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>>70799223
Azor Jon
So what's that rumor Cercei talked about?
>characters keep calling jaime handsome when he is looking old as fuck
>>70801889
this accomplishes almost nothing
>>70801865
More tearing down this and last season plox. I need to take a chuckle at how edgy you faggots think you are.
>snicker
>>70801914
almost is the keyword here
>>70801905
you can complain about poor writing all you want so long as it's actual criticism instead of crying about how it's not exactly like the books
>>70801912
that varys is coming back
>>70801912
take a wild fuckin' guess
>>70801865
You not only make the thread early and when we're moving slow anyway, you get extra faggoty and put the wrong backlink
LAST THREAD
>>70800554
>>70800554
>>70801913
>implying women dont like men his age
reminds me of Ian McElhinney tweet
A reminder that Blackfish's budget for the rest of the season will instead by spent on 5 more minutes of dragons CGI
>first for being uncomfortably attracted to brother beric
Start a petition to get this show taken off the air! D&D have raped it beyond repair. This is not ASOIAF it is a telenovela. Break the wheel.
>>70801865
A girl has finally becomeGame of Thrones
>>70801936
fuck off jonsa autist
who /cersei/ here?
>>70801913
>polls all over the web keep putting Emilia as the hottest woman ever when she's getting old and fat and disgusting as fuck
Question
If you were Edumure, would you surrender the castle to jaime?
reminder that Edmure didnt even know for sure if he has a son or not
>>70801912
wilfire bro
>>70801931
>>70801935
How's that going to help though
>>70801926
>threads moving slow, makes one before bump limit anyway.
Honestly, why?
>>70801961
>thread has nothing to do with Jonsa
>excludes it from the backlink anyway
Faggot
>>70801865
sweet girl
>>70801999
>thread has nothing to do with jonsa
so what?
your threads are shit and you need to piss off. i'm not going to link your faggy threads now shut the fuck up you stupid faggot.
>tfw no waif-U
>>70801861
same thing
>Thirty different gods stood along the walls, surrounded by their little lights. The Weeping Woman was the favorite of old women, Arya saw; rich men preferred the Lion of Night, poor men the Hooded Wayfarer. Soldiers lit candles to Bakkalon, the Pale Child, sailors to the Moon-Pale Maiden and the Merling King. The Stranger had his shrine as well, though hardly anyone ever came to him. Most of the time only a single candle stood flickering at his feet. The kindly man said it did not matter. "He has many faces, and many ears to hear."
just what each religion calls their god of death
Was wasting his time training Arya, only to have her kill his other protege and then leave PART of his plan?
>>70801996
It's not Varys. It's wildfire hidden under the Sept of Baelor. Cersei's going to blow it up while the High Sparrow and Tyrells are inside it.
>>70801973
No one sane
>>70801991
Cersei / Jamie wildfyre split incoming gents
So D&D know how it will end and certain pivotal moments. Do book fags think the books will turn to shit? Does grrm owe the book fags an expiration?
>>70802011
last thread was a Littlefinger one, fool
>>70801996
he kill kevan mayb do some mo' sneak shit to get rid faith so dany can cum ova take tut crown
>>70801913
Women like mature men.
how many suicides were there last night after cleganebowl was officially unequivocally shut down?
>>70802038
it was made by the jonsa autist
>>70801973
sup
tyrell fucking shits get out
>>70801953
>Then I got the script...
Kek. Says all you need to know.
Dillane didn't give a fuck about the show, McShane it'S just tits and dragons, mcelhinney "book selmy is better", and now this guy.
>>70802017
maybe they think dabid thinks their like the sith where its only a Master and 1 apprentice
>>70802011
My trips confirm you're the faggot here m8
And you're being horribly autistic in excluding backlinks over your autism.
I'd exclude tripfag and bastard threads from the backlink but I don't cause that's petty
Why are people still acting like ASOIAF is full of "grey" characters? The Mountain is the worst example. Way better portrayed in the show.
>>70802017
hes crashing the faceless men
>>70801913
fuck off jaime has perfect aesthetics
cute
>>70801912
So persona the e indire insider in the catacomba of kung la fine red keep? I thought of that i think ut light ve accurate every you guys think?
I'd yrs she virus the voti ti the ground i think yrs? Even killing rinnegami? Eh is the jextvlibg the. In the lune of succession?
>>70801978
she is gorgeous anon
>>70802023
oh yh dat mek mo' sense. but she gone burn thomas
>people unironically think the blackfish won't become lord stoneheart,
>>70802037
newfag here who are this "D&D" you guys are talking about.
>>70801955
>ywn find a feral smirkfu and raise her as your daughter or your pet but eventually it turns to love
>>70802062
>still obsessing over numbers
we see you jonsa autist
fuck off with your samefagging and autistic posts you stupid faggot no one likes you
>>70802047
mental illness.
Jonsa autist is only cancer when he posts Jonsa
when something he posts isn't about it, he's an okay poster
similarly, when you make quality posts about the series, you're alright. When you decide to be classic Bradamante, you're cancer.
get the picture?
From the way this show is going it confirms to me grrm does not know how he is going to end this and D&D were left to pull things out of there ass.
>>70802078
this.
>>70802078
You had to cite that with literally the best photo of her ever though.
>>70802080
That's both retarded and possible.
>>70802084
>pet
lewd famalaman
>>70802106
we see you jonsa autist
>>70802100
>still acting like gets mean nothing on 4chan
Top autist.
And I don't samefag jackshit you fucking tripfag.
Filtered
What happened to the guy rowing the boat? Is his story done?
>>70802134
why exactly are you acting like Marcus now?
Give me one single reason to not be hyped for next week.
>>70802050
>Dillane didnt give a fuck about the show
Which was because the guy was literally too stupid to comprehend anything? Did you even read the interview? He couldnt understand anything
>McShane It's just tits and dragons
He literally did a banter and Liam Cunningham confirmed it
but I cant defend Barristan. Even Charles Dance was saying how much he embarassed himself and that as an actor he should focus on the screenplay and not on the goddamn source material. The guy got BTFO'd by real life Tywin.
>>70802037
gurm probably told d&d the big plot points, but it's up to them how to get to those points
which is how we end up with arya brushing off fatal injuries ect
>>70802123
she aint do it on purpose nigga she tryna burn da faith but mayb she dont know thomas in da building and he gone die
>>70802148
Cause he's autistic and petty
>>70802139
we saw poddrick last episode, wtf are you walking about
>>70802136
>And I don't samefag jackshit
lol just go into any of the threads last night after midnight and everyone will see your samefagging
i'm not the only one who thinks you're an annoying faggot
fuck off
>>70802133
just as to not traumatize her or anything.
she used to shit in the woods and stuff like that, she might prefer to keep doing it that way, etc...
>>70802069
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>70802151
Genocide of the Free Folk at the hands of House Bolton and Umber.
>>70802151
why cant they just grab those spears?
>>70802139
he'll return when arya returns to westeros
essentially
>>70802121
you want me to continue?
>>70802151
Lord Stark.
>>70802167
I meant that bastard that has to right to the throne
>>70802165
>Cause he's autistic and petty
what do you call this post? >>70801936
>>70802131
I'm 100% strait and everything, but I wanna suck that guy's dick.
>>70802195
dayne?
>>70802151
because you know EXACTLY how it'll go down
>giant will die sacrificing himself to give jon an advantage
>wow le so brave pump up for the wildlings
>still end up losing
>CIA MAN SWOOPS IN TO SAVE THE DAY
>any last words ramsay?
>is torn to shreds by ghost
>pan in to the white walkers taking over the wall
>>70802063
because they haven't read anything outside of fantasy trash and don't know what actual well written characters are like
>>70801979
>reminder that Edmure didnt even know for sure if he has a son or not
Where else would he be other than Frey castle?
>>70802071
not cute
>>70802170
Yeah I'm "sure" your intentions are "innocent"
>>70802071
Why didn't she kill le no name meme man?
So...
No Cleganebowl?
>>70802198
helpful for anyone who wants to read or reply to posts from the last thread
backlinking is practical and pragmatic
doing otherwise out of spite is autistic
>>70802191
S1 Danni best Danni
>>70802239
you're not helpful, you're a faggot, now stop posting forever.
>>70802198
You're both fucking tossers.
>>70802191
Oh, a picture from literally 6 years ago, that realy counters the "emilia is NOW ugly as fuck" point.
>>70802213
and now it begins.
>>70802131
w e w lad
>>70801953
>>70802050
Jesus christ D&D btfo
>>70802179
k bro, you first
>>70802219
he said he was in a locked up for more than a year
>>70802214
>CIA swoops in save the day
>for Ramsay
>Stannis arrives with the Manderlys and Umbers in tow
>Ramsay and LF BTFO
>>70802153
>Charles Dance BTFOing Barristan
Source on that?
will episode 9 get leaked?
>>70802151
D&D
>>70801983
"Less happened" is a relative term. Things that happened in season 1 had big consequences and effected how characters behaved as the show moved forward. Come season 6, entire noble houses are being wiped out in single episodes and not mentioned again. Characters are killed off by the dozen with no real impact or result and the same is true of character brought back from the dead.
A loss of attention to detail and a gradual drop in the quality of the writing have begun to cripple the show even as the actors do their best and the budget keeps getting bigger.
>>70801953
>>70802050
what an unprofessional actor
no one is going to hire him after this
bad mouthing your writers as soon as you get killed off on a show?
yeah this is going to do wonders for his career
>>70802226
b-but they really are.
I would never do anything to harm such a qt.
I would cherish her forever and ever and always do what I think is best for her.
>>70802253
No, now it endswell not right now, in two episodes
Who was this? I thought Waif and Arya were the only apprentices? How many faceless men and apprentices and whatever the fuck are there even? We only ever see 3(+ this mysterious dude)
Did Arya kill him too?
>>70801953
or that interview with Areo Hotah's actor about how excited he was
Worst episode, anybody?
No Jamie character development - we hear him say "I love Sersie" and "the things we do for love"
Theory about fake Aria of the last episode is ruined
Blackfish is killed, which is of course another contradiction with the books
And the biggest issue - CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CANCELED
>>70802153
>yeah okay ure marching with ur army right
>okay all of ur provisions disappear overnight most men are gone
>now u burn ure daughter because u care a lot about the lord of light
>then all ur men r gone n ur redwomyn leaves but u couldn't foresee any of this
>then u still charge into battle and now all snow is gone and is summer right
>and ure men get slaughtered n skinned alive n ur ded
I sure fucking wonder why he could't make any sense of the character, it's almost as if stannis makes zero sense in the show and the strength of his army doesn't matter against anything other than wildlings.
>>70802230Love.
>>70802191
>chubby NEET arms
disgusting
>>70802151
Another EPIC FREAKING BATTLE that ends like every single fucking battle in this show with an army bailing the "good guys" out in the end.
>>70802270
Due Stannis is dead i rioni hes s bronn dead a whole pong rime ago with out the head I think? Brirnnennera said s one thing ti David about no head? And he looked sad didnt we know right Noè them?
what was the rumor cersei was talking about?
>Episode 10
>Jamie returns to King's Landing just as Cersei begins to go full Mad Queen
>He begins to see that she is pretty much the worst type of person
>Great Sept of Baelor is BTFO by wildfyre, killing the High Sparrow and Margery along with countless innocents in the surrounding area
>Tommen throws himself from a window out of grief
>this sends Cersei over the edge, orders Qyburn to "burn them all"
>Jamie gets triggered, starts choking Cersei
>fire engulfs much of the city and spreads to the Red Keep just as the first snows of winter fall on King's Landing
it is known
>>70802313
Please tell me Margaery's life does not end as well in 2 episodes.
(in b4 no, 1 episode).
>>70802316
>tfw she has bigger arms that you
>>70802331
blackwater ended with the bad guys winning
I told myself ever since this show took a shit in season 5 I was just hanging on to see how this story worked out or that one now after this episode I have no desire to see how D&D finish this fanfic. Why even do the Riverlands? Why kill Jon if he doesn't change? In fact he seems more meek? There is nothing left in the show to analyze or wonder if it will play out in a way no one saw coming. This show has turned into a show for people with the IQ of mayonnaise and they could at least throw in gratuitous sex and violence to at least bring an entertainment factor to the awful writing but they won't even do that. We don't even get to see the mountain ripping that guy's head off. What the fuck!?
>>70802349
Normies did not root for Stannis lmao, they rooted for Tyrion.
>>70802349
It sure as hell wasn't presented that way though. That fucking Cersei/Tommen scene with the cheesy music when Tywin enters.
>>70802341
if my smirkfu dies i am fucking done with this show
>>70802324
>sucking this much Dillane dick and pretending like bookStannis is completely different from showStannis
He didn't only understand his character, but the whole show. Every character, he didn't understand the setting, the story. Everything.
Stop fucking defending this shit. LMFAO
Prediction
>hound sees Pod and Brienne
>hound attacks Brienne, beric intervenes
>beric convinces the hound to let them hang instead
>just as shes about to be hanged to she screams sansas name
>hound stops the hanging, she tells them about sansa in the north, jon being resurrected, white walkers etc
>brotherhood decide to head north
>>70802371
Normies rooted for Davos
>>70802351
are these the D&D? are they new to the show? Who were the original makers of the show
>>70802306
Mmmhm, I'm keeping my eye on you
>>70802341
I wish I could make such promises
>>70802371
normies root for dany too
normies are fucking stupid
>>70802151
Because we already know what's going to happen?
Think about it - if Ramsay wins, it really is over for the starks, Jon dies and Sansa goes back to being Ramsay's squeeze, so he cannot score a victory here even with more men or otherwise the North storyline won'r go anywhere.
We also know that LF has a bunch of cavalry nearby and Sansa has sent a letter to him asking for help.
So Ramsay will nearly win the battle and LF and the Vale Knights will charge in at the last minute to save the day, because D and D saw Return of the king like the rest of us.
Skip the episode, then watch a few of the battle clips on youtube. I'm saving you an hour of your time here.
Post yfw Cersei's wildfire burns the sept down but the High Sparrow walks out of the ashes unscathed, proving the Seven are real
>>70801913
butt clenching amount of cope here
>>70801979
No, blackfish is prepared to hold for a few years and as edmure you'd be aware of the strength of the fortress. A few years of siege is a luxury the lannisters don't have (and even if you don't know the specifics, as edmure you'd be still vaguely aware of this).
He doesn't even know if he actually has a son btw.
>>70802393
They're already heading north faggot
>Get to bareback Margery four times a night
>Some old man takes her away to his dungeon
>You let it happen
Honestly unfathomable.
>>70802402
No they didn't you dunce. They rooted for Tyrion because he is their favorite character
>>70802419
Ok? my point was that every battle except Hardhome ended with the "good guys" getting bailed out at the last second.
>>70801865
>mfw Salsa is shit acting as an Exx-Man aswell
>>70802284
Not sure on the dates, but I seem to remember that this was exactly after Barristan whined on twitter.
He starts mentioning his behavior on around 0:40
>>70802371
which is weird. Tyrion was the ONLY normie likeable character fighting for Team Lannister, Joffrey, Cersei and Tywin were the main leaders of that faction. Hell, even Sansa wanted Stannis to win so she could get out of there.
Tyrion's claims about Stannis sacking the city and letting his men murder and rape came out of nowhere as well- Stannis PUNISHES men who pillage, murder and rape. IIRC he gelds rapists.
>>70802371
Stannis fags weren't a thing then
>>70802452
She wasn't his sister
Who else not hype at all for next episode? It's pretty predictable what is going to happen in the battle. I'm only excited for the visuals, as they spent a lot of budget for the battle, and alsoStannis coming back, even though it won't happen at all;_;
>>70802305
>>70801953
>>70802050
Of course no one is going to hire him. He is a fucking manbaby.
It took Charles Dance himself to BTFO him in an interview for book fags to shut up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cyEEs0k9so
Its around 0:40. BTFO'd by real life Tywin.
>>70802314
that's waif, you dumb fuck
>>70802488
Yes they where. It was all book fans though.
>>70802335
wildfire
>>70802407
>smirkfu keeping her eye on me
I wish
>>70802341
she dies cradling tommen as they get burned alive
>>70802313
why is she so sexy in this scene
moreso than any other, even the nude one in season 2
>>70802475
It also started Sandor's greatness and fan love too.
>ANY MAN DIES WITH A CLEAN SWORD, I'LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE!
>>70802525
retard
>>70802475
Stannis was a dick and zealot in most scenes of S2 and book 2 so I can understand why they found him unlike able.
>>70802465
Really? You weren't impressed with her scrunched up man-face trying to convey emotion?
She was the weakest child actor from the start. No surprise she's one of the weakest six years down the line.
>>70802491
>/got/ doesn't think she is attractive
Yeah right. You'd all cut off your finger with a toothbrush if it meant having a night of kinky fucking with her, and you know it.
>>70802151
All your favourite characters and waifus will die and Ramsay and 20 good men will win
>>70802475
The tyrion thing makes complete sense
>>70802475
how is that weird? they like tyrion and don't care about stannis, so it's 1-0 to the lannisters
>>70802501
The issue isn't that the show isn't an exact adaptation of the book, it's that the changes the writers make for the show tend to be pretty wank
>implying the others aren't the good guys
>>70802536
are they naked?
>>70802561
I would, yes
>>70802017
>many faced god
>all he does is kill people
>i.e. god of death
>unleashing a girl who is going to kill lots of people
Yes, it probably was
>>70802063
>you will never be trapped inside of a body that is no longer yours unable to scream or shout or even do anything of your own will
>you will never be forever doomed to remain the Lannister's butcher
>your beautiful master Queen Cersei will never order you to lay in her bed so she can cuddle up to you while winter comes
>she will never suck and ride your huge zombie dick
>>70802542
he was a huge dick but he wasn't a zealot, neither in books nor show for the second season/book.
he only started to drift closer to Melisandre after he got depressed in book 3/season 3
In the moments before Blackwater, you forgot about Renly or Robb for a moment and you're meant to root for the guy that can actually defeat Joffrey
I just finished watching this bullshit. Literally during siege of that sandnigger pyramid i knew what's goin to happen. and i still fucking watched it. i watched it painfully sober. fuck this shit. why are they butchering this shit so much?
>>70802488
Stannis fags predate /got/. I saw it take birth in the asoiaf general forums led by an autist who'd get into internet fights weekly with Daenerys fags arguing about who's right, wrong, mad, azor ahai and stuff. And the Dany fags were as articulate as Jon and Sansa in front of Lord Glover.
>>70802586
they just want revenge, they're neither good nor evil
>>70802589
yeah
>>70802063
Well there was that one theory that Mountain suffers of gigantism (because he drinks milk of poppy like it's ale) and that his head hurts him all the time and that makes him angry and that makes him smash shit
>>70802527
The Mother watches over us all.
Shall we pray?
>>70802542
> zealot in most scenes of S2 and book 2
that's how you spot the showpleb/wikifag.
In book 2 he says 2 things :
about the gods : I stopped believing in any gods when they smashed the ship bla bla bla
about melisandre : I do not know if she has any power. But the men fear her. Even in my own army they fear speaking her name alone. That alone is worth something, and maybe there is more. A man uses what he has.
>>70802622
E-Ro?
>>70802650
What shall we pray for?
>>70802561
Why when i can go into any market or shopping and get a date with the girls working there?
Yeah she's ok, but she isn't famous person tier pretty, she's borderline under avarage, i've seen prettier girls working 24/7 at farms.
>>70802586
Tbh, the others want to murder everyone and with the show being so shit I kind of want them to.
So yes, I'm rooting for the white walkers now.
George Martin said the ending is going to be "wind blowing over a full graveyard" anyway, hopefully he means everyone fucking dies.
>>70802582
And the actor's aren't there to complain about how they want to write the series. If that concept is too difficult for you to understand then thats that.
They are in no position to complain about the writing.
>>70802643
Ah, so milk of the poppy induces growth?
Why does his head hurt all of the time?
An injury?
>>70802582
The thing is, the books are utter shit. George Martin is a horrible writer.
HOWEVER, the show adaptation WAS done really well. Then they did a 180 and now every change is absolutely horrible...
Hard to believe we've already been through eight seasons so far this season.
Essentially nothing has happen. I can't really think of anything from WoW that has been spoiled, except for confirmation that Jon comes back.
>>70802596
Im gonna say this too. In sure there will be lots of names he'll hit her up for while she's there but they'll only be "ebul" characters
>>70802694
everyone apart from le starks, tyrion, brienne and dany
>>70802687Surviving this season
Im on season 2 episode 6 should i just stop watching now? You guys are all saying the show sucks now
>>70801913
Jaime is hot as fuck
Wouldnt you want a golden god on your bed?
>>70802540
huh
>>70802537
>the nude one
her tits aren't that great t.b.h.
>>70802722
this
the books are disgusting, and the show is also shit at present but for different reasons
>>70802664
Yeah. Last time I couldn't find his profile for being perma-banned so forgot his username over time. Sorta nostalgic tBh, back when the good posters were regular after ADWD came out.
>>70802759
all tits are good tits
for some reason, it feels like Margaery's arc isn't nearly done yet, but i have the feeling she's going to die in Episode 10.
King's Landing as a plotline is ending, blowing the fuck up. The only way Tommen is killing himself is if his waifu dies first
>>70802746
quit after season 4 episode 10.
>>70802726
Shireen burning and the Hodor revelation were taken from WoW as well.
But yeah, i agree
>>70802713
Probably literal cancer.
>>70802450
Yes it seems the "cold winds are blowing up North" seems to indicate that Beric and Thoros already know about the White Walkers. Does this mean they will join with Jon and fight alongside him in the War for the Dawn?
>>70802788
>Bronn would fuck her
What about bad pussy?
To summarize this episode:
>Arya is going to be an adventurer now :-DD
>the centuries-old tradition of trial by combat, which previously represented the literal will of the gods, is now outlawed as blasphemy for some reason, no one seems to give half a shit
>jaime still madly cucked by cersei, guess we didn't have the time for character progression
>the battle for the riverlands, prepared over several episodes, receives the most anticlimactic end imaginable, as it was really just a plot device to get the tully army north
>based blackfish slaughtered off-screen like a dogprepare for "not dead until we see the corpse" over the next weeks
>Flabby arms comes to save the day just at the last moment like in a cheesy action B-movie
>the hound is going to be the defender of the weak and innocent now :-DD
>just as /got/ predicted, this episode arya is doing parkour with a gaping hole in her belly
>and, barely able to move, still single-handedly butchers the waif
>and jaqen was just kidding, of course she's no one now, even though she just shat on everything they tried to teach her
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>70802759
I'd post the Tudors webms and prove you wrong but I don't wanna get banned
>>70802746
Yes. I only watch because I want to know what happens, I don't actually want to watch the show. Since there is no adequate complete synopsis, I tend to fast forward through the episodes. Them my GF makes me watch all of them and I'm so bored as fuck I make up games, like see how many times Jon furrows his brow or determine whether Daenerys looks more crazy or more powerful.
>>70802746
no, don't, I mean season 5 was ok, it's just that season 6 has been so god awful
every chance they had to pick things up and they squander it with the laziest shit
>>70802798
>all tits are good tits
no, there are some bad 'uns son
Azor?
>>70801979
Better questions if Jaime said daughter, would he still do the same actions?
>>70802823
Maybe.
A brain tumour could also directly stimulate aggressive behaviour if it was in the right part of the brain.
I have been FAR to obsessed with ASOIAF since 2011 and D&D's last episode of fanfiction has made me realize I have just wasted all those years. I want to puke, weep, shiver, shake, and turn to drugs to ease my pain. That is how awful this show has become and the writing is. I hate them so much and I hate GRRM for allowing this.
>>70802853
>>jaime still madly cucked by cersei, guess we didn't have the time for character progression
Prepare to get attacked by show shills, who'll explain that "HIS PROGRESSION WAS JUST POSTPONED"
>>70802798
natalie's are not pleasant to look at.
LEMONS IN BRAAVOS CONFIRMED
>>70802784
I'd love to have some quality discussion here on 4chan in the months heading towards Winds (i'm optimistic in a naive way) but /got/ isn't really the place for it. We had some pretty good discussion on the Aeron chapter but even that got drowned out over time.
I still think some bookfags should migrate to /tg/ or /lit/ so we can start a properly comfy eternal general so we can have quality discussions with good posters and away from the shithole that is /tv/, but I don't think this will happen for a while.
>>70801913
We /maturemen/ here, anon
So will cleganebowl not happen? I told all my friends about it D:
>>70802883
That's what's been goin through my mind last few hours
>>70802895
Where are the guards or watchmen in Braavos? Is there no fucking crime?
Why didn't she just open the door after Arya blew the candle out?
>>70802864
I've started to think he's a real candidate
>Qyburn is either a secret agent or worshiper of the Walkers
>manages to BTFO the wall with a bunch of wildfyre
>Robert Strong becomes a champion of the undead
>Sansor pulls Lightbringer outta Arya
>wrecks shit while yelling fucking the king
>>70802895
show me the lemon tree , buddy
>>70802883
>>70802914
Have you accepted yet that D&D's ending is the only conclusion you'll ever get?
Okay, imagine you are Tommen.
You're cute and naive and a growing young man, you know you brother was a pretty big shithead and that he was supposed to be the ruler after father's death, but he died and now you get it all including his incredibly hot wife.
You haven't been taught much about how to deal with enemies, and you're generally kind-hearted. However your late grandfather gave you some advice you actually listened to, in the sense of a king not knowing everything and needing advisors. Your uncle also seems to know things about warfare and is quite willing to take up the fight for his family's name.
You are vaguely aware of your army's power, and that your wife's house is relatively close as well.
Suddenly your new life of fucking your wife's brains out is put on hold when her brother is arrested by new faith militants your mother armed. No matter their number, they can't possibly compare to your combined armies' power, you know this.
What do you do now?
>>70802883
Just learn to treat the show and the books as two entirely different things with the show being only loosely based on the books
>>70802151
Rickon dying
i feel bad about jaqen tbfh
>>70802928
stolen from riddick
le based le angel of death
fuck that, this show is dead to me.
>>70802934
Im scared of this but i'm still in denial phase
this show has so many issues but you guys complain about everything except them
strange...very strange....
>>70802501
He has giant hands
>>70802602
I enjoyed Littlefinger and Vary's talks. Stuff like that used to be important. Conversations would actually change how characters behaved. Character's decisions would make sense and events would flow naturally.
Now it's scenes of daenerys being the hero essos deserves, and random characters appearing and dying like it's a soap opera. Has Arya's time in Bravos changed her character at all? You'll probably be able to cut out the whole story arc when the show ends and not even notice.
Faceless Men turned into memes this episode.
>'go kill arya'
>failed
>'it was just a prank bro welcome to the faceless men lol'
>>70802883
>>70802883
>>70802914
>>70802914
>they thought it was going to be good
GRRM is a horribly bad author, even if they kept the show at the high level it was at the start you would have still had to cope with how badly he handles the dozens of mysetries and loose ends.
The thing people like about the books the most are the parts that ARE NOT written yet, which says a lot.
>>70802928
Jesus I didn't even think of that
It's even worse than I thought.
>>70802726
they're quite clearly biding time for gurm to get his shit together
i'm actually surprised they didn't do even more flashbacks, although you could argue those reveals are also twow spoilers
>IF JAIME DOESNT BREAK UP WITH CERSEI HIS CHARACTER CANT PROGRESS
This is the sort of thing book reader think. What a complete bastardization of his character. Even fucking /r/asoiaf lebbit guys have a better understanding of his book character.
Absolutely disgusting.
>queen of whores :DD
>>70801865
threadly reminder that this ACTUALLY happened in the latest episode
>muh wine
>>70802949
an hero
>>70802314
Bjorn
>>70802985
Hmm, starting to agree with the fat accusations. She's looking like she's going to curdle like cheese
>>70802934
>>70802984
GRRM is as bad, if not worse as a writer than D&D. Every ending was always going to be bad.
Lads, can someone please help me wrap by head around this.
Missandei is one of Dany's closest advisors, primarily because of her abilities as an interpreter.
She understands heaps of languages. Humour is an intricate part of language.
Am I supposed to believe someone who's sole directive is to understand language...cannot wrap her head around jokes? Like this is supposed to be a foreign concept to her? She's never encountered this before?
I thought Greyworm talking about the soldiers making jokes undermined his journey as well. When we first meet the Unsullied we feel sorry for them because clearly they take no great joy from life. They don't scream from their suffering because every day is like that for them.
But apparently off screen they were just chucking memes about in their spare time or something.
>CLEGANEBOWL canceled.
Tommen I officially the worst king in Westerosi history.
>>70802949
>Suddenly your new life of fucking your wife's brains out
Free Loras, get rid of the faith fanatics and live happily ever after
>>70802746
no, it's flawed but still enjoyable. that's why people still watch it. 1 hour a week isn't a huge commitment. if you feel invested in the plot keep watching
>>70802899
I still think we need a sci-fi and fantasy board. Not for asoiaf purely, but also for the daily LOTR, Star Wars, Star Trek related discussions. Preferably a slower one that stays up for a week or so.
>>70802985
Someone should probably tell her how many calories are in that milk.
Wait, why did Arya become no one?
>>70803047
Cleganebowl is 9gag tier now anyway
>>70803047
cleganebowl got BTFO as a shit meme by preston jacobs of all people before season 6 even started
>>70802949
Would've sent out my army to deal with them desu, killing their leader in secret away from the public.
>>70803016pppppppffffffhrhrhrhrhr
>that guy that refuses to accept the show isn't very good anymore
>>70803016
With multiple stab wounds to the gut that barely have healed for a day or so.
Also literal trails of blood on steps, smeared everywhere after sliding down a flight of stone steps.
Then perks up, murders the skilled assassin, drags her body back to the temple, skins her face, and skips away into the horizon.
>>70802713
milk of the poppy is literally just a sleeping drug.
>in the attempt to burn kl the mountains gets cover in wildfire
>The mountain is already so he feels nothing
>Gets flaming wildfire suit of armor and sword
>Goes north, kills the hound
>Defeat the white walkers
The mountain is azor ahai
DEJALO CERRADO
>>70803039
Here, I have to disagree. GRRM is pretty decent writer, not like magic with words shit but world he created was really good and you could literally get lost in it. D$D only write for fucking stupid masses
>>70803058
A /fan/ board would be everything I'd ever hoped for but we'd need a loud and active voice amongst the community, we'd need LOTRfags and Star Warsfags, but honestly it seems like those communities are just happy posting on /tv/, probably because their threads aren't as shitted up as ours
>>70803064
jaqen is high as fuck 24/7 420 blaze it faget
>>70803093
Yes, it was all very contrived.
>>70802985
>those feet
>that glass of milk
just what i needed
>>70803092
He is trying really hard in this thread it's funny.
>>70803067
>normally lebbit is wrong BUT if they agree with us they arent :D
>>70803100
It's morphine dumbass
>>70803092
Episode 6 and 7 were great
>>70803040
Missandei is basically an autist robot
Greyworm hangs about with the second sons for about 2 years now
>>70802934
That's the only reason I have been watching since the end of season 4. I told myself "well this is dog shit now but I have to find out how it all ends and the fat man won't be getting around to it anytime soon." Now I have lost all hope and am totally uninterested in how the hacks D&D end this abomination.
>>70803093
>Also literal trails of blood on steps, smeared everywhere after sliding down a flight of stone steps.
It was the waifs blood. From her face.
Obviously the implication is that more than 1 day has passed, the show is really bad at showing time progress, just because 1 day passed in Riverrun that episode doesn't mean it's been 1 day in Braavos.
>>70803016
They should hire the stunt directors for the Assassins Creed movie. At least the moves won't be shit.
>>70803077
It would've been amazing.
>>70803100
I thought it was an analgesic.
Like how morphine is derived from the "milk" of certain poppy species.
has arya unlearned her Sylvio Forel training
didn't she also fight with a blindfold then
>little girl offers you two pouches of gold to sail at dawn
>doesn't show up
I feel bad for that captain
>>70802611
I honestly thought that is was either Rhaegal or Viserion and we would get a cool shot of them roaring and begin to light shit up. But I guess since Tyrion let them free and the door open they just chill in the pit.
>>70802928
because the plot has to progress (from nothing to no-one to nothing)
>>70803165
No, it wouldn't have. His argument is sound.
"I understand that many of you want to see the Hound fight the Mountain (even though it already happened in season 1), and it would be awesome, but the Hound has graduated. He has come to our author's endgame message of realising that war, revenge and killing are bad.
And really think about it for a second- isn't the Elder Brother's speech in A Feast for Crows one of the most beautifully written things in the entire series? Do you really want to see the Hound regress back into a brother-hating killer?
Now Arya finishing her death list, that's something else. Strong v Arya, get hyped"
>>70803156
Cute . I hope she gets back in shape .
>>70802949
Bring the faith's evidence against Lancel into question.
>a squire seen a birthmark on his ass
>must be gay
>oh and the queen is a liar lololol
Cooperate with the faith and let them maul Cersei, force her to return to Casterly Rock/kill her after her walk before she can spill the beans about your father. Loudly doubt the faith's shitty evidence against Lancel and Margery.
Give them a time frame to release the two or get BTFO. Remind the populace who is feeding them. Join up with the merchants that the faith ruined.
If they don't, disband the Faith Militant on the grounds that a Queen Mother had no authority to begin with. The Tyrell, Lannister and Gold Cloaks should be more than enough to purge the faith.
Frame the high sparrow for a crime and rig the trial if need be.
>>70802722
>>70802762
>the books are bad
>the show is also bad
So why are you here? Is it the (you)s you want anon?
>>70803168
You are right, the rest are retards
Is the hound the only character who hasn't become shit? I feel like they've ruined everyone else.
In past seasons episode eight has usually been awesome, followed by the highlight in episode nine.
This is one of the worst episodes of the entire series.
the day emilia posted this on ig i couldn't believe it
>>70802598
Gregor and Cersei definitely fucked when they were younger
>>70802696
It's not their job obviously, but they can hold their own critical opinions if they want. It's actually reasonably common for actors to have input on how their characters are written.
My point was that not reading the source material as an actorsince adapting between mediums is never a 1:1 affairisn't quite the same as saying that an adaptation is not as good as the source.
>>70802722
His prose is pretty bad. I think the general 'storyboard' of what characters do and convey is better though.
>>70803193
It wouldn't have been a fight. Just burying his poor suffering brother which in itself displays how he's forsook revenge. Being a gravedigger is symbolic of how it's just him doing his job as Robert is a corpse not a man.
>>70802853
>>and, barely able to move, still single-handedly butchers the waif
Off screen you should add. I get that they tried to make all the blind training pay off, but god damn that was weak.
>>70803211
what is the problem with it?
>>70803211
was she walking on coals?
>>70803239
absolutely nothing i love them
>>70803238
>>70803238
>>70803238
NEW THREAD
>>70802928
The waif was cocky and got dicked by Arya.
>>70802338
Was the seven pointed star there usually? Or was it forshadowed in S2?
>>70802866
>>>>>>/tumblr/
And no because daughters are not as important
>>70803247
I think it was louboutines
>>70803111
CALORRADO
>>70803250
o-ok...
>>70802949
Attempt to be mad but then mommy tells me it's okay, then waifu is distant and the evil gay-brother-kidnapping-man won't listen to me even though I'm wearing my cape!
Also I'm really starting to miss putting my thingy inside waifu and I'm getting really anxious help!
>>70802561
>implying
>>70803264
It was always there
>>70802900
>almost all are dead
Hold me
>>70802821
taken from wow? not like that franchise hasn't stolen their shit together from everywhere.
>>70802006
Pree...Pree...Pree
>>70803195
This so much, the Faith literally had no proof of anything. It was Tommen's chance to become a man and show he's reliable even if unexperienced, he could've been celebrating Loras' freedom in smirkfu's vagina within days and instead he fucked it up.
>>70803090
HAHA time for /got/ critiquing
>>70802713
>Ah, so milk of the poppy induces growth?
It's a painkiller (literally opium). Gigantism is typically associated with head and body aches
>>70802063
>set fire to his brother in them middle of the night while his brother was sleeping
>complicated relationship
>>70802562
Ramsay is mine (and should be everyone elses) favourite
He's the only one who is actually fucking interesting any more]
He'll die though because >muh evil sex with muh stronk sansa
>>70803016
are you gonna apply real human standards to a world with dragons, demons born from women's wombs and people switching faces?
>>70802338
This was a fucking amazing scene
Back when I actually liked Danny
>>70803481
how is he fucking interesting? he has nothing else to offer than psychobabbling and killing people. its getting old, he must die. horribly, preferably.
>>70803492
Yes, because the characters are humans and it has been established that the can an will get hurt when doing stupid shit.
But oh well it's fantasy lmao so nothing has to make sense
>"Hey Blackfish we can easily escape lets help Sansa your niece."
>no i need to die
>"but you are useful"
>i cant help her
>"You mean, as head family member of the Tullys and great general/commander that Starks and Tully forces would look up to can't be of any use to Sansa, who would gladly want to see another living family member so that she can get council of an experienced commander really can't be of any use?"
>No I need to die offscreen
>>70802401
this made me laugh quite a bit. Not the image but the scene itself.
>>70802864
They're hinting at it
Even though he's fucking terrified of fire, but I'm sure he'll miraculously get over it
>>70802901
Still confirmed
>>70803111
I always wondered how this scene works in localized versions of the show
>>70803492
Oh look. It's this retarded "argument" again
Let's have all the characters grow arms out their ass, become 10 feet tall, have their hair turn gold and their powerlevel increase by 5 million, the ability to summon pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
After all, there's dragons and demons, so everything is fair game! Suspension of disbelief doesn't real
>>70802151
at first i thought that was the british on the left
>>70801953
D&D are hacks. Confirmed.
>>70803844
>didn't have the budget to put 3 seconds of CGI into that mortal kombat finisher because "DUDE DRAGONS LMAO"
Cunts
>>70802949
>put Jaime on the small council
>exile the new "maester" and tell Pycelle to fuck off
>send a raven requesting a new maester to Oldtown
>>70802928
>stabs Arya with toothpick to the gut instead of slitting her throat because she wanted to make her suffer a slow and painful death
>Arya somehow survives, no problem I'll finish the job
>Finds her and chase her t-1000 style, follows her into a dead end, realize arya has a sword and she just swing at the candles
>Waif could easily walked 4 steps back into the door and shut it , and let arya die from either starvation or the wounds (it was a dead end she couldn't go anywhere else, her options were staying there, or going through the only door and get killed by waif)
>Instead Waif charges directly into arya....
Gee... truly Master Assassin !
>>70803589
>he must die. horribly, preferably.
Yea, so we can have more super exciting characters such as the fucking Stark kids and more romance storylines with Eunuchs and Slave Girls.
Lets kill off the actual fun people!
Bet you're one of those shitters who is glad Joffrey died too
>>70803093
Also, it's never quite clear , but I assume Waif has been training/serving the assassins clan for some time now, wouldn't she know upside down every single shortcut, alley, dead end, secret passage , and so on , from the city?! How was she out witted into a trap by a girl that has been living there far less time?!
>>70804366
>wouldn't she know upside down every single shortcut, alley, dead end, secret passage , and so on
her downfall. She thought she had her quarry felled, but she forgot
about
needle
