Twisted fucking psychopath
HYPED >>70543008
Azor Jon
I miss Ned, he made me feel happy and safe
Nth for body-hairless women
Eggs for legs.
Reminder that she is fucking confirmed
>Ep 10: Brienne meets a friend turned foe
>Many references to her death in the last two episodes
>Leaks said Thoros' actor returns for a hanging scene
>This song played in the scene where Hound finds hanged McShane, same song that played when Brienne swore her oath to Catlyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__7ryG3teUc
If you don't like pubic hair, you're a faggot.
I read GRRM's "The Second Kind of Loneliness" today, written when he was living as a semi-NEET after college.
>There are times, out here, when I want someone to talk to so badly that I scream, and start pounding on the walls. There are times when the boredom crawls under my skin and all but drives me mad.
>But there are other times, too. When the ringships come. When I go outside to make repairs. Or when I just sit in the control chair, imaging myself out into the darkness to watch the stars.
>Lonely? Yes. But a solemn, brooding, tragic loneliness that a man hates with a passion—and yet loves so much he craves for more.
>And then there is the second kind of loneliness.
>You don’t need the Cerberus Star Ring for that kind. You can find it anywhere on Earth. I know. I did. I found it everywhere I went, in everything I did.
>It’s the loneliness of people trapped within themselves. The loneliness of people who have said the wrong thing so often that they don’t have the courage to say anything anymore.
>The loneliness, not of distance, but of fear.
>The loneliness of people who sit alone in furnished rooms in crowded cities, because they’ve got nowhere to go and no one to talk to. >The loneliness of guys who go to bars to meet someone, only to discover they don’t know how to strike up a conversation, and wouldn’t have the courage to do so if they did.
>There’s no grandeur to that kind of loneliness. No purpose and no poetry. It’s loneliness without meaning. It’s sad and squalid and pathetic, and it stinks of self-pity.
>Oh yes, it hurts at times to be alone among the stars.
>But it hurts a lot more to be alone at a party. A lot more.
GRRM is one of us.
Preston
FORM THE DUSTY MESA
Cleganebowl next season. Just the weigh ins this time around folks. see you next year for the big event.
What did they mean by this?
FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT THE BRYAN CRANSTON CAMEO YOU FUCKS
so is clegane now a hedge knight?
What is our predictions for TWOW /got/ ?
Why didnt he cut both of Jamie's hands?
>>70544822
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
>"Who can defeat Ramsay and all his army in one day? Fuckin A MAN... C I A MAN".
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hW9cCWm53H4
When will I see my waifu again?
>>70544852
Never gonna be finished
>>70544838
nah nigga, he's going to become a paladin of the seven.
A reminder that Ser Arthur Dayne was the greatest swordsman to have ever exist
>>70544888
Next week probably. We're due for another shitty tyrion scene.
>>70544826
>SLASH
>STAB STAB STAB
>TWIST
Then Arya just walks it off like it's nothing. Not quite Dany tier plot armour but still pretty thick.
>>70544755
>>70544826
>>70544836
Where are they going with this? She's going to heal up and then what?
>>70544904
yeah and he got killed by a literally who bushman manlet lmao
>the waif will never stab you and toss you in a canal
;_;
>>70544909
I'm bracing for all the hilarious HAHA NO DICK jokes he'll make about Theon.
>>70544828
WE DONT KNOW Anything ABOUT IT WITHER THAN HES DOING IT
>>70544904
That title belongs to another member of House Dayne
Did they delay the cleganebowl for season 7 to save up budget?
>>70544938
She didnt toss Arya in. Arya jumped herself in order to escape or Waif would have finished her off
>>70544975
Does the Waif actually think she's dead?
>Episode 8 is called No One
i don't think i really want an Arya heavy episode
>>70544855
he would have died, almost died from losing 1
>>70544943
I dread having Theon, Varys, Greyworm, and Tyrion all in the same room.
Bearloli = anime
>>70544960
>to save up budget?
no, they just need more time to flesh out his redemption arc.
>>70544930
Jaqen took the fall for her, Arya is still in the cave. Real Arya also wouldnt call a nigga westerosi, only jaquen would. Arya doesnt walk like a fancy nigger, jaquen does. Those aint Arya's clothes either
>>70545001
That's the thing anon, it's not about what you want. It's about what you need
>>70544997
In ep08's trailer she's chasing her with a spear.
>>70544997
We literally have no clue. Assuming the show's not retarded, she didn't truly intend to kill Arya.
>>70544975
>She didnt toss Arya in. Arya jumped herself in
So? thats not the scenario I want to happen, I want her to toss me in like a piece of trash.
>>70545001
Another episode of her wearing the thickest plot armor ever forged.
>>70545014
> dat FAS
>>70544826
>those "stab" sounds
fucking pathetic m8
>>70545025
>Arya also wouldnt call a nigga westerosi
What else would she refer to someone from Westeros as? Srs question.
>>70545032
You want ze good arc, but you need ze bad story
>>70544943
>>70545012
>"Greyjoy, eh? If I lost my cock I don't think I'd have any joy left in me at all."
>"Didn't we meet in Winterfell? You've come a long way from the ward of the Starks. What is it they say? Ah yes, Winter is Coming. I suppose, you won't be any time soon."
>>70544797
>>Ep 10: Brienne meets a friend turned foe
Those synopses are fake, made up by some fag on IMDb
LSH unconfirmed
>>70545014
bearloli=love
>>70545001
Fucking hell didnt u see the episode 8 preview?? It will be Jaime heavily related. Arya may get about 15 mins top.
>>70544755
>It's a CLEGANEBOWL thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exjgZ-a399o
>>70544888
Your waifu is shit.
So did they officially kill off Arya Stark or did she find help?...
>>70545039
>Cover assassins
>Attacking someone in broad daylight on the street
>Running around with a spear
Is this a joke by the writers?
So guys...
Thoughts on Cleganebowl?
>>70545071
This guy looks like the Nights King
>>70545083
She would've said something like, "You're from Westeros? Ill suck your dick for a cabin" But also where would real arya get the money
Did she die on the way to Bear Island?
>>70544852
fat man dies.
>>70545085
Kek
>>70545109
15 minutes is a lot, that's a 1/4 of the show.
>>70544888
All i want is a girl with titties like those so I can rub my dick between them.... why is it so hard to find this? :(
>>70545142
Nah she is in Braavos and will save Arya.
>>70544930
she's not going to heal. do you really think a pro like Waif will fail an assassination to a pleb like her?
Any Arya you see in the next few episode is just a mask.
>>70545137
she became a master thief during her time being blind and getting the shit kicked out of her.
>>70544975
This is why I have a hard time believing its Jaqen. What the fuck is the point of him running?
>>70545142
Cant bring the witch to treat with lolibear.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CjFhNlW9zSo
>sophie plays "throne, bone, slay"
>choices are jorah, jon, and jaime
>throne jaime bc he's cool
>bone jorah "because i like older men"
>slay jon snow bc too emo
interviewer is retarded for not making it "jon, littlefinger or tyrion"
>>70544892
>>70545147
Simply epic guys!
Does anyone know of a fat man who is older than Gurm? Fat old people are a rarity... because they die.
How long does he got?
>>70545125
Robert Strong looks so fucking bad. Jesus Christ.
>>70545166
Because it's the show
>>70545124
no they're adapting assassins faithfully
they've researched 100% true assassination fighting methods
>>70544804
Literally me right now while the rest of the family plays cards and I shitpost
>>70544896
>paladin
Thats the kind of word you start using when they cut your cock off?
>>70544838
He's been a hedge knight since he renounced the king.
>>70545171
As a disguise.. why dont any of the people help him when hes injured? Cos he is no one!
>>70544802
this
>>70545125
wondering what Sandor's new armor is going to look like. i'm guessing some hand-me-down or some stuff he steals off the brotherhood. i don't think they'd go full paladin with him getting gifted le ancient holy armor of the seven or some such.
>>70544960
I assume episode 10 will be 69 minutes of the cleganes punching each other to death.
>>70545088
what would happen if he got prostate stimulated?
would he shoot a huge puss laden gob out of his stub?
>>70545166
Oh, so this probably wasn't even Ayra?
>>70545102
I want a scene when bear loli take a handsome man and make him, her lover.
>>70544904
nah. smiling knight.
>>70545179
Isn't he dating Leslie? KIT KEKED BY IAN GLENN.
>>70545179
>slay jon snow bc too emo
Based Salsa
>>70545189
eh my grandad is over 10 years older than him and is fat
I still don't think gurm will last, but he can afford top healthcare so whoknows
>>70544883
>tfw someone else finally posts this
thank you anon
1st for Snowdown > Bastardbowl
Why didn't Lyanna Mormont ask Jon why he was carrying around their family's priceless heirloom valyrian steel sword?
>>70545179
>Rose wants to bang Jorah and slay Jon but fucks Kit irl.
Guess either Jon is nothing like Kit, Rose is a slut, or she wanted a spicier answer than saying she'd throne or bone her boyfriend's character
>>70545012
>we're going to need a thousand times more ships than there are cocks in this room
>>70545255
Going off my experience, absolutely nothing would happen
>>70544826
shouldn't arya have gotten suspicious as soon as someone called her 'pretty'??
>>70545279
manletbowl
Nth for Queen of the North
>High Sparrow tells Marge he's going after her grandmother
>Marge immediately convinces her to leave the city
I really hope the High Sparrow is just pretending to believe Marge's conversion cause otherwise he's a complete retard.
>>70545293
>DABID
>>70544836
Why not stab her in the neck? Why even drawher attention when you have the perfect opportunity to get directly behind her?
I want Bearloli to have a scene right before Dany, so everyone realises Emilia Clarke is outclassed by a child.
>>70545088
your cock jokes at least have the slightest bit of wit to them. we won't get anything like that out of d&d.
WHO IS GOING TO GET THE NORTHERN HOUSES?!?!
>YFW BRONN GETS THE TWINS
>>70545025
So when will they reveal that faceless men have intestine restoring powers too? Cause I won't accept anything less of a reason for why this nigga would risk death over a girl who's done nothing by disobey him.
People need to give GRRM a break. Remember, this series is his magnum opus, it's like his child, or his wife. And, just like George's wife, it won't finish, or will require another man to do it.
>>70545267
They were on a break
Any Punished Hound edits yet?
>>70545301
Shouldn't she have been suspicious of literally everyone as soon as she betrayed the faceless men for a second time?
She has literally no excuse, she knows they can change faces and knows that they would be after her
>>70545323
>>70545323
Oh he knows.
He just knows it's best to have her out and free to get pregnant and produce an heir the High Sparrow can mold to his liking than to lock her up again or call her out
>>70545312
That would also be the Vale and the Riverlands
>>70545262
Nah, Arthur Dayne beat the smiling knight fairly easily. Also Jaime mentioned how he managed to fight the Smiling Knight single-handedly and keep his own, and that was when he was 15
>>70545336
She wanted her to know who it was and she wanted her to suffer. How is this difficult to understand?
>>70545183
trigggggggerrrrred
>>70545351
>Freys
>Northern
Why does every fucking idiot keep making this mistake?
>>70544930
Arya is going to worg into the waif when she starts chasing her
>>70545336
why even drawher indeed
>>70545298
what if he still has his balls? maybe ramsay isn't as sick as tranny self mutilators.
>>70545394
sounds likea girl has issues
>>70545267
>>70545286
>September 2014
Kit and Rose have been dating on-and-off for ages. Maybe this was when they were broken up.
>>70545336
She wanted her to suffer
>>70545336
Because that would kill her...
anyone have cersei saying she made a terrible mistake with the subtitles on?
>>70545312
Only gonna happen if Jonsa does
>>70544838
A hedge knight is just a knight without a lord.
>>70545323
I like that they're really hammering in his misogyny to make sure the idiot normies dislike him.
am i right in thinking the faceless can only use the faces of dead people? if so how would jaqen have become arya?
>>70545112
What a shit song
>>70545425
why doesn't she want her dead?
>>70545242
Awesome.
>>70545114
Apologize immediately or I will be forced to take action
>>70545394
Why does it matter if she knows if she's dead in a few minutes anyway? If I were going to fuck someone up and let them know it was me, I'd just paralyse them or stab out their eyes or something.
>>70544904
A reminder that I'm going to bury my smelly dick in your loose asshole
>>70545431
cousin*
>>70544755
she looks like a caveman god damn
>>70545095
Proof?
Dis makes me sad
>>70545446
He literally had arya's face just last season.
>>70545431
Shit theory
Shit quotes
>>70544852
(f)Aegon gets to KL long enough for Jon Con to spread the stone plague. Tyrell forces are too divided but Randyll Tarly eventually beats the fake Dragon the fuck out, but not before the damage is done. Only way to keep the shit from spreading is to blast the city with the wildfire.
>>70545450
Because either there is a clever twist coming up, or poor writing. They are the only reasons Wait wouldn't have at least hung around a few minutes, and checked out the nearby steps leading out of the river, maybe see if there was a fresh blood trail
>>70545284
A thousand times this.
It is custom to return a Valyrian steel sword to its family, that's why it was a big deal when they reforged Ice instead of returning it. Ned brought Dawn back INSTEAD of Arthur Dayne.
>>70545454
wew lad
that's one of those webms that is kind of hot but actually kind of makes me feel bad because no qt like that will ever be on my couch.
>>70545399
EVERYTHING IS NORTH OF DORNE FAGGOT
>>70545509
>clever
Why did the brotherhood slaughter a bunch of innocent peasants?
I thought they were meant to be good guys, or at least fighting for the tullys
>>70544755
Something retarded is going on here
>Arya strolling down the street like their isn't a guild of assassins after her
>Not suspicious of a creepy old lady
>Multiple guts stabs (lol only 9mm)
>No needle
Even if she escapes to Westeros they'll hunt her down eventually.
>>70545274
No problem
>>70545423
>>70545394
She could have opened up her trachea. While Arya was writhing on the ground slowly asphyxiating she could have enjoyed her suffering and revealed herself.
>>70545284
She didn't notice it
Is High Sparrow a separate title/position from High Septon? IF so why? What are the differences?
>>70545538
>Why did the brotherhood slaughter a bunch of innocent peasants?
Or did they??
>>70545357
Kek
>>70544797
>Leaks said Thoros' actor returns for a hanging scene
What!
Thoros really coming back? oh man im hyped
>>70545490
Nah Aegons gonna wreck the knights of summer and him along with Dorne are gonna fight Dany when her horde arrives. Especially when Arianne finds out Quentyn is dragon chow.
>>70545515
The Old Bear brought it with him to the Wall even though he renounced all other titles and lands
Then he gave it to Jon, who in turn gave it to Edd.
Maybe it's just the blade of the Watch now. Sucks for House Mormont but the Old Bear did it himself, blame Jorah if anyone for fucking up the succession of the sword.
>>70545538
why the fuck do u think they fight for the tullys?
>>70545537
> Having the ability to finish reading a sentence
>>70545538
>For the night is dark and full of terrors
They're R'hllor fedoras.
>>70545563
One is hillary clinton, the other is Bernie sanders
>>70545577
He fights sandor
>>70545577
Hes confirmed back
But theres a buncha stuff floating around
Some leaks say hound kills him
Others say hanging scene
Who knows but get hype
>>70545515
>It is custom to return a Valyrian steel sword to its family
No it isn't.
I was nice that Ned did that, but it's not customary. Dudes take that shit when they can, spoils of war or battle.
>>70545577
He's the one hanging
Hound fucks him up
>>70545602
Oh, well then
FEEL THE BERN WESTEROS
>>70545594
Blame Maege. Jorah had it until he fucked off to Essos and left it behind. It was Maege who decided to give it to Jeor even though he was in the Night's Watch.
>>70545577
There are Thoros fans?
>>70545490
I believe in the Arianne sample chapter it said Tarly was coming to battle Aegon at Storm's end
how the fuck did House Lannister lose Brightroar again?
>>70545601
But R'hllor is the most pro smallfolk religion.
>>70544802
if u do like pubic hair you're a faggot
there fixed it for you
>>70545577
>>70545609
>>70545620
>>70545632
If Thoros is back then who rezzed LSH?
>>70545563
Sparrows are a new thing. They're like an order of Protestant bums trying to bring back the old days of warrior monks.
The Septon is like the Catholic Pope.
>>70545601
The Brotherhood has every reason to have become religious zealots for Rhllor aftwe witnessing multiple Beric resurrections and possibly a LSH one, real talkin right now?
>>70545490
Grrm has said a second dance of the dragons is coming
>>70545563
Can someone please shop the isis flag onto the sigils of the Houses Jon, Sansa and Davos visit?
>>70545472
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0944947/board/thread/257821783?p=1
>>70545124
Not to mention the kill itself
You go for the throat with a knife; person is dead in 4 seconds by just severing one side
>>70545563
What the fuck is that
>>70545688
There is no LSH.
Leaks confirmed Clegane you don't think they'd confirm LSH if she was in this season?
>>70545218
NOPE, He is not a knight. right now, he is pretty much a bandit/sell sword.
>>70545665
one of their retarded sons took it with him to the ruins of Valyaria
>>70545665
Lost in Valyria
>>70545376
>Sansa takes the North
>Marries the weak willed Robin and takes the Vale
>They claim their mothers Tully claim to Riverlands once the Freys kill everyone
>Profit
>>70545431
>Jonsa
>>70544797
>This song played in the scene where Hound finds hanged McShane, same song that played when Brienne swore her oath to Catlyn
It's the Red God leitmotif, actually. But this leitmotif is indeed present when Brienne swears her oath to Catlyn, which is interesting.
>>70545655
just finished rewatch of season 3-4 Thoros was perfect casting
>>70545698
Grrm also said he'd continue writing
>>70545071
>dat jaw
>dem brow bones
is he white, /tv/?
>>70545689
ah okay, thanks m8
>>70544814
Underrated post, kek
>>70545688
Technically beric
And i really hope they dont go with this hound kills thoros shit,otherwise all the reviving stuff in season was a set up for nothing because fucking dabid
>>70545112
Matterhorn?
>>70545745
Both scenes?
>>70545717
>>70545717
ISIS
>>70545721
Leaks have omitted stuff, it's possible LSH might be one of those or she's in next season
>>70545721
We don't really have any details from Ep 10
>>70545679
Sure Renly. Keep telling yourself that.
>>70545563
One is the Pope whilst the other of John of Leiden
Do you buttwipes actually think it's unrealistic that Arya... walked after being stabbed? Like.. Really?
>>70545071
how do you go from Trainspotting, Kingdom of Heaven, Rome, to fucking Grey's Anatomy? That ABC money must be good. Wish he'd get over his hate of Game of Thrones.
>Thoros died
While I did like him he was admittedly a drunken degenerate. Now Beric, he was actually a man of honor. Shame he's now either dead, evil for no reason, or soon-to-be-dead because of Thoros biting it.
Shame. Thanks for ruining the Brotherhood, Dabid.
>>70545721
Perhaps hbo/d&d did something right?
Almost all leaks come from people sneaking pics on location,if they shot it in a studio they could possibly get away with it
>>70545792
yes we do
>tommen suicide
>ramsay imprisoned
>dorne scene
>cersei wildfirebowl
>the wall falls
>>70545800
Holy fuck it all makes sense now.
How long before the hanging cages come out?!
>>70544883
My nigga
>>70545777
3 really
>finding Arya/Corssroads inn
>Hound fight Beric resurect
>Red Women
he was still great exactly as I always imagined him
>>70545749
But he did....
About puppy and hugo bitching lol
>>70545805
no, they think it's unrealistic she survives after getting her bowels stabbed and the knife twisted in her guts.
Reminder that Arya will die making her entire plotline anticlimactic and a total waste of time
>>70544802
>>70545679
>>70545796
>be skinny manlet
>find fat girl with big jugs
>shave all of our body hair
>oil her down and use her as a slip n' slide
your dick just finds the most interesting pockets. if you haven't done this at least once in your life you aren't living.
>>70545833
It would be a really lame trope if the high sparrow is just a horny old fuck who wants a harem, but you never know with D&D
>you will never be a Mormont
>you will never build a hall of wood and earth with your bear hands
>you will never kick Ironborn scum and fucking Wildling shits into the freezing sea
>you will never swell with pride as your 10 year old lady tells off a traitorous slag that insults your house and takes it for granted
>you will never see the words Here We Stand and feel adrenaline flow through you
So what does he do after killing the Brotherhood without Banners
>>70545858
People have survived getting swords through their stomachs though.
>>70545142
No, she's literally at my house right now.
>>70545805
Like, really. I can't even believe people want Arya dead. I can't even right now, seroiusly? They think she can't survive being stabbed multiple times in her intestines jumping into cold dirty water swimming to safety then walking around cold and bleeding holding her intestines while not passing out from the shock or blood loss I mean I serously can't even right now.
>>70545816
>That ABC money must be good.
it is.
>>70545889
find CleGANE?
What's the point of defending the Wall when the Wall canonically has ancient magic that prevents the Others from passing through? (The face in the wall when Sam is trying to pass, and Benjen can't come through).
Is this the thread where I can act like a drooling retard and other people will relate to me
>>70545805
>ep 6 ends with her hiding in the dark
>ep 7 shes strolling around in the day
Are you sure that wasn't Jaquen wearing an Arya face, who was baiting out the waif.
>>70545886
Didnt he start off by dancing with 7 young scantly clad womens?
>>70545805
I just realised how funny this image of a cat is
>>70545878
I'm fine with this.
>>70545655
Thoros / Beric were the highlight of the show for me during Season 3
>>70545919
The runes keep the Others on their side. The Watch keeps people on their side.
>>70545889
Looks for another big guy
>>70545922
You're looking for >>>/who/
>>70545880
I'm not a skinny manlet though.
send help.
>>70545919
Defend it from Wildings I guess
So these guys are just running around the land murdering random people for the lulz now, or is what we saw some kind of offshoot?
Doesn't make sense, even if LSH took charge why would they do that?
>>70545927
Why would he be doing that, when he ordered the waif to kill her?
>>70545919
"defending" the wall. Reinforcing it, repairing sections that have fallen/decayed. That's why the Builders are so important.
>>70545922
Yes come on in
>>70545906
I also know of people who have walked around with their chest blown open by a shotgun. But sure. She got stabbed. She should be megadead or something
>>70545524
feels worse when you've had a girl like that who used to wear around tank tops and no bra
>>70545929
Really anon?
fucking showfags memory of goldfish
is there a more Punished character than bookJorah?
>that slave tattoo of a demon etched across half of his face for life
>>70545970
Dabid
>>70545970
They murdered them cause they were sheltering The Hound
>>70545970
I suspect Beric and Thoros are dead on the show and what's left are just trying to survive/have lost their way.
>>70545922
>act
>>70545922
Sick dubs bro
>>70545970
They recognized the hound or the septon used to be a frey soldier. Either way they thought these settlers are shifty and up to no good.
>>70545124
>Attacking someone in broad daylight on the street
To be fair this is something the actual order of assassins did.
>>70546005
Why would they be after the hound? They already gave him a trial be combat which he won and then they let him go
>>70545973
Cause he's no one
>>70545970
why not? they were heritics
>>70546008
haha yup thats the meme
>>70545356
He owes her a life.
>>70545986
Why can't Dabid do something right for once and actually kill off that ugly little goblin? Her plot is stupid, boring, and senseless. She's not even doing fucking anything, just kill her off already. But no she'll survive and be skipping around just in time to go kill Walder Frey for le epic awesome justice irony!
>>70545993
What? I totally remember him doing that.....Or was this some weird sex dream I had?
>>70545125
>thoughts ln Cleganebowl?
you niggers better pick 12 more motherfuckers to die because your hype has blinded you to the truth
TRIAL OF THE SEVEN
>>70546005
They let the hound go after winning his trial, why the fuck would they do that?
>>70545970
The brotherhood did something similar in the Saltpans, they sacked a town and one of them wore The Hound's helmet to put the frame on him. I think it was even Lem, per the ASOS epilogue chapter. Goddamn that chapter was dank, I wish it was adapted to the show.
>Y-you said you'd tell him to stop hanging me if I told you!
>Oh you're right, Lem cut that out
>Bugger off
Freys getting rekt will never not be cool. Until Olyvar or some of the good Freys get killed.
>>70546028
So why not just kill the septon, and not a bunch of innocent peasants too? Unless they were all Freys?
>>70545125
why does robert strong look like this meme cat
>>70545970
this
am I becoming senile or were the Brotherhood relatively bro tier last time we saw them? that's a pretty big change without any explanation
>tfw we're going to be beseiged by the worst characters next week
>euron
>dany
>tyrion
>varys
>arya
>bran and uncle coldhands
>>70545125
How can the Hound kill his undead brother?
>>70545371
I think after the stabbening she should get like that and not having a grand ol time on top of a bridge waiting to be stabbed.
>>70546096
Fuck man
>>70546092
pls dont post this cat
he looks so saad
>>70545125
Robert Strong's eyes are so fucking stupid looking
>>70546085
They didnt know what was up for sure. They just saw a murderous septon and the hound in the pack. Better just to kill em all and not take chances.
>>70546096
>Varys
>Europoorn
>worst characters
get out
>>70546096
It's not all bad
>>70546097
Burn him alive,while cersei is burning down kingslanding
>>70546056
fucks sake, ok showfag that was the 'high septon' kinda like the pope, the Sparrows first literally 'first' move was to make him do the walk of shame.
Then Cersei imprisoned him cause she's a fuckwit
>>70544804
DELETE THIS
The pacing in that episode was fucking abysmal. Switching to a different subplot every minute and a half, no time for build up or tension, just awful.
>>70545973
He knows of Waif's disdain for Arya after walking in on their training sessions and just general spying. This time, he wants to see if she can follow his orders to the letter despite her emotional investment in the matter.
>>70546096
Based on how good this episode was, there's no way it's not going to be followed up with shittyness
>>70546057
get out of here, Aerion. No one likes you.
>>70546136
Sounds fucking dumb
>>70546096
Maybe Sandor too? Surely they're not gonna make us wait two weeks to catch up with him.
>>70545439
What misogyny?
>>70546096
I noticed Jon and le wildlings of the blue filter lands arent on your shitty list. Fuck off Jonautist
>>70546094
Only explanation really is that Lady Stoneheart is actually in charge. That said its probably just shit dnd writing.
>>70545255
Someone's been reading about Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe.
>>70545970
c'mon man, you never just been out on patrol and you run across a bunch of farmers in rags where you JUST KNOW you could waste em all and have all the pussy you could rape, and your CO would never fucking find out because its just your fireteam and sarnelli and mccann deal coke on the side so they'd never rat.
like the temptation is fucking intense.
>>70544755
>Hound gets BTFO
>Arya leaves him for dead
>Hound comes back in the same episode Arya gets BTFO
>>70544792
it annoys me that none of them have body hair. Wtf, this is like the middle ages they don't have safety razors and waxing and shit
>>70546069
how many trials by combat have you seen on this show? You really genuinely are asking that?
>>70544904
Double sneak attack damage with one-handed weapons
>>70546171
Stupid shit happens in war
>>70546096
>bran
>worst character
fuck off.
>they somehow made Euron, the most badass character in the book, completely dislikeable and cringeworthy
Bravo
>>70546188
K I N O
I
N
O
Reminder of the top ten greatest knights of the realm are
1. Bronn
2.Barristan
3. Oberyn
4. Arthur Dayne
5. Bobby B
6. Sandor
7. Gregor
8. Jaime
9. Belwas
10. Brienne
>>70546096
who wrote the episode
>>70546162
I still dont understand how pushing over those braziers made the fucking stone floor catch on fire and spread everywhere
>>70546162
Summer died two episodes ago yet you remain
>>70545102
What is really neat is she is personally leading her troops into battle. Great way to inspire the troops if you think about it, if the 10 year old qt charges you pretty much have to follow.
>>70546096
fuckkk. At least we get more benjen/coldhands. I figure he'll just take Bran to the wall then we'll never see him again, except maybe at a final battle against the others. Since he is kind of like them, he probably can't pass the wall right now due to its magic. More and more the only story lines I care about are the ones in the north. Danys is dumb as fucking shit, but at least the show understands that and is blasting through this meereen bullshit way faster than that fat bastard probably expected.
>>70546188
This sint the actual middle ages you tard. They have better medicine too
>>70546240
>Sandor
>Belwas
>Brienne
>knights
>>70546244
D&D wrote the rest of the episodes
brace your pooperhole
>>70546179
no they were killing heretics simple explanation works in both show n books
>>70545538
The septon said he slaughtered innocents before reforming, it's possible the brotherhood knew who he was
>>70546245
Braziers had oil in them too.
>>70545228
why would they change his armor?
did the hippies throw away his old armor? unlikely
>>70546260
Ramsay will win and we will have the SO SHOCKING AND UNEXPECTED scene of him skinning a 10 year old girl alive because LE DARK AND EDGY
>>70546272
They could've been done with the Meereen bs if they didn't decide to double back and give the entirety of Dany's ADWD story to Tyrion.
Episode 6- Bryan Cogman
Episode 7- Bryan Cogman
Episode 8- D&D
Episode 9- D&D
Episode 10- D&D
goodbye comfy episodes
hello shocks and memes
>>70545713
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0944947/board/thread/257821783?p=1
Episode 8 is called "No one" though? this dude just guessed that?
>>70544755
When will lady mormont and yara become the gay queens of essos??? i-ii've been waiting several seasons already baka
>>70546245
At one point I thought Dany could control fire with her magic powers when I saw how unreal the spread of fire was.
>>70546245
Some sort of flammable material perhaps? idk
>>70546240
>not having Ned in
thrash
>>70546275
>calling someone a tard
>being a tard
it's basically the middle ages with some magic dipshit. They sure as shit aren't supposed to be waxing body hair.
Reminder Cersie fucked the Lannisters because of her fear
>She directly and indirectly caused the dead of her children
>Only helped Joffery become and remain a monster. Making him enemies and eventually being killed at his own wedding.
>Marcella dies because she chose the Mountain to fight Oberyn. But......before you forget
>Blamed her own brother on Jofferys murder with no evidence. Leading to the death of Oberyn and the sandcunts killing her
>Drove a wedge between Tyrion and his own dad and Brother. Leading to distrust and Tyrion killing Tywin
Im sure more could ne said about how she fucked up. Her overprotection of her kids only led to thier doom. And
>Tommen will die because of something she does.
LOL BUT WOMEN ARE STRONG THEY ONLY DO GOOD. (Kills her kids with her dumb shit and causes her dad, Tywin the lannister backbone to die.
>>70546303
Seem like a bit of a safety hazard desu
>one of the khalseesi rolls over in her sleep and knocks it over
>they all die
>>70546277
All three are knights, yes.
>>70546348
no they are not
>>70545655
For the short time he was on screen he was perfect.
Loved the little for telling of him in the first season and then the actual showing in the second.
besides arya that whole cave scene was the bomb
>>70546300
So why did they kill a bunch of women and children too?
Its the same bullshit but in reverse of how the wildlings were built up to be peasant slaughtering menaces and now they are the good guys
>>70546338
A good soldier and a good man, but when facing an adversary on his own, he always struggled.
Episode 7 torrent where?
blis resbond
>>70546346
they are burning hot to go near. have you ever gone 2 feet from an open fire?
>>70546309
He isn't the Hound anymore, and that was the Hound's armor.
plus Mountain got new duds when he became Ser Strong.
makes sense he'd get new armor too.
>>70546321
Those leaked separately by Sky Germany. The dude just used those to add credibility to his synopses
>>70546292
Show yes
Books no
>>70545081
>Implying being stabbed in the belly is not one of the most suffering inducing ways to kill someone
nothing like feeling excruciating pain for hours while shitting and pissing blood
>>70546348
So what is Strong Belwas' Sigil?
I need an answer on this, for science
>>70544804
Ouch man.
This has put George in a new light for me though. I forgive you for writing so slowly, George.
Since when does the Brotherhood without Banners kill innocent people?
>>70546309
In the books, he buried his armor and marked the grave with his helm. Then Lem took it and assumed his identity.
>>70546436
A pile of shit
>>70545336
Because that would be a quick death and it was obvious she was going to make her suffer as soon as the faceless faggot told her to not make her suffer
>>70546447
>innocent
>>70546412
kinda works in the books too, I can easily see LSH deciding to burn the heritics, or ya know hang them
>>70544804
>>It’s the loneliness of people trapped within themselves. The loneliness of people who have said the wrong thing so often that they don’t have the courage to say anything anymore.
Fuck.
http://winteriscoming.net/2016/06/03/hbo-confirms-title-for-episode-8-of-game-of-thrones-season-6/
BRIENNE HAS ALREADY MET WITH JAIMIE BEFORE EPISODE 10, LADY STONEHEART CONFIRMED "FRIEND TURNED FOE"
>>70546341
>it's basically the middle ages with some magic dipshit.
Which is why they have better medicine, hygiene, knowledge, construction ability, etc, right?
>>70544838
He's not a knight though and never was, he even said it himself
>>70546447
>Not going full R'hollor hungers on infidels in hopes of a red priestess noticing you and pegging you as a reward
faggot
>>70546461
I knew it
Based Belwas
>>70546402
Ep 7 synopsis was correct. I'm guessing the next ones are as well
>>70546505
A hedge knight is not a knight, you moron
Nocock bullying needs to stop
>>70546436
Targaryen
>>70545450
>>70545336
Because stabbing her in the belly would also kill her for sure but it'll take hours to do it, that actually makes sense considering the waif hate her guts
>>70545454BRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTT
what if
the "Friend turned foe" that Brienne meets
is hot pie
>>70546493
All it means is she will meet Jaimie again on the battlefield and have to fight him
>>70545458
>>berry
>>70546485
She would kill em if they were even remotely tied to the Freys. Don't think we know much about her motivations beyond that right now, her being a true believer or anything. In any event I cant see the brotherhood themselves who are mostly smallfolk doing that kind of stuff.
LS is really just a mess.
>>70546502
this. for a bunch of people still engaging in melee combat, they are really advanced technologically. i'm surprised there isn't a steampunk kingdom.
>>70546525
I'm not talking about hedge knights though, Sandor was never a fucking knight, he state it him self "i'm no fucking knight" or something around those lines
>>70546310
We already know he loses, there will be some shit like Cutest of Her Name somehow takes the walls of Winterfell or opens the gates.
My guess is the Mormont troops will do an infiltration mission, Bearloli+Onion Knight will insist on accompanying them because reasons and she is apparently the most competent 10 year old in human history.
Also team stark is basically a RPG party at this point and Lady Mormont min/maxed the shit out of her character to get an absurd command aura bonus.
>>70546523
the Ep7 synopsis didn't leak
>>70546188
Chick that played Osha said if she had more notice for her nude scene she would have grown out the bush more.
>>70546662
ep 8 leak was correct though? the title atleast.
>>70546590
yea fair enough it does seem like the BWB under LSH would happily hang a bunch of Seven followers tho,
>>70546660
>Also team stark is basically a RPG party at this point and Lady Mormont min/maxed the shit out of her character to get an absurd command aura bonus.
Sansa used CHA as her dump stat but still wants to be the party face
>>70546621
The Maesters control education and hinder progress. Wars do that too
>>70546188
removal of pubic hair was a common practice in many pre-christian civilizations.
>people even caring about LSH
literally irrelevant character in the books
>>70546684
Yes. Just updated in HBO website
>>70546502
Dragons changed the game, they didn't research gunpowder because they had dragonfire
>>70546698
What did Sansa Max?
Where did this week's Greyjoy scene take place? It wasn't clear from the episode.
WHY DID THEY MAKE ASHA A DYKE?
>>70546684
As I said, the titles leaked SEPARATELY, from the company that handles GoT in Germany.
The dude used them to make his synopses seem more accurate.
>>70546756
I got that video in my recommendation list today as well.
>>70546761
>sansa
>having anything at max
>>70546786
She could be bisexual.
>>70546784
Volantis. That was the Long Bridge they were on.
>>70546761
LUCK
>>70546756
GRRM has also said its impossible to make gunpower in TWoIaF
>>70546784
Volantis
>>70546784
Probably nowhere, they just wanted a scene of an old london bridgey sort of place
maybe Oldtown though, seing Sam is heading there
>>70546796
>didnt watch it last night
catch up shit eater
>>70546712
Also dragonswinlol would probably discourage any attempts at developing more modern weapons.
>>70546795
I see... this is all pretty convoluted.
>>70546698
>10x times as good as any mainlander
Bearloli rolled 620 levels of fighters for her house, every one is a 10th level fighter, like every guy has 80+ hit points.
Also, anyone notice her Maister has the biggest damn chain of any we have ever scene? Dude is like a 20th level sage.
>>70546820
Why bother? Is it impossible to make electricity too? Kind of a hackfraud move tbqh.
>>70546820
Now that sounds like bullshit. Did grum say why?
The time distortions in GoT are getting out of hand. The Greyjoys have enough time to sail to Volantis, the Starks are running all over the North, Jamie marches all the way to Riverrun but only days or weeks pass in Kings Landing.
>>70546732
shes relevant to Jamie and Brienne's arcs very much so
>>70546732
>About to be a crucial part of Gendry, Pod, Jaime and Brienne's storylines and the the Riverlands/Freys.
You want to know how I can tell you haven't read the books?
>>70544755
What if the waif killed Bianca?
She obviously did a deal with the many face God to call in the hit, this exposed her to Jaqen and his face swapping magic.
The MFG didn't deliver, does Jaqen want her around to tell that story?
She had the gold to pay for the hit, did she get it back? (or does a man also steal when he doesn't deliver).
Her plot was exposed so she needs to flee, we don't know where she's from but she looks more Highgardenish than Braavosi.
Also she demands a cabin rather than a hammock, a bit pretentious for Ayra, she hasn't bothered with a decent bed since leaving Kings Landing.
I think Ayra is still locked in that room with needle because her plan is to fight the waif in the dark.
Bianca, the understudy, maybe doesn't even know she is wearing Ayra's face that's why she so unprepared.
>>70546855
Its likely a combination.
Maesters, Dragons, War.
>>70546882
Casuals kept asking him why guns dont exist.
>>70546876
All stannis got were low level bandits and mercs.
>>70546784
>wasn't clear
>big ass bridge for establishing shot
they were in Asshai its obvious even for showfags
>>70546911
Seems like a dumb reason to have her killed
>>70546876
>Maister
Remember when the lannisters were blonde?
>>70546911
I like it.
>>70546820
>but wildfire is okay
george didn't pass basic chemistry.
>>70546963
>>70546963
>implying the show has ever been to asshai
all we know is our girl melly is from there
>>70546894
I think he said one of the ingredients necessary to make it doesn't exist.
>>70546991
wildfire a liquid, gunpower is solid
this is important
>>70546896
I'm currently rewatching the whole show, this has been the case from season 1 ep 1, depending on the ep director you get throwaway lines like "we've been on the road for weeks" or sometimes not and its just assumed.
I'll say season 4 had the best most consistent travel times.
>>70546907
I read the books that's how I know she doesn't do anything.
>oh look I'm about to kill a character, syke!
#woah
#bigimpact
>>70546963
>they were in Asshai its obvious even for showfags
Asshai is on the ass end of Essos from where they want to go.
yeah new thread please
>>70546970
But isn't a life is saved a life must be taken the way they operate?
>>70546979
Remember when Baratheons were brunettes. That was kind of a big deal to Ned.
>first scene
>hammering a piece of metal that isn't red hot
stopped watching right there
>>70547009
I know thanks, so it was Zamettar right?
>>70546896
Tyrion made it from Kings Landing to Winterfell to The Wall back to Winterfell in the span of 4 episodes.
Catelyn Stark made it to Winterfell during Episode 3 when she left at the rnd of episode 2
Time has always been wonky, not all scenes take place at the same time
>>70545400
Can you warg into a Wolf then wear a face to become human again
>>70547085
But its not the contractor who screwed up, it was the faceless men.
And it seems kinda poor for business. "We will kill someone for you for money but if we fuck it up we will kill you instead"
That info would have to leak out eventually
>>70547043
not at all. smokeless powder is made by impregnating cellulose with an explosive liquid.
and you can use liquids to make firearms. thats what potato guns are.
>>70547123
fuck you on about namedropping shit no one has heard of just to sound cool
>>70547065
so your saying they were at The Arbor?
>>70545970
They killed them because they worshipped the seven.
>>70547057
Whatever you say m8. She will have an impact in TWOW can't believe you cannot see this.
>>70547162
sry my bad, Gogossos right?
>>70546245
Surely the braziers were bolted to the sand.
>>70547164
na, Pree Pree is there.
>>70545995
Uhh, Theon?
>>70547098
Also hacks at that log about 20 times and barely makes a dent.
'Never seen a man swing an axe like that before!'
>>70547190
That niggas just fishing for (you)s
>>70547213
>>70547213
>>70547213
NEW THREAD
>>70547164
if this show had realistic travel times, yes The Arbors about right
>>70547190
you'll never be proven right either friendo, because the fat man will never finish the books
so it looks like I'm right for now and for the foreseeable future
>>70546245
I can only assume she made a deal with the other younger widow who didn't like the Dothraki much to spread oil on the floor around where the Karls would be sitting.
>>70546911
All these fucking autists coming up with the worst theories.
>lol Arya is the waif
>lol Arya is Jaquen
Arya is Arya retard. I know you're trying to seem intelligent copying GRRMs hack bait and switch writing but it's really getting pathetic at this point.
>>70547052
cause the whole season was about fucking around in the riverlands, best season so far
>>70547158
Fair, but makes more sense to me than;
Ayra just strolling around thinking there's no comeback.
Jaqen lets himself get stabbed in her place and staggers around after like he doesn't know what's going on.
>>70547222
classic Al sarcasm
>>70544755
>get excited when arya gets stabbed
>relies she probably will live regardless
>>70545301
lolll
>>70545371
Would it have killed them to make her suspicious but still get stabbed? Way to kill any feeling of improvement from all her goddamn training.
Are Targaryans too Islamic?
>>70547290
Jaqen
Go back to following Martin on twitter
>>70547793
We are related, if you think about it. We have the same ancestors at some point. Yet I never saw you. Just a weird thought
>>70547867
Also maybe because I fucked your mom
>>70547957
why do humans kill eachother when we all descend from the same family?
>>70548041
Strong in-group out-group instinct. Originally useful for power over limited resources. Now shown in people endlessly calling out each other as Reddiors.