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>>70896274
WE POST TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS GETTING BTFO
Friendly reminder that Arya is literally Wolverine now.
Friendly reminder that there are only two Faceless Men, their temple is totally unguarded, and they are completely useless.
Friendly reminder that Dany is going to conquer Westeros with her strong womyn army, joined by Yara and the Sand Sluts.
Friendly reminder that GRRM cares more about salad dressings than his own work.
Friendly reminder that Tommen is an easily manipulated little bitch who turns against his mother after talking two times with some shitstained lying fanatic.
Friendly reminder that dying only made Jon a little pussywhipped cuck who lets his retarded Tully half-sister call the shots.
Friendly reminder that kinslaying is totally ok now and pretty much a national sport.
Friendly reminder that HOLD THE DOOR.
Friendly reminder that GRRM hadn't written any new material after 2005 and TWoW is never going to be released.
Friendly reminder that Varys is working for Dany now.
Friendly reminder that Preston would soon commit suicide.
Friendly reminder that CLEGANEBOWL is cancelled.
>>70899103
Azor Sansa
What did Ned mutter before he got his head chopped off?
Is Old Ghis the Persian Empire?
?th for Waifu won fight and is now wearing Arya's face.
She is truly no one.
First for Brad won
>>70899103
The realm lost the day Rhaegar died!
1st for Salsa
THIS WORST THREAD I SEE ON PATROL
I REPORT ALL YOU
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU REMOVE THE LETTER G IN "A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE"?
I MAKE JOKE
>>70899162
>I'm sorry, father.
Because it was actually Bran
Azor Ahighgarden
>>70899103
Excuse me?
>>70899162
a warging spell, ned is in nymeria
>>70899146
>Friendly
You keep using that word
>>70899218
>I'M ACTING!
>>70899206
My mind is blown.
I would suck your cog.If you had one
Azor Hot Pie
>>70899146
>the return of the Friendly Reminder meme
It's like i'm back in 2013
>>70899261
Will Arya get to taste his gravy?
>>70899103
does he have STD now?
>Deus Ex Vale Knights
>>70899162
>that's my sword
frogfu
What was in that soup?
TELL ME ABOUT PAYNE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>>70899296
those are stannis horses
>>70899168
that would be astopor
egipt is meerin
>>70899296
>not knowing what a deux ex machina is
>>70899296
Those are boltons, the knights of the vale are covered in fucking plate armour
>>70899321
liquefied valyrian steel plot armour
Why did the mormonts bring their 10 year old lady to the battle? Why not leave her home? What a stupid mistake.
What did they mean by this?
>>70899218
FUCK i'm legitimately hyped for this ep. based sapochnik is directing. what could go wrong?
>>70899162
I would have followed you, my brother... My captain... My king.
>>70899347
*parp*
>>70899162
"for james england"
>>70899328
and old ghis is empire of mali
>>70899224
>nymaria was protecting arya through her riverlands adventure
it fits! Nedmeria!
>>70899317
You think she ever saddled Bran while he was warging out somewhere else?
Post yfw the High Sparrow actually called Cersei to the sept of Baelor last episode to explain he's gonna arrange the trial in her favor
>>70899325
ffs u might be right
>hope
>>70899296
How are requested reinforcements a deus ex machina? I know they probably swoop in at the last minute to save the day, but they were called upon. It's not like they defy logic and realism by showing up.
>>70899382
Do you think bran can control when he pisses and shits or does he sit in his own filth unable to feel it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOzsR8Pk3TE
>Thousands of men don't need to die
Why is this line delivered like the Mannis? Does his spirit now live inside Jon?
>>70899351
The writing. Illogical plot twists thanks to D&D. Tormund/Wun Wun getting killed for shock value. Sansa being a military genius.
HOLD THE DOOR
>>70899351
The plot and characters surrounding it have turned to shit, we've been treading water waiting for the battle to happen since ep 4, we know what's going to happen and we did this storyline already.
But we will probably get some good fight scenes, so that's neat.
>>70899423
Stannis was more than happy for thousands to die for his claim
>>70899317
Oh hai lad
>>70899283
He fucked her so probably
>>70899423
>YOU DON'T KNOW HIM
Big deal, he anally raped you.
>>70899420
I think he knows but I wonder how he pees or shits.
>>70899206
There's been quite enough of him and Missandei. Those scenes with jokes and Tyrion are utterly rotten to the core.
>>70899420
his legs are broken, not his bowel control
>>70899420
prolly feels it but cant do shit about it till someone cleans his ass for him
>>70899347
was that a joke or were D&D serious ?
Who do you think would be the most fun to party with from the GoT cast? I would say Sophie. Being a slag she'd probably get you laid if she didn't shag you herself.
>>70899162
>It was my fathers swoaaaggh
>>70899423
YOU DONT
KNOW HIM
>>70899447
Was there ever a worse villain than known ambitious cowardly stupid kinslaying autistic religious nutjob Stannis Baratheon?
>>70899347
he is Faceless assassin that was his signature "silent killer"
So the next episode is going to be that boring manlet fighting that crazy manlet? Sounds fun... NOT
>>70899499
He's a dwarf who doesn't wear armorand hides behind his 20 GOOD MEN. What's to be afraid of in battle against him him?
>>70899206
That's like saying part of the prophecy for TPTWP is instead "Born beneath a bleeding Star(K)
>>70899103
>“Every battle on Thrones is unique,” Sapochnik tells us. “I think that’s why [showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss] keep doing them. In the case of ‘Battle of the Bastards’ – or ‘BOB’ as we affectionately called it in production – David and Dan wanted to do a thing of spectacle, a strategic pitchfield battle they hadn’t had the resources to do back in season 1 or 2. I was particularly interested in depicting both the horror of war and the roll of luck in battle.”
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/06/16/game-thrones-battle-bastards-preview
What's the Middle East of Planetos?
>>70899527
Dogs.
>>70899524
>check mu edge
>>70899479
Sophie for sort of drunken parties in the clubs after which you vomit in a cab and are holding her hair while she's throwing up and Emilia Clarke for booze and weed sort of home parties.
>>70899524
>Sounds fun... NOT
heh I remember the nineties too lol
Why has it taken Salsa's actor 6 season to learn how to act?
>>70899467
I'm fairly certain his back is broken too but they never outright state it I guess.
>>70899639
Don't be ridiculous. She still can't fucking act.
>>70899543
Dothraki.
>>70899543
Valyria
>>70899724
That is quite fitting actually
Who /Maisie/ here?
Reminder that her performance in S6 was great, its not her fault D&D are shit at writing
reminder: there is no longer anything worth reminding us about
Lmao the episode 9 preview. This show is just a fucking MUH CHOSEN ONE and MUH STONK WYMYN power fantasy.
>>70899737
what is this supposed to be? Summerhall?
>>70899745
She hasnice legs actually
>>70899103
If I took his helmet off, would he die?
>>70899783
how'd he do that
Preston
Death Toll for Episode 10
High Sparrow
Lancel
The Sparrows
Margeary
Mace
Loras
Kevan
High Septon
Tommen
A bunch of Kings Landing residents
Septa Unella
Ramsay
Walder Frey
>>70899830
R'hllor magic
>>70899798
how is this just now becoming an issue for you? what show have you been watching since season 1
>>70899666
I think you mean
>hillary
>>70899843
Sorry but Margaery survives
>>70899857
I haven't watched season 6 yet, don't worry. I stopped watching after the bullshit that was season 5.
>>70899820
She has nice everything and actual talent
Fuck, maybe next season she can actually show it without people dismissing it because its irrelevant Braavos stuff again
>>70899882
Wtf are you doing here?
im at the end of season 2, these are the three best characters IMO
>Varris
>CIA guy forgot his name
>Tyrion
>>70899882
You sound like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>70899877
At least Olenna survives, she btfo to Highgarden. I hope Loras survives too.
>>70899877
Nope. She dies in a fiery explosion
http://www.strawpoll.me/10502415
http://www.strawpoll.me/10502415
http://www.strawpoll.me/10502415
>>70899843
how does a walder the frey die?
>>70899904
good job, you got 1 out of 3 correct
>>70899882
You missed great moments like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpS-BUfgK5Q
>>70899927
Arya kills him
>>70899904
>tfw King's Landing was literally the GOAT storyline in Season 2
How times change
>>70899877
>>70899843
The witch told Cersei that all three of her children would die and that a younger, more beautiful queen would take everything she held dear.
Margery is going to kill Tommen as well as Jaime.
>>70899932
That better be CIA.
>>70899927
our wolverine assassin arya stark
>>70899901
This is eternal /got/ general.
What are you doing here?
>>70899907
You're the fag
>>70899947
Didn't miss it. I just don't waste time watching the show, it's shit and I won't enjoy it. But I come here to hear about how shit it is.
Azor Jon Targaryen, thesmall peckerthat was promised
>>70899206
More jokes!
Just reminding you that little finger arrives with the the Vale army to win the battle against the Boltons then kills Sansa to gain control of winterfell
>>70899947
There is nothing wrong with this. Euron is 1000x more insane than he was in that episode.
>>70899331
You're doing The Lord of Light's work, Anon. A dues ex machine doesn't mean something happening late in a fight that sways the fight one way or another.
A GIRL HAS TRUELY BECOME A GAME OF THRONES: SEASON 6 EPISODE 8 "NO ONE" ™
>>70899904
up-to-date here. My picks are
Varys
Jorah
Bronn
>>70899932
who's your top three?
>>70899955
she hasnt even left essos yet, stop making shit up
>>70899968
its never going to stick so just stop trying already
Is anyone else ready for D&D to utterly fuck up Battle of the Bastards? Got my rope and Stairwell ready
>>70899927
Him and Nymeria are waiting on the dock for Arya to get off.
>>70899162
>Who let that muslim here?
>>70899974
Ok, here's one.
It smells like pussy to me!
>>70899962
Three of her children have already died though, tommen is her fourth.
>>70899978
Heard about de jure
>>70899979
he's like ramsay with a grand plan
>>70899972
this would be epic if it was true
>>70899962
>implying the witch will be right when the red priestess was wrong
they're getting their information from the same god
>>70899993
Bravo hack and hack
Kek
>>70899990
>dues ex machine
its deus ex machina, god from the device
>>70899970
Spotted the redditor
Dear /got/ give me all your show/book nailed it pictures. I need them all
>>70900019
is this a joke
>>70899959
>wanting white women
>>70899356
mah nigguh
>>70899979
kinslaying
>>70899423
where is that jon vs cavalry scene?
>>70899899
I DONT FUCKING CARE ANYMORE
I WANT THIS
I NEED HER
I NEED TO BE INSIDE IT
WHY WONT THIS FEELING LEAVE ME
>>70900052
in the show, it is true.
>>70899998
She has a ship waiting and her story was behind the rest of them.
Treude confirmed she kills him
arya is like a batman. parents die, train with secret assassins, go back home disguised loonkig for justice.
who will be here robin? gendry? briene?
>>70900038
the red priestness has literally not been wrong even once
They see me rowin', they hatin'.
>>70900059
She said she had some baby by Robert.
>>70900045
machine of the Gods is also correct
it's just whatever mechanism was used to allow gods to make a sudden and unnatural entrance into a theater play
>>70899998
Greyjoys literally left Iron Islands 3 episodes ago and are in Mereen next episode. Time doesn't matter in this show.
>>70899962
Dany is the younger, more beautiful queen, not Margeary
Tommen jumps out a window. Margeary is killed in the blast.
>>70900085
no it isn't
>>70900115
did you ever see a corpse? do you did not
>>70899974
A Dornish man dies honorably in combat. His paramore gets revenge and starts by killing his own crippled brother and nephew; destroying his entire house and what is left of his name.
The end.
>>70900126
Would you rather watch them travel every fucking episode? I hate d&d but my god sometimes you guys are weird.
>>70900141
she had a baby with robert that died afterwards. learn to watch the goddamn show.
>>70900126
Time isn't the same in all scenes.
>>70900141
oh you're about to get blown out.
I can't wait.
Who wins in a fight?
Undead Mountain vs Wight Hodor
>>70900116
machine of the gods would be highly inaccurate direct translation since translating latin to english is as simple as it gets, but i can see it work in casual usage.
>>70900146
Stannis is alive too, so you have a point.
>>70900141
her first was a miscarriage with Rob. in the show
>>70900134
Actually it is Margaery. Dany will never become queen of Westeros. She'll die fighting the Others
>>70899974
got season 5
>>70900134
you're retarded if you believe that
what does Cersei hold dear? her family (Jaime and her kids) and power, that's it. those are literally the only two things she cares about
Margery has been involved in almost every interaction that resulted in Cersei having something taken away other than Joffrey's death
>>70899527
2 kitchen knives and no shirt
>>70900186
Undead mountain is probably fire proof
>>70900174
Yeah and she fucking forgot about it, watch 6x1 again
>>70900186
Gregor easily
Hodor cant fight worth shit
Why didnt Jaime ask that guy to show him Blackfishes body?
are these "margery dies in a blast" speculations or leaks. if leaks paste everything
>>70900207
She let go of Tommen after he became a puppet of the Faith.
In any case, its confirmed Margeary dies the Sept explosion. Tommen jumps out of a window
>>70900247
d&d might bring him back next season if they run out of ideas
>>70900258
It's not confirmed. It's only known that 'some Tyrells' die in the sept
>>70899998
Red = the route for Theon & co, who arrive in Mereen next episode
Green = the potential routes Arya take to return to Westeros
Pretty sure she can make it there just fine.
>>70900220
Ya but hes a wight and you see how the other ones are
>>70900258
Leaks from treude
Cersei deserves to die for sentencing her own brother Tyrion to death alone. Not to mention talking Jsime into pushing Bran off, treating people like garbage, poisoning her husband and king and setting up Marg.
>>70900186
Being a Wight doesn't make you stronger. Whatever they did to the mountain turned him into a fucking monster. Also, in their base forms the Mountain has a foot on Hodor and is stronger than him.
>>70900274
EVERYTHING
SHE
HOLDS
DEAR
EVERYTHING
let that sink in
>>70900258
Blasphemious lies
Stupid cucks actually believe Cersei's story about her black-haired son from season 1? She was lying her ass off.
>>70900192
it also refers to the machinery used in theatres for allowing sets/actors to rise from below the stage/descend from the sky i.e a god suddenly appears and saves the hero ect
device/machinery/machine. iirc machine comes from the word device
>>70900112
Is he dead?
>Season Ends with a Dany shot panning out to the Sky and Drogon roaring
>>70900309
>Sunspear
What place is that? Is it near the city of Dorne?
Hey guys HBO just released the storyboard for the blackfish fight.
>>70900351
It's a suburb of the city of Dorne
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>70900323
>Not to mention talking Jsime into pushing Bran off
that was actually Bran himself warging into the past, not Jaime
>>70900350
Luckily it's confirmed that the season ends with a different targ.
>>70900351
It's the Dornish capital, and where the Martell's rule out of.
>>70900334
What? No it doesn't...
>>70900351
Afaik its Dornish capital and one of the few actual cities in Westeros, others being King's Landing and Citadel.
>>70900344
He's still rowing, by the time he rows to King's Landing his arms will have the strength of the gods and he'll take the seven kingdoms with just his arm strength, jsurpassing his father before him.
>>70900351
>Showpleb
No sunspear is the capital city of Dorne
>>70900378
Maybe something similar to this
>>70900378
Sunset
>>70900134
>>70900134
>Dany is the younger, more beautiful queen, not Margeary
you can say that again
>>70900258
watchersonthewall.com/topic/most-of-the-season-has-leaked/
>>70900378
hunger
>>70900378
squatting
>>70900344
>cant row
>cant swim
yes he's fucking dead
>>70900402
>doesn't get the joke
>calls others showpleb
>>70900334
i know, you're not wrong, its just that deus ex machina translates literally like god (deus) from (ex) device/machine (machina), making 'machine of the gods' incorrect. i've heard it somewhere before used like that which is fine, but its just not direct translation, thats all. besides its used in latin far more often which is great
>>70900437
i am saying it again, Dany is the younger, more beautiful queen, not Margeary
>>70900327
She already took Tommen from her by converting him to the Faith
Is this the last season for anybody else?
>>70900467
no, you're right. deus ex machina is god from the machine. machine of the gods is just swapping some words around so it makes more sense in english.
it's a translation thing
no idea why these jokers are jumping into the conversation and confusing it
>>70900492
i was going to preface it with by saying you dont actually need to say it again
>>70900492
I'd feed her my dragon, if ya catch my drift
>>70900459
>Showpleb
>>70900520
Hell no, I am almost enjoying my anger.
Requesting the comparison picture with the book and D&D version of the Dorne plot
>>70900579
You mean the Cogman version
>>70900565
yeah yeah, you'll get over it
>>70900520
Na, I can't just drop it when there's only one more season after this.
>>70900112
he almost slept with his sister
>>70900619
Two more
>>70900633
and?
>>70900556
it was needed to say that.
>>70900619
Theres two more
>>70900645
Only 13 episodes though.
>>70900309
The red one is wrong. Theon and Yara made a stop at Volantis.
>>70900688
could be 16. hbo is pushing for it.
Guys I'm worried that Ser Loras will be killed offscreen or some shit like that because the actor was cast as Ironfist. What can we do to save our boy?
Also, longhair Loras best Loras
>>70900688
has this been confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt?
>>70900723
S1 Loras was a completely different fucking personality than all other Loras. Did Finn get hit on the head or something?
>>70900723
he will burn.
How did D&D get away with making a 14 year old kid into a sex god?
>>70900777
Burn the mall.
>>70900745
D&D want it (can't imagine why, once Thrones is done so are they)
HBO execs want 2 full ones.
Next season is basically end game intro.
Daenerys reaches Westeros probably as soon as episode 1.
Jon is by the end of this season king in the north.
Dorne is with Dany.
Ironborn are with Dany.
Vale is with North.
Somehow they unite by the end of the season.
Then final season pure magic, dragons and fighting the dead.
Main characters who will remain alive:
Arya
Jon
Dany
Theon
Jaime
Cersei
Sansa
Tyrion
Just enough desu.
Are the spoilers true, Is Wun Wun really going to die?
>>70899351
I'm HYPED as fuck for the next episode.
They're going to kill off several main/supporting characters so they can streamline the story/plot easier.
And they're blowing their season budget on this episode just like they did with Hardhome.
If Littlefinger goes down, it's going to be in this episode.
>>70900820
D&D have wanted to film some book adaptation they own the rights to for years.
They can't wait to be done.
>>70900807
Cock jokes
>>70900823
You forgot the part where this isn't LotR and everyone dies, with the WW taking over and ending the world.
>PURE MAGIC
>>70900836
Unconfirmed but possible
>>70900836
Killed by that gary stu Ramsay.
>>70900670
that means arya is jon snow mother
>>70900859
No one is going to care.
>>70900807
COPIOUS
DETAILS
>>70900866
Fatman said bittersweet. And the Night's King kicking ass be sweet.
DAARIO has BLUE HAIR and gets to FUCK VALYRIAN PUSSY. YOU are LOYAL to the KHALEESI and get GRAYSCALE.
>>70900745
It has only been said that they are considering it.
honestly I'd be happy with a full S7 and a shorter S8 (like 7 eps) they can't possibly wrap everything up in 13 eps and have it be good
>>70899206
Shut up you dickless nigger.
>>70899543
Dorne ya dingus
TYRION is a DWARF and gets LAID every WEEK. YOU speak TWENTY languages and YOUR bf is a EUNUCH.
>>70900927
>they didn't give Daario blue hair
This is the one thing I hated the most about the show prior to season 4/5
This show is absolute trash; absolute pedalled garbage. It panders to the lowest common denominator and dregs of society, sacrificing substance for base appeal, not risking anything but rather applying cliche tropes overriding the show’s uniqueness. Which is honestly an articulate way of saying it is generic bland crap wasting its potential as the seasons drudge on.
These two hack Jew producers haven’t the slightest clue in the direction they’re taking things after deviating heavily from George R.R. Martin’s literature. Each scene is painful to watch as the actors are forced to ramble on in 21st century vernacular.
Someone [GRRM] who's fundamentally anti-religious, anti-feudalistic wouldn't have his magnum opus be some pedalled story of religion, Azor Ahai and prophecy full of tropes and simply a chosen one defeating the Others and bringing harmonious balance; it's going to be so much more than that and even throw all that out the window when the Others and Children make their return and ultimately the epilogue for ASOIAF should break the Kingdoms and core of feudalism entirely, as it breaks the mould of genre fiction. The show has no indication of remaining faithful to the source material but continues to be absolute pandered bullshit catering to faggots.
>more dick jokes
>(farts)
>let’s play a drinking game!
>ebin stronk female caricatures
>Cut all the history and intricate politics (e.g. Riverland sieges and negotiations from AFfC, notion of the history of Blackfyres and their impact on the world – Bittersteel (Golden Company), Brynden Rivers role, Daemon)
>Cut or completely butcher all real player’s plots (e.g. Wyman Manderly, Doran)
>Neglect the true puppet masters who manipulate everything from behind the scenes throughout history (e.g. Bloodraven/Children, Quaithe)
And you fags enjoy this mind numbing horseshit. This show turned into a fucking sitcom years ago and you should all kill yourselves for watching it.
I just realized something.
Remember when Melisandre tried to seduce Jon? He refused her because he couldn't do that to Stannis, stating: "I don't think Stannis would like that". So...
How the fuck did he reach the conclusion that she and Stannis were in such a relationship? Wasn't Stannis married? Wasn't she just a priestess that followed him around? Why would Stannis be mad if she had sex with somebody else?
I unironically believe that the writers fucking forgot that Melisandre was just Stannis' follower and instead thought that they had an affair.
>>70900015
Why did he choose to assfinger that guy and not the cute twink next to him? Insane.
>>70900979
No, that's Spain. And Dornishmen aren't like Arabs anyway.
>>70900836
he is cgi afc he is going to die
>>70901006
it would have been very cheesy.
what was the fucking point of Arya's assassin storyline
Feminist power fantasy the show.
Every episode we will remind you how evil men are.
>The khals wanting to rape a strong powerful women(Kelly C).
Every episode this season we will remind you white men have small cocks or none.
>Varys has no cock joke every episode this season.
>Jon snows small pecker joke last episode.
Every episode we will remind you how evil white men are.
>Ramsay being evil, killing white women and sending evil rape letter.
>The WHITE masters owning BLACK slaves.
Every episode we will remind you how weak white men are.
>Jaime,Jon,Kevan,Loras,Theon and Tommen all being weak little bitches until a strong powerfull woman tell them otherwise.
Every episode we will remind you that men are nothing but BETA whiteknights.
>GreyWorm, Jaime, Jorah and Sam.
Every episode we will remind you how powerful woman are.
>Brienee talking shit about executing evil white man Stannis.
>Kelly C killing evil men, being portrayed as a goddess while being The smuggest of cunts.
>Sansa demanding Jon to take back WinterFell or she will take back WinterFell by herself, while Jon was being a little bitch.
>Yara going to rule the Iron Islands while saying how worthless white men are.
The entire plot just become good women vs evil men
>the children of forest (which are female) created ice zombie lords (which are all male) for their fight against first MEN
Danny hates all men, rapists and slavers unless their HER men
>Yara is a dyke for no reason whatsoever while bragging about how she's going to "fuck" a whore in front of a traumatised eunuch
>>70901057
It's a fucking fantasy world, is it so hard for people to imagine a culture of people who colour their hair and party whenever they can, without making it look cheesy?
>>70901011
I despise GoT's hipster fanbase absolutely disgusting.
>>70901020
Was he not more concerned about his vows and the memory of his wildfling?
>>70899970
>I just don't waste time watching the show
>But I come here to hear about how shit it is
JUST
http://www.denofgeek.com/tv/game-of-thrones/39270/game-of-thrones-season-5-what-we-learned-from-the-blu-rays
>As no major characters were located there, originally, there were no plans to go to Dorne in season five, until Bryan Cogman came up with the idea of sending two established characters there and pairing Jaime up with Bronn.
>>70901011
didnt read but it is long so it has to be comlipacte so it has to be true
>THIS
>>70899162
And who
Are you
>>70901093
they didn't even give targaryens purple eyes. it is just does not look good on camera.
>>70901093
There is literally no way to make blue hair look good. Now they could have interpreted it as blue in the same way you refer to certain breeds of dogs having "blue" hair but D&D are hacks, remember?
>>70901144
Is he the final boss?
>>70901070
So that She can kinda take LSHs place
Give me a single reason why she can't be the prince(ss) that was promised.
>you literally can not
>>70899162
"r plus l equals j, varys is a merman"
>>70901011
we do not enjoy this show lol. just waiting to see howittenz since gurm will never finish the books
>>70901234
She's shit with a sword
>>70901172
>who who? Who who?
>>70901151
Kek how can you samefag so hard man? It's sad
>>70901234
ugly as fuck
>>70901144
GoT is managed by complete morons
Guys
What
What if
R=LF
??????
>>70901076
Looks like you got triggered hard anon.
Don't worry I'm sure Trump will make GoT great again.
>>70901234
Too plain Jane to be a queen
>>70899346
The nobility of the north lead by example, if she sent her 62 men there alone they wouldnt respect her. I mean shes only 10 so they probably wouldnt hold it against her that much but im sure she insisted and being the lady of the house no one could stop her
>>70901212
Did he warg?
>>70901230
what did she mean by this?
>>70901076
Lol lay down the pasta /pol/, it's a stupid TV show by DABID AND DABID
>>70901270
No. No.
>>70899162
nowteehendz
>>70901291
Fuck Shillary
>>70901312
>whatdididowrong
>>70899162
Why didn't he get a trail?
>>70901308
He warged into the afterlife
>>70901291
I want Hillary to win.
>>70901361
Kys
>>70901070
presumably she'll be some kind of intrigue master since everyone assumes Arya Stark is dead.
>taking faces from the hall isn't some kind of magic trick but literally just slapping someone's face on over yours
>>70900593
Exactly. Anyone has it?
Is there a show more irregular than GoT? There is good moments and based acting (even if they're rarer nowadays) and fucking joke of storylines and parody of acting.
>>70901336
Her lead is many times bigger than Obama's was. :)
>>70901400
This country is doomed
>>70901388
fat
Any good GoT youtubers like preston?
>>70901452
Elio Garcia
>>70901270
>ugly as fuck
No, but she's an honest 5/10. She's not attractive until she angles her face at about 0:05, but otherwise she's just very plain with a few facial oddities that don't help.
>>70901452
fuck off shill
>>70901473
I don't know what you're smoking she is constantly cute.
>>70901399
they keep killing the good actors
>>70901452
ideasoficeandfire
>>70901500
I'm only hitting real talk 2bh
>>70901473
Star wars anyone? Also, she looks 5x better than usual here.
>>70901399
Doctor Who desu. Each episode in a regular season has a different writer and setting and all of the actors/characters change regularly.
>>70901503
yeah, this.
GoT with bad actors would have received reviews like Warcraft did. The opposite may also be true.
Compare the various court scenes around the big map table Stannis had to the court scene around the big table that the King had. Acting is the only real difference.
>>70901500
>she is constantly cute.
Get your eyes checked. Plain Jane as fuck
>>70900723
I'm worried about that too ): That armor he's wearing is so gay but so much better than his father's
also he kind of reminds me of nawitenz in that pic
>>70901452
GoT Academy shits on the show regularly
>>70899346
If they lose the Boltons will genocide the entire Bear Island.
If she dies with them on the field the lords can spin it to "We told her but she didn't listen!" and save the local populace at least.
Are Qohorians profoundly evil? Seems their entire culture is built of cult of human sacrifice, necromany, divination and other dark arts.
Even Vargo Hoat is garbage.
>>70901619
muh thapphireth
>>70899829
J U S T
>>70901619
>Are Qohorians profoundly evil? Seems their entire culture is built of cult of human sacrifice, necromany, divination and other dark arts.
/pol/ was right again
>>70901563
i am Doctor Who fan so i will just ignore this
>>70901452
History of westeros is okayish, stratches that itch. I don't actually watch the videos though, just listening to the podcasts.
>>70901291
this is what happens when low IQ people vote, i.e. all the shitskins and women
>>70901686
I am DW fan too and I think he is right. S9 was a shitshow. Capaldi's too good for this, and the show has been in steady decline ever since season 6.
So who does Danny get wet over? Asha or Theon? OrBoth?
>>70900446
remember last year when somebody posted this pic accompanied with the text "dragon get me something to eat"
and the SJW janitor deleted the thread
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
fat bitch ahahaha
>>70901742
Asha
>>70901756
George is a big feminist so I wonder if they'll have asha somehow impregnate Dany?
>>70901742
Obviously Asha, gotta appease the LGBT's as well as the feminists.
>>70901742
Dany will join Asha in mocking Theon for not having a cock while they engage in outrageous lesbian sex acts
>>70901791
I can almost picture this fuck
>>70901742
Who's Asha? Was that the wildling that was with the other Stark kid?
Theon's sister is named Yara :^)
>>70901787
What is funny is as much as they pander to them, those kind of people shit on the show even worse than we do and will continue to do so.
my wife's son got involved with some bad kids who offered him weed and now he worships the black goat of qohor. does anyone know what that is?
>>70901742
So what happens to Euron's plan now that Asha and Theon got to Dany first
I need to know, there have been conflicting spoilers. Does Margaery live or die? She is one of my favourite characters on the show.
>>70901475
do you really believe that an autist like Preston has shills for real ?
>>70899162
>It's just like the old gypsy woman said
>>70901883
Baphomet
>>70901890
she's azor ahai ofc she wont die you stupid fuck
>>70901886
who cares show Euron is fucking shit anyway
>>70901928
He is but I still expected >writing to teleport him into Mereen with A THOUSAND SHIPS before the siblings got there
>>70901473
She's at least 10/10.
>>70901962
he's too fat to get teleported
>>70900823
Why do people think they'll unite it's kind of cliche.
Honestly only the northern soldiers will face the bulk of the WW it makes more sense, especially when they're defeated. The southern folk will dismiss Jons win as a folk tale he'll receive no glory from except from those in the north. Plus im pretty sure she won't be able to sail during the coming winter seeing how bad it shall be.
Honestly
Dany won't land till the end of season 7 and Season 8 will be her invasion in which all the westeros forces will arm themselves to face the coming invadong hordes. Lannister, Stark, Tyrell, Frey, etc will probably fight because they have much to lose if Dany comes into power.
>>70901979
>Uhm no her left eye is 0.1mm lower than her right eye literally ugliest creature ever, her hair isn't straight ew
Season 5 was shit
Season 6 is fan service and shit
Are we dead?
>>70899380
Old Ghis was the Roman Empire pretty clearly. Valyria was Carthage.
