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>>70784384
the true question is
will we get a lotr tier speech from litllefinger ?
And now it begins?
>they did it
>THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
>THEY MADE THE ENTIRE BRAAVOS ARC COMPLETELY REDUNDANT
absolute madmen
>we don't know how to tie up loose ends
D&D are hacks
Fourth for the Mace "The Ace" Tyrell
>>70785167
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70785167
>tfw Beric is going to go and fight the White Walkers but tell Sandor to complete his original mission
>yfw next season is Sandor on the quest for Cleganebowl
THERE'S STILL HOPE LADS
>>70785666
>666
Mace kill confirmed
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>friendly reminder to be funny or informative
So next episode
>Stark and Bolton armies fight
>Jon's side suffers heavy losses, the Mormont girl probably dies for shock value
>Jon and Ramsay fight each other one on one
>Suddenly CIA teleports in with his entire army, saving the day
>Jon kills Ramsay after saying a cheesy one-liner
>After the battle, Jon or someone else says "It's not over, the dead are coming"
>Cut to Night King and his entire army approaching the Wall
>>70785749
>girl probably dies for shock value
errr where do you think you are ?
this is a feminist show
I kinda liked the BWB/Sandor dynamic. Everything else was irredeemable shit though.
>the King tries to cancel Will of the Gods - Trial by Combat
>massive riots and dethroning of the King don't occur
>>70785763
They killed tonks for less
>roose dies instantly to a gut stab
>arya survives a slash and multiple gut stabs, falling into a shit filled canal and doesn't bleed out
>proceeds to do parcour and win a 1v1 against a faceless man
>>70785749
>AND WHO
>ARE YOU
>>70785713
Good.
>>70785167
Were the faceless men just two people?
They have never shown anybody else.
>dany walks in
So Arya arrived at that awesome, monolithic temple all those seasons ago.
That building is occupied by a death cult with the ability to literally change appearance and identity one a whim.
...and all we we've got out of it was Arya fighting with a staff against a girl slightly older than she is.
That's literally it.
>>70785796
>laugh track plays and the crowd applauds
what was the rumour?
>Waif chases Arya for a bit
>stops, smiles
>allows Arya to run off
>catch up
>stop, smile
>allows Arya to run off
>repeat like six or seven more times
fucking why
is this actually the best they could do
all that shit, and they cap it off with an offscreen death
>>70785824
wildfire under the city
>>70785749
>>Jon kills Ramsay after saying a cheesy one-liner
THE NORTH REMEMBERS
WINTER IS COMING
SANSA STARK SENDS HER REGARDS
YOU REALLY ARE A BASTARD
>>70785749
you forgot the scene were jon thinks all is lost and sandra dons armor and rallies their forces
>>70785167
rip waif(u)
>>70785732
wow you sure showed him
>>70785839
How do you know that's what he's talking about?
HAHA LOL GUISE CAN U EVEN IMAGINE :D
>>70785167
S T A N N I S --- C U C K A N N I S
>What is the worst thing anyone's said to you?
>"I slept with Doug."
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/jan/18/stephen-dillane-q-and-a
Well???
>>70785824
tyrion being at dany's die.
>>70785862
>Martellfag
what did you expect
>>70785773
waifu can't see in the dark ;^)
>>70785859
because the plot of the last 2 eps has leaked and cersei blows up the city
Where are my fellow Sansafags?! Next week, she finally takes back whats hers!
>>70785859
cos i'm smart as fuck, nigga
>>70785666
Any rare Maces, my Macebro?
Mace, Pycelle and Kevan BTFO'ing Cersei was the only good thing this episode.
Well, that, and the Mountain.
>think Arya was gonna die
>finally, something unpredictable and interesting is gonna happen
>nope more plot armor for D&D's waifu
>>70785792
There are others in the books, but Arya only sees them coming in or out. Most of the time it's just Jaqen (Kindly Man in the books) and the Waif.
>>70785167
YOU KNOW WHAT IS NOT TRIAL BY COMBAT
TRIAL BY SEVEN
FUCKING CONFIRMED
WHO WOULD BE IN TEAM SPARROW AND WHO IN TEAM QUEEN?
now you are truly have become No One™
This episode was a fucking dumpster fire.
How do you fuck up this badly?
Reminder that in the books only Jaqen can actually change his face, and all of the others are hack frauds with clear personal and political ambitions.
>>70785862
JUST ADD STANNIS THE REDDITOR AND THIS SHIT IS GOLD MAH BOI!
How the fuck did Ramsay kill Wun Wun with a bow from at least 500 meters, Is he a fucking Green Arrow? And that Davos scene. Fuck I'm not going to watch ep 10.
How long into this episode's arya segments did you hold onto hope that this absurd series of events was a dream sequence?
Even now, that's the best explanation for it to me.
>>70785773
>mfw
>Sandor first uses his hands hold his dick and piss
>Then he uses them to eat
wow
>A girl is I, a Stark of Winterfell
Cringe alert!
>>70785862
>would pay money
AHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>70785857
>him
That comment was neither funny nor informative
OFFICIAL CHARACTERS BUTCHERED BY DABID LIST
>Barristan Selmy "The Bold"
>Jaime Lannister "The Queenpussyslayer"
>Brynden Tully "Daftfish"
>Arya Stark "Pointless Arc"
>Jon "I Got Better" Snow
>Stannis "Mal'Ganis" Baratheon
>Jaqen "Jaqen H'ghar" H'ghar
>Alliser "And Then He Stabs Jon" Thorne
>"I Fucking Hate" Thenns
Who am I forgetting?
She's so much hotter all plain and not dolled up.
>>70785912
I mean what the fuck does this even fucking mean
>>70785876
the temple with all the faces is almost completely fucking dark though
god this episode was so terrible
>>70785942
>one cock
>one finger in male ass
>no tits
shit episode
>this was the extent of arya's 'training'
>arya was literally walking around the city undisguised while being hunted by faceless men
You beast, you beast.
>>70785792
The house of black and white is honestly fucking embarrassing.
>>70785832
They could have done some Jackie Han like chase where everytime she caches up they exchange blows, you know since they trained against ea hither before area tries to gain distance again. It would show off some skills rather than just le candle going out=arya wins
>>70785167
So is Qyburn just in it so he can continue with his sweet experiments? Or is there something more to his motives for backing Cersei so hard?
>>70785749
Jon also holds up the decapitated head of Ramsay....that much is evident in the poorly edited teaser
So why did Sansa send Breine south to Riverrun to get support from the Tully's when they don't even wait for a reply?
>>70785876
>arya had time to lit a candle without matches
>>70785942
People in the Middle Ages weren't known for their hygiene.
This show has really fucking nosedived.
>>70785959
>no euron or mance
>>70785912
Can someone post the Renly clash of kings one?
Muslim walks into a gay bar.
Bartender asks "what will you have?"
Muslim replies "shots for everyone."
>>70785959
>>Stannis "Mal'Ganis" Baratheon
Underrated post.
The only reason to have a a scene like this is to flesh out a character before they're killed off. So who's it gonna be?
I'm betting on Missandei
>>70785989
Because she is Wise and Pretty
what's with brienne not understanding what succession laws are
renly wasn't next in line, sansa isn't in the line at all
Reminder that the scary faceless men that can kill anyone you want guaranteed was just one little girl who got beaten by a novice and some guy who walks around not giving a fuck
>>70785605
>implying he already didn't.
>>70785985
cersei had no one else to talk with
>>70786005
they're gonna chill in the pyramid, is all
Post yfw Jaime's character development got completely butchered in just 3 episodes
>>70786005
Grey Worm will die so that Theon can take his place at the head of the Unsullied
>She cuts the candle in half to win the fight
A truly spectacular move.
He's going to die.
>The worst assassin of all time died
what a story
>>70785985
well any sane person probably wouldn't tolerate a doctor frankestein
suprises me aswell that no one has tried to convice him to swap sides though
>>70785773
Plot armour made of the finest valyrian steel will do that.
Anyone have a list of the remaining leaks?
>>70786000
>>70786005
goys cant u appreciat gumor :DD hav u no gog? :DDD no benis :DDD
>>70786005
>The only reason to have a a scene like this
Anon, D&D don't need a reason to have a pointless scene with Tyrion saying "funny" stuff. Remember "Smash the beetles! Smash them!"
>>70786005
Both, when Daario reveals himself to be working with Euron.
I just watched the episode. Seriously who writes this fucking shit? My patience is wearing thin with this show.
>varys: "hurr durr im off on my super secret mission now see you next season"
>fuck me that joke scene was actually painful
>BWB bargaining over who they can kill i mean seriously? also were they hinting at the others? which they would have no idea about
>waif instead of sneaking in and killing arya in her sleep decided the kill lady crane then let arya run and chase her through the fucking city
>arya is just completely fine after being stabbed
>arya just leaves jaqen alive and as long as he's not as retarded as the waif she'll be dead in a week
Seriously none of this makes any sense.
>>70786027
>TFW Grey Worm will never teach Theon about the pleasures of prostate massage
Why even live
>>70786005
FILLER
I
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>>70786033
Does literally anyone give a fuck about Rickon, though? He hasn't done anything in the entire series so far.
>>70785963
And then a girl was the arya
Have a Nice Monday my fellow Sansa Bannermen!
>Blackfish, come with us and help save your grandniece, she needs you
>No, I shall go die for no reason. I hope I don't look too silly hehehe
>>70786025
*MUNCH MUNCH*
Hmm? You wanted character development? Well, I was thinking of SALAD DRESSING, I WAS THINKING OF PUTTING SOME FUCKING SALAD DRESSING ON MY FUCKING SALAD. DO YOU LOVE MAYONNAISE? I FUCKING LOVE MAYONNAISE. I SLURP AND SLURP AND SLURP THIS WHITE SALTY GOODNESS AS MY STOMACH BECOMES THE WORLD WHILE I AM OF THE NIGHT.
why cant varys grow hair or beard
>>70786070
nope no one gives a shit
>>70786017
all the male starks are dead or missing (with the exception of rickon showing up but thats just the writers changing the books without thinking it trough)
sansa is next in line whihc is why the lannisters and the boltons (and some random lord of the vale in the books) want to mary her
>>70785167
She's done topless stuff, rocking bod.
This wouldn't put the candle out.
Also
>A bad stew and a few hours sleep is all it takes to heal a fatal gut wound
i like how show faceless men seem to be the most completely worthless fucks
>no ramsay for like 3 episodes
what the fuck is this
I come here for the bants and Ramsay is PRIME bants deliverer
>>70786085
Low test
>>70785942
literally nothing wrong with this, as long as you're not incontinent and getting piss on your hands, or preparing food for other people
>>70786005
>Dany returns with her dragon
So they're saved? I mean, she can just burn the fleet.
>>70786085
No balls equals no testosterone
>>70785987
it's sansa's head
>i've had enough of your nagging, bitch
>3 seconds of dany
>still worst scene of the episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaIwtO6VWCU
Remember when tense shit like this happened every episode? Remember when people dying actually mattered?
>>70786058
Not mentioning the complete fuckup of the Radmure plot
>>70786009
She is amateurish plotter due to the bad education.
> Build up to the death of Waif
> Don't show it
> Build up to the death of Blackfish
> Don't show it
> Build up to the death of Lemoncloak
> Hang him
Xth for worsty episode of the series and one of the worst things to come out of television generally
>Arya had no master plan and was literally stupid enough to just wander around defenceless in broad daylight
>Survives a slash and two stab wounds to the gut
>Jaqen just lets here go because lol i dunno
>The blakfish died offscreen m'lord
>The hound killed 3 or 4 probably completely innocent guys
>no LSH
>No cleganebowl
>Cersei's 'I choose violence' scene was fucking nothing
>Waifinator
>Waifinator killed offscreen
>LE FUNNY DRINKING AND JOKING FILLER
>Dany the Mute
>Riverun anticlimax. All for fucking nothing
>Brienne 'I fullfilled my Oath...Arya Stark who is that?' of Tarth
>Pod the Rod
Did I miss anything?
>>70786103
rickon is too stupid to banter with. ramsey will got more screen time when starks & company lay siege to winterfell.
>>70786096
The actress was a Red Priestess (follower of Jesus) and the faceless men (America) were tasked with murdering her by their masters (the Jews).
It's all poetry
>>70786083
But George did give Jaime development. D and D just disregarded that and returned him to S1 no honor incest sex addict Jaime
>>70786096
The candle didn't go out, it was just a fade to black shot. Also pretty kino.
This is the worst episode yet, right? I mean S6 is being terrible so far but this takes the cake.
>>70786131
>each ep has the budget of the entire season 1
>season 1 has better sets and costumes
>>70786129
At least flash us a bit of dragon or give a bit more of the battle for fuck's sake.
>>70785987
screenshot?
>>70786058
yea the waif told arya 10 minutes earlier that arya's name was given to the many faced god
then arya decides to spare jaqen
If Beric can have an eyepatch why can't Euron?
>>70785863
>favorite book
>Gargoyles by Bernhard
How can one man be this based
>>70786085
No testosterone, plus he shaves his head.
>>70786154
Yes, definitely the worst episode.
Cersei burning down Kings Landing better be worth it
>>70785963
you have become a no one
no
i am become the game of thrones
>best possible outcome this season can provide now is both Ramsay and Cersei dying
>neither of them will though
>>70786156
It's because they're spreading themselves too thinly with too many story arcs going on at the same time shot at different locations. S1 was very focused and it showed.
>>70786163
That's probably exactly the reason Euron doesn't have an eyepatch. You would have morons on facebook questioning why eyepatch man had come back.
>Jaime has one of the best and most interesting character progression's in the series
>completely reverted
bravo dabid
>>70786163
It's really hard to differentiate between character, if more than one person has an eye patch.
>>70786158
>Sansafag
>>70786131
why did they recast him
>last episode built up Lady Stoneheart and Cleganebowl
>yfw this episode cancelled them
>>70786139
>>Pod the Rod
The fuck you smoking nigger?
That was the best and only good part of the episode though
>>70786005
Missandei was such a qt in that scene, I want to cuddle with her.
>>70786139
The Hound bit was perfectly understandable though. Unlike the rest.
God, the Arya bit was plain retarded.
>Oh shit boys epic sea battle incoming
>Asha and the cockless Theon are going to smash into the side of the fleet at FULL FORCE
>Nope just mother of dragons turning up to have an offscreen burning of the fleet by her pet plot device
Anyone else triggered by the Blackfish dying off screen?
>>70786151
>The candle didn't go out
>Implying her closing her eyes wasn't channelling her blind training
>Implying the fade to black wasn't a dark room
>They gave her the very skills she needed to defeat them
>>70786209
Lady Stoneheart isn't really cancelled
you don't see spines ripped out of live humans in every episode
>>70786181
>Anyone else triggered by the Blackfish dying off screen?
Yes but I'm more triggered by all the other shit in this episode. Somehow they manage to fuck up the story more and more with each episode. Only the Hound saved this one
anyone count how often dick/cock was mentioned this episode?
3-5?
>>70786049
>need a reason to have a pointless scene with Tyrion
What do people have problems with the occasional comfy worldbuilding? I see nothing wrong with it
>>70786181
Wasn't triggered bout BF's death. He kinda said he was gonna die unceremoniously because he's pretty old and hasn't fought with a sword in a long time. Dude probably just died in a 1v2 fight or some shit, didn't even kill a single soldier.
>>70786209
>the Hound literally pissing on the spot where Stoneheart would have been
>mfw
>>70786181
>Anyone else triggered by the Blackfish dying off screen?
wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. pointless in showing a fight he can only lose.
>>70786131
jfc even the dialog is so much better
>>70785824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUINbi4wSY
>>70786196
Riverlands arcs was seriously one thing everyone was hoping they would at least kinda cover, but nope. They completely did a 180 on it as far as Jaime's motivation goes and why, in the books, he's on the path to actively become a better person.
>>70786219
>waif backs away and opens the door
>suddenly light
>>70786233
But that wasn't worldbuilding. We didn't learn anything.
>im just in it for the queen pussay mate imma just kill your child because why not lmao
What did he mean by this?
>>70786131
>well choreographed non fake looking fights
>armor that isn't copy pasted
i try to forget how good the first season was
Cersei with the dothraki was pointless
Arya with the faceless men was pointless
Brienne's trip to Riverlands was poinless
Euron was pointless
Le witty imp being a great ruler was pointless
Frankenclegane was pointless
Dorne was pointless
10/10 season
>>70786149
He did, but he obviously doesn't care about the franchise as much as he did before.
I am as disappointed with George, as he probably is with us.
*MUNCH MUNCH*
>>70786229
It was nothing happens the episode.
The hound and Beric are the only thing that made it interesting.
>>70786235
>>70786240
He was meant to swim away with Briene and live to fight another day.
Also why did Briene sneak away when Jaime would have just let her go anyway. Like he let her into the castle in the first place..
>>70786233
It's not fucking world building. Bobby B telling war stories and talking about whores with Ned was world building because it explained his past and fleshed out the character. Missandei telling a translator joke does nothing.
>>70785839
But Cersei already knew about this. She was having it made in season 2
>>70786233
Because we're PAST world building at this point, anon. And they re-treading same scenes when there's really no need for filler.
>>70786139
>top 2 threads on breddit are shitting all over this ep
even the normies are waking up
you have become a no one
...
no
...
i am become the game of thrones
>>70786151
quality fight scene
M A I S I E
>you have become a no one
...
no
...
i am become the game of thrones
>you can have two
>and do the same thing with that that we were going to do
>basically you can kick the trunk instead of us
jesus
>Jamie's offering you a chance to rejoin Catelyn's child and fuck up the Boltons
>n...naw I'm old
how fucking retarded D&D are, seriously
>>70786223
Well she'll either come back to life through sheer coincidence or Beric will revive a skeleton - Edmure said he was imprisoned for years i.e. years have passed since the Red Wedding in the show, if they didn't cryogenically freeze her I doubt much is left of Catelyn. Also the Lem Lemoncloak actor who teased working with Michelle Fairley on his Twitter obviously doesn't have any scenes with her.
>>70786263
I recently rewatched every episode and after s1 it just gets painful since the transition from good to garbage is so obvious when you know whats coming
S6 makes s1 look like high art
>>70786304
She looks like monty python old hag extra #37
>>70786289
What? The top threads on Reddit are the typical damage control "I-It's not bad" you would normally expect.
>>70786219
The Waif was the one who TAUGHT Arya how to fight blind. And Arya defeated her ONCE.
Waif should have been the victor.
>>70786304
i kissed your owwies all better :3
wake me up
Why have D&D thrown in the towel so hard lads? Are they really that sick of GoT by this point?
They clearly don't give a fuck about the show at all anymore.
>>70786272
I hope he'll just treat the show as an entirely different thing from the books
>>70786277
>THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT IS FUCKING MY SISTER AND I'LL SLAUGHTER BABIES IF I HAVE TO JUST TO HAVE HER PUSSY
This happened and it's a lot (not in a good way)
>>70786320
On the flipside, it means they've figured out there are way too many characters and suddenly assigning them active roles after being ignored for the entire show would be just as bad. Problem is they're writing them out in the worst way possible, like what happened with the entirety of Dorne.
>people actually thought Syrio was coming back
>they had screenshots to prove it
>people actually thought LSH would appear
>"the leaks say so"
I honestly couldn't focus on such a shitty episode and watched it on background.
Can someone tell me what happened on Jaime's arc?
Missandei's joke was just as good as tyrion's
Why did Arya get stabbed 5 times in the fucking gut with a god damn like 5 inch knife, got the knife twisted and then jumped off a bridge and started swimming (have you ever tried to swim with fucking stabbed abs) in most likely extremely infected shit water and then she just sleeps it off and she's gucci next day?
>>70786027
who the fuck would follow Theon?
>>70786352
The show's far from over anon.
What is the shocking thing that Qyburn gonna tell Cersei?
>>70786348
>I hope he'll just treat the show as an entirely different thing from the books
That's what he says, but his carefree attitude and the latest statements regarding his books still bother me.
Hope I am wrong.
>Put queen of entire kingdom on trial for a bit of sluttiness
>Murder is fine
>No one cares I just literally killed someone in front of 20 faith witnesses
After Tommen cucked our chances of Cleganebowl is there any reason left to watch?
>>70786364
He's shown himself to be a good strategist.
And he's had a pint with his sister, so all of his mental trauma has been cured.
>>70786358
not only did she survive
she was DOING PARCOUR
>>70786277
>Also why did Briene sneak away when Jaime would have just let her go anyway. Like he let her into the castle in the first place.
This seemed odd to me. Am I just missing something? Am I retarded? Was it not possible for Jaime to just let her out again?
STANDING
>>70786358
It is plot armor m8.
>>70786364
He did a good speech once. His brave sister will bring him out of his shell.
Eunuchbowl when?
>>70786041
>>70786158
Just watch the trailer again
>>70786388
>those crunchy sounds every time she landed from a high jump
She shouldn't be able to walk
>>70785886
Her virginity?
>>70786304
how can one female be so hideous?
>>70786358
Arya is Omar.
>>70786356
>Can someone tell me what happened on Jaime's arc?
the exact opposite of this
you have become a no one
...
no
...
i am become the game of thrones
This faggot is worse than Joffrey ever was.
>>70786005
I have a high threshold for bullshit, but I completely zoned out during this scene. It was fucking awful. Felt like it went on for ages as well.
>>70786348
All Jaime and Edmure scenes have been disappointing.
Where was the bath scene, where was Jaime being a bro.
He keeps talking about feeding Edmure but he's still chained up.
>>70786350
How many side characters have they actually killed off this season?
>Doran
>Areo Speedwagon
>Myrcella
>Blackfish
>>70786372
That there are thousands and thousands of jars with wildfire oil stored under the city.
Cersei will try to burn Kings Landing.
Jaime will prob kill her.
>>70785167
ou sont les sand sneks?
Why is every character but Sansa Dany and Arya nothing but plot devices?
>>70786058
Arya bought herself and out though. The many faced god was promised a death and Arya gave him the waif. The debt is payed. It's why he said she was finally no one.
>>70786256
He didn't necessarily make himself a bad person. He told the guy what he needed to hear in order to get into the castle without a bloody battle or two year siege.
>>70786412
post the picture of ned pls
Why do you guys think that Cleganebowl is over? Just because they fucking outlawed trial by combat doesn't mean anything, especially with D&D's writing.
>cock joke in 8/8 episodes so far
CMON DABID, YOU CAN DO IT, JUST TWO MORE EPISODES LEFT
>>70785772
it's
>current year
though
i swear if davos gets fucking killed im dropping this garbage
>>70786352
/got/ promised me Gendry would turn up and save Arya
>>70786412
>>70786358
Milk of the Poppy is literally Angel Dust of game of thrones.
>>70785167
The Kindly Man was positively ruined this episode.
So, Arya wasn't just someone he let Waif kill for the evulz. It was now a name promised to the Many-Faced God.
Yet he pretends that it doesn't matter who dies in the end, smiles and lets Arya go, after she ruined one of his loyal assassins?
The Faceless are a joke, their religion is phony crap needed to give themselves mysticism, while they do whatever is convenient.
Arya is a sue.
how come people had the images of the high speed goblins last week?
>>70786410
One of the guy's Omar was based on did the same shit with the building as Omar. Except he jumped from a window on the 6th floor instead of a 5th.
>>70786401
>Varys fucked off
>Joek Worm will most likely die
canceled
>>70786435
> D&D's writing
>you have become a no one
...
no
...
i am become the game of thrones
>>70786345
it's hard to be inspired doing the same thing for so long, for everybody involved - but it's still worth money making it, so they're tied
and something that was driven becomes something that's a bother
they just don't care to make the show, they don't care to deliver, they don't care to make the most and are taking easy ways out - kill wolves so they don't have to be included anymore, kill off characters to tie up plotlines etc etc
it's why 3 eyed raven becomes a dude holding on to a fake looking root fit for a cheap theater play, why most of the season features a theater play that was shot in a day
>>70786207
He got a gig in The Hobbit movies as the white orc, but then he got replaced by CGI.
Now they've replaced him with a body builder who can't act, but he looks "EPIC". Pretty much sums up the change of quality throughout the seasons.
Sidenote: There was a scene in season two at Harrenhal with The Mountain in it, I didn't even realise it until reading the books.
>>70786435
It was like they were actively shitting on the idea
>>70785869
who are those people he's killing? BWB?
shouldn't Berric and the others be mad at him for killing those men?
>>70786352
>>70786444
I'm sure Gendry, Stoneheart, Syrio and Stannis will all show up in ep 10
>>70786414
At least he was insane and unpredictable, and thus not usable as a tool for smarter, more sinister people like Tommen is.
>you can become a super assassin and gain the power to kill the people you want to kill
>but then you can only kill the people we say you can and you also need to become no one in the process
here's a question: why did arya bother with these people in the first place?
>season 1
>woah syrio forel the first sword of bravos!
>waterdancing dude, wtf thats so cool
>season 6
>arya gets stabbed in public and bleeds out, everyone just stares at her
>>70786414
Agreed. I'm fine with hating a character because they're an evil piece of shit.
I'm less fond of hating a character because they're a neutered little gayboi.
>>70786345
They're trying to appeal to the viewer's emotions and it fails every time.
I mean look at how Selmy died. The epic le knight's honor music swells making it completely obvious he's going to die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUrZTn0yfBs
VS
silence in a scene where nobody dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OaMvxVHFs4
D&D should learn from themselves and remember how much better silence is at conveying tension and drama.
>>70786403
which trailer
>>70786384
They were in the wrong in this situation though, so Lancel wisely fucked off.
Also, how quickly did he go from emotionless monk to a smug inquisitor?
>i can kill arya in her sleep
>give me 5 minutes
>you have 72 hours
>>70786452
>Yet he pretends that it doesn't matter who dies in the end, smiles and lets Arya go, after she ruined one of his loyal assassins?
This is probably the only thing consistent with what the FM really do.
Everything else was complete garbage, yes.
>>70786462
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
Anybody remember the storytime with old nan comic about her collecting Bran's shit in jars and saying that one way or another she'd put it all back in him?
I can't fucking find it anywhere.
>dat terrible episode
Let us remember the good times
>>70786414
He's been taught to follow the advice of 'more knowledgeable' people.
It just so happens that the more knowledgeable people he's listening to don't give a shit about his name or his title.
It's funny how we went from one of the best episodes last week to one of the worst.
I think /tv/ often overcriticizes things and is too quick to go "Bravo D+D" for the slightest things, but I think yesterday's episode really does deserve all the criticism it's getting. I mean even reddit is shitting all over the writing, which I haven't seen since badpoosy.
I mean, what were they thinking? I mean I'm fine with Arya getting to Lady Crane and being patched up, it would have made sense if perhaps she only received a shallow slash with the knife before escaping. But why the deep stab wounds? Purely for shock value? Terrible. And the Riverrun/Blackfish arc only lasting 2 episodes?
>>70785922
afaik Jaquen IS the many faced god
>>70786430
I call bullshit on the she is no one line. I mean free to go yes but no one? I do hope he sees something like muh revenge will make her no one so let her have it and make the badest of the assasins ever to live. Cause if not i will personaly murder D&D Jaqen was the most edgiest badass in the series and i hate how he turned into a total wuss ( he killed liek 30 40 guards by hilself in total silence.
>>70785666
Trips Mace confirmed for final boss
>>70786230
>pod's dick
>doggie dong while pissing
>axe to the cock
Off the top of my head
Surprisingly no eunuch jokes
>yfw the next episode won't focus exclusively on the battle
>yfw 30 minutes of Tyrion making jokes
Someone post an updated boat.
We found at least two of lost boys this season.
So are the hound and the brotherhood gonna be in the battle for Winterfell nex ep?
>>70785907
wtf is Trial by Seven?
is it like trial by combat but 7v7 instead of 1v1?
>>70786526
Pretty sure Gendry is alone on the boat now
>>70786492
I liked that scene a lot. Especially how serious the Hound gets.
>>70786461
Yeah it takes something like 7-8 stories to guarantee death but at least Omar had a royally fucked up leg afterward. No parkour there.
What a terrible fucking shit episode
The only thing that got me sort of interested was Varys being confirmed for Crossbowl after all
And I guess the short shot of the ships sieging Meereen was neat
Why do they hate fightscenes now though? They really thought people wanted to see another "Missandei and Grey Worm are stoic vs Tyrion isn't thus hilarity ensues"-scene, over for example the fucking Blackfish fighting to the death?
Fuck D&D
you have become a no one
...
no
...
i am become the game of thrones
