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Sansa and Jon BTFO, how will they ever recover edition?
OLD THREAD: >>70522036
cleganebowl
>>70523301
ratched cunt
highgarden master plan
>>70523301
post your frogfu
I wan Jon to hatefuck Sansa's cunt mouth shut, who's with me?
>>70523329
fucking whore
nth for choosing violence
Nth for Shireen
I like the Dorne plot and I want to get pegged by Ellaria Sand.
Fuck you.
if you were john BASED snow
would you fuck arya lads??
nth for Stannis lives
I get the feeling that Septa Unella has an absolutely bangin body somewhere under there but with all the veils and shit I just can't tell for sure
>>70523357
t. Dabid
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
Lyanna Mormont x rickon stark
The ship that was promised!!
fuck you jonsa fags
One project you mentioned earlier, we keep hearing there’s a Deadwood movie in development and David Milch is working on that script. Are you willing and able to reprise your role as Al Swearengen given your other commitments, and what’s the latest you’ve heard on that?
>Yeah! Of course I’d love to reprise that. How could one not, when it was snatched away rather unjustly by a combination of forces we’ll never know about? Hubris or money or whatever. But [Deadwood] certainly finished too early. At the time, most of us working on the show were incredulous. It’s been announced by HBO, so its not like I’m saying it. I know for a fact David is working on the script. It’s been 10 years since it finished. [Star Timothy Olyphant’s] free from Justified. I’m hoping they’ll make the deal soon, for two or four hours, whatever they decide on. It was a very close knit group of actors on it. We got along very well. I’m sure David will decide to set it 10 years later, after the great fire or whatever happened in Deadwood. They haven’t done the deal yet. They [were planning] to do it late this year or early next year.
4 MORE HOURS
>>70523344
Can't wait for Lancel to get his fucking head smashed in
>the Wall falls
>Bran sees that Jon really is Azor Ahai
>Bran realizes Jon HAS to be born to save the world from the Others
>timewargs back and tells gayboy Rhaegar his son will be the Prince that was Promised
>tells him Lyanna Stark will be the mother
>Rhaegar appears in the training yard one day and begins practicing to win tournaments, in order to catch Lyanna's attention
>Lyanna goes with him willingly
>Ned and Robert take exception, start a rebellion to get her back
>they win, Ned brings Jon to Winterfell, unknowingly positioning him perfectly against the Others
>Bran had to instigate Rhaegar's obsession with the prophesy, and Aerys's madness, or Ned and Robert would never have risen up and taken Jon back
>Jon would never have known about the Others until it was too late
>Bran has to knowingly set the events in motion that kill his grandfather, father, uncle, aunt, mother, and brother
frogfu!
Do you guys think Lysa masturbated Robin to make his weenie stop hurting?
>>70523378
The best ship is Littlefinger and Sansa.
>>70523376
Stop posting
Choose your Queen of Love and Beauty from these four maidens
>>70523351
when will davos even see the carved stag. i mean they are literally camping at where stannis burned shireen
>>70523331
Young Olenna? What a qt
>>70523399
>Wearing underwear in public
Why do sluts do this /tv/
>>70523363
Why would I fuck a goblin when I could fuck a Wildling princess?
https://youtu.be/xr39g6hPB_8?t=37
Has this been noticed already? (Paste into searchbar, embed can't handle timestamps)
Tyrion uses a plural, "uncles", yet they ended up cutting Victarion.
>>70523374
There's this wonderful tool called Google that lets you search up actresses
Reminder that Jon will retake Winterfell, be proclaimed King in the North while Salsa will be spreading her cunt for Littlefinger.
>>70523301
Requesting someone make a webm of both those scenes.
Please? With the subtitles
I wanna see Sansa getting BTFO over and over and over again.
BTFO by a 10 year old
>>70523376
u do know she's a jew?
>>70523374
It's a bit weird how tight her dress was when she was stalking the Tyrells. It was looking at her tits the whole time. Not very modest clothing for a nun.
>>70523428
i literally took this pic back in october 15 anon
>>70523403
Lyannaxrickon is pure
Lolixshota
only handholding until the The Wedding Night
>>70523391
Someone photosop bateman there
>>70523422
He will find out. I know it.
>>70523432
gotta make room for dragons CGI in the budget
So Loras is fucked? Who will get Highgarden? Garth the Gross or Leo the Lazy?
>>70523448
How could someone not know she a jew. She screams hot jew
>Where was King Rob when the Ironborn attacked this castle
Good thing Stannis saved House Glover. It should make it pretty easy for Davos to talk them around.
Post YFW
>Mountain is about to fuck up the Sparrow
>The Hound saves him
>The Sparrow ends up being the holy man that trained the Hound and helps him find inner peace
>>70523391
FINALLY
I've been waiting for urafaget.jpg the ENTIRE DAY
>>70523378
Fuck off.
Leaks confirm Rickon dies.
Jonsa is the Lord's Chosen OTP.
Only Jon with his dragonblood can shut Sansa's Tully cunt mouth.
Jon always looks so depressed.
Sansa is a stupid girl but yeah i hope she gets support from Littlefinger's army. I mean, i'm sure Littlefinger is up to something? But whatever it is, it seems he's on Sansa's side.
>>70523432
aeron is still on the show.
So the rumors were bullshit saying the brotherhood kills the Septon then Sandor kills Thoros which in turn kills Beric. Because the Septon is dead so that proves it.
Therefore Mel dying doesn't mean Jon dies.
Which means Davos will likely kill Mel. Pic related.
>>70523492
/r/ing CLEGANEBOWL and dickbutt shops of this
WHY IS NO ONE CALLING JON OUT FOR LEAVING THE NIGHT'S WATCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70523416
Lindsey forever no contest. She's got that quiet, conservative religious thing going on. Mmm.
>>70523473
It must happen.
>>70523488
It was the Boltons. It was one of the first things he said.
>>70523399
Where did you find this?
>>70523505
Is that Drowned god guy confirmed as Aeron? I can't remember.
>>70523516
because the writing is trash
>>70523485
Here's what I'd Do:
Loras repent and renounce your titles. K
Now go home. K
We hereby grant you title of lord of highgarden.
COME AT US HIGH SPARROW
>>70523507
Where was Mel this ep? Didn't see her anywhere
She should be at Jon's side at all times, his whole resurrection has been so botched
Preston
>>70523301
>le child who barely has liven behaves like an arrogant wiseass cunt
I want this trope to de
>>70523488
not in the show. the boltons helped house glover not stannis who is dead and headless
>>70523301
>Tfw no lolibearfu to cuddle with in the long winter to come
why live ;_;
>>70523531
Nah, it was Stannis.
He captured Asha and everything.
House Mormont has the best characters.
>Jorah
>Jeor
>Bearloli
>>70523416
Second from right. She's a qtI don't recognize her, who is she?
>>70523538
Hasn't been mentioned by name on the show but he's listed as Aeron on the official website.
>>70523503
He'll only be on Sansa's side so long as it suits his needs and goals.
through her he can control the North, which is his aim.
But she already knows that and will probably kill him in episode 10. Can't trust Littlefinger to be fine with Jon getting hailed King in the North.
>>70523538
yes, he's credited as such
>>70523448
nothing gets past this guy!
>>70523501
>Leaks confirm Rickon dies.
leaks gave been wrong before
>Jonsa is the Lord's Chosen OTP.
incestfag
>Only Jon with his dragonblood can shut Sansa's Tully cunt mouth.
jon's cock retracts in his body ever time sansa speaks, he is that whipped.
>>70523380
It definitely needs 4 hours at least.
IMO the perfect minimum requirement for it not to feel terribly rushed even with tight writing would be three movies at 90 minutes each.
The original had a very slow pacing (in a good way, but that was what it had) and unless they want it to feel completely different they need to space it out a little.
>no more smug Meribald
>>70523516
He oath ended when he died
>>70523509
das it mayne
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>>70523587
I wish it were the books too, but it isn't. We have the show canon now.
>>70523593
Lilly Singh, better known by her YouTube username Superwoman, is an Indo-Canadian YouTube personality, vlogger, and comedian.
>>70523512
>dickbutt
fuck off
>>70523428
It looks like a backyard, not the public.
>>70523624
Honestly, cut out panels 2 and 4, this vertical is too long
>>70523624
>3.69 MB
>>70523301
SANSA BOLTON CONFIRMED
>>70523518
the warden of the north and his rightfull queen will be together soon.
>>70523562
I'm sure she was sitting at a table with Davos/Jon/Sansa when they were looking at the maps of the houses in the north
>>70523586
>ywn be one of her 62 good men
;_;
>>70523635
No shit genius. Is resurrection such a normal occurence in the north that no one needs to mention it?
>>70523562
She's likely hiding because she knows Davos is about to find out what happened to Shireen.
How many more times do you guys think Daenerys or Missandei will say her full title while making weird faces and we'll have to sit through it?
>>70523668
>anal doesn't count
>>70523692
This got creepy 3 threads ago
>>70523548
get wrecked by a bear.
>>70523616
>leaks gave been wrong before
The Truede leaks haven't
>incestfag
Implying there's anything wrong with incest.
Implying cousin on cousin is wrong.
>jon's cock retracts in his body ever time sansa speaks, he is that whipped.
Wrong, Jon is going ahead with his plan to attack with the army he has, which isn't what Sansa wanted. She wanted to go to House Cerwyn, Jon slapped that shit down.
Which now forces her to get help from Littlefinger
>All men are made of water, do you know this?
If you pierce them, the water leaks out and they die.
"But I am not a man"
DROPPED!!!
>>70523695
It'd be bad television to have every interaction in the north be about that.
>>70523592
Best weapon as well.
Pedobear Island
heh
>>70523695
Anon was wondering why no one calling out Jon leaving, not "Why not one says he being resurrected"
>>70523399
Sauce me luv
I don't care about cuddling Mormont, I just wanna live on Bear Island.
Stannis
I didn't get the masterplan of hoegarden. She gave her grandmother an image of rose. What did she mean by this?
>More scenes of shallow exploration of religious themes
>Glacial pacing in kings landing
>Waif hates Arya for literally no reason other than to have Arya kill her so le epic badaassss moment
>Arya plot armour, can't even write a scene where the waif botches her assassination so they just have her miraculously survive what should be a mortal wound instead
>Introduce a character and a kill him in the same episode after 2 scenes and expect us to feel bad and to rush out some motivation for Sandor to have le epic badddaassss moment
>Brotherhood without Banners is now evil for some reason
>Kills a random peaceful, religious settlement over what, a fucking bowl of bread?
>Boil down the entirety of Cersei's character to I LOVE MY CHILDREN I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY CHILDREN I LOVE MY CHILDREN I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY CHILDREN I LOVE MY CHILDREN I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY CHILDREN I LOVE MY CHILDREN I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY CHILDREN sometimes I try to be tough and I fuck up
>Sophie Turner's bad acting
>Bad writing in general in the Theon and ironborn scenes
>Basically everything to do with Daenerys that has happened the past 1-3 seasons
did I miss anything
I'm not sure if I like Sansa or I hate this new sassy almost unkind Sansa.
>>70523718
where do you think you are?
>>70523791
She has not forgotten who she is and is just playing the High Sparrow.
>>70523773
is this skyrim?
>>70523791
She said i got this you should run away. That is what i assume
>>70523773
What's with this show and circular buildings?
>>70523646
Oh, her. I thought she was from GOT
She will always be my waifu for vid related;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wZm2vKDtPI
Is this kino?
>>70523516
Fucking this. I can handle pretty much every other detail they're glossing over, but Ned Stark hammered it into everyone's heads that deserting the Night's Watch is a crime punished with death. How has no one mentjoned it? There's no way everyone is fine with every facet of the scenario.
>Weren't you in the Night's Watch?
>Yeah, but I got stabbed and resurrected.
>What the fuck, that's not normal. Why did you get stabbed?
>I let a fuckload of wildlings settle in the north
>What the fuck, isn't that literally the exact opposite of the oath you took?
>Yeah, but we had to save them from the Others.
>Ok, but why are you now trying to rally the north and take Winterfell? Isn't one of the main tenets of the Night's Watch not getting involved in the politics and wars of the realm?
I mean, I get his motivations, but characters would have questions.
>>70523791
The rose of Tyrell, their motto Growing Strong or that shes flowered into her role and she'll be fine. Something along that line.
>>70523806
>liking any variation of Sansa
>>70523745
>somebody will replace all the bears with pedobear at some point.
>>70523652
>cut out the panel where she hands over the note
>cut out the panel where she's looking at the note
are you a hollywood editor by any chance?
>>70523836
It's Benioff's Russian background leaking through.
I facepalmed through the whole scene at castle Mormont.
A 10yo girl?
Fucking really?
>>70523692
>you dont need an army
>you need 62 Good Men
>>70523416
I choose violence
>60 men
more like bare island
>>70523773
Horn Hill is comfier.
>>70523791
It means "Get the fuck out of town with Mace so the High Sparrow doesn't arrest you too, I'll take care of Loras"
>>70523841
>yfw she's a lesbian
>>70523873
In the book she is also a little girl you know.
>ywn have septa unella whipping the gay out of youSHAME
>>70523902
>lesbians exist
>>70523692
>you will never be her royal foot licker
>>70523845
The show just skips over stuff. It would be impossible to adapt this series for TV if they didn't skip a ton of mundane talking, the world is literally too complex for the screen. It's a shame, but you just have to take what enjoyment you can from the show while hoping the books will salvage the mess that this series has become.
>>70523646
>ultra-conservative parents confirmed
i dont fuck with Singh girls anymore.
They're brown but have rich parents so they grow up around all these privileged white girls and end up becoming them, just with brown skin.
nah son, give me a shy girl over a Singh any day
>>70523496
The sparrow isn't holy though. He's just a pretender trying to seize power.
>>70523845
You don't leave the nightwatch due to it being Oathbreaking, which is one of the worse things you can do.
>Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."
He died at his post. Thus, he not oathbreaking
>>70523885
>a mid tier Reach house lives in a Roman Emperor's palace
so stupid
>>70523918
feels bad famalama
>>70523635
>Oh he died and was resurrected. Then it's cool
Why would any of the lords believe this?
What relation is Jorah to Lyanna then?
>>70523868
I suppose it helps with variance rather than just loads of English castles over and over.
>>70523910
What the tits is that from?
>>70523845
Where in the night's watch oath does it say that they are to guard against wildlings?
So what was the point of Yara and Theon in Volantis? Did we learn anything new that warrants suh a long drown-out scene?
>>70523795
Tyrell stuff is alright.
>>70523501
>>70523616
Was there new leaks?
>>70523740
>>70523749
lel Joncucks on suicide watch
>>70523586
>>70523692
>>70523918
>ywn kick her in the face so hard you sprain your foot and destroy your career as soccer player
>>70523660
>1800+216
>being on dial-up
Bearloli and shotawolf.
make it happen D&D.
>>70523516
It'd be too tedious to do the "I was in the Night's Watch but then I was stabbed and killed but I was resurrected therefore my oath is fulfilled now let me assuage your disbelief of my story." every time he meets someone else.
>>70523773
>wake up from bed while your loli wife is still sleeping
>go outside to see a waterfall with the freshest breeze in the morning
Shit would be mad comfy.
>>70523586
and who are you the lolibearfu
>>70523945
>all nights to come
>>70523954
It looks more like I imagined Highgarden to be honest. Add a couple of watchtowers and an outer wall on a lower echelon and you've got basically what my mind conjured up for book Highgarden.
>>70523918
>>70523982
You what?
>>70523873
All the adults got killed at RW
>>70523391
Should it sayGET HYPEinstead? Or should Lady Olenna mutter that in the last panel?
So did the stark kid died?
>>70523432
That could just refer to Balon + Euron.
>>70523975
Theon has no gog :DD
>>70523749
are fucking retarded?
>>70523958
FUCKING THIS
Literally everybody in the north knows that Jon Snow is Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, and nobody cares that he is now off the hook.
I call bullshit.
>>70523688
That wasn't in this ep
>>70523391
Do they have such a low opinion of the show watchers that they had to put in an incredibly loud paper scrunching sound to highlight what was going on.
>>70523962
They're cousins
>>70523962
Jorah is her cousin. Jeor, Jorah's dad, is her uncle
>>70523547
>As long as X lives the war is not over
>X dies
poetry
The brotherhood killed them?
Well I'm sorry to hear that. Cause now... I will snatch every motherfucker chicken.
>>70523945
>for this night and all the nights to come
>>70523974
It doesn't. But there haven't been Other attacks for centuries/millenniums, so people just assume it's to protect against wildlings.
>>70523962
Uncle maybe? I think we'd need the family tree to figure this shit out.
>>70524027
Arya? No.
>>70523773
>>70523885
These look way better than King's Landing
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E07.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv_snapshot_34.39_[2016.06.06_19.16.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Grdy56j.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E07.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv snapshot 34.39 [2016.06.06 19.16.07]")
Well this was unexpected
>>70523979
"Joncucks" know the truede leaks say Jon becomes kingindanorf at the end of the season. Why would they be on suicide watch?
>>70523391
>>70524018
BALLS FORGOT PIC
>>70523773
Bear island is best island
>>70523972
Not Going Out, British sitcom. Sometimes really funny, sometimes not
BRAVO
>>70524043
this show is oriented towards females
take a wild guess
>>70524052
How is she a Mormont if her mom was a Mormont?
Either incest or a matrilineal marriage I guess.
>>70523945
Why would anyone believe he was resurrected though?
>>70523369
How many fucking characters are they gonna bring back from the dead?
>>70523902
NO INDIAN WOMEN BELONG TO WHITE MEN
>>70523954
That depends on how old the house is more than hierarchy. Plus, Reach is the wealthiest kingdom in Westeros, maybe Highgarden looks like ten of those castles.
>>70524078
KING IN DA NORF
KING IN DA NORF
KING IN DA NORF
KING IN DA NORF
>>70523995
They could at least do it once.
>>70524076
It was in the season trailers since like February.
>>70523369
This.
Why did that fucker look so much like Stannis?
>>70523422
This would be better without the "punchline"
>>70524099
BRAVO BRAVOOSI
>>70523910
Is that Roose swinging boom?
>>70524078
nobody would like to see a fanfiction inferior to their own
>>70524099
BRAAVOS, NOLAN
>>70524034
>Anon Asked this
>WHY IS NO ONE CALLING JON OUT FOR LEAVING THE NIGHT'S WATCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70524039
>>70524058
>and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death.
>It shall not end until my death.
How fucking hard is this to understand?
>>70524099
Where did Arya get all that cash from to get a prviate cabin and change a ship's schedule at her whim?
How come littlefinger doesnt give a shit that one of the biggest castles in his kingdom is being seiged?
Isnt he lord of the riverlands?
>>70524058
>>for this night and all the nights to come
what fulfills the oath better
>wasting life/resources trying to keep men out
>trying to unite all men to fight others
>>70524066
Neat, I want her to kill the hound again
>>70524076
Was it though?
Lyanna Mormomt looks a lot like Olly
>>70524149
Seems like all the bear islanders look like other characters. Lyanna looked like Olly and the maester looked like
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E07.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv_snapshot_34.42_[2016.06.06_19.18.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nigl1Rz.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E07.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv snapshot 34.42 [2016.06.06 19.18.25]")
>>70524132
Didnt watch it
Also pretty cruel bringing a dickless guy to a brothel
>>70523962
cousins
>>70524108
Maege Mormont became head of House Mormont since all the males died/joined the watch/were exiled.
>>70524166
Frey is.
Sansa Season 4>Sansa Season 3>>>Sansa Season 2>Sansa Season 5>>>>Sansa Season 1>>>>>>>>>>>>Sansa Season 6
>People honestly think Euron and the Horn, fake Kelly C, Varys betrayal, and lady stoneheart will happen
kek
>>70524078
>Targaryen
>kingindanorf
Yeah nah. He's destiny is north of the Wall
>>70523773
Bear Island, Riverrun and Bravos all looked great this episode. Only dissapointment was Deepwood Motte not being mainly wooden.
>>70524109
Nightwatch saw him dead. He walks again. He not a wright.
>>70524162
She sold her plot armor
>>70524159
I'm not going to explain something this simple. Try to get it on your own
>>70523972
Not Going Out
Wholesome, license-funded BBC entertainment
>>70523977
>ambushed by BwB with Thoros leading them, Hound forced to fight Thoros
>Arya kills the Waif
>>70524199
He could have a prostate massage or something.
>>70524193
I hope she ends like him
>>70524108
In Westeros they seem to just give the main family name to people who shouldn't have it so the line can keep going. Like with Harold Hardyn or the ward who was meant to be come Lord Hornwood
>>70523977
No, same Truede leaks as before
>>70524176
Also, the oath ends with
>It shall not end until my death.
>>70524199
She gave him a kiss and some ale, all is forgiven
Jon Snow warning people about the dead coming south is pretty funny
>>70524016
didnt the mother survive and went into the swamps with the card making Jon Snow the heir of the Stark family?
in the books I mean
Why is Meera Reed such a qt waifu?
>>70523369
Looks like a cross between Stannis and first builder Yarwick.
>>70524227
>gets conveniently stabbed without getting fatal wounds
if only
>>70524212
No, LF is
He was granted Harrenhal and control of the Riverlands after the Battle of Blackwater
The Freys only control Riverrun
what was his fucking problem?
>>70523958
>>70524109
This point wouldn't be so valid if they just added a scene with Edd seeing to ravens being sent out that he's the new Lord Commander.
>>70524193
don't you mention that fucker's name
>>70524269
she will peg him by the end of this season
>>70524162
She stole it.
You think a chick who's been learning to be observant and slippery can't steal gold?
>>70524277
how is that funny?
>>70524261
This.
>>70524148
I've read the books so I know she is a Mormont showfriend.
>>70523592
They truly do have great characters.
Too bad
>Jeor is betrayed by his men
>Jorah is a beta
>bearloli isn't cuter
>>70524199
Why was he in pain? Was it phantom dick syndrome? Or the last few times he'd been with a woman, it was extremely painful?
>>70523380
I feel like i just read a blowjob from a hung tranny. Felt good man.
>>70524295
Does that mean that Harrenhal got back on the table now as well?
>>70524266
>Also, the oath ends with
I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
Jon is skipping the "and all the nights to come" part.
>>70524239
It is simple.
Take oath - Oath ends on your death.
you die
brothers confirm that you are dead
Red crazy witch resurrects you
you are not bound by oath that ended upon death.
>>70524159
option a) they don't know Jon came back from the dead in which case they should call him out on breking his vows
option b) they know he's a zombie in which case they should be shocked and scared
>>70523733
That's abig cigar
>>70523845
Why didn't Jon just argue that he can't serve the Watch without cleaning up the fucking mess in the North and Westeros in general, which requires "ranging" south rather than north of the Wall? Why can't he justify this based on the Watch's complete lack of manpower, resources, and support? He needs to get his PR together.
>>70524282
>Yes. Lyanna is the castellan in the books, which seems weird given her age.
>>70524297
based
I got hard when she bullied Sansa like the dumb abomination she is
best girl
>>70523859
>cut out the panel where olenna walks out to the hall
>cut out the unnecessary lady olenna reaction shot in panel 3
Are you unable to handle even the mildest criticism?
are you ready for worlds first facial degloving?
>>70524329
The last time he did anything with a woman, Ramsay cut off his dick
>>70524297
He was right.
>>70523795
Bowl doesn't come in breads you hack
>>70524345
it is simple. In fact it's shocking that you don't get it
>>70524114
>maya jama
mah nigga
>>70523795
Gilly and Sam Jr. are gonna eat up 30 min for no fucking reason
>>70524307
i lol'd
>>70524378
>tfw no vague business
>>70524127
That's the problem with there only being 10 hours per season. Now that there's even more sweeping plot to cover they're pushing these important political points aside.
shhhh sweety girl
So is Jon alive or just reanimated? Does his heart beat etc?
>>70524383
Happened in The Raid 2 my man
>>70523301
just heard a rumour that Sansa actually dies in episode 9. Sophie wants a great death for her character and it sounds like its going to happen. sacrifice to save rickon I hear.
>>70524380
you didn't talk about panel 3, m8
Tully fucking shit.
Just like Cat
>>70524422
It wouldn't be a problem if they weren't obsessed with cock jokes and useless filler
>>70524346
Except they know what zombies look like and Jon is not one of them.
>>70524445
If it was then he would have died again instantly due to all those open stab wounds.
>>70523344
I want Cersei to rape me and spit in my mouth.
finally this show got a girl worthy of being waifu material
>>70524378
>waif
>melisandra
>oldwomen
POTTERY
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>>70523692
honestly it was a good episode, it's been a while since we didn't have good characters introduced even if they don't necessarily get much screen time or won't impact the story much
I'm enjoying this too much
>>70524343
No he's not. The Night references the Long Night, aka the last invasion by The Others. Everything Jon is doing is in service to defending the realm from that attack as best as he knows how.
>>70524469
I want Cersei to fucking die already
PEDOS OUT!
>>70524422
yeah, it's not like we waste plenty of time in cock jokes, fart jokes, retarded romances, training sequences and the likes
>>70524465
whoop de doo I guess people come back from the dead all the time then
>>70524156
So I take it Alysane's son is dead, since he would inherit before Lyanna
>>70524226
A bunch of illiterate ex-con peasants is not an believable source if you are a fairly educated lord. It's not like Roman rulers around the world shit their pants when they heard that a couple of sandniggers saw Jesus rise from the dead.
WHY IS JON SUCH A BITCH
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO COME BACK WITH HIS MIND SET NOW HE'S ACTING LIKE A KEK
>>70523986
>implying dial up
You are retarded, that's my point
>>70524159
>Nobody that wasn't at the Wall even knows that Jon was killed and resurrected at all.
>They wouldn't believe it even if they were told, because it would sound ridiculous.
How fucking hard is this to understand?
so I guess people talked about dicks a lot during medieval times
>>70524454
according to the leaksrickon is the only stark to die this season.
>>70523845
It's like no one remembers how the show STARTED
>man sees others
>runs home to warn people (he was probably scared too)
>"you left the nights watch?"
>chop
They didn't give a fuxk what that guy had to say. I don't understand why they're letting Jon walk around like it doesn't even matter. No one would believe he was resurrected.
>>70524519
MUH STRONK WOMEN
>>70524343
But he died, thus he not bound by the fucking vow.
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death.
>bastardbowl
>epic battle about to start
>suddenly battle is cut to end like in stannis vs ramsay battle
>wildling bodies everywhere
>ramsay flaying sansa
>ramsay takes jon snow back to winterfell and trains him to become a new reek
>>70524199
Theon "couple of hard years" Greyjoy
>>70524512
Probably doesn't exist in the show.
In the books Maege, Lyanna's mother, is still alive.
>>70524456
I'm not him, m9. I'm someone else who said the same thing to you in the last thread.
>>70524297
HOLY SHIT
GLOVER WAS PERCY/DARLING FROM BLACKADDER
I KNEW IT
>>70523301
>tfw D&D will ruin the Siedge of Riverrun plot, just so they can have more action scenes and more "unexpected" deaths.
>>70523962
Jon, speaking about Jeor: "I served under your uncle at Castle Black."
Hm, I wonder what relation they are then.
>>70524460
>>70524505
I'd be fine with keeping most of it. Sure some of it you could cut, but you still want to keep the rest if you're going to add all this extra plot.
>>70524297
I hope you goys realzie that he'll join the battle with manderly after the big speech changes his mind.
>>70524544
oh Jesus.
IT'S SHIT WRITING
The audience doesn't care, you can see it in this same thread. People want the epic good guy Jon for the win. The show should have just let him stay alive since in the end there were no consequences from him dying.
>>70524329
It was PTSD from Ramsay's gay-for-pay concubines
>>70524297
>manlet bastard and Lannister/Bolton bitch coming to your home going on about how "we wuz Starks n shiet"
What do you think?
>>70524583
He even did the Darling twitch.
>>70524506
>>70524535
He not going to be viewed as a deserter form the nightwatch when the fucking nightwatch saw what happened, and the brothers will back up that story.
Lords are not shitting their pants since they don't know yet.
>>70524297
>TELL THEM ABOUT THE FUCKING WHIT WALKERS YOU DUMB CUNTS
>HE'S JUST WALKING AWAY DAVOS OR SANSA DO SOMETHING
>SANSA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLABBERING ABOUT MENTION THE WHITE WALKERS THE END OF ALL MANKIND THE LONG NIGHT THAT LASTS YEARS
>WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>70524553
Wait but what about the CIA and his friends with birdshields?
>>70524602
Don't forget the lesbian make-out scenes.
>>70524546
Jon didn't die. He was just strongly unconscious. People die when they are killed.
>>70524380
the first panel is to show that Margeary is the one giving the note
second panel is the passing of the note
third panel is to show that Olenna is the one receiving the note
fourth panel is to show she's opening the note
fifth is the note
and sixth is the reaction.
every panel has a reason
>>70524360
THIS. I fucking loved seeing her smugness put back into her place. I hate how she acts so high and mighty because shes a "Stark".
My other favourite moment was when Cunny Mormont says Sansa is actually
>"A Bolten..or a Lannister? I've heard conflicting reports"
>>70524583
AAAAAAAAAAA
>>70524544
The Lord Commander is allowed to leave Castle Black you know. It's just the subject of him even being the Lord Commander or not is never brought up.
>>70524544
I think Jon being Lord Commander makes it a bit different. I know he passed the title to Edd, but everyone else in the north would still see him as LC. Remember, the Lord Commander can order brothers south and shit, to find new recruits and carry messages. They probably see him and think, oh shit it's the Lord Commander himself. Better hear what he has to say.
>>70523374
M I L F
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>>70524553
that would redeem the show honestly
>>70524638
I know it's shit writing it's just a huge hole that's hard to looks past. On the other end of the spectrum you could say most people probably don't even know who Jon snow is (the little mormont didn't seem to know him) so no one is probably asking anyway. Who gives a fuck?
>>70524544
People desert the nights watch all the time, Starks even have partols to catch them. They just assumed he's lying.
>>70524638
If there was only a way to pass messages, you know, by birds or something
, or taking another brother of the nightwatch to pass on the word that Jon Oath is completed.
>>70524544
well just because you take an oath to the nights watch, it doesnt mean you cant leave the wall to do important nights watch stuff LIKE PROTECTING THE FUCKING REALM
JEOR FUCKING MORMONT well north of the wall and whats his face was sent all the way to kings landing to bring more recruits the the wall, sam was sent to old town
jon is just out doing nights watch stuff, he has never indicated to any of them that he is deserting the watch and planning to become king in da norf
CRY MORE
I can't wait for preston's video(s)
shame it'll be delayed this week of all weeks
>>70524544
Because only Nedd was autistic enough to do that, plus there's been about 500 wars since then and nobody gives a flying fuck anymore they just want to drink ale and fuck whores
>>70524663
>third panel is to show that Olenna is the one receiving the note
But we all know this, because we saw the show.
>fourth panel is to show she's opening the note
But we all know this, because we saw the show. And even if we hadn't, we're not going to be confused by cutting from the passing to the opening. We're not going to wonder "Is this a flashback to just after Margaery finished writing the note?"
I mean my god who gives a fuck, but it's too long with two unnecessary panels, pal.
daily reminder that arya didn't get stabbed by the waif, that was jaqen all along testing the waif.
>>70524602
I hope not. And they better not have Brienne win the castle over.
but leaks confirm it follows book plot overall. Thank god. Or so I hope.
>>70524729
finally.
>>70524739
SHAME
>>70523733
I bet his hair is greasier than Joffrey's cunt.
>>70524774
Fine. Remove the panels so we can all set how stupid you really are
>>70524756
How do you know this
Are you Preston
>>70523733
syrio forel is so obviously the waifu it's fucking ridiculus
>>70524748
They will assume he the fucking Lord commander of the nightwatch, not a deserter. Officers are allowed to leave the gift.
>>70524748
>>70524751
See >>70524746
Not crying, and the reasons for the story are obvious. There's no arguing that it's weird that no one even mentions the nights watch to John though. Maybe they have and I just missed it
>>70524776
What leaks are you smoking? The ones if read confirm that they'll just fuck this plot up.
>>70524669
I liked the part when she btfo'd Jon so hard he had to look at Sansa for support.
>>70524785
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2336238/Hit-ITV-comedy-Benidorm-introduce-new-family-The-Dykes-film-new-scenes.html
MUH DICK
>>70523773
Twink island sounds more to my liking.
>>70524811
>i really, really can't take even the mildest form of criticism
You're going to want to work on that going forward, really.
>>70524512
In the books, Lyanna isn't even the head of House Mormont.
She sends the letter about stark kings yada yada to stannis, but her mummy and sisters, with the exception of Dacey, are all still alive.
NEW THREAD
>>70524869
>>70524869
>>70524869
Why is she the cutest /got/?
>>70524583
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>70524746
Jon sent ravens to every lord to ask for men for the nights watch though
>The boltons helped us do it
Woops did he mean the Baratheons?
>>70523733
look at the size of his blunt
damn niggas in bravos are thug life motherfuckers
>>70524841
> Jamie forces Edmure Tully to surrender Riverrun, as he is the lord, not the Blackfish.
See, just like in the bo-
>Blackfish shoots arrows after the Lannisters. A battle ensues inside Riverrun, and Brienne is barely able to escape. The Blackfish is presumably killed off-screen / uncertain in the ensuing battle.
Godfuckigndamnjewishniggerswhataretheyevendoingdoesmartinknow?
>>70524652
>what? you died and were brought back to life? sounds like bullshit to me, mate.
>brothers and wildlings affirm story.
> oh ok, sounds legit then. I'll just go ahead and suspend my sense of rationality based on the testimony of some thieves, rapists, and savages.
>>70524709
>>70524718
Lord Commander can leave the wall, but only on Night's Watch business. He certainly can't get involved in political affairs of the realm, knocking on doors trying to drum up military support for house Stark, to which he doesn't even belong and would not be allowed to support even if he did before taking the black.
Face it, it's just bad fucking writing.
>>70524892
When did hodor lose weight and become a maester
>>70524892
she isnt, infact she is the ugliest little mongoloid since stannis's uggo daughter
she deserves to die in a fire and you should join her
>>70524872
It's not criticism, it going HOLY SHIT THIS IS BAD SOMEONE CHANGE IT and then not doing a fucking thing
>>70524774
>But we all know this, because we saw the show.
doesn't matter. a vertical should tell a story as if no one knows anything.
>>70524813
he said it in his last video
I hope Arya kills Waif in a bath so we can see the tits
>>70523695
I suppose you tend to believe someone with 20 stab wounds in the chest
>>70524247
>Arya kills the Waif
But this is literally what 100% happened.
Waif was wearing Arya's face, Arya was wearing Waif's face.
>>70524964
t.danyfag
>>70524162
She sold needle
>>70524247
you can't kill the Waif, she's nobody.
>>70524378
Muh dick.
>>70524850
>>70524669
>mfw BTFO by a kid
House Stark is so shit now
>>70524965
"That's too long, there's two panels you don't nee-"
>DIE OF AIDS NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IT'S PERFECT IT'S GLORIOUS LITERALLY NO PREVIOUS ENDEAVOUR OF MAN HAS SO UTTERLY CAPTURED THE DIVINE PRESENCE I CAN'T LOOK AT IT WITHOUT CUMMING FUCK YOU
Like I'm saying man, it's a problem.
>>70524967
>doesn't matter. a vertical should tell a story as if no one knows anything
Show me a pre-existing vertical that does this.
>>70524960
I never said it wasn't bad writing. No need to get so high and mighty.
I will say there is historical precedent for Night's Watch Commanders to get involved in the political affairs of the realms of men though. They just went ahead and did it anyway but fucked over the Watch big time for doing so, and that's said so within the books.
The problem is that none of this is even brought up. Jon could still in his capacity as LC argue he legitimately needs to get involved because he needs to unite the North against the Others and the Boltons are deliberately ignoring that duty.
>>70524053
>Implying he's dead
>In the books
WHITE ARMOR WITH A WHITE CLOAK
>In the show
SILVER ARMOR WITH A WHITE CLOAK
SILVER?
BRAVO D&D
WHY CANT YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
WHY CANT WE HAVE NICE THINGS?
>D-DABID WHAT IF WE GIVE THEM SILVER ARMOR
time to DROP THIS FUCKING SHIT SHOW
>>70524199
that scene was so hard to watch, imagine being dickless nicolas surrounded by drunk assholes and even your strong independent sister is getting some pussy
plus "if I got justice, my burned body would hang in winterfell"Sissy-Theon confirmed?
>>70523975
Basically tyrion is back and Yara is lesbenis
>>70524166
He's lord of the (insert name for place with moondoor)
xth for don't kill off pod
"I am Lord Bolton"
What did he mean by this? I'm confused
>>70525481
Theon.
