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normies cheering with tyrion, kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4C43rXNpoE&feature=youtu.be&t=248
why are you still watching this normiefest?
>>70962489
cant wait for this shit show to end so HBO can start working on The Witcher tv series already
although i would much rather see it on STARZ tbqh...
>>70963300
Hope D&D will write it also
>>70962489
If some ISIS cuck would hit this bar i would donate to their cause
>>70962489
Azor Stannis
>>70962489
These are the faggots that ruined this TV show. Guaranteed they started watching post S3.
>>70964687
No.
>>70962489
Wow delete this
>>70962489
fuck this generation
He's still alive lads, and he's still the one true king.
qyburn is the best old guy
>>70962489
I don't get it, what's so bad about them laughing? It was meant to be a funny scene.
>>70964846
As in they haven't seen season 1 and 2 or they only started watching the series after season 3 aired?
Question: Will Melly remember Gendry and bring him back?
Bonus question: Will she bring him back for his blood or because he is Azure Gendry, the faggot that was promised?
>>70962489
god I fuck hate normies, they've ruined the show because they like everything, D&D don't even need to try when the majority of the audience will clap like seals and laud the show as a masterpiece no matter what.
on a side note, these bar videos piss me off so much, especially that bitch with the glasses who always sits in the same exact spot everytime and always has a stupid smile on her face.
>>70965050
>It was meant to be a funny scene.
>meant to be
Exactly.
Lord Stark
>>70964964
King Stannis doesn't deserve this:
>>70962489
kind of audience
>>70965050
Nothing. It's just the way these people act and who they are. These are the same people that praise walking dead mind you.
>tfw no Leaks
>>70964964
One true Bing
>>70965170
Lor-
HURGLBURGLER
>>70965170
I looked for you on the trident
>>70965170
you buttblasted a frogman killed him? they are small and fight accordingly. only dumb knights think there's such thing as "unfair" in battle
Is there a Reactions at Whatever Bar video when Stannis "died"? I assume the people cheered at the white man being put in check by the strong cunt. I would love to die of rage watching that.
I believe in Rhaegar Targaryen,
the Last Dragon Prince,
the fulfiller of prophecy,
and in Jon Stark, his Son, our Lord,
who was conceived in the Tower of Joy,
born of Lyanna Stark,
suffered under Alliser Thorne,
was betrayed, stabbed and died;
he descended into hell;
on the next day he rose again from the dead;
he returned to Winterfell,
leading the army of the North;
from there he will come to judge the loyal and the treacherous.
I believe in Azor Ahai,
the R+L=J,
the Cleganebowl,
the release of TWOW,
the resurrection of the body,
and hype everlasting.
Amen.
>>70965170
Uh. You don't get to bring friends
>>70965299
But I like Brienne and Stannis was useless.
>no homo
>>70965170
Lord Stark, I'm Kingsguard
>>70965299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRSPHmz5ruU
>>70965170
Lord Stark, I'm Kingsguard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gRCTPtl-Ks
>>70965270
>AAAAAAAAAAH FROGSBANDO SAVE ME
>>70965097
Bumping this. I would like to hear your thoughts.
>>70965349
>>>tumblr
>>70965270
Good old Nowit Henz.
>>70965256
>>70965270
>>70965343
NORTHERN FOOKIN SHITS
>>70965097
gendry will come back when arya goes back to westeros idiot!!!
>>70965366
OH GOD THEY LITERALLY CHANT `YEEAHH`
I know Normies who watch this show and say shit like "duuude game of thrones" and "lmao Tyrion" yet who only started watching at season 4.
Is it even possible to follow or be invested in the plot if you start watching at season 4?
I have a theory. The Normies actually despise GoT but just go along with it because there is such a big normie circlejerk about GoT atm.
>>70965423
ned fucked his sister too.
hard
I bet Sophie 'takes the black' if you know what I mean.
>>70962489
It's safe to say D&D make the show for this kind of cancerous crowd.
Theory bomb.
Ok, ok, hear me out. I was on my 14th reread of A Dance With Dragons. I know, it's too little for some proper theories but it finally hit me.
Jon Snow is not a Targ or a Stark. Jon Snow is a Baratheon and Stannis knows this. Line from the book...
"My son," Stannis said while sharpening his blade. "The dangers beyond that wall must have made you a better man than I to survive them."
Who else thinks this was pretty fatherly advice? And he said, "My Son." Why? He's never talked like that before. And he wants Jon Snow, some bastard, to be a better man than him? And be happy about it?
I don't know..
Dayne!?
>>70965443
Did you come up with this theory yourself?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandwagon_effect
>>70965456
cheeky
>Stannisfags
>>70965097
What? No... WTF could she possibly need him for at this point? She already tried that "there is power in a king's blood" horse shit and Stannis lost the war because of it.
>>70965474
I'm small council.
>>70965423
>ashara dayne
>black hair
WEW FOOKIN LAD
dany's mom had silver hair
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT WAS OUR SHOW, OURS YOU FUCKING NORMIES! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO BACK TO WATCHING BIG BANG FUCKING NORMALFAGS!
>>70965073
Only started watching the series after S3
>>70965390
Ah that was delivered poorly
such a build up for this shit
>>70965426
>gendry will come back when arya goes back to westeros idiot!!!
Why? And why are you calling him idiot? Are you child or something?
>>70965423
So him and Jaime are the hottest fucking manmeat in this shitshow right?
>>70965443
There's enough fighting, tits and zingers to keep normies interested.
>The Normies actually despise GoT but just go along with it
This is probably pretty accurate. If not outright despising the show, they at least don't enjoy a lot of the good parts beyond the violence and comedy.
>>70965503
No, Dany's mother was a Stark. Her father was a Targ though
>>70965480
It just facinates me though. All Normie conventions do. Like how do you watch a TV show you hate?
I started watching just before S2 came out and have read the first book. Am I a normie?
>>70962489
fuck off poo in loo shit
>>70965534
fuck off back to autismland you piece of shit
>>70965551
Yes
It's not a matter of books, many normies and SJW reads them.
It's about when king robert gives cersei her badge of honor in S1
>>70965550
>Like how do you watch a TV show you hate?
This is the perfect general to ask that question.
Who's the Reaper of GoT?
>>70964813
holy FUCK i wanted to say the same but the fucking fbi is out today for those comments
>>70965539
Since based Stannis "died" yes.
>mfw that last Tyrion scene was LITERALLY the Big Bang Theory without the laugh track
Why do normies still guzzle Jewish crap when Jews have no creative talent?
>>70962489
>when you take the black
What did she mean by this??
>>70965550
You don't hate it, you do it because others do and you want to be involved. Even if you wouldn't like watching the show by yourself you like watching it with other people because of the company and shared experience. Or something.
Choose your own 20 good men from the books and/or the show to counter Ramsay's 20 good men
5 for each class
>Offense
>Defense
>Tank
>Support
What the fuck guys.
Playing Agot Ck2 mod, and half my nobles got Blacked, now I'm sitting on the mullato empire. Is there a genicide sub-mod?
when is stannis coming back?
>>70965474
>>70965498
>Perhaps he's wondering why you would duel a man before stabbing him in the back.
>>70965611
If that scene was in S1 you'd be all "NEW MEME OMG TEEHEE FUNNY, what did she mean by this?"
>>70962489
Why would anyone cheer for Tyrion?
He's the villain this season.
I remember back then, back in Season 1 when all we had was /asoiaf/ and no general threads off-season
I could remember this exact fucking scene, how it convinced veryone that LSH will be adapted due to the way Catelyn said "Then we kill them all", her acting was really ominous, as much as I hate to say it, The actress was good and would have been a good LSH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Renigb_I6sM
I miss episodes and scenes like this lads, starting Season 5, all dialogue and conversations are focused on foreshadowing, like everything has a punchline that you have to wait for the next episode to see
>>70965585
You seem mad, what happend?
>>70965550
I don't know, how do you watch sports or pretend not to be attracted to Isaac Hempstead-Wright or order a sandwich at subway or pretend to be interested in what a mouth breathing woman has to say about her interaction with the check-out lady at JC Penny?
>>70965480
Just look at the viewership numbers after S3 and S4 it's obvious most people jumped on the bandwagon then because there buddies liked the show.
>>70965366
NAH YOU ARE KIDDING ME
THIS IS REAL?
>>70965632
Balerion.
>>70965650
My dad fucked me again.
>>70965448
DELETE THIS
>>70965650
oh god you are actually autistic hahahahahha
>>70965429
He does have a claim to the Iron Throne, so he could be in Jon's or Dany's way.
>>70965542
>No, Dany's mother was a Stark. Her father was a Targ though
who were they in your opinion?
best evidence points to ned and ashara
>>70965611
I thought it was fine. They're at least trying to add some flavour to Grey Worm and the translator, who up until now, have been dull and boring even when standing next to Dany.
Part of humanizing characters is that you feel even worse when they end up dead.
>>70965448
Ned is too beta for that. It was probably his brother.
>>70965659
>good show increases in popularity due to word of mouth
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70965656
Im autistic though, I will definitely tell someone if they are boring me or their presence is bothering me.
Laugh all you want I prefer it that way.
>>70965678
really makes u thank
>>70965637
Just kill all the negro courtiers
less memory usage
is anyone else disappointed we never got a single scene of Ramsay raping Theon?
>>70965701
>He does have a claim to the Iron Throne
No, he doesn't. Must we go over this again? Bastards can't inherit and no one would legitimize him
>>70965474
>>70965498
>If I stabbed you in the back, would you die?
>It would be extremely painful
>You're a good swordsman.
>For two.
Remember that you don't actually like something if you came to it late.
>>70965604
Books: Darkstar
Show: Ramsay
>>70965623
jewish sub. message
take the black, and you are redeemed.
>>70965725
He never raped him in books. Just kissed him.
Non-/tv/ guys there.
Trying to catch up with the latest episodes, although the last places I streamed at all seem to be down.
Anybody helpful enough to provide a link to a decent site?
Otherwise I'll keep looking myself.
Azor Ahaigarden
>>70965757
sent ;)
>>70962489
You posters are just like me: you hate them. You hate them because they are not you. You can never be them, enjoying the laughter of likeminded people in public with no shame. They remind you of what you hate most about yourself - what I hate most about myself- the endless burning shame we carry with us.
The hatred of people who have what we do not.
How can we take this from them?
>>70965757
http://www.hbonow.com
Why did you do to make her cry?
>>70962489
>normies
these are some feminists and SJWs, they are not really normies
>>70965632
Aint nobody got time for that! BASTARDBOWL TOMMOROW GET FUCKING HYPED!!!
>Odds favours Ramsey but he doesnt know about secret plot armor Jon found in deep dungeons of Castle Black!
>Will Jon kill Ramsey
>where are 20 good men?
>Will CIA manage to save the day and win damsel in distress?
FIND OUT ON HBO!!!!
>>70965667
In all honesty I'm surprised it didn't get a bigger reaction. D&D quite clearly went out of their way to assassinate Stannis's character in the episode immediately prior, and yet the only cheers were from a handful of women that looked like they were literally dressing up as stereotypical tumblrinas for halloween.
>>70965757
Nevermind, I'm retarded.
>>70965764
wait, is that smirkfu? why does she look so different and younger?
>>70965780
Yes, everyone with a social life is an SJW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD8yHoZgKq8
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!
>>70965796
because it's from when she was younger?
>>70965648
Really makes you think
>>70965796
Maybe because it's a pic from 11 years ago?
>>70965796
Would you believe if I told you shes done other roles before GOT?
>>70965726
You don't need to bear house name in times of conflict shitlord
Literally William the Conqueror
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70965804
Nah, man. Those look like actual factual Williamsburg hipsters. I almost find it hard to believe those are real people.
>>70965823
Same here. Great acting and delivery.
>>70965474
>>70965498
>>70965639
>>70965729
>CIA will meet the biggest guy in the series next episode
>>70965817
gods she looks appalling in that pic
>>70965710
Because of them the show is now dogshit because they will praise anything no matter how shit it is.
>alt shit x video gets 250k views
>OUR GUY Preston gets only 37k
At least he has /got/ behind him right?
I miss Catelyn. She looked like my mummy.
>>70965853
awkward
>>70965829
there he goes again
>>70965827
William's a poor example as he was both a legitimised bastard and related to the English royal family.
>>70965726
>Bastards can't inherit and no one would legitimize him
If that was true Cersei would not want to kill all of the Robert's bastards.
>>70965787
Aww shit, those are just terrible quality streams.
>>70965774
Don't they provide service only in the US?
>>70965827
Yeah and everyone would just support Gendry all of a sudden
I thought D&D oc was shit
MERYN
>>70965869
Why is Wun Wun so big? Do they ever actually explain it? Are we just supposed to roll with it, or is there magic involved?
>>70965804
Okay you are normal person(normie) would you watch show you like in the silence and privacy of your home when you can focus on details, or in a fucking crowded bar, when some idiot snorts on your ear?
>>70965897
She wanted to kill him because they were proof of her incest. Go watch some alt shif x videos or something.
>>70965872
You notice that nobody has saved or reposted your oc? Ever?
>>70965914
He's a big guy
>>70965914
He's a giant.
>>70965632
Stannis
Two handed Jaime
Bronn
Ygritte
Wun wun
>>70965927
>when you can focus on details
Wow, not only are you autistic, you think everyone else is autistic as well.
>>70965914
It was explain, he's a giant. There are tribes of giants beyond the wall just doing their shit.
>armed militia running around assaulting people and using violence in the name of faith
>get shit pushed in by undead monster man
>violence is barbaric we should abandon trial by combat
>>70965914
He's just a big guyfor you
>>70965879
More excited to see what happens to Chad Summerchild than the rest of the season desu senpai
>>70965939
I literally just saved before you posted.
>>70965939
Yes, but I like it
That's not the only oc I've made anyway
>>70965922
DELET
>>70965879
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518059
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518059
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518059
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518059
>>70965945
for you
>>70965914
Good question.
But let me pose one to you in response:
Are you retarded?
>>70965970
I bet you that doll's asshole is blown wide open.
>>70965939
>>70965777
it was your trips, you beast
>>70965097
He'll come back as Bobby B 2.0 and personally ensure the Targaryens never get back on the Throne.
>>70965983
I think we all know how this poll is going to turn out.
>>70965690
i dont think you know what autism means, autistic kids are great mathematicians and very bright but dont do well in social environments, so hanging on 4chan wouldnt be in their top 5 daily activities.
>>70965879
>alt shit
>licks DD ass, and is garbage
>Preston
>funny, fresh memes
>the only person who could finish fat fuck work without screwing it
>>70962489
Why are Millennials so stupid that they can't tell when a bunch of fakers are playing it up for the camera?
Why are Millennials so dumb that they watch other people watching tv or playing video games?
Why are all Millennial heroes useless Youtube Z-Listers who don't actually contribute anything but low-effort faggotry? Also
>take the black
I see what you're trying to do here OP, my Sophie is no coal burner.that would be MaisieShe only takes the whitest dick
>>70965680
killed by a dagger thrown by ramsay on the walls of winterfell
>>70965879
In alt-shif-x defense, his videos are much more "clear" and "pro" than preston, so it kinda explains why he's more successful
>>70966000
>tee hee hee hee
MOAR 0'S!!!!
>>70965927
Okay so staying home to "focus on details" is totally normie, but having fun in public is a feminist thing? Do you read anything to type?
>>70965983
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10518059
Preston is love Preston is life!
>>70965970
So what sick fuck won that doll at the prop auction?
/r/ing more Arya laughing pics
>>70966019
that's only one kind of autism
>>70963300
It would never work. Witcher has to many monsters and creatures. the cost of CG would be to high.
And if they focused more on people it would be shit.
>>70965466
I dont know, after watching preston videos for the first time tonight. And have been dead set on Jon being a targ but who's destiny is of the north I've come to really consider Jon being the son of Brandon Stark, making him the true successor before ned. And Dany being the daughter of Lyanna Stark.
>>70966067
>having fun in public
Not that guy, but watching a show like GoT in a crowded bar sounds like the worst fucking thing in the world.
>>70965817
give me back that time
What'll happen to Mace?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cF4IdnGqyk
here you go lads
I MEK JOK
>>70966080
Wait... You telling me there is a life size Bran doll? Where?
>>70966112
now that looks like a comfy sweater
>>70966003
she is so hot
>>70966112
He'll get a kiss by the "long canal"
>>70966119
These are Ramsay quotes from the shit game
Does anyone think cersi will burn kings landing with all the foreshadowed wildfire in the last episode?
my m8 made this claim and the more I think about it, the more I see it happening.
>>70966119
little finger killing Ramsey isn't real i guess
Guys, I have a friend who thinks this show is absolutely God-tier. He even loved, yes LOVED the Dorne plot. Doesn't see any of the SJW bullshit and is a huge Dany fan. What do I do? Do I like stop being his friend?
>>70966181
Fuck off
Are the ice spider real and if yes, do you think we'll ever see any on screen?
>>70965992
What doll. Explain yourself, coward.
>>70966192
Suck his cock.
>>70966181
Yes. Haven't you watched last episode?
She asked Qyburn abouts "rumors". Rumors about wildfire.
Im 90% sure its wildfire.
>>70966192
>Do I like stop being his friend?
How would we know if you like it or not?
>>70966156
>"long canal"
What did he mean by this?
Reminder that this episode will Littlefinger's last big moment.
He will die in episode 10.
>>70966150
>>70966197
yeah because shitposting is better than discussing the show.
>>70966192
>like
>Littlefinger: Jon King Stands alone.
>Bronze Yohn: Not alone. Valeman!
>>70965605
No worries, they dont have jurisdiction in my country.
>>70966240
FUCKING HOT
Sophie is love and sunshine. She might actually be batshit insane but what of it? She is still a QT 3.14 80 billion
I always like reading about shit that she says, because she has some of the most batshit ideas and is a total sexfreak who can barely contain it
>Interviewer: So Sophie Turner, how are you this fine day?
>Sophie: I'm great! I really want an android in the shape of Randy Savage to have it's way with me while I'm tied up!
>Interviewer: ...wait what?
>Sophie: OH! Oh dear I did it again didn't I?? HAHAHA :3 Ohhhh whadda day!
>Interviewer: SO um...what are your...what are your plans after Thrones finally wraps?
>Sophie: I'll probably MURDER YOUR FAMILY! HAHAHA! OH! There I go again! ^_^;
>Interviewer: Holy shit what the hell...
>Sophie: don't you think it would be hot of The Hound and Eddard Stark double-teamed Sansa over the corpse of the butcher's boy?
>Interviewer: S-SECURITY!!
>Sophie: HA HA HA! ;3
>>70966246
>discussing
Man that's been confirmed for at least 2 months
>>70965970
...What am I looking at?
>>70965323
>mfw I still remember the actual prayer from catholic school
>>70966267
http://www.eonline.com/news/763997/that-one-time-jennifer-lawrence-punched-sophie-turner-in-the-vagina
HAHAHA LOOK HOW FUCKING WACKY THEY ARE
JUST like us
>>70966251
Never droping this meme!
>>70966285
Clone jutsu. Obviously.
My armpit sweat smells like well done bacon. I bet I taste wonderful.
>>70966231
Idk! I don't even know.
>>70966237
Probably that he'd like two kisses in Salty Town
>please don't finish the song.
>>70965826
I would not, as a matter of fact
What are the themes in this ducking show anyways? I mean, what's dynamic is being explored by having CIA come in and save the day? What does it mean for these characters and what it means to do battle for your country when some third party just swoops in and saves the day as a step in his own master plan? I feel like they write this for meme suspense and twists and consider nothing else. Lmao look Jon is losing oh no guys aargh the death this is so sad ;_; such tragedy OMG YAY CIA DID IT FOR HIM this is so a in :)))
At this point in the story why can't we have Jon take the North because he deserves it and he's a greater leader or more human than the absolute madman who betrayed everyone in the North? This victory means nothing because it's just a slimy cuck who has nothing to do with the Northern conflict just winning a video game battle. Who cares? How does CIA winning this battle mean Jon deserves to hold the North? It'd be better if it was a bolt of lightning that saves the day, then we can at least say God did it.
any leaks yet?
>>70966306
was it on set?
>>70966330
I MAKE JOKE
>>70966285
Real Bran sitting on set with a prop version of himself (likely used for shots of Meera dragging him around in the cart). Not sure if he realizes the thing looks like it's jerking him off until his eyes roll back in his head, but.. Yeah, no... He definitely realizes that.
can someone post THAT webm
you know which one
>>70966362
>implying there's any themes to this clusterfuck of a story
>>70966192
Suck his cock
>>70966306
>"I didn't even ask for it!!....THIS time" ;^)
Good god she's completely insane and no one sees it.
>>70966362
Themes are for 8th grade book reports - Actual quote from D&D
>>70966393
>Not sure if he realizes the thing looks like it's jerking him off until his eyes roll back in his head, but.. Yeah, no... He definitely realizes that.
I never thought of it that way. He probably didn't either. You perverted motherfucker.
>>70965632
Jamie
Dayne
Selmy
Bobby B
Gregor Clegane
Sandor Clegane
Brynden Tully
Neddy Stark
Rhaegar Targ
Bronn
All 4 sand sneks
Jorah Mormont
John Snow
Wun Wun
Tormund
The Viper
Chad Naharis
All of these niggas in they prime could take on an army
>>70965632
Arthur Dayne, Jaime Lannister pre amputation, Bronn, Sandor Clegane, The Mountain, Barristan Selmy, Strong Belwas, Daario, Drogo, Jorah, Areo Hotah (book), Oberyn, Robert Baratheon (young), Darkstar, Loras, Victarion, Syrio, Brienne, Garlan Tyrell, Tormund
>>70966354
FOR THEY'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
TOOOOMMMOOOORROOW
>>70966409
The book is fine m8. Germ knows how to write well enough.
The show was excellent when it had source material to go off of.
>>70962489
Jorah was set up.
>>70966240
anyone got the
>smol
version?
>>70966362
>themes
pleb
>>70966455
Season 5 had source material and it was utter trash
>>70965632
Wun and Wun.
With armor and a giant sharpened steel beam.
>>70966362
Jon can do whatever the fuck he wants if Sansa backs him since Robin backs Sansa, and Robin can single handedly crush any House in the Kingdom right now except for the Tyrells
>>70966199
Yes they are real. But we'll never see them because it would be too expensive
>>70963300
>the witcher
sure summer is here
>>70966461
>smol
Eh?
>>70965804
Are you silly? Look at how they dress, look at what they cheer at, look at their reactions. Look at them for fucks sake.
>>70966440
It's hand is reaching into his fucking crotch. How were you supposed to think of it? Plus, there's nothing perverted about it. If I had a real-doll version of myself, I'd do lewd things with it too. Not as lewd as the things I would do with an Isaac doll, but... Well, what can you do.
>>70965950
Stop cyber-bullying me i will declare myself as a minority and unleash angry mob on you!
>>70965632
Nigga why would I need twenty shitty men.
Give me Balerion the black dread.
>>70966409
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FISTFIGHT?
>>70966507
Reminder that if you call it The Hexer you have severe autism.
>>70962489
Those are Normies. They are freaks. Absolute garbage. The Normies might have some issues with poo (see pic related) but they are are actual normal and not freaks.
>>70965739
>>70965604
Was going to say this.
>>70965970
Isaac's has weird fingernails. This isn't even the first time I've noticed that.
>>70966476
lel wtf Season 5 was when they went completely off the rails of the source material, and also when the quality of the show started plummeting
>>70966476
You mean the adaptation of the source material was garbage. Stannis' campaign in the north as well as the Queenmaker plot from AFFC were utterly fucking garbage. Keeping Tyrion out of Meereen like he is in the book would actually have been a better idea, he has been insufferable since entering Meereen on the show.
>>70966558
All N*rmies are freaks, anon
>>70966144
Its a CHAINMAIL you autist!!! Stop bashing muh genius show!!!!
>>70966558
The poos in the loo are just as bad
>>70966511
He just put his arm around it in a joking manner and tried to imitate the rolled back eyes. The arms are rigid he probably didn't even notice.
>>70966509
woll smoth? c'mon homie.
>>70965632
Offense: Arya
Defense: Brienne
Tank: Guts
Support: Bran
My plot armor is literally invincible
Two more weeks until this general is banned and you all go back to talking about the walking dead.
>>70966569
They're just short. Mine are similar.Happens when you bite them.
>>70966257
CSIS wants a word
>>70966629
>Guts
who?
>Season 5: Blow through AFFC/ADWD as fast as possible
>Season 6: Have most plotlines tread water or even circle back to previously cut material
What were they thinking?
>>70966510
Wow, sad. Not everyone can rock the fedora and cargo shorts like you, friend. And I hate to break it to you, but Dany and Tyrion are the most popular characters everyone on the internet but /got/.
>>70966516
You sound like one of those "evil feminists who don't even enjoy things are ruining things by enjoying them" neckbeards.
>>70966440
>I never thought of it that way.
Why not? You some kind of tard?
>>70966669
They werent thinking
>>70966669
They thought people would like Dorne
>>70966629
Offense: Balerion
Defense: Balerion
Tank: Balerion
Support: Balerion
My nigga is literally invincible.
>>70965970
Are they aware that fake Bran looks nothing like real Bran?
>>70966672
>not dressing like a walking meme automatically means you're fedora
I can recognize numales and feminists when I see them. Can you?
>>70966556
>The Hexer
>>70966669
>What were they thinking?
They thought grrm would finish TWoW so they could used most plots from it.
>>70966446
no drogo?
>>70965632
>Offense
prime Selmy
Jaime
Arthur Dayne
Loras
Rhaegar
>Defense
Brienne
Strong Belwas
Jorah
The hound
Areo Hotah
>Tank
The mountain that rides
Warged Hodor
Victarion
Jeor Mormont
Wun wun
>Support
Blackfish
Ygritte
Jon
Beric Dondarrion
Jaqen H'gar
The perfect unit
>>70966747
>get cut
>dies
he`s a shitter
>>70966783
we was poisoned by a fucking witch
>>70966317
Usually snipers are support class
>>70966558
There's nothing "normal" about ISIS, anon. I don't care if the watch GoT at their meetings.
>>70966650
Im from remove kebab land i cant kill for islam,
what i wanted to propose is, you see in our war where fought them, we found out there are 2 groups of them, so we financed one and let it kill other one, when they both weakend we did ethnical cleansing and NATO came in and saved them, so we hate muslims but we cheer and clap when they do shit in NATO countries.
>>70965879
Ya our boy Preston is in too deep for the normie crowd
Alt does a nice recap, but who needs that if they actually watched the show.
>>70966746
They were basically given foot notes about everything that happens in Winds of Winter, but it clearly was not enough to go on.
>>70966808
Elio browses /got/?
>>70966819
Go fuck Euron, Daenerys
>>70966725
Isn't this how you form Blue Eyes White Balerion?
Reminder that Dragon posting is a new thing
Reminder that the Targs are our guys.
>>70966826
Why do you think Rana wasn't in the newest episode? She was helping her Isis buddy in Orlando
>>70966862
Close.
That's how you form the seven kingdoms.
:^)
>>70966841
>implying grrm knew most of what would happen in twow.
He probably only said:
hold the door
Ramsay loses
Ceicei burns shit up
Danny go to westeros to fuck shit up.
everything else even grrm didn't know.
>>70966890
at least post something plausible and not this ridiculous shit
>>70966854
So does...
>Preston
>Normies
>Alt Shift X
>Red Team Review
>Isaac Hempstead-Wright
>Those faggots from After the Thrones
>Ozzy Man
>Bradamante
>Your mom
>>70966819
Reminder MMD did nothing wrong.
>“You must say the prayers I give you and keep the lambskin in place for ten days and ten nights,” she said. “There will be fever, and itching, and a great scar when the healing is done.”
>Khal Drogo sat, bells ringing. “I sing of my scars, sheep woman.” He flexed his arm and scowled.
>“Drink neither wine nor the milk of the poppy,” she cautioned him. “Pain you will have, but you must keep your body strong to fight the poison spirits.”
>Beneath his painted vest, a plaster of fig leaves and caked blue mud covered the wound on his breast. The herbwomen had made it for him. Mirri Maz Duur’s poultice had itched and burned, and he had torn it off six days ago, cursing her for a maegi. The mud plaster was more soothing, and the herbwomen made him poppy wine as well. He’d been drinking it heavily these past three days; when it was not poppy wine, it was fermented mare’s milk or pepper beer.
>>70966618
Go to bed Isaac. You know what you did.
>>70966936
How about this.
>>70966924
DELETE THIS
if season 6 has a theme it's "no one actually ever changes"
jaime - is basically back to his old quippy self, just wants to fuck cersei
cersei - still scheming to murder people, still fuckin' jaime
arya - literally two seasons about not changing at all
sansa - despite the show wanting you to think she's becoming a boss ass bitch she's still basically worthless and needs men to constantly rescue her / speak for her / save her from herself
jon - died and was rezzed, and has no perceptible personality changes
the hound - "died" and was "rezzed" and has no perceptible personality changes
brienne - started out feeling adrift and without purpose after renly died. currently adrift and without purpose after her mission to recruit the tullys was a massive failure
tyrion - started out being a drunk smart ass. is still a drunk smart ass but in a foreign city where people don't have to deal with his shit
dany - after several seasons of actually trying to be a ruler, is about to go "eh fuck it i'm just gonna conquer westeros like i originally intended"
>>70966854
George does too
>>70965983
I like Preston and his theoriesbut Alt Shift X is better
>>70966982
If S6 had a theme it's that creating a compelling storyline and connecting plots is difficult
ITT - whining little babies.
>waaah waaah waaah Euron doesn't have an eye-patch!
>waaah waaah waaah Lannister hair is the wrong shade of blonde!
>waaah waaah waaah they call her Yara not Asha!
>waaah waaah waaah Dany scares me because I'm a virgin!
>waaah waaah waaah Arya is half an inch taller than she should be!
>waaah waaah waaah The Mad King's fingernails were not long enough in that one second flashback!
>waaah waaah waaah D&D!
>waaah waaah waaah I pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different but I watch every episode and post on here every two minutes to whine like a child.
You unwashed beta virgin bed-wetters are truly pathetic! Adults should join me in abandoning this cringeworthy thread with haste.
Hey /got/ I'm a muslim and currently fasting so I was wondering if any of you could tell me if there's any sex, nudity or drinking in this episode since watching it would be completely haram.
Thanks :) Just so you don't bite my head off, pic related is your guy mannis. I admire his deeds.
>>70966968
So wait, he was the one who fucked the ritual up? Lmao.
>>70967019
shut the fu*k up idiot!!!!!!!!!!
>>70967016
objectively false
>>70966973
these are ok
>>70966672
>You sound like one of those "evil feminists who don't even enjoy things are ruining things by enjoying them" neckbeards.
No i am meninist! WAR ON FEMINISM NOW, RISE UP STAND UP BROTHERS! FIGHT THE POWER!
>>70967016
>alt shift x season 6 episode 7
>"jon doesn't seem to be any different"
>>70967039
told him
>>70966973
Needs Algalon the Black.
>>70962489
>'i choose violence' t-shirt
>>70967016
Alt Shift X is a parrot. He has no personal opinion, all he does is put the general opinion and the most accepted theories on a well made video.
>>70966973
>balerion's head is 30m tall
>at the same time it's about 4 people tall
nice one
>>70967016
asx is got 101
preston is advanced theorycrafting 550
>>70967071
>Ancalagon*
Fuck WoW.
>>70967071
*Ancalagon
>>70965905
But that's what D&D is doing
All of sudden everyone supports jun sno
>>70966982
I don't think the show itself wants Sansa to become a boss-ass bitch. D&D seem to have her character on some slow-burn path to absolutely nothing at all. There are fleeting moments where you think she might come into her own and become "Catlyn 2" but then some shit writing makes her look helpless and incompetent, or just spinelessly scheming at worst.
At this point it's clear that D&D are going full RotK with the rest of this story, and are going to make Jon Le King in Le North because that's the only thing that makes sense to plebbitors and your typical nerdtards that watch this show. Sansa will just be in the back on a horse somewhere, forever.
>>70965983
>only been a fan for 3 years
>has a normal job
>is getting married
>normal looking dude
Literally everything I imagined about him was wrong
>>70966618
The other arm doesn't look too rigid. Plus, the thing's hand is directly on top of his penis. And his arm isn't around it like he's hanging out with his bros, it's pretty on the nose what he's trying to do. He's fucking 17 years old. He's fucking around taking funny pictures the way 17 year olds would in that situation.
>>70967129
>Three minor northern houses and Davos
>Everyone
>the biggest dragon of all time is called Balerion
>'baleron' is a type of ham in my language
>>70966629
>Guts
Shut up you weaboo faggot.
>>70965648
Such a based scene
>yfw Michelle was never nominated for an emmy but Kelly C was
>>70967173
a zajebiste kurwa!
>>70967129
Literally nobody supports Jon though, and his entire fucking army is finna hit an L on a mans
>>70967147
He is relatively successful for someone so blatantly assburger
>>70967205
Black guys age so weird. They always end up looking like Ayys with little pencil mustaches
>>70967165
This. The way he's got his arm around it looks like he's making it his bitch. Pretty sure it's intentional.
>>70966558
B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D
>>70967016
I like ideasoficeandfire
>>70967026
What episode? Number 8 latest one? I deleted it from PC but honestly i dont remmeber did i see any nudity, it had drinking tho.
>>70966710
there is no one named or referred to as guts in got as far as i'm aware
>>70967214
proste kurwa
>>70967253
Honestly, she isn't worthy of getting dick with a good credit score
>>70967165
>>70967246I don't see it.
>>70966664
>>70967277
I think these guts were pretty tanky.
>>70966890
TARG FUCKING SHITS
>>70967029
Yeh, and it was Jorah who took Dany into the tent when MMD *specifically* told them that no one must enter under any circumstances
>Arya: I want to sail west of Westeros
What? Where the fuck did this come from? Is this just more mindless drivel written by D&D to kill time? I 100% guarantee this will never be brought up again.
>>70967329
>suits of armor
fake. everyone knows knights in westeros wear leather with maybe some bits of metal here and there
>>70967311
>Arya never actually recovers from these wounds completely
>she is slowly dying throughout the rest of the series
screencap this post
>>70967114
Get over those wipes shitter
>>70967361
>Moqorro meets with Arya dying of sepsis
>Gives her Volcano Guts
Screencap this post
>>70967311
Yeah but he already mentioned Arya
So unless he's referring to Beruseruku Gatsu like a total autist, I don't know what he's talking about
>>70967172
>>70967220
But there is literally no one in the north and every army of every lord is handicaped except boltons
>>70967359
>where the fuck did this come from
it's "Grey Havens" bullshit. D&D are Tolkien-ing the show.
>WW completely conquer Westeros
>all survivors get on ships and just sail blindly west, hopefully toward a better tomorrow
>LAY DOWWWWN
>YOUR SWEET AND WEARY HEEADDDDD
literally
>>70967026
I donr know if it counts, bht there's a shot where the Hound takes a piss and for few a moments you can see his cock, though it isnt a real cock just the fake ones they use for these types of scenes.
There is a scene where Tyrion, Missandei, and Grey worm drink wine while attempting to tell jokes but they get interrupted
>>70967329
FUCK OFF
>>70967446
is it really a fake cock?
what about that one with the wart a few weeks ago?
Why would they do that, how does it work?
Do they wear the fake cock over their real cock?
>>70966973
Now compare it toAncalagon :^)
>>70967502
Yeah, it was. That one might not have been, could've been the actors actual cock
Yeah its basically a prosthetic cock in their pants that they pull out and has water in it to create the illusion of piss
sweet girl?
>>70967462
Targs are literally the purest of the human race. Inbreeding is such a gift to humanity....
>>70967598
What is this anime shit?
>>70966780
>support
>no Euron Greyjoy
>no Mance Rayder
>offense >Rhaegar
get your shit together. Also Victarion is the most average of average fighters in Westeros there is, he's lauded for wearing full plate at sea and that's it. Where the fuck is Bobby B you hack fraud
>>70967076
How can a channel claim that the reactions are authentic when someone is wearing a shirt with a quote from the episode she's watching? It's clear she's seen it before.
>>70966378
At least I notice (You), Senpai
>>70967630
It is my dream, that's what it is.
What would Littlefinger say if he met Wun-wun?
>>70967147
His videos are entertaining but the comedy routine is cringy as hell. Analyzing GRRM's love life and the whole dinner with GRRM were hilarious though. He should have made a tin foil theory out of George's salad dressing choice.
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