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>>70527835
>tfw a 10 year old makes a more convincing leader than I do
Sansa a shit, Lyanna is THE shit Edition.
Just look at that hair, like a Dothraki Khal, undefeated in battle and bantz
QUEEN IN THE NORTH
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
1st for highgarden master plan
farts
what is that sexy nun actually called?
How do you think will Arya's storyline progress?
I was thinking, I mean, they set her up for some major assassins - focusing on her training and such.
It would be a logical closure that she kills Jaqen, her teacher. But for that to happen, I assume, her storyline has to connect with Sam's storyline where Jaqen and Sam's interests somehow collide ("don't acquire the knowledge about dragon glass / dragons, caosh is a ladder" and such).
But it would be somehow abrupt, if she does nothing else up to her closure. She'll probably need at least one or two major kills to build up the way towards the closure. So who is she gonna kill? Qyburn? But in what context? Cersei or someone else in KL. Maybe. But that would imply that she goes to KL first and then to Oldtown. But I can't see a reason why she would go to Oldtown after KL.
What are your thoughts?
>>70529407
Just sit up straight, look people in the eye and speak confidently.
How hard is that?
All episodes are the 'weakest' of the season according to the autists on /got/
>>70529407
Nth for Hound rampage
>>70529451
Shame she's gonna die in two episodes
>>70529407
more bearfu
>>70529407
I want to like Sophie, but she's not a great actor and she is either lesbian as fuck or is doing a poor job of queer baiting.
>>70529480
Sept Lewdnella
>>70529407
i wont like, boy george looked pretty good in these scenes
really good
Is gay marriage legal in Essos?
Preston
>>70529451
is she talking to stannis?
>Uniting the North, one House at a time
>Uses fear as a method of keeping the Houses in line so as to not have divisions and chaos amongst his bannermen
>Helps Houses purge their castles of Ironborn raiders
>Sends men to the Night's Watch regularly to keep them well manned
>Understands the importance of a Lord Commander, even if he's the son of a Stark
>Understands that winter is truly coming, and that the North needs all the men and harvests it can get if it wants to survive
This was really the man who could have united the North in preparation for the Long Night.
Now we have Ramsay, Jon, Sansa and wildlings to bring the North even more war, and even more death.
Rest in peace, true Warden of the North.
>>70529407
LOLI IN DA NORF
Nth for Shireen
>>70529451
STANNIS THE MANNIS IS HER COUNSELOR
>>70529465
Welcome to pedoBear Island.
>Jaime: I love Cersei and will kill everyone to get back to her
Is that a fucking joke?
Did these two even read the books?
>>70529527
Check your privilege, cis white dog
>>70529440
Guys..
>>70529503
Sweet SUMMER child.
>>70529403
Night's King doesn't exist and is just a made up legend anyway
Come in, Ser, for you are weary
And the night is cold out there.
Though our lives are vey humble
What we have, we have to share.
There is wine here to revive you.
There is bread to make you strong.
There's a bed to rest 'til morning.
Rest from pain, and rest from wrong.
But remember this, my brother
See in this some higher plan.
You must use this second chance
To become an honest man.
By the witness of the Seven
By the Old and the New
Gods have raised you out of darkness
I have bought your soul for Gods!
>>70529527
Dany can do what the fuck she wants
Bear Cunny for the iron throne!
>>70529543
another reason to hate Ramsay desu
What did Tyrion mean by this
>>70529527
Does KellyC really care?
She'll just sic her dragons and savages on anyone who disagrees with her
ramsay and his 20 good men vs 62 bears and bearloli
who wins?
And how many episodes does it take to build a 1000 ships and catch up to your niece and nephew in essos?
>>70529527
dunno about marriage, but I'll be surprised if they don't fuck.
>>70529579
>don't let her suffer
>i'm gonna fuck the tits off this one
what did she mean by this?
>>70529451
>>70529465
>>70529506
>>70529590
how hairy do you think bearcunnys honey cunny is?
>>70529527
marriage is only confirmed after consummation and a child. so while they could technically do the ceremony and proclaim queen and queen, it would never be legit
>>70529498
>he didn't read the leaks
Oh my sweet summer newfag
>>70529506
Requesting someone add subtitles to this please
>>70529451
HOLY SHIT IS THAT DTANNNIS WAT DE FUGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!
>>70529588
bravo
reminder that davos is going to die and ramsay will skin him and wear his skin into battle as armor
>>70529543
Well that was more or less the thing about Roose
He was what Tywin would be with even less mercy and more cruelty
Cold, brutal and cleverthat and a shapeshifting White Walker
>>70529543
ned stark would have been the best, every house respected him, even roose the goose never tried to double cross the starks until ned was out of the way.
>>70529503
i still don't get this meme
does that mean i'm cool?
>>70529571
>Dan "I'm not familiar with the books" Weiss
>Dan "Is Sam a POV character?" Weiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfvVluNxujc
>>70529543
>Stannis is dead
>Roose Bolton is dead
>mfw husbando fags will turn to Jon now
Is Sansa shit on purpose, like that's why she's in the story, just to shit up everything like her mum.
>>70529588
*dies*
Bearloli = anime
Loli Mormont is going to be captured and sacrificed as fuel for the Ramsey hate boner
Screencap this, we literally can't have nice things.
>>70529607
>implying Euron won't be in Meereen by the finale already seducing Dany and binding dragons with the Horn of Valere
>>70529571
they stopped after book 3
OBVIOUSLY
>>70529647
>all white men look the same to me
>>70529527
>>70529639
Unless Dany gets Yara pregnant
Which would also solve the succession crisis with Dany being barren
Alright motherfuckers
Whos the smartest person left in the series
These are the only two choices
Nth for Lyanna Mormont is ugly as fuck and only hardcore paedophiles give the slightest of shits about her.
>>70529639
But she is the mother of dragons, her dragons are her children
>>70529492
If Preston's right and Jaqen's target is BloodRaven then maybe she'll kill jaqen to save Bran
who will have taken his place and probably be targeted by Jaqen also
maybe that's a bit far fetched though
>>70529674
Yes, that and to give birth to Jon's babies and end his mommy issues with Catelyn
First for Her Holy Lewdness
>>70529634
LEWD
>mfw people in GoT universe "suggest" prostitutes to each other
Theon suggests Ros to Tyrion
Bronn mentions to Pod that the group of 3 are all really "good"
Why do they do this? Isn't that literally like saying "i put my dick there, you should put your dick in exactly the same place BRO ;) ;)"
It doesn't make sense
>>70529710
> paedophiles
Nah, I like her guts, and I loved how she BTFOed Sansa
>>70529671
Too Young.
We still have Jorah the Andal and CIA.
Am I the only one who noticed this guy looks like Stannis?
Night King != Night's King
Night King != Night's King
Night King != Night's King
Night King != Night's King
>>70529469
kek
>>70529619
She's gunna use a splintered oar for a dildo.
How tall is the hound supposed to be. Rory is 2m, but is the hound supposed to be bigger?
if 20 good men can sneak into an army's camp and fuck their shit up, can 62 good bears, the equivalent of 620 good mainlander men, sneak into winterfell and take it over?
>>70529748
hello beta nerd
>It's a pedo thread edition
>>70529634
fuzzy wuzzy
>>70529740
I cannot not fap to this picture.
>>70529705
Bronn
>>70529784
LOLI KUMA ARASHI
>>70529634
not at all
>>70529468
I appreciate this
>>70529740
Me and my friends have always called her bitch with spoon
You people are fucking morons when it comes to physics. Go on, hold a metal bar against your head and have your friend hit it with a wooden bat. See if the energy doesn't transfer into you.
Valyrian steel is HARD, that means it won't be pierced or cut by less hard metals. That alone doesn't make it not follow conservation of energy. It's just the hardest metal known the man.
You can't drill into a diamond with steel, but you can crush one with a steel press.
>>70529762
nah, you're the only delusional autist that keeps posting his pics
stop posting the stupid mongoloid fuck
>>70529619
I also don't get it. Her dick is no longer than Theon's one. Did they have dildos in middle age?
>>70529492
>assuming anyone cares about arya plot
>>70529762
>Am I the only one who
Go back to your hugbox webbit site, dude. Seriously, just leave.
>>70529704
>Dany gets Yara pregnant
I can't believe I'm asking myself "is this show stupid enough for this to happen"
>>70529774
IIRC he's described as "nearer 7 feet than 6", so 2m is not far off.
Brienne is described as 6'6, and Gwen is 6'4.
Also, I don't think Sansa is supposed to be 5'10.
This is what I've made out of Sansa's letter with a LOT of work:
>.. Now you... fulfil your
>...knights of the Vale are under your command... for Winterfell
>...your aid, and I shall see to it that you... rewarded.
How is she going to reward CIA?
>>70529776
>more emotion out of 5 minutes of screen time then out of all the episodes combined from danny.
>>70529820
>friends
SHAME
>>70529823
w h a t d i d h e m e m e b y t h i s
>>70529588
King's Landing cocksucka!
Jon, being half Targaryen, has a biological need to bed his female family members.
any leaks yet?
Sansa is writing to Littlefinger.
How many men does he command?
>>70529805
This one gets me too
>>70529705
Where's tyrion? Varys? Night king?
>>70529830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnB7T-UQ5x0
a fine dog with a "hole in his head" is a dildo
>>70529805
>>70529873
keep going...
>>70529588
What have I done?
Sweet Mother, what have I done?
Become a thief in the night
Become a dog on the run
And have I fallen so far
And is the hour so late
That nothing remains but the cry of my hate?
The cries in the dark that nobody hears,
Here where I stand at the turning of the years?
If there's another way to go
I missed it twenty long years ago
My life was a war that could never be won
They gave me a helm and murdered Clegane
When they stabbed me and left me for dead
Yet why did I allow this man
To touch my soul and teach me love?
He treated me like any other
He gave me his trust
He called me brother
My life he claims for Gods above
Can such things be?
For I had come to hate this world
This world that always hated me
Take an eye for an eye!
Turn your heart into stone!
This is all I have lived for!
This is all I have known!
One word from him and I'd be back
Beneath the lash, upon the rack
Instead he offers me my freedom,
I feel my shame inside me like a knife
He told me that I have a soul,
How does he know?
What spirit came to move my life?
Is there another way to go?
I am reaching, but I fall
And the night is closing in
As I stare into the void
To the whirlpool of my sin
I'll escape now from that world
From the world of Sandor Clegane
The Hound is nothing now
Another story must begin!
>>70529830
The romans had dildos, so almost certainly.
>>70529851
unenthusiastic handjob
>>70529851
tickle his balls and penis with a mint sprig
>>70529873
help
Reminder Cersie fucked the Lannisters because of her fear
>She directly and indirectly caused the dead of her children
>Only helped Joffery become and remain a monster. Making him enemies and eventually being killed at his own wedding.
>Marcella dies because she chose the Mountain to fight Oberyn. But......before you forget
>Blamed her own brother on Jofferys murder with no evidence. Leading to the death of Oberyn and the sandcunts killing her
>Drove a wedge between Tyrion and his own dad and Brother. Leading to distrust and Tyrion killing Tywin
Im sure more could ne said about how she fucked up. Her overprotection of her kids only led to thier doom. And
>Tommen will die because of something she does.
LOL BUT WOMEN ARE STRONG THEY ONLY DO GOOD. (Kills her kids with her dumb shit and causes her dad, Tywin the lannister backbone to die.
>>70529848
Damn, the mountain than really is retardedly large compared to everyone else.
>>70529851
putting a wig on rickon and tell littlefinger he finaly can fuck his tully bride.
>>70529848
>Brienne is 6'6
fuck, I knew she was tall but not that big
how tall is The Mountain
>>70529876
Smart men don't work for Dany.
>Brotherhood Without Banners are now just petty bandits
Bravo D&D, fucking bravo
Didnt jaime promise him the exact same shit for going to dorne with him as he did with this blackfish bullshit?
>>70529895
With a ruined orgasm to show that she's become a master manipulator
>>70529830
>Did they have dildos in middle age?
Nah. People were using crude sticks to eat, fight and hunt before America was founded and brought in the technology to make items shaped in sophisticated resemblance of fucking cocumber.
>>70529895
she is going to wear her gloves too and have them burned after
>>70529851
By giving him attention.
>>70529873
Ugh, just smother me and pee all over my face alreadynot the gayboi on the left
>>70529927
better castle better lady
>>70529893
Cavemen had dildos
>>70529851
Stabbing in the heart afterwards.
She knows what he wants and how to move him, but once she has what she wants, he's expendable and too dangerous to let live
>>70529740
Lady Onella is taller than most of GoT actors and probably all of /got/
>>70529895
I actually think her doing something like that and him dying of a heart attack during it would almost fitting.
>>70529925
Not for long because Sandor's gonna kill them.
>>70529948
>OUTTA MY WAY BROTHERHOOD FUCKING SHITS
>>70529927
yeah, but bronn will probably get wrecked at some point of the last season for extra drama.
right now they keep him on because the casuals like him.
>>70529948
we Rambo4 now?
>>70529948
Is that a nigger he is hitting?
>>70529927
i dont think he promised him anything new, he is still getting the same deal. jaime is just making him do more for it. which is why he was whining
>>70529971
>BWB kills civils
Nice bait
NEW DAILY REMINDER: All of the fun theories you have about Arya are false.
It's just going to be some bullshit plot armor where she survives being stabbed multiple times
>>70529917
The actor is 6'10, IIRC. In the books he's described as well over 7 feet, I think.
>>70529960
Shes actually under 6 feet
That guy is a massive manlet
>>70529872
45000, I think.
>>70529876
if they had remained consistent on writing varys and tyrion as they used to i would agree but we all know theyve been script raped into the ground
the night king isnt really a person
>>70529982
based blindbro
>>70529982
Yeah, he ate 3 chickens.
>>70529925
kys my man
>>70529903
Tommen will die because he's been nursing at the High Sparrow's tit and will kill himself for being impure
The only reason HS was even in a position to reach Tommen was because of Cersie
>>70529762
>Am I the only one
>>70529973
>the casuals
>>70529925
"And justice? Can that be found in caves?"
"Justice." Thoros smiled wanly. "I remember justice. It had a pleasant taste. Justice was what we were about when Beric led us, or so we told ourselves. We were king's men, knights, and heroes . . . but some knights are dark and full of terror, my lady. War makes monsters of us all."
"Are you saying you are monsters?"
"I am saying we are human. You are not the only one with wounds, Lady Brienne. Some of my brothers were good men when this began. Some were . . . less good, shall we say? Though there are those who say it does not matter how a man begins, but only how he ends. I suppose it is the same for women."
>>70529872
Vale is one of the only untouched armies and they have 45k soldiers.
I doubt he brought everyone but I'd say at least 10-20k.
>>70530004
A man cannot know such a thing.
Lady Stark? I'm faceless men
>>70529957
That would suck.
>it's an "ask for exposition with a slow, inquisitive tone" line
>wait thats all her lines
>"what... do you.. mean"
Holy shit is Sophie Turner William Shatner in disguise.
>>70530000
Wasted quads
>tfw you will never fight under the command of a hard as fuck loli
Why live?
I want Euron to warg into Kraken.
>>70529755
>BTFOed Sansa
>father murdered
>held hostage
>forced to marry walking abortion related to the monster who killed your father
>escape
>on the run from the highest power in the land
>persuaded by devious authority figure to marry guy for long-term plan
>repeatedly raped and buggered by unexpectedly sadistic husband
>escape again
>on the run again
>decide to gather army to stand and fight back
>politely ask bannermen to rally
>some pinch-faced 10-yo bitch is all HURR YU GOD MARRIED I EAR CUN FLIG DING RE PORDZ LAWL
So based etc.
>>>70529876 (You)
>the night king isnt really a person
>>>/Pol/
>>70529957
>implying she wont marry him first so she inherrits harrenhall and all his lands, wealth and holdings
top kek
>>70529973
If you dont like bronn youre the fucking casual
>>70530004
now when I think about it, the way "arya" acts right before and after the stabbing seems unlike her. they we she walks after being stabbed, ale shocked and shit. arya wouldn't be shocked, she would have seen that shit comming.
>>70530072
What if the faceless men end up killing the High Sparrow.
>>70530078
>I'm a big fucker and I'm tough to kill
What did he mean by this?
>>70530062
> but some knights are dark and full of terror,
pottery
>>70530072
uh, you don't get to bring glamours
>>70530004
it will be bullshit even if it turns out to be a fun theory.
any plot twist will inevitably involve the characters doing things that make no sense or contradict how things like face changing is supposed to work.
>>70529587
Why did he take the sword?
The fuck is he going to do with a Valyrian sword? He hates fighting, is shit at fighting, that just makes him a ripe target for bandits.
Does he suddenly give a fuck about carrying on his family's name? He hates his dad so that shouldn't matter.
Makes less sense than Aliser letting in Jon's wildlings, killing Jon, and then not expecting Jon's 2000 fucking wildlings to do anything.
any links to stream/download for last episode?
>>70529407
WHERE ARE THE LEAKS EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT?
>>70529889
>My life was a war that could never be won
>They gave me a helm and murdered Clegane
Fucking up rhyming this bad.
>>70530172
kek
>>70529762
well it seems i won't have stannis to fantasize about anymore, so at least i have someone who looks almost like him. not that bad at all
>>70529740
fuck Cleganebowl, Unella vs Brienne when
>>70529407
shit family.
Her father muh honor her dumb brother rob fuck muh vows muh love her sister much revenge oh i change my mind dont kill me.
>>70530172
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY WATERCRAFT
Based ser Davos was able to instantly establish good rapport with the Bearfu, while jon and stark were autisticly mumbling about muh stark heritage. How can one man be so based.
>>70530174
>The fuck is he going to do with a Valyrian sword? He hates fighting, is shit at fighting, that just makes him a ripe target for bandits.
Give it to someone who can fight so they can kill white walkers
>>70529776
rolling for penis reaction.
>>70530184
Davos dies next ep. Thank me later.
>>70530182
Streamlord
Is the High Sparrow banging Septa Unella 24/7? I would
Queen - Daenarys
King - Theon
Hand of the Queen-Yara
Lord Commander-Jorah
Master of Spies-Varys
Tyrion-Master of Coin
Grand Maester - ???
>>70530086
His greatest role
which sex scene should i fap to?
>>70530219
pycelle ?
So how is the tiny bear princess related to the simultaneously most badass and pathetic man in GoT?
>>70529895
>unenthusiastic handjob
this is the real truth.
>>70530219
She'll have a Red Priest rather than a Grand Maester.
>>70530206
So he's turning around and going back to Castle Black? That's the best way to protect Gilly and Junior?
>Get stomach slashed open
>Two more holes get punched into your guts
>Last strike is twisted into your bowels for maximum rupturing
>Jump into canal and get all your fresh wounds infected with shitty decaying water
>Die from hemorrhaging
>Die from septic shock
>"Don't let her suffer."
How's she going to make it?
>>70530217
i would sit on her lap while i suckle her teats for hours while she grasps my throbbing member and milks me
also i would be completely naked and she would wear that full habit but have a tiny hole for the nipple
>>70530219
King Theon and Lord Commander Jorah honestly doesn't sound that bad.
>>70530219
this is shopped right
>>70530244
Unrelated.
>>70530172
SHE DIDNT SWIM SO GOOD
Characters it is impossible to hate.
>Blackfish
>Davos
>Sandor
>Pod the Rod
>Lyanna "Fookin" Mormont
You can't argue with this.
>>70530244
He's her uncle
>>70530274
>it is
>>70530271
not
>she didn't die so good
Retard
>>70530219
fannart of Dennis crushing Drogon the Dragon under her waight then?
>>70530250
Grand Maesters are advisors, healers and scholars. Red Priests are religious authorities.
If a Red Priest were to replace a role, it would be High Septon.
>>70530274
>no CIA
>>70530274
what about Ser Jamie? :3 he will do anything for Cersei, its admirable <3
>>70529740
i just realized she is the septa, jesus i'm so stupid
>>70529851
>" 'cuse me Lady Sansa, Ramsey said there was a hot dog in the hallway. Can you help me find it?" - Walda Bolton
>>70530244
She's Jorah's cousin.
Where were you when Euron became Ragnarök
>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.
>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith…even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.
>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair.
The little girl as the lord was just another feminist power fantasy.
>us women can be just as tough and be better leaders naturally! See, just look at this fictional little girl we put as the strong independent leader of house mormont!
This season is severely lacking in Pod.
>>70530239
*farts*
>>70530274
>Stannis
agree with your list though
>>70530284
I thought his father was her uncle, though
>>70530274
>no Bronn
>no Hodor
>>70530256
she's not, but it will turn out not to be the real Arya, or waif(u) will steal her face. There are going to be multiple Aryas.
>>70530274
>Lyanna "Fookin" Mormont
I thought she was OK, but /got/'s 700-year orgasm over her is making me dislike her intensely.
>>70530288
I've had a few desu senpai you'll forgive me if my grammar suffers for it
>>70530118
>inherit castle in a faraway land she can't hold, that offers and gets her no fighting men, way down in the Riverlands where Lannisters and Dreys are
Harrenhal is useless. Not to mention if the Lannisters hear that LF took up with the Starks, they'd take Harrenhal off the table and brand him a rebel officially
wtf is going on with the rose drawing margaery gave to olenna?
>>70530330
No, she is an anime fantasy.
>>70530337
Stannis literally murdered the sweetest, smartest, bravest little girl in the world for absolutely no reason.
You could carve "FUCK STANNIS" in the fucking south side of the Wall after that day.
>>70530380
women be scheming
>>70530330
For some reason in this instance I don't really care, the kid is based af desu
>>70530331
I've been wondering what he's supposed to be doing. We saw him in Castle Black, right? Is he still back there chilling out? is he joining the night's watch? did Sansa/Brienne send him on an errand?
I can find no joy in this season without Stannis.
Davos seems like a completely spineless suckup.
Jon and Sansa are terribly acted and written.
Roose is dead.
Jaime shows no sign of character development.
Meribald's message about violence was discarded without any ado for more edginess.
The Blackfish behaves like some peasant.
Greyjoy storyline is an utter mess.
Brienne is an edgy cunt.
I wish Stannis was still around.
>>70530380
How does it feel that D&D are outsmarting you?
>>70530337
>>70530342
Greats shouts lads, I'm a bit annoyed I missed them out.
>>70530091
hard as fuck loli
fucks hard
>>70529776
She looks like Bran
>>70529599
>a whore will never pay you for fucking them
why live
>>70530380
It shows her ultimate loyalty to the house.
She's playing the long con.
>>70530337
>Stannis the child murderer
No
>>70530174
Go to the Citadel and study it, Just like Stannis told him too.
>A Lannister alwa-
>Dont fucking say it!
Probably the only time the series made me laugh
>>70530328
>Ragnarök
>not GötterdämmerungI bet you don't even know how to philosophise with a hammer.
>>70530106
My lip reading says she's saying "I can eat you"
>>70530338
Fucking kek
>>70529704
How come both Yara and Euron got the same idea?
>>70530342
His sister was her mother, their father was Jeor Mormont
So whats the bets that those guys that murdered Ian McShane and co really are just a retconned brotherhood without banners and the next time we see Thoros he's a Ramsey tier edgelord villain?
I'd hope it was a misdirect but I fear it won't be.
>people on reddit think sansa gives a shit about lysa dying when she was an accomplice and helped cover it up to protect her creepy husbando
kek
>>70530380
>Rose is house crest
>Motto is "growing stronger"
>Her influence is growing stronger, but he mom has to get out of dodge
>>70530219
>implying Jorah wont come back and marry Daenarys
Wew lad
>>70530342
Yes, His fathers sister Maege Mormont took over Bear Island after Jorah disgraced himself and left to serve Dany. Lyanna Mormont is Jorah's cousin.
I CAN ONLY GIVE YOU 62 MEN
OH ILL ALSO COME TO THE BATTLE CAMP
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
>>70529469
kek that's perfect
>>70530396
>>70530438
LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENED
>>70530469
>sjw cuck """"""""""""""memes"""""""""""""
>>70530364
So you dislike things that are popular? It's a good thing you're on /tv/
>>70530410
Even the actor playing Stannis hated His character and didnt understood it, plus he disgraced himself in the end, fuck him
>>70530469
>this is what reddit actually believes
How long until /got/ gets tired of her and stops mentioning her every ten or so posts?
>>70530513
So what is this?
>>70530499
Born to lead, Mormonts are warrior women anyway
>>70530505
I should go to sleep
>>70530499
she will sit on WunWun's shoulder and shoot bolts anon :3
>>70530471
The Brotherhood have become broken men anon.
They've lost themselves and their values after all this war
>>70530342
>Bronn
It makes no sense for him to have come with Jaimie other than him being a fan favorite character. A sellsword does not have the skills of a general, he has made more than enough wealth at this point to risk his life anymore, and if he doesn't that's because Jaimie keeps taking it away which makes him untrustworthy.
Reminder that if you had to live in Westeros you want live under her rule.
>>70530445
Literally different words for the same thing you fucking moron.
>>70530527
this. Stannis was a meme.
So does The Hound have to face Beric Dondarrion before he gets to the Clegane Bowl?
>>70530540
one more day
>>70530546
fanfiction
>>70530372
>harrenhall is useless
>being this retarded
post yfw sandors greater purpose is azor ahai
>>70530451
Because everybody wants to fuck the queen
>>70530447
she truly is a bearloli
>>70530540
How could you get bored of such a qt?
>>70530540
It's bearly a problem anon just grin and bear it.
>>70530438>Edward, big brother...
>>70530571
>Beric
>>70530564
Yep. Who wants to die in some war anyway? Shame about the mountain niggers though.
>>70530557
>dabid please leave
Reminder that cordy is still the BEST GIRL. Even though mormont girl is having 15 min of fame.
S1>S3>S2>S4>>>>>S6>>>S5
>>70530573
The fat man told D&D to do it.
>>70530582
azor ahai is a myth of the red god's religion. A fiery death cult.
The Hound is part of a story much more pure than that. Demons and black magic have no place in his story.
>>70530527
he didn't hated his character, he hated the direction that DnD gave to his character in the last season
the actor just knew really good what stannis was so he knew the bullshit that DnD did
reddit pls go
>>70530380
Its their house crest
Margery is playing the game of thrones you see
>>70530469
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqOcBz4s490
>That Stark/Lannister leitmotif mash-up
Best part of the episode. Lent the whole thing some gravitas for once.
>>70530571
yup
he fights him 1v1
no cleganebowl this season
![forget-jon-snow-here-are-5-other-game-of-thrones-characters-we-want-to-see-back-for-sea-612713[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/waLX6KX.jpg "forget-jon-snow-here-are-5-other-game-of-thrones-characters-we-want-to-see-back-for-sea-612713[1]")
>"The gods love to reward a fool."
>"Uncle!"
>"What? He's my nephew, I love him. And he's a damn fool."
>"Go ahead, cut his throat."
What did he mean by this?
>>70530600
That whole sequence was so weird and goofy even if it made sense narratively. It makes sense that GRRM wrote that episode.
Why would the Hound leave those villagers and wander off into the woods after those knight thugs came by? The knights basically said they were going to come back, too.
Doesn't seem like a very Hound-like thing to do, especially after it was shown that he cared about them (like by chopping up a bunch of firewood so the villagers don't get cold).
The real Hound would know that those faggots were going to come back, and would plan accordingly.
THE HOUND VERSUS LYANNA MORMONT,
A TRIAL BY COMBAT.
>>70530647
probably the fatman explained something really complicated and DnD just discarded everything he said and just took that Shireen had to die
>>70530599
Do you think Sansa wrote the letter to CIA because she was so impressed by Lyannas bravery and couldn't let it go to waste?
>>70530372
>Implying Lannisters can do fuck all.
Lannisters are getting BTFO by the end of the season you autist, their opinion means shit to CIA. After Tommen dies, only Lannisters left will be Cersei and Jaime and neither of them can inherit the throne.
>>70530540
Sorry, but I'll be posting her indefinitely until the series ends.
>>70530647
Reminder that SHOW STANNIS IS DEADHe will be reborn as BOOK STANNIS and will be more based than ever.
>>70529867
Why does nobody ever reply to this poor chap, he posts same image every thread...
>>70530649
>implying show writers care about that kind of stuff
>>70529656
>hm, stannis decided to murder his daughter on the advice of the crazy fire lady
>I guess the course of action for my righteous revenge is to kill stannis's enemy instead of hightailing it back to the wall and gutting the stupid fire lady I never liked instead
>>70530578
>Harrenhal
>useful
Top kek.
She can't hold it, Crown can brand her and Petyr rebels and take the title away, it's too big to maintain, she's all the way in the North and has no men to control or or hold it.
Explain how it's useful
>>70530661
He actually didn't know his character and gave zero fucks about the whole franchise, he just wanted the money.
>>70529498
wishful thinking from a deluded Sansafag
She's not done BTFOing Sansa yet, just you wait
>>70529776
rolling for penis reaction
>>70529543
Is that actor a voice actor? His voice is too damn good not to be.
>>70530691
I was seriously hoping he'd pull out a bow and shoot Edmure between the eyes to make the point he don't give a fuck.
>>70530642
I think season 2 gets the slight edge on season 3 just for the whole taking of Winterfell plot. Alfie was brilliant, and Luwin and Rodrik gave me feels like no one else. Also, people always undersell how shit season 4 was.
>>70530677
>gravitas
There was quite a lot of it in the last episode. Again and finally it felt things were at stake. No snekes, good actors and character people care about.
Inb4 Stannis is Lady Stoneheart
>Died recently near a river
>Thoros and BwB are nearby
>Resurrect him because he is actually useful unlike Cat
>He is angry and vengeful like Stoneheart but is killing for The Lord of Light
Dabid realised they fucked up by removing Stoneheart so they killed Stannis to fill the role and for ebin tweests
Can we all agree this is the only playlist worth a damn
>>70530565
>Literally different words for the same thing you fucking moron.
rainierwolfcastle.jpg
>>70530661
he really didn't though. He was in it only for the pay check
>Jon is the only one who talks of Stannis with respect
>everyone else is going "LOL Stannis? Loser, murderer, cunt"
Best bros till the end
>>70530174
Give it to Jon so he can duel wheel
Biggest disappointments
>Roose is kill
>Euron
>BWB debacle
>>70529694
like any sane man would
>>70530799
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>>70529451
Serious question, why would they bring the heir of their house to the battlefield when she is a 10yo girl? Surely her advisors and caretakers would know the odds are against Jon's army and would not risk her survival.
Also because it's plain fucking common sense, what good is a 10yo in a battlefield anyway, just send a representative in her stead.
>>70530725
Tell me how having Harrenhal is useful when Sansa has no men down there and crown can take the title away from Petyr?
And Lannisters still have an army you fucking retard
>>70530771
you can tell that the flayed bodies are of a little kid
so it's her
>>70530819
Shireen's playlist is great, but very sad.
>>70530699
We don't know how much time passed between the visits. If it was say, a week, he'd have let his guard down.
It doesn't really matter.
>>70530717
maybe she didn't want her and everyone she knew to die.
>>70530717
she wrote it because she can get a huge army teleported there fast if she tells him she'll reward him with bad pussy after the battle
>>70530854
>what good is a 10yo in a battlefield anyway
Would you really be surprised if Little Lyanna backflips onto the battlefield and then cuts down 20 good men with her daggers?
>>70530556
aww i can see it now. wun wun takes a liking to bearloli. wun wun reminds bearloli of her pet bear who died when she was younger. they form a bond and in the battle shes about to get killed and wun wun sacrifices his life for bearloli. im crying now
>>70530889
seriously, how many miles from the vale to winterfell? 1000?
>>70530819
>House Targaryen
>Varys
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>70530913
what is that? a scar?
>>70530571
>Hound to Lem
>Lem to Gendry
>Gendry to retconned Brienne
>Brienne and the Hound to Blackfish
>Blackfish to Kings Landing
>Tommen calls on the Mountain to be his champion (gasp)
>Jaime calls on the Hound to be his champion (gasp)
>>70530854
Cause if House Mormont fights and loses, no matter what they're all getting extinguished.
Send the men out to die then cower in Bear Island if the Boltons win and they come for her for being a traitor. No point.
Might as well go out there and fight or at least help lead the fight and give her men support.
>>70530882
>If it was say, a week
Nigger, that house they were trying to put up still wasn't finished. The BWB came back a couple of hours later.
>>70530868
The leak said the two characters on the pyres are well known characters and that was way before people even knew Lyanna would be in the show.
I doubt they would have risked another Olly situation with an expectancy of the fans be emotionally attached to a brand new character.
>>70530932
It shows loyalty, not who they are a member of.
>>70530868
The 100% accurate truede leaks say she lives
>>70530764
No problem as long as he does his job well. And he did. He dominated every scene he was in.
>>70530799
>>70530851
No it doesn't. Arya asked Thoros if he could bring back someone w/o a head(Ned). He said it doesn't work that way.
>>70529527
You can do whatever you want in the free cities if you've got money and keep your wits about you.
>>70530919
;_;
RIP wun wun
The episodes are too fucking short.
>Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles.
>Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire.
Who is the woman? Is it KellyC?
>>70529999
>>70530000
Two quads right next to each other. Clear metaphor for the mountain and the hound. Bravo vince.
>>70530445
You mean back in 2013?
http://gameofthronesandnorsemythology.blogspot.de/
>>70530983
the intro takes easily 10 mins
>>70530971
What makes you think Stannis was beheaded?
What even makes you think he is actually dead?
>>70530880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj-9-3f0kr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5XNWFw5HVw
>>70530983
next 3 are longer
Cogman said his favorite scene was in this episode
Which one is it?
>>70531005
delet dis
>>70530583
>Had to google Northern Conspiracy. Not sure if it's a conspiracy, but Jon does become King of the North. This is after the teen girl who is head of some house (with like 60 soldiers) speaks up about how she trusts the Starks and was one of the only ones to follow them into battle. Then the other houses speak up and apologize about not following them and they don't care that he is a bastard..
>>70531004
Sansa says Stannis doesn't have a head. Given she was traveling with the person who openly gloats about killing him it's a safe bet she knows the manner of his death.
>>70531043
lolno
Will the red priestess who is following Dany use magic to grow Theon's cock back?
Please respond....
>>70531061
I hate what DABID did to Brienne.
>>70531004
Brienne said as much. If you think she is rusing you're one deluded Stannisfag.
>>70530091
>Lord Commander Mormont: Hard Ass
>Loli Lady Momont : Hard Ass
>Jorah Mormont : Pussy ass bitch boy.
Wow Jorah even your younger cousin is better then you...
>>70531022
Holy shit, that actress really is pretty big.
>>70530987
>Bran
>>70531022
>Salsa is now almost as tall as Brienne
When will she stop growing?
>>70531061
>Implying Briene is being truthful.
>>70530172
>>70530271
Why would someone stab a girl before throwing her off a bridge?
>>70531080
a girl bleeds
>>70531071
It's a distinct possibility, just as likely as it isn't. But I hope Yara gets the cock.
>>70531022
The building of the sept, for how comfy it is
>>70531080
they should actually stun gun actors during scenes like this so we can get a good reaction
>>70531100
Isn't she like 6"2, everyone else is just a Manlet
>>70531022
>Cogmanlet
>>70531022
Sansa's knockers when?
NEW THREAD
>>70531165
>>70531165
>>70531165
>>70531127
>character whose entire motivation is to kill Stannis
>doesn't kill Stannis when she has the chance.
Sure.
>>70530219
Sam
>>70530761
It's like Monopoly. More places you claim, the more power you hold.
Harrenhal is a vast, ruined castle, remember. Useful to garrison in times of war.
Harrenhal also has a great strategic location - better than Riverrun in some respects.
Meanwhile Harrenhal + Lord Paramount of the Trident is actually a tremendously powerful combo. Lord Baelish is coy when speaking about it, but I think he knows it. This is why he is so quick to downplay its worth - if others realized what they had given him, they would quickly move to take it away. If the man can combine de facto control over the Vale with that, he controls the center of Westeros all the way from sea to sea.
And Sansa will inherit all of it if she marries him.
>>70531151
6'3, so even bigger! and a lover of high heels.
>>70529776
easily, 620 good men could take over the iron throne by themselves
>>70531151
6 8 if you count the heels
>>70530256
Lady Crane will save the day
>>70530495
>fat slag
>great warrior
uhh
>>70530867
>Lannisters have an army
And the Vale has an even bigger army.
>>70530219
sam
>>70530256That's not Arya
>>70530913
Is that a scar?
>>70531043
https://youtu.be/J91ti_MpdHA
What was the point in returning him?
>>70531165
NEW THREAD
>>70531165
NEW THREAD
>>70531165
NEW THREAD
>>70531165
NEW THREAD
>>70531165
NEW THREAD
>>70530889
him and the vale army are stationed at moat cailin right now, not the vale.
>>70531239
Harrenhal and Lord Paramount are both titles given to LF by the Crown, without the crown, who supports him as being Lord of anything or Lord Paramount? Fucking no one. Certainly not the people of the Riverlands.
No to mention who stops any other actual Riverland House from grabbing up Harrenhal if the Crown loses power? What's stopping the Lannister Army from grabbing up Harrenhal, fucking nothing.
>>70531151
she's 6'3" actually but yes
>>70531320
Vale army is gonna fight Riverlands dudes to make and keep Petyr Lord of Harrenhal and Paramount of the Riverlands?
>>70530425
She's basically the female version of bran when he was acting lord of winterfell except instead of alledgely being burnt to a crisp by theon she'll be alledgedly flayed to the bone by ramsay
>game od mug girl power
Show is shit, Dany has been just saying MUH DRAGONS and is somehow always getting new followers, Sansa is running shit apparently, because over night she stopped being a scared little girl and Jon Snow might as well stayed Dead, because she's commanding hes commanding his useless ass around
>>70530451
because everyone in westeros hates the ironborn with the exception of the wildlings who don't know who they are and now they're backing the starks/jon snow
Danny is the only option left.
So when will people except that Stannis is dead?
Do he need to be seen on screen burnt? His head cut off? His dead body with eyes open?
>>70530234
Sam and gilly first time
>>70530725
Why can't Jamie inherit the throne? Every Baratheon is dead and there are no cousins or what have you that have been mentioned don the show. He was thrown out of the Kingsguard and is the closest male relative to Tommen.
>>70530961
I think anon is upset that it's not Blackfyre
>>70531721
>except
>>70531022
>tfw no giant sansa gf
>>70530288
That's correct grammar though. Kill yourself
>>70531361
Cleganebowl.
>>70530072
She is supposed to some kind of skillful assasin and she can't kill Arya properly?
>>70530004
I think Theon will save her and redeem him once again. He's in Braavos after all
>>70530987
Quaithe
>>70531914
If you were to climb inside her vagina and try to stimulate her giant gspot would the convulsing forces as she orgasmed crush you to death, and if so can you imagine a more pleasant way to die?
>>70530835
His respect might drop a bit if he ever finds out about Smithireen.
>>70532151
she wanted to make Arya suffer by letting her die slowly. Being stabbed in the belly is fatal without modern medecine.
