Rate, discuss, watch, etc.
What have you guys been watching this week?
http://letterboxd.com/bvgf/
The Goddess makes you feel shit so watch it if you havenĀ“t seen it yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_DXMCrB5Q8
http://letterboxd.com/Lozjudai/
>>70788897
I know we all have nostalgia but the 90s TMNT films are all literally 0/10 cringefests.
>>70789150
Only worthwhile part is the Rocky and James Cagney impressions. Otherwise it's just fucking uncomfortable as shit.
Rififi is a fucking masterpiece in every possible apect
>>70789266
*aspect
>>70789224
B-BUT MUH NOSTALGIA
>>70789150
>>70789522
Honestly, they're bad films, but I feel there are actually films worse that could warrant giving it a 4/10.
Deseret [1995] by James Benning is GP + FL on PTP right now
Give me something to watch
>>70789999
anything before 1960?
>>70789999
nice quads
Bleeder (1999) is good if you're looking into more Refn. It's my personal favorite of his.
>>70789999
checked
>>70790128
>>70790156
That was my watchlist, which should I watch next. These are my tops and recents.
>>70790454
watch
>>70789897
>>70790454
none of the movies in your watchlist (that I have seen) are good
>>70790454
Given your love of epic films, I'm not really sure what to pick. Maybe Solaris (not George Clooney).
Out of those films, my personal choice is Bronson. Hail Caesar! is very mid-tier Coen Brothers but could appeal to you. And Only God Forgives is a very mixed bag but it depends on your personal taste. Go with Bronson.
>>70789999
>>70790526
>>70790849
Alright, I'll watch Solaris and Bronson next.
![Gunga.Din.1939.720p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-GABE.mkv_snapshot_00.08.14_[2016.06.02_23.42.39].png](https://i.imgur.com/sOokVaL.png "Gunga.Din.1939.720p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-GABE.mkv_snapshot_00.08.14_[2016.06.02_23.42.39].png")
Shutup and post your top five Cary Grant flicks.
Mine would be;
>North by Northwest
>Only Angels Have Wings
>Charade
>The Philadelphia Story
>Gunga Din
Still yet to see His Girl Friday, amongst others.
ladies
http://letterboxd.com/Aroodrao/
I need something to watch.
>>70792157
>>70792305
I have a lot of Dryer on the back burner. I think ill run through Gurtrud and Ordet. Then Vampyr
>>70789999
dont watch danish girl
>>70792545
>>70792908
>tfw blocked by this woman
>blocked because I commented on the 'So you want to be popular list"
>>70793464
>woman
>>70789266
I thought it was boring as hell
>>70792908
>this is the most popular letterboxd review of all time
>OF ALL TIME
Can't wait for cinemos
>>70792908
>it's a "anon pretends to get triggered by someone who gets triggered" episode
>>70793518
Well what do you want me to call her? A human?
>>70793464
>woman
also what the fuck, she has me blocked too
>>70793574
>>70793608
>real human bean
>>70793629Trans woman feminist socialist vegetarian juggler and pirate
HA
>>70793676
Jesus
nigga it's a profile, not a fuckin census form
A place on /tv/ where we can discuss actual films. Anyway last movie I watched was A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night. I enjoyed it and liked how there was a hint of several decades being mashed up into one and was quite surprised it was filmed in California rather than on location in Iran like I thought it would be.
>>70793676
tfw not a pirate
>>70793730
I'm not a big fan of vampires, especially the clichƩ ones that look too pristine and perfect.
Is it worth a watch though? I like body horror mostly so I don't know if it's worth checking out.
>>70793773
So you're saying you're a socialist?
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>70792908
Jesus Christ
>>70793730
Welcome to the last bastion of actual movie discussion on the net
You should hit up the irc/discord as well as people upload movies for each other all the time as due to most of us being on KG/PTP/HDB/SC/CG/TIK we can get our pale hands on stuff pleb cunts can't
#lbxd
rizon.net
If you want a movie though be nice and upload something for us, or at least offer to do so
>>70793813
Not him, but it is a beautifully haunting piece for a budget/indie flick.
The lead actress has the perfect features to play a sad and lonely vampire.
I don't care for vampire/horror but I thoroughly enjoyed it.
>>70793868
film board when
>>70793813
Basically what >>70793931 the main actress is a qt and plays her role incredibly well, especially the scenes at night where she's a monstrous wraith like entity, stalking people from the shadows. I wouldn't really call it body horror though since it doesn't really fit in well with the definition. Felt more of a symbolism piece than anything.
>>70792035
>Some derivative cheapo garbage like Darling
>4 stars
heh
>>70794680
>Thread is about to die.
>Make an empty shitpost.
shygddt
>>70794680
>a movie with a neat aesthetic, a decent concept and fresh directing style
damn right it deserves 4 stars
>>70794874
It was far from dying at that moment, and I wasn't shitposting. What was said is absolutely intended and true.
>>70794988
>neat aesthetic
>decent concept
>fresh directing style
Is this satire? No, of course not. You're just an embryo easily impressed.
>>70795295
>Thread is dying AGAIN.
>Make Yet Another Shitpost
>>70788848
http://letterboxd.com/evolution_rex/
>>70795295
>an embryo easily impressed
just like you my friend, just like you
How many films do I have to have logged before I can post here?
I have anxiety issues so don't want to post my profile here yet.
>>70795591
Any amount of films is good don't let the IRCfaggots discourage you from posting here.
>>70795591
3,986
>>70795591
more than 1000 otherwise you are an embryo and should be called out as one
>>70795591
the point of 4chan is anonymity. posting your profile is just stupid
>>70795678
>posting your profile in a general based around sharing your profile is stupid
kill yourself you stupid fucking embryo
>>70795655
>>70795636
fuck off faggots
This is a bully free zone
>>70795678
>ACTUALLY FACTUALLY SUGGESTING 4CHAN HAS EVER BEEN ABOUT ANONYMITY
THere's only very shallow anonymity if you think usernames = no anonymity.
Bet you don't even know how to check for samefag in 2016?
Reminder that anybody that has ever called you a pleb or an embryo or a cuck knows little about film themselves, and is most likely a teen without many friends. You can safely ignore every single person that posts in these threads/on this board, and just watch and enjoy films as you want.
>>70795320
Threads are dying when they are on page 10, not when a post doesn't happen in 20 minutes.
>>70795547
>trying to 'no u' me
>being the guy who thinks Darling is an 8/10
Yeah, whatever
>>70795723
but posting your profile is like tripfagging
whatever. your dumb
>>70795753
peer pressure is a healthy part of a well-rounded social life
be it online or in real life
trying to claim immunity because of "muh feelings" is fucking pathetic and you should kill yourself
plebs should admire and respect the patrish because that is what they should aspire to
not staying a fucking embryo or whatever you faggots call it
get a clue, idiot
>>70795815
>your dumb
>your
>>70795591
At least a couple thousand would be an adequate number. Of course, it' isn't the case for 95% of the ones already here.
>>70795612
>Any amount of films is good
LMAO. From the collection of "Things that someone below 800 would say"
>>70795723
The b in /lbg/ is for bully:)
>>70795723
>bully free zone
m-muh hugbox
go back to you-know-where
>>70795510
>the torn curtain of evolution_rex
>>70795848
>>70795876
>>70795718
your all dumb
>>70795840
Nobody in these threads or even this board is not an embryo/patrician
>>70795754
>he thinks darling is anything less than an 8
have fun not appreciating film :)
Taste or status isn't based on how many films you have watched, past say, 1500 or so films.
It really comes down to why and how you watch films.
It also comes down to what kind of films you watch.
All this posing and posturing with your egos is completely ridiculous and you should all feel bad about it.
>>70795959
what
>>70795968
Are you simply insane or is this bait? It's a fucking average low-budget- with 'artistic' pretensions- film. The world is full of them.
And most, like it, are amateur garbage, that could only impress someone without any cinematic knowledge or taste. Not that many people would be bothered to watch something so unappealing in the first place.
Maybe a bit too rigorous, but I say 2/10.
>>70796050
It doesn't even make any sense when you're posting anonymously
Like this guy >>70795840 saying about peer pressure, in real life you're peer pressured/bullied by a guy who is bigger than you or whatever.
An anonymous online post comes from anyone, regardless of status or their actual film competence. It honestly just feels like the people that get bullied irl using it as an outlet
What are some essential books for movie fans?
>>70795872
most of the people in this general are embryos and that is fine because they all share recs and are trying to grow as avid film watchers
embryo is thrown around as a derogatory term but it is actually a positive one because it really just another way of saying someone is passionate about their hobby
tl;dr embrace your inner embryo and share recs or fuck off
>tfw I started the embryo meme accidentally
>>70796050
>>70796140
t. embryos with a below 3000 number trying to trick others into conformity with psychological platitudes
>>70789999
JOHANN
>>70796165
Do you like prose or do you just want some meme shit?
>>70796205
>>70796215
what if you've seen 3000 trash films, don't care about the classics or any actual works of art and are just in it for the entertainment value?
checkmate athiests
>>70796215
You're posting this anonymously
it has no weight when we have no idea who you are, you probably have under 1500 or whatever films yourself
is there even anyone in these threads that has over 3,000 features?
>>70796323
both are fine. I just got Stalker and No Longer Human
>>70796426
>>70796132
>IM SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE
dude you look dumb, that flick is pretty cool. He likes a movie that you dont so what your just some hipster faggot that cant get enjoyment from things anymore. Kill yourself you sperger
>>70796399
Extremely hypothetical strawman. The case with someone on a higher number is usually not focused on one 'genre'.
>>70788897
how was miles ahead?
>>70796474
>this whole post
>all the desperate projecting
Always cute when some white-knight appears to defend the honor and floral virginity of another embryo.
This fucking general
http://letterboxd.com/Synt/
Yo, anon who was all pissy about #Horror getting such a high rating by me, did you ever get around to watching it? What did you think?
>>70796419
Yeah, me :)
>>70796602
post profile
>>70795591
It doesn't matter anon, you'll get made fun of no matter what.
i HATE trophy collectors
why do you guy watch so many bad, obscure movies.
>>70796713
To find the ones that are good
>>70796713
just because it's not Iron Man doesn't make them obscure.
>>70796713
because it's fun to experience random shit rather than the same tired, overused scenarios, tropes, plots, emotions, characterizations maybe?
fucking embryos
stick to your imdb top 100 or whatever
don't ever bother maybe checking out something on your own volition or anything
just watch what everyone else tells you to watch
you little shits make me so mad
>>70796577
I wasn't 'all pissy', just mid-pissy :)
All your points about it were quite right, and I disliked it big time, 2/10. But indeed, she went all out on the idea of overwhelming the audience, and straight from the unreadable credits. Hutton screaming insanely seemed to be on the joke, at least.
But to make such a style color rape while trying to present a serious message, a condemnation of generational vices, was something that fell far from sync.
I'm glad you overrated it and 'forced' my way into watching it. It's important to have a varied diet.
>>70795591
>guarenteed replies the post
stop toying with the embryos
>>70796821
no need to be upset
i personally think you guys spend more time telling people what you watch instead of actually just watching movies.
Tickets booked to stalker tomorrow
wahoo!!!!!!!!!
>>70796904
is it on print or digital?
>>70796932
Its the new digital restoration. From artificial eye. wahoo!!!!!!!!!
>>70796845
Nice! Yeah that's fair, I understand that the film is pretty unlikeable, but I'm really pleased you at least gave it a go.
Two questions:
Is there a way to not allow your profile to have any followers?
If it is, would still be okay to post my profile here?
>>70796953
what a shame its not on print
>>70796897
>accuse people of wasting their time watching something they chose to watch
>accuse said people of telling others what they watch rather than watching what they watch when they are in fact just watching what they watch and sharing what they watch on the odd chance they might find someone else who likes watching those things as well
>post about FUCKING NOTHING when you yourself could be watching something instead of being a fucking twit
>>70796986
why do you want to post your profile here
>>70797039
relax i was only trolling
didn't mean to make you cry, i'm sorry :|
>>70797020
I think all existing prints are bad!
>>70797040
That's not an answer.
And I would post it because circlejerking is fun, I guess.
http://letterboxd.com/irony/
Epic!
>>70796986
Just put a line in your bio about not wanting followers.
And if someone does follow you, you can always block/unblock them to drop the follow.
are there any serious people on letterboxd? back when i used it seemingly everyone were just trying to be "funny" and make sarcastic, shitty reviews and ratings, so i couldn't take it anymore.
pls post some good, non-meme ones.
Daily reminder that if you've seen less than 20% of this list you should IMMEDIATELY leave this place.
https://letterboxd.com/cinebro/list/they-shoot-pictures-dont-they-top-1000-film/
>>70797152
Oh, thought that could exist a mechanism on the site. Well, I could write then "I don't follow". It's pretty clear.
Thanks.
>>70797223
Careful on the difference between what you want and all the ones who believe they are serious.
>>70797236
Actually, the less you have seen from it, the more at home you are on the city of /lbg/
>>70797270
well what i want are people that are not just fooling around with jokes and memes. people with well thought out reviews and at least write more than one line or so.
>>70793867
>>70797223
nice bait
now shoo
>>70797312
Here, shitlord, educate yourself:
/glazomaniac
And don't dare forget to mind your pronouns
>>70797236
There are some seriously cringeworthy choices on that list.
It's almost IMDB tier.
>>70788848
>Cell (2016)
This movie was so damn bad and I wished it would be at least mediocre. Fuck
>>70797371
NAME THEM, SUNAVABYTCH
>>70797236
>that article
fucking normies
>>70797371
like what?
>>70797312
Most of the profiles people post here are "serious" in the sense that they are serious about their passion for film.
It is pretty easy to spot the memers, so just lurk more and you will eventually find the people you are looking for.
>>70797236
>205 of 1000
well that means i can stay, wonderful!
>>70797449
Exactly. Think machill54, Synt, steakbro, Lozjudai, dropout_bear, etc, etc, etc
>>70797236
>>70796699
Look at the cute little embryo
>>70797236
The cut off should be 40%
>>70788848
>you will never be inside Hepburn's tummy
>>70798252
That would leave like 2 or 3 people on /tv/ who cover that criteria and that's just too depressing.
http://letterboxd.com/nosaj/
>>70798252
>tfw 397
>>70795915
Fuck off if you don't want to make a thriving community.
>>70795872
>LMAO. From the collection of "Things that someone below 800 would say"
I don't keep track of how many films I've watched over 27 years. Why do you treat films like /a/ treats seasonal anime? You don't seem to respect the medium at all.
>>70795815
No it isn't, tripfagging refers to having a trip. It is maybe very soft namefagging, but then again, so what? People can tell your post from the post chain, 4chan isn't anonymous community at all.
https://letterboxd.com/crete/
My grandma has gotten me into KieÅlowski and we are now watching the decalogue, the second one was pretty decent, would recommend watching polish art house with your grandma
just looking for other people to watch interesting movies with
>>70797236
>39%
Woo.
>>70798736
What a fucking fairy
>>70799262
see >>70798252
watch 10 films and you can post friendorinoif you want to be extra devilish you can just sort by length (shortest first) and watch those
>>70798751
She wants the D
Bigly
>>70799427
can we all agree he's pretty much guaranteed at this point
thanks for proving him right, PoC
heboob dargness mai ol frieb :-DDDD
>>70799619
i can't even tell anymoresort of want him to win though
>>70799739
link?
>>70799832
kobe :D
kobe 17 :DDD
http://letterboxd.com/m3gasorde69/
I'm at middle of finals at college so slow week but at least the movies were pretty great
http://letterboxd.com/machill54/film/destroy-all-monsters/
now thats what i call memes, baby!!
>>70799999
>>70800000
>>70799957
>>70800291
LĆRS LĆRĆ :-DDD
>>70799739
Nightmare city is so good
I didn't hate finns until /lbg/
I'm glad Microsoft cucked Nokia
letterboxd.com/pastafrola
>>70800323
v. ebin
much like
What's your favorite Cassavetes?
>>70800438
The Notebook
"A bunch of destructive monsters escape an island and immediately start wreaking unthinkable havoc, attacking the Russians and France.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ENGLISH FOOTBALL FANS. WAHOO!!!!!!!!!"
I find this attempt at contemporary-connected, post-nouveau irony, to be quite unamusing
>>70800568
I think it's really funnybut then again I wrote it. wahoo!!!!!!!!!
how many shares of "wahoo!!!" stock should I buy?
>>70800568
vintage machill
keep shining you crazy cook
>>70798252
>mfw exactly 500/1000
>>70800887
Must be a nice feeling
>>70801110
Aye
Saw The Nice Guys this weekend and wound up watching Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang afterward cause my girlfriend hadn't seen it and loved TNG. Then I found out she also hadn't seen Independence Day so we ended out the Sunday watching that and then GoT and Silicon Valley. We also finished the 7th season of Modern Family. That show has gone down hill but I still wind up watching all of it.
>>70801236
Then I suggested she gets fucked by a black guy, but she said she has already done that.
>>70801451
What did your friends on reddit think?
>>70801451
HAHAHA. Oh, man. *slaps knee* That was hilarious.
>>70801551
The boyfriend slaps his knee
Tyrone makes her pussy debree
\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
>>70801873
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND
>>70802205
That way it seems more hedonist and care-free
See: \_(ć)_/ĀÆ vs. ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
>>70802326
damn... you're right it does
>>70791438
Notorious
His Grill Friday
North By Northwest
Suspicion
To Catch a Thief
>>70795295
I believe you have some kind of problem socialising with other human beings and it is being reflected in your (perceived) narcissistic posts and complete lack of awareness and ability to adapt to the culture/climate of sites you are posting on - yeah, some people posted like how you do in 2012, it's CURRENT YEAR now brother, move on. Don't cling to the idea that just because you were posting in 2012 that it some how exempts you from learning new things.
>>70802481
huh?
Why is it that on /lbg/ there are llittle to no trips while /rym/ is littered with the trash?
is letterboxd inherently superior?
>>70802745
I guess there must be some sort of brain disorder involved for a person to be proud of their taste in music, so...
When will the master come back to us?
>>70796536
It was okay.
Its clearly made with love, but it's unsure of what its goal is. It tries to be an unconventional biopic, but in the process doesn't achieve much or know exactly what it's doing. It tries to raise questions about artistry and worth, tries to raise questions about relationships and how they influence people, but never really answers them. It doesn't really present a point.
Cheadle is excellent as Davis. He nails everything. McGregor is good as a reporter and nobody was a bad actor by any means. It's such a shame because they're such a good group of people that clearly put love and time into this. It just doesn't work out unfortunately.
It is still enjoyable though as a fan of Miles' music. It's great to see Miles' do these recordings and seeing other figures off Jazz on screen (including my favourite Bill Evans). I really would only recommend it if you're a fan of a Miles' career, because otherwise it doesn't work.
>>70802968
>implying he's not shit
>>70802745
/mu/ is shit because music is subversive to language and diminishes abstract thought
What the fuck is this shit?
http://letterboxd.com/sufiyana/film/the-searchers/
>>70803062
>He values the inherently inaccurate and lacking 'language' as an form of expression
haha fucking r*tard
>>70796472
Thanks f a m
>>70802968
looks like he has to work to pay off his debts so probably sooner rather than later
http://letterboxd.com/machill54/
tfw alan clarke dissent and disruption coffret still not online
tfw the orgy in vampires night orgy turned out to be an orgy of violence/bloodshed
both of these are extremely not wahoo.
>>70800733
it is important to have 9 exclamation marks, but I would buy lots and lots!
>>70800750
I plan to
>>70802968
Oh, shit, only when that post said debt I realized. I was thinking it was Sokurov lel
>>70803131
did you see filipe's eurocrime list?
>>70803447
lmao
>>70803447
>>70803447
Are you telling me that isn't Sokurov? Who is it, then?
>>70803564
pls b trollan
>>70803564
The guy who made a film that definitely isn't Christmascore
>>70803476
No don't think so
link?
>>70803585
>>70803633
Jesus. Prosopagnosia is a bitch.
>People can't tell McTiernan from Sokurov
is this a new meme or are you guys legitimately face blind
>>70803745
I thought it was Kaurismaki
>>70803633
Fuck you. *** **** is a XMAS motion picture
>>70797312
Machill54, Lozjudai, Myrmician, nosaj, Synt, pastafrola are good bets.
>>70803895
This anon is trolling.
>>70803895
Lozjudai, Myrmician, and Synt maybe
>>70797223
Sydney, Ian W. Pugh, Mike Thorn, Mike D'Angelo, Sean Gilman, Karl J. Kipling, NeilBahadur, Rohith Varma, Marcissus, PTABro, Matt Conti.
I guess, some of them might meme but life isn't supposed to be serial all the time
>>70803895
>>70804028
LOZJEWDAI STARTED THE FINNSPEAK
>>70804116
Maybe they write reviews, but one person in particular on this list has the shittiest, plebbiest taste imaginable.
>>70804169
So who triggered you?
>>70804189
I don't get triggered because I don't read anything he writes and haven't for years.
>>70803895
I literally just wrote a meme masterpiece earlier today see >>70800140
>>70804270
>>70804169
That's you getting triggered.
Broke my aux cable so haven't watched anything for a while as watching movies on your laptop is dumb
How is everyone
letterboxd.com/yawned
>>70797223
/tugging
/murdermystery
/clippingroses
/miguel_mareas
/james_
>>70803131
Rate. What. You. Watch.
>>70804582
no! wahoo!!!!!!!!!
>>70804622
>wahoo!!!!!!!!!
whaddayou, super mario or sumtin?
*high fives buddy standing next to him*
he heh. nothin personnel, kid
>>70804916
cringe
>>70804959
>anon says nothin personnel
>anon that replies takes it personnel
hmmm
>>70805250
cringe
>>70805256
t. embryo
>>70805269
cringe
>>70803895
>>70804028
>>70804148
Thanks for including me but I've yet to write an review that wasn't so horrible that I deleted it. Buuut at some point in this month I might even try to write an proper review that ain't a meme. Might start with Tetsuo since I like it so much.
>>70797792
Oh yeah you too thanks. Have a Bronson
http://deadline.com/2016/06/sylvester-stallone-jim-mickle-director-stx-entertainment-drama-1201772054/
Guys Jim Mickle is directing Stallonekino
I just want a bf to watch movies with
>>70805803
What are you gay? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
>>70805854I said bf not gf
>>70805877
Fuck off faggot this is a christian board
>>70805803
Are you gril
>>70805877
you must be one ugly cunt
>>70805803
Post profile
>>70803687
http://letterboxd.com/filipe_furtado/list/the-poliziotteschi-project/
Whats it like to watch movies with a girl
>>70806775
They talk and ask questions about the plot the whole time. It's a nightmare.
>>70806775
Terrible. Usually they can't into the patrician way
>>70806775
scary movies are the best with them
>>70806721
>>70803476
You are a shit stain on this site and this general. Keep suckling that fat Brazilian man-tit and ignore a genuine breath of fresh air because it's not something that Neil Bahadur or his asspals Lehtonen and Redfern give a knee-jerk five stars to. Don't even bother with that >reaching shit I know exactly your type, you're mubidrone cancer.
>>70806922
wew lad, chill
>>70806775
They generally fall asleep on you. But they smell good (usually) so it's not all bad.
>>70800438
Love Streams
>>70807364
just b urself :^)
>>70807429
ok thanks :)
>>70807364
feel better, bro
>>70806922
>this amount of projection
>>70795718
Dear Mr. Anon,
Thank you for taking the opportunity to contact Anon.
Your suggestion was received on 13 June 2016, and subsequently thoroughly reviewed and carefully considered by our staff. However, we regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your request for me to kill myself.
Yearly, Anon receives many suggestions from all over the globe. While any suggestions are appreciated, we did not feel that your suggestion would be an appropriate fit for our limited roster of approved proposals.
An analysis of the potential costs and benefits have determined that carrying out your request would result in an estimated bare minimum net deficit of approximately 60 years, with no maximum net deficit. To put things into context, the wealthiest firm made less than 125 years, and the average firm makes only 70-80 years. Implementing your proposal would require reducing the sum of our total income and savings to zero years.
Please do not hesitate to contact me again should you have any cost-effective suggestions.
Regards,
Anon
/lbg/ since i left you ive found the world so new
http://letterboxd.com/cakewalker/
>>70804116
>Mike Thorn
Best user on the site probably.
