Tomorrows the day. Battle of the bastards. How hype are you?
>>70994168
The true battle is the Battle of the Battles. Which Jon battle episode will prove the best? This or Hardhome?
>>70994168
#WunShotWunKill
>>70994168
based sapochnik will save the second half of the season
Reminder book khal drogo is a three pump chump and he still got to impregnate a virgin princess
Ramsay wins solely because we haven't seen him do absolutely anything in the past 4 episodes.
>>70994297
he didn't save True Detective Season 2
Game of Thrones airs today.
>>70994168
STANNIS
>>70994666
>it's a Stannis meekly accepts being made lord of Dragonstone while his younger brother is made Lord Paramount of the Stormlands episode
tbqh Stannis was cucked from the start
>>70994675
He put a stop to that faggotry though didn't he?
>>70994666
thanks satan
>>70994168
>have a giant that could wreck most of their army single handed
>let's stick him at the front of the army where's he a big fucking target
>>70994675
It was actually a good thing for stannis to have dragonstone for the first year or so, it made him roberts heir, however when joffery was born it turned into a joke
>>70994168
Why doesn't the giant use a giant club or something?
>>70994168
>>70994666
JUSTBRINGHIMBACK
SATAN
>>70994717
>>70994717
>>70994717
The other thread wasn't made early and it has a proper backlink so we'll use it instead of this one.
If this one is still alive by the time we pass the bump limit on the other thread, we can migrate here
>>70994832
It will be well directed, but not well written.
>>70994666
>Stannis attacks Wintefell with an entire army
>gets defeated by 20 good men
>Jon attacks Winterfell with a gang of starved wildlings
>kills Ramsay and fucks his wife
>>70994168
I wonder what that guy looks like next to Kit Harrington
>>70994778
As opposed to at the back, where he could do nothing
>>70994202
Hardhome literally lasted 15 minutes. Battle at the wall was better.
>>70994168
>It's a Ramsay invincible plot armour episode
>>70994832
It's just a show. A poorly written one at that. Even if this episode was good, it couldn't save the rest of the season from being a downhill shit fest. Why do you feel so smug and accomplished over something you're just watching? You should be glad this place is anonymous, your post is pathetic
The war was lost
>>70994805
Why doesn't he have one of those giant bows from S4?
Could hit 10 archers in a row with one of those things.
I'm not excited for the episode. I'm excited for the fact that the season ends and /got/ and its cancer can finally die.
>>70994666
SATANNIS HUNGERS
This show is pure trash these days but its not like Im paying for it so might as well see to the end
>>70994832
I'm with you on this anon.
Shit's gonna be good. Then I'll come to /tv/ and all the oh so intelligent and discerning nitpickers will be whining their usual "everything is shit, look how smart i am, don't i have good taste?"
zzzzzzz.
Bumping usurper thread.
>>70994168
If only they had more than one giant....
Highgarden!
>>70994675
Was this ever explained? Seems like a huge dick move to Robert to just fuck over Stannis like that.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uyn1xcp.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Reminder its not gonna be about Ramsar-Snow battle.
Its gonna be about this guy
What's this about the silverboi leak?
>>70994168
wish they'd give wunwun a set of platemail and a giant fucking sword
his talents are being wasted
>>70999298
Nobody fucking likes him.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70999315
FAKE AND GAY
SAGE
>>70994168
>no help from the Riverlands
>no mary sue Brienne to tip the scales
>only a ragtag group of barbarians and one giant
Jon's in fucking trouble.
>>70994825
Of course he's gonna come back
As a headless white lol
>>70999337
>what is density of metal corresponding to weight
>REMINDER
CIA is our guy and everyone but us (tumblr, plebbit) wants him to die
are we moving here then
>>70999431
god this post is so typical tumblrina
>>70999456
Get this hot head outta here!
>>70999431
>>70999456
tumblr is easily triggered.
>>70999456
>forgetting that theyre both only going to live because of littlefinger
>>70999431
throw them from the top of a laddah
>>70999476
I like how literally everyone becomes a victim of abuse whenever they can use it to sound self-righteous on tumblr
>>70994168
>Not building some type of plate helmet for the giant
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70999498
they don't care. they want him to save everyone and then be swiftly beheaded by jon immediately after the battle.
>>70999538
is she truly in the upcoming episode?
>>70994805
how could you even use that sword in a real battle
>>70999416
dudes strong enough to break through the doors at castle black, destroy a whole hut, easily swing a log thats probably 7-800kgs, pretty sure some metal plates wouldnt weigh him down that much
>>70999476
>heart palpitations
kek
What makes this show so superior to all the others?
>>70999538
I S R A E L
Based Jon, picking up where that shit commander Stannis failed, with an even smaller army.
>>70999579
its more edgy, and has pretty compelling source material.
>>70999431
I agree with this, unless Stannis is still alive
inb4: After the Battle of the Bastards, Sansa and Littlefinger have a passionate and gratuitous (full penetration shown) consensual sex scene.
Will the NBA Finals fuck with the ratings hard?
>>70999602
and he isnt even burning his daughter, what a hero
>>70999573
LOL this is what happens when normiefags indulge in things clearly not written for them
>>70994168
leaks?
checkem
>>70994825
Don't worry, I will :^)
>A whole week of a bunch of fat autists pointing out every minor detail of how the TV show they pirated didn't exactly match how real medieval feudal warfare goes
I can't wait
>>70999476
They're right though
>>70999617
Got my lube ready tbqh
>>70999298
Dragonstone was traditionally given to the Targaryen heir apparent, Robert thought he was giving Stannis an honour, but Stannis didn't see it that way.
STANNIS
>>70999634
that's a big sword
>>70999617
oh man, I can already see the tumblr/reddit rage
>vale army sweeps in
>jon gets mad as fuck as sansa
>CIA takes sansa into his arms
:)
what happens when King Brandon returns to winterfell and tells his dipshit siblings that sansa's new butt buddy littlefinger is the reason their dad died and winterfell was able to be taken in the first place
>>70999669
Tell me about Jon Snow.
Why does he wear black?
>>70999535
tumblr is wild. they literally force girls to either disclose their abuse or make it up because thats the only way you're "allowed" to like certain pairings. if you're an abuse victim and using it as a "coping mechanism"
>>70999645
We don't really know how medieval battles played out, actually
>>70999713
Sansa will try to have Bran killed for muh throne if he every pushes his claim
>>70999602
Jon seems like the kind of guy worthy of continuing Stannis' works.
>>70999564
By not being a bitch.
Hyped for STANNIS to return and save Jon.If it doesn't happen I am giving myself to the flames.
>>70999617
i would forgive d&d for a lot if they went there. the reddit/tumblr rage would be amazing.
>>70999780
how is that an answer?
>>70995345
You have no idea how plot armor works dont you?
>>70999617
>Sansa pulls down his pants
>"Wow! You're a big guy"
>Littlefinger turns to the camera and winks
>>70999566
Same way the scots did... same way the Germans mercs did...
http://ageofempires.wikia.com/wiki/Doppelsoldner
There is something to be said about an 80 lb sharpened hunk of metal swinging and sweeping at your ranks in medieval and middle age war far that just worked apparently
>>70999780
Meant for >>70999566
>>70999795
It will happen anon, it has to.
>>70999795
good riddance
>>70999713
people who dont think that kid is still 100% fuckable are out of their minds
Will Jon takes Sansa as his Queen in the North?
>Ramsay is eaten by his hounds
>Simultaneously the Northern houses all turn on him
>>70999713
basicaly this>>70999763
i dont see a scenario where strong womyn would let cripple white male to take her castle, feminists will not allow this
>>70999854
Tommen, Olyvar and mummer Joffrey are better
I'm really digging the theory that Sansa will sit the Iron Throne in the end.
Sansa being a stand in for Elizabeth I.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70999298
What >>70999669 said but also probably because Dragonstone's vassals (Celtigar, Velaryon, etc.) were furious about the death of their liege lord, Prince Rhaegar as the rebellion ended, and with the Stormlands loving Stannis and the bro-siege they had together, Robert would need a hard man to become the Lord of Dragonstone.
Not a single lord would be stupid enough to question his orders, especially after the shit he's been through.
>>70994832
I expect the directing will be fantastic just like Hardhome
But the writing is already confirmed shit, Jon shouldn't be attacking Winterfell with that small of an army, and Ramsay should know a huge Vale army is in the North, but the director can't do anything about that
>>70999894
this is disgusting and a lie
just come from /r/asoiaf
Stannis is dead
you people are fucking insane
>>70999713
>Bran
>Returning
>>70999901
Only because of her fat cow tits.
Is there a single member of house Bolton alive other than Ramsay?
Keep in mind this house has ruled the Dreadfort for several thousand years.
>>70999901
hahahahahahah nice post
>>70999916
Look onto your heart, you know it to be true.
>>70999652
>implying CIA wasn't a positive influence on sansa
nice one m8
>>70999935
Sansa's unborn child.
>>70999925
>yes, returning
>where the fuck else do you think hes going right now
>>70999568
>a tree trunk is heavier than a lump of metal
m8...
>>70999935
no you dumb wikifag, ramsay killed the trueborn heir twice
99999999 GET FOR HOUSE CRABB
>>70999870
>someone actually made that image
>>70999901
Apparently the bastard bowl will be the biggest battle in made for TV history.
>>70999901
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>70999935
It is likely that they have lesser cadet branches, but nothing in that direction has been mentioned.
Even in the books Roose and Domeric are the only named Boltons.
Thou all men do despise us
>>70994168
geez you'd think that they'd give their best asset a shield atleast
9999999GET
Checking
>>71000000
>>70999972
>>70999713
this is the most retarded theory. is there any proof that bran saw every single thing that ever happened anywhere?
ned getting his head chopped off was in his visions that we saw, not baelish.
snow ball get
>>70999894
No.
>biggest most expensive battle ever made
>everyone already knows exactly how it goes
how.. ironic
>>70999573
Lol Robin wouldn't give two shits about Sansa if Littlefinger didn't tell him to
I can't wait to see Sansa go meet Littlefinger right before the Vale arrives and have the most fucked up make out session in the history of television
Normies will be screaming as Sansa promises Littlefinger everything so he can save Jon for her
>>70999870
das a good shoop, impressive
>>70999999
RAMSAY VS JON SNOW HYPE:
leaked audio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpbumqiQO_Q&feature=youtu.be
>>70999978
>he doesn't like THICC
>>70999851
>put D&D in chains, either they hate Stannis or they are bad writers. Find out the truth and then hang them
>>70999898
jesus christ she is tallalso your theory is stupid
D&D can't write for shit, so they just spend all the budget 1 big battle since the normies won't remember the other 8 episodes after that anyway.
>>71000012
he probably had a lot more than we saw on screen uploaded into his brain and in any case he can go binge watch whatever GOT scenes he feels like whenever he feels like it
>>70997826
>>70994832
You are so correct. The pricks on this board are as predicable as they are cringeworthy.
>>71000036
Yas is just fun for girls to say.
Here, let me show you.
YAAAAAAAAAAAASSS
>>71000023
That's all they care about now is the battles and reaction moments. The rest of this season except E7 has been garbage but now that there is a battle people will call it the best season ever bet on it.
>>71000038
If this is fake it's fucking good
>>71000038
TWENTY GOOD MEN BTFO
>>71000038
I know its just a video game and all but would it really hurt these guys not to completely phone in a ten minute performance? Lost all respect tbqh.
>>71000041
das not what I said foolish boy
Yes yes, well done Ramsay, well done Ramsay
>HOWEVER
every time i enter the pits, i let a man cut me, then i kill him
strong belwas has many cuts
>>71000075
>waaah waaah waah D&D waaah waaah waaah normies
fuck off whining cunt
>>70999997
>implying Jons plot armor doesn't make him their biggest asset
>>70994168
Can someone elaborate on the theory that little finger is also scheming the gods. Not just men but the gods themselves.
>>71000119
> HOWEVER
Lord Stannis is come
>>71000141
Is that why he isn't in the show?
>>71000038
Yesterday this was debunked as audio from the game stitched together.
>>71000154
Found the redditor.
>>70994168
Outcome obvious, thus zero.
>>70999898
She's Elizabeth II.
She's only Elizabeth I in scotland
>>70999997
The show completely threw out shields and helmets.
Most of the major fights we've seen in the show have the characters with shields in the book.
>>70999898
I thought according to the laws of Westeros only men could legit sit on the throne.Non-bookfag here pls don't bully me if I'm wrong.
>>70994666
>bad judgement
Sad!
Cast
him
LEAKS WHERE???
>>70999898
Why isn't the old hag dead yet?
how would you feel if little finger won the game of thrones?
>>71000176
fuck
>>71000244
She made a deal with satan
>>70999369
her looming shadow grows
>>71000186
>>71000038
Yeah I'm assuming Jon and Ramsay's actual show battle will sound a lot more chaotic as Vale knights pour into the courtyard of Winterfell slaughtering Ramsay's remaining soldiers
>>71000250
"good for him"
>>71000012
Three eyed raven is supposed to know everything.
Its why Bran's training isn't finished.
Game of Thrones died after the Red Wedding
Prove me wrong
>>71000259
Hidden in the branches
>>70999476
>Sansa
>Fighting
All she did was ran away the entire show.
She's nothing more than a warm fertile walking womv at this moment, for whomever hás her captive.
Feminists are delusional lmao
>>71000250
Good because an important theme in the (actual,not D&D BS) story is how you need to be smart to win.
>>71000281
of the poison creosote
>>71000235
whatever
>>71000282
sansa feministas are a different breed of feminist
>>71000250
>the most pragmatic, non-emotionally motivated and financially savvy person in Westeros is now king
I'm okay with this.
WHAT? ONLY SEVEN KINGDOMS??
COME ON, ONE MORE!
>>71000204
Hey everyone. There is this place called Reddit you should be made aware of.
Game Of Thrones is talked about there too. However instead of being full of whining nitpicking beta cunts like this cesspool, it is instead filled with adults who can hold a decent discussion about the show.
You will find many interesting theories, leaks that are actually genuine and deserved high praise for the finest show on television.
Of couse you will sometimes see criticism too but it's all valid, not the cringeworthy complaining about nothing you'll see here.
Please feel welcome to join us!
>>70999851
>>71000300
She twines her spines up slowly
>>71000313
Suck my dick
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>>70999713
Bran
>is fucking omniscient
>will mind rape you and use you as his human puppet
>>71000313
Your kind aren't welcome here, cunt.
>>70997215
Or opposed to the flanks where he could actually do something
>>71000099
Com'on, Hodor's final scene was memorable.
>>71000313
how have you not been permabanned yet
>>71000313
How many of your dogshit pastas are you going to post in this thread? You've already posted the same one twice.
>>71000340
towards the boiling sun
>>71000313
i think i will go there shitpost all over it and send picks of little naked girls and see if i can make it a better place
>>70994168
Damn there must be at least 100 people in that army
>>71000276
>ridiculous moron detected
>>71000276
Red Viper versus Mountain.
>>70994505Except we know through reliable leaks that he loses, gets fed to his own hounds and Jon is proclaimed KINGINDANORF
>>71000397
And when I touched her skin
>>70994168
R.I.P. Giant ;_;
>>71000031
>I can't wait to see Sansa go meet Littlefinger right before the Vale arrives and have the most fucked up make out session in the history of television
I want this to happen but D&D don't have the balls after last season's outrage.
>>71000363
Haha, this whole general is made up of redditors. The only difference is that these redditors can't get upboated back home because they're too cynical.
>>71000209
I guess the anon was referring to Elizabeth I of England, after all she was the first English queen since Roman times. Sansa would be a similar break with tradition, plus ginger
>>71000423
my fingers ran with blood
>>70994168
Not very hype. This season has been almost as bad as the last one.
>>71000250
"nice"
>>71000436
>puh-lease
CIA will make out with Jon. Now that would be an eyebrowraiser.
>>71000235
Lord Rickard of House Piana, first of his name, Master of Scoops and counsel to big guys.
>>71000397
When will the war travel to King's Landing? Next season or the season after that?
I predict the white walkers will entierely take over the whole region and it will be dark days until Jon Snow and Lady Stoneheart make some miracle happen
Wouldnt it be funny if ramsay wins and they show the flayed bodies of tormund, jon snow, the red woman, davos, dolores edd, lyanna mormont, and sansa
>>71000312
>tfw no 5% bf to take you to the gun range
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FqI_mgwXc8
>Biggest episode of the season
>Everyone knows exactly what will happen and le epic twist CIA saving the day just when all looks lost
>>71000449
Plus, both had "traitor" fathers.
Friendly reminder that this would have been better than Bastard Bowl. Yes, I made this (the video in the link). Yes, I'm butt-blasted. It doesn't mean that I'm wrong.
https://youtu.be/w5RHjWprJbg
>>71000423
my fingers ran with blood
>>71000491
>he thinks rumors are true
>>70994832
>rave reviews
Yes. And GOT will continue to spend all its budget on the episode 9 battles.
>>71000491
just like the red wedding amirite?
>>71000454
In the hushing dusk
>>71000491
everyone here
my friend is clueless of what is going to happen
I dropped GoT last season after being spoiled that Stannis actually burns Shireen so I haven't seen the last couple of episodes I think. Is season 6 better or more of the same shit?
>>71000525
That wasn't fan fic
>>71000542
Slightly better, the writing is worse though but that isn't saying much
>>71000542
>waaah waaah waaah I pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different but I watch every episode and post on here every two minutes to whine like a child.
>>71000531
under a swollen silver moon
>>71000584
You wot m8
>>71000542
It's better than s5, but last week's episode was almost bad enough to make me atop watching.
twist: Lyanna is actually a man. Eddard forces him to grow a beard andpose as benjen stark at the wall. Benjen actually eloped with oberyn
>>71000593
I came walking with the wind
>>71000491
>>71000600
new meme
>>71000542
More of the same shit. If you didn't like S5 you're not going to think very highly of this one either.
i have a feeling this episode will be awful. GoT doesn't do big scale battles well at all. the only good battle was hardhome, and that was more of a skirmish free for all rather than a legit battle.
i really hope it isn't battle of the blackwater tier, because that battle was laughably bad, the only good part was the wildfire explosion
>>71000436
I'm hoping D&D want to make fun of the classic trope where two people declare their love for each other and make out for a bit before going on to saving the day
It'll be way funnier seeing Sansa and Litlefinger do it since he's in his upper 40s and Sansa is a teenager, and it'll be more fucked up since we know all of the bad things Littlefinger's done
We all know Littlefinger will eventually die, I just want to see D&D troll the fans with him a little more before he does
>>71000625
to watch the cactus bloom
They abruptly killed hte sand snake plotline and have ignored it since
>>71000651
Yes yes Anon you raise a good point
Season 6 is moving awfully fast and it feels a little like plot compression
HOWEVER
>>71000656
>the only good part was the wildfire
Every frame with Stannis in it was good whether you were rooting for him or not
>>71000685
they didnt really kill it though, they just awkwardly left it
like a botched beheading
>>71000685
It was noted in the spoilers that we don't see much of Dorne this season. They won't reappear til episode 10.
>>71000697
it runs fast and then it stalls
>>71000700
he awkwardly swings a sword around on some random battlement for a few frames and that's about it
>>71000656
Cmon man blackwater was better than Hardhome, only thing that was shot was the extras choreography
leak when?
>>71000683
A strange hunger haunted me
>>71000656
>i really hope it isn't battle of the blackwater tier, because that battle was laughably bad
wow so EDGY, so DIFFERENT!
ah no wait, it's just another whining cunt who pretends to hate the show but posts here crying every minute. a new level of pathetic. shame on you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_lfcXKov2o
>Littlefinger: Jon King Stands alone.
>Bronze Yohn: Not alone. Valeman!
I need the bad pussy. more topless shots with her plz
>>71000552
So?
>>71000683
this a leak?
>>71000736
kek
that episode is complete shit other than the cersei/sansa scenes
>>71000735
the looming shadows danced
>>71000762
fucking hell
>>71000740
>Game of Thrones will never have a moment this good
>>71000683
found this oldie in my folder the other day
>>71000780
This is dumber than
>from the dusty Mesa
And that's saying a lot.
