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>>70692241
Soon
>>70694930
thank god fuck azor jon
>>70694913
OATHBREAKER IS IT?
>>70694930
why does she have a cross necklace
>>70694913
>tfw king in the north scene soon
>>70694913
Save me robb
>>70694974
i think it's an insect but unsure
>>70694913
You do know that 310 is the bump limit right newfag?
Rewatching the last two episodes and hearing oldman Frey
>they're laughing at us, I HEAR IT IN MY SLEEP
hes not daddy lannister tier but i dont want this oldcunt to die just yet, he voice and acting is great
we back?
stannis best king
Why are we dead?
>>70695059
Not is Azor Theon has anything to do with it.
post you're favorite:
picture
theory: bran is going to warg a dragon
moment you are looking forward to: the siege of the 3ER complex (in the books)
We back?
>Saturday
>no new Alt Shift X yet
TFWN DUSTY MESA
What did Ramsay do to the servers /got/?
theory: N + L = J
moment: the battle of Ice and Fire
>>70694913
This scene is fucking retarded.
>LOLOLOLO, I LOST MY ABILITY TO FIGHT
>MY DAILY LIFE FUNCTIONALITY JUST PLUMMETED
>WHAT A PUNCHLINE!
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA
>>70695153
GreatJon was a retard, which is why he went and got himself killed. LittleJon would have killed him himself if that didn't happen, the bloody fool.
>>70695174
The Greatjon is a captive, not dead
>>70695174
Why is there a LittleJon? Isn't Jon already little?
is that meera cutting arnolds hear?
Azor back?
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70695200
face blindness the post
>>70695153
Stupid house anyway.
>>70695098
>post you are favorite picture
I thought we purged all the downs-carriers.
Boys I was just thinking, we're nearly 8 episodes in and absolutely fucking nothing has happened.
Like you showfags waited a long time for this new season, how are you feeling about it?
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
FROM THE DUSTY MEERA
MNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
1st for small peckers
>>70695316
last 2 eps have been good (even though nothing really happened last ep)
predictable as fukc too
>>70695295
I do that sometimes just too trigger autists t b h
who /littlefinger/ here? only reason I still watch
>>70695415
me to
>>70695415
>good grasp of the English language
>autistic
Welcome to America, boys.
>the bastard bowl
What did they mean by this?
the woman with the baby is ugly as fug
>“Swear that you will never again take up arms against Stark nor Tully. Swear that you will compel your brother to honor his pledge to return my daughters safe and unharmed. Swear on your honor as a knight, on your honor as a Lannister, on your honor as a Sworn Brother of the Kingsguard. Swear it by your sister’s life, and your father’s, and your son’s, by the old gods and the new, and I’ll send you back to your sister. Refuse, and I will have your blood.”
>I LOVE CERSEI, AND IF I HAVE TO SLAUGHTER EVERY TULLY WHO EVER LIVED TO GET BACK TO HER, THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO
Guys I'm trying to read AFFC and literally nothing ever happens, how did it get past his editor?
so the sillhouette is basically syrio right?
but why would they show that twist before the show?
i dont understand
>>70695493
Please return to reddit at the earliest convenience, thank you.
you just know
>>70695324
For the vagina is moist and full of semen.
>>70695488
>They make you swear and swear
>>70695517
Sorry its just nowhere near as good as the first 3. Maybe Dance will be better.
>>70695502
It's not syrio, it's just a rapist.
>>70695588
It won't
>>70695525
ughhhhhhh dragonfu <3333
why is she so fucking hot, lads?
inb4 virgins neckbeards autistic people and all possibly combinations of the three
>>70695525
Kit legit looks like a fatass there
>>70695525
they're so perfect together
>>70695525
What do I know?
>>70695488
>Implying he takes up arms against the Tullies and they don't just surrender after the Blackfish swims away like a coward
>>70695626
possible*
>>70695643
My friend we already know they assault Riverrun and Blackfish is killed offscreen in the show.
>>70695525
jonsa
He lost TWO fucking fingers and laughed his ass, really? he would never be able to wield a sword properly again and he just laughs? come on....
You have one minute to post the best tinfoil you know of.
Note: I didn't say the most absurd or the most probable to be true, I said the Best.
>>70695142
WHY IS CIA SO GOOD LOOKING?
How would you like him to die?
literally name a single flaw
>inb4 muh ned
>>70695689
He's a manlet though.
>>70695708
He killed a bird that was in his cake
>>70695665
You mean the episode preview that shows Jaime being brooding then Brienne sailing away with the Blackfish?
>>70695708
manlet
>>70695668
>can't tell the difference between a left and a right hand
wew lad
>>70695700
Beheaded in front of a heart tree by King Stannis Baratheon
>>70695112
Lol gtfo, fag
>>70695667
Dude anyone getting this weird incest vibe from her and jon?
>>70695700
With a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth on his cock.
>>70695789
Yeah I think they're gonna fugg
fake sansa
>>70695789
it's not incest. remember jon is half targaryen.
Why doesn't Theon just get a whore to give him a prostate massage?
>>70695789
No. Probably just you. Sansa and Ghost, however... Watch out for those two.
>redditors actually think that this season has been fantastic
you could make them watch literal shit and they'd love it
lmao
>>70695689
Braavosi genes
Beautiful face, charming smile, thick ass, fertile,huge tits ,and a foot game that is second to none. How is she so perfect
Azor Jon
Showfag here. Who the fuck is this?
Also, those dudes who killed The Hound's happy village last episode. Are they the robin hood dudes who had that fire duel in the cave in season 3?
>>70695821
Or better yet,a waifu
>>70695858
>Showfag here. Who the fuck is this?
A dropped plotline.
>Also, those dudes who killed The Hound's happy village last episode. Are they the robin hood dudes who had that fire duel in the cave in season 3?
Yes.
>>70695858
Ashara Dayne
>>70695757
Fuck it, isn't he GREATjon? he must've wielded a GREATsword. both hands, lad.
someone give me the ramsay bastard copypasta please
>>70695864
who is this semen demon?
Remember when the show didn't rely on all the same gimmicks, cheap tropes, and nonsense that every major network show uses? I miss the early show.
>>70695668
>Ned Stark meets the yellow menace in vietnam
>>70695825
>visiting Reddit
You should stay there.
>>70695825
this season was literally tenfold better than the last one.
>>70695848
>Beautiful face, charming smile
>>70695316
The High Sparrow shenanigans take up way too much screen time. Literally nothing happens in the capital that doesn't involve that shoeless fuck and the noble's overblown fear of his army of peasants with wooden clubs and hair shirts.
>>70695848
>huge tits
wat
>>70695016
>I HEAR IT IN MY SLEEP
More greendreams. Too muchBRANin your diet, Walder.
>what the fuck? did i just kill hodor?
>what the fuck, just kill hodor
>what fuck, kill hodor
>whafuckillodor
>wackilodor
>wacldor
>walder
>>70695891
>who is this semen demon?
Average showfags intelligence
>>70695708
He killed Ros.
>>70695858
she is another red priestess
>>70695870
the character may have been dropped but the concept is intact, there are no less than 3 red women watching out and helping dany
>>70695858
Sand snek
>>70695858
She existed to give daenerys a vaguely cryptic prophecy. In the books she has appeared twice to give yet again another slightly more cryptic message.
As for her actual identity, the hexagonal patterns on her dress indicate she's probably affiliated with the faith of R'hllor.
Basically she's the 2mysterious4u cliche character that GRRM implemented to make up for his shitty writing
Now that it's basically confirmed that Stannis is going back, when do you guys think he is going to reappear?
I call he shows up in ep 9
>>70695952
>she is another red priestess
No she fucking isn't. Go back to the wiki.
>>70695993
I callepisode 8
>>70695917
fuck off 2015fag
>>70695142
P O W E R
C O U P L E
: 3
>>70695864
more like superior sansa
>>70695918
That isn't saying much, it is slightly better. More action, shittier writing, so I guess the plebs must love it
>>70695993
>Stannis is going back
season 5 is so fucking boring. i've been rewatching from season 1 and everything was interesting up until season 5
>>70695993
How in the hell is in confirmed?
>inb4 still alive in the book
This show is already more like fan fiction that a television adaptation of the book series.
>>70695848
She is 10/10! I love my Khaleesi! For what its worth, if I wasnt poor, I would give you gold for this post.
>>70695993
>>70696010
Reminder that if you claim Stannis is still alive:
>State the episode you think he will appear in
>When he does not appear, call your ISP and cancel your internet connection forever
>>70696057
unshopped version please
>>70695918
Last season had nothing going for it. A tenfold increase in nothing is still nothing.
>>70696057
DELETE THIS
>>70695884
>read Ramsay's ultraedgy letter on /tv/ thinking it's an epik copypasta meme
>see the episode
>it's legit
top fuckin kek
bravo d&d
>>70695791
that second bit would be a little gross now
>>70696094
Sansa's arc is still trash. Dorne is still trash. KL is the exact same.
Hell, Tyrion's travelogue in s5 was way better than the Meereen scene in s6.
>>70695998
yeah she is look at shape and pattern of her necklace
shadowbinders are red priestesses, they are all from asshai
cry more
>>70696053
>>70696138
>they are all from asshai
Never, ever post again.
Missandei = the harpy
Arya = the waif
You're welcome
>>70694930
>dem shoulders
Why is she so swole bros?
>>70696165
>Missandei = the harpy
Not possible.
>>70696138
shadowbinders are from asshai, yeah
all the red priests aren't shadowbinders though
>>70696165
I want to do so many dirty things to Missandei
>>70695884
Your false bastard is dead, bastard. He and all his bastards were bastarded in seven days of bastardy. I have his magic bastard. Tell his red bastard.
>>70696139
>book Pyat Pree is currently hung up in a dungeon, half eaten alive by his friends and just repeating his name over and over again
FART BLADDER WITH PIGS BLOOD
>>70696210
Has Preston gone too far?
>>70696165
Arya is just Arya
The waif is just the waif
The harpy will be someone we haven't seen before
Euron will kill the harpy
>>70696203
I don't think that's him. I think Pree's the one who backsassed Euron and got kilt. The other guy is calling his name in grief/disbelief/sheer insanity.
>>70696203
What a chapter, too. God damn I hope I get to read that book one of these days.
>>70696153
melisandre, quaithe are both from asshai
presumably kinvara and the aylmao and the new black girl in the next ep are too
i dont care about thoros
keep sperging though
>>70696189
>implying that wasn't part of her plan
>>70696245
Based as fuck. The edgiest thing George has written in decades
> Normies
>>70695897
The show peaked at the Red Wedding. Everything over the last two seasons, and this latest one especially, is trying to capture that lightning again.
>Stannis killing his daughter
>Jon's death and resurrection
>Everything to do with Ramsay this season
>Dorne in its entirety
>The botched storyline with the Three Eyed Crow
>The Iron Islands finally being reintroduced, apparently Greyjoy was just starting at a fire the last three years
>>70696087
kek
>>70696264
Fucking kek
>>70696280
EURON!
CROW'S EYE!
EURON EDGELORD!
>>70695985
they have the same pattern because they are from the same place(her and mel) not because they have the same religion but you might be right
Why didn't they call ep9 Winterfell?
Christ, battle of the bastards is a shit tier name
>>70696018
YOU just KNOW
>>70696255
her plan was to pretend to be almost killed and that a dwarf would save her?
>>70696324
It should have been called the Bastard of Winterfell.
>>70696334
Here's your (you)
Alright guys here's a way to get easy karma on reddit once ep10 airs and tommen kills himself
you create a new post with a title like "haha i know why it's called king's landing xD ( cuz tommen just landed on the floor xDDDD )
bam 5k upboats
>>70696285
>Normies
>>70696324
Agree should have just been called battle of ice.
>>70696280
Heh edgy as fuck my le based friend. George you bad ass motherfucker heh 8)
>>70696341
yes
>>70696324
>>70696346
82 GOOD MEN
>>70696334
sansa looks 40 there wtf
do all slags age this fast
>>70696346
Blackwater and Hardhome though
Having it called Winterfell would have continued that
>>70694930
>Darth Sansa will never bite your nipple so hard it draws blood, while holding a dagger to your throat
:(
>>70694913
Lol, this shitty AMERIFAT thread again.
FACT if it wasn't for Canada America wouldn't even exist FACT Canada invented the white house FACT guns were invented by Canadians, and a Canadian wrote your constitution, FACT, America was originally going to be named Canadada but they changed the name because it was too confusing FACT Canadians are the most powerful race on earth - 45 degree heat? We can handle it. -45 degrees? We can handle it. Oh and for all you americans out there that's in celcius, not FAG-enheit lmao slurp the syrup from my maple COCK.
Hiro should have blocked you guys, and not Russia.
Everyone ready for the massive butthurt when, in episode 10:
>R+L=D, not J
>Stannis is alive and replacing Jon as Lord Commander of the Night's Watch
>>70695098
>theory:
Faceless man is Syrio
>moment you are looking forward to:
CleganeBowlFucking confirmedBut not yet. The mountain will kill Tommen
>>70696429
????
Le monologue every episode man
>>70696429
Look, I've been all around the world, and I still think the U.S. is the greatest country on Earth. Not because we have free healthcare or free tuition, but because we have FREEDOM. Freedom to succeed and freedom to fail. Freedom to live and do what we want without overbearing taxes (Europe) or overbearing corruption (Central America) or overbearing racism (Asia) or overwhelming poverty (Africa) or overwhelming religious persecution (Middle East).
>>70696435
why would the mountain do that?
>>70696394
20 years is exactly 57.2 bong years, so she's looking pretty good for her age
>>70696432
sounds like a 12 yo /got/-posters erotic dream
nobody here would be butthurt
>>70696432
>Viserys and Dany both sent out of Westeros before ToJ
>Dany magically in ToJ
Makes perfect sense
>>70696370
>Talking with some friends at uni
>"Yeah I watch got with a group it's really epic that way"
>Instantly picture these people
>>70696432
Actually it's gonna be butthurt over
>?+L=J "fucking nothing" reveal
>meme character Mace Tyrell dying in the Wildfire massacre
>no Wall falling
>Ramsay is alive
>Stannis is still dead
>No Cleganebowl
>No LSH
>>70696444
More time away from dany
>>70696457
If Cersei had a trial by combat, The Faith can choose Tommen to be their champ
>>70696496
Shhh!! The insecure countries need their circle jerk.
We got the most robust economy, we make 33%-50% more than the average European, we pretty much invent a good chunk medicines and technologies, their media is probably being slowly dominated by us - you gotta give them something. It even seems their source of national pride revolves around the USA. So give them this.
It's like that little brother who had some oxygen deprivation early on, so he's not quite right. Go along with whatever they says and make them feel special.
>>70696483
>things that have no basis in reality
>disproving factual theories
Cite your reliable sources for Dany leaving westeros before the tower of joy.
Lads please recommend some fantasy books to read.
>>70696251
I just realized that Quaithe's mask is made out of all those Final Fantasy Crystal symbols as well.
>>70696497
But Tommen can't possibly be dumb enough to agree.
>>70696457
Because Tommen is the personhe has to duel
Just a theory, though, but it makes sense because the High Sparrow would use this to checkmate Cersei but it will go wrong.
>>70696497
>>70696525
GET FUCKED WITH THAT SHITTY THEORY
GET. FUCKED.
>>70696516
wheel of time
anything by david gemmell
>>70696524
>Underestimating High Sparrow
topkeklel
>>70696432
>>70696522
yep
>>70696497
>The Faith can choose Tommen
>le tommen will be the champ
>implying being chosen means you can't just say no
>implying you can name the king as your champion.
It's going to be Lancell senpai.
Your idiotic speculation was bad enough last season (remember "Trystane is Aegon" retards?) but when it's already been leaked that Tommen kills himself it's unbelievable.
>>70696525
>>70696497
that'd be kinda smart, but wouldn't that erode a cornerstone of The Faith's support? who among the political/aristocratic elites would support The Faith if they sent a young king to his very obvious death? it fucks cersei for sure but probably screws them in the long run
Daily reminder this show and the books are literally rebbit
Go to /lit/ and get some taste you absolute fucking plebs
>>70696568
>>70696547
The trial by combat is already denied, I don't believe in the theory
>redditors who still haven't heard of the leaks 8 episodes in, posting their shitty reddit theories on /got/
Do you think Sansa has a butt plug in while shooting some of her scenes? Just a little secret for herself?
>>70696294
Jon had to die and be resurrected to be released from his oath so he could leave the wall. It's all in the germ's master plan.
![article-2549351-1B18C00A00000578-806_634x738[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k4uk8m0.jpg "article-2549351-1B18C00A00000578-806 634x738[1]")
>next episode is going to have dany in it
>>70696601
i just assumed she did desu
>>70696547
I too believe that The Mountain will BTFO Tommen if he doesn't kill himself.
But it will be like cersei going "kill everybody from the faith" and the mountain will wreck Tommen too.
>>70696515
Ned says it in the books at the ToJ
>>70696582
theres a patrician RLM and capeshit thread waiting for you
go find them
>>70696515
Aerys sent Rhaella, pregnant with Dany, and Viserys to Dragonstone before the war ended
ToJ took place after the war
>>70696582
>/lit/
No thanks.
>>70696489
is the blonde dating the bbc?
>>70696626
B T F O
T
F
O
>>70696629
>he's so reddit he can only name other things redditors spam on /tv/
>>70696648
>>70696626
But he doesn't.
>>70696294
I think the amount of rusing about to take place in KL might get to red wedding levels. Tyrells are gonna get wrekt
>>70695324
>Kinvara
She looks like John Belushi to me for some strange reason, why?
>>70695700
By sacrificing himself and killing the Mad Queen by shoving his volcanic cock on her
post sweet girl memes
>>70696492
capped.
So much headcanon in this thread. Guess when the servers go down mid-thread it all goes to shit.
>>70696656
I am curious how does /lit/ feel about Cormac Mccarthy?
>>70696656
only someone who frequents that site regularly is capable of calling out one of their own
(You)your attempts to troll are amatuerish at best, step up your game son, who are you quoting anyway?
>>70696626
quote + which book
Why didn't Ned ask for a trial by combat?
>>70696645
Nah that's her bull. Her actual boyfriend is in the kitchen pouring drinks and playing Solitaire
>>70696711
>ned
>which book
lmao
>>70695952
>she is another red priestess
Are you retaded?Not all Shadowbinders are Red priestesses
>>70696713
he was already found guilty
>>70696634
>>70696515
Aerys sent Rhaella, pregnant with Dany by Rhaegar, to Dragonstone, but she stopped by the Tower of Joy instead.
So I just thought of something while finishing my third re-read of AGOT.
>House Stark's sigil is a Direwolf
>Harrenhal's sigil is a large bat
>There's been countless myths of people transforming from wolves to bats and vice versa in mythology
What if somehow the Starks relocate to Harrenhall?
>>70696139
Sweet girl?
>>70696678
>Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your Queen and Prince Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him.
>inb4 b-but he doesn't say daenerys explicitly!!1!!1
Why would he? Dany was irrelevant then. Rhaella and Viserys were the people of interest, not Dany.
>>70696713
Cause trial by combat only works if you haven't confessed. If you are guilty of shit then you're fucked. Ned was found guilty so he was killed, he didn't try trial by combat before because he was afraid for Sansa's life.
Can someone please post the spoilers of the rest of the season?
>>70696745
mate i think you should stop having thoughts, its doing you no good. this one is just straight up retarded
>>70696370
I bet that room smells like onion and some other unidentified odor.
>>70696581
Captain high Sparrow is a villain.
>>70696758
So in other words, no, Ned didn't say anything about Dany and you're a liar. There is no reason for further communication with a proven liar.
>>70696745
>There's been countless myths of people transforming from wolves to bats and vice versa in mythology
name one
>>70696745
You should watch the littlefinger debt scheme series by preston. It touches on a possibility that might intrigue you.
>reminder that reddit loves jonsa
>>70696601
Not unless her scenes are short. Wearing a buttplug for extended amounts of time isn't a good idea apparently. If you want to fantasize about something more realistic, imagine her having a remote controlled vibrating egg in her pussy that Kit has the switch to.
>>70696397
Winterfell is about more than bastards though.
>>70696791
Dracula and vampires you mong.
>>70696370
Why do girls pretend to like Game of Thrones?
There will be no clegane bowl.
>>70696758
Dany wasn't in Rhaella. Dany was added to the party after by a targ loyalist named varys.
>>70696736
>>70696762
I also remembered he had a fucked leg, so he would need a champion.
>>70696792
Fuck OFF Preston, you were BTFO forever.
>>70696782
>>70696745
You should post this to reddit.
>+3487 upvotes
>"Good Catch™"
>"Nailed It™"
>"lol you beat my post by like 30 seconds ;^)"
>"Well Played, Good Sir™"
>"Really? Guys this is fucking stupid, c'mon." -98 karma
>>70696808
we're not pretending.
>>70696778
obviously. but i think it would be shit writing to have him go all meme-tier retarded and kill tommnen just for the keks. where is that taking the plot to other than a bloodbath in king's landing?
>>70696807
>Dracula can transform into a wolf
wut
>>70696782
Alright, so unless the quote says something like "Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your Queen and Prince Viserys, also Daenerys is there, you know, Khaleesi from the show. She's gotten a bit fat. Anyway yeah, she's definitely there so no arguing on 4chan about it." there's no implication whatsoever? Fuck off.
>>70696812
Fuck off Preston!
>>70696745
Catelyn's mother or grandmother was a Whent, of Harrenhal. Or was it Lolsthton? I don't remeber.
Point is, Stark Kids have bat lineage too.
>>70696833
Please post feet
>>70696745
autism of the highest degree
>>70696795
Yep . He can't be a true Targaryen if he don't marry his half sister / cousin .
To be serious yes it's possible even the book . There a lot of foreshadowing in there a lot of interesting metas about them ;)
>>70696745
regardless the final showdown will take place at Harrenhall/Isle of Faces,
>>70696782
Dany wasn't even born yet you slow
>>70696833
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>70696835
>obviously. but i think it would be shit writing to have him go all meme-tier retarded and kill tommnen just for the keks.
Ramsay's letter
>where is that taking the plot to other than a bloodbath in king's landing?
Shock keeps the audience alive :^)
>>70696795
>Jon Blackfire?
Its just all edge over there.
>>70696847
There's just not enough time for the hound to get to king's landing.
Also, there will be no lady stoneheart.
is greatjon dead in the show?
>>70696815
>varys
>targ loyalist
>tried to assassinate dany
wew lad
>>70696899
Probably another retard who thinks "Blackfire" is the generic name for Targ bastards.
>>70696914
Yes.
Who else wants to see Sam Becket quantum leap into Ned Stark right at the moment Littlefinger betrays him in the coup attempt?
>>70696838
He did in the original novel, at least I think.
Why doesn't Bran just warg the Night King and commit suicide?
>>70696903
Has Michelle Fairly been getting enough work? I imagine if there's a been a lull she might come back just for the money
>>70696943
Fuck, I didn't before but I do now.
>>70696899
he's a french guy and the only thing he posts about is jonsa.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojo_Priest
which of you edited this article
>>70696734
i didnt say they were but she is a red priestess on the show
now go fap to your special books you raging sperglord
>>70696963
yeah she did a nude scene in another hbo show
>>70696687
>stink-face
Don't know how else to describe it. Based John Belushi and her both have it. Is a turn off 2bh,
>>70696970
>I wanted you not to trust me, you know.
Oh boy...
>>70696285
>13 Ways Jeffrey Dahmer Could Have Stalked And Killed More Homosexuals!
>15 Neat Tricks With Human Skin Even Ted Bundy Didn't Know About!
>You Will Never Guess How Many Needles Albert Fish Kept In His Perineum - The Answer Will Shock You!
>>70696857
>>70696986
Me.
>>70696421
>tfw swn typouyca
why live?
>>70696959
If that were possible, why didn't the more powerful and experienced 3ER do that before?
>>70696915
>implying he was trying
Varys knew jorah had fallen in love with dany at that point, so all he had to do was make sure jorah was in on the assassination and he knew it would fail.
He still had to make the attempt because robert had demanded it. But he made it doomed to fail.
>>70696961
Thank you friend. This image perfectly describes how I feel about r+l=j fags. They're definitely retarded if they think any of the following
>R+L=J was true at some point
>GRRM hasn't changed it if it was true out of spite for reddit picking the theory up and spoiling it for everyone.
>>70695098
>fav:bookjaimie
>theory:
The people who are going to survive this won't be able to occupy the iron throne or the seat of a KING implying westeros gets a reset button
>moment you are looking forward to:
Bastardbowl
Is bastard bowl this week or next
>>70696812
>>70696903
>implying
Cersei will set shit on fire. flee with gregor to the Riverlands where Jaime was last. Get set on by Brotherhood Without Banners now led by Sandor, Sandor fights his brother not to get revenge but free him from the monstrosity he's been turned into.
Cersei runs away, gets found by regular poor folks that gang up on her and rape/kill
>>70697079
Next week
>>70697079
next
>>70697079
next
>>70697079
I think the skirmish at riverrun is 9 so basted bowl will be 10
>>70696772
I bet your room smells like a cum dumpster and some other unidentified odor
>>70697095
>Sandor fights his brother not to get revenge but free him from the monstrosity he's been turned into
Inform Preston.
>>70697079
Next.
>>70697115
>>70697108
>>70697104
>>70697103
Thanks
Knowing this is S6 gives me anxiety. S7, and 8 if it exists, will be so rushed to tie everything up.
>>70695878
If he can't wield a greatsword with 8 fingers (including both thumbs), then he's not that great of a Greatjon.
>>70695098
Theory: Children of the Forest are evil and not to be trusted, they definitely seem suspicious.
Moment looking forward too: Either Benjen's reunion with Jon or learning about The Other's lore in Winds or maybe more stuff about Euron
Favourite character is either Berric Dondarrion or Roose Bolton
>>70696808
Girls are people too anon.
>>70697157
>tfw greatjon
>some jumped up stark whelp getting airs and graces
>fuck with him a bit
>fucking direwolf bites your fingers off
>crowd seems to be with the starkbabby, make light of it
>kiss his arse
>can't wield a greatsword anymore
>demoted to mediocrejon
>son kills you
>last thing you hear is him calling you a cunt
>>70697168
Also the COTF caused the seasons to be fucked up by making an everlasting winter to kill man but something went wrong while doing so.
Another theory I like is TFM planned The Doom of Valeryia along with Hardhome and now want to do it again.
>>70697168
Humans are evil
>>70697168
I think the children of forest are just general dickbags.
They got some trees cut down in the south (why godswoods are really only prevalent still amongst the northern houses) then bitched out and created a human-killing superweapon with a mind of its own. THAT WONT COME BACK TO BITE US RIGHT.
Then they just turned into fucking hermits continually hoping some crippled fuck will wander in to eventually clean up their shit.
They're not evil, just braindead retards.
>overhear normies talking about got
>"yeah I just watch the show, that way I can do other stuff while I watch too"
>>70697221
Sounds like he was a cunt
>>70697221
Wait smallJon killed him? I thought greatjon just died in battle.DnD must have issues with their families.
>>70697249
>tfw always browsing on 1/2 screen whenever I watch a show.
Its the ADHD generation bruh.
So what if TFM are somehow connected to the COTF and their whole Weirwood faces?
>>70697245
The children are all women...
>>70697232
>>70697168
Why do you think they might be behind Hardhome?
>>70697221
The only way for a smalljon to become greatjon is killing the greatjon by himself.
deepest lore
>>70697245
The tree thing is pretty justifiable. Just replaces trees with churches, and cut down with burnt down.
Then picture how the average medieval european society would react to a bunch of muslims invading their land and burning every cross they could see.
>>70697258
>Wait smallJon killed him?
I might be misremembering that now you say it.
>>70695098
pic related
meme theory: theon's volcano cock
serious theory: R'hllor = Great Other
moment i'm looking forward to: Battle on the Ice
>>70697262
Goddamn dude
What's the point? I mean got is far from cerebral but it's not just some background noise sitcom
>>70697221
>>70697258
No, Smalljon said he wished he had killed him when he confirmed his offscreen death.
Still retarded.
>>70697279
other than muh death god
NEW THREAD
>>70697319
>>70697319
>>70697319
Holy shit. I just realized. What will happen to /got/ when the season is done? I'll miss these threads ;_;
>>70697271
I don't really think we can classify them as women if they only have one gender for the entire species.
They have feminine traits but they're more like tree-parasites with magic than anything else. Or maybe all the males died because they got home from a hard days work being at peace with the northerners.
>Oh hi honey whats for dinner.
>Oh hi treedick12, we just created a frost-necro-man in our backyard to go kill humans for us teehee.
>What.
>Yeah its great, fuck them for burning our trees amirite, we also gave him free will so its totally not gonna back fire!
I bet the night king was laughing his fucking undead ass the entire way down to the wall.
>>70695493
Is Cat still alive in that one? Just Skip her chapters, and when you get to Dance skip dannys, Cersei is boring as fuck but it gets real good, so read all of them.
>>70696795
She's jonsaautist. I remember when she asked docmantistobogan if jonsa will ever happen. Then he said jonsa is weird and it's not gonna happen.
>>70697312
wait, smalljon is retarded? what the fuck?
What do you think Bran saw when he looked into the eyes of the island? Oh, I mean the Heart of Winter?
Also realized how many similarities ASOIAF has with LOST. Both have characters experiencing bizarre dreams, both feature magical cripples who think they are going to do something important, both feature dogs who are loyal to their masters.
>>70697328
>What will happen to /got/ when the season is done?
Max of seven days' grace and then we're genera non grata once more, I'm pretty sure.
>>70697324
Am I the only one who finds her kinda hot in these
>>70697300
I've been doing it for so long that only GOT and really great shows can make me sit back and full-screen it. Even then I'll drop it if its a scene I cba with like Arya.
I need better willpower.
That said I've started watching BSG and I can't tear my eyes from the screen. I had no idea a tv scifi from fucking 2004 could be this fantastic.
>>70695493
Get ADWD and read the Boiled Leather FeastDance ordering. It's inexpressibly better.
>>70695098
Nice, that's my OC
pic related
theory: Dany is the main villain
moment I'm looking forward to: Ramsay's death, I wonder how he will react
Do you want to play a Game of Thones, you fucking bastard? I have become Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North after the Clash of Kings, come and see. I have a Storm of Swords ready for you, bastard. I dare you to fucking come for me. I have your little bother, and soon I will make him a Feast for the Crows, bastard. I will burn you and all of your fucking wildling sluts after I flay your bodies - you will burn like a Dance of Dragons, come and see. Fuck you, you piece of shit bastard. The Winds of Winter will blow across your blackened bones and I will pick my teeth with your splintered ribs before I gently fall asleep and have a nice Dream of Spring, come and see. Come and see, you fucking bastard. Come and See.
>>70696189
>a fucking dwarf literally 1v1s a SotH
>Barry gets killed by these chucklefucks
>>70697038
>If that were possible, why didn't the more powerful and experienced 3ER do that before?
He wasn't more powerful, he was just more experienced.
>>70697488
Barry was old as fuck and should have hung up his diaper years before.
>>70696832
>Good Ser
>>70696954
>I think it's in Dracula
Not exactly countless, is it?
>>70697095
Sounds good to me.
when are we going to see ser robert strong annihilate a group of men a la sauron in the first war
>>70697519
Please delete this right now, thanks.
What episode are we up to?
>>70697651
>posts selmy's vow to die as a knight
>complains about selmy dying as a knight
>>70697631
Next episode.
We're probably gonna see a sparrow literally get his face or head ripped off with his bare clegane hands.
High Sparrow is capitalizing (pun intended) on millennials love affair with kike Bernie Sanders
>>70697721
D&D must be psychic or some shit.
>>70697168
>Theory: Children of the Forest are evil and not to be trusted, they definitely seem suspicious.
generic sweet summer child reddit comment
>>70695487
why did they make his death eyes blue and not green
>>70697351
bruh cat died in storm of swords
>>70696489
>black guy wearing a bull's t-shirt
You can't make this shit up
>>70696772
at least it doesn't smell like dried semen and tearsunlike my room
>>70695946
this
