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stop talking about me you fucking shits
>>70607497
Azor Jon!
>>70609290
Azor Benjen!
Jorah going to get cucked
Azor Jon
Jonsa is love
Jon shall be king and Sansa shall be his Queen
First for Stannis, best king and rightful husbando of the seven Kingdoms.
Azor SANDOR!
Why are Sansafags so intolerably stupid and delusional?
>>70609330
>killed by a man, who was a woman
I'm assuming Ramsay actually does kill Roose in the books as well at some point.
What will be the reason?
Fat Walda isn't pregnant and I don't think she's going to get pregnant and have 9 months within Winds for her to be alive to give birth to a child.
So I don't think Roose having an alternative choice for heir would be the reason for Ramsay to fear for his position and kill his father and brother.
So I wonder what is the reason? What drives Ramsay to kinslaying? And how subtle will bookRamsay be? I doubt the Northern lords would follow Ramsay at all if he acted so brashly as he did in the show. If there are any northern lords to follow him, anyway. I don't see Boltons even winning in Winterfell against Stannis.
>>70609319
you're 5 seasons too late friend.
Does anyone think Sansa has Bolton seed in her? Hopefully she isn't carrying Ramsey's brat.
Mentioning Stannis is every fucking episode this season is a clear indication that the writers are not done with him yet.
Stannis return confirmed.
Episode 9.
Get ready, get hype, bend the knee.
>>70609290
BOBBY B IS THE GOAT GOT
>Wear it in silence or I'll honor you again.
>>70609351
>SO SHOW ME HIS BODY
Nth for my main man and rightfull heir to the Iron Throne, King Joffrey
>>70609371
She has to have an abortion with moon tea to show how strong of a womyn is
>>70609359
That ygritte and stop replying to yourself.
>>70609371
Of course she's preggo. That's season finale's moment.
>>70609370
I mean for the third time.
>>70609351
>killed
>>70609290
>KINGSLAYER! GET IN HERE!
>>70609367
>mfw we get Ramsay POV in next book
>>70609408
>he thinks there's only one Jonsa poster
Does anyone else think that Robert Baratheon's death during the "hunting trip" was actually murder?
>>70609296
Based. How does he do it?
>>70609387
fuck off, Tommen is best king
is John Snow the Luckiest man alive?
>gets sent to the wall
>picked by Jeor Mormont to be his sucessor
>get's captured by wildlings
>alies themselfs
>gets to fuck the prettiest wildling for some time
>betrayis them
>gets back to the wall
>is named Lord Commander
>lets the wildlings through
>gets shanked
>gets washed by semen demon Melisandre
>revived
>oh shit, he Jesus 2.0
>his watch has ended (he can leave the wall and fuck shit up)
>even his (suposed) half sister is all up on his dick
dam (also, anyone got that video of him explaining the ruse to the warg?)
Did you remember to bend the knee today, /got/?
>>70609450
yes, the boar obviously conspired for months to murder Robert
>>70609423
Hound is alive and become the recurring hero of the story getting development, epic fights and waifus while your favourite character will never appear again.
>>70609431
Joffrey was the best character left after Robert died and Jaime's storyline had been fucked up by D&D
>>70609450
Next you'll be telling be Lysa Arryn didn't trip and fall, and Roose Bolton wasn't poisoned by his enemies
>>70609472
Fuck you
>>70609450
are you retarded?
of course it was murder, Lancel had been putting shit in his drink
>>70609448
>he doesn't know about filenames
There's only you here today
>>70609472
>"m'lord?"
>not "your grace"
>>70609472
checked
>>70609517
>putting shit in his drink
Eww.
All hail the King in the North
>>70609472
Not this shit again
>>70609472
I think my mother dying in her sleep would be terrible, but it's honestly the best way to die.
>>70609472
>>70609469
U G L Y
what's his problem ?
>>70609374
If he was returning it would've been in the leaks
>>70609472
bazippy
Not sure if its been addressed, but how did sansa get the stark seal? You cant just pull one out of your ass whenever you want its unique to each house
>>70609594
Leaks?
>>70609579
I don't know, what every carzy cult leader's problem?
>>70609579
superdelegates
I can't be the only person who is looking forward to Theon meeting Grey Worm and the Unsullied.
>>70609579
His knees. He won't kneel. Not to self-serving privileged mortal families, at least.
>>70609603
dude, just have it carved on some solid surface. it doesn't take much to make a stamp.
it's probably take like 2-3 days for a somewhat good wood carver to make one.
"War is over", thought Ned. The mad king had fallen, the peace could take its course in the Seven Kingdoms.
On the way to Robert's quarters, the lord of Winterfell had a thought about his Lady. "Catelyne". It had been a long time since their last embrace.
"-Come on my friend, the mad king is dead, the Lannister boy killed him"
Robert wore a big grin on his face. He would be king.
"-Take a cup and sit with me, Ned, you old northern skin !
-Robert."
Ned removed his armor.
"-Can the lord of Winterfell massage the feet of his brother in arms ?
-Ah ah, Robert, always the same, bring it up."
Robert Baratheon's feet were sweaty, smelly, the stench nearly made Ned flinch. He took a toe, first, puddled it, going slowly to the sole. Robert was a true warrior, as a warrior, it was an honor to make him such favor. Plus he would be the King. First hesitating, Ned brought his mouth to the gross foot. His tongue caressed his big toe, a few seconds later, he shoved it in his mouth.
"-Oh Ned, for the Seven's sake what are you doing ?
-Ush, let me do my job".
At his surprise, Robert remained silent. That couldn't be enough, Ned took off his clothes and rubbed the feet on his belly. He took a look at Robert, his eyes were closed, a smile on his mouth.
He removed Robert's shirt, and then his pants, and the rest, until he was fully naked.
"My King". The two hairy torsos rubbed each other and Ned saw Robert's manhood growing on sight. The now King took Ned's hand and slowly lead it to his royal groin. The member was red, Ned could see veins pulsating on the shaft. He took the huge appendix and started stroking it vigorously.
"Ned, I name you Hand of the King..."
>>70609603
she probably made it. she's very crafty. she makes her own dresses and things, she makes ramsey bolton come hard as fuck. she's good at singing.
she's good at a lot of things, man.
>>70609526
>it's somehow samefag cause me and the other jonsa poster(s) don't change our filenames
Wot?
>>70609579
Typical Zealot bullshit.
Him being an absolute fundie will get him killed.
>>70609664
Not unless you've been samefagging every thread lately
>>70609624
>he doesn't know
Get out while you still can
>>70609664
Dany's party is looking pretty diverse
7 people, two pairs of balls
>>70609682
BLACK HAIR
![[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES externally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xnkJL1C.jpg "[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES externally]")
>>70609682
VALAR DELETHIS
PRESTON
WHEN?
Why are there so few truly comfy scenes on this show?
>>70609664
>yfw theon joins his new brethren in leather
>>70609735
S U P P E R
U
P
P
E
R
Can someone get some fresh Jonsa OC in here?
>>70609735
Because it's a show about misery. The comfy is there for contrast
>>70609690
God you're new
>>70609690
not how filenames work
>>70609682
What the fuck is this
>>70609735
Fuck me he was excellent.
>>70609728
bigger shill than the normies
fuck off already
>>70609773
>>70609803
>>70609773
Sam would never be the seme uwu
>>70609555
Yeah, I'd prefer to die after something like that too
>>70609351
>>70609423
>Brianne "killed" the hound
>Brianne "killed" based Stannis
>>70609735
>You will never eat stew while he gives you laid back and pragmatic advice about life.
>>70609839
Preston is welcome in this thread, normies are not.
"Soldier, I require your help for a moment".
The old gray man surprised you.
"As you wish, Maester."
Luwin was one of the most respected and honorable men in the whole of Winterfell. He had served House Stark as far back as you could remember, and probably way before that. He gestured towards a pile of scrolls and books on the library floor. Even if it wasn't your duty as a guard, it was always a pleasure to spend time with the man.
"Can you help me sorting this out, please ?"
As you execute your task, you realize Maester Luwin is watching you, his head nodding with weird smirk on the lips. A smirk that makes you uncomfortable.
"I am done, Maester."
As soon as you turn your head to face him, you see the old man naked, a flaccid yet enormous penis between his legs.
"One last thing, before you leave."
>>70609892
This
BasedPreston is our guy
>>70609892
R A N A
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>>70609879
The Hound was left for dead. Stannis was actually killed. He's as alive as Ned is.
>>70609891
>pragmatic advice
>following the seven instead of r'hllor who is literally the only god in the universe with any proven power
wew
>>70609879
no, she wounded the hound and arya left him alone to die
brienne cut stannis head off
there no secret hidden tweest here, its done, get over it
>>70609367
I don't think Ramsay will kill Roose in the books...
Why did Ian McShane hang himself and why was Sandor angry?
>>70609879
She has a big heart, she's not a murderer
>>70609371
possibly women in got are apparently completely oblivious of pregnancy. Then again she's also jumped a 10 metre wall and bounced around on a horse which can't be good.
>>70609930
>Stannis was actually killed
Prove it.
It was late in the evening. As you are taking rest in the hall you see Old Nan walking slowly. You had always loved Old Nan, and her scary stories. Tales from her numerous winters.
"Can I help you, Old Nan ?
-You can take my bag, young man."
In her quarters, you ask if she needs anything else.
"That will be enough, thank you, young man... After a short pause, she continues... Would you like a cup of tea from Braavos ?
-Sure, ma'am"
Her old eyes ignited. At your surprise, she undresses.
"There is something you can do... Winter is coming, so would I".
>>70609906
hahahaaha that gif
>>70609956
mcshane slaughtered his own subjects, and then hung himself out of guilt
the hound was mad because he missed out on supper
>>70609371
That would be great. Anything to further BTFO Sansafags.
>>70609967
>bleeding out from a fatal leg injury
>confronted by Brienne, who swings at him
>cut to the last of his men being finished off
>Roose reports finding his body
>Brienne says she killed him outright
He's dead.
>>70609968
DELETE THIS
OLD NAN IS PURE
>>70609967
>I kill stannis -- brienne
>whatever -- davos
>>70609579
He's too based.
HS: bare feet, dirty rags, a life of peasantry, yet he becomes the most powerful man in the capital city, and retains an unwillingness to be bribed or threatened. You can't throw money at him, you can't scare him, he's got God on his side, nigger.
CIA: a lowborn literally who, using his brain to ascend to power cos he fucking wants to. Everyone seems to trust him even though he's blatantly a liar, probably because he hypnotizes whoever he talks to with his constantly changing accent. Dude got an army by pushing a bitch through a hole.
NK: a guy who was minding his own business when some fucking green little whores kidnapped him and stabbed him with meme glass. Now he's an unstoppable killing machine as well as a master ruseman, biding his time until he makes a grand arrival and purges the human fucking shits.
And thus, chaosh crew was born.
Season 1 /got/ were the best threads /tv/ ever had.
I feel bad looking at this parody.
>>70609367
lashes out in anger because lol so evil
The next episode will be out by the time Linda and Preston release their videos.
>>70609866
It's just that?
Well it'd be pretty neat but I was kinda expecting something more
>>70609664
>Its a Meereen heavy episode
Its been a few episodes lads. Brace yourselves.
>>70609329
she
is
not
attractive
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2264245/How-Jerome-Flynn-escaped-sect-cost-EIGHT-years-life--woman-loved.html
>>70609930
>impyling ned isn't coming back too
>>70610063
There's gonna be a Ramsay torture scene too. It's been a few episodes since we've been reminded he's evil.
>>70610006
>fatal leg injury
Tell that to Sandor.
>>70609329
> As wolf must hunt, a wench must invite upon
> the mortal vices for its fleshly hunger. Beware man!
> For 'tis layed before all, not a maid of days bygone
> but indeed a common whore: no more, no less.
> And as the vicissitudes of our dank existence trials
> upon the pure and the wicked alike. 'Tis most unworthy
> be this knave who bears the title of waifu.
>>70610044
God-tier autism
>>70610062
I pity the fool who can't get hype for CLEGANEBOWL
>>70609579
'you forgot the first rule of mass movements, high sparrow, give the people what they want!'
Post relics of /got/ golden age.
>>70610006
>bleeding out from a fatal leg injury
No suggestion that his injury is fatal.
>confronted by Brienne, who swings at him
So and who pauses to reflect on being told to do her duty before the camera cuts away and we see nothing.
>Roose reports finding his body
No he doesn't
>Brienne says she killed him outright
So?
>>70610120
Sandor broke his leg, he didn't sever his fucking artery.
>>70610063
Isn't it about time to leave that place behind? I'm kinda sick of it.
>>70609472
>>70610082
>waaaa
>waaaaa
>why do you have different tastes than me
>>70610063
I sure do love eunuch jokes and rousing speeches.
>>70610153
the bone was sticking out, lucky for him that he didn't do anything too bad
>>70610148
In the premiere, genius. He says they found his body but no trace of whoever killed him.
>So?
What did he mean by this?
MORE WINE
CERSEI, YOU WHORE
>>70609891
>accepting advice about life from a bum who gets himself necked by a bunch of scruffy outlaws
>>70609906
He's making the maesters pay the sausage price.
>>70610148
>I'm Brienne. My entire character motivation is to kill Stannis.
>When given the perfect chance to kill Stannis, I don't.
Wut?
>>70610163
Oh yes it was.
>>70609930
>Stannis was actually killed
>there are people who actually believe this
>>70609930
>Stannis was actually killed
kek
Delusion
>>70609938
>cut his head off
>we never see it
>never see his corpse
wew
>>70610195
Why must you always be so crude
>>70610190
>In the premiere, genius. He says they found his body
Never happened.
>>70610216
Was he one guy who could essentially conjure copies of himself or was it a whole crew of warlocks who looked alike?
>>70610153
>implying Brienne didn't put a touriquet on it
>>70610006
Funny, you didn't mention the scene where Stannis is killed in your post. Surely if he is dead, as you assert, there would be such a scene? Pray tell, which episode was it in?
>>70610242
Will you stop posting this unrelated actress when older Lyanna is revealed and it's not Ozge?
>>70610153
If Stannis had his fucking femural artery severed , he would've passed out during Brienne's speech due to blood loss .
>>70610275
We didn't see Fat Walda die on screen, does that mean she's alive and on her way back to the Twins right now?
>>70610140
Now in glorious technicolor
>>70610173
Shes cute enough but I dont think her acting skills and charisma are enough to make Sansa likable
I know I'm meant to like Sansa but whenever she stumbles out a line its just between meh and cringe, depending on the context
Had Sophie been a legit good actress her scenes could be way different
>>70609938
>>70609930
Did you see Stannis get his head chopped off?
>It’s that rule: ‘If don’t see the body then they’re not really dead.’ Like when we cut Ned’s head off, we didn’t want a gory Monty Python geyser of blood, but we needed to see the blade enter his neck and cut out on the frame where the blade was mid-neck—it was longest discussion ever of where to cut a frame
-Dan Weiss, one of the showrunners
>>70610331
You didn't answer my question.
Promise me, anon.
>>70610153
The femoral artery runs parallel to the femur, so the odds of having a compound fracture and not rupturing it are quite low.
That said, a compound fracture would be a much worse injury to have to treat given the increased potential for infection. For a sliced artery just apply a tourniquet, sever the limb, and you're done
>>70609579
>Worked his way up from obscurity to become a renowned cobbler
>Having parties ev'ry day with his "friends" at the cobbler's guild
>Are secretly jealous of his success which they see as unearned
>One night they drug him and take turns raping him with shoes all night
>When he wakes up he vows to never wear shoes again and spend the rest of his life scheming to take down Big Shoe
>Spend every sermon disparaging shoes
>Threaten, arrest, beat and humiliate the most flagrant shoe wearers
>>70610275
S5 finale. Stop being retarded.
>>70610253
Yes it did, right after the scene with Ramsay and Myranda. Fucking hell, I liked Stannis as well but you have to accept he's dead already.
>>70610328
We did though, we saw her get attacked by dogs and then we heard her dying screams
You didn't see Stannis even get touched by Brienne's sword.
>its a "STANNIS IS ALIVE" thread
>>70610328
We heard her screams and the sounds of dogs tearing her flesh.
>>70610275
>pray tell
just shut the fuck up mate i wish i could curbstomp your smug fucking stupid fat fucking face
答应我艾德·史塔克
>>70610398
holy shit you are pathetic
>>70610366
Doesn't say anything about finding his body.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9Bw6oCyR10
>>70610227
no its you who are deluded. But please do tell how stannis being alive could mean anything to the plot as it stands? He has no support, is a side character and unpopular, represents the religion that is getting darker and more demonised by the episode and the Baratheon link is completely overruled by jon and the targaryen parentage as well as Dany who'd kill Stannis in an instant.
>>70610405
But he is alivein the medium that matters
>>70610328
We didn't see Syrio, Shireen, Luwin, Robert, or Lysa die either. They're all coming back in the season finale, amirite?
Stannis is alive, not the rightful king though.
He'll probably stop trying to be king himself, and support someone else's cause.
>>70610420
>literally being this mad
>>70610429
> emilia clarke reaction image
BTFO
>>70610366
Are you talking about the scene where Brienne swings her sword at the camera? Stop being retarded.
>>70610429
>>70610453
see
>>70610352
>>70610453
only syrio's could be considered offscreen
>>70609967
>>70610006
>>70610275
Reminder that Bobby B is still alive.
If he's so dead, show me the episode he died in and show me his body.
Bobby B confirmed for faking his death and becoming a sellsword.
He'll be back to face the King of Night after he's done whoring and fighting his way through Essos getting strong and buff again
>>70610453
yeah man lysa flew so good she landed on a big mattress and sprung to her feet like a boss
she is the one pulling all the strings in da norf, it will be revealed later
what's your favorite theory, /got/?
also wtf is this "the 3 kingsguard at the ToJ were others"?
>>70610405
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.
>>70610468
You retarded? Stannis would never support someone else taking his throne. He is the rightful king of Westeros.
>>70610453
Syrio is alive though
>>70610468
He will endorse Bernie
>>70610494
BASED BOBBY B. RIGHTFUL KING.
>>70610443
Also the medium where we have been spoiled Stannis' ending and we know will never be finished
>>70610494
If you fucking autists can't see the intentional ambiguity in the scene where Stannis "dies" I can't help you.
Post yfw the Snarks are the true bad guys and the White Walkers were running away from them
>>70610496
i like the one about rhaeger being glamoured
SO FUCKIND BASED
>>70610517
i dont know man, not after his guys roughed up his vendor at kings landing
the high sparrow is a fucking retard if he can't tell that margaery is feigning loyalty to him
post mormont loli
>>70610496
Gylbert Farwynd
If it wasn't for the dumb Ironborn who ignored him they would be conquering Americos right now
>>70610552
what is dead may never die. they want to free us from death.
>>70610063
I find her pretty attractive. Given the opportunity, I would kiss her on the mouth. Should I see a doctor about this abnormality?
>>70610546
Is that Bobby B confirmed alive I'm reading?
BASED.
Post yfw Stannis rides to Jon's rescue in Episode 10
>>70610572
>Religious nut
>Retarded
Pick two
>>70610582
Its not just my pics you want, its my (you)s
>>70610601
Now this is a map I agree with. 10/10
>>70610597
Farwynd just ended up back in Essos
Why, when Myrcella died, didn't Jaime just turn around immediately and go back?
He wasn't that far away yet... I'm sure he wanted revenge for someone killing his daughter...
Besides that, I'm pretty sure Doran wasn't okay with what the keks did, so he'd lock them up again...
Honestly there is no reason for him to go all the way back home directly, he'd have help from Doran and the guards to just fuck up the sand keks
>>70610687
You seriously want the show to spend more time in Dorne?
>>70609290
>eternal /got/ general
how can it be eternal when it clearly had a starting point
fucking retards
>>70610672
Nah, he's warged into whales before and knows that America is there and ripe for the taking
>>70610623
>Jon is getting BTFO by Ramsay "Plot Armour" Snow
>Suddenly a horn blows
>Jon looks to the east and see a man on a hill with thousands of cavalry
>The man pulls down his hood
>Its Stannis
>"Kept you waiting huh?"
>>70610754
But anon, we know from the leaks it's Petyr running in to save the day.
I'm going to steal this from the last thread
>As the most significant Northern metropolis and a seat of government capable of raising an army of thousands for the Starks alone, apart from other lords, can someone explain to me how Winterfell can basically be a glorified mcmansion that can obviously only sleep like 15 families comfortably?
How come the cities are so underwhelming? Why aren't there any big cities besides the capitals of the 7 regions and KL. Where do all the soldiers live all the bannermen can raise any given time. Westeros seems so empty
Serious question
>>70610631
the high sparrow wasn't always a zealot though. he was highborne, wasn't he? he told his entire story to margaery but i can't remember it. my point is he should be wise to the game and see that she is bullshitting him. i fully expect the high sparrow to pull some wicked shit soon
>>70610604
No, Yaras great
>>70610711
No, but they could just have finished the story by locking the keks up "and they lived happily every after", and focus on the rest of the world...
Now they just stopped the story in the middle of the story...
>Jon is getting BTFO by Ramsay
>Littlefinger has arrived and has betrayed both sides so that he can be the ultra lord of the Riverlands, Vale and North
>Suddenly, in the distance, a huge army of cav smashes into Littlefinger's Vale Knights
>"Right on time, heh"
>It's Walder Frey
HERE WE GO
>>70610779
Stannisfags btfo by based CIA
WHY IS ASHA LESBIAN?
>>70610797
Because extras cost a lot and CGI can't do everything.
>>70610754
>Form ranks, you dogs!
I just need to rid my soul of this shit
Clive Russel, Ian McShane and Rory McCann outplayed every fucking one this season and Clive Russel had to actually play with fucking Coster-Waldau who doesn't even know what to do with his character for like fucking three seasons
McShane-McCann was superb and the first real moment in this fucking trainwreck of a season
now I want a solid Hound arc with him hunting down people and going all chaotic good
also: Sparrow arc is the new Kate Episode
I use the time to piss rather than listen to this bullshit
>>70610833
she's bi you dumb cunt
>>70610805
But, We Do Not Sow
She better have paid the iron price for that garden
>>70610833
They decided it was the best possible way of specifically pissing you off.
>>70610833
>Theon has no cock
>Asha is a dyke
Euron was actually the only Greyjoy capable of continuing the family line
>>70610833
Because my dick demands itjk I'm a girl :^)
>>70610805
>tfw the writers make you a dyke because youre not pretty enough
Poor Gemma, she deserves better
>>70610879
Where are all the ugly, tired whores
>>70610849
where is this scene actually from ? What is the source of this gif ?
>>70610907
you just KNOW
How come the fish people have the capabilities to build 1000 ships yet have not already taken over westeros?
>>70610496
I personally like the great maester conspiracy because it looks a lot like the tinfoil theories we have irl.
And the "Varys is a Merling" one just for the keks
>>70610863
I don't doubt this was dnd rationale
>>70610833
They probably couldn't show white haired little kid whores that Volantis has. I bet Asha has mad shotalust
imagine an episode that focused entirely on not one battle, but two battles
one would be the major battle of the season, but every third or fourth scene or so, we would cut to Bran having a flashback. then we see the battle of the Trident with our own eyes. so we could see Jon fighting thick in a major battle, then a couple of scenes later, we flash back to Rhaegar, Selmy, Robert, and others fighting in the past.
would be based
>>70610858
>>70610863
>>70610871
>>70610879
WHY IS THIS ACCEPTED?
>>70610869
>In the first episode they dressed up as merchants because they were afraid of being killed
>Walk around the city in far better clothing with no bodyguards
They could easily be assassinated there and then by some random harpies or killed by hungry slaves looking for coin
>>70610912
Some Youtube thing before Season 5, you clicked on the video to choose your house allegiance I think
When it came out everyone started spazzing out that Stannis would die because he had blood on his face
>>70610905
fucking the peasents and sailors.
the more "important" you are, the better looking the whore will be.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70610943
>tfw no dany pics
>>70610869
>no gogg xD
>>70610963
thank you , based anon
>>70610941
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER
>>70610869
actual color on a game of thrones set
>>70610496
>Braavos = Illuminati
>the Undying = 666th degree Freemasons
>Euron = a greenseer and one of 3 eyed raven's previous failed students
where do the maester's fight into this?
>>70610805
Cute
>>70610855
> fucking Coster-Waldau who doesn't even know what to do with his character for like fucking three seasons
This is D&Ds fault, NCW can't turn shit into gold.
> this fucking trainwreck of a season
Wot m8? This has been the best season in the last few years.
> now I want a solid Hound arc with him hunting down people and going all chaotic good
Now this I can agree with.
> also: Sparrow arc is the new Kate Episode
The Sparrow arc is going to determine a lot in the future so you're a retard if you think skipping those parts is a good idea.
>>70610824
>Frey's enter the battlefield
>surprise on their side, start turning the tide against both the North and Baelish
>suddenly, through a thicket of trees without warning, another group enters the battlefield
>"Not today"
>it's the BWB
>>70611050
>Wot m8? This has been the best season in the last few years.
>it's a stannis thread and i barely even posted on it
wew lad
>>70611028
That's a set photo, they couldn't digitally colour graded it to shit yet :^)
this has been the best season since s2
prove me wrong
>>70609371
Nah, it appears at least half a year has already passed since she came to the wall and gathering various lords.
Only came for the JUST meme of the night watch' old douchy guy that hated Jon Snow.
>>70610907
>>70610943
who /chooseviolence/ here?
>>70611064
You misunderstand, Frey is joining on Jon Snow's side to avenge Thicc Walda, This cucks the Starks out of their revenge because Walder and the Freys are suddenly good guys.
>>70611124
maybe you should fuck off tourist
>>70610797
>the show
but in case you were wondering about the books, most peasants and small time lords/landed knights live in small holdfasts and villages dotted around that don't appear on the map because they are basically insignificant. Remember Westeros is actually quite huge, theirs plenty of land and most people are farmers and such that don't have anything to do with the huge castles and cities.
There actually are a few decent sized cities apart from the obvious ones like KL, Lannisport and Oldtown.
>White Harbor
>Gulltown
>Maidenpool
>Duskendale
>>70611082
if the waif was actually arya, then who was disguised as arya?
>>70611093
>Doran and Areo killed off in a few seconds
>We never got to see Areo use his axe
>Sand snakes quipping
>Teleporting sandsnakes
>DUDE WOMEN ARE THE BEST LMAO
>Teleporting hounds
>Davos not depressed as shit
>DO YOU THINK SHE HAS WHITE PUSSY HAIR
>Teleporting Brienne
>Stannis' body wasn't even shown
>Ramsay is a tactical mastermind who just slaughtered Stannis when he should have lost a good portion of his army
>Le witty dwarf saying Varys has no cock
>I guess we won't be going to Westeros anytime soon :^)
>Varys and Tyrion walking around with no bodyguards
>Harpies burning all 192 ships
>No guards at the port
>Slaves writing in English
>Allister Thorne and the mutineers not being executed
>Euron saying "I am the Drowned God"
>Roose giving Ramsay a hug
>Ramsay stabbing Roose while he's getting a hug
>Fart jokes
>Dick joke
>House Mazin is really taking the Manderly role
>Vale army just chilling at Moat Callin
>Salsa telling CIA to fuck off because she agreed to get married to the family that killed her mother and brother even though CIA didn't even know how brutal Ramsay was
>Euron admitting being a kinslayer
>Euron saying to everyone to kill his niece and nephew
>Aeron is fine with this
>Nightking teleporting his army directly to Bran
>Meera killing a White Walker
>Three Eyed Raven killed in his 5th scene
>Hodor killed off
>Summer killed off for literally no reason
>White Walkers are biological weapons
This is the best season yet-D&D
Note some stuff here was when only the first episode was out
>>70611093
Well S2 is worse than S3 and S4 for starters
I do agree its good though, possibly better than some of the early seasons, I just have this feel that its going to be remembered as the last season that didn't suck
>>70611077
Now don't go talking crazy. Its better than season. Thats about it.
>>70611095
why do he post this in every thread?
is it commercial spam, is he trying to get us to come to his site? should we report it as such?fucking fredposter
Have these been posted already?
>>70610940
>Jon meets Ramsay's gaze amidst the battle of bowls
>just as Rhaegar captures Robert's eyes
>there we're no words, as there we're no need for them
>Fury spoke as the storm rages at the trident, so did snow fell at winterfell
>both men fought with rage and responsibility
>Ramsay takes the upperhand
>just as the scene cuts to Robert mauling Rhaegar with a hammer
>no sound, no music, just men at each other's throats
>Rhaegar falls and scatters rubies into the stream
>just as Jon Snow falls and bleeds to the snow
>then littlefinger arrives
>>70611093
This is correct to be honest with you familia.
> no sand snek scenes since the beginning of the season
> storylines are finally showing progress instead of the glacial progress that was common in S4 & S5
>>70611095
Dumb Fred poster.
>>70611195
>>/v/
>>70611172
This is a fucking epic post mate
Can you do one for ADWD too? I think it would be even longer
>>70611149
Kek, keep thinking i will my plebbit friend.
>>70610827
dat lannister banner
>>70611171
and where did they get an arya mask? don't they make those by taking off the faces of corpses?
>>70611093
did you EVEN watch episode 1? that was enough to confirm this as the worst season by far, even though episode 7 was actually pretty good the majority of it has been just average.
>Be GRRM
>Create a pretty good fantasy series
>Hit a writer's block
>Get offered to have a movie made of my books
>Say no
>Two guys who seem to know a good bit about my books say they will try and make the full series into a tv show in HBO
>Its a bretty good idea, they seem like they care about the source material
>Season 5 begins
>Oh I guess they aren't doing Stannis story
>Oh they butchered Dorne
>They cut out Stannis winning Winterfell for Hardhome
>Stannnis' battle is literally 30 seconds long
>Jon is killed because they made Allister Thorne a racist
>D&D blame me for having Shireen burnt by Stannis even though Shireen is burnt in different circumstances and not by Stannis
>Ok maybe it just fell off it footing
>Season 6 begins
>Dorne is butchered even more
>Euron is uncharismatic as fuck
>BloodRaven is killed after having less than 4 minutes of screen time
>Quips everywhere
>Killed the direwolves
>All of the Northern houses are Bolton cucks
>Jon is exactly the same as before
>Have their characters admitted as kinslayers
>They added in some retarded time travel bullshit
>D&D say I told them to do this
>I was joking
>They don't even care about the source material
>They are retarded
>mfw
Saviour of the seven kingdoms incoming
>>70611270
Did you miss Season 5's finale? They already have Arya's face
>>70611303
>She's a Slut.webm
>>70609579
As we all know, nobody's supposed to stop our faves from exercising their right to being their entitled snowflake selves. who cares if over 75% of the population suffer and starve from the petty games of the nobility? the sparrow wants to curb muh fave's fabulousness and bring them to the level of the common folk. that's just totally wrong.
PRESTON SAID SEASON SIX WATCH EPISODE 7 MAY BE A DAY OR TWO LATE
THE EPISODE CAME OUT SUNDAY
IT IS NOW WEDNESDAY
PRESTON WTF
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FIND TIME TO DO YOUR Q&A AS WELL
>>70611327
why anyone would want to wear Arya's Face is beyhond me
>>70611189
Because your /v/eddit shit show is not welcome here.
>>70611375
Fuck off shill
>>70611327
Why would the waif put on an Arya mask?
>>70611220
It will take me awhile to type it out, so the bad stuff or the good stuff you want?
>>70611295
I get the feeling Gurm doesn't care too much about what happens in the show because money.
>>70611395
The bad stuff
You could probably write a novel as long as ADWD out of it, so I wont blame you if you dont
>>70611394
why would aria put on a old women mask on top of the waif mask.
why would waif get a bot to westeros
>>70611408
He doesn't much care about what happens in the books either
>>70610063
Vigo the Carpathian
>>70611375
We made fun of him when he came on the thread. Now he's pouting.
>>70611393
>triggered redditor.webm
>>70611408
He called the show paid fanfiction. He also seems to dislike the show and D&D now.
>this cuck posts the low res stills again
fuck right off
>>70610604
i like her to anon. she looks like she works for what she wantsif you know what i mean
>>70611050
But lannisters shit gold?
>>70611474
>He called the show paid fanfiction.
Source?
>>70611481
>no guards
>>70610805
>Check out my garden
>2 foot tall dandelions everywhere
isnt that an abandoned lot
>>70611533
>no cock :DDDDD
>>70611509
He said it in his NotABlog. I'll try and find it again
>>70611509
He's making it up
>>70609879
>>Brianne "killed" the hound
>Implying it wasn't because he fell
>Missing that a "mountain" fucked him up again
>>70611538
Ironborn aren't known for their gardening skills.
>>70611550
::Dd
:--DD
>>70611538
maybe she likes dandelions.
i imagine a garden that big would require a lot of up keep. i own one about a third that size i need to do shit to it every day just to keep it somewhat clean.
>>70611461
preston is somewhat a-attractive :3
>>70611390
halloween m8
>they keep sending more characters to Dany
>while Tyrion and Davos proved its where characters go to die
>>70610195
>tfw all he wanted to do was be fat, drink wine, and fuck whores
His is the only tragic and relatable story in the entire series.
>>70611605
Fuck off Preston
>>70611082
They're not the same face, you're faceblind you autist
>>70609957
For you
>>70611481
>he waits 20 minutes for far away to post them
>>70611609
you own me a new cup of coffe, cause i spat mine out from laughter
We /sansafags/ now.....Shout out to all my fellow Sansafags
>>70611509
http://baltimorepostexaminer.com/george-martin-game-thrones-licensed-fan-fiction/2016/05/29
Here you are my man
>>70611612
>Davos
>>70611605
>balding
>attractive
kek
>>70611461
I missed that, was he using a trip or something so I can easily find his funposts?
>>70611633
>age: fat
kek
>>70611680
Last episode re-converted me into a /sansafag/ too. She looked hot again.
Now I want that giantess slag to dominate me
>>70611636
Shut your cock hole faggot. Preston can say whatever he wants.
>>70611659
>he posts shitty ant resolution stills because they "came out first"
NEW THREAD
>>70611750
>>70611750
>>70611750
>>70611742
>tfw Robin and Sansa take the Iron Throne
>>70611605
i would fuck him, not even memeing
>>70611164
Show, books didn't really care. Was just wondering this overall. Seemed so odd. Raise the bannermen. What like those 20 dudes living in Winterfell?
>most peasants and small time lords/landed knights live in small holdfasts and villages dotted around that don't appear on the map because they are basically insignificant
This is basically what I wanted to know. I keep fucking up the surface aswell thanks for the map. Keep confusing Westeros with glorified, slightly bigger UK.
>>70611391
just because you don't watch a show and can't join in on the fun doesn't mean you have to be a little bitch :)
>>70610805
>we do not sow
It's nice to see that's she's really livening the character.
Maybe the Grayjoys don't sow becuase they suck at gardening.
>>70609579
He escaped them
>>70611742
>Robin has warg or placeholder genes
>obsessed with flying
Confirmed dragon-rider.
>>70609735
He played a pretty comfy (but opposite) character on Pillars of the Earth, too.
>>70610907
>>70610923
...and Moon-boy, for all we know.
>>70611683
>“Well, you know, it’s the most popular show in the world. We have an amazing cast, an amazing crew, amazing writers. It would be hard to be any more fortunate than I’ve been in my partnership with HBO."
Cheers. Doesn't seem like he means it as an insult.
>>70610879
same fellow lesbo
My clit was diamonds and my vagina a waterfall
>>70609930
Except we actually see Ned's decapitated head in the very next episode.
