2012 edition
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stannis
THE WAR WAS LOST
report this early shit
>>70938535
benis
post early for why?
do not apprecio
Stannis is true heir to the throne.
I just watched the newest episode
man has this show went off the rails
it was like a 90s xena episode
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70938545
this
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>70938542
THE TREATY SIGNED
>mfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos
And im gonna give you (you) along with my big cock
Building from last thread
>Daily reminder all drug dealers will be first in the Day of the Rope
>Daily reminder Phalax is fucking retarded in a world of Calvary and Crossbows
Literally all Renly had to do was support his older brother and everyone, even Ned, would still be alive
fuck that prancing fool Renly
Can someone post THAT smirkfu webm?
You know which one
ayooo so
*grabs cock*
you be sayin
*rapes his brothers*
hol up
*kill two of his younger brothers*
you be sayin
*rapes his brother's wife*
ayoo hol up
*sails to valyria*
you be sayin
*kill his brother*
that im so kind of
*blows dragon horn*
HOL UP
*gets elected king*
You be saying im some
*raids the shield islands*
ayoo hol up
*rapes the women*
you be saying im some
*sacrifices his unborn son*
GOD AND SHEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT ??
SO GIVE ME A KISS BY THE LONG CANAL
>>70938669
Euron is literally the best character in ASOIAF.
>tee hee hee hee
What did she mean by this?
>"Tell me somethin, Varys..."
>"..do you bleed?"
to this day I still don't get it.
>>70938649
thank god im a user not a dealer
- an uncoordinated mob is no more an army than a pile of building materials is a house
>post yfw Smirkfu gets burnt to death by Cersei's wildfire in episode 10 and Tommen offs himself cause he's a pussy ass bitch
>>70938649
daily reminder that you arent as effective at pissing people off as you think
>>70938669
I've really got to start reading faster so I can find out how different euron is in the books, he must be pretty awesome if his show counterpart spawned this much dissapointment and shitposting
@70938712
hey look, he posted it again
>>70938710
Yeah, but that actor is not the Euron we fought for
>A rich woman came, whose husband and sons had died defending the city walls. During the sack she had fled to her brother in fear. When she returned, she found her house had been turned into a brothel. The whores had bedecked themselves in her jewels and clothes. She wanted her house back, and her jewels. “They can keep the clothes,” she allowed. Dany granted her the jewels but ruled the house was lost when she abandoned it.
>Mercy, thought Dany. They will have the dragon’s mercy. “Skahaz, I have changed my mind. Question the man sharply.”
>“I could. Or I could question the daughters sharply whilst the father looks on. That will wring some names from him.”
>“Do as you think best, but bring me names.”
>>70938745
>>70938585
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
>>70938745
Reminder that plebs will love Episode 9 because it has a big battle and Episode 10 because Cersei wildfires the Sept and everyone will say the show is better than ever and will win another Emmy.
>>70938766
He's awesome and he's not even the main vilain yet, he always seem to known much more than the others characters and he seem to actually have a end plan. I think we'll see him much more as time goes on
>>70938649
>>Daily reminder Phalax is fucking retarded in a world of Calvary and Crossbows
And wildwings are supposed to own any of these things?
I agree it looks a bit out of place in "medieval" styled world but it can work against barbarian tier infantry
>>70938853
As it should
>>70938774
It's not the actor, it's the writers. Book Euron is about to sacrifice a bunch of priests to summon krakens in Oldtown and then destroy the wall with the horn of joramun. Show Euron is just building ships and hasn't shown any magical knowledge yet.
>I'm going to build the biggest fleet in the world, and make the Martells pay for it!
What did he mean by this?
VARUS, GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS
what is the single greatest roman military victory
Alesia
Pharsalus
actium?
and what was their greatest defeat?
carrhae
cannae?
discussion time go
>inb4 I get called a pleb for not knowing the most niche roman battles
Imagine the kind of bedroom roleplay they have.
How did the boltons get such a massive army anyway, were they just more powerful than the starks the entire time or did the lannisters send them a ton of men as payment for betraying robb?
>>70938782
this smug castrated piece of shit is getting his prostate massaged by hot racemixed "british" girl
>>70938928
>>70938745
>>70938951
Lots of their men survived the war and they have Karstarks and Umbers
first for dany
>>70938951
why would other houses ally themselves with the bolton's now that ramsay is leading them?
he literally killed is own father AND lost the freys
>>70938937
Probably boring as shit until the bring Emilia in every once in a while. Then he plays Grey Worm and she plays Messandei and Emilia, as always, plays the mother of dragons, mostly because she doesn't know how to play anything else.
>>70938951
Roose made sure his levies were never expended in battle, so other houses levies were depleted instead.
>>70938857
I chalk the entire battle up to Ramsay being a retard.
>meeting a smaller force in the field
>with plenty of supplies
>with winter coming anyway
>has a significant mounted force (judging by his battle against Stannis)
>enemy is cobbled together force of barbarians
>fucking phalanx
Jon isn't much better.
>no real plan in place
>we'll just sally against this larger more organized force
>don't even give Wun Wun a tree as a weapon
>one v one me scrub
>>70938611
it's like a torpedo shoots down her neck from her chin
>>70938853
Leftovers season 3 is winning the Emmy son
>>70938934
Alesia and Arausio respectively.
>>70939033
fuck off this thread was made earlier
>>70938951
He didn't lost them during the red wedding, and he has the backing of the Karstarks (pulled off the war early after Robb executed their lord) and the Umbers who are still a pretty big house.
Apparently they only have about 5k though, whereas Jon has 2.5k
>>70939103
Too early.
>>70938994
I already had Dany first.
I think season 7 is gonna have lots of Theon.
>>70939165
fuck ya
>>70939077
just reading about arausio now
fucking hell I would absolute back 80000 romans against 200000 barbarians any day of the week
only 15000 losses on the winning side while almost the entire roman contingent + followers were not only defeated but killed as well
fugg
>>70938585
Well, I suppose this is the real thread now.
>>70939222
Romans got their revenge at Vercellae.
>between 60-140k barbarians killed
>>70939379
im reading more about the cimbrian war now,
Interesting that this battle spurned the senate into giving marius his 2nd consulship
had he already implemented his reforms at the time of this battle?
>>70938571
and it fucking bothers me that they killed of shireen too
davos should with the help from jon and the north seat her on the iron throne according to stannis will
>>70938585
Someone explain this shite
>>70940176
its a meme you dip
>>70940176
>opening theme from season1 true detective
>>70940537
ty family
>>70940210
its not a meme when only one man memes it hehe xd
>>70938669
>>70938766
>>70938854
Is show Ramsay basically book Euron?
>>70939186
I fucking hope not.
If I wanted to watch an uninteresting, dickless sad sack mope around I'd strap a Go-Pro to myself.
