Lemoncloak edition
old >>70511413
cocksucker
Can someone explain why dragonglass, a fire imbued substance, turns people into ice monsters?
Stannis lives
>>70512547
magic
Would you hold her hair back while she's sucking off 5 dothrakis savages?
>Jon : convices the Wildlings
>Davos : convices the Mormonts
>Sansa : ??? "waaaaah CIA help meeeee :'((("
>>70512547
Magic, nigger
>>70512520
That's not Lem, that's a bandit posing as him
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_pGaz_qN0cw
Tell me about Pod. Why does he just not care?
post waif
>Hey Dabid have we met our episodely quota of shitting Stannis yet
>Oh yeah we'll have Sansa shit on him even though she should grateful for him standing up to the Boltons
I FUCKING HATE D&D
I don't care about shit, I want RickonxLolibear to produce new breed of Bearstarks to rule the North ever after
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70512552
>>70512565
But fire magic and ice magic are opposite magics.
>>70512529
you mean, nicest establishing shots
>>70512520
Does this show even know what it is anymore?
Every week I grow deeper in disappointment
SANSA WROTE THE LETTER TO HOUSE GOODMEN
THE WORK CONTINUES LADS
>>70512520
Dammit Orson Welles, you're meant to be dead.
So is Sandor basically Jean Valjean?
>>70512582
Never stop
is this the endgame?
>>70512560
god yes
>>70512583
Says who?
AAAAAAHHHH MY PLOT ARMOR
>>70512583
>>70512576
>implying Sansa wasn't one portrayed in negative light this episode
Get your shit together autist
>>70512573
He knows he has the biggest dick in all of Westeros
Would you hold her hair back while she's sucking off 5 white walkers?
>>70512612
Clean her up when they're done?
>>70512616
It's the song of ice and fire. Everything in the world originates from one of these two sources.
>Roose and Talisa literally died from the same type of stabbing
>somehow Arya survives by jumping into water or some shit
explain this bullshit
>She proposes her hand of marriage to CIA in exchange for his help, then murders him before they get actually married.
Has this been comfirmed by any leaks or is it just some retarded anon's theory that they're stating as fact?
>>70512608
pretty much, yeah
dragons vs white walkers
fire vs ice
DAY VS NIGHT
How many dick jokes this episode?
>I got the biggest DICK in he unsullied
>you don't like girls anymore because you don't have a DICK
Any other?
>>70512619
FAT
>>70512635
if her grace commands it
>>70512628
Still shat on Stannis this episode when they didn't need to
>>70512633
I reckon rickon could be a really interesting character if they played their cards right. The forgotten stark. Wild, scruffy, kind've shit. Definately the worst stark. Had his formative years being dragged around the snow and having a horrific time. He's probably completely fucked up. Imagine if they took the time to play off of this somehow. But they won't, they'll just assume our reaction to his inevetable death in the next few eps will be OH NO STARKS=GOODIES NO KILL RIKKY
>>70512619
I didn't think it possible for her to get any uglier
>>70512645
plot armor
>>70512650
she's still married to tyrion how does this work
>>70512573
He's Tripod Paynebringer the lad with the golden cock. He doesn't have to care anymore.
>>70512619
>>70512547
glass monsters bro they just look like ice cause they frozen
>>70512640
No it's not, it's a game of thrones.
>>70512640
>he thinks that's what "A Song of Ice and Fire" is really about
I have NO time for plebeians
HOEGARDEN master plan in motion
>>70512645
seriously, there is no way anybody survives a straight cut like that UNLESS they recieve immediate medcial attention
>>70512668
but roose wore actual armor
>>70512645
Magic water
>>70512629
its not exceptionally large, he's just really good with it
>he should have been called rodrick
>>70512573
because he's a sex god and he knows it
>>70512547
Magic infused chips corrupting human genes.
>>70512663
Good boy.
>>70512563
>Jon: "waaaah Tormund help meeeeee :((((("
ftfy
>>70512598
Kek
does anyone actually like Daenerys anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6gj-cCvNWs
Hype levels reaching critical mass.
Was that stannis with the Mormont girl at Snow's base camp?
Has anyone got Jaime's "with a trebuchet" speech saved?
>>70512598
What have I done?
Sweet Mother, what have I done?
Become a thief in the night
Become a dog on the run
And have I fallen so far
And is the hour so late
That nothing remains but the cry of my hate?
The cries in the dark that nobody hears,
Here where I stand at the turning of the years?
If there's another way to go
I missed it twenty long years ago
My life was a war that could never be won
They gave me a helm and murdered Clegane
When they stabbed me and left me for dead
Yet why did I allow this man
To touch my soul and teach me love?
He treated me like any other
He gave me his trust
He called me brother
My life he claims for Gods above
Can such things be?
For I had come to hate this world
This world that always hated me
Take an eye for an eye!
Turn your heart into stone!
This is all I have lived for!
This is all I have known!
One word from him and I'd be back
Beneath the lash, upon the rack
Instead he offers me my freedom,
I feel my shame inside me like a knife
He told me that I have a soul,
How does he know?
What spirit came to move my life?
Is there another way to go?
I am reaching, but I fall
And the night is closing in
As I stare into the void
To the whirlpool of my sin
I'll escape now from that world
From the world of Sandor Clegane
The Hound is nothing now
Another story must begin!
>>70512520
Arya is confirmed decoy.
Who gets the prize for being quick to point out D&D's secret that was in plain site?
How many eye rolls will Linda give today?
>>70512666
He's going to marry Loli Mormont.
>>70512688
plot armor is stronger than any steel
>>70512645
is that Walder Frey?
>Sansa Bolton getting BTFO
>>70512645
its not even arya
>>70512687
she even fucking twisted the blade
>>70512573
He's achieved CHIM
WHAT IS SMIRKFU'S ENDGAME?
>make Tommen crave the GOAT pussy game
>let him stew before giving him a taste
>let his hormones start making decisions
>>70512709
10/10
>>70512701
Tumblr.
>>70512664
it showed Sansa senslessness more than anything. Stop with your obsession
>>70512633
Of course I'm a good cuckold
Just realized that Sansa shitting on Stannis is extra fucked considering he waged war on the people that kidnapped her TWICE. I guess she could harbor some resentment that he failed, but he did give her the necessary distraction to escape from Winterfell.
>>70512721
explain. who was that then?
>>70512650
Just a retarded anon theory
A better actor than literally every child actor combined in the entire series so far.
Why did they waste her on a bit part?
>>70512736
Survive without having to suck on the high sparrow's little white dick
>>70512749
so? the person who got stabbed still survived
100th for saving the show one amazing acting scene at a time
>>70512711
OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND KEKOLDS
>>70512598
yes, and I'm Javert
>>70512666
All I want savage king Rickon the Mad Wolf and his warrior queen Lyanna the Bear to rule the North
But noooo, we'll get Sansa and some faggot andal knights from the Vale
>>70512736
shes going to become the 7s first female saint
>>70512645
Remember when this used to happen and you'd be like FUCK IT'S OVER FOR STABBED CHARACTER HOLY FUCK THE MADMAN instead of wondering how they'll survive?
>>70512619
OY ya cheeky conts wat ya staren at com help a gerl
>>70512757
does it matter?
>Say that they are cutting the fat on the story
>Add in a random revenge story for the Hound
>Also make the Brotherhood full on evil
wew
>>70512604
I wonder how /got/ like their "brilliant political leader" now, getting BTFO at every moment.
>Sansa is ungrateful for 62 Mormont men
>Even though it's House Stark's fucking fault they have that little men in the first place, since Maege Mormont probably went south with the bulk of those men following Robb
>Sansa then BELITTLES Davos for doing something she couldn't even accomplish
At least Dany is a mad villain and sometimes entertaining.
Sansa is just a horrible protagonist. How are we supposed to like her at all?
>>70512776
Yes the episode 8 preview has Waif chasing her.
>>70512757
No one
>>70512673
Marriage with Tyrone was/can be invalidated easly because no benis in bagina.
Ramsay needs to die tho
>>70512673
the same way she got married to ramsay, you fucking retard. once he's dead she's a widow and free to marry.
no one gives a shit about tyrion, no one knows where he is and they never consummated the marriage.
>>70512801
>literally got BTFO by a child
lmao
why are there NO ramsay rape/mutilation/beastiality scenes? I mean, they audience might forget he is evil... what are D&D even thinking?
>>70512777
jesus fuck dabids need a competent dp, an actual director, and a fucking vision
>>70512806
She has a fat ass.
>>70512701
No. This episode would have been worse if she were in it. Thanks to her not being in it it was a solid 9/10. The Yara scene was kind of shitty.
>>70512650
>>She proposes her hand of marriage to CIA in exchange for his help, then murders him before they get actually married.
The show is just finally coming full circle to the book.
It's pretty heavily implied CIA or his puppet arynn lord were going to marry Sansa and then claim the north in her name.
The show just decided to have her anally raped instead.
ARYA DURDEN DUDE LMAO LMAO
>>70512777
What's up with all of thesemature men?
>mfw people shitting non-stop on stannis
why do D&D hate him so much? what even did he do to them????
>>70512814
They should hire Zack Snyder. He would sure make Ramsey the most sinister.
>>70512801
>their "brilliant political leader"
please stop making shit up anon, you don't have to be this pathetic
>>70512563
>>70512576
>>70512619
>>70512645
Fuck off whining cunts. You stink of piss and will ALWAYS be virgins.
>>70512701
yea, I know a dumb blond chick who loves her.
I hated her since primary school desu, and somehow she's still around me one way or another
>>70512686
"kings landing has gone to shit. have the servants ready for my return"
No master plan. Margaery's plan is to birth an heir and hopefully cleanse some Lannister fucking shits once her power is secured.
If ramsay doesn't shout BROOTHEER!!! during snowbowl I'm dropping the show
>>70512798
Yeah it's fucking awful. Also Arya just tramps around without a care in the world like she was just expecting the faceless men to forget about her. The writers are so fucking bad.
>>70512645
I'd rather know how the fuck she didn't see that assault coming. It should be obvious as fuck the faceless men would come to hunt her.
You just know
>>70512711
Okay if this is actually her, how? She can change her face sure but how can she make a duplicate of herself or make someone else wear her face? It makes no sense.
>>70512765
Lmao this is going to happen though
>>70512834
>>70512812
Kid must believe in the Lord of the Light because she fucking ROASTED Sansa
>>70512831
b-but you can't banish the m-mannis
>>70512769
I'm surprised /tv/ hasn't gone crazy over her yet.
This season is closer to 4th in quality and comfiness than to 5th.
There's less Dany, no Dorne, almost no Ramsay, can't be bad.
ITT - whining little babies.
>waaah waaah waaah Euron doesn't have an eye-patch!
>waaah waaah waaah they call her Yara not Asha!
>waaah waaah waaah Dany scares me because I'm a virgin!
>waaah waaah waaah Arya is half an inch taller than she should be!
>waaah waaah waaah The Mad King's fingernails were not long enough in that one second flashback!
>>70512748
She also took a good shit on Davos who managed to win the soldiers from the Mormont girl even though she, being her liege lord's daughter, failed. I just wanted to slap this irritating bitch.
>>70512711
this doesnt make sense
how would arya convince someone else to walk round with her face magically grafted on to them to draw out someone that wanted to kill her?
>>70512831
They are butthurt Renly fags. Thats all you need to know about those faggots
>>70512856
Umm don't you remember the scene before she went blind? The dead body had her face.
>>70512852
They're converging in the same city. Weiss is probably drooling in anticipation of what he's going to have Tyrion say.
>>70512836
>implying you were not the one shilling sansas "skills" as a "political leader" for the past 20 threads
Damn that must hurt you a lot.
>>70512777
THey were all great.
>tfw Lord Darling still has his tick
>>70512769
>You will never serve Lady Mormont
But for real she was actually fucking fantastic. Good child actors are rare.
>jamie at this point in the show
>"i love cersei and if i have to slaughter every single tully to get back to her, that's what i'll do"
-ep 8 trailer
>jamie at this point in the books
pic related
If cleganebowl is to happen, how will the hound end up fighting for the faith? The people that killed the hounds group weren't lannisters or anything
>>70512867
literally the first whining baby ITT
>>70512867
How can Dany scares anyone?
Where the fuck was Wyman the Pieman?
>>70512828
Could euron have been cast more poorly?
REMINDER IT WAS ALL JAQEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4giJ2ZWuvQA
>>70512872
easy see
>>70512876
>>70512769
Nah, she's with the army so I think that she'll make at least one more appearance. My guess is she'll demand to be betrothed to Rickon or something. Thus forever uniting House Stark andHouse Cunny.
>>70512862
Give them time, most people will watch the episode from a Torrent, after school.
>DEON HAZ NO BENUS
:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>70512645
>faceless men are supposed to be super assassins
>"When I kill him, I will look into his eyes and he will thank me for it"
>"That will mean you have failed. It would be much better if he never noticed you in the first place"
>suddenly show faceless men
>LMAO STABBITY STAB LET ME TAKE OFF MY FACE AND STAB YOU SOME MORE THEN LET YOU ESCAPE ANYWAY
SEASON 5: the north remembers
SEASON 6: the north remembers... but dosn't care
>>70512898
I guess its their OC house or House Kerwyn since no Manderly banners were at the battle
>>70512883
>past 20 threads
NIGGA I JUST GOT HERE, I HAD WORK
plus i'm not a fucking sansafag, im a nightkingfag, i just don't like retards like yourself
>>70512888
was jamie off treating with the tullys then? i honestly cant remember
>>70512676
>Tripod Paynebringer
kek
>>70512563
Seriously why was she even there? Hopefully she realizes how useless she still is. Lol what am I saying she's a 21st century strong independent woman(tm) she will never have a second of self reflection and just think extremely highly of herself no matter how many failures she has. Hbo really knows their audience.
>>70512902
IT WAS ALL ME ARYA
THE AUTOR OF OLIVER PAYNE
>>70512889
In the books they set him up for a nice redemption where he finally found peace in life. In the show it doesn't matter because it's just DUDE REVENGE
>>70512876
>Typing ummm
Holy shit.
>>70512686
Def gonna die this season
>>70512781
Javert is Stannis
Is it just me or did Blackfish sound different this episode?
>>70512547
its truly a song of ice and fire
hey guys they should remind the viewerbase theon has no dick haha that's always a funny one
Is Ray laughing at Sandor losing to a woman the greatest GoT moment?
>>70512619
>>70512598
fuck all yall I'm so pumped Cleganebowl is going to happen. It's on lads!
>>70512889
hes gonna be the champion of the faith bullies or whatever they call themselves
>>70512806
>Sansa is just a horrible protagonist. How are we supposed to like her at all?
You're not. She's being set up to be a villain who betrays her family for a bad guy she likes. In the outlines it was Joffrey, in the show/books it will be CIA.
Her and CIA will be the Claire and Frank Underwood of Westeros. Everyone thinks she's like Cat but she's really more like Cersei.
>>70512883
>he's been on /got/ for 20 threads straight
>>70512876
so....how does she make the dead body walk around with her face on it?
>>70512920
There was a casting call for a fat northern lord who gives a stirring speech when he unexpectedly changes sides
If that's not Wyman Manderly then who is it?
>>70512915
Not gonna defend her shitty ass "assassination" because holy hell did she not see that job to completion, but it was obvious she was doing that more out of pure spite than assassinating to keep her silent.
>This is a POV character
KEK
I was just watching the early Jaqen scenes and when he's trying to convince Arya to join them he tells her that she could kill everyone on her list. Why are the writers so bad?
kek
>>70512921
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>70512971
Glover
>>70512915
why are you people so dense? Waif is anouther assassin, quite a failed one too.
You bitch and moan about dumb normies, but you're even worse
>hurr what did the Margeary drawing mean
>durr why is Waif not a pro faceless man
>>70512928
Running around the warzone wrapping things up
>>70512976
MASSA DORAN
Who would win in a game of civ 5? Margaery, Cersei, Dany or Sansa?
My money is on either Cersei or Marg.
>>70512891
You mean like these whining cunts?
>>70512563
>>70512576
>>70512619
>>70512645
>>70512718
>>70512722
>>70512806
>>70512816
>>70512831
>>70512711
They're reusing costumes you daft fuck. That shit's expensive, especially for extras.
>>70512650
>killing him before and not waiting til after so she inherits his wealth/lands
classic salsa
>>70512656
Critics consensus: NOT FUN.
>>70512921
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
Dragons will rule the earth once more
and the world will return to an age before flame and dark
all will be stone
>>70512757
it was actually the waif. She killed herself
>>70512968
I've got to sleep every now and then, but I always read the threads I missed
>>70512971
Well its not the Manderlys since no leaks mentioned them at the battle but they mentioned Kerwyn, Hornwood, Glover and OC Mazin. It may be Glover or Kerwyn
>>70512882
>Bronn won't be there to make cockless jokes with Tyrion
Missed opportunity 2bh
>>70512976
>make the black man die
BRAVO D&D
>>70512921
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
>>70512876
london
>>70512951
i don't know why i haven't dropped this shitfest yet jesus christ
>>70512988
Dubs of truth! Whining cunt virgins BTFO!
>>70512982
He wasn't that fat but I wouldn't put it past D&D to do something that horrible
>>70512963
Oh shit I only just remembered how much of a little cunt sansa was at the beginning of the books.
>Theon at Winterfell
>Nobody makes any reference to his castration
>Theon with the Ironborn
>Has his lack of cock mentioned every scene he's in
Note how nobody mentioned it in the first two episodes of the season when he was still in the North
Maybe Ironborn are just "muhdick" tier niggers
>>70512976
>all that work into making that expensive axe of his (it's more like a fucking glaive to be fucking honest or a guan dao)
>kills him off fast while he has minimum screen time
>and was even a based nigger character for once
We should turn the sjws against D&D by saying they kill most of the strong black nigger characters and only keep the one without a dick alive.
>>70512889
It isnt happening. Spoilers have been posted a few weeks ago which were detailed and have been 100% right so far.
In Episode 10 the sparrows, tyrells and tommen are in the church waiting for cersei to come. Little do they realise Cersei isnt coming and she gives the orders to have them all burned to death with wild fire.
Tommen jumps out the window aswell
>>70512988
>joking about bad writing = whining
>>70512548
Where is his sword????????
>>70512895
Well ppl sometimes have irrational fears?
>>70512980
just stop going to reddit you disgusting turbofag
>>70513024
go ahead and drop it so you can stop whining like a pathetic baby
>>70512973
Isn't that even more stupid? Is the waif another apprentice in the show? I'm a bit dilluted with the books, in the books she's a fully fledged priest so she should have left her individuality and grudges behind.
Why the fuck does everybody know he is called the night's king? When was that name even established?
>>70512838
>any criticism of female characters is sexist and means you're a virgin
>>70513003
>stabbity stab
>the granny pulls off her face, revealing the waif
>arya pulls off her face, revealing the waif
>the first waif pulls off her face again, revealing arya
Is this how it looks in your head?
>>70512980
islamkek
I thought assassins in the House of Black & White couldn't kill people they actually know before they became targets.
Why did they send Waif to kill Arya?
>>70513001
Paathurnax go to bed
>>70512902
good stuff
>>70513037
No-one in the North knew Theon had lost his dick except the Boltons
Word presumably spread around the Iron Islands after Ramsay sent Theon's cock to Balon and Yara
>>70513060
he speaks to them in their dreams
Hello its me Shae the funny hoare
>>70512520
>Lannister banners are blue and brown suddenly.
CAN THIS FUCKING SHOW
CAN SOMEONE FUCKING GAS EVERYONE IN THE PRODUCTION CREW
>>70513060
Has anyone ever called him that before Davos did?
>>70512520
oh fuck they held off lemoncloak in the show because his theory is true?
>>70513043
>whining about nothing in a desperate attempt to be different = whining
>>70512984
that's right, he was the fucking man
>>70512987
cersei, militaristic autocracy always wins civ 5
>>70513044
Same place where Theon's is!
>>70512977
>Jaqen is just a face/persona
>Jaqen is actually the real Faceless Man underneath
>Jaqen kills himself in front of Arya
>Jaqen is still alive
>there are many Faceless Men
>there are only Jaqen and the Waif
>there aren't even the two of them
>the self-denial is Lorathi custom the Faceless Man incorporated into the Jaqen persona
>the self-denial is a Faceless Men practice
>the Faceless Men are not allowed to hold grudges or kill for personal reasons
>the Faceless Men can hold grudges and kill for personal reasons
>only death can pay for life
>a life is a life to the Many-Faced God
>a life can be substituted for a favor which can include more lives than one
>taking a life of anyone but the job target is unacceptable
>the Waif is just an apprentice who helps around the House of Black & White and not a Faceless Man or a persona
>the Waif is just a persona
>the Waif is a Faceless Man in training
>the Waif is a Faceless Man
>you need a face of a dead person from the Hall of Faces to change into a persona
>you don't need a face of a dead person to change into a persona
>you can change into whoever whenever
>the process of changing faces is a medical and technical one where you need to cut out faces and physically wear them
>the process of changing faces is magic
it's great because it's so flexible, you can choose what you need for the scene
>>70513082
I think you might be blind, anon
>>70513037
D&D's notion of strong, rough men means they must mention their cocks every other sentence. They're Hollywood twinks, so they can't imagine it realistically
>>70513039
doesn't queen of thornes go back to highgarden?
>>70513082
You might actually be colourblind.
>Introduce a great actor like Ian McFuckingShane
>Kill him in the same episode
It keeps happening
>>70513086
and what's that?
>>70513082
Hope you don't plan on flying planes anon
Lads, remember that really epic moment at the end of last season when Myrcella was killed by the Dornish elite?
I guess Jaime, Cersei, Kevan, Tommen, all of King's Landing... I guess they all just forgot about that hey...?
>>70513082
ughhh... who cares? it's not the details that matter, it's the overall story and that is fuckin' epic this season
>>70512970
the waif was stabbed arya and arya is the waif
>>70512988
>being this asshurt
>>70513082
It's clearly dark green and red, anon.
>>70513082
RIP anon's eye color
>>70513060
based night king
>>70513103E X P E N S I V E
>>70513059
Pretty much, which is why I think Arya will live through this and the Priest at the temple wont care anymore along the lines of "Something something failed the job couldn't hold back own grudges, something something let her go"
>>70512987
>civ 5
Get out.
4 > 2 > 3 > 1 > 5
>>70513064
no, but it is now
kek
>>70513088
>walking around with 0 expectations of an assassination attempt
>stabbed to death without dying
>nothing
You must be as dumb as that shittily written character
>>70513053
you sound mad, you should be the one dropping it if i trigger you this hard
>Cast all these great actors
>Kill them off in one scene or ruin their characters then kill them off
Jesus Christ there is fuck all talent in the show now
>>70513032
GRRM says sansa only became sympathetic "once she started to accept responsibility for her part in ned's death."
he always intended for her to be an antagonist. well meaning, at first. she says she's a stark but lady is dead and cia will manipulate her and pull her further and further to the dark side.
in the books she already doesn't gaf about robin, telling the maesters to give him sweetsleep when he's already had some. the marster tells her too much could kill him and she's basically like "idgaf do it. petyr and i have larger concerns."
she's NOT a nice person
>>70512898
was hoping the entire time that Jon or Sansa send Davos to White Harbor
>>70513082
>2016
>being colour blind
Top kek friendo
Wait, why is Asha full hard lesbian now? Where did that come from?
>>70513066
>DABID
>>70513143
no
arya is waif
now she is noonewaif is tyler, arya is joe and jaquen is marla
>margery now controls the faith militant
BEST GIRL
>>70512921
YES FOR NIGHTKINGFAGS
HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
LET THE ICE DRAGONS RULE THE WORLD