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Mine is the cider quote by le christian neighbour man

If its clear and yella you got juice there fella, if its brown ur in cider town or something like that

Well fucking meme'd mustachio companion

Excellently narrated godfearing man-next-door

Kektastically insinuated cultist from beyond the fence
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love these threads
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Almost every joke by Lionel Hutz. Phil Hartman was a genius.

When The Bigger Brothers receptionist checks off 'Revenge' on the clipboard.

When Jimbo Jones said "I heard that guy's ass has its own congressman." That was exceptionally witty for Jimbo's character.
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de tan solo pensar en laa jjalea quisiera tener ahora mismo unaaaa tudududutududutududutu
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bart
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bart.-
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>>70949529
una vela
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>>70949529
i think THIS is funny
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ay caramba es mi frase favorita
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>>70949592
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>>70949529
>>70949552
>>70949569
>>70949574
>>70949605
wtf is this you fucking retarded spics i hate all of you so fucking much all you do is call me a CHI but im still better than any of you
you will always live in your shitty third world countries while i live here in florida and fucm my 10/10 wife
lmao
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>>70948991
wena nido
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>>70949627

sabe pa
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>>70949627
I'm sorry
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"..despite the fact that they are obviously grilled."

RIP The Simpsons S03 - S13
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>>70949627
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJA
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>>70949627
CHI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au1He0_eCkw
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este es el rudeza >>70949649
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>>70949692
migue ajajajjaja
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>>70948991

"Sorry it's not in packages"
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que alguien ponga la listita de los posters
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>>70948991
car hold
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>>70949740
>>70949734
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Pero por qué no se pueden ir de este planeta mantenidos negros drogados de la puta mierda y la remilputísima de su madre que los recontramil parió
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>>70949796
replies faciles no
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>>>/int/60936881
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>air show
>rock it like a hurricane starts playing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm0yeh86ODE
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no puedo creer el humor de mierda de los yanquis jajaja
>>70949834
>>70949841
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>>70949921
este forito parece reddit
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MOGOLICOS
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COCKS...
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Dad you killed zombie flanders!!

He was a zombie?
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posteen la listita de los posters jiji
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>>70949759
don't know why but this is the kind of shit that makes me want to commit suicide. just the idea of it and the people creating them
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>>70950031
devuelta a reddit pa
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>>70948991
DUDE
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>>70950045
callate
enter
>>70950031
callate
enter
tum tambien betito
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>>70950031
salu2
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where can i get this shi?
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reminder that the wall is getting built and you're all getting sent south of it
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>>70948991
Not even posting the full thing. For shame.

>You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do! Now, here's a little trick to help you remember: If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town! Now, there's two exceptions, and it gets kinda tricky here: Adirondack cider can be yellow IF you're using late-season apples. And of course, in Canada the whole thing's flip-flopped.
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>>70950140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As5Gyi2aEt8
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>>70950140
throw me the gum, cat
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ajajaajjaja eeestoooooo leeees daaaaaa graaaciaaaaaaaaa ajaj?????
>>70950157
>>70948991
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>>70950067
a la verga con ustedes

Pinche bola de marijuaneros boludos
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>>70950157
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>>70949921

matarse spic
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>>70950188
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US0No94rDNE&feature=youtu.be
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>>70950188
CHI
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>>70950201
t. google translate pro
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>>70949523
asi que admite que le toco la figura?
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>>70950201
>>70950188
>>70950140
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por culpa del fumador todos me dicen BETO :(
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>>70950071
>>70950067
it might be racism actually. millions of south americans whose idea of culture is futebol and bart smoking weed
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conseguiste trabajo en santiago?

ah si de que

de Chile
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>>70950267
>futebol
ajajaajja
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>>70950267
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>>70950245
ninguna mierda
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God I hate spics. I wish they would be wiped off the face of the earth.
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>>70950309
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10ft higher
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>>70950309
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>>70950309
good post tiger of the siberian flatlands propeled by enriched uranium +10 to favorites suscribed and blocked, say goodbye to your account lynx mechanical of the soviet republic
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ NO PUEDEN
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>>70950362
>mechanical of the soviet republic
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>>70948991
Flanderscore is a thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Hu2qEZ_Ec
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>>70950366
F
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>>70950366
qepd....que dios me lo bendiga
>>70950377
"""humor yanki"""
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>>70950376
aprende a editar BETONTO
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>>70950185
>>70950199
>nonsensical gibberish
You're worse than Flanders.
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+1 por tu post op
Haber quiero mas bard sinsons aqui pues
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>>70950413
eres el sidoso fumador o el negro ese que me tira mierda
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>>70950366
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAAAAAAA UN GENIO EL QUE HIZO ESTO
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>>70950438
que te importa a vos BETONTO
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>>70950428
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what the fuck is this thread.
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>I'm the first non brazilian person to travel backwards in time
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>>70950188
LAS MALVINAS
SON
BRITANNIAS.
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>>70950415
ME = JOMER
YOU = THE GUARD
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>>70950451
.i.
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What's the connection between Simpsons and the Hispanics? I dun get it
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Y SI TU VIEJO ES ZAPATEROOOOOOOO
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uy aqui hay varios barts que no tenia
gracias
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>>70950493
>>70950481
>>70950480
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>>70950489
anda a postear sobre la union sovietica dale BETONTO AJAJAJAJSJJAJAJ
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a la gilada ni cabida yo la miro desde arriba
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>>70950493
una vela
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saleee bunkeer
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>>70950493
Simpsons reruns are super popular

its also literally the only good "local" TV they get
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>>70950520
lo boi aser
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>>70950493
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>>70950548
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YAAA DE BEBE TENIA UN CUADRO DE BART EN LA COCINA

AHORA DE GRANDE UNIDOS Y ORGANIZADOS JUNTO A MIGUE Y AMIGOS

Para vos chatran bigote!

Tenes tres teclados al pedo
Y un negro que grita miau!
Lavataper gato, negro
te cansaste de robar...me todos los punteos
Esta zaarpado de rastrero
esta canción te voy a dedicar

Te pones cartel de chorro
Y sos un tranza nada mas
Si hiciste tantos hechos
Decime en que penal
Cuantos años estuviste preso
Tus antecedentes no te ayudan
Te acordas cuando cantabas en los chudas?
En ese grupo de mierda que parecia Yerba Brava, Volcán

Y te pones cartel de chorro
Sos una rata nada mas
Y te pones cartel de chorro
Sos una rata nada mas

Cuando fuistes hasta el puebor
Te vinistes a gilar
Te cayeron los pibes chorros
Los pibes chorros de verdad
Denunciaste a los pibitos
Y revisaste los bolsitos
Sos un ortiva nada mas

Me da mucha mucha risa
Mira los pungas como revisan
Y si cae la petisa
Mira los pungas como revisan

YAAA DE BEBE TENIA UN CUADRO DE BART EN LA COCINA

AHORA DE GRANDE UNIDOS Y ORGANIZADOS JUNTO A MIGUE Y AMIGOS

Para vos chatran bigote!

Tenes tres teclados al pedo
Y un negro que grita miau!
Lavataper gato, negro
te cansaste de robar...me todos los punteos
Esta zaarpado de rastrero
esta canción te voy a dedicar

Te pones cartel de chorro
Y sos un tranza nada mas
Si hiciste tantos hechos
Decime en que penal
Cuantos años estuviste preso
Tus antecedentes no te ayudan
Te acordas cuando cantabas en los chudas?
En ese grupo de mierda que parecia Yerba Brava, Volcán

Y te pones cartel de chorro
Sos una rata nada mas
Y te pones cartel de chorro
Sos una rata nada mas

Cuando fuistes hasta el puebor
Te vinistes a gilar
Te cayeron los pibes chorros
Los pibes chorros de verdad
Denunciaste a los pibitos
Y revisaste los bolsitos
Sos un ortiva nada mas

Me da mucha mucha risa
Mira los pungas como revisan
Y si cae la petisa
Mira los pungas como revisan
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>>70950483
>JOMER
i'm in tears

eyes esta leaka
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YO SOLO LE RUEGO AL SEÑOR QUE ESTOS PAISES SE UNAN Y RECUPEREREN CONSTANTINOPLA Y MATEN A TODAS ESAS CUCARACHAS TURCAS.........AMEN
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>>70950493
drink the stick cat
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>>70950630
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>>70950630
things that i kill:
-croatians
-chicanos
-canadians
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la URSS era amor y vida...
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>>70950630
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>>70950630
touch of here poubou
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y las manitos ai y ai y ai y aiiiii
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SEGUIMOS GANANDO
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Realmente te hace pensar
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>>70950588

>dross

he used to be good... before 2009
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ganamos seniores...
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>>70950731
AJAJAHAHAHAHHAAH EL MIERDAZOLANO DE FLORIDA
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>>70950747
what?
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>>70950747

Elu'meniel mal alann
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>ser peruano que se averguenza de ser latino
>venir aqui y ver que niños taringueros invaden este board
que triste
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>>70950792
cute
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>>70950826
>>70950792
el haitiANO es mejor en esto
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>>70950811
EL PERUANO
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>>70950811
>ser peruano
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fuck off faggots
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>>70950826
>>70950792
>>70950747

asqueroso de mierda

>>>/b/
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>>70950811
No, you can't have the Falklands. They're ours.
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Got me every time.
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>>70950857
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>>70950850
DURANTE SU NIÑES
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>>70950897
ES OBLIGADO
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Yes yes, you have good memory, you have good memory mr Apoo

HOWEVER
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>>70950811
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO
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back to /lat/ faggots

>>>/int/60937715
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>>70950910
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>>70950773
FELIZ FELIZ P
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>this fucking thread
What a travesty.
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>>70950925
el haitiANO es mejor k tu
>>70950932
AHAHAJHAJHA
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>>70950932
travesti is your'e mum xD
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LES MATAMOS EL ILO AJAJJAJJJHHAHJAJAKKJAJKAKJAKJKJAKJAKJAJKAKKAKJA
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Tambien quisiera decir que Serbia es puro amor y vida.....todo mi amor va para serbia.........Muerte a los croRATAS y a los bosniANOS putos
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NON EST PENOSO KITTY TOUCHA!

NO MUY BUEN!
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>>70950998
>Gato del pene
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>>70951017
okay kazradik.
calm down slobodan

please don't genocide anybody.
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>>70950617
>ortodoxo jaja pinche maricon de mierda
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>>70950663
You dont kill anyone faggot
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>>70951032
>A él no le gusta el pene de gato
Come on, men, no seas pelotudo
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aqui todo bien ganando como siempre
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>>70951067
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>>70951094
t.butthurt croat
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>>70951049
>>70951094
NAZIS PUTOS
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>>70950663
>no turks
kazradic would be ashamed
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A cuántos les gusta KanColle?
Los Simpsons <<<< Kantai Collection
Sus series putas pueden comérmela enterita
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>>70951132
Yankis de mierda....jamas olvidare que ustedes bombardearon a Serbia
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>>70951111
Callate maricon de mierda
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>>70951170
>Sus series putas pueden comérmela enterita
aparte de ser underage suenas a redditurro
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>>70951186
go get disqualified from the euros little croat

your time will come and me and my serbian friends will come for you
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>>70951224
muerte a las cucarachas carajo
>>70951230
el haitiANO te supera
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>>70951204
No sé, tal vez porque tienes un gusto muy malo
Sus Dragon Ball Z también son de maricones.

Vean series mejores, o váyanse de vuelta a la concha de su madre. ;^))))
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>This thread
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>>70951172
>mierda
Caca!! DIVERTITS !

Poopy DIVERTIT! Yay! FUN FUN
!Tee caca ji XD!! Yay! Caca em fan feliç! BON FELIÇ P

Uh OH Crec que he comès un:
CACA en pantalons! NO Perry! Això és graciós!
Oopsie! Roba interior CACA ARA! Samarreta de Hee

Ja DIVERTIT caca! Caca DIVERTIT!
Yaya PER CACA! BONA CACA DOVERTOT!
Caca!
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le petit chicaneux
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MIERDA!!
JAJAJAJAJAAJ DIVERTIDOS POOPIES!!!
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>>70951301
los gatos no tienen self conscious, no puden consentir, si se deja es por puro instinto no porque quiere
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>>70951382
>este marica con una mente tan cerrada
A la basura se va
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>>70951382
>los gatos
You're twisting what I say,
You have me on the floor.
I have to get away,
And move towards the door.

This is it,
Because I'm on my way.

Tell me where you're going to now?
I'm going down to find Al Gatto Nero.
What will you do, please tell me how?
Mi sento fortunato si si è vero.
We need to know, when will you be there?
I'll be there after midnight, and I will be solo.
And how are you feeling tonight?
I'm feeling good!

All's fair in war and love,
I hear that's what they say.
It's clear I've had enough,
We can fight another day.

This is it,
Because I'm on my way.

Tell me where you're going to now?
I'm going down to find Al Gatto Nero.
What will you do, please tell me how?
Mi sento fortunato si si è vero.
We need to know, when will you be there?
I'll be there after midnight, and I will be solo.
And how are you feeling tonight?
I'm feeling good!

Time after time,
Out of sight, out of mind.

Tell me where you're going to now?
I'm going down to find Al Gatto Nero.
What will you do, please tell me how?
Mi sento fortunato si si è vero.
We need to know, when will you be there?
I'll be there after midnight, and I will be solo.
And how are you feeling tonight?
Via della Luna, quattro quattro zero.

Tell me where you're going to now?
I'm going down to find Al Gatto Nero.
What will you do, please tell me how?
Mi sento fortunato si si è vero.
We need to know, when will you be there?
I'll be there after midnight, and I will be solo.
And how are you feeling tonight?
I'm feeling good!
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ahora hablan sobre penes de gatos...
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>>70951410
gran argumentacion, lo que dije no deja de ser verdad

>>70951427
que no puede consentir, te estas aprovechando de un animal que se esta guiando por su instinto
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>>70951451
Porque a los chonis les gusta!! xDD
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Fucking argies every single fucking time
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>tfw open a simpsons thread
> chrome asking me if I want to translate the page
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>>70951609
its /lat/ they escaped their containment thread

>fucking sudaca shits leave and go back to bart posting in your shit fucking thread
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>>70951556
>lo que dije no deja de ser verdad
No tienes ninguna prueba de que no tengan sentido de consentimiento. Los gatos pueden expresar si lo quieren o no.
Intentá, a ver si tu gato usa sus garras en ti o si se queda quieto.
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>>70951642
our hearts and actions are utterly unclouded
they are all those of "justice"
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>>70951642
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>>70951639
Si te pones a acariciar los genitales de una persona con retrasado mental que no este consiente de si mismo y no se preocupa segun tu no esta mal, es lo que estas diciendo, que como no se preocupa no existe ningun problema.
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The clown college episode with the two Texans introducing themselves

The talking dog after Homer's drug-induced trip
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ya baniaron al zoofilico
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>>70951772
Jajaja, hace falta más que eso, choripan.
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>>70951705
>>70951713
>>70951772
>>70951754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu1W946vBUY
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>>70951754
Los cerebros de los retrasados mentales no están funcionando correctamente, no se puede predecir lo que están pensando o sintiendo
El cerebro de un gato está funcionando correctamente, aunque, por lo que uno puede esperar un gato a comportarse de una manera que tenga sentido o es al menos predecible
Y los seres humanos están muy familiarizados con los gatos, que comprenden bien su comportamiento

In case anyone doesn't know, we're arguing about the morality of jerking off cats, and I'm just using google translate
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Why do brazilians always ruin simpsons threads?

Can someone please explain this meme to me?
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>>70951921
FUCKING BRAZILIANS
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>>70951697
>No tienes ninguna prueba de que no tengan sentido de consentimiento
Los gatos no pasan esta prueba de self awareness https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test

>Los gatos pueden expresar si lo quieren o no.
Que estupidez, si quiere o no? volvemos a lo mismo, supongamos que el gato esta en celo, una probabilidad muy alta de que se deje, y si no lo esta las probabilidades bajan porque se guia por el instinto no es como tu que piensa si quiere o no, o sea que no puede consentir
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>>70951921
>Brazilians
Son duda los yankis son tremendos imbeciles
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Fuck off, mexicans.
English is required on all boards except /int/.
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>>70951957
Todavía no me ha explicado lo que es malo en dar placer a un gato si no son molestados por ella, ya sea guiado por el instinto o no
Si no les importa, ¿por qué debe usted?
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>>70951894
Ninguno de los 2 puede consentir
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>>70951957
>Mirror Test
JAJAJAJAJAJAAJJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJ

Sí pueden consentir, y más que todo responden a sus dueños.

No te mereces mi respuesta completa, buen hombre
salu2 jaja
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>>70951987
Those are from Argentina m8
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>>70952048
¿Estás diciendo que los gatos no pueden dar su consentimiento con el uno al otro?
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>>70952022
Porque te estas aprovechando, estas sacando ventaja para tu propio morbo, no es como que le estas haciendo un servicio

>>70952058
Argumentos: 0, adios perdedor.

>>70952073
Algo asi, se hablan cuando estan horny y follan, a veces varios gatos se forman para follarse a una gata cuando acaba uno se le monta el otro
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>>70952204
>Argumentos: 0, adios perdedor.
>Implicando que una prueba criticada es un "argumento"
El resto de tu post no vale naa, son las mismas cagadas moralistas que mayoría de personas dicen.
0 para ti, volvé al cole jajaja
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>>70952204
>Porque te estas aprovechando, estas sacando ventaja para tu propio morbo, no es como que le estas haciendo un servicio
¿Cómo lo estoy aprovechando de él?
Si él no lo quiere, él puede simplemente dejar
Y a veces lo hace, pero por lo general no
>Algo asi, se hablan cuando estan horny y follan, a veces varios gatos se forman para follarse a una gata cuando acaba uno se le monta el otro
Así que cada vez dos gatos tienen relaciones sexuales, los dos están siendo violada?
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Can any Spicbros tell me how to say "lay down your arms" in Spanish?

Say you were a Lieutenant telling your men to drop their weapons as they've lost the fight, or something.
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>>70952315
.i.
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>>70951921
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>>70952261
Criticada o no, es un argumento mas que tu, moralista o no por mas jaja que escribas no contradice lo que digo

>>70952275
En la misma sentencia que hiciste quote lo digo, es un beneficio que estas obteniendo de un animal que no puede consentir, de ahi el provecho, a tu pregunta no se ni me interesa, la naturaleza es lo que es.
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>>70949458
Jimbo's actually pretty good. 'I don't believe it, now my PANTS are chafing me!' is absolutely great.
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>>70952486
"""Humor""" yanki
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>>70952477
Pero él puede expresar su consentimiento, así como la falta de ella
Él ha hecho tanto antes
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>>70952477
Porque no tienes argumento concreto. Solo estás suponiendo. Estamos hablando de relación dueño-gato, no de necesidades para reproducir. Puedo decirte de seguro que ellos pueden consentir, o acaso no tenés gatos? Me parece que estás hablando pura basura por lo que veo, y no tienes experiencia propia en cuanto a eso.

volvé al cole jajaja
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>>70948991
Apuesto que es el de 27 el ke lleva la discusión seria
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>>70952670
Como puede consentir si no tiene Self-awareness? Te hablo? Tienes una maquina que tradusca gato-humano? No? entonces lo que pasa es que como todos los animales tu gato se puso horny y tu con el morbo que te da te aprovechas de el para satisfacer tus filias sexuales

>>70952688
A mi lo que tu creas o lo que crean todos los dueños de gatos de toda la historia me la suda, sigues sin argumentar sin ninguna prueba.
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>>70952951
Este no es 27
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>>70952951
>Ahora está jugando a la evasiva.
Pero mira qué sorpresa! Eres algo patético. De la experiencia se argumenta, """"""psicólogo"""""" mediocre.
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>>70951921
no brazilians, only spics.
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>>70953054
FOY
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>>70952951
>Como puede consentir si no tiene Self-awareness?
¿Qué importa si él no es consciente de sí mismo?
Él puede y de hecho todavía expresar sus sentimientos de todos modos
Todos los mamíferos, si usted ha tenido una mascota antes de que sabrían esto
>Te hablo?
Cuando él lo quiere, que rueda sobre su espalda y se extiende sus piernas
Si él no quiere que, en su lugar intenta ponerse de pie
Eso parece bastante claro para mí


También, se puede hablar Inglés?
Tener que poner todo a través de Google Translate es agotador
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>>70949569
>Granaíno

kek
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>>70953007
tu dices que tu experiencia y que la de los dueños de gatos CREEN noseque, yo digo que eso a mi me la suda, eso no es evadir

>>70953270
>¿Qué importa si él no es consciente de sí mismo?
>>70951754

Yo me refiero a que con palabras te lo diga, no creo que tenga fin la discusion pero habla en ingles si quieres
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>>70953605
>yo digo que eso a mi me la suda
Y aquí acaba. No tienes argumentos y andas relacionando humanos faltos de cerebro con gatos sanos.

La discusión se acabó antes de que la empezaras.

volvé al cole, enserio.
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>>70953605
Well, maybe we can try changing things up a bit
If you can't understand me, you can try using Google Translate for a while

Anyway, I already said that having sex with the mentally retarded isn't ok because their brains aren't working properly, not because they aren't self-aware
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God, I hate poor people.
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bart
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what the hell is happening in this thread
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>>70953836
barts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m59QO_sBrzw

The toppest of keks
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>>70953826
>>70953875
wish i was dude weed lamo right now 2bh
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Post latin jazz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCSKTEz0bYo
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>>70953940
know dad.-
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>>70953647
Un gato no habla por lo que NO PUEDE consentir, tu CREE lo que quieras eso a mi me la suda te lo repito, sigues sin dar pruebas de nada te lo repito

Un gato tiene mucha menos inteligencia que un humano, no se porque es una mala relacion

>>70953727
So tell me this, if a person doesn't develop self awareness and he has the intelligence of a cat and all the doctors in the world say that his brain is 'working properly' having sex with him would be ok then?
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>>70954030
No lo creo yo, es un hecho. Cómo te voy a dar pruebas si no lo has hecho con un gato?
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>>70953875
>420kb
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>>70954030
Well, a human with the intelligence of a cat is still different from an actual cat
But in any case, that person would be a very special case and one can't really know what he'd be thinking or feeling
Not the same with a cat, their behavior is very well known and documented
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Krusty Gets Kancelled

"He's dead now"
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>>70954115
Es un hecho porque tu lo dices claro, se me olvidaba

>>70954115
The cat can’t tell you yes or no because he can’t speak, the cat only get horny and wants to get off that’s it, and you take advantage of this because he isn’t self-aware, that’s it, I don’t have much more to tell you.
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>>70954376
Actually, he's neutered
He doesn't get horny at all
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>>70954376
el quote de arriba era para >>70954072

>>70954389
He doesn't get horny or cum? so you just touch
his flacid penis?
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>>70954449
Experimenta con un gato un día de estos. Asegúrate que esté esterilizado.
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>>70954449
He can get an erection, but usually only when I'm touching him and he doesn't try to mount anything
And he does seem to orgasm, though there is usually no semen so it's hard to tell
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>>70954491
No estoy negando que te cogiste a tus gatos y que les gusto eso no quita que te estes aprovechando de ellos enfermito

>>70954502
I can assure that your cat indeed gets sexually aroused "horny" in some degree, again, I'm telling you the same thing since the beginning
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>>70954647
He's neutered, he has no sex drive
Anyway, I already told you before
When he wants it, he rolls on his back and spreads his legs, and when he doesn't, he tries to get up and walk away
Those both seem to be fairly clear indicators of "yes" and "no", and he has done both before
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Bien hilo
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>>70954647
No lo negaron las veces que pude, pero también me han negado en varias ocasiones. Di lo que quieras, para mi eso es suficiente, como prueba, claro.
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una vela
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>>70954930
Tu no eres de la villa
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>>70954710
I'm talking about sexual excitement, he wouldn't be able to have erections if all the "sex drive" was completely lost, he have low sexual excitement in such case

That doesn't mean yes or no, that's a stimulus response behavior and that doesn't mean he sexually "wants" you, it means he learned that and get used to it. Again you THINK you understand him but in reality you can't fully understand him because he can't speak, he is working through instincts

>>70954722
Re enfermo estas wacho
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>>70955017
If that's the case, then why doesn't he always say "yes"?
Why does he sometimes say "no"?
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>>70954930
>spics kill each other over divegrass

Sasuga.
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>>70955051
I fucked your mom
9 months later she shat a turd
hi son how are you son
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>>70955038
Because like most animal with sexual instincts, sometimes you want to get off and some others you don't? don't go far though, my point remains >>70954376
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>>70955106
So if he wants to get off, what's the problem?
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>>70955095
Me cago en tu puta madre, chingao.
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>chingao
Por eso se ríen de nosotros
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>>70955126
The problem is that animals want to mate with their same specie and you deprive him of that and you made him adopt an abnormal sex behaviour all because of your philia, that's selfish and kinda fucked imo
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>>70955295
All pet owners deprive their pets from having sex with their own species, faм
And I've had my cat for far longer than I've ever even been into bestiality
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>>70955325
none of that change what I said and I think this is how we close this conversation, some guy was fucking with you and I just get into the conversation to see what would happen, It was kinda fun, night night you sick fuck lol jk
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>>70955535
Ok?
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