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>>70837233
jon con edition
Azor Jon
Reminder the report any and all Youtube shills
This includes but is not limited to:
>Preston
>Normies
>Alt Shift
>RedTeamReview
>EmergencyAwesome
>Trevschan2
>AfterBuzz
>TeflonTV
>Ozzie Man
>GoT Academy
Do your part in keeping /got/ free from the menace of paid advertising
>>70838703
Sup Brad, heard you were talking about me
First for Preston is literally our boy
>tfw we will never have Val the Wildling Princess on the show.
first FOR STANNIS
Fuck Jon
Reminder that Preston is top-tier comfy, and if you dislike him you're just being a negative nancy.
>>70838733
no i wasn't, no one cares about you
Episode 9 when?
Can't wait to finally see a good episode!
Varys is THE master ruseman
>He tells JonCon and the lords of Westeros that Aegon is a Targaryen
>He tells The Golden Company that Aegon is actually a Blackfyre and they're posing him as a Targaryen
>in truth, Aegon is likely some random Lyseni
>>70838703
Now I need to watch Henry V again
>>70838739
Fuck yes, /got/
>>70838765
That's not what the previous threads say.
And why'd you drop the trip to make the thread? Why even bother, you even kept the same filename
>>70838761
This. Preston is the only Asoiaf channel worth watching
Episode 9 just leaked
Reposting from previous thread
Assuming the battle for winterfell takes up like 90% of next episode how will the season end?
Arya getting on a ship for Westeros.
Daenerys getting ships from either Euron or Yara/Theon and preparing to leave for Westeros.
Cersei losing her trial and burning down the sept or she burns it before the trial.
No fucking clue what their endgame with Sandor and the brotherhood is, maybe join Jons army since Berric mentioned cold winds in the north.
Jon learns his true parentage and becomes lord of Winterfell or some shit.
Did i miss anything?
>>70838793
How dare you forget Linda
>>70838795
>no webm
>>70838795
Is the leaker literally from Reddit? I can't watch a leak associated with reddit
>>70838795
bullshit
sauce or it didn't happen
>>70838795
Made me check/10
Friendly reminder that Arya is literally Wolverine now.
Friendly reminder that there are only two Faceless Men, their temple is totally unguarded, and they are completely useless.
Friendly reminder that Dany is going to conquer Westeros with her strong womyn army, joined by Yara and the Sand Sluts.
Friendly reminder that GRRM cares more about salad dressings than his own work.
Friendly reminder that Tommen is an easily manipulated little bitch who turns against his mother after talking two times with some shitstained lying fanatic.
Friendly reminder that dying only made Jon a little pussywhipped cuck who lets his retarded Tully half-sister call the shots.
Friendly reminder that kinslaying is totally ok now and pretty much a national sport.
Friendly reminder that HOLD THE DOOR.
Friendly reminder that Varys is working for Dany now.
Friendly reminder that Preston would soon commit suicide.
Friendly reminder that CLEGANEBOWL is cancelled.
>>70838816
Ghost dying
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70838826
No, I mean both series will never be finished.
quads for the gods
>>70838703
Is that not a picture from Henry V (BBC's Hollow Crown - adaptions of Shakespeare)?
>>70838819
Linda has an annoying voice and looks disgusting, also all she does half the time is describing the episodes.
>>70838816
>Jon learns his true parentage and becomes lord of Winterfell or some shit.
Doubt we'll get that this season.
Cersei will be condemned for killing Robert or something but she won't get the incest charge because the septon wants to manipulate Tommen.
>>70838730
>Preston
Based autist, pretty good meme-magic, and his theories are top tier comfy but insane. Our guy.
>Normies
Yeah, these are cancer.
>Alt Shift
He's pretty good, his presentation is fantastic and some little insights he makes are definitely important. But he is reddit/westeros.org's official mouthpiece, and doesn't really add anything original. Nothing wrong with him though.
>RedTeamReview
I don't really watch him, but he seems to comment everywhere. From what I gather, he's a more normie-friendly, less tinfoil, less autistic version of Preston.
>EmergencyAwesome
CANCER CANCER CANCER FUCKING NORMIE CANCER
>Trevschan2
who?
>AfterBuzz
who??
>TeflonTV
who???
>Ozzie Man
who?????
>GoT Academy
these Jews are alright, great discussion between them
preston
jacobs
>>70838654
He DOES love her, retard. Literally confirmed by Nikolaj, the director of the episodes, D&D AND GRRM. How autistic can you be?
>This is the second time he's dealing with the whole thing of falling for the wrong person, of falling for the person you're not supposed to. Like, it happened for him when he was a teenager with his sister, and it kind of happened again without him being able to acknowledge it.
>The fact that she tries to give him back the sword Oathkeeper and he kind of says, "It's yours. It's always been yours," the subtext is it's almost like saying, "You keep my heart. It's yours. It's always been yours."
>"It’s that thing when two people are attracted to each other but they refuse to acknowledge that whole elephant in the room, and for everyone else around them it’s pretty obvious."
>"The scene between Jaime and Brienne is the most reluctant love story in history. They love each other and they hate that they love each other."
>"I spoke to George R.R. Martin about this, and he said that it was always his intention with Jaime and Brienne to take the classic Beauty and the Beast story, and turn it on its head. Brienne is not ‘unconventionally attractive’, she’s ugly, and she’s ugly to society. She is the beast."
So SHUT THE FUCK UP about their relationship being purely platonic and only about "respect" already.
>>70838860
>>70838715
Based Jon's dad's friend thread, thank you OP. And thank you, Jonbro.
Nothing would make me happier than Jon not being the son of Rhaegar
>>70838896
no it's jon connington
Are we not going to discuss Preston's tired 'Ed the sock' routine?
>Epilogue
>Arya sails west of Westeros
>after years of riding on a boat
>finally lands in a strange place
>sees who she thinks is a Targaryen
>it's this fucking guy
PRESTON KING! PRESTON KING! PRESTON KING! PRESTON KING! PRESTON KING!
>>70838921
kys preston shill
>>70838816
>Cersei losing her trial and burning down the sept or she burns it before the trial.
>Jon learns his true parentage and becomes lord of Winterfell or some shit.
You're either a newfag or shitposting
>>70838921
all of them are cancer you fucking shill
>>70838941
He is the son of Rhaegar, anon.
>>70838934
>The Night's King is Rhaegar's friend
HOLY FUG
>>70838910
>Condemned for killing Robert
>no incest charge
Wouldn't she get the death penalty for killing the King?
>>70838930
>jaime doesn't love brienne
there are still people who believe this
a fart bladder full of pigs blood
>>70838768
>the North ignoring their liege Lords
>the North ignoring the fact that the Boltons are one of the main reasons for their misery
>Jon attacking Winterfell in a suicide run
>some little shit from the Vale who's done nothing in the entire series crashing bastardbowl
>some little shit from the Vale finally defeating Ramsay and his meme magic even though Ramsay hurt a shitload of other people, but did nothing to the little shit in the Vale
>good episode
No
Only me or does it feel really out of place when they suddenly have a 60 minute LOTR tier battle scene out of nowhere when the rest of the season has been stale filler? I don't think massive battle scenes and CGI works well on a tv show.
Blackwater felt way more authentic.
>>70838930
>I love my sister, Cersei
>I will kill anyone, I will burn any city, and I will do ANYTHING to get in her vagina
>"Oh yeah, I love Brienne, actually"
In the book Brienne is bringing Jaime to be hanged by Lady Stoneheart
>>70838972
Both of those things are happening though 100% confirmed. Cersei wildfires the sept. Jon is proclaimed King in the North, and CIA shows him a letter proving R+L=J (though the contents may be saved till next season) and we see the end of the ToJ flashback.
>>70838961
Arya wouldn't survive a week before being murdered, raped, and eaten in that order
>>70838988
It all fits, pic related, Night's King with Rhaegar's best friend Arthur Dayne
>>70839017
>tfw retarded memers on leddit are better writers than dan&dabid
>>70838730
You forgot Elio and Linda
>>70838993
The point being that she will get executed for Robert but the septon won't want the incest charge to stick because it would mean Tommen isn't king and he wants Tommen to be king.
>>70839033
>"it's impossible to love 2 women at once"
>>70838715
>>70838934
>>70838934
>>70838988
>>70838999
We still see you jonautist
>>70839038
False. In the book she's literally in the middle of being hanged by lady stoneheart. Beyond that we know nothing
>>70839017
dragonglass micro processor chips
>Break every rule of the Faceless Men
>Be incredibly obvious about how you still care about your family
>Literally holding your personal sword that you were told to throw away
>"Finally....you have become no one."
Was this D&D pulling our leg?
>>70839080
>love is real
autism.jpg
>>70839041
I know they're happening, that anon acting like he's taking a guess at shit means he's either a newfag who hasn't read the leaks, or has read them and is shitposting acting like he hasn't but just so speculating accurately in at least two circumstances
Reminder he`ll come back next episode and save Jon Snow from the losing the SNOWDOWN
https://youtu.be/4NqhUMdyDmc
>>70838896
Yeah.
First for everyone hates the Arya stab scene because they felt like fools when they found out there was no trickery involved and it was just her being careless
Fucking theory tryhards
>>70839033
It is possible to love more than one person at once and to love them in different ways.
>>70839038
She'll probably try to find a way to save him. Maybe LSH wised up and will keep Jaime as a hostage instead of killing him right away too.
>>70839032
Blackwater was the biggest piece of shit with its 20 crew members at night. I've never seen an HBO show blatantly trying to be as cheap as possible before
i know im late but i just watched the last episode and what the fuck happened to the writing?
>>70839049
Why does no one have armor covering their arms?
I know what I'd swing at.
>>70839101
Never EVER post again.
>Jaime scrambled to his feet. “My lady. I had not thought to see you again so soon.” Gods be good, she looks ten years older than when I saw her last. And what’s happened to her face? “That bandage … you’ve been wounded …”
>“A bite.” She touched the hilt of her sword, the sword that he had given her. Oathkeeper. “My lord, you gave me a quest.”
>“The girl. Have you found her?”
>“I have,” said Brienne, Maid of Tarth. “Where is she?”
>“A day’s ride. I can take you to her, ser … but you will need to come alone. Elsewise, the Hound will kill her.”
>>70839071
Oh yeah. I thought he'd want Cersei in prison so that he could have her as leverage if needed but it makes more sense this way.
>>70838853
Friendly minder that not everything has been shit.
>>70839080
One laifu.
One waifu.
People who love multiple women are disgusting and should be exterminated.
>>70839123
D&D gave up
that said the past 3 eps have been the best of the season
>>70839119
I posted multiple times in this thread she was just stabbed. It was the DEFENDERS of D&D who insisted I just had to wait and see their fucking brilliant writing play out.
>>70839105
It's too much. The hackfraudedness is just too much.
>>70839033
To paraphrase Tywin, a man who has to remind people he's in love is not truly in love
who /datsoph/ here
>>70839144
Fuck YOUUU
>>70839066
Elio and Linda are GURM shills, they have no original, creative thought in their head.
>>70839101
you're retarded. read jaime's last chapter.
>Jaime I - ADWD
>He sent out scouts as well, to make certain no enemy took them unawares. It was near midnight when two came riding back with a woman they had taken captive. "She rode up bold as you please, m'lord, demanding words with you."
>Jaime scrambled to his feet. "My lady. I had not thought to see you again so soon." Gods be good, she looks ten years older than when I saw her last. And what's happened to her face? "That bandage … you've been wounded …"
"A bite." She touched the hilt of her sword, the sword that he had given her. Oathkeeper. "My lord, you gave me a quest."
THIS TAKES PLACE AFTER HER HANGING.
Can't believe I've never watched a Preston Jacobs video before today
Reminder that King Stannis Baratheon will be brought to murdering his own daughter in a sacrifice to a demon in the Winds of Winter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaVWjhVCNl4
Nothing will redeem this kinslayer.
>>70839186
Can't blame them for being in denial, it's kind of amazing how bad the writing has gotten.
>>70839105
he wasn't being serious you dumb ass niqqa
So who's going to guide Jon Stark-Targaryen to taking the Iron Throne with Dany?
>>70838853
Friendly reminder nice meme faggot
>>70839148
But, why can't a person have waifus based on different areas of interest?
Like a commercialfu, a GoTfu, a Popfu, a scifu, modelfu, etc
Appreciating them all for something different makes one a patrician, a waifu connoisseur.
Gurm hasn't written anything since 2012
>>70839248
>liking Caloreesi
>>70839119
No, we hate it because it's the worst type of plot armor.
>>70839167
They didn't give up, they are willfully taking a dive for the books.
>>70838988
>>70839070
what is the significance?
>>70839237
damn that was good shit
>>70839120
I think book Brienne would give her life for Jaime. She wanted to die for Renly who she loved, and failed. She can at least die for her new love Jaime.
>>70839148
He could have a lustful romance with Cersei but love Brienne in a respectful, warm way. There are different kinds of love.
I'm sorry about your autism though.
>>70839257
*2005. ADWD was just material from splitting AFFC into 2 books. All TWOW chapters are what didn't fit into either.
>>70839256
Doesn't sound like you're a true waifu-ist.someone post the waifu-ist chart
>>70839229
please see >>70839214
>>70839126
Alright Plinkett, you've made your point.
>>70839245
>The Faceless Men are wisecrackin' jokesters
How the fuck are there only 2 episodes left. Literally NOTHING has happened in every single episode, NOTHING.
In all honesty, this season has moved way too fucking fast. It feels like it should have been two separate seasons.
>>70839266
what makes my post say I like Dany?
I'm just wondering what are they going to do to Jon when he finds out he's a Targ bastard? He doesn't seem to be the type that would find out "hey you're technically the king if we go by blood" and immediately jump on the opportunity.
Legitimizing him as a Stark doesn't make him legitimized as a Targaryen, does it?
>>70839256
gas yourself you worthless degenerate
the love between a man and his waifu is pure and eternal
>GRRM said he liked Show Osha so much he's going to make her more like that in TWOW
>D&D kill off Osha without her doing anything
P
O
T
T
E
R
Y
I just found out this is the guy cersei was banging a few seasons ago
wtf when did he become a militant fanatic?
>>70839256
You can have multiple -fus but only one waifu, you heretic
>>70838853
(you)
>>70839338
>nothing has happened
>season moved way too fast, should have been two seasons
What did this poster mean by this?
I'm watching got with pic related tomorrow, at what scene should I go in for the kiss? (first kiss)
>>70839330
Jaqens' been a le smug witty assassin man since the start faget
>>70838921
/thread
>>70839338
>nothing happened
>the season is moving way too fast
Make up your mind you idiot.
>>70839360
>bring her back
>kill her off 5 minutes later
I'm still mad about this
>>70839361
while recovering from his wounds sustained during Blackwater
>>70839338
Jon will defeat Ramsay next episode. Which will be entirely pointless since they could have just had Stannis win in his battle and saved an entire season and changed nothing.
>>70839033
It's almost like he's conflicted or something
>>70839364
>>70839353
>>70839303
have any of you ever held hands with a girl?
>>70839372
when stannis returns
she will forever associate you with stannis, and see you as the rightful king of dat pussy
>>70839389
Osha was a terrible character and the actress was annoying, deal with it pathetic wildling lover
>>70839186
I thouht that not even D&D would be THAT retarded, and it'd be a half-decent plot twist
Guess I was wrong
OUT OF THE WAY, BRAAVOSI FUCKING SHITS
>>70839372
>navel piercing
don't
and save yourself for marriage
>arya prayed to the god of death
>not today
>>70839372
5:50 minutes in probably
Does anyone else feel like it's too late in the series for lady stone heart to happen. What if instead D&D use the blackfish instead of catelyn?
>>70839398
Have you ever been on this website before 2015?
>>70839346
No, and he's not a legitimate Stark either. Robb is not king anywhere, so his decree means nothing. Jon will always be a bastard.
>>70839361
He probably got tossed aside by Cersei after Jaime returned to KL and she didn't want to fuck her anymore.
>>70839338
Hahaha you seem conflicted
>>70839430
I thought the same thing about Cold Hands, but they introduced him in a different way. Although this is even more unlikely because of how the plot is set out
>>70839424
>arya played to the god of plot armor
>today pl0x
>>70839438
i came here last month
>>70839398
I've never had sex with a woman if that's what you're asking.
What of it?
>Danaerys bursts into the room
>Triumphant music play
Am I the only one who physically cringed at this?
>>70839419
I imagine she looks like this every time she goes in for the poon kill
>>70839392
Jon (and Sansa) killing him has more emotional weight- it's the Starks FINALLY reclaiming their home, and it's Sansa exacting personal revenge against Ramsey.
>>70839303
>>70839353
>>70839364
Is a man not entitled to any waifu?
No, says the man in /got/ you may only have one. No says the man in /a/ your waifu chooses you. No says the man in /b/, fuck off with that retarded shit. I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... WAIFUS.
>>70839438
This website didn't exist before May 4, 2015. All references to it before then are fabricated by the DIA. Anyone who insists otherwise is a DIA shill.
>>70839461
It shows, believe me
>>70839414
Yeah, let's have more scenes with Dany looking smug instead
>>70839105
She settled the score. It was obvious he was still rooting for her. He was pleased with her winning. Jaquinn may be a faceless man but he's still human. He liked Arya and genuinely cared about her as a protégé.
He ordered her killed because he was compelled too. remember he said "don't let her suffer"
Besides the actress was killed and Arya surpassed the waif. All was settled in the eyes of the faceless God.
>>70839419
fucking saved
>dany walks in
>that time the show acknowledged there really are only two songs in Westeros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab9d2ue_skU
There will be CONSEQUENCES if Stannis really doesn't return.
>>70839398
>have any of you ever held hands with a girl?
>>70839494
>She settled the score.
Which is the opposite of their philosophy.
>It was obvious he was still rooting for her.
Which is the opposite of their philosophy.
>He was pleased with her winning.
Which is the opposite of their philosophy.
>Jaquinn may be a faceless man
He at no point demonstrates their qualities at all.
>>70839469
I was just laughing at this point.
How did OC go from the jaime/tywin, bobby b war stories and even fucking tywin/arya to fart and cock jokes and tyrion playing drinking games with le boring niggers?
>>70839389
I'm really happy about this, I was dreading more of Osha's quips and then she was gone. Great scene
>>70839398
I've held hand's with a girl's asshole, with my dick.
>>70839419
Ha ha! Time for /got/ shitposting!
>>70839530
He also begged for his life back at Harrenhal, which is against their philosophy
>>70839372
which episode are you going to watch?
>>70839537
they checked the viewer feedback and saw that people really liked the witty dwarf and adjusted their scripts accordingly
>>70839537
This is how you know they're doing it deliberately. The OC in Season 1 was god tier.
>>70839469
Reminder that she must have been in Meereen for at least an hour since she was able to bathe, do her hair, and put on clean clothes
>>70839526
nice how you forgot about shireen's song, and bronn's
>>70839486
Much better then Osha being clever, that was shit from season 1
>>70839529
>where do you think we are
Not sure, I thought this was an anonymous canoe carving board, yet I see a faggot with an username
>>70839398
>tfw you will never have your first kiss againor ever
Honestly it was probably the best moment in my entire life. Pure magic.
>>70839585
>anonymous image board
>name field
huh?
>>70839527
Now I'm hyped for some autistic balding virgin to storm HBO with a broadsword screaming STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>70839573
She was probably waiting outside for the perfect opportunity to walk in
>>70839530
>Which is the opposite of their philosophy.
Only death can pay for life. One way or another, a face will be added to the hall. Arya stole from the Red God, her own life, and killed another, a face went on the Wall. it's fine
>>70839475
Sansa killing him would have emotional weight. Jon doing it wouldn't mean shit. Sansa "passing the sentence, thus swinging the sword" would be the only way for it to go for the scene to not be shit.
And before people start crying about "MUH SANSA DOESN'T EVEN SWORD" she'd be using Longclaw most likely, which is Valyrian steel, which is light as fuck and cuts through bone like butter. Easy beheading.
>>70839564
Since we never actually see any other Faceless Men, I propose it's just a giant scam by Jaqen and he's just a lonely eccentric rich guy with a giant house full of dead people's faces who wanted either the Waif or Arya as his new waifu.
>>70839564
He 'begged' for his name
>>70839398
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487497
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487497
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487497
>>70839594
Not that anon but what was the point of you using the Braeghar and Braegon names btw? Was it cause you got banned and wanted a change?
>>70839592
Mine sucked, I was drunk and a fat drunk landwhale ate my mouth while biting my tongue
>>70839070
I don't get it
So they created the white walkers because there was a rebellion in the south?
>>70839618
>you will never use your crazy spooky mask powers to turn until a girl and fuck yourself silly
>>70839617
I always hated people shitting on Theon for failing to behead that old fuck in one swing.
Ned had Ice, a valyrian steel greatsword.
Theon had to use regular fucking steel.
Unfair comparison.
>>70839372
if there is a rape scene, that's when you go for it.
>>70839608
This. She is square with the many faced god
>>70839608
and betraying the order by abandoning your mission and stealing faces to cross names off your personal death list is also fine
>>70838921
>RedTeamReview
He's kinda shit. He literally wants the Arya storyline to end with her stabbing Walder Frey and saying something like "The Starks always pay their debts" or whatever
>>70839592
it's too early for this bro
>>70839637
who said that was me?
>>70839608
>One way or another, a face will be added to the hall.
That would imply only one person would die, Arya or Fake Cesei. Instead 2 people died, Fake Cersei and the Waif. So no, you're retarded math makes no sense. Never post again.
>>70838730
fuck off, Preston owns all you retards in this thread.
>>70839655
Didn't Robb behead one with a steel sword without problems?
>>70839640
this time travel stuff is getting really confusing
Beric > LSH
>>70839592
>>70839639
Same.
My best kisses have been with my first gf, who I'm dating now. I had my first kiss at 16, I'm 18 now. The gf is very qt but sadly she's a showfag who likes Dany.
>>70839662
If you notice they don't particularly give a shit about rules or ethics. Just results.
>>70839662
Considering they just had one of their own die by poison, though that too might've been bullshit for all we know, to make up for it, yeah, it's fine
>>70839640
Rhaegar sent his friend North to turn into a White Walker so his friend could use magic to build an army and march south to put Rhaegar's last son back on the Iron Throne, no matter the cost
The White Walkers only attack Jon to make him stronger
>>70839618
What if Jaqen was Arya-tier failure as a Faceless Man and passed his terrible skills on to Arya and waif?
>>70838715
Azor
by
Jon
>>70838761
agree. those who disagree are probably too dumb to appreciate his theories and should kill themselves.
>>70839655
It's completely possible to behead someone without using a magic sword.
>>70839621
assuming you meant under romantic circumstances since I had my hand squished between two women's breasts in a mosh pit
hugging a girl is way easier than handholding though
>>70839119
No it's because she fucking wolverined after it and is now walking around like nothing happened
She was stabbed multiple times in the fucking stomach
>>70839682
Only in the show. In the books he needed like 3 chops. Of course in the books Theon didn't behead anyone.
>>70839697
We're not the same, I'm 24 and that is the only kiss I ever had. You're a happy kid.
>>70839338
>>70839338
arya storyline - loads of cool theories about whether it was her that got stabbed (because hair cut, left handed, walks and talks differently), nope, just bad writing?
>>70839682
It's still incredibly hard to do cleanly. And didn't the sword get passed on to Rob or did Job get it
>>70839655
Exactly. it could be argued that the only Stark with any true beheading skill was Robb, since he had to use a regular sword for Karstark.
If Sansa used Longclaw on Ramsey and succeeded in one swing, it would fall well within the realms of possibility.
>>70839237
Reminder that he won't burn her - Melly Sanders will.
>>70838860
fuck off please. I beg of you.
>>70839673
>Waif says "The Many-Faced God was promised a name ... And now he's been promised another name.
>math doesn't check out
Fuck off
>>70839105
That whole dumb bullshit only makes sense if he really was the Jaq she free'd from the cell, or if he was Syrio.
If he didn't have some personal feelings for the girl then it makes no sense. Otherwise, it makes perfect sense.
>>70839738
Tywin used Ice to make new swords out of it, the Starks never gotten it back.
>>70839738
Is this a joke? The sword got melted down. One of the swords that got reforged from it was a featured subplot of the episode that just fucking aired. Do you people even watch the show?
>>70839469
Yeah it was shit
All Danny stuff is shit though desu
>>70839744
is that what you tell yourself at night?
>>70839361
How come Lancel has the head piece but High Sparrow no?
>>70838930
This.
>>70839716
With a sword? Bullshit. Maybe an executioner's axe, but not a fucking sword. Unless we're talking somebody GIGA NIGGA strong or on horseback riding through.
so after varys kills kevan and lancel burns in the sept, will jamie become lord of casterly rock?
or is he already?
>>70839121
>trying so hard to be edgy. holy shit.
>>70839705
Hahahha, yea Jaq got lucky and killed the last real FM in a test, he's been trying to keep the guild going but he really doesn't have any idea what he's doing.
This should be a sitcom
'The worst Assassin'
>>70839769
When did that happen
>>70839670
>who said that was me?
M8,it was obvious. You'd even drop one name for another depending on the day and once I even caught you switching between names cause I asked one, then you answered with another and when I brought it up you said something about forgetting to put some shit somewhere.
Not to mention you sucked your own dick too often and still kept waifuing "puppyfy" and said you chose something new cause people "liked" Braegon or Braeghar whichever better.
>R+L=J will be the "major" """reveal""" to end the season
kill me
>>70839794
By law he is, but the show hasn't bothered to bring it up specifically even though it should be a huge development in Jaime's storyline.
>>70839814
MY VOICE IS FUCKING
POWERFUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLL
>>70839813
It was like the first scene of season 4.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcr_mj3VTTQ
>>70839813
The opening of season 4 is Ice being melted down into two valyrian swords.
Joffrey gets one of them. Jaime gets the other and he gives to Brienne.
>>70839530
He's not a perfect follower but in his mind it works out.
Just because you assume its against what we know about thier philosophy doesn't mean it is or even if it is you're assume that Jaquinn is the perfect follower.
>>70839813
It was the opening scene for season 4
>>70839787
Because the head carving is Finery™ Which means eventually all the FM are gonna have to atone
>>70839460
Jon snew died and came back fag
>>70839813
Seriously, everytime I want to criticize D&D for their simplistic writing I'm reminded 75-90% of the audience can't even pay attention to the simple to follow story they're telling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk2tn8V0D-Y
>>70839826
It's actually a pretty significant reveal, it would officially confirm a 20+ year old theory
>>70839841
>>70839848
JESUS CHRIST
Do I even watch the show?
>>70839841
Why do showfag Redditors need to keep getting spoonfed?
>>70839826
and they won't even reveal it properly because they want to give George another chance to finish the book
I hate that fat man so much
Azor Preston
>>70839621
>/got/ is 62% virginal
thought it'd be more than that tbqh
>>70839783
Yes, because that would be retarded. I'm not a huge Stannisfag even though I like him, but that does not fit his character at all. D&D are retards.
Rank the seasons so far faggots:
4>1>3>2>6>>>>>5 (aside from Hardhome).
>>70839848
Arya refused to kill the actress because she rejected the philosophy of "death is a gift."
Then all she did was kill the Waif because the Waif was trying to fucking kill her.
In no fucking way did she remotely "become no one."
>you're assume that Jaquinn is the perfect follower.
And what a surprise, the only explanation for D&D writing is "well you don't know this character isn't just a fucking moron who doesn't understand the words that came out of his own fucking mouth."
>>70839814
>"EY GUISE, HOW'S IT GOIN? HEARD YA MIGHT NEED A LITTLE BIT OF THE OLLL' FIGHTEROONI"
>>70839751
very good taste
>>70839888
>>70839826
>post yfw it's revealed next season that R + L =3 Dragon Eggs and Ned rescued Aegon
>>70839877
It's just a shitty reveal for all of the super autists that discuss the books on the internet. I'm sure most show watchers will be surprised.
>>70839928
(you)
>>70839236
Can't believe people can sit through that and don't turn it off as soon as someone does cringy voices
>>70839621
Had sex with my first gf and then a prostitute. Kissed/made out/groped many girls but have missed out on sex due to shitty circumstances like her roommate bein a bitch and not allowing guests meanwhile I live with my parents.
2016-17 will be my year just you wait.
Too bad no show waifus to furiously fap over, especially if Cersei dies.
>>70839935
no, it most certainly does fit his character with the right character development and the buildup towards it. it's only retarded when you skip all of that character progression and just have him do it under really weak stakes, which is what D&D did.
i don't think stannis will do it till near the end of The Winds of Winter, but he'll do it.
>>70839826
Nope, the end of the season is just Lyanna whispering something to Ned we don't even hear. See you next year!
>>70839596
top kek
>>70839962
Aegon was already born m8, to Elia.
>>70839964
show watchers probably forgot them both already
She's so fucking sexy
>>70839975
it's funny
like when watching The Normies react
or the SJW feminists in bars outrageously hamming it up and "reacting" to scenes
>>70840012
EYY LOL
>>70839826
>Smallfinger hands a letter to Jon with a Targ seal
>Jon reads it quietly
>3 minutes of silence
>Jon lifts up his head
>At last, I am truly become, A Song Of Ice And Fire
>Fade to black
>>70839942
How fucking pleb do you have to be ti not ser how it has been a constant downfall since s1? What did you even like about s4? The ridiculous battle at the wall?
When I think back to scenes I can remember, almost all of them are in s1 and s2. s3 onward is just a black hole.
>>70840012
I'd rather fuck far right to be honest
>>70840006
They've brought them up a lot this season and last year. That doesn't guarantee anyone was paying attention (see "what do you mean they melted Ice?") but D&D are definitely setting it up.
>>70839994
Plus we see the baby and then a cut to Jon if the rest of the leak is true. Really can't make it much more obvious.
>>70839993
Why would he do it though? The battle at Winterfell is already at hand, you think it's for some unforeseen circumstance?
And more importantly, do you think he actually would? I mean, isn't he doing all of this to take his rightful place on the Iron Throne? If he killed his only heir, it all kind of seems for nought...
>>70839070
most likley budget cuts.... same "extra" in D&D eyes no one of the normes will see is the same guy.... They dont have to pay two guys to be on sceen for 1o seconds each
>>70840045
>A Targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing
>CUT TO JON
I bet D&D think they're subtle masters of the visual medium.
>>70839704
>The White Walkers only attack Jon to make him stronger
U wot m8
How do you figure that?
>>70839998
how old was he during Robert's Rebellion
>>70840038
2nd one on the right with the big nose is my waifu
ayy lmao
>>70839876
me and my dad were discussing this earlier. We've determined that Dee n' Dee have decided through watching places like Twitter and /r/gameofthrones that 95% of the fanbase are bumfuck retarded, and either won't catch the glaring shit the show has turned into or will but keep watching it anyway.
To be honest, it's getting close to the time when everyone really needs to consider steeling themselves for this shit finally ending. I think there might be suicides
>>70840036
wow, you should have stopped watching a long time ago, fucking hell you must be fun at parties
>>70840074
Less than year cause he was already born before Rhaegar even decided to fuck and "kidnap" Lyanna
>>70840031
And who are you...
>>70840038
>Marilyn Manson about to drop the hottest comeback album of 2016
>>70839101
You're retarded. It's confirmed the WORD she said in her last chapter of AFFC was "sword" meaning "I'll take up arms against Jaime Fooking Lannister and kill him for you."
Then, she appears in Jaime I ADWD approaching Jaime after Riverrun and saying 'come with me I've found Sansa' but it's a trap... more than likely. It's been a cliff hanger for 4 years.
>>70839596
hahahahaha nerdz xd
Why the fuck did all the men at riverrun put down their weapons and let some cunts enter their home?
So what if their Lord said put down their weapons, they just fucking took it back from the Freys under the blackfishes command, then instantly are all against him when the guy they know is a pussy comes back
Can someone explain it to me?
>>70840066
He's a stunt guy, one of the best in the business.
And he's the new actor for the NK cos he's gonna be a sword twirling death machine
>>70840111
Dumb fucking faggot you type like you're 18 years old and came here yesterday
>>70840038
If u had to 2nd from the left, she seems less stabby then the rest
>>70839292
see >>70838930
Nikolaj said Jaime *would* fuck Brienne, he just feels there's no way he can ever act on those feelings. He thinks Brienne would probably reject him and never want to be his friend again and it might ruin his only real friendship
>yfw jaime has been friendzoned by brienne of tarth
>>70840094
i thought this too - the suicide thing.
i'd say it'll moslty be the tumblrinas
>>70840125
In the books they never retook it, instead they've been under siege since the Red Wedding, and Edmure comes in promising them a safe return to their homes. And lets the Blackfish escape.
>tee hee hee hee
What did she mean by this?
Friendly reminder Jon is born of incest from Lyanna and Ned.
>>70840135
It's ok little buddy, let it all out nobodies judging
>>70840094
I will just go inyo turboautist mode, play Mount&Blade with the AKEK mod installed and scream STANNIS at the monitor like a mental retard. We're going to become the 2010's Trekkies.
>>70840167
>if you had a cock i would totally be reaching for it right now
>>70839964
>>70840039
show watchers asked me what Tormund's name was
Show watchers asked be what Ramsay's name was
>>70840052
>you think it's for some unforeseen circumstance?
yeah I do
>do you think he actually would?
under the appropriate circumstances, yes. I see the books going this way. GRRM writes about tragedies where people are tricked into killing their children. This was the ending of his book, And Seven Times Never Kill Man. It's a social commentary of his done to horrible effect, how stupid causes can lead to people killing their own children.
> isn't he doing all of this to take his rightful place on the Iron Throne?
before his arc is done, I think Stannis will focus more on the Long Night and the possibility of him actually thinking he is the savior and Azor Ahai, and thinking he needs a sacrifice to save the world
this isn't meant to be a good thing, though. the azor ahai prophecy is all kinds of bullshit and if Jon falls for the same meme, he's going to end up doing horrible shit too.
>>70840120
You're a retard because I already got schooled like 40 minutes ago by multiple people and you're just getting to my post now
>>70840167
>Grey Worm gonna get lucky tonight
>>70840090
A waifu that'll look the same for thousands of years instead of aging like milk like the rest,
Not bad.
>>70840144
>Dany outed as bad guy
>Sansa not Queen in the North
>Marg dies when the sept blows up
>Cersei killed by Jamie
Most of their strong women will be dead, one can only hope.
>>70840188
show greyworm does
>>70840167
Have D&D never had alcohol? Don't they know you don't become a giggling drunk like 90 seconds after drinking?
>>70840167
>>70840188
>>70840199
she could still give him a prostate massage
>>70840125
>their home
It's not their home, to the soldiers it's a garrison. And disobeying your lord is punishable by death.
Who do you guys think has given the best performance this series?
It pains me to say the best was lady crane
>>70840189
If more than 50% of people know the names of more characters than Arya, Jon, Sansa, Tyrion and "Khaleesi" I'd be impressed.
>>70840194
He just wanted a (you) and you delivered.
Who here for Radmure?
>>70839962>Ned saves Aegon>Raises him as his own, tells Catherine he slept with another woman
Oh holy moly
>>70840242
Theon, no question
he plays a great broken man
>>70840224
If they never drink, are a small woman, and the wine is strong they might
Are you a virgin?
>>70840242
Edmure and Jaime in the tent
>>70840224
but massive homos who try too hard do
>>70840251
>Catherine
Why do people pretend they've read the books or watched the show?
>>70840262
I don't care if you're 90 pounds soaking wet and just did a double shot of vodka, alcohol takes time to take effect.
>>70840247
I know when freinds ask me to clarify shit for them, I spend 90% of the conversation just reminding them who's, who
>>70840224
We aren't all worthless degenerate alcoholics like you anon
>>70840263
stage actors, they're just on another level.
>>70840287
Then you're wrong. I'm an alcohol and I feel the effects almost immediately
>>70840264
You mean the people who spend all night nursing half a beer and yet can't stop talking about how they're "SO FUCKED UP"?
>>70840287
Time the show doesn't have. Or would you have preferred the drinking scene go on gor longer?
>>70840206
>LF: "BUT SHANSHA...WHAT ABOUT...YOUR OLD PAL BIG PETEY?"
>Sansa: "I think I will make you...Lord of Winterfell...'s masonry division. I think you'll like it. You'll climb lots ofladders
screencap this post
>>70840251
>Catherine
So we finally know the name of the Riverlands whore
>>70840224
>>70840264
You know what I say boys?
Smells like pussy to me!
>>70840311
couldnt agree more
sure just look at Rome.
NEW
>>70840299
>>70840299
>>70840299
>>70840299
NEW THREAD
>>70840323
It's called "erase the scene from the script because it's the worst idea put down on page"
>>70840316
Yes but with more gayness
>>70840371
I'll defer to your experience with those types of parties.
>>70840190
Interesting...
Well this gives me a bit more to think about, I'll have to think it through. Seems pretty plausible now that you say it.
Now stop actually discussing the series, anon. We need more memes and shitposting in the next thread! See you there!
>>70839573
implying she didn't just shower and wash her clothes by riding her dragon through clouds
did stannis asked jon to join him and be lord of winterfall in the show ?
>>70840546
think he said he would legitimise him
>>70839621
mfw im a girl and i've gone further with other girls than most of you
>>70839979
Don't understand.
I've literally never missed out on sex.
Kind of like Jaimie. "No one is around? I'll fuck my sister!"
>>70840608
nobody cares you ugly dyke faggot
>>70839469
It was better than a speech or quip. Its like they knew people would hate her speeches by now
