAVE BEEN ROLLING ALREADY, HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY GET OUT OF A ROLLING CAR AND NOT REALIZE IT
MELISSA MCCARTHY WAS CROUCHING BEHIND IT AND GAVE IT A PUSH
>>71020507
you engage two brakes when you park your car
first a handbrake/park brake and then you put the car into gear
>>71020655
>this is what they want you to believe
I'm genuinely intrigued by the depth of the conspiracy.
why are people blaming jeep
the guy didnt park his car properly, this is 100% on him
>>71020535
Why the rlm vid, you giant faggot?
>>71020655
>For the 2016 and 2017 model year Jeep has already changed the design of the shifter, though it has not explicitly stated that it was in response to this issue.
>>71020651
Should be, but isn't, since someone who was genuinely that pedantic would probably have taken the time to post the definition of the correct word, which you did not do.
>>71011125
hallo rato
>>71019862
You can't
Unless you're a real putz who should've never been given a license
Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince;
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
>>71007076
Holy shit. I thought this was fake till I saw the sticky.
He was good in "Huff" as well...
>>71020507
So he had a manual instead of a automatic?
>>71020531
In SF there are a lot of slightly inclined roads that lead to steeper inclines. I didn't grow up in SF, but in a town about 30 minutes away, and my driveway was flat at the street, but took a very steep hill down into the garage. If I had put my car in neutral at the top of the driveway (basically right at the mouth leading out to the road), I would bet all of my money and also my life on it slowly starting to roll and then later barreling down into my garage.
I mean, I grew up there, so I think even at 10 or 11 I would've called anyone that failed to engage a parking brake/parking gear there an absolute retard, but I could conceive of someone
A) not being that familiar with the effect, especially if they hadn't lived in the bay area before, where homes on hills are common, and
B) thinking that he would just pop out of the car for like 10 seconds, and that it wouldn't matter (protip: it always matters. forever.)
This all a conspiracy by the chocking industry
>>71007076
star trek has never interested me
dont give a fuck lol
apparently it was suicide anyway
why would you park your car on a steep driveway with no hand brake on then fuck around behind it.
meh. what a silly way to die
>>71011689
Depends on where the focus of contact was. E.g most force.
Lungs or diaphragm? Extreme pain for like 20s-2m then unconscious and dead.
Heart? Dead nearly instantly. Hilariously painful.
Legs, lower intestines, bowels? Probably wouldn't die before someone found you.
>>71011125
h e l l o r a t o
>>71020726
Jay mentions him
>>71020656
>IT LITERALLY MUST HAVE BEEN ROLLING ALREADY, HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY GET OUT OF A ROLLING CAR AND NOT REALIZE IT
this
I just don't understand how this whole thing went down
>>71020860
>I just don't understand how this whole thing went down
I imagine gravity had something to do with it
>>71020860
you've never driven a car then obviously
leaving it in neutral without the proper brakes engaged is possible if you aren't paying proper attention/ get distracted hopping out of the car
>>71020860
He was probably tired, intoxicated, distracted or some combination of the three.
>>71020860
thats why he doesnt drive the enterprise.
>>71011125
hello rato1!!!!!!
Did anyone else look at the death scene pictures? I'm so fucking confused as to how this shit happened in that area lol
>>71020730
>You didn't do what I think you would probably do, so you're not being honest
Wonderful.
My problem was whit your usage of that word. I said if was incorrect. Literally all I've done, and will do. You are free to continue on with your assumptions and probabilities though.
it's going to stick with me for a while. i thought he was a really good, promising actor, he was so young and what a fucking awful way to die. jesus.
>>71017441
>degenerate
So was Hitler and the rest of his nazi followers.
Neo Nazis like you too are degenerate.
>>71020498
>yuropooran buttsoreness over their irrelevancy
>>71020725
if the car gear indicator is ambiguous, then it's at least partly on the design of the car itself.
you could say that the decision was on him to buy the car in the first place, but i'm not going to follow you there. we live in a world where this sort of thing is seen as partly the company's fault (if not legally, then morally).
the same thing happened with GM car ignition things. if you had a heavy keychain the car would suddenly and abruptly turn off. it's widely agreed that GM was at fault for the deaths caused by that.
an anarchist might say that you should thoroughly test drive a car in every conceivable way before you buy it, or you're just being negligent, but patently nobody actually does that; we assume that a car will work roughly as well in the winter as it did when we test drove it in summer, for instance.
if it was legal to sell a car, the assumption was that the car was approximately as safe as any other.
>>71020759
poor Felicity
>>71020949
post them or link them
>>71020954
Will do!
>>71020999
tmz faggot
>>71020949
yep, wasn't a very long drive way. the car reversed into him because his cars gear indicator was confusing as fuck. His specific model of SUV is currently being recalled for the same problem he presumably experienced.
>>71020990
lets assume it was in neutral.
why not use the parking brake? you are supposed to.
>>71009480
This, Also, highly underrated.
>Padget Brewster in that bra and panty set.
>>71021022
fuck you, I'm not give that cancer website clicks.
>>71020811
What the fuck? Who EVER gets out of their car without putting it in brake? Are people THAT stupid? What situation would you be in where it would even be BENEFICIAL to fucking leave your car in any gear but "parked" when you have to get out, even for a second? What, are you being chased by the mob and need to keep it in gear so that when you run out for two seconds to grab your mail you can gun it? That saves, what, a half a second? The fuck is wrong with people? I'm 21 years old and I've been driving for 5 years and I feel like a goddamn sage when it comes to it. People are so fucking retarded when it comes to driving, I just don't get it.
>>71020999
http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/19/anton-yelchin-dead-accident-scene-photos/
tmz ma boi
>>71021035
who leaves a car in neutral anyway?
nobody uses a parking brake
>>71020955
>>71020955
he was awful in star trek
>>71020860
Car he has is under recall since it can be in N when you think it in Park.
>>71007076
literally who
>>71021100
people who dont get run over by their own car do.
>>71007076
Do europeans really not put cowbells on their cars to prevent this? This could never happen to an American, because they would hear the car coming.
>>71020930
Drive? Yes. Park? No.
>>71021100
then it's peoples fault in general for failing to use the parking brake, jeep provided a working parking brake what more can they do?
>>71021092
this must be bait
for real tho he was in some good stuff and i feel bad he died in an incredibly stupid way
>>71021100
>nobody uses the parking break
u wot m8?
have fun getting crushed by your car
>>71020113
A gorgeous actress who played the wonderful Stormy in the underrated Anton movie Odd Thomas. Seriously, check it out if you haven't already.
>>71021100
Car under recall for this issue anon.
ITT: People try to create a new forced dank-ass meme because people dying is le funy xD
>literally the equivalent of LOL HE DEAD, SO FUNNY, AMIRITE GAIS?? :DDD
Fucking grow up, you manchild spastic cunts.
>>71021135
>live in Inclininopolis
>no idea what the fuck a parking brake is
natural selection
>>71021209
still not Jeeps fault at all
you use two brakes, first you connect the engine so the wheels won't roll and then you put on a park brake
especially if your drive way is fucking inclined and on a hill
Rest in peace in the final frontier.
>>71021209
i forgot about the recall thing
>>71021209
>reliable american 'engineering'
>>71007076
WHO THE FUCK CARES
>>71019141
all he had to do was laser those moles off
in my country it can get as cold as -25C/-13F on a regular basis during winter. if you put the hand/park break on, then the breaks can actually freeze stuck and fuck my car. i just put it in park.
>>71021175
It's not, retard. Tell me exactly how not being in park when you get out is ever useful except to save maybe a half second of your shitty existence.
>>71007223
Well shit
That ah... it was probably an accident
>>71021100
>nobody uses a parking brake
Let me guess you also don't block your tries when underneath your car.
>>71021035
why would Anton put the car in neutral at all?
I know this is a daft question, but please humor me - unless he was being towed, there would never be a need for him to put it in neutral, right?
>>71021319
have you considered not living in a place that's clearly inhospitable to human life?
>>71021164
PRACTICALLY NOBODY USES THE PARKING BRAKE UNLESS THEY'RE ON A RIDICULOUS INCLINE OR THEIR TRANSMISSION IS FUCKED
IF HE PUT THE SHIFTER IN PARK THE PARKING PAWL WOULD HAVE LOCKED HIS TRANSMISSION JUST FINE, MORE THAN ENOUGH TO STOP THE CAR FROM GOING ANYWHERE
WHAT HAPPENED IS PAUL FEIG HACKED HIS CAR, REMOTELY REVVED THE ENGINE TO 6000 THEN HIT DRIVE
GHOSTBUSTERS WILL ELIMINATE THE WHITE MALE PATRIARCHY AT ALL COSTS
>>71007076
I don't care
>>71021337
This.
Like the fuckers who don't use jack stands, and trust their 20$ carjack from walmart to hold up.
>>71017772
Where's the incline?
>>71021271
It was a German design from Benz
>>71011125
hello rato
God dammit, where the hell is Inmunity cat to save the day, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU RAT.
Yes, yes, well done Anton, well done
HOWEVER
>>71021345
if it was on an incline the car would move almost immediately, without a parking break
I still dont see how this is possible. he got out to get mail and THEN got hit.
>>71011125
RATO!
>>71021330
i always do that too (and i live in a flat area), it's not about that. it's about your perceived immunity to mistakes. although the average driver is retarded, you could very well do something retarded in a lapse of concentration
>>71021035
sure, but given that the parking brake is foot operated, and therefore can't be used to engage a controlled slide or whatever (which people shouldn't be doing anyway, but whatever), why in the name of fuck do cars even have different ways of engaging the parking gear *and* the parking brake?
i know this dumbs down the car, but if you engage the parking gear, why shouldn't it automatically engage the parking brake as well? are there situations (other than living in some insanely cold environment like >>71021319) where you'd want one and not the other, that a foot brake and electronically engaged gear shift system could support?
>>71011222 # >>71012865 # >>71012975 # >>71013758 # >>71013839 # >>71013922 # >>71014641 # >>71014702 # >>71014746 # >>71016141 # >>71016395 # >>71016453 # >>71016461 # >>71016571 # >>71016690 # >>71016959 # >>71017371 # >>71017576 # >>71018322 # >>71019364 # >>71019605 # >>71020270 # >>71020735 # >>71020843 # >>71020945 # >>71021436 #
Anyone got a pic of Anton's arm in Green Room? When it first gets sliced up.
>>71021393
>called parking brake
>no one uses it while parking
I mean what does it have to be called to get you fat fuck Americans to use it?
the "use this brake or get smooshed by a gate" brake?
Fuck me you have two brakes in case one of them fails and something is behind the car, it could not be more simple
although I admit that it is possible "hacking" a car could lead to someones death but this case seems cut and dry and you're just a tin foiler troll idiot
Fuuuck i just saw green room and was p impressed desu
He was a terrible Kyle Reese.
>>71011793
Fookin hell
>>71007076
Who?
>>71021526
In a lot of places it's called an Emergency Brake and is rarely used. Still in most driving tests you're taught to engage both when parked on an incline and your tires facing away from the curb (if parked backwards). Toward the curb if forward.
A 27 year old who lives in San FranSierraMountainRangeSisco ought to know that.
>>71007772
>27 club
Fug
I'm not famous, but next year I'll be 27 yo. I'll be super careful.
>>71021526
99% of cars in america transmissions will hold a car if it in park without a parking brake. I use the parking brake all the time due to driving a Volvo240 and a Mazda3 both which require parking brake usage.
The Jeep he has has a known issue of misleading people thinking it is in park when it is not. That what killed him and Chrysler going to pay big bucks in a settlement.
>>71017855
>let's say 20.
nah lets say 14
>>71021526
Yelchin died because the car was in neutral, not because he didn't use your retarded emergency brake. Oh, excuse me, "PARKING" brake.
>>71021634
Except no one will care when you die
>>71021403
Hell, when I use to work on cars with my Dad we would use heavy duty Jack Stands, a heavy duty carjack and the rear tires would always be blocked off. Use everything you can to make it a safe situation. Safety first isn't a meme
>>71007076
was he casting for a final destination movie or something
>>71011793
150 points to gryffindor
>>71021682
>>71021403
>>71021337
Why would you ever need to go under your car? Just have someone else do it.
>>71020990
It's not ambiguous
It's never ambiguous, you take the lever and push it all the way forward until it stops
There are indicator lights on the dash board that light up, highlighting the gear you left it on.
These things NEVER fail unless it's a piece of shit car with a short circuit but even then you don't need it. Those indicators are called dummy lights for a reason. Gear selecting is all manually operated, it's the same on an automatic except for it's higher 'D' gears
He fucked up. The guy inadvertently killed himself in the stupidest way imaginable
>>71007076
what a shame
>>71021681
not that guy but does it really matter
you think anton know's people cared?of course not cause he's fucking dead
>>71021753
He had to have been fucked up in some sense. Or this was one crazy ass, once a lifetime (get it) mistake.
>>71021768
horses
>>71021657
He died because he failed to use the emergency brake for it's proper usage, there's an emergency with the car and the parking mode stops working for whatever reason and the motor is no longer holding the wheels from moving
you know, a FUCKING EMERGENCY
did he at least outlive his parents?
>>71020759
>tfw no qt bunny no bras gf
>>71021480
you use the parking brake to start a manual if you're on an incline, that's why on manuals it is usually a hand brake because you need to operate it with your hands while your clutching and accelerating
it's a feature you can't just lump into another feature
What is everyone's favorite Anton movie?
I can't decide between Like Crazy and Odd Thomas.
>>71011125
hello rato
please i want to be handsome
>>71021393
>PRACTICALLY NOBODY USES THE PARKING BRAKE UNLESS THEY'RE ON A RIDICULOUS INCLINE OR THEIR TRANSMISSION IS FUCKED
>NOBODY SUES THE PARKING BRAKE
from what backwards country are you from?
>5'9
when will they learn?
a six+ footer would have only lost his legs, maybe..
>park car
>get mail
>OH SHITTTT
>someone will hear my screams
>hour goes by
>nobodies coming
>i will die and people will shitpost about me on 4chan tomorrow
>>71021858
>>>/global/rules/10
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/D%20R%20O%20P%20P%20E%20D/
>>71021752
>not servicing your own car
>not routinely checking under your car every few thousand miles to make sure there are no issues
>not fixing your own car and instead you take it to a mechanic's shop will they will over charge you
clearly your father wasn't a mechanic and never taught you this or you are a numale
>>71021810
>parking mode stops working
This didn't happen. The car was in neutral. Fucking neutral. It wasn't in park. If it had been in normal parking mode, he would be alive. Face it, emergency brakes are for when you're an overcautious, low energy, risk-adverse faggot. Or if you literally live on a mountain or some shit.
>>71021885
so given that most american cars are automatic (including this one), are you agreeing that it's vestigial?
>>71021900
Star Trek 09 or Like Crazy
>>71011241
alarmed was probably an overstatement, but yes, if you don't show up to something where your friends are (or least people who kind of appreciate you) and no one can get a hold of you, people start getting concerned after a few hours
>>71021961
>i`m 2cool4brakes xDddd
Dang it dude can i get your autograph?
literary who
>>71011523
>>71009280
Can confirm. My neighbors had a fancy looking metal mailbox that got smashed by a kid who lived a few houses down. They replaced it with one of those.
>>71012690
Exactly how i feel friend, its like visiting the zoo.
>>71021907
U S A
NOBODY REGULARLY USES THE PARKING BRAKE UNLESS THEY LIVE ON A FUCKING MOUNTAIN
AN AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION IN PARK KEEPS THE WHEELS FROM MOVING
>>71022012
Do you honestly think the only way you can brake a car is by using an emergency brake? Holy fuck.
>>71021629
I'm 26, born and raised in the Los Gatos area (about 40 minutes from SF and right at the foot of a bunch of mountains). It's a bit hit or miss, but I've only heard of ~10% of DMV driving tests actually testing drivers on that procedure. And if anything I would expect the DMV to test for that *more* than in other places.
So the truth is that it's not unlikely that a 27 year old transplant to the SF area might not have learned it.
>>71008371
>What would you like to see Anton do next?
I'm not sure what he'll do but i'm sure he'll crush it
>>71021965
Nope
the brake is used in case the regular brakes fail and you need a back up way to stop the car, just like in this instance when he didn't put the car into gear and failed to use the EMERGENCY gear for such cases when an emergency happens
also the gear is easily accessed it's just by the foot and is as simple as pushing down the brakes
>>71022052
>mom look i drive with no hands
I bet she thinks you're the coolest chap in the block.
>>71007223
wouldnt the driveway be on a decline for it to roll backwards? an incline it would roll into the street ??
such a shame.
>>71022066
he was russian though? why people talking america bred?
>>71021961
>normal parking mode
>what is manual
>>71020481
Yeah
>>71012694
I should watch this.
>>71022136
he was jewish >>71021858
>>71021907
He's right though, nobody uses it except for inclines
The real question is, what kind of a numbnut actually uses it 100% of the time?
Nobody other than you that's who
>>71022172
Yeah, I'll allow manual. That makes sense. But the only Americans who drive manuals are tryhards or if their career requires it. So there's no point to getting into a habit of using an emergency brake for about 95% of the American population.
>>71021958
not him, but no he wasn't a mechanic. my dad was an engineer and later a professor. he taught me not to waste my time on something if it can be better spent somewhere else.
There are mechanics out there that can change oil in a few minutes. Not only do they have all the gear and shit, but they have the expertise to do it correctly every time. why would i fuck around with something not in my domain of expertise?
more to the point, why would i spend my time working on my car when i'm more valuable doing other stuff? like i appreciate the character-building aspect of doing real work, but at 20 years old or older you're either an entitled brat or you're not.
>Fast and Furious Director
>2 actors killed by their cars after filming
>>71022235
>what kind of a numbnut actually uses it 100% of the time?
i do, because it's operated by a cool button and it does a pleasing "whirrr" sound when activating.
>>71022292
this is actually a completely legit reason to frequently use emergency brakes
>>71022261
Fat loser.
>>71022235
This guy lived on an incline and his car weighs a tonne, you agree with me, he should use it every time 100%
>>71022101
your argument to use it as a backup/redundant system doesn't seem to hold up. i'm arguing that the car should engage both at the same time, and automatically engaging both would actually serve that purpose.
if anything, trying to engage the handbrake while the car is moving will just make it that much more difficult to bring the car to a stop. the brakes can be significantly weaker (let's say compromised) if the car is already in a stopped position, and you can probably trust that it won't start moving again. compromised brakes might not stop an already moving car.
i don't see the explanation for why you *shouldn't* be using a parking brake when the parking gear is engaged. i see the rationale for having a supplementary method of stopping the car, but not why it's in any way disadvantageous to engage it 100% of the time that the gear is set to park.
>>71022348
2.5 tonnes
>>71022261
Yeah, unless you love to save money or get some personal satisfaction from working on cars, there's no reason to learn the basics of car maintenance. With cellphones especially, even the safety argument of not getting stranded is gone unless you're driving around in Venezuela for some reason.
Also, kinda funny people are insisting everyone learn manly activities given that this is fucking 4chan.
>>71022136
because he presumably got his driver's license in California so he could drive around his SF home............. hi welcome to the thread about anton yelchin?
>>71021820
>Parents escape the shitty soviet union
>Son has a moderately successful career
>Dies in a freak accident
It kills me on the inside
>>71022381
>let's combine the hand brake which is the back up brake for emergency with another thing so that they all my brakes can malfuction and I can crash into a wall
why do you need to dumb shit down for everyone?? coddle everyone like they are brain damaged
>>71011125
hello rato .
>>71022381
>i'm arguing that the car should engage both at the same time, and automatically engaging both would actually serve that purpose.
GM has this with autopark. It's a massive failure, and not as reliable as two separate systems. GM is big and when they failed at this, I assume other companies will probably stay away.
>>71007076
>http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jun/19/star-trek-actor-anton-yelchin-dies-in-car-crash-at/
DARWIN AWARD NOMINEE
>>71011125
Rato!
>>71021858
so was it a german car?
>>71022520
pressing two brakes is not hard especially when emergency brakes often make a fantastic sound are are just near the feet on big cars like the jeep
>>71011125
hola niño rata
>>71015695
>>71015960
>mfw I post the first misogynistic comment in a sea of beta white knights and SJWs.
>>71009623
Brick and Motor
>>71022420
>personal satisfaction from working on cars
A NUMALE DISCOVERS HOW NOT TO BE A FAGGOT
HOW ABOUT A BASIC CURIOSITY ABOUT THE WORKINGS OF THE 4000LB VEHICLE YOU TRUST YOUR LIFE TO
>>71011125
hello rato, you have kind eyes
>>71022682
Anon, some people look at an engine and have zero care for how it works. Other people look at an engine and want to learn everything about it. They're different mentalities based on how the mind works, and one isn't better than the other.
>>71022682
>4000LB VEHICLE
kek maybe when you're in it
>>71022727
savage as fuck m8
>>71022339
i'm in good shape. i exercise every day and eat healthy. i just focus my time on things that either i need to do personally, or that i actually want to do for personal fulfillment. I occasionally work on my bike, but the proposition of my bike breaking down is a lot less hazardous than the proposition of my car breaking down, and both are possibilities when a non-professional tinkers around with stuff.
i'm not interested in acquiring the necessary skills to be a professional in car maintenance, nor do i want to own the tools or spend the time doing those things every time it needs to be done. i'm perfectly happy paying someone a modest fee to change my oil or rotate my tires, just as i'm happy to pay someone else to harvest crops and cook food for me. offloading this stuff allows me to do the stuff that i need to do personally, like get exercise, do paid work, etc...
>>71022420
true. and i appreciate that there's value in learning to do something that you want to do. i like working on stuff with my hands, but i don't begrudge anyone for not doing it in one aspect of their life or another, and i don't do it out of necessity; i do it purely because i want to. this pathetic attempt for /tv/ to shame people on 4chan for not working on their cars is both insane and stupid.
have hobbies, but don't be a condescending faggot about it.
>>71022727
>jeep grand cherokee
>4,545 to 4,984 lbs
What the fuck is going on?
First Christina Grimmie, Now him.
Who the fuck is next?? The fuck is going on?
>>71010942
>>71010764
samefagging
>>71022485
everything is dumbed down. do you think automatic cars aren't incredibly dumbed down?
society has agreed that it would rather have dumb people live than have smart people occasionally get crushed between a car and some bricks, so stop acting like there's some principle here that we're defying Darwin for the first time ever.
just by being on 4chan the chances are probably higher than average that you personally would have been dead by this point in your life if the world hadn't been dumbed down for you.
>>71022520
how could it have been a massive failure? was it the physical engagement of two redundant stopping systems? was it people trying to disengage one but failing to disengage the other?
can you give more details?
>>71022381
you shouldn't activate them at the same time in steep hills, since you need to put the breaks on first, then let the car settle with its transmission, then put it in park. this way, you won't stress the transmission in the steep hill. if you stress the park break in the hill, then it might be difficult to put it out of park. programming a delay between the two is a surefire way to failure (see the GM autopark system)
>>71013860
Why is that fridge wearing that jacket?
>>71022835
could you imagine a popular waifu like Alison Brie dying? I can't even imagine.
>>71022834
he's saying we're like helium dirigibles asshole stop reading too much into it :(
>>71022784
>he taught me not to waste my time on something >shitposts walls of text on 4chan
>>71022727
OH BURN
NOW GO GET A MANICURE FUCCBOI
>>71013860
You know the ass is flat when even a mexican wants nothing to do with it
>>71022629
10/10
>>71022939
Don't say it.
Stay still.
Fuck
>>71022886
sure your country introduced an education system with that very concept
enjoy it anon.
>>71022920
i can
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-I-need-to-manually-set-the-parking-brake-Why-doesnt-it-automatically-set-when-I-put-the-car-in-park
also see other arguments against it here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ircyzQzm6yQ
this shit happens way more than you would think
>>71022939
is someone targeting 4chan favorites?
>>71022972
kek
why would you get out of a car without putting on the handbrake or leaving it in gear? and surely it would start to roll immediately and he'd notice if it was on a fairly steep slope like has been reported. strange
>>71022935
this sounds like a good idea implemented terribly. why couldn't a car just activate the handbrake if the car is in park and the key is taken out of the ignition? worst case scenario, the driver doesn't immediately realize that the car's parking brake is still on (because he never set it in the first place) and he has to reassess the state of the car before continuing. but that's not the worst thing in the world.
>>71011125
Too late for mehello ratoplease stop it please stop it please stop it please stop it
>>71023011
wow, shit
>>71022972
>unless it's something i want to do
>talking to retards who don't understand the idea of recreation vs work
honestly i feel like i'm babysitting an autistic person right now. am i the only adult you're interacting with today?
>>71022784
Looks like numales isn't a meme. It's actually a real thing.
>>71023052
>plz add more shit that can break to my already overcomplicated modern car for "safety"
>>71023011
>building houses and driveways on hills
>not turning the wheels, engaging the parking breaking, and leaving the car in park, every time you get out of the car
California is weird.
>>71023011
People like this shouldn't be allowed to drive.
>>71023049
usually the top of the drive way is much more flat but it only takes a very small incline to get this massive car to start to move, albeit slowly.
you walk away and the car starts to roll exponentially faster and you can't hear the engine so you have to be paying attention to dodge it
watch the video, it slowly starts to speed up>>71023011
>>71023106
If anything the root of the problem is shitty electronic hand brakes they're now using
>>71009052
Looks like a penis
>>71023007
>the P30 frame that came with this piece of nastiness did not have a manual parking brake
so it sounds like they decided to implement an automatic brake system that also used this bullshit parking brake. i'm not convinced that a failsafe that ensured a real parking brake was engaged whenever the car was turned off would be a bad thing; just that a retarded electronic parking brake would lead to disaster.
>>71007223
Hmm, let's see:
>Son of Russian immigrants, themselves famous for figure skating
>Car mysteriously turns itself on, puts itself into neutral, disengages handbrake and rolls into him from 20 feet away with enough momentum to kill him outright
Yep, totally suicide. Not at all Russian alphabet soup or organised crime sending a message.
>>71023097
what is that, like some tortilla thing?
get over your fucking retarded faggotry.
Don't American cars have one of these?
>>71022972
His father taught him well.
ALL NIGGERS HAVE IT COMING
>>71023106
couldn't you just say that about like everything?
seat belts could fail - that's just another annoying thing that can go wrong!
same with power steering. arguably if your steering goes out the effect on driving will be catastrophic; people aren't used to that going out abruptly.
every safety feature is just another thing that might break. if that's too complicated for you, go live in a cave.
>>71021491
Thank you Immunity Cat.
>>71023224
I see you are visiting from that site.
>>71023237
Nah, they're being replaced by this piece of shit
>>71013126
nice job naming every single irrelevant """"""""""""""race"""""""""""""""""
not to mention those """"""""""""races""""""""""""" are extremely rare in America so they might as well not exist. Literally all those """""""""races"""""""""" could be nuked and it wouldn't affect anybody.
>>71023237
yes, but
1) it's a foot operated brake in the cherokee (see this thread)
2) not everyone is taught to use it every time. we're actually RIGHT NOW having a conversation about whether it should be engaged more often automatically or if that's a bad idea.
>>71008111
underrated
>>71019329
Is that a robot next to him?
>>71008836
>Trying to associate the plot to kill yelchin with anti-semitism to discredit it
Hello Justin Lin
>unironically getting run over by your own car
Deserves a Darwin award.
>>71023320
nope, an android
>>71013126
>>71023306
hey bros your keyboards are broken.
>>71007738
Really solid young actor. He was even good in that shitty Terminator sequel.
F
>>71023237
all modern cars have tossed out that thing and now uses an electronic actuator with press of button i assume.
>>71023224
>he didn't bond with his father by working on engines
It's like you didn't even have a father.
>>71023285
you are brain damaged, can you fuck off back to the marvel thread of literally any other thread
>>71009961
dont forget about Viper this year we are losing this man, the nigga already made his testament.
>>71023285
but the seatbelt weren't a replacement to make something easier, by adding more points of failure.
>>71020044
You are a genius. I mean it, these cars are becoming more and more dependent on the computer technology down to the very operation of the cars gas and brake usage. I think it's not so far fetched to believe his car could be remotely controlled.
>>71023285
>seat belts could fail
yeah, maybe if it's a mid 90's car
you sure see these idiotic things used a lot these days don't you
>>71023373
>>71023293
I hate modern cars. What do you do if the battery dies and you need to take the parking brake off?
>>71023373
How new is it? I got a 2014 elantra and it doesn't have it, my parents got a 2016 sonata and it doesn't have it. Lucky us I guess cause that seems pretty shitty.
>>71023409
oh man lulz epic burn meme bro u totally burned the frack out of him!
>>71023373
That's bullshit. My mom recently got herself an automatic BMW and it still comes with the manual handbrake because the button one is fucking useless and unreliable.
>>71023421
>>71023462
And power steering?
>>71023306
>are extremely rare in America
HAHAHAHAHAHA get cucked Mark.
>>71023482
Fucked if I know. My cousin had one of the keyless cars a while back. Battery died, couldn't unlock the car to pop the hood open to swap the battery out
>>71022784
You can't operate a car dude? You don't know how they work?
Maybe you should switch over to cycling, for your own sake and for the safety of everyone around you. You could end up like that actor or worse, cause injury to multiple people for not knowing anything about the 2 tons worth of metal you're driving around obliviously
>>71009095
>Living in a country where the postmen don't deliver post through the letterbox of your door
>>71023490
well i own a 2016 golf, and i assume all audi/volkswagen/skoda uses buttons? guess other cars still have the old fashioned ones. i actually like the button, it's cool and has a light and makes a cool noise. i feel like a fighter pilot.
>>71008064
It's my greatest wish if I ever become famous that in the event of my premature death I get a post like this.
>>71023527
gives you much more mobility as slow speeds or stopped to quickly move out of the way, if you are stopped it will be an effort to quickly lock your steering either direction
>>71023446
( You )
>>71023527
that's for convenience, not for safety
also rarely breaks and the car can still fucking move if it does.
>>71023496
>My mom recently got herself an automatic BMW
how new? model?
>>71023446
Fuck (you)
>>71023014
Hopefully Chloe and that ugly bitch from The Neon Demon dies.
Maybe Jim Cameron too. I don't want shitty Avatar sequels.
>>71023490
i googled 2014 elantra and 2016 sonata, and they both have buttons? or is the lever hidden somewhere?
>>71023656
Last July. A BMW series 3 GT, with the 8-gear automatic transmission box and the manual handbrake combo.
>>71023591
yeah but seriously what if the battery dies and you need to take the parking brake off to roll it to a tow truck (or even bump start it but american fatties with their automatics wouldn't know about this way of bringing a car with a dead battery to life)
no way to control it
it's totally automatic
>>71023619
>for convenience, not safety
it's as much for convenience as a redundant mechanism for engaging parking brakes would be for convenience. and both contribute to safety (if you've never tried driving without power steering, try it sometime).
>also rarely breaks
so? are you saying that a fallback system would necessarily break more often?
>>71023446
i hope everyday you wake up you look in the bathroom mirror
and realize that there's nothing for you today
just like yesterday
and the stain on your clothes reminds you of that dream you had with that special someone
but realize that there's no one in your bed
and you have to wash the sheet covers again
and you're out of detergent
and wonder why the sink is wet since you haven't turned on the faucet
but suddenly realize it's your own tears
>>71011204
what? do you think security gates are limited to A list celebrity homes?
>>71023729
Is it even possible to push start an auto? I've never considered it
>>71023496
>BMW
There's your answer.
European cars are better made and don't compromise with shit American things.
>>71023827
no. it isn't
>>71023813
he thinks that people that get harassed by stalkers once a year don't deserve security gates. you can only qualify if you've had 4 or more stalkers in the past year.
>>71023761
just fuck off, people like you are the reason we can't have a steering wheel that doesn't look like a fucking pillow
>>71023729
i have a portable jump starter which can be applied to the break motor if the battery should fail.
>>71023849
I live in England and I've got a 2013 Totoya Avensis that has an electronic parking brake. But I leave it in gear anyway so there's literally 0% chance of it rolling away
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>71021491
Thank you Immunity Cat
>>71007223
I'm surprised this didn't get mentioned. If he weren't an automatic driver it definitely wouldn't have happened.
-Hand-brake+reverse gear.
Do we know if he was a wictim of wehicular manslaughter?
>>71023718
Here is mine. Don't have access to my parents vehicle.
>>71007985thank god teebeeaich
>>71023446
I kind of want that raincoat.
>>71024111
doesn't need to be reverse gear 1st or 2nd are fine
>>71023446
(you)
>>71023446
ripe
>literally murdered by your own car because you didn't have the hand brake on
H O W
F U C K I N G
S T U P I D
D O
Y O U
H A V E
T O
B E
?
>>71024111
The Shifter for his SUV is being recalled as it makes you think it in Park when it Neutral.
>>71024118
>manslaughter
it was a murder.
>>71023880
>people like you are the reason we can't have a steering wheel that doesn't look like a fucking pillow
literally what
>>71023880
Was it deliberately ironic that you chose a retarded example to lament retarded people?
>>71024241
it's just unlucky anon, people do much stupider shit on purpose, he just made a mistake
>>71024241
apparently his car was designed by retards
>>71023446
Fuck (you) Nigga
>>71007076
Brutal.jpeg
*sigh*........what happend?
>Chrysler is recalling 469,000 Jeeps worldwide, including the 2006-'10 Jeep Commander, because the transmission could shift by itself from Park into neutral
is this it?
literally failing at something so important
>chrysler
what a shame
done in by an inept company's lack of standard
>>71024242
Fuck
>>71024415
didn't fail shit there is an emergency brake on every car for exactly this reason
you use both brakes, they did as much as they could do
>>71024415
>Chrysler
That's why you have to buy European cars nigga. Shit like BMW, Mercedes, Volkswagen, SEAT, Audi, Peugeot or Citroen.
>>71009961
>Nancy Reagan
and nothing of value was lost
R.I.P. Russian nigga
>>71015187
Underrated post
>>71024499
>the transmission could shift by itself from Park into neutral
>not a failure
oh.
>>71024571
>emergency happens
>provided emergency brake
>customer didn't use it
get a brain, there was a recall notice for the fault which again is as much as they can do
>>71024531
Did the Russian Mafia end him?
>>71024653
cars shifting by mistake is a pretty big fault imo.
>>71024241
Hi Justin
Fuck! He was a really underrated actor.
>>71011928
RIP wannabe Paul Walker
>>71011241
I know right?
I've been practically missing from society for years, and nobody has ever called me.
>>71007076
Oscar for best supporting actor goes to
>>71024733
luckily they provide a feature if the car shifts by mistake or disengages gears by mistake called the parking brake
Too cute for this world, R.I.P.
>>71009052
kek
>>71024500
ORFIAT
>>71023496
but if the battery runs out you cannot put the car in neutral to get it properly towed due to the electronic shifter
>>71010313
that's when you KNOW things are bad
>>71020168
funny how butthurt and enraged burgershits are about us
>>71018943
what a pathetic butthurt neet
>>71024415
>>71024500
The shifter is a Benz design from when Benz owned Chrysler.
>>71019477
Isn't the point of being attractive so you can fuck people? Why does it matter if you think he's unattractive if he's still getting laid?
must have been an american car
Yelllchin
Come out and playy-yayy
>>71024930
THATS BULLSHIT
IF YOU LITERALLY PUT A CAR IN PARK BUT ITS NOT ACTUALLY IN PARK THATS A HUGE DEFECT
YOU SHOULDN'T NEED TO USE THE EMERGENCY BRAKE ONCE YOU PUT THE CAR IN PARK, AND NOBODY WITH AN AUTOMATIC DOES
ANYWAY THATS NOT THE CASE HERE, PAUL FEIG HACKED HIS JEEP
WAIT TILL THE REST OF THE SHITLORD MALE STARTREK CAST DIES TO CLEAR THE PATH FOR THE ALL-FEMALE GHOSTBUSTERS RUN
>>71019825
That might very well have been me, no joke
>>71025222
The point of being attractive is a ego thing, getting laid is one aspect but it's not everything.
He got laid but he's still atrocious.
Not that it even mattered. Just pointing it out.
>>71024414
Dey twooker..
>>71025337
I put the parking brake on automatics. It relieves stress on the transmission and extends its life in the long run.
That being said,
>manual transmission master race
>>71025337
>YOU SHOULDN'T NEED TO USE THE EMERGENCY BRAKE ONCE YOU PUT THE CAR IN PARK, AND NOBODY WITH AN AUTOMATIC DOES
Yes we do, that's why it's there
>>71013860
JUSTO AJAJAJAJA
>>71025505
just and justo don't mean the same thing
this meme is dumb
>>71009283
I just bought those shoes.
I never really cared for him that much, but this is the kind of shit that makes me realize that death could really just be around the corner for any of us.
>>71017933
Someone correct me if I'm wrong... but that's a motion sensor. Not a camera.
>>71009363
I took lessons when I was 20. Did pretty well foreceived a beginner. Got 8.0/10 on everything then on the last day we were driving and the instructor looks over and sees a guy eating cereal to his right and a woman who was ahead of us on the freeway slow down to 20km before merging which almost caused an accident. Since then I have my had much interest in it. I'll wait until self driving cars thank you very much.
Praise KEK!
>>71011793
help
>>71019022
Cars are actually the greatest killer of men under 30
The more you know senpaitachi
>>71007076
Seems like an open and shut case; a crime of passion
#RIP Melvin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvnR2VwLn8o
>>71007076
We will miss you young Kyle Reese.
>>71011793
What the fu...BLUGH
Shit.
Gonna miss him a lot, he had a distinct charisma pretty rare for his age group.
>>71011910
Odd Thomas and pic related.
>>71026167
I didn't know scott weiland was dead wat
>>71009280
>Live near high school
>had mailbox run over by stupid 16 year olds three times
>Finally got a brick mailbox
>No one has crashed into it yet
Because people text and drive.
He was great in ever role I saw him in sad to see him go so soon.
>>71007498
>Still don't really get what the fuck happened.
Simple. Car was a manual transmission. He either was about to leave or had just gotten home, noticed something fucky with or near the gate/mailbox, put the car in neutral and set the parking brake and got out. Parking brake fails and car rolls into him. With enough distance the car could have hit him hard enough to knock him out and then leave his windpipe blocked so he suffocates before reviving.
I KNEW it! I fucking KNEW it!
Told my mom at breakfast this morning, you know that kid from Star Trek, the thin one who talks weird? Bet he'll die today in a weird accident. She didn't believe me but I knew something would happen.
Fucking tragic stuff, hellish way to go at such a young age. Peace out my ST brother.
>>71009632
>parking brake is completely fail proof
>>71011955
Harry is dead in SM4, it's perfect type casting.
>>71026874
for some reason his name came to mind yesterday when I wasplaying space engineers
then I see this and......
>>71026858
>Parking brake fails
Or maybe he forgot to put it. He gets out, checks his mail while the car slowly starts rolling down and takes up speed and pins him down.
>>71027096
That would be so fucking shitty
>>71027096
Maybe if he was high. One of the first good habits manual drivers learn is to set that fucking lever. He would have noticed the moment he started to get out of the car and it began rolling. Smart money's on the cable snapping after he reached the gate.
>>71007076
Rippies
>>71027233
>One of the first good habits manual drivers learn is to set that fucking lever.
I know, I drive a truck and this is a must.
>paul walker killed in automotive accident
>this jew killed in automotive accident
>both starring in movies directed by justin lin
coincidence?
>>71009052
Dumbass drunk neighbor ran into one of these last month and completely fucked his car. They work.
>>71007076
Rip hijack now
Press W to pay respect to Wun Wun lads.
W
>>71027448
WOW YOU ARE LITERALLY THE FIRST PERSON TO POINT THIS OUT. YOU KNOW TOO MUCH. WATCH YOUR BACK.
>>71011377
SHE RABBIT CHEWED THROUGH HIS BRAKES
>>71013228
>Jay Bauman
ok
>>71024035
He was in Star Trek, so...
Goodnight, sweet prince.
pics or didn't happen
>>71011241
Depends.
He was famous and had an important rehearsal, so people got worried and went looking for him.
Some poor idiot in my country disappeared for 30 days and nobody cared and found him frozen to death in a fridge, and now suddenly his family is fighting for his insurance.
So yeah, it's normal for people who care about you.
>>71027844
>image.jpg
Great post bud, as always
>>71011929
Academy Awards 2017
>>71028079
nah he should get it for true kino like green room
>>71028199
Haven't seen it, sadly. Waiting for the bluray. Blame my country.
>>71008064
/tv/ really is the meme factory here
>dies in a most retarded way
He was a good actor, but why aren't we giving him more shit for this?
>>71028685
Probably because of how young he was.
27 is fucking crazy, man.
>age 27
it keeps happening
>>71012867
they are the only ones that matter
>>71028685
he's young, he was more than due for doing something stupid because he was inexperienced. it just turned out his mistake was fatal this time
>>71013975
Imagine being Jose in that parking lot and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moratz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina behind the car Like seriously imagine having to be Jose and not only stand by that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the yoga pants barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, car after car, hour after hour, while she perfected that slouch. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of spics and illegals and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her flat ass as she sticks it out to wiggle it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this parking lot before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Jose. You're not going to lose your future management career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
i guess you could say..his cheque was in the mail
>>71007076
he was good
I grew to love him over time
I'm sorry I doubted him in the first star trek
>>71008064
Came in expecting this or the scene from Signs.
>he never saw LeBron win one for da land
Such a shame.
>>71007076
Hate yo mama
RIP
>>71007076
27 CLUB!
27 CLUB!
27 CLUB!
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>71007076
why didn't he cling on for mother russia?
>>71029525
IMPLYING LELBRON WONT CHOKE
>>71028946
someone send this to her
>>71011125
hello rato
please accept my condolences.
>tfw he had a Dead Like Me death
>>71029690
The memes got BTFO and LeGod is MVP.
Things he didn't Chekov his to-do list
> Put car in park
literally a man I would be gay for
It's just not fair. Police just found a man in my state who kept 12 women and girls as slaves for years after their parents "gave them" to this guy to pay debts. Why can't ALL THOSE FUCKING PEOPLE BE CRUSHED BY CARS. WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE ANTON :(
I was walking by Anton Yelchin's place when it happened. Anton was just getting the mail when Jeremy Lin showed up, unlocked the car breaks and climbed out and just watched as the vehicle rolled right down at Yelchin. There was a sickening crunch and Yelchin started shrieking for help. I tried dialing 911, but Lin pulled the phone from my hand and smashed it. He proceeded to walk towards Yelchin, his finger pointing as he just laughed. It was the most errifying laugh I ever heard in my life.
"Hey bitch, my movie was going to flop, so I had to generate some buzz. Killing you ensures I see a profit margin..." he flat out admitted. As Yelchin moaned and tried to struggle against the weight of the vehicle he was pinned against, Lin ceremoniously pushed the bad of the car against Yelchin to drive his point across and added. "oh, whats the matter baby, are you going to cry? By all means do so, Waaaa WAAA WAAAAAA. You think you're some sort of special snowflake? I killed Walker, I killed you and no one is going to believe it just like last time!
Anton tried to say something, but blood was gurgling out of his mouth, making anything he wasnted to say incomprehensible.
"HAHAHA," laughed Lin as he stepped forward and took Yelchin's wallet and housekeys. "And they say Asians are hard to understand. At least now you're sounding a little like Chekov, you one hit wonder!"
Lin then patted Yelchin on the cheek and calmly walked up the hill to Yelchin's home and proceeded to steal whatever he could, which inexplicably the item he chose was a Panini press and a Geranium plant. He walked by me as I was trying to keep Yelchin alive and muttered "Round eyes never suspect the Asian. This is why we rule this century."
This has been the single-most disturbing day of my life.
damn he was so good in star wars
Oh my God... Ive listened to endless interviews of his take on his career and him working with Jeremy Saulnier on Green Room. He seemed so passionate and determined to make good works of art... This is unsettling.
Rest in Peace
He shouldn't have spoke against trump. Kek killed him.
>>71030425
i agree.
>>71019220
If you count the TOS pilot, Nimoy was the last "original".
I've been reading the thread. Do americans really not use the park brake/hand brake?
>>71030425
at least he wasn't around long enough to see his career go downhill
>ded on my b-day
>>71030859
He didn't see his car going downhill either.
>>71020860
I can't believe there are people OVER 20 YEARS OLD who don't even have their drivers license or they are afraid to drive. Cars are very simple to understand.
Personally I always make sure to put mine in park whenever I'm stepping out of car while leaving it running because it's second nature by now, but some people just leave it in neutral if they think it's a flat surface. If you don't put it in park it on an incline then of course the car is gonna move. Maybe he wasn't thinking about it since it was just a quick hop out of the car or maybe he didn't realize the slope. If it's a really steep slope you should definitely use the emergency break. I had a really sloped driveway so I got used to that.
He was up to star in a tv show based on Stephen King's Mr. Mercedes.
>Tells the story of a psychopathic killer who drives his Mercedes into a crowd and a recently retired cop who tries to bring him down.
>drives his Mercedes into a crowd
>>71030989
>but some people just leave it in neutral if they think it's a flat surface
There is literally no good reason to do this, and I hope every single idiot that does this learns their lesson without hurting any of the non-retards around them
>>71030233
You from feasterville too brah? I'm right near street rd and bustleton
>>71030989
I've always been careful about it ever since a woman in my apartment complex I used to live in died a similar way to Anton. She got out of the car and it began rolling back, the door knocking her down and the wheel running over and crushing her head.
>>71021095
Definitely an obvious slope there, but I guess it's subtle enough and short enough distance you wouldn't think about it if you were quickly hopping out of the car for a few seconds. Most people don't think little daily stuff like that being deadly. Truly tragic.
>>71007076
Can we close this shit now?
I.cant stand looking at this miserable pussy.
it hurts my dick
>>71007291
I never liked him anyway
t. Putin
This thread is pinned because that's what happened to yelchin right?
>>71012234
what is THOD? i don't go on /mu/, but my friends and i drunk-dialed viper one time—he was really kind. probably stoned, though.
>>71021035
It depends on the car but sometimes the gears are close together and you don't push it all the way if you are not paying close enough attention.
For my car park is all the way at the top above reverse and then neutral.
>>71031130
I'm in Fairless Hills. The amish can be real retards sometimes. What were they thinking just giving their daughters over to that ratchet hobo Santa Claus looking fuck.
>>71007076
TMZ photos when?
He was actually a jew not true russian.
>>71031393
Believe it or not, a few years back I was a victim in an air balloon crash out in Lancaster and the Amish people were the first to run over with blankets and try to help us out. Really nice people, but there are bad apples in every population...
>>71021175
How is it bait? I sometimes drive my car to the mailbox and leave the car on, yet I ALWAYS put it in park even though it's a flat surface.
I'm guessing that there are some people who leave it neutral while the car is still running? I don't know anybody who does that though.
>AHURDDURR HOW DOES AN IDIOT KILL THEMSELVES WITH THEIR OWN CAR?!?!?! FUCKIN IDIOT>>>>ME SMART!!
It was a defect in the car and there was a recall...http://gizmodo.com/anton-yelchin-death-jeep-cherokees-were-recalled-for-c-1782255236
fucking DUMBASSES
>>71031477
You're right, I shouldn't generalize. I figure that a community as tightly-knit as theirs though would stop this "transaction" from happening. I hope it's not a cultural norm to 'give up' women like currency. I don't really know the Amish that well.
>>71031470
dog bless them t b h
>>71031481
Personally I think everybody should not only put on park but also use the handbrake.
I don't know if that's because I'm used to drive manual cars where the handbrake is the only one holding the car when you get ou of it with engine running, but handbrake should be used everytime you get out of a car.
>>71015275
Vikings used to think there was a predetermined day you were going to die before they got converted to Christianity. If you avoided your fate that day on the battlefield, you were gonna die some other way that day regardless
>>71007076
Doing Autoeroitic Asphyxiation wrong.
>>71031672
>t. jewlover
>>71031898
don't come near my jewfus. I am a loyal goy servant of the american-israeli power structure.
*unsheathes uzi*
>>71031803
>PUT IT IN GEAR DUMBASSES
I don't know who this is so I don't care that he died.
>>71031470
>dropped
>>71021907
There is park and there is the emergency parking break. I've been driving 10 years and I only ever used the emergency break on steep inclines. Regular park works just fine everywhere else. Assuming nothing is wrong with your car it will stay in place.
well, at least he died happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-99Mrhe0d0
>>71032137
Never had an automatic car, but I would never trust regular park when getting out of a car with the engines running.
You can call it excessive caution, i will not change my opinion.
>>71011932
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
RIP
>>71007223
He probably died from carbon monoxide poisoning
ITT: Unexpected Deaths
RIP Anton, your face will be forever in my head because you did my waifu
Fuck you, 2016.
>>71032513
Bwaaaaaaa ;_;
>>71011125
hello rato
not spam i swear i just don't wanna risk it
>>71011125
hello rato
And other shit so 4chan doesn't think this post is spam.
>>71019769
You have horrendous taste.
>>71011125
hello rato my old friend
>>71011125
h3lla rato
Green Room was fantastic, it's a shame he'll never do another film. Rest in peace.
Fuck you, 2016.
2016's killer.
Prince.
Ali.
a Negro fighter.
Anton Yelchin.
Why not Justin Faggot Bieber?! 2016, Please take him!!!!!!
>>71011125
hello rato
my dad is bald and im scared
>>71033153
*Edit
>2016's killer.
>Prince.
>Ali.
>a Negro fighter.
>Literally who.
>>71007571
This is the only reasonable explanation with a freak accident like that.
>>71033153
2016 is out there and it's going to kill us. We gotta kill 2016. It's us or 2016 and I choose us.
>>71033274
fuck off pleb
>>71032513
I'm sad. I missed old pointy eared bastard.
RIP
He was a shitty actor and the most dispensable of the Star Trek crew. A shame someone didn't kill the series instead.
>>71033153
>>71033305
John Oliver tried to warn us but we didn't listen!
>>71033580
1992
>>71033580
1657
>>71033580
the current year
>>71033305
underrated kek
>>71033540
>>>/b/
why does this literal who get a sticky? i didn't know this board was full of startrek fags. no wonder so many of you defend tfa
>>71007076
RIP
Shit, it's like Final Destination 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDdo13q9XA
>Lemmy
>David Bowie
>Alan Rickman
>Abe Vigoda
>Glenn Frey
>Paul Kantner
>Signe Anderson
>Maurice White
>Antonin Scalia
>Harper Lee
>George Kennedy
>Nancy Reagan
>Larry Drake
>Rob Ford
>Garry Shandling
>Patty Duke
>Amber Rayne
>Merle Haggard
>Balls Mahoney
>Doris Roberts
>Chyna
>Prince
>Muhammad Ali
>Kmbo Slice
>Christina Grimmie
>Ron Lester
>Anton Yelchin
I'm sure i'm missing a few but i think the grim reaper is relaxing until August at least.
>>71033781
he's made other movies too you uncultured swine.
>crushed against a wall by your own car
That's Darwin Award material.
>>71033919
>Alan Rickman
WHAT
WHEN
>>71034002
It's not that stupid it happens often i'm sure, i always hear of parents backing over their own kids and shit like that.
However there's TMZ pictures of his house and not only is it not that steep but it's a curved driveway too so his car had to do some magical shit to kill him.
>>71033919
>>71034042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk
>>71034042
In January, nigga where were you?
>>71034109
This song was hitting its peak when a friend of mine hanged himself right before christmas.
>>71034078
Leaving your car in neutral on any sort of incline is just begging for it.
>>71034042
>>71034109
>>71034133
>his last movie credit was this garbage
FUCK
>>71007799
mark rippetoe was right
>>71026969
>driving a British car
>>71034200
i agree but sometimes it's just a slip of the mind, once or twice i went to turn my car off while the car was still in drive.
>>71033919
>>Christina Grimmie
>>Ron Lester
>>Anton Yelchin
Actually, that's about right in terms of recognizability.
>>71034197
yule get over it
>>71034310
I feel bad since Anton Yelchin was so young but i'm most saddened by Ron Lester, that formerly fat bastard has a special place in my heart.
>>71034310
>Ron Lester
It's a shame his brother Moe was shanked in prison.
Dunno why.
>>71007076
Engage
>>71009961
I still can't get over Bowie and Anton's deaths. They were unexpected.
>>71033919
Huh, didn't know about George Kennedy, Patty Duke, Merle Haggard, or Ron Lester
The hits keep coming. rip in peace reggie ray
I know this is pure autism but part of me feels like I could have stopped it. Like if I knew a week in advance I could have went full autism online, spamming forums and everyone he had contact with, warning him to watch for his fucking car. God fucking dammit. : (
>>71034204
Hearing his voice was the only good thing about that piece of shit movie. Why was this even made?!!
>>71034643
I thought about that when Robin Williams died, like if someone (myself included) could have reached out to him maybe it would have made a difference.
RIP
did anyone save the Axanar trailer from the thread last night?
it seems to have been taken down
Lucky bastard got to be a foot away from Daddario's funbags.
literally who
>>71013794
fucking hell dude
Wow. What the fuck.
It's hard to imagine him dying so soon when he's been mostly in comedy movies acting as a young dude.
>>71034721
didn't he have alzheimers or parkinsons or something?
>>71035018
Some kind of early onset dementia but i'm sure that was years away from fucking with him. So the diagnosis just added to his depression.
>>71035018
He had Lewy Body Dementia which I believe can also lead to Parkinson's.
>>71033580
2016
>>71007076
Sounds like he was really russian to get his mail, forgot the parking break.
>>71010115
>not saying car/eer
>dead kike
Always good news.
>>71007076
Literally who?
>>71035759
ur nan
The curse is true. :(
>>71016235
Surprised he can stand being that close to such an evil totalitarian sleazebag. Now he'll will have to take a silkwood shower to remove any last lingering traces that come from standing too close to Bernie Ecclestone.
>>71011125
too late rato
>>71034776
that movie waspretty good
>>71036057
god damn it
All these notable celebrities are dying. I can only hope J.K. Rowling will make it into the list this year.
>>71007223
>>71007076
Going to guess he was an idiot and tried to block his car from hitting the mailbox because he didn't want it damaged
Darwin Award.
I don't know why people are freaking out he was a terrible actor.
Who the fuck cares about this hack? No one does.
He died so that we could have a new episode of Don't Hug Me.
The first Abrams Trek was pretty solid, shame about that shitquel.
RIP NewChekov, your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
Awfully bizarre and unfortunate way to go.
You never know when your number is up.
>>71036505
Are you trying to be edgy, or are you just a bit of a prick by nature?
>>71036582
>mfw a anthropomorphic stoplight in the new DHMIS says "YOU CAN BE CRUSHED"
>>71007076
;_;
W-who will play moot now?
Also, where's the music?
>>71026858
>Car was a manual transmission
It was a Jeep Grand Cherokee
Those only come in automatic.
>>71036760
your mom only comes in automatic.
>>71036884
AHHA LULZ OMG SO EPIC!
>>71036884
>mfw I got #rekt in a sticky
>>71036596
he's shitposting for (You)s
this is a big thread
>>71007076
new Star Trek is gonna be a smash hit
>>71037452
for you
>>71007223
>Fiat Chrysler is recalling 1.1 million cars and SUVs worldwide because the gear selector makes it too easy for drivers to forget to put the vehicle in "Park" before getting out. Doing this could allow the vehicle to roll away.
>So far, FCA (FCAU) is aware of 41 injuries "potentially related" to drivers making this sort of mistake. The recall includes about 812,000 vehicles in the U.S.
What car did the drive?
>>71007076
Sounds like he commited suicide.
>>71030217
>implying he wasn't carried by based kyrie and kevin love
>>71037623
Jeep Grand Cherokee
it's the same shifter in many BMWs and Audis, which Amerifats and apparently Russians can't figure out.
You tap the stick down or up to change from park-reverse-neutral-drive instead of moving it through a gated track with stops for each gear
Haven't even watched any of his movies, yet I feel bad since he's so young and seems like a good kid who tries in life.
>>71037623
Apparently a jeep grand cherokee
>>71007076
Who?
I don't watch Star Trek, so I don't know these meme actors.
>>71037788
I have a 2016 Audi A4, my shifter does not work that way.
>>71037623
>Driving a vehicle whose manufacturer hated Jews
nice theory, bud.
>>71011125
t. hello rato!
>>71007076
Aww, no.
Fuck you Jesus.
>>71007076
the dude is a fucking millionaire actor. what in gods green earth possesed him to buy a fucking jeep cherokee?? at least buy something made by toyota for fucks sake
>>71037826
It's the shifter for the ZF 8-speed auto. Your A4 doesn't have one.
>>71037980
millionaire, and drives his own car.... : /
but who really cares that millionaire died...
>drives automatic
>>71037980
Grand Cherokees are plush as fuck
Cherokees are mom's cute ute
>>71019651
>why wouldnt you put it in park
he did put it in park (at least he thought). except there happens to be a fucking recall on his vehicle out right now for this exact issue (two problems: a fault with the transmission which allows users to turn off and exit the vehicle even when it's not in park, and second an issue with the dash indicator which make the user think it's in park when it actually isn't)
Feels
>>71037997
Wikipedia says I do though....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZF_8HP_transmission
Could it possibly be that the Jeep simply had an inferior interface?
>this thread is no longer a sticky
RIP
>>71038181
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audi_A4#Transmissions
You don't unless you have a 2017 S4 from the future
Please vengeful spirit of 2016 don't take John Goodman.
>>71038243
I guess it's time to say goodbye to him then.
When I die I hope to meet him on the other side. Maybe play laser tag and eat Chick fil A nuggets.
Goodbye Anton ;_;
>>71033919
>Doris Roberts
I'm glad that bitch died. I hated that bitch. Fuck her to hell. I hope she rots in hell.
>>71038445
good lord did she fuck your mother or something?
>>71038395
Please do take him.
>>71033919
You forgot Gorilla.
RIP, his accent in both Star Trek movies. Memorial sign at the credits when? Will Yelchin or Nimoy get it?
>>71038445
Me too. I hated her very much.
>>71009311
Damn, what is your damage, sir?
Can this thread reach 2000 replies?
Someone born in 1963 will die next.
>>71039103
noooooo
>>71013228
Damn, Karl Urban
>>71013228
Lacey's reads like a 'best wishes' bot controlling her account.
>>71039400
I know, holy shit.
>>71039087
let's do it
>>71039087
>>71039087
Make it so, number one!
>>71040524
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