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>>70784384
the true question is
will we get a lotr tier speech from litllefinger ?
And now it begins?
>they did it
>THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
>THEY MADE THE ENTIRE BRAAVOS ARC COMPLETELY REDUNDANT
absolute madmen
>we don't know how to tie up loose ends
D&D are hacks
Fourth for the Mace "The Ace" Tyrell
>>70785167
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70785167
>tfw Beric is going to go and fight the White Walkers but tell Sandor to complete his original mission
>yfw next season is Sandor on the quest for Cleganebowl
THERE'S STILL HOPE LADS
>>70785666
>666
Mace kill confirmed
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>friendly reminder to be funny or informative
So next episode
>Stark and Bolton armies fight
>Jon's side suffers heavy losses, the Mormont girl probably dies for shock value
>Jon and Ramsay fight each other one on one
>Suddenly CIA teleports in with his entire army, saving the day
>Jon kills Ramsay after saying a cheesy one-liner
>After the battle, Jon or someone else says "It's not over, the dead are coming"
>Cut to Night King and his entire army approaching the Wall
>>70785749
>girl probably dies for shock value
errr where do you think you are ?
this is a feminist show
I kinda liked the BWB/Sandor dynamic. Everything else was irredeemable shit though.
>the King tries to cancel Will of the Gods - Trial by Combat
>massive riots and dethroning of the King don't occur
>>70785763
They killed tonks for less
>roose dies instantly to a gut stab
>arya survives a slash and multiple gut stabs, falling into a shit filled canal and doesn't bleed out
>proceeds to do parcour and win a 1v1 against a faceless man
>>70785749
>AND WHO
>ARE YOU
>>70785167
Were the faceless men just two people?
They have never shown anybody else.
>dany walks in
So Arya arrived at that awesome, monolithic temple all those seasons ago.
That building is occupied by a death cult with the ability to literally change appearance and identity one a whim.
...and all we we've got out of it was Arya fighting with a staff against a girl slightly older than she is.
That's literally it.
>>70785796
>laugh track plays and the crowd applauds
what was the rumour?
>Waif chases Arya for a bit
>stops, smiles
>allows Arya to run off
>catch up
>stop, smile
>allows Arya to run off
>repeat like six or seven more times
fucking why
is this actually the best they could do
all that shit, and they cap it off with an offscreen death
>>70785824
wildfire under the city
>>70785749
>>Jon kills Ramsay after saying a cheesy one-liner
THE NORTH REMEMBERS
WINTER IS COMING
SANSA STARK SENDS HER REGARDS
YOU REALLY ARE A BASTARD
>>70785749
you forgot the scene were jon thinks all is lost and sandra dons armor and rallies their forces
>>70785167
rip waif(u)
>>70785732
wow you sure showed him
>>70785839
How do you know that's what he's talking about?
HAHA LOL GUISE CAN U EVEN IMAGINE :D
>>70785167
S T A N N I S --- C U C K A N N I S
>What is the worst thing anyone's said to you?
>"I slept with Doug."
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/jan/18/stephen-dillane-q-and-a
Well???
>>70785824
tyrion being at dany's die.
>>70785862
>Martellfag
what did you expect
>>70785773
waifu can't see in the dark ;^)
>>70785859
because the plot of the last 2 eps has leaked and cersei blows up the city
Where are my fellow Sansafags?! Next week, she finally takes back whats hers!
>>70785859
cos i'm smart as fuck, nigga
>>70785666
Any rare Maces, my Macebro?
Mace, Pycelle and Kevan BTFO'ing Cersei was the only good thing this episode.
Well, that, and the Mountain.
>think Arya was gonna die
>finally, something unpredictable and interesting is gonna happen
>nope more plot armor for D&D's waifu
>>70785792
There are others in the books, but Arya only sees them coming in or out. Most of the time it's just Jaqen (Kindly Man in the books) and the Waif.
>>70785167
YOU KNOW WHAT IS NOT TRIAL BY COMBAT
TRIAL BY SEVEN
FUCKING CONFIRMED
WHO WOULD BE IN TEAM SPARROW AND WHO IN TEAM QUEEN?
now you are truly have become No One™
This episode was a fucking dumpster fire.
How do you fuck up this badly?
Reminder that in the books only Jaqen can actually change his face, and all of the others are hack frauds with clear personal and political ambitions.
>>70785862
JUST ADD STANNIS THE REDDITOR AND THIS SHIT IS GOLD MAH BOI!
How the fuck did Ramsay kill Wun Wun with a bow from at least 500 meters, Is he a fucking Green Arrow? And that Davos scene. Fuck I'm not going to watch ep 10.
How long into this episode's arya segments did you hold onto hope that this absurd series of events was a dream sequence?
Even now, that's the best explanation for it to me.
>Sandor first uses his hands hold his dick and piss
>Then he uses them to eat
wow
>A girl is I, a Stark of Winterfell
Cringe alert!
>>70785862
>would pay money
AHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>70785857
>him
That comment was neither funny nor informative
OFFICIAL CHARACTERS BUTCHERED BY DABID LIST
>Barristan Selmy "The Bold"
>Jaime Lannister "The Queenpussyslayer"
>Brynden Tully "Daftfish"
>Arya Stark "Pointless Arc"
>Jon "I Got Better" Snow
>Stannis "Mal'Ganis" Baratheon
>Jaqen "Jaqen H'ghar" H'ghar
>Alliser "And Then He Stabs Jon" Thorne
>"I Fucking Hate" Thenns
Who am I forgetting?
She's so much hotter all plain and not dolled up.
>>70785912
I mean what the fuck does this even fucking mean
>>70785876
the temple with all the faces is almost completely fucking dark though
god this episode was so terrible
>>70785942
>one cock
>one finger in male ass
>no tits
shit episode
>this was the extent of arya's 'training'
>arya was literally walking around the city undisguised while being hunted by faceless men
You beast, you beast.
>>70785792
The house of black and white is honestly fucking embarrassing.
>>70785832
They could have done some Jackie Han like chase where everytime she caches up they exchange blows, you know since they trained against ea hither before area tries to gain distance again. It would show off some skills rather than just le candle going out=arya wins
>>70785167
So is Qyburn just in it so he can continue with his sweet experiments? Or is there something more to his motives for backing Cersei so hard?
>>70785749
Jon also holds up the decapitated head of Ramsay....that much is evident in the poorly edited teaser
So why did Sansa send Breine south to Riverrun to get support from the Tully's when they don't even wait for a reply?
>>70785876
>arya had time to lit a candle without matches
>>70785942
People in the Middle Ages weren't known for their hygiene.
This show has really fucking nosedived.
>>70785959
>no euron or mance
>>70785912
Can someone post the Renly clash of kings one?
Muslim walks into a gay bar.
Bartender asks "what will you have?"
Muslim replies "shots for everyone."
>>70785959
>>Stannis "Mal'Ganis" Baratheon
Underrated post.
The only reason to have a a scene like this is to flesh out a character before they're killed off. So who's it gonna be?
I'm betting on Missandei
>>70785989
Because she is Wise and Pretty
what's with brienne not understanding what succession laws are
renly wasn't next in line, sansa isn't in the line at all
Reminder that the scary faceless men that can kill anyone you want guaranteed was just one little girl who got beaten by a novice and some guy who walks around not giving a fuck
>>70785605
>implying he already didn't.
>>70785985
cersei had no one else to talk with
>>70786005
they're gonna chill in the pyramid, is all
Post yfw Jaime's character development got completely butchered in just 3 episodes
>>70786005
Grey Worm will die so that Theon can take his place at the head of the Unsullied
>She cuts the candle in half to win the fight
A truly spectacular move.
He's going to die.
>The worst assassin of all time died
what a story
>>70785985
well any sane person probably wouldn't tolerate a doctor frankestein
suprises me aswell that no one has tried to convice him to swap sides though
>>70785773
Plot armour made of the finest valyrian steel will do that.
Anyone have a list of the remaining leaks?
>>70786000
>>70786005
goys cant u appreciat gumor :DD hav u no gog? :DDD no benis :DDD
>>70786005
>The only reason to have a a scene like this
Anon, D&D don't need a reason to have a pointless scene with Tyrion saying "funny" stuff. Remember "Smash the beetles! Smash them!"
>>70786005
Both, when Daario reveals himself to be working with Euron.
I just watched the episode. Seriously who writes this fucking shit? My patience is wearing thin with this show.
>varys: "hurr durr im off on my super secret mission now see you next season"
>fuck me that joke scene was actually painful
>BWB bargaining over who they can kill i mean seriously? also were they hinting at the others? which they would have no idea about
>waif instead of sneaking in and killing arya in her sleep decided the kill lady crane then let arya run and chase her through the fucking city
>arya is just completely fine after being stabbed
>arya just leaves jaqen alive and as long as he's not as retarded as the waif she'll be dead in a week
Seriously none of this makes any sense.
>>70786027
>TFW Grey Worm will never teach Theon about the pleasures of prostate massage
Why even live
>>70786005
FILLER
I
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>>70786033
Does literally anyone give a fuck about Rickon, though? He hasn't done anything in the entire series so far.
>>70785963
And then a girl was the arya
Have a Nice Monday my fellow Sansa Bannermen!
>Blackfish, come with us and help save your grandniece, she needs you
>No, I shall go die for no reason. I hope I don't look too silly hehehe
>>70786025
*MUNCH MUNCH*
Hmm? You wanted character development? Well, I was thinking of SALAD DRESSING, I WAS THINKING OF PUTTING SOME FUCKING SALAD DRESSING ON MY FUCKING SALAD. DO YOU LOVE MAYONNAISE? I FUCKING LOVE MAYONNAISE. I SLURP AND SLURP AND SLURP THIS WHITE SALTY GOODNESS AS MY STOMACH BECOMES THE WORLD WHILE I AM OF THE NIGHT.
why cant varys grow hair or beard
>>70786070
nope no one gives a shit
>>70786017
all the male starks are dead or missing (with the exception of rickon showing up but thats just the writers changing the books without thinking it trough)
sansa is next in line whihc is why the lannisters and the boltons (and some random lord of the vale in the books) want to mary her
>>70785167
She's done topless stuff, rocking bod.
This wouldn't put the candle out.
Also
>A bad stew and a few hours sleep is all it takes to heal a fatal gut wound
i like how show faceless men seem to be the most completely worthless fucks
>no ramsay for like 3 episodes
what the fuck is this
I come here for the bants and Ramsay is PRIME bants deliverer
>>70786085
Low test
>>70785942
literally nothing wrong with this, as long as you're not incontinent and getting piss on your hands, or preparing food for other people
>>70786005
>Dany returns with her dragon
So they're saved? I mean, she can just burn the fleet.
>>70786085
No balls equals no testosterone
>>70785987
it's sansa's head
>i've had enough of your nagging, bitch
>3 seconds of dany
>still worst scene of the episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaIwtO6VWCU
Remember when tense shit like this happened every episode? Remember when people dying actually mattered?
>>70786058
Not mentioning the complete fuckup of the Radmure plot
>>70786009
She is amateurish plotter due to the bad education.
> Build up to the death of Waif
> Don't show it
> Build up to the death of Blackfish
> Don't show it
> Build up to the death of Lemoncloak
> Hang him
Xth for worsty episode of the series and one of the worst things to come out of television generally
>Arya had no master plan and was literally stupid enough to just wander around defenceless in broad daylight
>Survives a slash and two stab wounds to the gut
>Jaqen just lets here go because lol i dunno
>The blakfish died offscreen m'lord
>The hound killed 3 or 4 probably completely innocent guys
>no LSH
>No cleganebowl
>Cersei's 'I choose violence' scene was fucking nothing
>Waifinator
>Waifinator killed offscreen
>LE FUNNY DRINKING AND JOKING FILLER
>Dany the Mute
>Riverun anticlimax. All for fucking nothing
>Brienne 'I fullfilled my Oath...Arya Stark who is that?' of Tarth
>Pod the Rod
Did I miss anything?
>>70786103
rickon is too stupid to banter with. ramsey will got more screen time when starks & company lay siege to winterfell.
>>70786096
The actress was a Red Priestess (follower of Jesus) and the faceless men (America) were tasked with murdering her by their masters (the Jews).
It's all poetry
>>70786083
But George did give Jaime development. D and D just disregarded that and returned him to S1 no honor incest sex addict Jaime
>>70786096
The candle didn't go out, it was just a fade to black shot. Also pretty kino.
This is the worst episode yet, right? I mean S6 is being terrible so far but this takes the cake.
>>70786131
>each ep has the budget of the entire season 1
>season 1 has better sets and costumes
>>70786129
At least flash us a bit of dragon or give a bit more of the battle for fuck's sake.
>>70785987
screenshot?
>>70786058
yea the waif told arya 10 minutes earlier that arya's name was given to the many faced god
then arya decides to spare jaqen
If Beric can have an eyepatch why can't Euron?
>>70785863
>favorite book
>Gargoyles by Bernhard
How can one man be this based
>>70786085
No testosterone, plus he shaves his head.
>>70786154
Yes, definitely the worst episode.
Cersei burning down Kings Landing better be worth it
>>70785963
you have become a no one
no
i am become the game of thrones
>best possible outcome this season can provide now is both Ramsay and Cersei dying
>neither of them will though
>>70786156
It's because they're spreading themselves too thinly with too many story arcs going on at the same time shot at different locations. S1 was very focused and it showed.
>>70786163
That's probably exactly the reason Euron doesn't have an eyepatch. You would have morons on facebook questioning why eyepatch man had come back.
>Jaime has one of the best and most interesting character progression's in the series
>completely reverted
bravo dabid
>>70786163
It's really hard to differentiate between character, if more than one person has an eye patch.
>>70786158
>Sansafag
>>70786131
why did they recast him
>last episode built up Lady Stoneheart and Cleganebowl
>yfw this episode cancelled them
>>70786139
>>Pod the Rod
The fuck you smoking nigger?
That was the best and only good part of the episode though
>>70786005
Missandei was such a qt in that scene, I want to cuddle with her.
>>70786139
The Hound bit was perfectly understandable though. Unlike the rest.
God, the Arya bit was plain retarded.
>Oh shit boys epic sea battle incoming
>Asha and the cockless Theon are going to smash into the side of the fleet at FULL FORCE
>Nope just mother of dragons turning up to have an offscreen burning of the fleet by her pet plot device
Anyone else triggered by the Blackfish dying off screen?
>>70786151
>The candle didn't go out
>Implying her closing her eyes wasn't channelling her blind training
>Implying the fade to black wasn't a dark room
>They gave her the very skills she needed to defeat them
>>70786209
Lady Stoneheart isn't really cancelled
you don't see spines ripped out of live humans in every episode
>>70786181
>Anyone else triggered by the Blackfish dying off screen?
Yes but I'm more triggered by all the other shit in this episode. Somehow they manage to fuck up the story more and more with each episode. Only the Hound saved this one
anyone count how often dick/cock was mentioned this episode?
3-5?
>>70786049
>need a reason to have a pointless scene with Tyrion
What do people have problems with the occasional comfy worldbuilding? I see nothing wrong with it
>>70786181
Wasn't triggered bout BF's death. He kinda said he was gonna die unceremoniously because he's pretty old and hasn't fought with a sword in a long time. Dude probably just died in a 1v2 fight or some shit, didn't even kill a single soldier.
>>70786209
>the Hound literally pissing on the spot where Stoneheart would have been
>mfw
>>70786181
>Anyone else triggered by the Blackfish dying off screen?
wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. pointless in showing a fight he can only lose.
>>70786131
jfc even the dialog is so much better
>>70785824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUINbi4wSY
>>70786196
Riverlands arcs was seriously one thing everyone was hoping they would at least kinda cover, but nope. They completely did a 180 on it as far as Jaime's motivation goes and why, in the books, he's on the path to actively become a better person.
>>70786219
>waif backs away and opens the door
>suddenly light
>>70786233
But that wasn't worldbuilding. We didn't learn anything.
>im just in it for the queen pussay mate imma just kill your child because why not lmao
What did he mean by this?
>>70786131
>well choreographed non fake looking fights
>armor that isn't copy pasted
i try to forget how good the first season was
Cersei with the dothraki was pointless
Arya with the faceless men was pointless
Brienne's trip to Riverlands was poinless
Euron was pointless
Le witty imp being a great ruler was pointless
Frankenclegane was pointless
Dorne was pointless
10/10 season
>>70786149
He did, but he obviously doesn't care about the franchise as much as he did before.
I am as disappointed with George, as he probably is with us.
*MUNCH MUNCH*
>>70786229
It was nothing happens the episode.
The hound and Beric are the only thing that made it interesting.
>>70786235
>>70786240
He was meant to swim away with Briene and live to fight another day.
Also why did Briene sneak away when Jaime would have just let her go anyway. Like he let her into the castle in the first place..
>>70786233
It's not fucking world building. Bobby B telling war stories and talking about whores with Ned was world building because it explained his past and fleshed out the character. Missandei telling a translator joke does nothing.
>>70785839
But Cersei already knew about this. She was having it made in season 2
>>70786233
Because we're PAST world building at this point, anon. And they re-treading same scenes when there's really no need for filler.
>>70786139
>top 2 threads on breddit are shitting all over this ep
even the normies are waking up
you have become a no one
...
no
...
i am become the game of thrones
>>70786151
quality fight scene
M A I S I E
>you have become a no one
...
no
...
i am become the game of thrones
>you can have two
>and do the same thing with that that we were going to do
>basically you can kick the trunk instead of us
jesus
>Jamie's offering you a chance to rejoin Catelyn's child and fuck up the Boltons
>n...naw I'm old
how fucking retarded D&D are, seriously
>>70786223
Well she'll either come back to life through sheer coincidence or Beric will revive a skeleton - Edmure said he was imprisoned for years i.e. years have passed since the Red Wedding in the show, if they didn't cryogenically freeze her I doubt much is left of Catelyn. Also the Lem Lemoncloak actor who teased working with Michelle Fairley on his Twitter obviously doesn't have any scenes with her.
>>70786263
I recently rewatched every episode and after s1 it just gets painful since the transition from good to garbage is so obvious when you know whats coming
S6 makes s1 look like high art
>>70786304
She looks like monty python old hag extra #37
>>70786289
What? The top threads on Reddit are the typical damage control "I-It's not bad" you would normally expect.
>>70786219
The Waif was the one who TAUGHT Arya how to fight blind. And Arya defeated her ONCE.
Waif should have been the victor.
>>70786304
i kissed your owwies all better :3
wake me up
Why have D&D thrown in the towel so hard lads? Are they really that sick of GoT by this point?
They clearly don't give a fuck about the show at all anymore.
>>70786272
I hope he'll just treat the show as an entirely different thing from the books
>>70786277
>THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT IS FUCKING MY SISTER AND I'LL SLAUGHTER BABIES IF I HAVE TO JUST TO HAVE HER PUSSY
This happened and it's a lot (not in a good way)
>>70786320
On the flipside, it means they've figured out there are way too many characters and suddenly assigning them active roles after being ignored for the entire show would be just as bad. Problem is they're writing them out in the worst way possible, like what happened with the entirety of Dorne.
>people actually thought Syrio was coming back
>they had screenshots to prove it
>people actually thought LSH would appear
>"the leaks say so"
I honestly couldn't focus on such a shitty episode and watched it on background.
Can someone tell me what happened on Jaime's arc?
Missandei's joke was just as good as tyrion's
Why did Arya get stabbed 5 times in the fucking gut with a god damn like 5 inch knife, got the knife twisted and then jumped off a bridge and started swimming (have you ever tried to swim with fucking stabbed abs) in most likely extremely infected shit water and then she just sleeps it off and she's gucci next day?
>>70786027
who the fuck would follow Theon?
>>70786352
The show's far from over anon.
What is the shocking thing that Qyburn gonna tell Cersei?
>>70786348
>I hope he'll just treat the show as an entirely different thing from the books
That's what he says, but his carefree attitude and the latest statements regarding his books still bother me.
Hope I am wrong.
>Put queen of entire kingdom on trial for a bit of sluttiness
>Murder is fine
>No one cares I just literally killed someone in front of 20 faith witnesses
After Tommen cucked our chances of Cleganebowl is there any reason left to watch?
>>70786364
He's shown himself to be a good strategist.
And he's had a pint with his sister, so all of his mental trauma has been cured.
>>70786358
not only did she survive
she was DOING PARCOUR
>>70786277
>Also why did Briene sneak away when Jaime would have just let her go anyway. Like he let her into the castle in the first place.
This seemed odd to me. Am I just missing something? Am I retarded? Was it not possible for Jaime to just let her out again?
STANDING
>>70786358
It is plot armor m8.
>>70786364
He did a good speech once. His brave sister will bring him out of his shell.
Eunuchbowl when?
>>70786041
>>70786158
Just watch the trailer again
>>70786388
>those crunchy sounds every time she landed from a high jump
She shouldn't be able to walk
>>70785886
Her virginity?
>>70786304
how can one female be so hideous?
>>70786358
Arya is Omar.
>>70786356
>Can someone tell me what happened on Jaime's arc?
the exact opposite of this
you have become a no one
...
no
...
i am become the game of thrones
This faggot is worse than Joffrey ever was.
>>70786005
I have a high threshold for bullshit, but I completely zoned out during this scene. It was fucking awful. Felt like it went on for ages as well.
>>70786348
All Jaime and Edmure scenes have been disappointing.
Where was the bath scene, where was Jaime being a bro.
He keeps talking about feeding Edmure but he's still chained up.
>>70786350
How many side characters have they actually killed off this season?
>Doran
>Areo Speedwagon
>Myrcella
>Blackfish
>>70786372
That there are thousands and thousands of jars with wildfire oil stored under the city.
Cersei will try to burn Kings Landing.
Jaime will prob kill her.
>>70785167
ou sont les sand sneks?
Why is every character but Sansa Dany and Arya nothing but plot devices?
>>70786058
Arya bought herself and out though. The many faced god was promised a death and Arya gave him the waif. The debt is payed. It's why he said she was finally no one.
>>70786256
He didn't necessarily make himself a bad person. He told the guy what he needed to hear in order to get into the castle without a bloody battle or two year siege.
>>70786412
post the picture of ned pls
Why do you guys think that Cleganebowl is over? Just because they fucking outlawed trial by combat doesn't mean anything, especially with D&D's writing.
>cock joke in 8/8 episodes so far
CMON DABID, YOU CAN DO IT, JUST TWO MORE EPISODES LEFT
>>70785772
it's
>current year
though
i swear if davos gets fucking killed im dropping this garbage
>>70786352
/got/ promised me Gendry would turn up and save Arya
>>70786358
Milk of the Poppy is literally Angel Dust of game of thrones.
>>70785167
The Kindly Man was positively ruined this episode.
So, Arya wasn't just someone he let Waif kill for the evulz. It was now a name promised to the Many-Faced God.
Yet he pretends that it doesn't matter who dies in the end, smiles and lets Arya go, after she ruined one of his loyal assassins?
The Faceless are a joke, their religion is phony crap needed to give themselves mysticism, while they do whatever is convenient.
Arya is a sue.
how come people had the images of the high speed goblins last week?
>>70786410
One of the guy's Omar was based on did the same shit with the building as Omar. Except he jumped from a window on the 6th floor instead of a 5th.
>>70786401
>Varys fucked off
>Joek Worm will most likely die
canceled
>>70786435
> D&D's writing
>you have become a no one
...
no
...
i am become the game of thrones
>>70786345
it's hard to be inspired doing the same thing for so long, for everybody involved - but it's still worth money making it, so they're tied
and something that was driven becomes something that's a bother
they just don't care to make the show, they don't care to deliver, they don't care to make the most and are taking easy ways out - kill wolves so they don't have to be included anymore, kill off characters to tie up plotlines etc etc
it's why 3 eyed raven becomes a dude holding on to a fake looking root fit for a cheap theater play, why most of the season features a theater play that was shot in a day
>>70786207
He got a gig in The Hobbit movies as the white orc, but then he got replaced by CGI.
Now they've replaced him with a body builder who can't act, but he looks "EPIC". Pretty much sums up the change of quality throughout the seasons.
Sidenote: There was a scene in season two at Harrenhal with The Mountain in it, I didn't even realise it until reading the books.
>>70786435
It was like they were actively shitting on the idea
>>70785869
who are those people he's killing? BWB?
shouldn't Berric and the others be mad at him for killing those men?
>>70786352
>>70786444
I'm sure Gendry, Stoneheart, Syrio and Stannis will all show up in ep 10
>>70786414
At least he was insane and unpredictable, and thus not usable as a tool for smarter, more sinister people like Tommen is.
>you can become a super assassin and gain the power to kill the people you want to kill
>but then you can only kill the people we say you can and you also need to become no one in the process
here's a question: why did arya bother with these people in the first place?
>season 1
>woah syrio forel the first sword of bravos!
>waterdancing dude, wtf thats so cool
>season 6
>arya gets stabbed in public and bleeds out, everyone just stares at her
>>70786414
Agreed. I'm fine with hating a character because they're an evil piece of shit.
I'm less fond of hating a character because they're a neutered little gayboi.
>>70786345
They're trying to appeal to the viewer's emotions and it fails every time.
I mean look at how Selmy died. The epic le knight's honor music swells making it completely obvious he's going to die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUrZTn0yfBs
VS
silence in a scene where nobody dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OaMvxVHFs4
D&D should learn from themselves and remember how much better silence is at conveying tension and drama.
>>70786403
which trailer
>>70786384
They were in the wrong in this situation though, so Lancel wisely fucked off.
Also, how quickly did he go from emotionless monk to a smug inquisitor?
>i can kill arya in her sleep
>give me 5 minutes
>you have 72 hours
>>70786452
>Yet he pretends that it doesn't matter who dies in the end, smiles and lets Arya go, after she ruined one of his loyal assassins?
This is probably the only thing consistent with what the FM really do.
Everything else was complete garbage, yes.
>>70786462
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
Anybody remember the storytime with old nan comic about her collecting Bran's shit in jars and saying that one way or another she'd put it all back in him?
I can't fucking find it anywhere.
>dat terrible episode
Let us remember the good times
>>70786414
He's been taught to follow the advice of 'more knowledgeable' people.
It just so happens that the more knowledgeable people he's listening to don't give a shit about his name or his title.
It's funny how we went from one of the best episodes last week to one of the worst.
I think /tv/ often overcriticizes things and is too quick to go "Bravo D+D" for the slightest things, but I think yesterday's episode really does deserve all the criticism it's getting. I mean even reddit is shitting all over the writing, which I haven't seen since badpoosy.
I mean, what were they thinking? I mean I'm fine with Arya getting to Lady Crane and being patched up, it would have made sense if perhaps she only received a shallow slash with the knife before escaping. But why the deep stab wounds? Purely for shock value? Terrible. And the Riverrun/Blackfish arc only lasting 2 episodes?
>>70785922
afaik Jaquen IS the many faced god
>>70786430
I call bullshit on the she is no one line. I mean free to go yes but no one? I do hope he sees something like muh revenge will make her no one so let her have it and make the badest of the assasins ever to live. Cause if not i will personaly murder D&D Jaqen was the most edgiest badass in the series and i hate how he turned into a total wuss ( he killed liek 30 40 guards by hilself in total silence.
>>70785666
Trips Mace confirmed for final boss
>>70786230
>pod's dick
>doggie dong while pissing
>axe to the cock
Off the top of my head
Surprisingly no eunuch jokes
>yfw the next episode won't focus exclusively on the battle
>yfw 30 minutes of Tyrion making jokes
Someone post an updated boat.
We found at least two of lost boys this season.
So are the hound and the brotherhood gonna be in the battle for Winterfell nex ep?
>>70785907
wtf is Trial by Seven?
is it like trial by combat but 7v7 instead of 1v1?
>>70786526
Pretty sure Gendry is alone on the boat now
>>70786492
I liked that scene a lot. Especially how serious the Hound gets.
>>70786461
Yeah it takes something like 7-8 stories to guarantee death but at least Omar had a royally fucked up leg afterward. No parkour there.
What a terrible fucking shit episode
The only thing that got me sort of interested was Varys being confirmed for Crossbowl after all
And I guess the short shot of the ships sieging Meereen was neat
Why do they hate fightscenes now though? They really thought people wanted to see another "Missandei and Grey Worm are stoic vs Tyrion isn't thus hilarity ensues"-scene, over for example the fucking Blackfish fighting to the death?
Fuck D&D
you have become a no one
...
no
...
i am become the game of thrones
>>70786414
He did nothing wrong. He escaped Cersei's influence and got support of the poor people.
Mace, Kevan, the Archmaester, AKA - the actual powers behind the Iron Throne, all support him still. The South is at peace now.
Too bad he'll die because muh strong womyn'z revenge.
>>70786465
It all makes sense Arya Stark is a no one now. It's been years since she went missing everyone thinks she's dead and she has finally excepted that's who she is it all makes sense guys. Besides that really nothing was in this episode that they couldn't have squeezed in the next episode real fast all in all 3/10
Anyone else feel like Bronn was too big of an asshole on purpose this ep? Felt very out of character.
The worst part about GoT, and ASoIaF by extension, is that all those minor stories and characters mean nothing in the end. It's all sidetracking and barely has anyhing to do with the inevitable and predictable showdown. The material was at its strongest when it was hard to predict and it didn't shy away from taking rough turns. Now it seems we are finally edging closer to the story that was supposed to be told from the start and it's not that interesting or special anymore.
Plot twist: Ian Mcshane hung himself after seeing this weeks script.
>>70786530
They tell you what it is. Seven septons will oversee the trial and come to a decision.
>>70786530
Yes. It was in GURM's novella based in the ASOIAF world.
d-did dragon just drop dany off in mereen?
in the middle of a warzone?
i thought dragons were supposed to be smart
he could of atleast burned a few ships, did he have a doctor's appointment?
>>70786515
The entire point of the Arc was to turn her into a badass killer. She never had any real intention of becoming no one. That's why she never threw away needle.
>>70786492
I'm more annoyed by the fact Grey Worm brought a goddamn SPEAR into indoors, close-quarters combat.
We should call Tommen the Hypeslayer
>>70786552
>hung
when it's a person it's hanged
>>70786416
>episode 7
feed and dress edmure immediatly *punch*
>episode 8
edmure is tied to a wooden pole in the same clothes as before
lord edmure i'm going to get you fed and clothed * proceeds to rant about incest and throwing his son in a catapult*
>>70786394
Oh shit he finds where Stannis burnt his scaly daughter
>>70786496
If Arya's name was promised to the MFG, he has to send other assassins to kill her (can't kill her himself, since he knows her). Killing Waif should not absolve Arya of being sacrificed.
>>70786416
>sucking her stomach in in every photo
>yeezies
she's become disgusting
>>70785666
Calm the fuck down satan
>>70786511
Is this true? Tell me this is true!
>>70786496
Also considering waif Had grudges i think that kinda disqualified her from being a faceless. They are supposed to be no one hence no ties to others. She hated arya and became a total wuss. That why i think killing her was the best thing. She literlay fucked up beign a faceless cause muh feels.
>>70786558
That i get i dotn get why she is no one in jaqen s eyes. I think its soemthing to do with revenge making her no one after its done or something cause else jaqen is a faggot in that scene and i dont want that.
why are so many people being hung this season?
did D&D learn how to film a hanging scene and are just overusing it or something? jesus fuck
>>70785773
Women push out babies out of their vagina. You think a little stab wound is anything compared to that? I like your tasty male tears.
>Drogo died off an infected wound
>some dude was finished by the Hound because he had a gut stab and was a goner
>Arya can survive 5 stabs to the gut just fine
>20 good men man can flay people and there is not a single trace of infection
>>70786563
kek
>>70786546
Yup.
We all know what this means.
>>70786470
so he cucked himself out of millions basically
what a moron
So does she actually believe that Dany is Azor Ahai or is she just spreading propaganda in exchange for state sponsoring?
What was the "rumor" that Qyburn talked to Cersei about? Tyrion being in Meereen?
>A FLEET OF SHIPS attacks Mereen
>Everything looks bad for our heroes
>We know the Greyjoys are coming though, this is sure to be a great fleet battle even if they have to teleport here like Littlefinger
>Dany just shows up with her dragon instead
WHY
WHY EVEN HAVE THE MASTERS ARRIVE WITH A FLEET IF THEY'RE JUST GOING TO DEUS EX DRAGON IT AWAY?
what will happen to all the tully men that surrendered?
>>70786091
but she's not a Stark anymore then, she's a bolton no matter how much she cries about it.
the only viable options are Arya, warg kid and totally not ded and burned kid. (fuck if I remember their names, Rickon and something)
>>70786599
wild fire
>>70786552
God he's beautiful.
>>70786563
Hack and Hack did the incredible.
They both removed Cleganebowl, AND didn't allow the Hound to redeem himself.
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
>>70786573
But who asked for aryas name if not waif? I think it was something to do with waif losing her status as faceless when gelosy fucked her over. Maybe it was the fucked actress? I dont think you can calim names that freely.
>>70786573
>can't kill her himself, since he knows her
lol like it fucking matters, literally every faceless men scene contradicts every other faceless men scene
>>70786599
it immediately transitioned to a scene of tyrion drinking after he was talking to her, so most likely
>>70786329
So
>Hound tracks down some guys
omg is this brotherhood is this Stoneheart?
>Hound tracks down Thoros and Beric
WTF Beric eh okay so no Stoneheart then? I don't care about these guys
>They camp by the river
omg Catelyn in the river? way too late but I don't care just please make something happen
>Hound goes to piss in the river
>They purposely linger at the river Hound is pissing in
>Nothing happens
They are legitimately trolling us at this point
>>70786565
Edmure should of just called his bluff for all he knows the one time they did it didn't get her pregnant.
>>70786599
Was her mother really the mad kings fucktoy
>>70786591
You are retarded. Piercing the abdominal wall causes severe hemorrhaging, possible septic infection from shit oozing out of your intestines, and at the very least multiple hernias.
you have become a no one
...
no
...
i am become the game of thrones
Good god
>>70786596
By all accounts he's a cunt so they were probably happy they didn't have to bring him back.
>>70786609
>but she's not a Stark anymore then, she's a bolton no matter how much she cries about it.
No, the Boltons wed her against the law of the crown. She's a Lannister.
Except the North doesn't recognize the crown's law anymore. She's a Stark.
>>70785862
MY MAN
>>70786599
basement being filled with wildfire
cersei is going to nuke CL
Gendry confirmed.
Get hype faggots.
>>70786626
No. It is 99% wildfire. Huge cache of wildfire. They're burning this bitch DOWN.
>>70785167
>mfw i was so fucking hyped up expecting they pulled a fight club with Arya and waif but then they didn't
>Arya kills the waif
>does a ritualistic display of her face in the halls of the faceless men
>Ja'qen is proud
>"You are finally No One, young padwan"
>"Nah bitch, I'm going back to Westeros"
>"k whatever i guess"
Can someone deconstruct Ja'qen for me please? I thought I understood his character.
>>70786194
or maybe because it was a risk and they stuck to the books instead of going independent writers on our ass with their retarded OC.
I actually don't mind Hound Brotherhood for the show. It works fine, it's probably the highlight of the episode.
If the Hound has now joined these people and is friends with them, and there's no cleganebowl, I wonder what the nebulous 'purpose' that they keep hinting at is?
>>70786638
Imminent Ghostbusters reshoot to add that line in.
>>70786591
No one here is really this retarded right? Has to be bait.
>>70786600
So Dany can take their ships, then crush Euron's fleet and conquer Westeros in time for dinner.
>>70786638
Oh, thanks for reminding me. Let's find some more screens.
>>70786633
>intestinal wounds are 100% lethal nowadays and even with treatment they can get extremely ugly really fast
>we could've just given them a bandage and some shitty stew instead
medicine is a failure
>>70786588
>That i get i dotn get why she is no one in jaqen s eyes.
She is no one because she completed her training, lead the waif into a trap, executed her, cut off her face, then used it as a trap for him. Basically, she finally became an assassin.
>>70786633
>responding to bait
Of course there's gonna be an infection and that means peritonitis ... which means death
Not only was she stabbed by a dirty knife, she also swam in dirty sewer water full of shit and bacteria
Don't give it too much thought. Arya's survival can't be explained in any way
>>70786633
This - a friend had her stomach accidentally cut during surgery and they were touch and go for a while...and that was just a little scalpel cut.
>>70786539
>Varys confirmed for crossbow
Eh... I wouldn't say that is confirmed at all. He's probably going to Dorne or some shit
>>70786638
Please stop posting Leslie Jones tweets
I can handle absolutely everything posted in these threads, but not that
>>70786664
THIS! FUCKING THIS!
Also i think this
>>70786588
>>70786664
His character is just "look like you're in control"
>>70786664
I think he was pretty chill about Arya leaving because the many faced god got the two lives he was promised in the end.
>>70786664
no one knows
>>70786609
You don't lose all ties to your house when you marry somebody.
That's not how it works, that's not how it works at all.
>>70786664
Le ambiguous assassin man who has favoured Arya from the start so we don't gotta explain shit
>>70786664
Me too, i mean why the hell would he be okay with Arya just going fuck you I'm out.
Hes blinded her for disobeying him once, and now she basically just walks up to him and goes FUCK YOU hes like 'Eh, k :-)'
>>70786596
Meh, he only had tiny roles to play in season 2 and wasn't needed again until season... 4?
Recall reading somewhere that he wasn't asked to do the Season 4 stuff, instead D&D wanted the body builder.
Shame really. Season 1 Mountain was much more intimidating and would have done a much better fight scene than the one we got.
>>70786666
Like Beric said, cold winds rise in the north
I guess somehow they're getting thrown into the fight against the others
>>70786664
>trying to make sense of Game of Thrones writing
>>70786664
he's high 90% of the time
>>70786588
if he's not the many faced god then he's at least someone whos served it for so long that he's lost his original face, why else would he walk around with like 50 faces on at any given time?
also Arya is still no-one, a girl is simply arya stark of winterfell the same way a girl is mercy or whatever made up person
>>70786692
exactly this
shit didnt go his way so he just resorted back to "le all knowing guy played a trick, it was le test all along" and it didn't work
they really just made him look like a stupid dickhead
>>70786592
>MFG are very sterile always washing shit and cutting faces precisely off
>Arya was stabbed by a dagger not a sword
>Drogo died because JAson wanted out
>>70786714
Would a flaming non-valryian non-obsidian sword do anything against an other?
>>70786025
you mean when he threathens to toss an infant over the castle walls?
he does that because Edmure thinks he's an evil man who would totally do that
the show might not done it justice but in the book you read from Jaimes pov
>>70786596
He signed on to be THE villan in the new 'lord of the rings' movies - its not really his fault they wrote a new bad guy in and replaced him with CGI.
>>70785832
I think they were trying to show that Waif was really enjoying herself. Kinda reminded me of Jason from the Friday the 13th movies. And come on we know the fight wouldn't have been that great with the small of space to maneuver probably would be over in a second.
>>70786641
sauce?
>>70786709
agree
Fuck, as soon as the Hound approached and you see nooses I instantly thought HOLY SHIT LSH REVEAL but nope. It's just Christfags spouting christfag shit.
>>70786677
STill. Dont the faceless men NEED to have no personality? Thats why i think waif was killed(cause personality appeared when arya appeared) and it sounds logical too. Waif paid for being a failure at being faceless and turning jelous.
>>70786724
That is what i think. that it was something like she thinks she is someone now but let her kill that someone she is to turn no one.
>>70786638
You can tell she writes her own material. Jesus Christ.
He should have listened to "Briane"
Why is it always about Jaime in these fucking xfinity previews. Even in episodes where its basically not about Jaime at all?
I mean I know that Jaime is best girl but still.
>>70786552
Kek
>>70786664
>Can someone deconstruct Ja'qen for me please? I thought I understood his character.
The "Ja'qen" that Arya met in Westeros is a Faceless Man.
The guy that has been guiding her is the Kindly Man, their leader. He at first didn't want anything to do with Arya, before consulting other Faceless (particularily "Ja'qen") and taking on a "form she's comfortable with", using the Ja'qen face.
The Kindly Man's motives are a mystery. I think he's just scared shitless of the fact that Arya Sue killed an assassin that has been training her throughout her stay in Braavos and made up some bullshit to stay mysterious.
Logically, if Waif told the truth and Arya's name was promised to the Many Faced God, Waif's death should not absolve the sacrifice. The Kindly Man has to send assassins after Arya to get the promised name.
>>70786738
They can put out flames by walking next to them so I doubt it.
>you have become a no one
...
no
...
i am become the game of thrones
>>70786738
No. It'd kill wights though.
>>70786411
GoT is literally all about the shock value, there is nothing else there. Jaime and Cersei have to be in a prefect, idyllic relationship so that it would be more shocking when he kills her.
>>70786664
He liked her but always knew that she wasn't going to stay. She just wanted the training so she could kill the people on her list.
>>70786749
Yeah, the waif failed at her training, so she basically got offered up to Ayra.
>>70786738
Doubtful, unless there actually was some R'hllor magic involved
>>70786753
why are you posting your own tweets? just write the text, dummy
>>70786546
>Anyone else feel like Bronn was too big of an asshole on purpose this ep? Felt very out of character.
It was one of the very few in character things I saw this episode I felt.
>>70786207
he went off the play azog/bolg in the hobbit but got shafted by jackson who hired manu bennet and the guy who played a bunch of orcs and the witch king to play those parts instead
stevens still got a small cameo part though
>>70786131
The problem is that we have too many deaths too regularly. It's anticipated, almost like a generic Hero's Journey trope story, where boy finds girl and defy the evil XYZ against all odds.
A Damocles sword is only effective if it doesn't drop down everytime someone sits down beneath it. Then it's just a regular executioner's axe.
>>70786771
your meme isn't funny stop trying to force it
>>70786727
Must've forgotten the part where daggers are unable to rupture your intestines
>>70786597
Dany is the wet dream of the followers of R'hllor.
Kinvara will most likely be a plot device to make Dany fight the others.
>>70786107
All those ships with probaly a fuck ton of archers vs. 1 dragon. Probably wouldn't end well
They need an excuse for Yara and Theon to swoop in to gain Dany's loyalty
>>70786783
>He thinks Leslie Jones would go on 4chan
>>70786761
I dont think waif told the truth. She was obviously having a vendeta. She hated her (something faceless dont do ). So jaqen decided to see who would prevail.
The more i think the more i find that it is better to keep arya than waif. Arya came there as someone preaty big to turn no one. Waif kinda started as a no one and became someone (which is highly forbidden). So jaqen has more hope for someone that can be no one than for no one that has turned someone.
Also i now head canon jaqen as the many faced god.
>>70786791
I wonder if he still got the pay he would have received
As soon as the show was not based of of the books it seems to have gone downhill. Just last episode for example.
- Arya's pointless arc in the Faceless Men. Then Ja,qen letting Arya go. What was the fucking point??!?!?!?!?
- Tully men rejecting Blackfish for Edmure who then proceeds to open the fucking gates.
- Arya managing to survive multiple gut wounds in what seems to be a day, then outrunning the waif for a good 10 mins.
- Dany showing up in the nick of time once again, when she should have been back 2 episodes ago considering the pace at which all the other characters move across Westoros.
- The mind numbing King's Landing scenes, you just know the Lanisters will fall and there are no interesting characters there. Tommen is pathetic and seemingly betrays his Mother who did everything for him on the whim of the Sparrow. Cersei and her incompetence and general dislikability.
>>70786761
but who sacrificed what to get arya on the kill list ?
>"omg sansa sounds just like cat"
>"but i can't help you, i dont have enough men"
>"oh no my men have berayed me, i could either live and go see my family or die offscreen for no reason"
>>70786416
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF
aye lads whats kraken
>>70786546
>>70786788
he wasn't being an asshole and it was very much in character ?
>tfw I dislike this season heavily
but honestly I think it's just browsing /got/ that makes me so fucking jaded with all the stuff this thread points out. I wanna go back to being a sheep, enjoying this show. Please stop /got/, you are ruining this show by uncovering how truthfully shit it really is/has become
The only reason I watch this hack shit is for book spoilers (it will never be written) and because I don't pay a dime for it.
Spoilers aside, this episode was the worst yet. DxD have no direction without Martin writing a manuscript for them and they are incapable of creating a story (hence them being directors, not authors).
Please end this mummers farce.
>>70786830
I think waif lied so she could get revenge. Jaqen kinda sent her to get aria. I think it was a test for both. Test how much of a no one waif is and how much strong did arya get.
Also this
>>70786817
>>70786664
She learned to be Arya again. that literally all he mean't she's no one now because no one cares about Arya anymore since they think she is dead.
>>70786727
>Drogo died because JAson wanted out
Kill yourself
It thinks it's a lady
Why has this season gotten so bad, like has there been a change of writers or directors because before it was a masterpiece.
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
>kill yet another one of the few good actors the series has back
how many episodes did blackfish last anyway? 2? not to mention how stupid is his fucking motivation?
Stark
>>70786888
Stop posting her unfunny tweets we get it jesus
>>70786808
Must've forgotten the part where Maise is a porker and has enough fat that the dagger never reached the intestines.
>>70786888
>>70786894
>blatantly shilling this dopey nigger
You Ghostbusters fags are really something
>no blackfish death scene
>no waif death scene
>arya somehow overcomes her stab wound
>dany desu ex
Why do I keep watching? I'm so braindead I only get excited when Robert/Sandor butcher people. Its over
>>70786867
They were asking him to be Aquaman for a while man this is common knowledge.
>>70786504
arrow to da knee :DDD
>>70786871
He's going to pick up the charred stag and it's going to fall apart in his hands :(
>>70786477
this is the mental capacity of the average viewer
>>70786911
Oh come on, this nigger's stupidity is funny. In the way how it's unaware that it's brain dead.
>>70786913
for the gay and dick jokes
>>70786597
Its religion man as long as your getting the word out there new Melly don't give a fuck
They are making headway into the terrority that worships bird chicks this is like being allowed to put bibles in hotel rooms
okay
20 good men are after arya
can she survive?
>>70786561
tame your autism and try to understand basic scenes.
you have become a no one
...
no
...
i am become the game of thrones
>>70786923
Drogo dies in that book you fag. That's why he died in the show.
>>70786956
They flay her but she escapes
>>70786343
in a blind dagger vs sword fight? not a chance in hell
so arya WAS just being stupid as fuck and didn't really have a plan
holy shit
>>70786956
Only if the lights are turned off or she's blindfolded/blind.
>>70786358
She's stronger than that 6'3" nigger that guarded the Dorne king lmao
>>70786600
So they don't have to do the whole Battle of Meeren bullshit from the books where they brought a land army and half of there people died of the Pale Mare which is a ripoff of smallpox. Since in the show they kill Barristan they couldn't do the battle of Meeren story line anymore so the writers decided to switch it up so they come by sea instead
>>70786956
>20 good men are after arya
>Implying 20 men would ever be after that hobgoblin.
>>70786393
because honour would have forced her to fight him
duh...
>cleganebowl fucking cancelled
>Riverlands fucking rushed
>yfw Jaime goes back to Kingslanding for "MUH CERSEI"
>yfw he kills her when she's about to unleash wildfire because his minor reactions towards things hinted him being sick of being a fucking asshole (somehow)
>yfw they went with the most boring predictable twist that he's the valonqar
>yfw Zombieman kills Jaime and then there's a final shot of Cersei and Jaime's dead body next to each other like Romeo and Juliet
>it's like pottery
I love how there were all those confused autistic posts going "hurrdurr da bwothahoods evul wwut da fug? "
Where you at now faggots, oh your sperging over the bacteria in Aryas gut, that will probably be addressed next episode too you fucking retards.
Lads, what the FUCK are they doing to Jaime and Theon?!
They're the only two asshole-turned-sympathetic characters of the show.
Jaime got butchered in this episode with that "I'll catapult you and your kid just to get back to being balls deep in my sister" shit.
I don't even think the writer know what they're doing with Theon anymore! The last scene with him that made sense was the one with Sansa. He should have went back to Winterfell when he said "home" and lay in wait to kill Ramsay, not whatever shit he's doing now.
>>70786987
>Dorne
>king
>>70787006
How is cleganebowl cancelled?
>Tully men take back Riverrun
>lead by Blackfish, probably the only Tully that isn't a huge fucking failure
>instantly give it up as soon as Edmure gets there
Why even take it in the first place?
Why would Blackfish decide to die instead of run away like during the Red Wedding and plot revenge?
Why did Edmure care so much about a child he has never ever seen?
>>70786987
That was some disappointing shit. Areo Hotah is supposed to be a bamf, but we never got to see it.
>>70786470
For what it's worth, he himself claims it had nothing to do with the Hobbit and he was absolutely ready to reprise his role. He says he doesn't know why he was recast. The Greatjon's actor was also never asked back. Would have preferd to have him back than the Showfish.
>>70786966
>implying they wouldn't have kept jason longer if they could have
ok sure clearly they never changed anything from the books
>>70786638
Humanity was a mistake.
>>70787019
Prince, King, all the same shit.
fresh bread when
>>70787018
they are reminding the viewers how much Jaime cares about Cersei so when Cersei dies they can have Jaime go ham.
>the things we do for love
pay attention you nitwits
>>70786913
Thing is when something is trying to kill you, you can ignore the pain. Not to mention she was doped up not long before, so that helps too.
>>70785632
Fingers crossed that she AT LEAST stole ONE GODDAMN FACE
Why is the king the king and not the emperor?
>>70787025
>Why did Edmure care so much about a child he has never ever seen?
Because he's his son. If you're not black, your father usually cares about you.
>>70787006
like the valonqar won't be tyrion because short
>>70787025
watch the show, its all explained. Unless you have autism and cant follow simple plots and stories.
>>70785632
How did they make it redundant?
post smug beric
>>70787070
It's explained but badly explained and in a way that doesn't fit with how the characters have been built up.
>>70787052
Shes literally doing fine until she rolls down the stairs like a fucking fool. Then shes bleeding again (since she opened the wound) and weak, but when shes back with Jaqen shes 100% ok. I'd like to believe thats several days after she kills the Waif, but who wants to hang out with a skinned face for a few days?
>>70786477
They were part of the rogue faction I think
>>70787024
>How is cleganebowl cancelled?
Honestly I think I would prefer The Hound up North than down South in that shitfest of a storyline that is Kings Landing
>>70787079
there was no "LE EPIC ASSASINS CREED BOSS FIGHT" so the redditors dont know what to think of it.
IT'S ANOTHER TYRION TRIES TO HANG OUT WITH THE NIGGERS EPISODE
IT'S ANOTHER MUH STRONK NIGGERS EPISODE
IT'S ANOTHER GIRL WITH NAME ARYA WASTES EVERYONE'S TIME EPISODE
>>70787094
they explained it very very slowly and clearly so if you think it was badly explained you most definitely have THE AUTISM.
>>70787066
He was so sure he got her preggers the first and only time though? Why didn't they kill his son anyways to be honest?
>>70787063
Because he's king of all the seven kingdoms, the others are the lords paramount.
someone make a new thread before I piss myself
Sam would have made this episode 10/10
>>70787024
Tommen said no trials by combat so they aren't going to fight. Plus Hound is hanging with Rhollor guys now so he wouldn't be the champion of the 7
Why is Tommen such a tool?
Do you think Jon and Sansa just assume Arya is dead?
Does LSH think her entire family is dead?
>>70787079
Arya was gone, Now she's back. Completely unchanged. No effect on anything.
>>70787119
Just because they tell you "Tully men betray Blackfish even though they know he's a great leader, his reasoning is completely solid and Edmure is a prisoner with a knife to his throat" doesn't mean it's a good explanation.
>>70787149
we have learned from tv shows that if you're related to someone by blood you just know they're still alive in your heart
>>70787125
Why would they kill a hostage, specially when it's a child with a legitimate claim to Riverrun that they can groom to themselves?
>>70787066
How the hell does he even know it is his son since he hadn't seen his wife since his wedding night and as far as he knows was involved in the conspiracy.
In the books it makes sense, because he actually has contact with his wife and son the entire time and he cares about them. And even then he makes sure that his uncle can escape.
>>70787125
Freys probably taunted him about it well he was imprisoned
Kill his son? Thats there nephew/grandson the Freys may be backstabbing pieces of shit but there not going to go kin-slaying beside they kill the kid Roslin(Edmure Wife) would probaly go batshit.
>>70787098
I would rather spend time with a skinned face than certain people I know.
>>70787104
That explains all the 'tards, I guess.
>>70787152
The entire point of going there was to get trained by the assassin guild. Her goal was never really to become a nobody. Her goal was to obtain their skill set. That's exactly what she did.
In short: you're fucking retarded.
>>70787119
nah it's shit writing and a rushed resolution
>>70787125
To have a legit claim on Riverrun that's ripe for Frey fucking shits to get their hands on.
>>70787153
>i want everything packaged specifically for my autism and misunderstandings, please tailor your shows to me and my tendies instead of the general public.
Its all perfectly understandable unless you have autism and are a redditor and only understand "le epic god characters that blow stuff up while not looking at the explosion." This show is genuinely wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy over the heads of so many on here which is embarrassing for you since its such a simple show with simple characters.
pay attention lil guy, Go watch 24 if you want some simple good guy action that panders to autistics.
>>70787172
Cause they have edmure and every other seize for power has had the children being killed i.e Joffery or Ramsey and they also just recently lost Riverrun to Blackfish so what if they killed the son as soon as it was born it would of been to late already.
>>70785840
>YOU REALLY ARE A BASTARD
>>70787215
you clearly know how it should have played out so why dont you enlighten us oh wise redditor.
Dont hold back either lets really see whats floating around in that skull of yours.
bring on that /tv/ original fan fiction
>>70787005
Yes, but there was no fight, it was a peaceful surrender. If Briene's original plan of convincing the Blackfish had worked, the exact same thing would've happened.
Where the fuck is Melly?
>>70787280
The child is better than Edmure. His mother is a Frey.
Also if they kill the child then that means the claim to the Riverlands (that is owned by the Freys at the moment) would fall to someone else, like Sansa (whose mother is a Tully). Better have the legitimate claimant to yourself instead of somewhere else.
>>70787307
this had better be bait.
>>70785167
I need a webm with all the scenes where Arya drops or jumps from great heights while running away from the waif
Get to it!
Also include the one where Waif watches her from above/behind Arya and then jumps while Airwalking
that one's the best
>>70786405
Top Kek
>>70786956
Arya has the most plot armor in the entire series.
They can waste 2 seasons of literally nothing to give her screen time and just keep going.
>>70786976
She fought with needle, e.g. stabbing .. in the dark. Waif had a dagger which would be 1000% better cause if you can't see each other as soon as you felt each other the fast motions of stabbing from the blade would be more effective than long range stabbing .. which you'd need to move back from & guess
>>70787437
wut jon snew died and came back
>>70787437
Nah, that would either be tyrion or dany.
>>70786913
It's crazy how they look like David Mitchell.
>>70787420
>that airwalk
HAHAHAdaaamn
and i thought it was pretty silly up to this point already
>>70786592
Good form, pupper!
>>70786592
fuck off with that picture go back to facebook
>>70787588
Wtf is that in the background?
>>70787588
Am angry we only got like 8 minutes of screen time of her and didnt get any cool plot twist. Just the reality that she survived dirty sewage water and her inside organs being cut up
>we got no Margery
>No high sparrow
I wanted to see more of Margery's secret plan and high sparrow finding out and planning something
Cersei's bodyguard only killed one sparroe. Was so lackluster.
The Hound's scenes were cringe (a shame because his last week's performance was some of the best ever).
Blackfish puts sword in hand and chuckles "hehe havent had a good sword fight in ages".
>we never see him again on screen
Wow this episode sucked big time
Why the fuck did Brienne and Podrick flee in a secret passageway? It made sense for the blackfish but they weren't being chased by anyone. Might've been the only two people in the siege that both parties had no intention of killing.
>>70785959
The entire Dorne and Iron Isles cast (minus Theon)
>>70785959
I agree with every single one of these except perhaps Jaime how did they even change him from the books? Besides the funeral rape.
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