>>70531165
Jon
>>70532745
>the manlet who was promised
>>70532745
I hope Sansa was writing to her cousin Robyn
C L E G A N E B O W L
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So... hey. Do you like game of thrones?
How do i obtain his level of speechcraft?
>>70532793
she's def writing littlefinger
>>70532781
This meme is retarded.
Lem Lemoncloak is the guy that kill all the "free souls" Thw Hound is going after The Brotherhood
>Anon, you haven't fed me my vitamins today... I need them! Give them to me, I want my vitamins!
Was season 3 the last season that wasn't completely taken over by normalfags?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBtkdje5OfY
>>70532745
Road to the Redkeep
>Hound to BWB
>BWB to Jaime @ Blackfish
>Jaime get's crow from RK, Sparrows have taken castle
>Jaime to RK with Hound
>Tommin calls on the Mountain to fight on his behalf
>Jaime calls on the Hound
What's CIA doing?
>>70532745
There are more threads about got, we dont need more threads about this fucking cancerous shows you fucking pleb
>>70532835
You gotta grind at the merchants. Sell alot of junk items.
>>70532835
Be a character turned plot device
>>70532835
Gotta sacrifice some dex.
>>70532745
what happened to the other thread?
Jonsa.
It's the only way we'll get Sansa to shut her bitch mouth and get a hard-on at the same time
Bearloli = anime
>>70532793
I think she wrote to Brienne
>>70532794
it was confirmed all along t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik
HIGH BORN FUCKING SHITS
![1353290550996[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6J4iwMt.jpg "1353290550996[2].jpg")
Why didn't Jon give the Mormont's their sword back?
Nth for Shireen
>>70532921
It was a gift
that lyanna girl needs to be a series regular next year. a highlight of this season
Lyanna is giving hard-ons to all the paedophiles on /got/ and the sigil of her house is a bear. This is true pottery.
>>70532921
Because it's his by right
>>70532835
>The real war isn't the one you're about to enter that has a high risk of resulting in the death of everyone around you and your house, no that's just a bit of squabbling
>The dead are coming XD
This was supposed to be smart speechcraft?
Which cunny is best?
>>70532953
This
Anyone got that picture where kit harrington is shorter then peter dinklage?
I need a kek.
>>70532907
>"Brienne, I need you to deliver a message, sending it by raven isn't safe"
>sends Brienne a message by raven
>"did you deliver that message yet?"
Reminder this season has been pretty bad except for E7.
>>70532835
loli whisperer perk point
>>70532955
meme glory can't be denied
praise kek
>>70532900
Horo is not a loli
waifu will never beat the shit out of you
Why live?
Damn. Power to Cersei because she has Jamie pussywhipped.
>>70532968
>If I put XD at the end of somrthig then it makes it invalid
>DUDE XD LMAO
Its basic realpolitik.
Lyanna is going to be assassinated by the Sand Snakes who rowed all the way to Westeros and now take over House Mormont with their girl power
Sorry neckbeard losers, it's time for your pedo sex fantasy to move over for strong women.
>>70532835
SIXTY TWO
>>70533014
2.5/10
>>70533025
The true smirkfu.
>>70532987
Why the minor houses have huge castles now?
>>70533025
To fuck her a baby into her of course
>>70532985
>The one where Gwendoline Christie is carrying him in the crook of her arm
>>70532851
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
>they actually had a woman sucking another woman's teat on camera this episode
fucking hell
>>70533026
It really befuddles me. It must be the death of Myrcella and brainwashing of Tommen bringing them together cause after all the ~character growth~ Jaime has undergone I seriously can't understand why he still has it bad for Cersei.
>>70532900
>Ollyanna
>>70533032
You're a special kind of retard.
>>70533021
I'm just showing that bearloli's jawline is literally anime with its angularity.
Also Holo is described as looking 13 years old.
>>70532921
Jeor gave it to him as a gift. And besides, he will need it when the WW come. It also makes sure that House Stark still has a Valyrian Sword now that Ice is gone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yf9GqN9xxM
>tfw you will have to wait for season 7 for stannis to come back
>>70532920
Why didn't she cut her throat? Isn't she a super assassin?
Someone explain this to me.
Book version
>There are many sorts of outlaws, just as there are many sorts of birds. A sandpiper and a sea eagle both have wings, but they are not the same. The singers love to sing of good men forced to go outside the law to fight some wicked lord, but most outlaws are more like this ravening Hound than they are the lightning lord. They are evil men, driven by greed, soured by malice, despising the gods and caring only for themselves. Broken men are more deserving of our pity, though they may be just as dangerous. Almost all are common-born, simple folk who had never been more than a mile from the house where they were born until the day some lord came round to take them off to war. Poorly shod and poorly clad, they march away beneath his banners, ofttimes with no better arms than a sickle or a sharpened hoe, or a maul they made themselves by lashing a stone to a stick with strips of hide. Brothers march with brothers, sons with fathers, friends with friends. They've heard the songs and stories, so they go off with eager hearts, dreaming of the wonders they will see, of the wealth and glory they will win. War seems a fine adventure, the greatest most of them will ever know.
>Then they get a taste of battle. For some, that one taste is enough to break them. Others go on for years, until they lose count of all the battles they have fought in, but even a man who has survived a hundred fights can break in his hundred-and-first. Brothers watch their brothers die, fathers lose their sons, friends see their friends trying to hold their entrails in after they've been gutted by an axe.
>They see the lord who led them there cut down, and some other lord shouts that they are his now. They take a wound, and when that's still half-healed they take another. There is never enough to eat, their shoes fall to pieces from the marching, their clothes are torn and rotting, and half of them are shitting in their breeches from drinking bad water.
>>70532874
But there's still plenty of capeshit threads, what's the problem.
>>70532900
When I first saw her my dick was disappointed, but then she started speaking. I want her to bully me.
>>70533070
He's completely regressed since the last time he met Brienne. 'Tis sad
>>70532793
And why do you hope that?
I mean honestly
Anyone got a Non-shitty BigVid link for this?
So what plot device will save Arya this time?
>tfw my waifu sansa and my favorite character Baelish will fuck Ramsey up in the season final
will be great lads
>>70532920
the fuck?
It's the same fucking spider, the exact same one lmao
>>70533095
>Supporting Stannis the kid-killer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62C1JwgE5bo
I finally got the lighthearted scene I've been looking for since season 1, and they all get brutally murdered because of it
>>70533095
>mfw sansa BTFO of stannis
>>70533113
the actress bitchscreencap this
>>70533104
>If they want new boots or a warmer cloak or maybe a rusted iron halfhelm, they need to take them from a corpse, and before long they are stealing from the living too, from the smallfolk whose lands they're fighting in, men very like the men they used to be. They slaughter their sheep and steal their chickens, and from there it's just a short step to carrying off their daughters too. And one day they look around and realize all their friends and kin are gone, that they are fighting beside strangers beneath a banner that they hardly recognize. They don't know where they are or how to get back home and the lord they're fighting for does not know their names, yet here he comes, shouting for them to form up, to make a line with their spears and scythes and sharpened hoes, to stand their ground. And the knights come down on them, faceless men clad all in steel, and the iron thunder of their charge seems to fill the world . . .
>And the man breaks
>He turns and runs, or crawls off afterward over the corpses of the slain, or steals away in the black of night, and he finds someplace to hide. All thought of home is gone by then, and kings and lords and gods mean less to him than a haunch of spoiled meat that will let him live another day, or a skin of bad wine that might drown his fear for a few hours. The broken man lives from day to day, from meal to meal, more beast than man. Lady Brienne is not wrong. In times like these, the traveler must beware of broken men, and fear them . . . but he should pity them as well.
>>70533110
Jaime is the exact same shithead he was in season 1 and the promo for next week just further cements it
what was the point of his entire arc with Brienne, jesus
so people are saying LHS is coming
is it true
>>70533103
As a plot device for Jaqen to kill her for disobeying him and making her suffer.
DND.
>>70533064
She's preparing to be Xavier once McAvoy is done with the role.
any leaks yet?
>>70533141
Same. That scene gave me such a good feeling.
>>70533026
>>70533070
Another thing that's completely different in the books, for a good reason.
>>70533078
Not an argument.
>>70532885
>>70533084
It's as if he started to shave but gave up soon after.
>>70533149
That's Lady Crane to you.
You are leading the vanguard alongside Stannis Baratheon, Ruler of the Seven Kingdoms, into battle against the collective forces of usurpers, wildling shits, Mary Sues and White Walkers
What is your warcry of choice?
>>70533168
i love this meme thank you my fellow mememaster
>>70533155
Yes
She ordered the hit on all those religious retards
>>70533055
That looks about right. Much more low key than Horn Hill.
>>70533168
STANNIS IS ALIVE
TV version
>I killed a kid and felt bad about it
>>70532866
Nah, the hype was immense before season 3. Talking big red carpet premiere and universal media coverage.
>yfw Sansa dies without once showing her ass
>>70533084
the hound might be a meme character at this point but his scenes in that episode were brilliant
>>70532953
anon, pls. they cant elevate lyanna stark to series regular, she is dead and only appears in flashbacks
>>70533078
>I'll just call him a retard
>That'll show him XD
>the mountain back from the dead
>uncle BJ back from the dead
>the hound back from the dead
If lady stoneheart happens, we'll have a real monster mash.
>>70533128
i think that was the joke, dude
>>70533113
She like millions of other people will probably survive the stab to the stomach.
>>70533148
Was kinda ironic seeing her insult a great achiever like Stannis. Sansa's greatest accomplishment till date is getting buttfucked by Ramsay.
s6e1
stannis died? ill pay the man who killed him
s6e2
stannis is ded m8
s6e3
I executed stanis lol
s6e4
stannis is ded m8
s6e5
stannis died attacking winterfell
s6e6
stannis was the lords chosen, but he died so I guess not kek
s6e7
Stannis' forces camped here
but I guess it dosnt matter cuz he ded
kek
>everyone but Theon is getting laid
Why does this make me sad, I never empathized with him before
>>70533014
8/10
woulda been funnier if i hadnt read the filename first
>>70533055
It's not huge. Winterfell looks to be about three or four times as big, and the bear island keep seems to be made mostly out of wood.
>>70533113
she'll be fine
just a fleshwound m8
>>70533095
If anything this episode proves that Stannis is alive with the ol' 'not dying on screen' rule
In your opinion
Will Arya meet Gendry in Braavos?
>>70533108
Nah pham, she's a qt with fair subtle skin and a chin that is strong enough to pass down perfect masculine genetics for your future sons.
Her sharp tongue is a added plus, I want her to bully me in the bedroom.
Is Lyanna Mormont supposed to be sexy?
>>70533154
I feel like Jamie/his story are both so very different from the books. I have no clue what is happening with him or why. It seemed like he would move on from his relationship with her, but the pendulum swung hard in the opposite direction.
>>70533154
She reunited the jaime/cersei power couple
>>70533216
I only mean how did the person who made it find the same spider picture
>>70532835
You be the old southern lawyer. Like being old and only knowing a few things means that you know a lot about the few things you do know
Basically play up being a charming old man
Davos only gets away with it because hes old
>>70533084
I know D&D don't do time, but how long was he in that wood for all that carnage to occur?
>>70533230
He's had some hard years
>>70533190
>Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!
>>70533227
I wasn't a stannisfag until now, but them repeating it so often is a bit suspicious, actually.
>>70533181
His burn makeup is so inconsistent. In season four it looked like he was lightly charred and now it looks good again.
>>70533214
Not to mention Jon, but he may as well have stayed dead.
HAIL
THE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS
>>70533254
Only one of us can have children with her, lad. Unless we take turns, but I don't think that would make a good family.
>>70533055
In ACoK Jorah describes his keep as a log manor with an earthen palisade. On the other hand, they totally fucked up Volantis which is supposed to have gargantuan black walls.
>>70533203
Each season before would typically get an extra 1 million viewers watching the première. Season 3 to 4 was a 2 million increase. The Red Wedding was the beginning of the end for the show.
>>70533154
Hopefully High Sparrow BTFO of Jaime and that cunt Cersei and Tommen can finally rule without his unstable parents around.
>>70532851
She was much cuter when she was still jailbait.
>>70533198
>Yfw you will never live in Horn Hill
>>70532835
Cut your fingers and blow your son up.
>>70533014
keked
>>70533198
If this is Hornhill, Highgarden must be fucking huge
Okay, so i've always wondered this since season 5.
Why are the faceless men only two people, jaqen and waif? arn't there supposed to be more? theres only fucking two assasins?
IS EVERYONE JAQEN?
>>70533311
He's gonna die really soon
M
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HAD HAD ITS DAY
>Sophie turner will never show her arse in a lewd bath scene
>>70533230
Faggot shouldn't have betrayed Robb
What is up with Arya? Are they using CGI on her? Some episodes she looks horrible, while in this one she looked kind of nice.
>>70533311
Robyn will probably end up marrying Bearloli and uniting the North.
>tfw they gave the stannis plot to jon/sansa
ENOUGH
>>70533311
He is a big guy at 5'11
>>70533214
>H-hey, George? Remember when you said Tolkien was a hack for bringing Gandalf back from the dead?
>>70532745
>>70533311
>Warden of the East is related to kingship
>>70533253
> Why am I still here? Just to suffer?
> Every night, I feel my arms, my legs, even my fingers.
> The body I've lost, the comrades I've lost. It won't stop hurting.
>>70533346
This is why I'm wondering why I feel bad for him now.
Post yfw Stannis saves the day at Bastardbowl with his true AA powers
frogfu
>>70533340
Alt shift x says in books there are at least 9 more people. I dunno why they showed temple so empty, it's a big organisation
pride of driftmark zombie ship when
>>70533345
I am sure they will have a scene where we see her asshole being licked by another woman.
The dialogue was so bad this episode, someone fire Brian Cogman.
The Arya scene was weird, when did she change her clothes and hair? Why was she out in the open and not hiding underground? Something is up. Me thinks it's not her that got stabbed, but No One.
>>70533289
LORD STONEHEART
BARATHEON MERCHANDISE IN SEASON FIVE WAS THE SUBTLE HINT
BRAVO D&D
Book version
"A daughter." Brienne's eyes filled with tears. "He deserves that. A daughter who could sing to him and grace his hall and bear him grandsons. He deserves a son too, a strong and gallant son to bring honor to his name. Galladon drowned when I was four and he was eight, though, and Alysanne and Arianne died still in the cradle. I am the only child the gods let him keep. The freakish one, not fit to be a son or daughter." All of it came pouring out of Brienne then, like black blood from a wound; the betrayals and betrothals, Red Ronnet and his rose, Lord Renly dancing with her, the wager for her maidenhead, the bitter tears she shed the night her king wed Margaery Tyrell, the mêlée at Bitterbridge, the rainbow cloak that she had been so proud of, the shadow in the king's pavilion, Renly dying in her arms, Riverrun and Lady Catelyn, the voyage down the Trident, dueling Jaime in the woods, the Bloody Mummers, Jaime crying "Sapphires," Jaime in the tub at Harrenhal with steam rising from his body, the taste of Vargo Hoat's blood when she bit down on his ear, the bear pit, Jaime leaping down onto the sand, the long ride to King's Landing, Sansa Stark, the vow she'd sworn to Jaime, the vow she'd sworn to Lady Catelyn, Oathkeeper, Duskendale, Maidenpool, Nimble Dick and Crackclaw and the Whispers, the men she'd killed . . .
"I have to find her," she finished. "There are others looking, all wanting to capture her and sell her to the queen. I have to find her first. I promised Jaime. Oathkeeper, he named the sword. I have to try to save her . . . or die in the attempt."
Show version
>"I'm gonna fuck Stannis' neckhole."
>>70533388
DELETE THIS
>>70533340
They don't want to pay the extras.
>>70533350
Lyanna would hate such a weak man, but she could probably control him like a lapdog whether she married him or not
I find it kinda funny that at the end of the episode Sandor Will have to dig a few graves
reminder of how the show will end
>>70533416
o
shit
>heart sigil
>dragon stone
why have i never thought of this before?
>>70533413
dank
>>70532851
where did it all go so wrong...
>>70533316
True
*teleport behind you
*stab the upper neck with +5 poison dagger
Nothing personal, but only one can have lady Lyanna!
STANNIS IS THE LORD STONEHEART CONFIRMED
SCREENCAP THIS
BRAVO DABID
What is going to be the twist with the butcher's boy?
>>70533084
fuckin love the hound
>>70533416
>LORD STONEHEART
I hope he stays dead, they've already fucked this character up enough.
Why didn't the Lannisters/Tyrells just storm the fucking Sept, take Tommen, Margaery and Loras into custody and kill all the sparrows when they had the chance? Could easily put out some propaganda about Tommen being blackmailed into behaving that way afterwards.
Why are they being so cucked?
>>70533355
Gandalf became godly though. With for example Beric pieces of him got chipped away until he was a shell of his former self. As for kind loving mother Catelyn she's just obsessed with vengeance now, why fucking hang a boy squire.
Reminder that Maisie was hot in season 4.
>>70533388
WHAT the fuck is that shit?
>>70533482
Never was, never will be. She's forever an ugly dwarf.
>>70533418
RIP Dick Crabb the only good targ shit
>>70533409
The dialogue on this show is consistently terrible and full of exposition plus bad jokes
>>70533413
Make a dickbutt one.
POST MANLET KIT HARRINGTON PICTURES RIGHT NOW
>>70533492
>he hasn't seen Noah
>>70533482
She's always been hot
>>70533388
what is this from?
>>70533474
They'd have to sack King's Landing again considering how much of the city's peasants and citizens they'd piss off killing High Sparrow and his followers.
Is Ramsay going to split up his entire army into parties of 20 good men? Would that increase his power exponentially?
>>70533460
>play with Arya whispered the tree
>>70532931
Obligatory
See you in heaven, my child
>>70533474
they're trying to avoid civil war, retard.
the working class of the city is starving and hates the lannisters.
>>70533440
I'm 90% sure Dany will be standing on a boat by the end of the season.
>>70533388
S T A N N I S
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>>70533482
Well that wasn't for too long
where are the based MADNUSS posters?
>>70533516
>>70533453
You were the better man, lad. Make good children.
>>70533573
She mannis?
>>70533541
That wasn't in the fucking Bible. Being a bookfag is suffering.
>>70532900
But she's the exact opposite of anime? Her eyes are microscopic and her chin is bulbous
dumping my /got/ landscapes
>>70533586
>>70533227
>David, old chum?
"Yes, Dan?"
>Those boors on the internet are complaining about our characterisation of Stannis Baratheon again.
"More childish, daddy-issues-related moaning about how we fail to present his every action, up to and including burning people alive, as unquestionably sympathetic and correct?"
>Yes, more of that, David.
"Well golly."
>I know.
...
>David?
"Yes, Dan?"
>DAVID! DAVID!
"Whatever is the matter, old boy?"
>The savages on the internet are upset that we made Stannis burn his daughter and then killed him.
"Ha. Well, we knew they would be. They're literally never happy."
>DAVID!
"Do calm down, old sport, why are you so excited?"
>DAVID SOME OF THESE TROGLODYTES THINK HE'S STILL ALIVE DAVID DAVID!
"Stop laughing, that's actually somewhat touching."
>COME ON DAVID
"Yes, alright, it's pathetic and hilarious in equal measure."
>DAVID
>DAVID
>DAVID
>DAVID, LET'S HAVE A CHARACTER SAY "STANNIS IS DEAD" IN LITERALLY EVERY EPISODE NEXT SEASON
"Haha. No, come on, we can't. That's mean."
>DAVID LET'S DO IT DAVID
>LET'S DO IT
>LET'S
"... OK, fuck it. Serves them right."
>>70533474
Why didn't Jaime turn the boat around after Myrcella died? Why is kinslaying not a taboo anymore? How does succession work? If you kill a king, do you gain his powers?
>>70533252
fuck, he rowed a long way
>>70533596
>>70533546
NOT THEON
REEK
MY NAMES IS REEK
so I guess it's pretty much confirmed now that the Valonqar is Sandor. he wins confirmedbowl and Cersei gets executed.
>>70533591
It was supposed to be below the 'T' :^(
>>70533611
he's so cute, lads
>>70533460
>"Did I ever tell you hows I gots these scars?"
>>70533588
>>70533141
what scene, anon?
>>70533440
The show is going to end with Dany losing weight and bring attractive again?
So somebody will explain me who warged in to Hodor to make him herp the derp? I think it was three eyed raven in the past.
>>70533141
The music here is great, totally made the scene
>>70533355
>I do think that if you're bringing a character back, that a character has gone through death, that's a transformative experience.
>Much as I admire Tolkien, I once again always felt like Gandalf should have stayed dead. That was such an incredible sequence in Fellowship of the Ring when he faces the Balrog on the Khazad-dûm and he falls into the gulf, and his last words are, “Fly, you fools.”
>What power that had, how that grabbed me. And then he comes back as Gandalf the White, and if anything he's sort of improved. I never liked Gandalf the White as much as Gandalf the Grey, and I never liked him coming back. I think it would have been an even stronger story if Tolkien had left him dead.
>My characters who come back from death are worse for wear. In some ways, they're not even the same characters anymore. The body may be moving, but some aspect of the spirit is changed or transformed, and they've lost something.
His point about Gandalf was that his resurrection did not have repercussions as powerful as his death. The larger point about resurrection is that it needs to have severe consequences; in his series, it's not just the return of dead characters, the undoing of their death, it's actually a conversion of those characters into something else, often something worse. In ASOIAF, resurrection heightens the tragedy of deaths, rather than solve it.
>>70533388
The tits is this from mate?
>>70533696
>>70533588
>>70533665
>>70533702
fuck off
>>70533702
Sunset found her...
![Game.of.Thrones.S03E09.720p.BluRay.450MB.ShAaNiG.com.mkv_snapshot_49.18_[2016.06.06_16.26.09].png](https://i.imgur.com/pGrg6EF.png "Game.of.Thrones.S03E09.720p.BluRay.450MB.ShAaNiG.com.mkv_snapshot_49.18_[2016.06.06_16.26.09].png")
Do the Starks do anything besides Job in this show?
Who is blackfish?
>>70533665
>no dany
>arya dies offscreen
>blackfish cucks jaime
based episode
You guys paying attention to lemoncloaks tweets? LSH hype is rising
>>70533392
UUUU
>>70533351
This really triggers my autism. I can't enjoy any of the Northern plot knowing that Jon/Salsa have commandeered Stannis' plot
>mfw
Lets play a game /got/
>if you don't like X then you're fucking casual
whats the character
>>70533750
>I hate FUN
>>70532851
>what are high heels
>>70533782
LSH?
>>70533777
>arya dies
Not even your trips can kill her
Bran better feel like shit for ruining Hodor's life and then killing him
>>70533766
Brynden 'blackfish' tully is catelyn, lysa and edmure's uncle
To bookfags, isn't the fact that it was Lyanna Mormont who replied to Stannis proof that she's likely going to be the head of House Mormont in the books too?
>>70533759
delete this right fucking now
He is amazing.
>>70533804
reek
>>70532851
>>70533064
>female pattern baldness
>>70533818
WHy is he called blackfish?
Varys posts are the best posts
>>70533810
Lady stoneheart
>>70533810
fuck off showpleb
>>70533428
Nah, she'll go for Rickon
>>70533804
Stannis
Why don't D&D give Euron a scene where he's overlooking the Ironborn cut down all the trees and build massive longships?
It would be very Sarumanesque and if they add some cool villainous music in the background it would cement him as an important threat and not just have him be generic ironborn dude
plus, a scene of Euron actually watching ships being built will make it less jarring when we get a scene where the full fleet is completed and is sailing to Dany
>>70533782
whats his twitter?
>>70533804
Barry the farmer
>>70533804
Ser Pounce (aka Azor Ahai)
post bald arya pls
Stoneheart is a stupid name. All of her other nicknames are better, especially the Hangwoman.
>>70533821
Did anyone dispute this?
>>70533816
lol they forgot all about that
dabid and dabid
>>70533311
Not a half bad singer is Sweetrobin
>>70533516
>>70533821
In the books there's another, older Mormont who assists Stannis in retaking Deepwood Motte. No idea who's the head of house though.
>D&D makes the boltons liberate deepwood motte instead of stannis
Dillane must really have been a pain to work with judging by how much they hate his character
