How can you say you don't like Guy if you've never watched his show?
>yfw guy fieri kidnaps you and takes you to flavorown
>yfw you get the dreamy and creamy
But I never said I didn't like Guy. I actually enjoy his television program. He's a pretty righteous dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMG2gbrM7PQ
Dude dresses like he's stuck in a 2000 elementary school but he's bretty cool and seems to know his way around beef. I bet he's cool with the memes too
>>70875281
>getting that excited about junk food
>calling it television
>>70875281
his show is fun
none of you like fun
have a coke and a smile
>>70877555
It is. He's such a massive tool but it's so much fun to watch.
>>70877480
What are your arbitrary requirements before something is "television" ?
Seriously. I want to see your checklist that you consult before dismissing a show.
What's up with his hair, and why does he wear his sunglasses backwards on his neck?
>>70877760
Because being a tumblr-browsing post-ironic vaporwave living meme isn't being a tool either
His show's so great you could put it on a flip-flop and it'd still be entertaining!
>>70877829
>buzzwords
>>70877829
What's wrong with vaporwave now?
>>70877947
>now
Lmao
>>70877887
Hit too close to home, huh memelord
>>70877947
It isn't 2013 anymore, it's all normie trash now.
>>70878013
Whatever you say, skippy.
hes great
>hate this guy and his stupid show
>sister lives down the road from this place in Phoenix
>go in and see a giant signed poster of Guy, ready to hate this place
>it's amazing
>I gazed up at the enormous face. 10 years it had taken me to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the light goatee. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two tears trickled down the sides of my nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. I had won the victory over myself. I loved Guy Fieri.
>>70875941
I can't tell if this is a parody or things he would actually serve
Who would win in a fight?
Guy or Amy?
>>70879517
Depends on whether Amy got the insane surgery to cover up being old or cover up being a man
>>70877480
>recording the American Dream
>not good televsion
>>70877947
>Now
>>70878048
But the old good stuff still exists
/r/-ing 'Thats gangsta'
Making fun of Guy Fieri, Smash Mouth, Nickleback, etc. is a nu-male cuck thing
It's always the same receeding hair line, glasses, no jawline white guy who actively listens to mainstream hip-hop, loves the NBA and is a staunch democrat that also love making these xDDD coRnY white peopel LOLOL memes nad posts
>>70880554
what's important is you found a way to feel superior yet again
much impress
very euphoric
>>70880634
>doge meme
nu-male detected
>>70875915
Is that the official knife set of the Houston Texans?
Jesus that's tacky.
>>70875281
>>70880554
Nothing screams alpha like bleached hair and bowling shirts
>>70878829
He reached out to you that day anon, you felt his blessing.
His son is definitely gay.
