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>>70714254
Azor Jon
Second for richest and most powerful man in Westeros
Azor Jon
Frogfu!
How big is Gurms loli folder?
FROM THE DUSTY VAGINA
True Northern pies for true Northmen
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
You're addressing yourself to Stannis Baratheon, First of His name, rightful king of Westeros, king of the Andals and the first men, protector of the realm, Lord of Dragonstone, Lord Paramount of the Stormlands and Storm's End
Reminder that the show and the books are both poorly written trash that no one should spend time thinking about.
Preston
>children of the forest kidnap you and forcibly turn you into an inhuman monster
>want to make you into their mindless slave and force you to slaughter your fellow man in droves
>take revenge and kill the fuck out of them for what they've done to you
>before you can wipe out the children of the forest, your (former) fellow man turns on you and makes an alliance with the cof
>together they defeat you, denying you your justice
>bide your time, mass your forces and go for round 2, this time killing the humans who turned their backs on you as well
The Night King did NOTHING wrong.
>>70716063
fuck off preston you insufferable turbo-autist
>>70716063
Certainly not as long as that sperg Preston does
Nth for D&D.
>>70716063
DILITE DYS
>>70716055
why the fuck would they cast a softcore porno actress with no acting ability? this isn't what game of thrones should be about
>>70716025
>Doesn't matter that Stannis is gone. People die every day - lowborn and highborn. But he's still with us... in here. He didn't die in vain. But you will. Because you're wrong! Stannis' flaming heart did beat for us. For all of us! It's not over!
First for Stannis, best king and rightful husbando of the Seven Kingdoms.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70716063
Who's the dude next to Heinlein?
>>70716018
ALL HAIL MACE "THE ACE" TYRELL, LORD OF HIGHGARDEN AND LORD PARAMOUNT OF THE REACH, WARDEN OF THE SOUTH, HE WHO WALKS THE CROCS
>>70716085
does preston have a job or is youtube his job?
same question for elio and linda
>>70716095
how is that softcore?
Shoutout to all my Jonbros out there
>>70716085
You fuck off
BasedPreston is OUR guy
>>70716105
BASED PLUMES
>>70716034
Delete this
>>70716063
MUH GATSBY
Do the Rhoynar exist on the show? They show up in Dany's title list (but sometimes not, pic related) but not on anyone else's.
>>70716081
>>70716085
>being this salty just because you were never in a 90's boy band
>>70716125
>BasedPreston is OUR guy
that's not suraj
>>70716110
Preston works for the U.S state department in Germany
>>70716104
Bobby Frost.
Cast him.
Nth for Shireen
>>70716101
He's evolved, hasn't he?
>>70716097
>But were Ironborn never die, but rise again, harder and stronger.
>>70716097
nah I doubt the final villain will win.
Looks to edgy even for the fatty
>>70716104
Robert Frost
>>70716153
why do they call themselves the normies?
>>70716142
I guess its because it empowers Dany more, so they stick every possible title to her
>>70716142
Some of the lore special features explain the Rhoynar migration but it doesn't appear in the show because desu it kinda doesn't matter.
>>70716110
He works "between State and Defense".
Elio and Linda are authors and publishers themselves.
>>70716159
Stong belwas
Are there atheists in Game of Thrones?
>>70716159
>tfw he's going to get absolutely rekt by mark hunt
>>70716049
Not as big as his Sibel folder
>>70716205
varys is a tipper
>>70716205
GRRM
>>70716205
Jaime is IIRC.
>>70716184
because /got/ flooded their comments section calling them normies
>>70716205
Is this meant to be an endorsement of muslimanity
>>70716205
This show is written by atheists and for atheists. Every portrayal of religion is negative, and when they need a positive religious character like "Septon Ray" they turned him into a fucking agnostic.
>>70716154
I thought he was a lawyer consultant? Checking papers and documents for loopholes and "small print".
>>70716234
she's so fucking cute
cast him
main role preferred
>>70716140
Hey nigger, that's the great American novel.
The thing Hunter S. Thompson wanted to write and eventually lost his mind trying to do.
Gatsby is overrated though.
>>70716241
Septon Ray seems more like a pantheist to me.
>>70716162
>>70716184
>replying to tripfag
>replying to tripfag who is OP
>replying to YT-shilling
>replying to YT-shilling for a piss-poor meme channel
Seriously kill yourselves. Not even joking. Go fill a bathtub and slit your wrists.
>mfw high sparrow cucked the Lannisters AND the Tyrels
>mfw he'd also have cucked the Baratheons given the chance
Does anyone else even stand a chance against the herald of the Seven? Who can stop this madman and his crew of fanatics?
I FOUND STANNIS GUYS. HE LIVES
>>70716246
director of every episode
>>70716232
>Ideology intensifies
>>70716105
Everyone knows the Queen of Thorns is the real ruler of the Reach.
>>70716243
kek
>>70716246
literally a generic white guy. Could be anybody
Ruger AR-556 or Smith and Wesson M&P Sport 2?
>>70716160
Xth for Shireen's real dad.
Reminder that GRRM rails Sibel everyday.
In the mouth, in the cooch, in the ass, in an order that will blow your mind.
>>70716241
>agnostic
>>70716240
no, moron
>>70716266
>Does anyone else even stand a chance against the herald of the Seven? Who can stop this madman and his crew of fanatics?
>>70716240
No, it's attacking weak-willed regressive leftists
>>70716265
>preston is ok but normies-posting is shilling!
>>70716283
Davos is every little girls dad
He's like the patron saint of dads
He's like The Father personified
>>70716306
JUST
>>70716274
No, she's just the Mistress of Whisperers in the Reach. Mace was the one to start the "Marrying Margaery" plot, while Olenna was against supporting Renly in the first place.
>>70716289
He can keep the skank tbqh
>>70716277
How about you work harder at your McDonald's job so you get more shifts so you can afford something more than a bottom tier AR?
>>70716052
I want to kiss him on his turkey chin
>>70716265
>implying Bradamante isn't the best tripfag
>implying The Normies isn't the best youtube channel
>>70716289
>fucking a literal porn actress
ew
>>70716289
FAT PINK MAST
>>70716330
>Implying there is such a thing as a good tripfag
>>70716289
Good for him. Old fuck deserves some lovin.
>>70716306
Why is Stannis /got/s answer to everything?
>>70716330
>implying you're not reddit cancer
Reminder that tripfags are cancer and should be ignored COMPLETELY.
Do not reply to their posts, do not read their posts, don't even think about their posts.
>>70716159
Bittersteel
>>70716362
He is /ourguy/
>>70716052
If he doesn't show up I'll flay a fucking frey
Reminder that people who hate on tripfags are like Balon Greyjoy i.e faggots stuck in their old and outdated ways.
>>70716378
>not going the extra mile and outright filtering them
Amateurs
>>70716317
Normies are MTV-supported channel.
Preston is our guy who got big thanks to his crazy theories and analysis of GRRM's old works, something no other speculation-spewer tried doing before.
Big difference.
How the fuck did D&D not cast Arianne in the show?
>>70716398
Tripfags are cancer and always have been.
>>70716362
the real question is, why would a grown man be a fan of dany/emilia clarke in any capacity
it's the most pathetic thing I can think of
>>70716415
hot
popped a boner desu
Are we getting hot Yara scissoring action?
>>70716289
Sibel should kiss him on the turkey chin too
>>70716289
Only when she comes to visit him.
>>70716398
t. bradamante
>>70716142
She is the only to care about poor brown people
>>70716240
Are you retarded or just pretending?
>>70716426
is that Jack Black ? (pbuh)
>>70716362
Only character in the show to not bullshit, actually take action and not afraid of getting his hands dirty.
>>70716423
>muh oldways
fall of a bridge
>>70716325
Nah, I'm good with my engineering internship atm. I just want a cheap AR so I can spend money on other things, like weed, alcohol, my car, traveling, and other shit.
>>70716415
ARIANNE GOT DAYNED
He's a big guy.
>>70716311
Is this real?
>>70716267
looks like godine
>>70716142
>Do the Rhoynar exist on the show?
Sometimes.
can someone point me in the direction of that interview were emilia says for fuck sake?
>inb4 pointing me to you know where. that shit is stale, time to move on
Sansa x Hound
Vs
Sansa x Jon
>>70716205
Stannis is one
>>70716412
preston was a joke until your newfaggot ass started taking the memes seriously
>>70716462
Jack Black died??
>>70716480
no you just imagined it
>>70716435
she is the queen of our king
>>70716490Reddit. Tricked you to death
>>70716502
Books vs Show?
>>70716519
What kind of a pussy ass nigga would blank out the name and pic
>>70716462
No its a Northern Lord who helps Sansa in the bastard bowl
>>70716517
he ded
Who writes asoiaf better? GRRM, D&D or Preston Jacobs?
>>70716537
oh nice
thanks anon
>>70716476
Well cut out the weed then and get yourself something actually goodjust fucking buy the S&W
>>70716415
a strong female character being stabbed in the back of the head with a spear wouldn't have gotten a laugh from female audience members who are confused about whose side they're meant to be on.
>>70716490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqQQ4SULoX8
>>70716142
Sandy and Salty Dornishmen are descendants of Rhoynars mixed with Andals. The Martells have olive skin because of their partial Rhoynish ancestry.
>>70716537
>Evidence doesn't mean shit in the real world
Can't say he's wrong on that one to be quite honest lad
>>70716519
As a white CIS male this offends me.
I never asked to be the master of the world.
I was cursed with it.
>>70716558
Preston.
>>70716554
probably taken from reddit. they make people do that over there
>>70716569
HAHA yes
thank you! she got a filthy mouf
>>70716063
This. Show is trash stop watching it/
>>70716557
Liar
>>70716516
Preston's theories on the Walkers and consciousness travel were confirmed, so fuck off.
>>70716576
what did he mean by this
>>70716435
This guy
>>70716579
>implying that a few words can change the fact that we have world dominance
>>70716612
>Preston's theories on the Walkers and consciousness travel were confirmed
i am about to nut
>>70716537
That's a troll account though.
>>70716558
Technically only Gurm writes ASOIAF on that list. But Preston offers the best take on the plot imo.
>>70716558
Preston all the way. His Dorne stuff is brilliant.
The fuck is taking alt shift x so long
>>70716063
You are right.
Preston tinfoil fanfiction>Books>Dabid fanfiction
>>70716641
why are you sharing this with us?
>>70716641
Have some help anon
>>70716382
Bittersteel had dark hair you shit!
>>70716598
i want to lick that filthy mouf
>>70716561why not the ruger
>>7071659>>70716554
>>70716519
>>70716311
would all of you sorry sons of whores posting this stupid shit kindly FUCK OFF
nobody wants you fucking losers here
>>70716558
GRRM writes it. Preston only gives an interpretation of its themes and mysteries. D&D just adapt it for the television.
There is no need to be upset.
>>70716673
nut aborted
quick someone give me some frogfu
>>70716673
Can you imagine what an armpit job from her would feel like?
Pure heaven.
>>70716077
If Night's King touched Bran for long enough, could he turn him into a white walker? Night's King needs a Prince.
Sing-along with Reek of Dreadfort
> Lord Ramsay is life
> Lord Ramsay is light
> Lord Ramsay is Azor Ahai
>>70716205
the average westerosi isn't smart enough to be an atheist
>>70716650
He is shit. Never thought of a theory on his own.
>>70716676
So does Emilia Clarke.
>>70716208
I just remember vs cain velasquez
back2wwe
JAIME KING!!!! AZOR JAIME!!!!!
cast him
>>70716731
>implying that intellect means lack of belief
Cast him
>>70716717
here you go
>>70716558
If GRRM wrote the books with Preston's ideas, themes, depth details and plot but with fewer leaps of logic, it would be the GOAT book series
If GRRM was the show-writer for every GoT episode with Bryan Cogman as an occasional assistant writer, GoT would be one of the best shows ever made
As things stand now, shit is fucked
>>70716159
Val
>>70716673
Why does she look so smuh
>>70716650
He said on Twitter his video would be up later today.
>>70716773
Needs more youtube bullshit
>>70716732
If I want theories I go to Preston. Alt is just a smooth voice to take off the edge.
>>70716717
How dare you
can somebody explain this leak to me
>>70716594
>PhD in Islamic study
is the in the opposite of a Gender Studies degree.
>>70716780
>intellect means lack of belief
that's correct
if you believe in god that means i can't take you seriously as a person
>>70716718
>Can you imagine what an armpit job from her would feel like?
hnng
>>70716105
That guy should stick with the same mustache he had.... Looks like a old lady..
>>70716732
He's entry-level but he's doing it alright.
>>70716776
hodor
>>70716833
nah
in the arab world it's a legitimate degree which can get you a good job/into politics
>>70716796
bryan wrote unbowed, unbent, unbroken
dorne shit was his baby and he is a sansa-fag. check out his wife and you will see why
>>70716820
Give me one PLAUSIBLE theory Preston made
>>70716820
Elio and Linda's new videos have been pretty good and worth a watch, especially the Pink Letter one and the Time one. Hope they do one explaining why they don't think Cleganebowl will happen.
>tfw only two or three weeks away from watching Jon being proclaimed King in the North
can't wait t.b.h
>>70716833
Yes, but regardless that's how they teach Islam over there.
>>70716898
red door
>>70716793
why does she wear a bra under her t-shirt?
>>70716899
>Elio and Linda's new videos have been pretty good and worth a watch
Reminder, do not respond to tripfags so desperate for attention that they will resort to obvious religion b8ing, fedora tipping tactics to do it. Do not give them (you)s. They crave it, and they will keep coming back.
>>70716836
>tripfag being an obnoxious cunt
oh gee why am i not surprised
Possible Spoilers for 6x08 “No One”
It will start in Bravoos, Arya will be badly hurt and she’s going to the place in which she has been staying the last few days, she will heal her wounds and then take her sword needle.
Then, we’ll see Riverrun, Brienne and Podrick arrive at the Lannister’s camp, Brienne asks Podrick what this could be as he answers “Surely nothing good, my Lady”. After this, Brienne will meet with Jaime who will ask her if she found Arya and Sansa, Briene answers that she found Arya, that she was with the hound but she escaped. Also, Brienne will mention that she had to rescue Sansa from Ramsay and that she left her with her brother Jon and they are planning to take back Winterfell and that’s the reason why she is there, because Sansa sent her to ask for the Blackfish help. Then, Brienne asks Jaime what is he doing there, and he answers that king Tommen sent him to negotiate with the Blackfish so he can abandon the “Frey’s castle”. In addition, Jaime asks Brienne to give a letter to the Blackfish and to convince him to march north and help his niece. To this, Brienne answers “I swore to protect Sansa in front of the old gods and the new ones, and if the Blackfish doesn’t abandon the castle my honor will make me fight against you”.
In Riverrun we will also see the encounter of Podrick and Bronn and this will be fun.
Afterwards, we will see the hound walking in the woods and he will find the brotherhood, we will see old characters “Thoros of Myr, Lem Lemoncloak and Flynn”. The hound speaks with Thoros of Myr, who recognizes him, and the hound kills all of them.
Who do you think they're stabbing?
>>70716697
muslimfag detected
u da bomb bro
>>70716829
Oh man I bet those Jew bankers in Braavos are raged their investment died.
>>70716899
I don't get it, being friends with George don't they know already how everything is going to go down? Why do they need theories for?
>>70716899
Accursed is the hypeslayer
>>70716940
Now Mereen, here the red woman Kinyara will be talking with the citizens and then Tyrion, who is thankful of her for helping Dany . Then, Varys will be speaking with Tyrion and they will hear a noise, produced by Dany’s dragons that can’t stand captivity anymore. Also, the sons of the harpy will attack the city, Tyrion orders grey worm to defend the city, but the immaculate are being defeated by number, when everything seems to be lost, Dany appears with the Dothraki and Drogon, and kill all the sons of the harpy.
In kings landing Lancel arrives and see Cersei, the mountain and Qyburn, she asks him what is he doing there as he replies that the high sparrow sent him to speak with his grace, Cersei replies “not you or your dirty friends will speak with my son”. Lancel tells Cersei that if she doesn’t move there will be violence, and Cersei will answer that she chooses violence. Lancel and the faith militant are ready to attack, but they are defeated and Lancel dies.
We will also see Jon, Sansa, Davos and Tormund going to Winterfell. But before leaving, Sir Davos finds the place in which Shireen was burned alive.
In Riverrun, Brienne arrives at the castle and speaks with the Blackfish, she tells him that Jaime sent a letter asking him to surrender and also, that she found Sansa and that she’s marching to Winterfell with his brother to fight against the Boltons, for this reason, Sansa sent her to ask for his help. To this, the Blackfish answers that he would love to help Sansa, but he cannot leave his castle, not with the Frey and Lannister out there.
Meanwhile, Jaime speaks with Edmure Tully and Edmure says to him “you don’t know my uncle, he would never leave the castle”, to this Jaime replies “I love Cersei and if I have to kill every Tully to come back to her I will”. Then Jaime marches to the castle and the battle begins, they will kill all the Tullys, but this is not shown. Brienne and Podrick will be able to escape.
>>70716796
you're underestimating how absurdly restrictive TV is as a medium even with a massive budget and 10 hours per season.
>>70716931
>(you)
What does it mean to give someone this
>>70716932
And yet you still give him replies.
>>70716911
Because pure
>>70716847
her hands are fat like swollen, 2/10
>>70716932
the only one being obnoxious here is you with your fedora tipping images
>>70716886
he also wrote Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things, What is Dead May Never Die, Kissed by Fire and The Broken Man, episodes i really enjoyed.
A good act does not wash out the bad. Nor the bad the good. Cogman is mostly okay, and a lot better than D&D
>>70716898
Half of them?
It's hard to say, because Preston does it in video series, where the first half brings up legitimate overlooked possibilities, and the later half build up on those possibilities with tinfoil, to create "what could have been".
It's easier to list theories the understanding of which he managed to change, like the Northern Conspiracy.
>>70716969
>the immaculate
Could anybody be so kind and in some way inform the me if there is any sexual scenes in tomorrow's episode? I know of course that the episode hasn't aired yet but some of you may know that the muslim holy month Ramadan has come and I can' t watch any sexual contet while fasting.
>>70716942
Looks like some Meereen bullshit. Don't care.
>>70716969
Lastly, we will be back to the city of Braavos. Arya will fight against a homeless child (the waif?) and she will start a persecution. They fight and Arya kills her. Arya is badly wounded (again) and she finds Jaqen, who looks at her and tell her “now you have become no one”
>>70716898
I don't find any of them plausible. I just think they're fun to watch to see how crazy he goes.
Littlefinger's Debt Scheme could have something in it, given his role in the early books and that WoW preview has him stockpiling a shit load of resources.
>>70716978
eh, at least one or two replies are mandatory to make them feel important, then you stop so that they can boil in their own blood until they find something else to attract attention
>>70716899
>Hope they do one explaining why they don't think Cleganebowl will happen.
Probably the same as Preston: if the Hound has been under religious redemption in the books and have accepted the Elder Brother's ideals, it means that going back to fight his brother would be a regression of the character.
Preston does note that there was no confirmation of the Hound's thoughts, however.
>>70716942
My money is on Qyburn
>>70716996
>implying muzzies can watch this stuff every other day
>>70716931
Give me all of Brandamante's trips please the faggot has a new one every week it seems.
>>70716898
Braavosi Lemons Are False.
Confirmed by GRRM.
>>70716932
kill yoursaelf newfag
>>70717040
That's definitely solid. The Hound is the character that gets out of the game, and that is his development. Cleganebowl pulls him back into the game, regressing his character.
>>70716942
What is the point of destabilizing the realm ıf Aegon doesn't exist in the show.
>>70716972
GRRM is a screenwriter though, and maybe even a better screenwriter than a novelist. Check out his X Files episodes. It's worth observing that the GoT episodes GRRM has written are always fantastic.
A show by GRRM would be even better than books by GRRM, I think
>>70717081
Daenerys exists in the show
>>70716940>Afterwards, we will see the hound walking in the woods and he will find the brotherhood, we will see old characters “Thoros of Myr, Lem Lemoncloak and Flynn”. The hound speaks with Thoros of Myr, who recognizes him, and the hound kills all of them.
LAME
>>70716952
>those deadlift calluses
Nice to see he's still lifting even at his age.
>>70716984
If half of an onion is black with rot, it is a rotten onion. A man is good, or he is evil.
>>70715994
Do you love watching the show together with the lovely actors and actresses of Holywood, /got/?
https://twitter.com/Lesdoggg/status/739680348959834112
https://twitter.com/Lesdoggg/status/739679506273861632
https://twitter.com/Lesdoggg/status/739672458911977476
https://twitter.com/Lesdoggg/status/739664536001753088
>what's a parlay
>>70717003
Showfag detected.
>>70717063
>Confirmed by GRRM.
sauce
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>>70717108
thats from working a hoe in the garden
>>70716159
Maekar Targaryen.
>>70716142
extremly lazy writing ppl
its the answer 9/10 times
Its lazy writing that its missing
its lazy that whoever made the valyrian (its supose to be Ghisharian but they forgot that too) didnt get the briefly that they cut it
>>70716940
>>70716969
lame predictions
>>70717118
But you can cut off the rotten part, which is what they did in the S6 premiere.
>>70716673
Nice fridge
>>70717100
She is away. If we assume she'll invade as soon as she returns, and Varys will send word to his birds as soon as she returns then i suppose. But timing would be a bit iffy at best.
>>70716942
Can be Kevan. Or did he return to C. Rock already?
>>70716972
LOTR and HP are much better adaptations and the weren't allowed to have 10 hrs
What is the best fight in the series?
>>70717143
I'll be quoting you sunday night friendo.
>>70717166
We saw him in episode 6 as Hand of the King.
Okay I figured out why Jon wants to attack Winterfell with only 2k men.
He KNOWS sandra is keeping the Vale knights a secret from him. He's thinking "Well if I just keep saying we have to attack a Castle with superior forces inside she will eventually swallow her pride and raven Baelish." The Onion Niggit wants him to be honest but Jon knows Sansa is a cunt that has to come to the decision on her own.
Because there's no way he actually thinks he stands a chance.
>>70716984
>>70717118
Philosophical discussion with Stannis, Davos and Mel were always comfy
>>70717135
How would working a hoe give you calluses
>>70717006
This storyline is atrocious.
>>70717166
Kevan is sticking by Tommen for no reason.
>>70717192
Which is why 90% of it was cut from the show.
>>70717185
Nice fanfic
>>70717185
>He KNOWS sandra is keeping the Vale knights a secret from him.
and how would he know that
>>70716942
its qyburn
its clearly in his lair, look at the backdrop
kevan would never go down there, the birds still work for varys
>>70717185
He's gone full Stark-Honor retarded at this point anon, logic does not apply
>>70717119
""""""""""""""""""comedian"""""""""""""""""""
>>70717179
I didnt say it wouldnt be inacurrate
Just said it would be lame, that would be a very lame episode if they do that
>>70716159
>Mfw that tattoo
Literally the worst thing I've ever seen.
>>70717173
Beric vs The Hound.
Everything about that fight and scene was right.
>>70717169
They still cut out a ton of stuff from the books in both cases, and both book series were finished by the time the movies came out.
>>70717185
>the Onion Niggit
>>70717194
by not wearing proper gloves
>Two locations for E9: Winterfell and Meereen
fucking up based episode with that Mary Sue Targaryen bitch
>>70717185
Jon knows he has triple thick, 90,000x folded, Valyrian steel plot armor.
>>70717185
But Jon knows Winterfell better than anyone, which somehow is a bigger advantage than the Boltons having more men.
>Darth Sansa will never hold a gun to your head, while punching you repeatedly in the junk, while forcing you to penetrate her with a huge black dildo, as she sneers at you with raw hatred the whole time
never will there be happiness
>>70717173
anything involving the Mountain or the Hound.
The following characters are dead by the end of the season:
>Tommen
>Tyrion
That is all.
>>70717173
Tormund v Alliser
>>70717282
lol
do you really think anybody would believe that tyrion dies?
lol everyone knows he'll be there at the very end
>>70717185
>Because there's no way he actually thinks he stands a chance
It's the show, what do you expect exactly?
>>70717185
Jon just assumes that he can be brought back ad infinitum
>>70717119
>not googling
>publicly asking
>ignorance is credibility
>>70717256
they're adapting the Battle of Fire and the Battle of Ice except with Tyrion, Yara and Jon instead of Barristan, Victarion and Stannis
Why does everyone on this fucking show keep trying to attack Winterfell? Don't they understand what a castle is? To attack such a heavily fortified site you should have 3-1 (AT LEAST, that's optimistic) numbers on your side. Meanwhile Stannis attacked with 6-5 and Jon is attacking with 1-3! (and with a qualitatively vastly inferior army too).
I'm also not sure why the previews have the Boltons fighting defensively behind a shield wall when last season they had a heavy cavalry force that could break ten times the Wildlings Jon has in a single charge.I do know the actual reason it's so the battle lasts long enough for CIA to save the day
>>70717262
Jon has Wun-Wun
>>70717282
Although I would like to see tyrion dead because of how butthurt the average showfag would be...but he's not dying. He's one of the 3 main characters
>>70717282
>tommen
Yes
>Tyrion
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahano
>>70717134
Google "GRRM lemons"
>>70717282
>Tyrion
Popular characters don't die anymore.
>>70717271
Except their own fight, that one was fucking awful
>>70717282
Tyrion will be there till the end of the series, he's one of the few we KNOW will be there, as well as Dany
>>70716234
This is such bullshit XD They don't feel anything. They don't actually care
>>70717335
That sounds dangerous
>>70717327
>Ramsay: I have an Army
>Jon: We have a Wun wun
>Wunwun: Here's the thing about me Lord Onion, I'm always angry
XD
>>70717226
>nods respectfully
STILL RAPE
>>70717203
>>70717166
>for no reason
It's been said last episode: all the Lannisters have abandoned Cersei and consider her a lost cause, except for Jaime. Kevan is just trying to rule the mess of a kingdom he's been left it without Cersei's interference right now.
>>70717185
The real problem here is that you're trying to apply logic to the show.
This is the same show character that left with thousands of refugees on a fleet of ships on the same side of the continent that the Night's Watch has a port, and yet somehow he and his band of Wildlings showed up on foot north of the middle of The Wall.
>>70716246
Vic
>>70717336
are you saying stannis wasnt popular?
>>70716124
Present and accounted for
>>70717402
With normies? Absolutely not
>>70717262
>Jon knows Winterfell better than anyone
I don't remember, is this said in the show at some point that's it's an advantage?
Sounds really stupid. First they'll fight outside of Winterfell anyway, and even then, the Boltons have been living in Winterfell for like two years now. I doubt there's a super sikrit door under the snow that the Boltons don't know about.
>>70717325
>Tyrion, Yara and Jon instead of Barristan, Victarion and Stannis
the most perfect summary of why this show is absolute shit
>>70717387
Reminder that fleet of ships have never been mentioned again.
>>70716911
Her boobs want to be able to walk when they retire.
>>70717426
It's just some retarded one liner they threw in. Don't try applying logic to it.
>>70717426
The Smalljon mentioned it. Winterfell was built over millennia over uneven ground and is filled with catacombs and tunnels and shit that Jon could presumably know about. It would still be pretty bullshit though
>>70716415
Adding one more character would have been much too confusing for show watchers, so they gave her dumbest plot points to Ellaria
>>70717282
Tyrion, Jon and Daenarys are unkillable characters, Arya aswell
>>70717426
>that face
wait a sec...
>>70716787
Hugo Wull, complete with speech
>>70717426
>is this said in the show at some point that's it's an advantage?
yes, when theon took winterfell
was in the books too
>>70717326
>shield wall
Anytime I see a shield wall used in a game or movie, my cock gets hard.
Ryse
300
Spartacus (RIP Andy Whitfield)
>>70717402
not as popular among normies as le ebin meme dwarf
>>70717282
Tyrion's death would have to be something like the Red Wedding - carefully foreshadowed, and that ties up many plotpoints, and opens up quite a few others. If he died right now in Meereen because of some revolution or dragon fire, his story would be completely useless. So it's not happening.
I'm tired, /got/.
I'm tired of showfags.
>>70716159
Victarion Greyjoy.Someone photoshop the helment
>>70716077
Who's #Teamnightking here ?
>>70716234
i dont believe thats true, /got/ tries so hard to pretend they are relevant
what did they call themselves before?NO ONE?
new thread where
>>70717574
>>>/ lit /
>>70717562
>that image
uhh..
>>70717562
This is DnD tho.
>>70717562
>his story would be completely useless
I hope you're not implying this stops the show from killing off characters. Now while I completely agree the show won't kill off Tyrion early (and very well might avoid him dying at all even if he does in the books) because he's too popular, most other characters are completely vulnerable to pointless deaths because that's literally what D&D think the series is about.
>>70717426
Yes, there is secret passages in and out of Winterfell. I don't think Jon would know about them though. Luwin was probably the last person who did and he is dead.
>>70717562
>carefully foreshadowed, and that ties up many plotpoints, and opens up quite a few others
yeah but they don't do that anymore, now it's just "muh shock value"
>>70716105
Literally the old lady cartoon character that places Apple press on the window sill.
>>70717574
The show is all we have, since that fat fuck will NEVER finish the books.
>>70717519
>"YER FUCKIN' A WHITE MALE!!!"
I love how the Crip next to him is just letting him sperg out with a look on his face that says "yeah keep talkin' cracka ass white boy, we comin for you next smuggle ass bitch"
Why are white people in murrica such kukz?
>>70717562
what a little qt pie
NEW
>>70717608
NEW
>>70717608
NEW
>>70717608
NEW
>>70717608
NEW
>>70717608
>>70717562
Kinda like Doran's death?
And Myrcella's?
AndBronn's?
>>70717574
everyone is a showfag now
>>70717525
>"whew, thank god for wikis"
>>70717675
>he doesn't remember an important plot point
>"y-you're a wikifag!"
>>70717606
>>70717610
>>70717617
It's true, but I like to believe that they reserve shock value for characters that, sure, aren't minor, but aren't as huge (heh) as Tyrion either. Roose, Hodor, maybe Rickon in episode 9/10, characters like that. Tyrion dying in such a stupid way would annoy even normies at this point.
>>70717585
>#
Never talk to me or my Khalasar again.
>>70717670
None of which were/are main characters
>>70717374
>>70717327
Underrated posts
>>70716034
The literal queen of Westeros. Prove me wrong.
>>70716898
Quentyn is alive.
