Will this be successful, or bomb?
>>70808423
seems like its already bombing
Its something subhuman videogame plebs like you will never see because of how anti art you are
>>70808423
I think the greatest crime is Malfoy's ponytail and goatee.
>>70808423
Is "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child" actually canon? Because I've read some of its interesting plot developments. And the whole "Hermoine's a black woman now when she was white in the movies" thing. As a black guy, there's a way to get better diversity in film than this.
>>70808423
Malfoy's ponytail is actually sillier than Black Hermione
Of course it will be
Harry Potter fans are the biggest "sheep" right after the capeshit fans
>>70808726
They dont care about black people, they just wanna jerk eachother off like every other sjw
>>70808726
Just wait until the left throws blacks under the bus when they find another special victim group to ride, like they threw the gays under the bus for Muslims.
Actually, they're already throwing blacks under the bus in favor of Hispanics.
>>70808423
Wait why isn't Harry a strong black transgender woman? That's it I'm calling the liberals
At least they got the most important casting right, Harry's actor is damn near perfect, he actually looks like an older Radcliffe/Harry
WE
>>70808516
>pompeiI
Just to see if anyone's paying attention
>>70808423
everything to do with harry potter is quite lackluster and boring so whatever man, I'm not surprised that the people involved in it are making one bad decision after another
>>70808423
Tell me they don't niggerising Hermone?
>>70808863
WUZ
>>70808726
plot is fanfiction tier so i sincerely hope not.
>>70808869
Pleb. Pompeil is a masterpiece of vulgar auteurism
http://www.moma.org/explore/inside_out/2014/12/30/the-contenders-paul-w-s-andersons-pompeii
>>70808423
Why are they old as shit?
And why did the hot girl turn into Harriet Tubman?
>>70808423
Wasn't this a stage production? Race really isn't that big of a deal since it's harder to find talent and it's for a more niche audience
>>70808423
It's a play
It's a play about Harry Potter
It's a play about Harry Potter staged in London
I expect it to break all West End records.
>>70808423
>>70808983
Until a Muslim shoots up the first show.
>>70808423
I hope it bombs just to take Rowling down a peg but Potterfags will throw money at anything with Potter attached to it
>>70809006
He may blow up the theatre, he may knife the audience while they apologise for the evils of colonialism, but there is little chance of him shooting people.
>>70808423
If spoilers are true then I can't really why anyone would like it.
>>70808813
Really? They tend to pretend that blacks are the only minority that exists.
>>70808423
wat
why is she black now?
Why couldn't they just get the original actors to reprise their roles? Its not like they've got a lot going on.
I didn't know there was a spell that turns you into a nigger.
>>70809528
The new one is about curing her of the niggerskin curse so she can recover her credit rating.
>>70808726
>As a black guy,
Nice try, Keith.
>>70809597
Harry and Hermione's are desperately trying to get away from those roles.
Maybe they'd be willing to do it 15 years from now in the film adaptation if there ever is one.
>>70808423
WE WUZ WIZARDS N SHIEEET
why is hermoine black? wtf
DROPPED already
>>70809516
The Democratic Party doesn't really court blacks much because the black community is an assured blue voting block. The Dems are getting down on their knees for the Hispanics since they swing more between red and blue and they're growing rapidly as a population. The most powerful political thing blacks could do (besides graduating high school and college at much higher rates and thus becoming a more affluent demographic), would be to vote red just to scare the shit out of the Dems.
But anyhow, from what I've heard this plot is BAD. Draco cucked by Voldemort, Voldemort has a kid with blue and silver hair, time travel, bad future, Harry's a shit dad, Ron's basically irrelevant. This is straight up fanfic. Except it's canon. Goddammit Rowling, this is literally my childhood you're fucking up.
>>70808516
How do you know something is good or bad without watching and judging for youraelf? How can you develop a barometer for judging good or bad if you only watch what you are told to watch and whst you are told is good? Harry potter is shit though dont watch it.
>>70809924
tumblrites will love it because it makes Draco Jr/Hermione Jr canon
>>70810055
harry potter is for the tumblr mind though
>>70808423
Bomb
Most of it's popularity came from kids growing up who loved to imagine a wondrous, adventurous world away from their mean parents where they can do all these amazing things
A lot of us grew up with, shit I'm the same age as them and watched them all as they came out.
Also, to me Emily Watson IS Hermione Granger. I can't imagine her as anyone else.
>>70808423
Why does Malfoy look like Comic Book Guy?
The black Hermione thing wouldn't be so annoying if every other character's appearance wasn't on point.
>>70810338
>son wants to fuck a half Weasley/half mudblood girl
worst son ever
Adult Malfoy looks so gay that I am afraid he will be shot by Muslims
What the fuck?
Damn that harry is on fucking point.
Is he actually related to radcliff?
Malfoy is also decent.
>Let's make the older characters resemble their younger counterparts!
>Except Hermoine, make her black as fuuuuuuuuuck
>>70808423
Let's make hermione black, just because.
>>70808423
it's a fucking Harry Potter play what do you think?
>no effects
>thinking the story will carry it
>>70808726
She was clearly black in the books. Just because she was whitewashed by Hollywood doesn't mean she should be now.
>>70810068
Well, the part of 19 year old girl Voldemort seducing 11 year old Harry Jr into doing her evil bidding seems that was made for the 4chan audience.
>>70811053
In The Age of the Nigger, people think that generating discussion is the same as being successful.
>>70811128
How was she clearly black in the books? I never got a particular feel for her character either way except for her hair being repeatedly described as bushy. But I felt like Emma Watson's portrayal of her in terms of the "bushy" hair made sense. And plus, Britain's like 90%+ white so odds are Hermoine would be white anyways.
Define bomb. It already made its money back and it will keep making more just because of the brand.
Will it be good? The script already leaked and it's fanfiction tier. You tell me.
>>70811371
He is just baiting.
Hermione is Rowling's self insert, she has personally drawn her as a white girl, she is drawn as a white girl in every single cover of every single country, a white actress was casted to play her. Not to mention how Rowling describes every single black character as being one.
By that logic Lavender and Seamus could also be black.
get in here pottermorefags
>>70808423
I hope it does good. I have nothing against Harry Potter. The books are good, and the movies are good. I'm super vanilla on this.
>>70811583
Charge your fucking phone, hersson you dumb ape
>>70810610
Its a shame because he banged a pure blooded aryan goddess. Good taste.
>>70811781
I can't right now what house are you in
>>70811841
The one where you shits about to be pushed in you shit skin memer
>>70808516
>what has JK Rowling contributed to filmmaking?
A massively successful franchise that has people literally creaming over it. Kino or not you can't deny how *fun* the movies are and how well-made they are considering the genre and its audience.
>>70811885
>>70808423
why is hermonie black?
>>70811958
White liberals eating everyone's ass
>>70811958
Because so is britian
>>70808423
Will this ever get released on dvd?
I see no point in advertising a theatre play that only a select few will watch and see.
It better get uploaded on youtube
>>70808898
RIP to this attempted meme
>>70808898
UPSET ABOUT PLEB SHITTT
>>70808423
>Harry and Malfoy stay white but Hermione is the only one to turn black
What the actual fuck? I dont get this at all.
Why not just make the whole cast Black J.K. sellout?
>>70812152
>no Frank Herbert's Dune
Fuck you and your list
>>70812152
>50 shades of grey being rated a masterpiece by /lit/
Please tell me this is a joke?
>>70808423
It's gonna bomb like a gay club during Ramadan
>>70812182
Literally worse than all the books on there.
>>70812206
Read the title again
>>70812054
Britain is muslim, not black.
Which makes their obsession with adding more black people to stuff more jarring than doing it with arabs.
>>70811128
>>70811371
>>70811563
>>70808726
>>70808423
I actually went back and read through some of them, just to see whether or not this was true, and there ARE several spots that VERY CLEARLY AND SPECIFICALLY describe her as white.
I don't get why they didn't at least hire some neckbearded intern to fact check that, it really didn't take me that long andi'm a neckbeard in general
>>70808423
Is this a movie or a play?
>>70808423
>Harry still white
A bomb. They need to try harder. Make Harry an arab or a transwoman.
>>70812156
Because the main characters are Harry Jr and Draco Jr.
Even with the shoehorning, black people only get to have supporting character roles.
>>70812247
>GoT and Twilight books being better than Dune
Fuck you
>>70812349
Druggies love dune because it's about getting superpowers from acid.
>>70812318
Its for a play you uncultured swine
>>70812320
A play and a book.
I had no idea it was also being released as canon by J.K. who made sure to right this all in a novel.
Too bad the entire plot leaked.
>>70812381
The book is just the play's transcript
>>70810073
Emma Watson, not Emily
Get it right at least if you're going to make a point.
>>70812247
>Literally worse than all the books in there
You are less than the parasite of a vermin if you actually believe in this
>>70808423
Hermoine has already had many comments about her and Harry looks like he's halfway through the book 'Harry Potter and The Failed Marriage' but Draco looks pretty good.
>>70808946
Did Andersons' mom write that?
>>70812152
These may be be entry level, but by no means they are bad (most)
Some are excellent
>>70812496
Well, if the spoilers are to be believed then that Harry is accurrate for what he grew to be.
>>70812474
Dune is the worst garbage ever. Nothing but Islamic propaganda.Clearly, you have to be a fan of the robot genre to remotely even come close to liking this book. The first chapter gets off to a very slow start, the storyline becomes boring rapidly, and after a while, the book is unreadable. I would imagine that those disappointed with this highly overrated book would turn to other science fiction.
Lord of the Rings puts this book to shame. J.R.R. Tolkien makes this author look unimaginative to say the least. If you want real science fiction, start with The Hobbit and go onto the LORD OF THE RINGS. Put this book where it belongs: in the GARBAGE bin.
>>70808423
That is one fugly black woman.
>>70808516
>inherent vice
Vomit-tier.
>>70808744
It's better than big jewface Leon Trotsky Potter at least.
>>70812152
A handful of those books are actually good, a few of them even classics, despite being well-known.
There's a difference between "pleb" and popular.
I hope whatever faggot made this list died in Pulse.
>>70812579
Jesus christ
>>70812654
Ikr. Why did they cast her she has absolutely no sex appeal.
Hermione is meant to be a beautiful women and I am not being racist.
They could have cast any attractive black.
>>70812152
>it's popular, so its bad
Never change, /lit/. Never change.
>>70812579
Fuck off
>>70812152
Twilight, 50 Shades, Da Vinci Code, and Fault in Our Star aren't even worthy of being called pleb tier.
>>70812837
>it's popular, so its good
Never change, /r/books
>>70812247
Oh fuck this is a list of shitty books my bad
I see
Good to know Dune isnt on the list
>>70812690
>inherent vice vomit-tier
>not pompeii
Literally kill yourself
>>70808423
Is the Cursed Child Hermione? Becuase that's one hell of a curse
>i was a qt white girl when i was a teen
>now im a wrinkly old sheboon
>>70811583
>login required
fuck this
>>70812959
PTA and and Pynchon are a match made in heaven, since both represent, respectively in cinema and literature, the epitome of inauthenticity. Both are very cunning imitators of authentic art, so that, superficially, PTA's flicks and Pynchon's penny dreadfuls look like great works of art. And the unthinking will consider themselves ''connoisseurs'' for liking this inauthentic trash disguised as great art, and will happily pat themselves on their backs.
This whole thing is nothing more than an IMDB-core flick-maker adapting a meme author's most unabashedly memetic work into a flick that will make every lover of inauthentic art out there (fans of Tarantino, Fincher, etc.) salivate.
Truthful and authentic filmmakers such as Korine will go unappreciated, and hacks like PTA will be celebrated.
>>70812811
Sex appeal isn't necessary, it is just that she is jarringly unattractive to where it is distracting, which isn't good for a supposedly immersive world. That and the actor playing Harry looks more like a stock broker who just got off work, and Malfoy looks like what the other anons said, some comic book nerd.
Judging from OP's image they are going for a somewhat gritty, darker feel.
>>70813249
Trashhumpers was garbage no pun intended.
>>70808423
it's theater who gives a shit
>>70808423
>Negress Hermione
How did they manage to contrive this asspull? She's described as being pale as milk in the books, like someone who spent all her time indoors in libraries.
>>70808423
would it reallly be so unbelievable for older harry potter to have advanxed male pattern baldness? instead of this bushy fairly healthy head of hair?
Why didn't they just give Dean or Cho more prominent roles in this?
>>70813294
>he can't appreciate the transcendent awe of the films of Harmony Korine
Trash Humpers is an entirely original surrealist nightmare. It's legit brilliant, you pleb.
>>70808423
Hermione shouldn't have messed with that black magic
>>70808516
>Pompeii
>Blackhat
Aw look, it's retarded
>>70808988
Strangest looking Loss I've ever seen.
>>70809924
So this will be the Fifty Shades of Grey to your Twilight?
>>70808423
bomb
>>70812870
>it's a critique, so its a contradiction
Never change, autists
>>70808423
malfoy looks like crap and harry looks 80
>>70808516
lmao. boyhood and inland empire are like 3 hours each. that's already more time than 3 HP movies
