Sansa and Jon BTFO, how will they ever recover edition?
OLD THREAD: >>70522036
cleganebowl
>>70523301
ratched cunt
highgarden master plan
>>70523301
post your frogfu
I wan Jon to hatefuck Sansa's cunt mouth shut, who's with me?
>>70523329
fucking whore
nth for choosing violence
Nth for Shireen
I like the Dorne plot and I want to get pegged by Ellaria Sand.
Fuck you.
>>70523339
if you were john BASED snow
would you fuck arya lads??
nth for Stannis lives
I get the feeling that Septa Unella has an absolutely bangin body somewhere under there but with all the veils and shit I just can't tell for sure
>>70523357
t. Dabid
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
Lyanna Mormont x rickon stark
The ship that was promised!!
fuck you jonsa fags
One project you mentioned earlier, we keep hearing there’s a Deadwood movie in development and David Milch is working on that script. Are you willing and able to reprise your role as Al Swearengen given your other commitments, and what’s the latest you’ve heard on that?
>Yeah! Of course I’d love to reprise that. How could one not, when it was snatched away rather unjustly by a combination of forces we’ll never know about? Hubris or money or whatever. But [Deadwood] certainly finished too early. At the time, most of us working on the show were incredulous. It’s been announced by HBO, so its not like I’m saying it. I know for a fact David is working on the script. It’s been 10 years since it finished. [Star Timothy Olyphant’s] free from Justified. I’m hoping they’ll make the deal soon, for two or four hours, whatever they decide on. It was a very close knit group of actors on it. We got along very well. I’m sure David will decide to set it 10 years later, after the great fire or whatever happened in Deadwood. They haven’t done the deal yet. They [were planning] to do it late this year or early next year.
4 MORE HOURS
>>70523344
Can't wait for Lancel to get his fucking head smashed in
>the Wall falls
>Bran sees that Jon really is Azor Ahai
>Bran realizes Jon HAS to be born to save the world from the Others
>timewargs back and tells gayboy Rhaegar his son will be the Prince that was Promised
>tells him Lyanna Stark will be the mother
>Rhaegar appears in the training yard one day and begins practicing to win tournaments, in order to catch Lyanna's attention
>Lyanna goes with him willingly
>Ned and Robert take exception, start a rebellion to get her back
>they win, Ned brings Jon to Winterfell, unknowingly positioning him perfectly against the Others
>Bran had to instigate Rhaegar's obsession with the prophesy, and Aerys's madness, or Ned and Robert would never have risen up and taken Jon back
>Jon would never have known about the Others until it was too late
>Bran has to knowingly set the events in motion that kill his grandfather, father, uncle, aunt, mother, and brother
frogfu!
Do you guys think Lysa masturbated Robin to make his weenie stop hurting?
>>70523378
The best ship is Littlefinger and Sansa.
>>70523376
Stop posting
Choose your Queen of Love and Beauty from these four maidens
>>70523351
when will davos even see the carved stag. i mean they are literally camping at where stannis burned shireen
>>70523331
Young Olenna? What a qt
>>70523399
>Wearing underwear in public
Why do sluts do this /tv/
>>70523363
Why would I fuck a goblin when I could fuck a Wildling princess?
https://youtu.be/xr39g6hPB_8?t=37
Has this been noticed already? (Paste into searchbar, embed can't handle timestamps)
Tyrion uses a plural, "uncles", yet they ended up cutting Victarion.
>>70523374
There's this wonderful tool called Google that lets you search up actresses
Reminder that Jon will retake Winterfell, be proclaimed King in the North while Salsa will be spreading her cunt for Littlefinger.
>>70523301
Requesting someone make a webm of both those scenes.
Please? With the subtitles
I wanna see Sansa getting BTFO over and over and over again.
BTFO by a 10 year old
>>70523376
u do know she's a jew?
>>70523391
>>70523411
>>70523374
It's a bit weird how tight her dress was when she was stalking the Tyrells. It was looking at her tits the whole time. Not very modest clothing for a nun.
>>70523428
i literally took this pic back in october 15 anon
>>70523403
Lyannaxrickon is pure
Lolixshota
only handholding until the The Wedding Night
>>70523391
Someone photosop bateman there
>>70523422
He will find out. I know it.
>>70523432
gotta make room for dragons CGI in the budget
So Loras is fucked? Who will get Highgarden? Garth the Gross or Leo the Lazy?
>>70523448
How could someone not know she a jew. She screams hot jew
>Where was King Rob when the Ironborn attacked this castle
Good thing Stannis saved House Glover. It should make it pretty easy for Davos to talk them around.
>>70523391
Post YFW
>Mountain is about to fuck up the Sparrow
>The Hound saves him
>The Sparrow ends up being the holy man that trained the Hound and helps him find inner peace
>>70523391
FINALLY
I've been waiting for urafaget.jpg the ENTIRE DAY
>>70523378
Fuck off.
Leaks confirm Rickon dies.
Jonsa is the Lord's Chosen OTP.
Only Jon with his dragonblood can shut Sansa's Tully cunt mouth.
Jon always looks so depressed.
Sansa is a stupid girl but yeah i hope she gets support from Littlefinger's army. I mean, i'm sure Littlefinger is up to something? But whatever it is, it seems he's on Sansa's side.
>>70523432
aeron is still on the show.
So the rumors were bullshit saying the brotherhood kills the Septon then Sandor kills Thoros which in turn kills Beric. Because the Septon is dead so that proves it.
Therefore Mel dying doesn't mean Jon dies.
Which means Davos will likely kill Mel. Pic related.
>>70523374
>>70523492
/r/ing CLEGANEBOWL and dickbutt shops of this
WHY IS NO ONE CALLING JON OUT FOR LEAVING THE NIGHT'S WATCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70523416
Lindsey forever no contest. She's got that quiet, conservative religious thing going on. Mmm.
>>70523473
It must happen.
>>70523488
It was the Boltons. It was one of the first things he said.
>>70523399
Where did you find this?
>>70523505
Is that Drowned god guy confirmed as Aeron? I can't remember.
>>70523516
because the writing is trash
>>70523473
Die.
>>70523485
Here's what I'd Do:
Loras repent and renounce your titles. K
Now go home. K
We hereby grant you title of lord of highgarden.
COME AT US HIGH SPARROW
>>70523507
Where was Mel this ep? Didn't see her anywhere
She should be at Jon's side at all times, his whole resurrection has been so botched
Preston
>>70523301
>le child who barely has liven behaves like an arrogant wiseass cunt
I want this trope to de
>>70523488
not in the show. the boltons helped house glover not stannis who is dead and headless
>>70523391
>>70523301
>Tfw no lolibearfu to cuddle with in the long winter to come
why live ;_;
>>70523531
Nah, it was Stannis.
He captured Asha and everything.
House Mormont has the best characters.
>Jorah
>Jeor
>Bearloli
>>70523416
Second from right. She's a qtI don't recognize her, who is she?
>>70523538
Hasn't been mentioned by name on the show but he's listed as Aeron on the official website.
>>70523503
He'll only be on Sansa's side so long as it suits his needs and goals.
through her he can control the North, which is his aim.
But she already knows that and will probably kill him in episode 10. Can't trust Littlefinger to be fine with Jon getting hailed King in the North.
>>70523538
yes, he's credited as such
>>70523448
nothing gets past this guy!
>>70523501
>Leaks confirm Rickon dies.
leaks gave been wrong before
>Jonsa is the Lord's Chosen OTP.
incestfag
>Only Jon with his dragonblood can shut Sansa's Tully cunt mouth.
jon's cock retracts in his body ever time sansa speaks, he is that whipped.
>>70523380
It definitely needs 4 hours at least.
IMO the perfect minimum requirement for it not to feel terribly rushed even with tight writing would be three movies at 90 minutes each.
The original had a very slow pacing (in a good way, but that was what it had) and unless they want it to feel completely different they need to space it out a little.
>no more smug Meribald
>>70523516
He oath ended when he died
>>70523509
das it mayne
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>>70523391
>>70523587
I wish it were the books too, but it isn't. We have the show canon now.
>>70523593
Lilly Singh, better known by her YouTube username Superwoman, is an Indo-Canadian YouTube personality, vlogger, and comedian.
>>70523512
>dickbutt
fuck off
>>70523428
It looks like a backyard, not the public.
>>70523624
Honestly, cut out panels 2 and 4, this vertical is too long
>>70523624
>3.69 MB
>>70523301
SANSA BOLTON CONFIRMED
>>70523518
the warden of the north and his rightfull queen will be together soon.
>>70523562
I'm sure she was sitting at a table with Davos/Jon/Sansa when they were looking at the maps of the houses in the north
>>70523586
>ywn be one of her 62 good men
;_;
>>70523635
No shit genius. Is resurrection such a normal occurence in the north that no one needs to mention it?
>>70523562
She's likely hiding because she knows Davos is about to find out what happened to Shireen.
How many more times do you guys think Daenerys or Missandei will say her full title while making weird faces and we'll have to sit through it?
>>70523668
>anal doesn't count
>>70523692
This got creepy 3 threads ago
>>70523548
get wrecked by a bear.
>>70523616
>leaks gave been wrong before
The Truede leaks haven't
>incestfag
Implying there's anything wrong with incest.
Implying cousin on cousin is wrong.
>jon's cock retracts in his body ever time sansa speaks, he is that whipped.
Wrong, Jon is going ahead with his plan to attack with the army he has, which isn't what Sansa wanted. She wanted to go to House Cerwyn, Jon slapped that shit down.
Which now forces her to get help from Littlefinger
>All men are made of water, do you know this?
If you pierce them, the water leaks out and they die.
"But I am not a man"
DROPPED!!!
>>70523695
It'd be bad television to have every interaction in the north be about that.
>>70523592
Best weapon as well.
Pedobear Island
heh
>>70523695
Anon was wondering why no one calling out Jon leaving, not "Why not one says he being resurrected"
>>70523718
>>70523399
Sauce me luv
I don't care about cuddling Mormont, I just wanna live on Bear Island.
Stannis
I didn't get the masterplan of hoegarden. She gave her grandmother an image of rose. What did she mean by this?
>More scenes of shallow exploration of religious themes
>Glacial pacing in kings landing
>Waif hates Arya for literally no reason other than to have Arya kill her so le epic badaassss moment
>Arya plot armour, can't even write a scene where the waif botches her assassination so they just have her miraculously survive what should be a mortal wound instead
>Introduce a character and a kill him in the same episode after 2 scenes and expect us to feel bad and to rush out some motivation for Sandor to have le epic badddaassss moment
>Brotherhood without Banners is now evil for some reason
>Kills a random peaceful, religious settlement over what, a fucking bowl of bread?
>Boil down the entirety of Cersei's character to I LOVE MY CHILDREN I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY CHILDREN I LOVE MY CHILDREN I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY CHILDREN I LOVE MY CHILDREN I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY CHILDREN I LOVE MY CHILDREN I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY CHILDREN sometimes I try to be tough and I fuck up
>Sophie Turner's bad acting
>Bad writing in general in the Theon and ironborn scenes
>Basically everything to do with Daenerys that has happened the past 1-3 seasons
did I miss anything
I'm not sure if I like Sansa or I hate this new sassy almost unkind Sansa.
>>70523718
where do you think you are?
>>70523791
She has not forgotten who she is and is just playing the High Sparrow.
>>70523773
is this skyrim?
>>70523791
She said i got this you should run away. That is what i assume
>>70523773
What's with this show and circular buildings?
>>70523646
Oh, her. I thought she was from GOT
She will always be my waifu for vid related;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wZm2vKDtPI
Is this kino?
>>70523516
Fucking this. I can handle pretty much every other detail they're glossing over, but Ned Stark hammered it into everyone's heads that deserting the Night's Watch is a crime punished with death. How has no one mentjoned it? There's no way everyone is fine with every facet of the scenario.
>Weren't you in the Night's Watch?
>Yeah, but I got stabbed and resurrected.
>What the fuck, that's not normal. Why did you get stabbed?
>I let a fuckload of wildlings settle in the north
>What the fuck, isn't that literally the exact opposite of the oath you took?
>Yeah, but we had to save them from the Others.
>Ok, but why are you now trying to rally the north and take Winterfell? Isn't one of the main tenets of the Night's Watch not getting involved in the politics and wars of the realm?
I mean, I get his motivations, but characters would have questions.
>>70523791
The rose of Tyrell, their motto Growing Strong or that shes flowered into her role and she'll be fine. Something along that line.
>>70523806
>liking any variation of Sansa
>>70523745
>somebody will replace all the bears with pedobear at some point.
>>70523652
>cut out the panel where she hands over the note
>cut out the panel where she's looking at the note
are you a hollywood editor by any chance?
>>70523836
It's Benioff's Russian background leaking through.
I facepalmed through the whole scene at castle Mormont.
A 10yo girl?
Fucking really?
>>70523692
>you dont need an army
>you need 62 Good Men
>>70523416
I choose violence
>60 men
more like bare island
>>70523773
Horn Hill is comfier.
>>70523791
It means "Get the fuck out of town with Mace so the High Sparrow doesn't arrest you too, I'll take care of Loras"
>>70523745
jej
>>70523841
>yfw she's a lesbian
>>70523873
In the book she is also a little girl you know.
>ywn have septa unella whipping the gay out of youSHAME
>>70523902
>lesbians exist
>>70523692
>you will never be her royal foot licker
>>70523845
The show just skips over stuff. It would be impossible to adapt this series for TV if they didn't skip a ton of mundane talking, the world is literally too complex for the screen. It's a shame, but you just have to take what enjoyment you can from the show while hoping the books will salvage the mess that this series has become.
>>70523646
>ultra-conservative parents confirmed
i dont fuck with Singh girls anymore.
They're brown but have rich parents so they grow up around all these privileged white girls and end up becoming them, just with brown skin.
nah son, give me a shy girl over a Singh any day
>>70523496
The sparrow isn't holy though. He's just a pretender trying to seize power.
>>70523845
You don't leave the nightwatch due to it being Oathbreaking, which is one of the worse things you can do.
>Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."
He died at his post. Thus, he not oathbreaking
>>70523885
>a mid tier Reach house lives in a Roman Emperor's palace
so stupid
>>70523918
feels bad famalama
>>70523635
>Oh he died and was resurrected. Then it's cool
Why would any of the lords believe this?
What relation is Jorah to Lyanna then?
>>70523868
I suppose it helps with variance rather than just loads of English castles over and over.
>>70523910
What the tits is that from?
>>70523845
Where in the night's watch oath does it say that they are to guard against wildlings?
So what was the point of Yara and Theon in Volantis? Did we learn anything new that warrants suh a long drown-out scene?
>>70523795
Tyrell stuff is alright.
>>70523501
>>70523616
Was there new leaks?
>>70523740
>>70523749
lel Joncucks on suicide watch
>>70523586
>>70523692
>>70523918
>ywn kick her in the face so hard you sprain your foot and destroy your career as soccer player
>>70523660
>1800+216
>being on dial-up
Bearloli and shotawolf.
make it happen D&D.
>>70523516
It'd be too tedious to do the "I was in the Night's Watch but then I was stabbed and killed but I was resurrected therefore my oath is fulfilled now let me assuage your disbelief of my story." every time he meets someone else.
>>70523773
>wake up from bed while your loli wife is still sleeping
>go outside to see a waterfall with the freshest breeze in the morning
Shit would be mad comfy.
>>70523586
and who are you the lolibearfu
>>70523945
>all nights to come
>>70523954
It looks more like I imagined Highgarden to be honest. Add a couple of watchtowers and an outer wall on a lower echelon and you've got basically what my mind conjured up for book Highgarden.
>>70523918
>>70523982
You what?
>>70523873
All the adults got killed at RW
>>70523391
Should it sayGET HYPEinstead? Or should Lady Olenna mutter that in the last panel?
So did the stark kid died?
>>70523432
That could just refer to Balon + Euron.
>>70523975
Theon has no gog :DD
>>70523749
are fucking retarded?
>>70523958
FUCKING THIS
Literally everybody in the north knows that Jon Snow is Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, and nobody cares that he is now off the hook.
I call bullshit.
>>70523688
That wasn't in this ep
>>70523391
Do they have such a low opinion of the show watchers that they had to put in an incredibly loud paper scrunching sound to highlight what was going on.
>>70523962
They're cousins
>>70523962
Jorah is her cousin. Jeor, Jorah's dad, is her uncle
>>70523547
>As long as X lives the war is not over
>X dies
poetry
The brotherhood killed them?
Well I'm sorry to hear that. Cause now... I will snatch every motherfucker chicken.
>>70523773
>>70523945
>for this night and all the nights to come
>>70523974
It doesn't. But there haven't been Other attacks for centuries/millenniums, so people just assume it's to protect against wildlings.
>>70523962
Uncle maybe? I think we'd need the family tree to figure this shit out.
>>70524027
Arya? No.
>>70523391
>>70523773
>>70523885
These look way better than King's Landing
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E07.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv_snapshot_34.39_[2016.06.06_19.16.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Grdy56j.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E07.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv_snapshot_34.39_[2016.06.06_19.16.07].jpg")
Well this was unexpected
>>70523979
"Joncucks" know the truede leaks say Jon becomes kingindanorf at the end of the season. Why would they be on suicide watch?
>>70523391
>>70524018
BALLS FORGOT PIC
>>70523773
Bear island is best island
>>70523972
Not Going Out, British sitcom. Sometimes really funny, sometimes not
BRAVO
>>70524043
this show is oriented towards females
take a wild guess
>>70524052
How is she a Mormont if her mom was a Mormont?
Either incest or a matrilineal marriage I guess.
>>70523945
Why would anyone believe he was resurrected though?
>>70523369
How many fucking characters are they gonna bring back from the dead?
>>70523902
NO INDIAN WOMEN BELONG TO WHITE MEN
>>70523954
That depends on how old the house is more than hierarchy. Plus, Reach is the wealthiest kingdom in Westeros, maybe Highgarden looks like ten of those castles.
>>70524078
KING IN DA NORF
KING IN DA NORF
KING IN DA NORF
KING IN DA NORF
>>70523995
They could at least do it once.
>>70524076
It was in the season trailers since like February.
>>70523369
This.
Why did that fucker look so much like Stannis?
>>70523422
This would be better without the "punchline"
>>70524099
BRAVO BRAVOOSI
>>70523910
Is that Roose swinging boom?
>>70524078
nobody would like to see a fanfiction inferior to their own
>>70523962
>>70524064
>>70524099
BRAAVOS, NOLAN
>>70524034
>Anon Asked this
>WHY IS NO ONE CALLING JON OUT FOR LEAVING THE NIGHT'S WATCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70524039
>>70524058
>and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death.
>It shall not end until my death.
How fucking hard is this to understand?
>>70524099
Where did Arya get all that cash from to get a prviate cabin and change a ship's schedule at her whim?
How come littlefinger doesnt give a shit that one of the biggest castles in his kingdom is being seiged?
Isnt he lord of the riverlands?
>>70524058
>>for this night and all the nights to come
what fulfills the oath better
>wasting life/resources trying to keep men out
>trying to unite all men to fight others
>>70524066
Neat, I want her to kill the hound again
>>70524076
Was it though?
Lyanna Mormomt looks a lot like Olly
>>70524149
Seems like all the bear islanders look like other characters. Lyanna looked like Olly and the maester looked like
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E07.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv_snapshot_34.42_[2016.06.06_19.18.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nigl1Rz.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E07.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv_snapshot_34.42_[2016.06.06_19.18.25].jpg")
>>70524132
Didnt watch it
Also pretty cruel bringing a dickless guy to a brothel
>>70523962
cousins
>>70524108
Maege Mormont became head of House Mormont since all the males died/joined the watch/were exiled.
>>70523500
>>70524166
Frey is.
>>70523391
Sansa Season 4>Sansa Season 3>>>Sansa Season 2>Sansa Season 5>>>>Sansa Season 1>>>>>>>>>>>>Sansa Season 6
>People honestly think Euron and the Horn, fake Kelly C, Varys betrayal, and lady stoneheart will happen
kek
>>70524078
>Targaryen
>kingindanorf
Yeah nah. He's destiny is north of the Wall
>>70523773
Bear Island, Riverrun and Bravos all looked great this episode. Only dissapointment was Deepwood Motte not being mainly wooden.
>>70524109
Nightwatch saw him dead. He walks again. He not a wright.
>>70524162
She sold her plot armor
>>70524159
I'm not going to explain something this simple. Try to get it on your own
>>70523972
Not Going Out
Wholesome, license-funded BBC entertainment
>>70523391
>>70523977
>ambushed by BwB with Thoros leading them, Hound forced to fight Thoros
>Arya kills the Waif
>>70524199
He could have a prostate massage or something.
>>70524193
I hope she ends like him
>>70524108
In Westeros they seem to just give the main family name to people who shouldn't have it so the line can keep going. Like with Harold Hardyn or the ward who was meant to be come Lord Hornwood
>>70523977
No, same Truede leaks as before
>>70524176
Also, the oath ends with
>It shall not end until my death.
>>70524199
She gave him a kiss and some ale, all is forgiven
Jon Snow warning people about the dead coming south is pretty funny
>>70524016
didnt the mother survive and went into the swamps with the card making Jon Snow the heir of the Stark family?
in the books I mean
Why is Meera Reed such a qt waifu?
>>70523369
Looks like a cross between Stannis and first builder Yarwick.
>>70524227
>gets conveniently stabbed without getting fatal wounds
if only
>>70524212
No, LF is
He was granted Harrenhal and control of the Riverlands after the Battle of Blackwater
The Freys only control Riverrun
what was his fucking problem?
>>70523958
>>70524109
This point wouldn't be so valid if they just added a scene with Edd seeing to ravens being sent out that he's the new Lord Commander.
>>70524193
don't you mention that fucker's name
>>70524269
she will peg him by the end of this season
>>70524162
She stole it.
You think a chick who's been learning to be observant and slippery can't steal gold?
>>70524277
how is that funny?
>>70524261
This.
>>70524148
I've read the books so I know she is a Mormont showfriend.
>>70523592
They truly do have great characters.
Too bad
>Jeor is betrayed by his men
>Jorah is a beta
>bearloli isn't cuter
>>70524199
Why was he in pain? Was it phantom dick syndrome? Or the last few times he'd been with a woman, it was extremely painful?
>>70523380
I feel like i just read a blowjob from a hung tranny. Felt good man.
