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Is this the best stripperkino of all time?
>>70932377
That's not Salma Hayek in From Dusk til Dawn, so no.
SQUARE
that's not True Lies
>>70932377
>>70932459
Pancake booty.
>>70932502
IMAGINE
>>70932426
This man knows
>>70932426
When does she strip in it?
>>70932553
she doesn't
>>70932553
You've never seen from dusk til Dawn? Get on that
>>70932553
>not counting the snake as clothing
get these kids back in school already.
>not Showgirls
>>70932426
>>70932553
>>70932708
That's not a striptease
>>70932708
Note based Clooney gets himself the best seat in the house.
>>70932708
B R E H S
R
E
H
S
>>70932708
I use to fap to this every day on VCR
>>70932735
>>70932708
Pure sex.
>>70932426
The beginning of the end of Hollywood pushing shitskinned spics as sex symbols.
>>70932459
Everyones ass looks good when you bend over like that. It's when you stand up do people see the real horror.
Demi a cute
CUTE
>>70932777
t.zygote
>>70932708
>be Clooney
>take after take of her ass shaking two feet away from face
>>70932708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN5FZI7pt7g
>>70932377
Ass flat as a day old beer....
All that plastic surgery for an ehh body in a shit movie
>>70932825
Not even close to Salma
>>70932842
This scene always confused my penis. 9/10 body but a man face.
>>70932708
>those wide child-bearing hips
>>70932735
>>70932708
Post some vamps
>>70932842
>Just imagine being Arnold...
>>70932708
Her body is actually perfect. Why did nature keep making women after that?
>>70932377
Nah bro, that's Magic Mike
>>70932708
someone post the one from deathproof
>>70932708
>Clooney's face at 10 seconds
>>70932708
Her hips and ass drive me insane in this still. To this day.
All of my childhood boners watching this late night on USA after Monday Night Raw. I didn't even understand what fapping truly was yet but you bet I capped to this at 9 years old. Such a cheesy dumb slice of 90s too how can you not love this shit? In fact I think its due a rewatch.
>>70932426
Fuck off footfag. Salma's strip scene in Dogma was way better but then who doesn't love the schoolgirl look.
holy shit datass
>gf asks me what female celebs I though was hot
>I say Salma hayek was my number 1
>She says "ew"and brings it up sometimes
I stand by my words.
>>70933434
The fuck is wrong with your girl? Who's her pick?
>>70933434
dumb frogposter
>>70933483
girls hate anyone more attractive than they are.
They literally and unironically do the "eyes aren't perfectly symmetrical 1/10 would not bang" thing
>>70933483
"What I thought every guy likes katy perry and sasha grey?"
"No".
>>70933434
Literally happened this to me but with Jessica Alba
>>70933547
>girl knows sasha grey
marry that ho
>>70933574
We watch porn but she's very vanilla in her tastes
>>70932377
Its ramadan you kafir shit don't post lewd things untill the sun is down.
>>70933434
>gf asks me what female celebs I think is hot
>Skin Diamond
>"Who?"
>Shit eating grin
>yfw the Kutch left this Lisa Ann level thicc milf for a 14 year old middle eastern boy
>>70933565
Your girlfriend must be a jealous cunt to think Jessica Alba not attractive.
Pure stripper kinography
That scene in that movie with Jessica Biel
Biel detected.
>>70933735
I recently found out that Showgirls was thought to be a bad movie. It surprised me since I actually liked it.
>>70933746
>>70933825
Post rope webm
>>70933774
>>70933825
I had no idea this existed. Hnnnnnnnnng
Can you please convert the webms to gifts?
>>70933878
>gifts
But they are free my friend, save them. :^)
Rare pepes on the other hand...
>>70933864
This one?
>>70933434
>ew
you should have said "well she's more attractive than you"
>>70933434
when your gf asks you a question like that there is no correct answer
>>70933950
You must think getting a gf and keeping her is super easy, right?
>>70933434
At least yours is okay with you thinking celebs are hot. Mine is very insecure about her looks, and gets upset if I say anyone is hot. It's really stupid of her and immature imo, but it's a small complaint and easily avoidable. She's pretty much perfect besides that.
>>70933991
depends how ugly she is
>>70933878
There you go
>>70933989
>.jpg
>>70933434
women have horrible taste in women
>>70934037
The fuck is wrong with her spine?
>>70934037
she poos from there
>>70932665
>Showgirls
>>70934090
Candle wax
>>70933825
>>70933932
Thanks
>>70933607
>Salma hayek
>>70934084
It's mostly because they only really want it to be about them. You should always call them on their bluff if they ask who you think is pretty or whatever though. Fuck them.
>>70933222
He's thinking about how much he's getting paid to be there looking at that. He's also checking your trips.
>>70934084
This is true.
Then again, women just have horrible taste. In everything.
>Biel will never fuck you like this
>>70932804
Didn't know Chris Evans was in Ghost.
You're literally a moron if you think Showgirls isn't one of the greatest classics of all time.
>>70934244
Trash
>>70934244
this. this. this.
>>70934226
Holy shit. Cannot unsee...
>>70933818
This. It's no revolution in film or anything but it's a solid movie. Also tits.
>>70934244
Isn't that kind of unhygienic
>>70934262
You're an embarrassment to your gender and species.
Chastain's strip on Jolene was breddy gud.
>>70932377
>>70932459
NO ASS
>>70933818
>was thought to be a bad movie
It wasn't thought to be a bad movie. It was thought to be horrendous. If it happened nowadays, Verhoeven would've reached a 9001 in the JUST scale.
It won worst of the decade in the Razzies. Hell, it made people aware of the Razzies to begin with.
>>70933746
>>70933895
>>70933989
>>70934016
>>70934037
>>70934192
Came here to post this
>>70934318
used to whack off to this movie all the time.
especially the private striptease part when the black guy fingers her
>>70934389
Go into it expecting that and you'll be rewarded with a mixture of high production value and camp, with a probably unintentionally interesting main character.
>>70933895
>no $1's on stage
That place is dead, too. WTF is wrong with management putting an A out on a B night?
>>70934475
Seen it already, many moons ago. It's crap. Top fap material doe tbqh.
Only one correct answer
>ctrl find Natalie Portman
>0 results
>Showgirls
>They don't actually show girls, only trannies
>>70934552
If you can't be entertained by one of the biggest flops and one of the biggest cult hits ever produced, you're probably a moron.
>>70933818
Showgirls is good in the way that, like, Kraft Mac and cheese is good. It's not well made but it hits that sweet spot anyways when you want something trashy.
>>70932377
that's a man, baby
>>70934530
I've been to maybe a dozen different strip clubs and even when it's packed no one puts money on the stage, it's all about the private dances. I've yet to see one that looks like the clubs on tv with all the guys huddled around the stage and it's one big party.
>>70933434
Same happened to me but with Mommy Chastain.
>tfw no gf
>>70934627
>it's crap
>if blah blah blah blah
Stop grasping at straws.
>>70934475
>with a probably unintentionally interesting main character.
Its a movie that completely goes over the heads of plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5VTFjE-pok
>>70934475
I went into it expecting nothing but tits and ass.
I was satisfied.
KStew and Tony Soprano
>>70934756
You're a fucking fool. It's good because it's crap. Stop embarrassing yourself, you don't know what you're talking about.
>>70934795
and a side of pussy
>>70934795
This
>>70932377
No Magic Mike is.
>>70933434
Three ways to play it:
A.
>take the bait like a retard(You)
B.
>"Hey anon, what girl do you think is att-"
>"NONE, ONLY YOU MY QUEEN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO FUCK MY FATHER?"
C.
>I'd fuck any women who isn't you, you frumpy sack of shit- now go get me a beer.
>>70932842
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Burlesque was really good.
>>70934990
>take the bait like a retard(You)
Kill yourself beta. If a woman asks you who you think is hot, you fucking tell her, and if she asks why, you say, because I'd love to fuck her. Fucking cuckold loser numale buzzword memes
does this count?
>>70935009
Ayy lmao
>>70935353
It does. Quigley was never hotter.
>>70934177
If only.
>>70934312
it's her own pussy juice on that pole so no
>>70935353
Who?
>>70935475
sauce? looks familiar but I can't put my finger on it and google isn't helping
>>70935880
Dogma
>>70935880
I think thats from Dogma.
>>70933746
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc i want her to beat me up
>>70935912
>>70935914
ty fampai
>>70935353
>those leg warmers
She had a really tight figure.
>>70932377
has anyone posted Mia Kirshner in Exotica? her schoolgirl outfit strip teases were amazing. to this day Leonard Cohen's songs give me pavlovian boners.
>>70934150
>>70934177
the reason they have shit taste in women is because they dont have a dick they want to put inside them, even lesbians
you can't properly appreciate women the way men because men want to procreate
>>70935353
didn't have a great face but her body was outrageous.
>google demi moore bush
wew
Pam from true blood, nener nude in True blood. Did this years before. Much silicone..
strippers are so nasty
only disgusting western civilization can come up with that
>>70936922
from her belly button to her asshole ... and beyond
wew
>>70934037
Needs a webm.
>>70936937
you fash, bro?
>>70933604
Have you guys tried some interracial porn?
Shit is hot tho.
>>70937073
The only good porn is Ebony.
>>70937073
Not a fan
>>70933825
>>70933895
almost literally perfect with the exception of her face. she's not bad looking but theres something weird with her nose.
>>70937173
You should try it, me and my girl do it everytime.
I always pretend shes getting fucked by some big black dude while she uses a black dildo. I literally cum buckets.
>>70934351
i think shes really attractive only that she has flesh colored eyebrows and her eyes are a little too sunken.
otherwise, would mommy 10/10
>>70936381
I want to fuck, that doesn't mean I want to procreate in the slightest.
>>70937233
Sounds revolting bud
>>70934226
HAHAHA
>>70936979
read the thread again
>>70934318
There's a quick bj in that scene
>>70932735
JUST imagine a Wonder Woman with all this curves in DCEU
>>70937073
>>70937233
t. average poster in Literotica LW section
>>70937377
>I have to make money for Peter's schooling
>>70937464
?
Are you a virgin by any chance?
>>70937502
Married with children.
Also, serial killer.
Why do you ask?
>>70932459
>>70932377
these flat, huge but flat disc-like asses from the 80-90s are terrible.
>>70937510
this best not be a dude
>>70937510
Get this cutesy /r9k/ shit out of here
>>70937510
dum bitch
>>70932735
>>70932708
JUST FUCKING DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY
>>70933746
only good body itt
perfect"
>>70937510
Who??
>>70937524
Oh you just sounded like a vergein when you responded to my posts.
Does Patrish Arquette in Lost Highway count?
>>70933825
>>70933746
>>70933895
JUST FUCKING DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY X 2
>>70932377
high cut panties make every girls ass a 10
>>70937233
That's so hot anon. You should get her to try the real thing. You could lock yourself up and watch while she gets pleased by a superior man.
>>70937571
MY SIDES
>>70932825
so much better than hayek. muh fuggin dick
>>70937635
>>70937775
> dem hard nips
B-but I j-just fapped ;_;
>>70937789
Do it again for mommy you faggot.
>>70937697
>superior man
But niggers are not superior men. I would never let my gf do that, we just watch the stuff and have a good time sometimes.
>>70937818
Looks like those girls that appear on BLACKED scenes.
Disgusting.
nah
rebecca romijn in that one movie
>>70934244
we sing
>>70935009
one of my favourite pastas bahahahahahahahaha
>>70933746
>>70933825
>>70933895
>>70933989
>>70934016
>>70934037
>>70934064
>>70934192
>>70934351
>>70937682
>>70937726
>>70937775
>>70937818
>implying strippers are actually this good
>>70934447
>when the black guy fingers her
and his fingers come out red
>>70937924
your bitch does that anyway, you clueless cuck.
>>70935353
> barbie doll appliance
One of the greater crimes against humanity
> all these patricians who appreciated Showgirls as satire
where the fuck were you people all my life
>>70938032
>t. clueless virgin
Uh? no she doesnt.
Alicia Witt gets me real stiff
>>70932842
>>70938284
she does
>>70937954
As in... white?
>>70938338
she doesn't really do it for me
nice body, but well past her prime
>>70938338
Looks kind of out of place, can't quite put my finger on why
>>70934084
holy shit this is the truth
>>70937561
i was kinda hoping it was
>all the biel webems are from the sitty red tinted original version not the color/gamma/contrast edit version
The correct answer isL O S T
>>70938496
>that tiny little g-string
WHEW
>>70937775
>>70937818
Her nipples are awesome.
>>70932377
>No mention of Showgirls
Well i'm not sure it's the best but I sure like it.
>>70933825
>muscular yet thick
Why is this goddess not queen of capeshit?
>>70938830
Pathetic.
>>70938830
I hate her so much
>>70932377
thanks for literally making me barf
>>70932735
TOP KEK AT HIS FACE
>>70938830
i wonder what she smelled like after doing that
>>70938830
Hope this tax evader dies.
>>70938668
such a terrible episode
>>70938830
I'd probably dump my life savings on the stage if she were doing that in front of me
>>70937529
It's only because of how high their panties are pulled up.
>>70938645
Link?
>>70936922
god fucking damnit
>>70932507
faggot
>>70936922
Holy fuck, is she middle eastern?
>>70939708
stripclubs don't like it when you drop coins on the stage.
>>70940240
>>70936978
>>70940079
how young are you
>>70940279
24, what are you doing here grandpa?
>>70940308
and how did you never stumble upon the picture of her bush
>>70940327
I honestly don't know. I've fapped to her quite a few times over the years.
>no Nat in Closer
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>70936922
that is my fetish
me likey
>>70935009
Fucking finally
>>70939833
http://pastebin.com/HK7vQe9S
enhanced vids shows all the nudity they with filters or in the dark. i replaced all my nude scenes with them
>>70936932
>that tummy
nnggghh
>>70937571
Source?
>>70941084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
>>70938496
winrar
okay
>>70941203
hm...........
>>70933607
Good job idiot. She's going to look her up and twist in it into why she should be able to go out and fuck black guys.
>>70932377
>implying magic mike XXL isn't the one true stripper kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtjhTj7dXXA
fucking faggots
>>70941459
what the fuck is this movie?
>>70941459
XXL was so much fun.
>>70934084
That explains why lesbians have such high domestic violence rates.
>>70941613
gay people in general do
and drug rates
and STD rates
and smoking
>>70940910
>http://pastebin.com/HK7vQe9S
None of the links within the links work. It's all "file does not exist".
>>70932735
That body is sex on silver platter
>>70942052
Can confirm. I was able to use the Desposit Files link for the first RAR but nothing works for the second.
>>70940910
>splitting a RAR in two
>links to the second part don't work
>>70938946
Someone give a Nobel Peace Prize to Susan Sarandon for making that
>>70932708
poo in the loo
>>70943236
She's Mexican not an Indian
>>70941486
A movie about male strippers. The 1st one explored how Channing Tatum's character wants out, but he barely makes money and no bank wants to give him a loan to start his own business. Meanwhile, Matthew McCounaghey's character is moving the strip club to Miami and the Kid, Alex Pettyfer, falls onto drugs. Tatum eventually leaves the biz and hooks up with Pettyfer's sister, while Pettyfer himself is spiraling down as he uses the drugs he is supposed to sell.
>>70937264
all fucking is spurred by procreating thoughts
hips, waist, tits, all have to do with recreation. fucking and making babies cannot be made into two entirely separate acts. your sex drive is pushed by your innate desire to procreate
do you want to be a baby daddy right now? no, but your dick does
>>70932665
This desu
Bunch of fucking plebs itt
>>70932665
>>70944068
If you include Showgirls, that's really stretching the definition of "stripper." Yes, they do strip, but that is not technically their title. They're showgirls.
>>70935009
>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like
I just watched it, arnold isn't even in the scene.
http://www.vevo.com/watch/2-chainz/i-luv-dem-strippers-(explicit)/USUV71201275
>>70932426
It's also not Salma Hayek in Dogma
![American Psycho [Uncut Version].2000.BRRip.x264-VLiS.mp4_snapshot_00.43.10_[2015.06.16_19.52.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xLSXL9i.jpg "American Psycho [Uncut Version].2000.BRRip.x264-VLiS.mp4 snapshot 00.43.10 [2015.06.16 19.52.46]")
The girl from american psycho
>>70932377
>free porn 24/7 on the net
>neckbeards still get excited and post shit from normal movies
>>70944439
underage confirmed
>>70937510
Who is this faggot?
>>70944439
coz its famous ppl stripping, ppl you would never asume would do such a thing..
>>70944474
neckbeard confirmed
>>70944669
What such thing? have sex? Be sexual?
>>70944813
on camera u dolt...
>>70932377
female boddies where so fucking masculine back then. do some squats you no-hip having ass v-taper having man-ass having bitch
high waisted underwaer is fucking disgusting
>>70944965
>>70944992
I know it's contrarian but I like it because it's unique these days
>>70943326
She's lebanese not mexican
>>70944965
it's a weird thing, back then that was a climax of public pussy. Folks went nuts, as if they were allowed to feel the femininity (in that weird masculine figure). Nowadays you have nothing, you have Magic Mike and stronk womyn.
Something like Spring Breakers nowadays feels absolutetly subversive. Young shapely thick girls in bikinis? holy fuck!
>>70945294
hhhhnnnggg that anus
>>70933547
if you don't like katy perry then you are a faggot
I don't care if this post is 7 hours old and over 300 posts you needed to be called out for your faggotry
>>70945483
>posts old granny thighs in 2kgs of makeup
she has nice tits tho
>>70945483
tell me what is special about katy perry
>>70933895
that's one sexy spinal column
>>70945533
Pleb reason to like Katy Perry: her tits
Patrician reason: her feet
>>70945533
in order for me to properly explain you would have had to had to be born as a heterosexual male
>>70945483
>>70945664
Generic "hot" pop star. Boring af.
>>70938300
alicia witt make me so horny
>>70932865
>Mfw Arnold asked specifically to shoot this scene in the dark
>>70946612
He did? Seriously?
