WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY?
GUNI GUGU
Still one of my favorites.
>HALF!
I BE WHERE IM AT
>>70672999
BITCH YOU WAS BUTT NAKED ON A ZEBRA LAST MONTH
I KNOW YOU EDDIEEEE
YOU DA FUCK YOU MAN RIGHT?
SUCK MY DICK EH?
YEEEAH I KNOW YOU...
DEXTER ST. JAQUES
WALK UP SWINGING HIS DICK
Quick
Raw or Delirious?
>>70673870
Raw everytime.
you see that big nigga over there? he's like 6'3 i'm 5'2
>>70673187
YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE ENDS MEET, THE ENDS ARE MEETING LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER
>>70673870
Delirious when I was in high school. Raw in my adulthood.
YOU DON'T OWN ME
>>70673979
Literally When Will They Learn: The Joke
YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID MOOLIE, PAY FOR MY FUCKIN CANDY
ARRRIGHT ROCKOOOOO
PARTY ALL THE TIME PARTY ALL THE TIME
I FUCKER HER
I make love to you.
alright all the guys in the audience who are loyal to their women, put your hands up
YOU LYING MOTHERFUCKERS
>>70672999
HALF!
DUDE GAY PEOPLE ARE FAGGOTS LMAO
MR-T IMPRESSION ROFL
His half speech popped up in my head with the whole Amber Heard shit going on
>>70674136
AND IF YOU GONNA LET A FUCK COME BETWEEN OUR LOVE, then there's something wrong happening here baby
Better stomp yo feet and light a match fo this pussy goddamit
You're leasing the pussy.
With an option to buy.
Some.. AFRICAN BUSH BITCH NAMED UMFUFU...WID A BIG ASS BONE IN HER NOSE
>tfw still watch it every now and then
Raw and Delirious are the only stand ups I can't get tired of.
>I AINT SPEND ALL MY MONEY FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER
Still say this all the time
>that opening skit with Eddie as a kid
I got a joke ta tell..
>>70672999
God Eddie Murphys stand up was prolific.
>>70672999
How can a man do what Eddie did and then fall so low?
Seriously, his 2 only specials are perfect.
>>70674540
He just doesn't give a fuck, he got his money.
>>70674540
Hollywood can happen to him. To be fair, he was still a solid actor until the early 90s.
ICE CREAM
Do Mr. Rob!
SHUT UP BITCH
>>70674611
CAUSE YOUR FATHER IS AN AL-CO-HOOOOOLIC
LILLIAN
IS NOT ALLOWED
TO LEAVE THE HOUSE
LILLIAN
IS NOT ALLOWED
TO USE THE PHONE
EDDIE MURPHY!
FUCK YOU!
>Nothin from nothin leave nothin... had to do somethin, mothafucka hit ya in the mouth
Based drunk dad lecture
Aunt Bunny falling down the stairs had me laughing for about three years.
Oh lord Jesus help me lord
bum-ba-da-bum-ba-da-bum-bum-ba-da-bum-ba-da-bum
Oh Jesus save me now lord almighty
bum-ba-da-bum-ba-da-bum-bum-ba-da-bum-ba-da-bum
Oh lord I'm halfway down
