Are Beric and Jon animated corpses? I don't see how Jon and Beric can live with holes in their hearts.
azor bron
4st
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70934623
>want to buy the books
>there are still two left and THAT FAT FUCKING FAGGOT WON'T GET OFF HIS STUPID ASS MASHED POTATO CHAIR AND FUCKING WRITE
JUST FUCKING WRITE YOU STUPID FUCK OR HAND IT OFF TO SOMEONE WHO WILL. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOU TO FUCKING DIE SO SOMEONE CAN FINISH WHAT YOU COULDN'T
By the way who here owns the leather bound versions? How do they hold up?
1st for D&D apologists
>>70934678
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
Would you give her your seed knowing she's taken a lot of black seed?
>>70934663
is she the most beautiful actress on the show?
or the most beautiful actress ever?
nth for STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS IS COMING TO SAVE THE DAY
>>70934681
when was the last book released?
nth for best lad
>tee hee hee hee
What did she mean by this?
>>70934729
Honestly what are the chances Stannis appears the next episode?
How retarded would that be?
@70934750
you already posted this
>>70934740
Bran the balding.
Is Friday afternoon the most reddit infested time in /got/ or is there a worse period I'm not aware of?
>>70934664
Aren't we all animated corpses? ;_;
>Less than 3 days until the Starks become the strongest major House of Westeros
Hey Stannis fans, remind me again how Baratheons will swoop to Glory in Episode 10?
saw a guy who looked like Thorne today lads
>>70934765
-100%
>>70934750
>tee hee hee hee
>>70934724
No. I'm 100% serious. Never.
>>70934783
the most reddit infested time is while the show is airing
>>70934731
2011. He's delayed winds of winter multiple times.
>>70934771
>@
what the fuck?
>>70934790
>you will never eat her like a kosher cupcake
>>70934706
DRINK WINE AND COCK
Who's left in the boat?
>>70934663
>>70934792
Stannis will come in with an army of Bravosi sellswords the bank promised him and he'll help his good friend, Jon Stark, and Baratheon and Stark will once again work with the Vale to save Westeros from terrible leadership.
>>70934750
God, just imagine what her pussy lips must look like. I bet it's likerare roast beef. Delish.
>>70934715
HIDDEN IN THE BRANCHES
>>70934823
>I wouldn't fuck dormer
*tips*
>>70934824
But weekends are particularly awful.
>>70934864
kek
>>70934882
>>70934923
POTTERY
BRAVO D&D
R
A
V
O
>>70934724
No. She has a vagina and I find that repugnant.
Is the waif actress a feminist? Somebody posted tumblr gifs where she said something bla bla bla people only care about sex bla bla bla don't do that because everyone is beautiful or something
>>70934790
ellie is not jewish you fucking normie tier stalker
>>70934965
She's a lesbian.
>>70934963
would you give your seed to milo?
>>70934663
hey man nice job
>>70934923
time is a flat circle
>>70934882
OF THE POISON CREOSOTE
>>70934923
I don't remember either of these.
I think I'm only half-watching at this point
>>70935001
true detective s1 is so fucking reddit holy shit
>>70934991
yuck
Basically a feminist then
>>70934991
>She's a lesbian
I'd never have guessed
>>70934992
Who is milo?
>>70934724
Depends. Is thatIsaac Hempstead-Wright? No??? Then no.
>>70934623
This thread is garbage.
>>70935001
talkin' bout a yellow king
>>70935041
The GamerGate faggot
>>70935006
>>70934984
Pretty rude. It's just a silly filename, anon. :^)
Bend the knee to Stannis, rightful husbando and protector of /got/
>>70935041
yiannopoulos
Who is the worst waifu?
>frogfu
OR
>that's it
>>70934992
That depends. Is MiloIsaac Hempstead-Wright? No??? Then no.
>>70934858
D&D would fucking bring him back only to have him killed 2 seconds later offscreen.
>>70935012
True detective was incredible. Season 2 was great too but not as great
>>70935074
hang yourself my man
>>70935030
>All hints from trailers and leaks suggest the Waif storyline is shit
>/r/asoiaf and /got/ go to extreme lengths writing theorems on how the story is actually elaborate
>The story turns out to be that shit
Why does anyone expect any good story writing after the books? It's clear that D&D are working off a few bullet points that the Fatman sent them in an email
>>70935069
Long lost Targaryan confirmed
>>70935074
Frogfu is best!
>>70935134
Disgusting
>>70935074
I can't stop looking at her pics and vids, I think I have a crush on her, for real.
How sad is that
>>70935067
>>70935073
Ah yes, I would give him my seed. He's kinda cute, not exactly my type but I wouldn't say no.
Can you imagine the clusterfuck a Westerosi news feed would be
>>70935163
hot
Post rare Ellies.
>>70935109
I was personally offended that Arya who got stabbed turned out to actually just be Arya acting like a smug retard who apparently forgot that the Faceless Men could be anyone
>>70935109
Fat man gets butt blasted any time something decent happens in the show by hyping up his future book that coming out "soon".
>>70935173
Nothing wrong with that, at least she seems like a cool person
I had a crush on emma watson after watching harry potter. Yeah
>>70935185
If she turns out to be a lesbian it's going to crush me
>>70934623
>>70935185
>>70935224
But you don't stand a chance anyway anon.
>>70935185
Just this once
Try not to derail the thread too much
>>70935134
delete this
>>70935243
You don't know that!
>>70934854
I'm not dignifying such a shite post with a (you) especially since its evident thats all that faggot is clamouring for
>>70935074
The new janitor is an elliefag which is why it's been so prevalent this week. Truly a disgrace to this board that they keep accepting applications from redditors.
>>70935221
>I had a crush on emma watson after watching harry potter. Yeah
I can only imagine what happened to you after you found out about her he for she bullshit
>>70935185
tfw I make half of the Ellie oc here :^(
>>70934824
>posting while the show is airing
literally who does this
>>70935248
>>70935185
>>70935234
>>70935134
>>70935104
>BLACKED
no thanks
>I have faced White Walkers, odds 200 to 1, he doesn't scare me
>NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND JON, HE TOUCHED ME, HE RAPED ME, THATS THE WORST THING A HUMAN CAN DO TO ANOTHER HUMAN
When will this suffering end? When will this slag leave the show?
>>70935321
>implying
>>70935030
I would convert to feminism and lesbianism for her
>>70935278
I just find it pathetic, but idc. This was like years ago when I was like 17 or 18 or something and I would dream about her. Really weird experience which I haven't had. Anyway there's nothing wrong with it, it's only sad if she's a degenerate or a terrible person. Frogfu looks nice but I don't know much about her
>>70935295
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A JUMPER
>>70935185
any where she wear that shirt?
or any similar shirt
>>70935309
Reddit does this with literally every show. They devote a sticky to it each time.
I still think this is the worst time though. At least during the show it only lasts 51 minutes and then gets drowned out by the quality discussion after. I need to find something else to do at work on Fridays.
>>70935334
never
>>70935334
I hope that lord Edgemaster20 gets to anally rape her one more time
>>70935248
Alright.
>>70935243
Why do you think the idol worship in japan is such a huge business? It doesn't matter if we don't stand a chance, the imagination is what matters
>>70935356
>Not already a feminist Lebanese
check your fucking privilege, you disgusting cishet shitlord. You're everything that's wrong in the world and I am delightfully offended.
>>70935400
or any shirt at all
please im so desperate sad and lonely
I made it for her, dont you dare exploit this, anon
>>70935350
>he doesn't know
oh you poor poor person. Somebody post it
"King," croaked the raven. The bird flapped across the solar to land on Mormont's shoulder. "King," it said again, strutting back and forth.
"He likes that word," Jon said, smiling.
"An easy work to say. An easy word to like."
"King," the bird said again.
>>70935444
Anyone else ships SansaXGhost?
I want Sophie to get knotted so fucking bad.
>>70935444
what the fuck man you have issues
>>70935334
>>70935407
Did every character in this show forget that bran and rickon still exists?
>>70935444
UNCANNY
>>70935204
>gets butt blasted any time something decent happens in the show by hyping up his future book
Haven't seen him hype his book in years
Coincidence?
>>70935503
Officially bran and rickon were killed by theon
>>70935503
Nobody or atlast nobody important has seen bran in ages, so that is logical. Rickon hasn't really been seen either until Ramsay got hold of him.
>>70935503
Did every person on this board forget that ONLY Bran exists?
Only 2 days until the Battle we have all been waiting forDany saving Mereen
How excited are you /got/?
>>70935407
AYO GIBSMEDAT ARMY JON YA BASTERD
>>70935532
and unoffically?
>>70935555
quads
>>70935566
That happened offscreen last episode
>>70935464
It's from a play
>>70935577
One's gone beyond the wall and the other one's sucking Ramsay's cock
>>70935573
>BASTERD
>R
It's "bastid"
>>70935464
it wasn't real so that doesn't count
>>70935555
Quads of truth
How does Davos know the Night King?
Did he watch episode 5 too?
>>70935532
Officially Sam told Jon that Bran is still alive
>>70935654
Which can easily be passed off as the starved hallucination of a southron fattie
>>70935644
It's a legend. Everybody knows about him.
>>70935593
No, she just arrived to Meereen. Next episode will have a Dany part
>>70935644
Jon must have told him. Most of the story happens offscreen these days.
>>70935532
Everyone in the North knows that isn't true. Have you watched the show at all this season?
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/06/17/spoiler-room-once-upon-time-game-thrones-bones-spoilers
>"In short, I’m told it’s amazing and the most spectacular TV battle you’ve ever seen, even when it comes to one element that’s under-appreciated, but really expensive: lots of horses. Kit Harington demonstrates everything he’s learned as an action star and physical performer over the last five years. It’s must see and must see live. Also, the bastards battle isn’t the only action sequence in the episode. Stew on that.-EW
>>70935607
>sucking Ramsay's cock
How lucky
tfw northern english
watching you lot do the phonetic spellings of things in this show is pretty retarded
also whats with the constant discussion of mens hairlines?
you a bunch of poofs or wa?
>>70934750
She saw your dick
>>70935709
I'm more excited to see the dragons in action tbqhwyf
>>70935709
Wow all those amazing actions sequences he shot for filming Pompeii must have really payed off
reminder that bastardbowl is going to end on a dany wins with no effort scene while Jon's entire army gets BTFO
>>70935709
>that cavalryman bonks him on head as the battle commences
>wakes up to littlefinger and sansa in his tent
>we won!
>>70935709
>Kit Harington demonstrates everything he’s learned as an action star and physical performer over the last five years
So more gormless starring in the distance? Nice.
>Also, the bastards battle isn’t the only action sequence in the episode
Yeah, the Mountain goes apeshit 100%.
>>70935736
nah
>>70935693
Yeah, but he said it as if he knows that it's specifically him.
It's like a 10000 year old legend, and they assume it's the same guy?
Maybe a nitpick, but still.
>>70935767
It's the only good thing that came out of that mess
>yfw he's the Lord of Light
>>70935074
Dany
>>70935736
look at the top of his head etc
>>70935785
PLEASE
>>70935796
John snu gets me the most
it looks like you all cal him john 'snooo' as some sort of weeb cutesy type bullshit
gaylords
>>70935709
Don't tell me what to stew on, faggot.
>>70935785
AND WHO ARE YOU.
Written by David and Dan
>>70935790
Actually it's the Battle of Meereen
>>70935736
Are you from Lancashire by chance?
>NO NOWITENZ
>WER MY SISTA
>U HAVIN A GIGGLE M8?
who /twinks/ here?
>>70935863
>>70934623
Based Jon's mentor thread, thank you OP.
>>70934724
I would consider it my obligation to be like Tom Sawyer and white-wash her.
>>70935863
Me
>>70935840
nuhnahwitenz
>>70935799
Well who else would lead the white walkers? I suppose it's could also be used as a title.
>battle of the bastards
>jon snow about to deliver the killing blow to ramsay
>says to ramsay "that's for making me killing my daughter"
>melisandre walks from behind him and says
>"so I bet you're wondering what's going on, huh? well I put stannis' soul into Jon snow's body when he died
>now cower before the lord of light
>>70935855
my county was a part lancashire until it became its own county (merseyside)
also the starks/northmen are supposed to have yorkshire accents
>>70935790
No King's Landing until finale
>>70935785
>cuts to Meereen's bullshit
>greyworm about to leave with the unsullied army
>Wait! Don't you want to know how the shitty joke in Ep8 ends?
>Greyworm comes back, Tyrion tells the joke
>...
>When they finally go out all ships are drowned
>Yara makes her entrance and bends the knee to Dany "I've destroyed the slavers for you, your grace".
>>70935894
do americans really need subtitles for that bit?
>>70935913
>Also Starks / Northmen are suppose to have Yorkshire accents
Remember that joke last episode when Tyrion impersonated a Stark and he was using a Scottish accent
>>70935951
I sure did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ACuI28p1Co
the best scene in GoT.
really illustrates the relationship between the lannisters nicely.
>>70935913
the brilliant part is, d&d wanted starks to have rp and asked sean bean to use rp. he rejected it and went with his own.
>>70935984
That's because Dinklage can't do accents for shit.
>>70934984
JUDEN RAUS!!!
>>70935984
Whats your point? Those are the exavt same sounds
>>70935951
Some people are hearing impaired you insensitive bong-cow
>>70935984
I did clock that, but I just let it slide as his awful best impression, for example if I try and do a scots accent It might sound more irish
>>70935996
that scene is fucking pleb and completely unecessary
>>70935902
disgusting normie clickbait article
it triggers me like i'm a naughty tumblr dyke in need of a good smacking
Azor a /Highgarden/
>>70935951
>>70935985
man even i didn't use subtitles for that bit, and english is not even my native language
>>70936006
yeah I remember kit saying this in an interview, the northern accent was decided because sean bean can't do accents. tbf though his accent is soft as fuck really nice on the ear
HBO Ending
>>70936052
>article
It's a video on youtube
will the episode leak?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OONy1sGyqpc
YOU RAPED HER
YOU MURDERED HER
YOU KILLED HER CHILDREN
CONFESS
>>70935863
The two of them sure do. I feel bad for Isaac. I don't know what he's going to do when Dean suicides and is no longer a part of the show. I bet they'll still facetime and post it all to twitter though. Silly boys.
Who will have the final scene of season 6?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10511234
Will probably be more than 1 character, but take the character that will lead the scene/'win' in the scene.
(i.e. if say Sansa kills LF, pick sansa, if LF marries sansa, pick LF, etc.. )
>>70936062
I want to go high in her garden and when I pull out be covered in fire&blood
>>70936089
Stannis
>>70936089
it'll be Dany arriving at westeros
>>70936043
watch the video nigger. it's satire.
>>70936089
if it's not the walkers then it'll be le ebin Dany le ebin invading Westeros, but first she sends Drogon ahead of her towards Westeros to scare the Cis males
>>70935902
>>70936089
Why did you forgot me?
FeelsBadMan
>>70935109
>>/r/asoiaf and /got/ go to extreme lengths writing theorems on how the story is actually elaborate
kek, it's so bad that fans on Internet forums write better plots than D&D. They really should be ashamed of their "work" this year.
>>70935193
I was so fucking mad, Anon. D&D made me look like a complete asshole in front of a house full of people. Before the episode everyone was taking shots at guessing what happens, and since Arya is a normie fan favorite, we talked about her a lot.
I mentioned how she was really out of character, she used her right hand instead of left, etc etc. We've all been discussing that shit the week before.
I had everyone on my side. The whole room was convinced it was gonna be some elaborate plot that was gonna be intriguing and engaging.
Nope. It was really Arya, and the Waif turned into a T-1000 and it was awful and it ruined my night.at least I got to make terminator jokes the entire evening which was bretty cool
If Jon accepted Stannis offer and joined him on the march to Winterfell, bringing the wildling army with him. Could they have won?
>>70936089
>no Aegon option
What shit poll is this
>>70936085
WHO GAVE YOU THE ORDER
>>70936111
What did he mean by this
>>70936089
Arya kills Walder Frey.
100% confirmed
>>70936089
That feeling when Bran but then suddenly Dany.
>>70936142
hell nah 20 good men was all ramsay needed
>>70936142
Loads of houses would've rallied behind them so they'd have their armies too.
Yeah, they'd have won
>>70936128
>>70936114
That's too retarded even for D&D, at most it's going to be her leaving Mereen
>inb4 lol dnd stupid they don't care
>>70936141
>I was so fucking mad, Anon. D&D made me look like a complete asshole in front of a house full of people. Before the episode everyone was taking shots at guessing what happens, and since Arya is a normie fan favorite, we talked about her a lot.
>I mentioned how she was really out of character, she used her right hand instead of left, etc etc. We've all been discussing that shit the week before.
>I had everyone on my side. The whole room was convinced it was gonna be some elaborate plot that was gonna be intriguing and engaging.
>Nope. It was really Arya, and the Waif turned into a T-1000 and it was awful and it ruined my night.
Help me locate my fucking sides. You autist lmao.
>>70936142
not without CIA and the knights of gandalf
>>70936074
Ending of a season.
Thenthe gigantic ice dragon Winter who is actually Bran warging into it attacks King's Landing.
>>70936089
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10511234
>40%
>Danaryes
>>70936142
Possibly, his plot armor would rape 20 good men ex machina meme
>>70936142
>le intimidating mexican midget face
wouldn't scare my lil sis.
JUST A FOOL TO BELIEVE I AM ANYTHING SHE NEEDS
SHE'S LIKE THE WEEUND
>>70936142
The wildlings didn't follow him until Hardhome.
Stannis would have needed Tormund or Mance to bend the knee and neither were going to.
>>70935996
surely this is edited, I dont remember it being this blatantly awkward
seriously though guys
why does these slack jawed faggots keep calling stannis kinslayer in regards to renly when he had little to do with the assasination itself
then nothing is said about how daenarys sanctioned the brutal killing of her brother right in front of her on the basis of him just being a whiney dick
https://youtu.be/MSYMmzH9CsY?t=19s
THE WAR WAS LOST
>>70936142
>Episode 10 dawns
>Lord Snow, where are the Widlings you promised me
>Its no use Stannis, Ramsay invaded the camp last night using 20 Good Men, They're all Dead
>The episode plays out exactly the same, Jon Snow is CGId in the background to save budget
>>70936043
oh fuck this is actually much better
>>70936175
How overly gratuitous will his death be? Could anything beat Ser Meryns death?
>>70936184
>You autist lmao
Do you not discuss GoT with your friends and family who also watch or do you exclusively shitpost anonymously?
Reminder that all the talking ravens at the wall was bran trying to talk to Jon.
Reminder that the reason rhaegar did everything he did and the reason he was always so sad was because bran told him that he must kidnap lyanna so rlj could happen, saving the world.
>>70936214
slag
>>70936226
nice b8
>>70936214
Her face is punchable and repulsive i dont know why people are attracted to her...
>>70935902
Fuck off reddit
>>70936214
why are all got women ugly af off camera except natalie?
>>70936089
>>70936195
nobody likes it
but Dany will have the final scene
because fuck the books
proper GoT would have Staanis as the season ending
>kept you waiting huh
>>70936226
it's all the "dramatic" pauses of the scene edited end to end
>>70936174
Love, anon.
It means love.
>>70936242
dany didnt sanction it, he broke the rules of the dothraki city by drawing a weapon and they killed him for it
she just didnt care
>>70936242
In the show Stannis knew all about shadowbabies and planned to murder Renly. Because he's a villain.
>>70936264
Dude this is what girls do. All girls are lesbian on some level.
AlsoWhy does the Soph always look so sad in candid pics ;_;
So what's the bullshit they are going to pull in S7?
Jon's taken back winterfell, but lost his entire army, now what?
>>70936282
>>70935073
I'd fuck milo.
Im not that into dudes, he's just that irresistible.
>>70936260
It's a normie. Retarded Preston-tier theories are only for funposting.
>>70936260
If it wouldn't make Arya evil ( which the show can't do because black&white characters ) I'd guess she'd kill Walder's wife and take her face to kill him.
But given she can't do that, I'd say she'll just hop in like a ninja (like she did to Jaqen) and cut his throat.
>>70936278
Plot Twist: This is Reddit!
*boop*
>>70936189
>Kings landing burning in Wildfire
>Jonsa BTFO'd by Twenty Goodman
>Tyrion, Dany and company captured by pirates and in chains
>record scratch
>pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
soundtrack
>>70936336
>normie show*
/sp/ here, there is no way Jon Snow gets killed again right? I mean they wouldn't bring him back to life just to kill him again right? Please tell me the Starks will live happily ever after...
>>70936310
wall collapses
spooky undead army
invasion of arabs and eunuchs
>>70936310
He will lose winterfell offscreen to the white walkers, and be besieged on all sides. All hope is lost, before Dany flies in to give a rousing ten minute speech about wanting to be queen. The scene ends on a high note: Tyrion waddles up to Theon and remarks that he has no cock.
>>70936308
>that scar
hngggg that's my fetish
>>70936375
i have little doubt this is what's going to happen
FUCK
>>70936317
He was cute as a blonde. Now he just looks fat and jewy
Inb4 Jamie inherits CIA's teleporting powers and crushes Ramsay's army in the middle of the battle and CIA is btfo in the race for Tully
>>70936336
I suppose assuming D&D are competent storytellers IS a retarded, Preston-tier theory.
>>70936363
stark? he is a targaryen.
>>70936308
She's a druggie
>>70936308
>Also Why does the Soph always look so sad in candid pics ;_;
hangover
>>70936392
Duh.
>>70936360
That would actually be better than anything that's happened in two seasons. Creedence and all.
>>70936404
aren't we all
also doing drugs doesnt make you a druggie
every normie her age smokes weed and does a bit of coke and mandy now and then
Did Sansa send a message to LF by Raven or by Brienne?
I heard from the leaks tommen dies, http://www.paddypower.com/bet/tv-specials/Game-Of-Thrones?ev_oc_grp_ids=2531294
I need to know who would technically be ruler of kings landing at the end of season 6, there's money to be had in this
>>70936444
Raven
>>70936414
what is "acting"