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>>70505042
>>70504984 bastard thread
1st for Lady Mormont
fuck you
the based sparrow
Hold the whore!
Seriously?
What is this supposed to be?
First for Sansa's a fucking bitch
>>70507089
mfw for /Highgarden/ posters were right about the Tyrell masterplan
C L E
>>70507038
>anal fucking a foreign chick
>got me thinking about her ass
plss i need webm
>The Waifu will be killed by Quasimodo next week
>>70507142
a small chapel of the 7
>>70507142
they're building you're mom's dildo
>Bellafu>cordyfu>turkfu
>>70507142
a prayer building whatever the fuck you call it
>>70507089
bearloli>frogfu>waveu
That wasn't Arya.
>Didnt have Needle
>Got new clothes all the sudden
>Got a bunch of money all the sudden
It was Jaqen, fulfilling her naming of him several seasons ago
We've already seen him wear her face before.
>>70507147
G A N E
>>70507131
Is this what the SJWs are mad at? Because he's not lying; you don't need to orgasm to get pregnant.
nth for our lord and savior and the slayer of the gods
http://www.strawpoll.me/10410798 (embed)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10410798 (embed)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10410798 (embed)
How was the new episode, lads?
>>70507168
>small
That's the thing. It is built pretty tough to be so small. It has no interior space once the walls are up.
>>70507089
wtf i hate Rh'llor now
zeroeth for downies on /tv/ don't understand sansa's plight because they can't into empathy
>>70507143
She called Davos out for what he is, the follower of a failed rebel
>>70507193
No one said that gaggle of hicks knew how to build anything sound
>>70507192
Literally red dit: the ratings
Pure Kino
Show theon makes no sense. Why would he of all things go help danaerys targaryen when his whole redemption arc was helping the starks and making amends for the things he did. He helped sansa escape and now he is all "look at me im going to help dany conquer you guys now lel"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek2O6bVAIQQ
The autist was right.
>>70507181
jaqen was unnamed
>>70507181
He already fulfilled his thing from several seasons ago.
She unnamed him in exchange for helping them escape.
Your theory a shit m8
>>70507213
>Show theon makes no sense
>show makes no sense
fixed it for ya m8
>>70507197
link bruh
>no dany
>blackfish
>McShane
>Hound
>Sana'a getting BTFO
>Jon being an autist
>Bearloli
Literally perfect
>>70507210
which score is most reddit?
>>70507131
so let me get this straight. if cersei had just feigned converting to the faith, she could have avoided doing her walk?
>>70507197
fuck off pooinloo
>>70507197
no, it isn't
>>70507247
>2$ per hour
That her price? I have 3.
>>70507206
She shitted on Davos for getting 62 men out of a 10 year old girl when Sansa fucking couldn't.
And if it wasn't for Davos, Sansa would be getting gangraped by Bolton men or Wildlings by now
>>70507194
Who were those guys with? The Brother hood with out banners?
>>70507234
True but it especially blows because he is my favorite
>>70507240
>>70507267
>>70507274
tomorrow
would you?
>>70507138
>I am the wrath of God.
>>70507213
>implying he gives a shit about dany
He went home to help his sister, he's completely given up on any ambition he might have had for himself and slaved himself to her will.
>>70507089
>>70507089
>zero dany
>arya gets btfo
>zero bran
>quality of the episode increases tenfold
can't make this shit up!
>June 26: “The Winds of Winter”: A queen comes forth. Euron (Pilou Asbæk) reveals himself. Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) meets a friend turned foe. King’s Landing awaits justice. The Night’s Watch gathers. Written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss; directed by Miguel Sapochnik.)
>Euron (Pilou Asbæk) reveals himself
What will it be lads? Will we get Book Euron? Will Euron launch a surprise attack on the Yara and Theon? Will he cuck and sack Oldtown and in the process kill Sam? Or will we finally just see that big cock of his?
>>70507181
They can't change the size of their body you sperg.
>>70507288
(you)
>>70507298
sure, you know she likes it dirty and is into some kinky shit
>>70507131
>based because every woman /tv has had sex with did not consent to it, didnt enjoy it during/regretted it after
based sparrow indeed.
>>June 26: “The Winds of Winter”: A queen comes forth. Euron (Pilou Asbæk) reveals himself. Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) meets a friend turned foe. King’s Landing awaits justice. The Night’s Watch gathers. Written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss; directed by Miguel Sapochnik.)
>Euron reveals himself
>Sansa thinks Theon is still in the Iron Islands
>Sansa wrote to Theon asking for help
>Euron will get the letter
REMINDER THAT EURON WILL REVEAL HIMSELF IN EPISODE 10 AND FUCK EVERYTHING UP FOR JON AND SANSA
>>70507206
people don't comprehend how much better sansa is now
they are lost because they follow blind leaders
>>70507192
E7 was the first episode in S6 that I thought was entertaining.
Opening scene was comfy as fuck, I knew the Hound was coming back and I still giggled like a schoolgirl.
Also there's one thing this episode did very differntly from the others ; WE CAN FUCKING SEE THINGS.
It was WAY brighter than the others.
>>70507308
>Euron reveals himself
Daario = Euron confirmed.
>>70507298
Theres a woman under eevry piece of clothing.
Iaian Glen is doing a capeshit show in Australia Jorah is fucked this season
>>70507308
Euron = Daario
It's pretty much fucking confirmed
>>70507288
EPIC
>>70507187
no they're mad because sansa is being forced to go to her rapist petyr baelish for help
>>70507192
I'd say a 6 if it were any other show but solid 8, two points just because there was no Daenerys.
>episode had more than 1 second of tits
4/5
>>70507288
kek
>>70507298
>implying you have a say on the matter
>>70507089
I just got around to this season in the past few days; what was the reaction to the Hodor ending? I thought it was pretty fucking retarded personally.
>>70507312
Prove it
Reminder that a 10 year old girl has more balls and brains than Sansa.
If my dick didn't want Jonsa so much I'd want her dead to be honest. Reminds me of Catelyn
And Bear Island looks pretty comfy desu
>>70507298
looks like she a tight fit
>>70507190
Not in the show.
>>70507256
No. If she converted Tommen to the faith and made the faith on the same level as the king.
>>70507343
if it airs in the fall, there wont be a scheduling conflict
Whats the deal with Euron? Hes a shit characetr in the show? Why do you fags cheer so much for him?
>>70507289
Brienne is the one who rescued her, and 62 men is nothing. Davos hasn't done shit for her
>>70507224
>>70507219
You can't truly unnamed someone
>>70507361
>6 points if it was another show
>8 points because it's GoT and fucking EPIC
I didn't get it
>>70507330
>how much better sansa is now
Sansa has always been the worst player in the game. If she or Cersei comes up with a plan I just assume it will fail.
>>70507143
She hot doe
>>70507366
mostly negative, we are on 4chan
>>70507366
we all cried like Shae after getting dumped by the Imp and slapped the sellsword closer to us
>>70507375
reminded me of this
>>70507206
Yeah but Davos is a failed Rebel with a head. Unlike Ned and Robb Stark
>>70507308
he'll probably just kill Theon or some shit to "reveal" himself as super evil.
He said in interview Euron had a lot of killing to do.
3 episode left, he'll probably skip one or even 2...
Gotta be a bloodbath.
There's some Daario=Euron Euron=Victarion theories out there, but I don't believe it.
>>70507339
>>70507345
Can't wait.
>>70507398
Two points because Dany needed to get the fuck out.
>>70507396
t. faceless expert pro
>>70507343
He only has like 3 scenes a season. Probably takes less than a week.
>>70507375
I would totally live at Bear Island. Agree with you, its very comfy
>arya getting stabbed
>high sparrow plotting against le queen of quips
disappointing they didn't kill off either of these stupid cunts off this episode but a man can dream
>>70507402
you can't say she's been the worst player cos she's never been a player at all. they faked us out with the Dark Sansa thing in season 4, only now does she actually have a bit of power with which she can do stuff
>>70507375
How comfy do you think Lyanna is?
Wait, did Dany really order Jorah to find a cure for greyscale? I skipped a few episodes this season.
Jon is the son of Lyanna and Rhaegar.
that's why the kings guard was protecting her in brans flashback. that's why the three eyed raven didn't want bran to go into the tower and see. she was giving birth to jon
>>70507142
This is the North Korean rocketry program. That's the scaffolding/fairings for when they find a /really big/ tree to hollow out and fill with gunpowder
>tfw you will NEVER fuck Yara Greyjoy
Why go on?
>>70507375
>go for walk
>slip
>smash head on rock
fuck off, looks like pandaria or some shit
>>70507324
are you retarded? She's obviously writing to CIA.
>>70507455
>skipping episodes
wad da fug
and yes, it's hilarious how bad the Essos writing is, especially for Dany's plot.
>>70507416
I mean now that we finally are starting to understand his power level in the books Daario=Euron is definitely plausible, but for the show it might be quite the stretch.
Ain't gonna lie famalams, the Lannister armor is baller af
>>70507446
she looked a bit uncomfortable in that hard chair, desu
she needs a ser barristan to bring her a pillow
>>70507142
Windmill of tolerance
>>70507416
He's going to reveal his cock
>>70507345
Everyone recognize Euron already.
>>70507478
I'm skipping episodes because the season isn't very good, mate. I've skipped three so far.
>>70507192
>episode 6
>a 6.09
god damn what a trash opinions you people have. Ep 6 was garbage.
>>70507142
Can't that be a mill? Or a grain storage?
>>70507482
Euron learned to change faces
>>70507143
So the show is basically having Sansa, who is the only non-male of the Davos-Jon-Sansa Power Trio fail to get people to follow her (in direct contradiction to her assertions about “The Stark Name” in her last episode, thus knocking her down and rendering all her points there utterly moot). Then has her essentially write a note groveling to the man who sexually assaulted her and sold her to her rapist for help as her chief contribution to all of this (since, you know, they went out of their way to make her Stark name and everything she’s said thus far utterly pointless). All after an argument with her brother, which, according to the show runners themselves, is part of Littlefinger sowing discord and “proof of the hold he has on her”. You know, because they decided to have the man who SEXUALLY ASSAULTED HER AND SELL HER TO HER RAPIST be her only hope, right after his intended rifts with her brother, mostly because of how unsuccessful SHE is (in comparison to her menz) in getting people to fight her based on HER OWN assertions.
They are purposely making her completely dependent on her main exploiter, so she can defy her main supporter, and purposely diempowering her as much as possible in service of the skills of the men in her life (including, once again, the man who sexually assaulted her and sold her to her rapist.)
>>70507393
If Davos hadn't gotten Melly to try and bring Jon to life, Sansa would've found herself in a Castle Black that has no Jon or obligation to help her. With Wildlings that would now be split cause no more Jon to follow and Tormund might not even be a strong enough leader in their eyes for all of them to follow him so you got chances of infighting, Tormund sure as fuck doesn't know or trust Sansa or Davos and the prospect of turning her over when they get word from Ramsay gets real enticing.
Try as Brienne might, she can't stop 2000 Wildlings.
>>70507464
even if you can, she wont
bitch is a carpet muncher
>>70507494
Each episode is getting higher and higher ratings because of the cross-borders and the Redditors.
>>70507464
>the actress for Yara is one year older than the actor for Euron
Jesus how could they fuck up the Greyjoys so badly?
>>70507247
Damn. I totally agree with this.
>>70507517
shes probably bisexual
>>70507517
The high sparrow begs to differ.
>>70507510
t. Tumblr
>>70507493
I'm pretty baffled by your logic but I'm someone who has to see the whole thing, even if I'm not completely enjoying big parts.
Does anyone care about the Night's Watch anymore?
>>70507510
Now this is autism
>>70507544
KINGSLAYER
>>70507544
a lannister always pa-
>>70507492
no shit but Euron is controlling Daario , he's his empty husk that he controls and uses
>>70507408
>>70507410
I just feel like it was hard to really feel like it was some big heroic sacrifice when Bran just mindcontrols Hodor into doing shit, and then they just abandon him at the door. The episodes this season made it apparent that Hodor is in fact intelligent somewhere in there, so mind controlling him like an animal feels even more wrong. It felt like Hodor was just used by everybody and then left behind, not that he chose to save them.
>>70507501
no mill
t. proud owner of a stone mill
>>70507552
don't worry, based enkay will put them out of their misery in a few weeks
>>70507510
(You)
>>70507544
>>70507564
Damn, look at that armor swag
How in seven fucking hells does Brienne get from with Sansa near the wall to Riverrun like 3000 km away in one episode.
>>70507336
Exactly my thoughts, I yelled out of joy when it showed him although it was obvious
Also, it was nice and bright, usually i close the blinds and still dont see everything but here, perfect light
Why is everyone bashing on the theon scene? Sure it could have been more interesting but the acting on alfie allens part was great, how he went from ptsd reek to Theon
im gonna start watching this shit
what am I in for?
>>70507494
It was literally the only good episode this season you fucking redditor. What's the matter, not enough fight scenes or imp meme man or cock jokes or HOLD DA DOOR for you? Fuck off
>>70507375
I like her
>>70507598
Memes
>>70507510
this desu
>episode without le dragon lady subplot
>suddenly best episode of the season
>>70507598
BLACKFISH
THE HOUND
KINGSLAYER
LYANNA MORMONT
and promise me tommen
>>70507574
SHUT UP YOU SWINE
EDMURE, MORE WINE
>>70507574
DON'T FOCKIN' SAY IT
>>70507441
Sansa
>wanted to marry Joffery
>hated being married to a pretty good guy (Tyrion)
>concented to marry Ramsey (why did she agree to this again)
>trusts the most untrustworthy man in the show (CIA)
>lies to her only ally
>tries to sweet talk 10 yearold and gets BTFO
>thinks everyone will rally behind her because her name used to be Stark
she tries to play she just sucks, name one good move she has made ever.
>>70507583
>t. proud owner of a stone mill
Pretty based desu
>>70507464
Honestly her mannerisms are hotter than her face or body. She looks exactly like someone born of an archipelago people: inbred as Fuck.
That said, she's probably got a clit the size of a walnut given how casually into chicks she is.
>>70507546
>I'm pretty baffled by your logic
I've honestly hated the show since season 5 and just watch it with friends.
>but I'm someone who has to see the whole thing, even if I'm not completely enjoying big parts.
How are you enjoying anything? The bad wring permeates every storyline. Out of the four I've seen, this one was the best and it was still kinda shit since everythng it was set up for is so lackluster. It feels like this is how the season should have stated, and they're rushing through the Riverrun shit and the northern recruitment shit.
>>70507588
Please also take out all those traitorous Northern Houses who failed to remember and who only after Jon wins decided to kneel
>>70507510
>Why isn't my favorite character a Mary Sue
>>70507513
She doesn't know that, anon
>>70507598
a solid show with a lot of inconsistencies and some really great moments
>>70507595
how does Jaimes plot literally skip 2 books worth of stuff in 1 episode?
>"nailed it" - D&D
When will Roose Bolton's master plan come into action?
>>70507583
This one's clearly made out of wood, so I don't think your expertise counts here
>>70507595
do you need exposition on someone riding a horse?
should they just fill 30 minutes with Brienne riding?
>>70507618
I found it good because shit was finally happening, Ayras shitty slow fucking arc is finally moving forward, Jon and Snanza are finally doing something, even the shits in Kangs Landing are finally going to do something
>>70507544
>Bronn is the right hand man to the lord of Casterly rock and his second in command of the armies
He has came along ways from the lowly sellsword.
It's a shame that all artistic integrity this IP had was flushed down the shitter with the HBO series.
Martin doesn't care any more, and neither should you.
>>70507625
kissing Joffrey's sword
>>70507298
Please tell me that she is going to die screaming in the future episodes.
>>70507588
>NK with dubs AGAIN
I've been monitoring this and it seems that Night King posts maintain a 50+% dubs rate
>>70507366
i was banned for 3 days after saying it sucked.
this really happened. mods = retards
>>70507649
>bolt action
it's like peevery
>>70507561
THIS IS EVEN WORSE AND MORE MISOGYNISTIC THAN A SANSA-RAPE-BABY-JON-SACRIFICE!
At least that scenario had Sansa making a choice and didn’t have her relying on the man who sexually assaulted her and SOLD HER TO HER RAPIST (right after a fight with the one person who hasn’t exploited her yet, right after proving her the one [non-male] member of the Jon-Davos-Sansa trio INCAPABLE of getting a group to follow her). AT LEAST IT HAD HER CONTRIBUTING TO THE PLOT WITHOUT LITTLEFINGER’S HELP. AND HAD HER SHOWING TRUST IN SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY WORTHY OF IT. LIKE, WOW.
NEVER LET ME GIVE THIS SHOW THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT AGAIN, PLEASE.
THEY LITERALLY ARE WRITING HER AS THE MOST INCOMPETENT MEMBER OF THE GROUP— WHEN SHE IS NOT RELYING ON THE MAN WHO SEXUALLY ASSAULTED HER. GOD FORBID SHE SUCCEED BASED ON HER OWN SKILLS AND INDEPENDENTLY
>>70507595
Yara and Theon got to Essos in one episode?
Fast ships, bro
>>70507640
Pretty sure Jon told her the resurrection thing and all that shit
Especially as Brienne finds his brooding understandable "considering"
>>70507667
Zombie Mountain tears her to fucking pieces.
It is spoiled.
>>70507089
CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CONFIRMED
Name one fucking thing that has happened in the 7 episodes we got in this shit season.
>Dothraki bantz
>The plays
>62 men
Is this the most comical season so far?
So that's it, Greyjoy scenes are done for the season.
>>70507625
getting buttfucked by Ramsay to avoid getting flayed
>>70507308
Book euron is a goofy cartoon villain
Show Euron is based and actually acts like a real human being
>>70507667
Almost certainly. She's been set up to have a messy, satisfying death since her first scene.
>>70507677
But she doesn't have any skills or independence, that's why she's in her current situation
>>70507672
I would ban you for this obvious bait, Hold the Door was the best moment in GoT history
>>70507691
the emergence of chaosh crew
>>70507649
Roose getting killed fucking sucked, he was the one character I liked who I thought was safe because he was a dick but not the biggest dick. I was actually hoping he'd be the one to put down Ramsey, just gets tired of his shit one day.
RIP Tywin lite
>>70507687
If that's the case, then she is being a bitch
>>70507655
>even on horseback such a journey would take a month
>like two days have passed
What do you need? Logic or something from the plot?
Literally nothing ever happens in the show. 57 episodes and the wall is still up and khaleesi is not ruleing the seven kingdoms. What a shit show.
>>70507710
and hes a cutie
>>70507677
>GOD FORBID SHE SUCCEED BASED ON HER OWN SKILLS AND INDEPENDENTLY
What skills?
>>70507692
>I don't need an army, I need 62 good men
I'd say so
>>70507710
2D > 3D though.
>>70507485
She's not a southron milk drinker, she's northern through and through, she doesn't need to sit comfortably on her lord's chair.
Is Clegane bowl all but confirmed?
Are there some funny memepics from new episode? Give me please.
>>70507751
Not this season
This episode was 11/10. top tier .bravo dd
>>70507710
>where are my niece and nephew? Let's go murder them
Totes not anime villain
>>70507691
Nothing has happened.
>>70507732
This.
>>70507190
>book Euron
>badass pirate with valyrian steel armor and magic powers
>show Euron
>is generic ironborn
>>70507735
Nice thumbnail
>>70507751
Still need to get sand the door back to King's Landing but yeah, It seems to be writ large into the future of the show, even if it doesn't happen this season.
>>70507714
not bait. i was banned for 3 days , cuz this thread http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/69935575/#q69935575
>>70507769
Hopefully not this season.
>>70507772
>bravo dd
They didn't even write this one.
>>70507736
And when did Littlefinger sexually assault her? She kissed him back and he stopped as soon as she pulled away.
>>70507729
>>like two days have passed
do you have a source for this other than your own ass?
>>70507782
Have a (You)
Poor Bronn, in the books he keeps winning the Game of Thrones, but in the show Jaime keeps screwing everything up for him.
>>70507769
>>70507751
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>70507775
It was just banter
>>70507790
Cersei dies this season so there will be no Cleganebowl
>>70507142
The Gem SaloonCocksucker
>>70507710
No he still says cheesy retarded shit he just doesn't have any sense of menace or power to back it up
>>70507820
no she doesn't
Is Mormont the best House?
Jeor
Jorah
Lyanna
Maege
Pretty good house
>>70507747
not suggesting she needs to, senpaitachi
she just didnt look all that comfy
Will CIA's teleportion powers allow him to transport an entire army across half a continent?
>>70507768
lookout for the next general when this gets to 300
>>70507820
no she doesn't
COCKSUCKER
i wish i were funny
>>70507789
I was implying that saying Hold the Door was bad is bait
>>70507833
Dude they're going to fuck the Boltons up
>Ramsay destroyed Stannis with 20 good men
>House Mormont has 62 good men
>>70507839
they're stationed at moat cailin
i hate when characters in shows drink one mug of beer and suddenly they're braver
EP 10 SPOILER
>>70507710
>euron is older than aeron and younger than baelon
>both old ass men with long white hair
>show euron instead like late 20s dude
>show euron's actor literally younger than yara's actress
>"nailed it" ~dnd
>>70507863
Holy shit Maisie doesn't even look human here.
>>70507710
>you've got no cock
>i've got a big cock
>balon was a cunt
>elected
What a human bean he was!
>>70507863
>This can't be happening
>>70507768
everyone who posts here is too creatively bankrupt to come up with funny memes they'd rather just cry about strong women
>no northern lords Give a shit that as far as they know Jon has broken his oath to the Nights Watch and is a deserter.
What?
>>70507833
>Is Mormont the best House?
Yes, 62 good men is they need.I can't wait to see Mormont troops kicking ass.
>>70507831
>>70507856
>Implying shes going to survive her trail
Where's the Scarlet Witch?
>yfw its a bronn episode
>>70507089
So wait, why did the brotherhood without banners kill all those innocents again? Just so discount Sandor could get back to killing people?
Wasn't the brotherhood supposed to be protecting the common folk, or were these guys renegades or something? Fuck this show makes no sense
>>70507894
they care more about him being a wildling refugee man
>>70507671
night king dubs test
>>70507911
She's not going to die, remember when Tyrion lost his trial by combat? He didn't die, but was imprisoned, and the same will happen to Cersei
>>70507710
no he is just as goofy except he lacks the presence and terror that book Euron brings when he is around
book Euron is also one of the few characters that actually seems to be exceeding in his plans, meanwhile show Euron lost his fleet...
>>70507711
>boring predictable bullshit
And that's why the show is awful now
>>70507930
>DABID
>>70507863
>>70507886
the waif looks like a straight up dude
>>70507880
confirmed for never having drank a pint of strong ale
>>70507894
Seriously, what the fuck?
Also aren't the Wildlings mad superstitious? Why the fuck would they follow a guy who came back from the dead?
>>70507894
Night's Watch? What's that? Doesn't sound relevant.
>>70507138
This would have been the fucking bomb.
>>70507930
Remember Gendry? The end justifies the means.
Fine episode but..
>>70507930
>brotherhood leaders got killed and their agenda changed
>religious nuts
so hard to come up with these reasons
>>70507937
He was scheduled to be executed. Tywin was probably lying to him
>>70507936
Nice try, this is how you do it though.
>>70507510
http://wendynerdwrites.tumblr.com/post/145484983027/so-the-show-is
>>70507736
Sewing and birthing children. I don't see why that's a bad thing; she'd be a great mother. Just give her a castle and some dick every now and again and she can play queen bee while birthing actually useful characters: sons with the last name stark. I don't see why that isn't a valuable skill.
>>70507951
Because they think Jon is akin to a God. This was revealed a few episodes ago as well, buddy
>>70507930
They became broken men after so long and so much
Why would ANYONE worship the seven in a world where Rhllor gives you objectively provable magical powers?
It would be like choosing to be a Christian if Muslims had the ability to fly.
>>70507960
Dude's still rowing somewhere, he'll probably make it to Mereen soon
>>70507930
What makes you think it was them beside Sandy thinking it was them?
What makes you think they're still the same band lead by the cleric?
CUTE
COCKSUCKER
>>70507688
>It is spoiled.
Really? Got the leaks?
>>70507950
It took theon like 30 seconds. Nobody absorbs alcohol that fast.
>>70507981
Most people haven't seen these magical powers in action.
>>70507950
The waif looks like Liam from TBFP.
>>70507996
Saddam is that you?
>>70507930
How the fuck are they going to eat as a bunch of deserters? Protecting the innocent was fine for the first month or so. Then the food runs out. As they guy in this episode said "keeping the people safe is hungry work".
All men must eat. And they're going to fucking take, steal, and plunder because they have steel but no food.
>>70507211
The dead harpy shot is really cool.
>>70507455
She's not really ordering him to do it, she's mercy killing him by telling him he has value when he's dead meat. Its probably going to be the last kind thing she will do in a while.
>>70507711
I hope so.
How the fuck didn't Sandor hear the massacre?
>>70507978
And yet the Dothraki follow Dany without question while Jon still has to ask and convince Wildlings to follow him.
POTTERY
>>70507996
I read an article today that said they are making a deadwood movie
>>70507930
I'd be somewhat upset if they don't explain that. Any guesses would mostly just be conjecture.
>>70507996
what was the point in all this?
>62 MEN
are you fucking kidding me? that's cannon fodder
>>70507978
I know that's what they suddenly claimed, I just think that's absolutely retarded. Its an obvious asspull quickfix line. There is no way Wildlings would trust anyone who came back from the dead.
>robb could have sided with stannis and won easily
>jon could have just taken stannis' offer and brought the wildings and northern houses when stannis attacked winterfell
why didn't they listen?
>>70507988
They used the line of the Red Priests. For the night is dark etc etc
>>70507996
like 20 minutes of this smug fuck + the high septum in one episode. it's like a fucking sunday school lesson has to included in every episode
>>70508026
He did. Why do you think he came back?
>>70507937
>He didn't die, but was imprisoned
He escaped. He was sentenced to death.
>>70507962
what the FUCK is that goblin???
>>70508041
62 MANBEARS
>>70507978
"He DIED for you!"
Oh god the flashbacks to living in the South and having fundies preach from street corners.
>>70507951
why would Dothraki pledge themselves to a literal witch that murdered in their sacred city?
>>70508046
Why didn't Robb side with Stannis again?
>>70507729
If the High Sparrow scene is anything to go by, it's been a fair amount of time since last episode.
It wouldn't make sense for him to confront Magraery if Tommen wasn't getting laid for 2 days
>>70507941
It's really never been any different. The only time the bad guys win is to set up for a more satisfying death later on. Most of the interesting characters have just been out of the show for a while or put in places they can't shine.
>>70507981
>implying they all are not the same god (Bran) as Al Swerengen said this episode
>>70507996
Everyone needs to watch Lovejoy, I grew up watching that show. Truely a goat Actor.
>>70508041
GOOD MEN WORTH TEN
>>70508048
wow it must be them
rly makes u think huh
>>70507527
I mean, Yara isn't supposed to be pretty. And Euron is supposed to seem younger than all of his brothers by quite a bit, despite being the second son. I do like Yara casting, but Euron has got to get more charming, and spooky sometime soon.
>>70508055
>>70507970
Yeah my bad, I couldn't remember if he was to be executed or not
HE LIVES!
STANNIS LIVES!
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
>>70508041
TECHNICALLY 620 MEN
>>70508076
because he wanted the north to be independent and to be king in the north and Stannis wouldn't allow that
>>70507399
I just wanted to let you know that I guffaw'd
>>70508046
They have too much hubris. It's the Stark family's greatest weakness.
Why did they even kill all the peasants? It's obvious they wouldn't put up resistance and the Septon would have given the food for free.
>>70508046
>>robb could have sided with stannis and won easily
won what? Stannis wouldn't let him be King and he would have had him executed for betraying the crown.
>>70508041
>62 GOOD MEN
They've won the war already anon
>>70508018
That's not really a good excuse, they could've just took the fucking food, like Meribald said none of those people knew how to fight. Instead they killed every single person there, man, woman and child.
Murdering the entire group wasn't necessary if they just needed to eat.
>>70507996
Why did they bring in such an amazing actor only to have him play a tiny part, say no more than 20 lines and then die in the episode he was introduced? They could have had literally any random fuckass play this guy.
>>70507930
The show has completely butchered the brotherhood and made them evil for some reason.
Even when Lady Stoneheart took over they were just hanging Freys, and Thoros thinks they've lost their way.
>>70508072
I don't know, this season is fucking stupid.
Reminder that Sansa shits on how many men the Mormonts gave when she knows the other non-Manderly/Karstark/Umber/Bolton Northern Houses are smaller and lost a shitload of men in Robb's war.
The fucking bitch, if Lyanna had heard her dissing them like that she would've left
>>70507214
>"I care that the spirit of a Song of Ice and fire hasn't translated to the screen as the spirit of the lord of the rings made it before"
This guy must be joking right? He can't be this fucking dense to assume bookfags think LOTR is a good adaption
>>70508077
On the other hand Tommen's still a randy teen, he was too sad to care when she was in prison but now that she's back his blueballs have probably swollen to the size of grapefruit.
>>70507489
Jungle Gym of Kumbaya
>>70508072
Murder is fine. You just can't spill blood. They're a very literal people
>>70508120
because were worshiping a false god
>>70508141
why the fuck is she at the war?
i'd fucking rape her if i was on ramsay's side
>>70508072
She didnt spill blood. Dothraki dont hate all sorcery, just Blood Magic, which she didnt do.
They thought she was a god. She made them follow her fully with Drogon.
>>70508041
Hey now, it is rumored tha 62 men from Bear Island can hold their own against 20 good men.
>>70508141
stannis?
>>70508128
I agree but I guarantee that's going to be the answer. In fact let me ask, why the fuck did they bring the Hound back in the first place? Cersei is going to blow up King's Landing. There is no cleganebowl. They brought him back and turned the brotherhood super vicious so he could be redeemed, yet not kill his brother?
Fuck Dabid they can't write for shit.
NEW THREAD
>>70502430
>>70502430
>>70502430
>>70508120
As Ray said
>Kill those young lads so they won't take up arms against us.
>I'm your murderer.
>>70508154
It's about a 50% chance that that's exactly what happens knowing DnD
>>70508076
>>70508046
Robb was still trying to help Stannis win by keeping Tywin away from King's Landing, but Edmure fucked it up
>>70508154
she's there for the eventual ramsay rape scene
>>70508054
The woods didn't seem that far away from the construction site how did he arrive so late?
>>70508120
Why did the My lai massacre happen ? It's easier to just kill them than fuck around
>>70508127
>>70508041
Its actually Sixtytwo Goodmen, the younger brother of Twenty Goodmen. He's a ruthless killer who will wreck the Bolton forces in order to stop his mad sibling.
>>70508041
>3 times as many as 20 good men
ramsey is toast
Why do SJWs think this is sexual assault?
>>70507996
JUST tits and dragons
>>70508049
this is the high septum you fucking tardcunt
>>70508212
Sansa clearly wanted it
>>70508212
Because it was creepy and everyone knows being creeped out is equivalent to rape
>>70508018
>they did it for the food
But then again, in the shot showing the massacre the ground was littered with food spilt over. Also why not just steal the food? They were unarmed after all.
>>70507965
>>70507979
Guess i'll stick with these
>>70508154
She probably sent most of her men with Jon so bear island was relatively defenseless, so it's safer for her to travel with the army
>>70508212
because they're retarded.
>>70508154
Cause unlike Sansa, she's not a pussy and will lead her men, to victory or defeat to reclaim Winterfell.
Cause this is all or nothing. If Lyanna wasn't there and they lost, the Boltons would exterminate her House anyway, better to go out in glory.
>>70508105
i knew this was coming the moment i saw it
>>70508235
No-one would attack Bear Island... it's funny how Jon & Sansa basically teleported everywhere.
>>70507794
There isn't an episode that they don't have complete control over.
Flayed men on crosses candidates:
Lyanna Mormont (the little one)
Osha to taunt the wildlings
Stannis' corpse
Ser Davos Seaworth
Roose Bolton
Any others?
>>70508232
>thinks a consenual kiss is creepy
u some kinda fag m8?
>>70508286
Dickon
Why is the show emasculating Jon so hard? Granted, the guy's always had the charisma of soggy bread, but for the last five seasons he has been groomed to be a leader, and learned how to command the fucking Night's Watch, defended Castle Black from siege with a measly 200 men, led an army against the White Walkers, killed one of them, and fucking lived to tell the story. Now he's a mumbling, shy idiot who cannot even muster words to convince a ten year old? Where the fuck is Melisandre, too?
>>70507677
>implying he sexually assaulted her
Go back to tumblr
>>70508226
>sansa wanted it
NO she didn't cia is a rapist and he RAPED HER in this scene!!!!
>>70508294
I do think much older uncle-figures tongue kissing their barely legal niece-figure is creepy, yeah. Half plus 7 rule man, have a little class.
>>70507604
Not one good episode since s4
>>70507894
None of the northern houses give a shit about the nights watch, they see it as a punishment. Only Ned, Benjen and Jeor really express the opinion that it is an honorable tradition. The opinion of the wall is that it is a bunch of rapists and thieves dying in the war to kill other rapists and thieves.
>>70508308
he forced kisses on her against her will, that's sexual assault you fucking retard
I haven't read the books so sorry for a stupid question, but why do people keep saying Euron = Daario? Aren't they a continent apart?
>>70507736
she a princess with no skills which is exactly the point. Arya and Daeny got their shit together, she needs to be next.
>>70508351
they weren't even tongue kisses but i still got a boner
>>70508115
Robb didn't set out to be king in the north; it was the Greatjon that thrust that burden upon him.
He couldn't just turn around and say "lol sorry guys but I don't want to be king" to his bannermen when they are all incensed and raring to go.
Truly, what got Robb killed was him being crowned king. That and his fucking tully fucking shit mother being a retarded stinky fishspawn.
>>70508234
>>70507930
I mean they say 'the night is dark and full of terrors ' as a threat, and then kill the people building a church, and then hang their religious leader inside the church. Sandor even says that the Brotherhood will kill them for religious reasons, because they worship the seven, and the Brotherhood worship Rhl'or.
>>70508383
I don't know.. blue lips or something probably.
I haven't looked into the conjecture of that theory, truly, but I don't believe it anyhow.
>>70507950
Waif looks a lot better when she's naked.
>>70508299
Rickon is apparently shot to death by Ramsay in front of Jon.
>>70508128
>>70508171
The hound is going to do something big, as the show guarantees.
Also the Brotherhood didn't kill for food, they killed the people building a church to the seven, because they worship the god of fire. They are fanatical bandits.
HBO SERIOUSLY need to hire someone who can help Dabid with the pacing issues GoT has right now.
They just cannot get their pacing right at all. Introducing characters just to have them killed a scene or two later. Vanishing main characters for multiple episodes in a row.
It's incredibly bad. They whip around from location to location to try and keep the audience as up to date as possible with every thread, but then they just drop a character like Tyrion entirely - two weeks in a row now I'm pretty sure.
Either you show everything, properly, and balance your fucking shit, or you focus on places specifically and go as in depth as you need to. No point visiting 70% of threads and barely showing anything worthwhile, and at the same time shunning a heap of important alternative threads for long periods of time.
>>70508378
in case of sexual assault contact your legal dept. in King's Landing
>>70508610
GRRM's writing is similar; he likes to give nobodies their day in the limelight as the story goes along.
Barristan should be getting ready to fight a battle atm.
>>70508610
Oh, you mean just now? Show has been shit for 4 seasons, but they should hire someone to help them with it just now.
That's splendid.
SALSA'S LETTER TO CIA ENHANCED:
>knights of the vale are under your command
>..your aid, and i shall see to it that you...
SHALL SEE TO IT THAT WHAT?
WHAT IS SHE PROMISING HIM?
>>70507192
Which was ep 4?
Those fucking ratings
>all consistently slightly below the normie ratings
>ep 4 is rated like half what everyone else did
>ep 5 is a bit lower than usual too
I have the memory of a fucking goldfish. What happened in those eps? I am guessing 4 is holdadaoor?
Read the books some time ago, where is it implied that Asha is bi? I don't remember.
I picked up on JonCon being gay, but I must have missed Asha.
>>70508705
CUNNY
>>70508707
Oh, I got it. Ep 5 was holdadoor, ep 4 was Kelly-C the horsequeen. Given the Kelly-C hate that is not a surprising result.
>>70508666
What the fuck is this post even about? You're not even implying my complaint is incorrect, just complaining that you didn't locate this exact four years ago?
Are you fucking retarded? And don't sound so fucking sassy when you post you little cunt.
>>70508705
Could you make anything of this angle?
>>70508705
>give me your aid and i shall see to it that you are properly rewarded after the battle
salsa fucking cia confirmed
>>70507492
could be some glamour shit going on
for all we know he could have mind-broke Victarion or something and is using him
>>70508853
In before Salsa promises her body to CIA and than screams rape afterwards.
>>70508705
Lotta loyalty for a hired sword
The bit where Glover goes on about "where was Robb when the Ironborn were taking our castle?" was weird.
The Ironborn also took Winterfell. If anything he should sympathise with the Starks, but he has something like zero reason to chastise them about it. And as I remember it, Robb wasn't just fucking around with his "whore." He was winning battle after battle.
>>70508926
winning by cheating via warging
truly a dishonorable house
>>70508831
Bottom two words are "Fandan Kark".
>>70508905
what are the chances the show would actually go there? SJWs are mad about her going to him for help, if she seriously offers her body in return.. kek. they will have a collective meltdown.
>>70508986
Looks like "Tahlia Hark" to me
>>70507418
How could Daario be Euron?
Its 2 different actors. Is he a many faced nobody? I dont get it.
>>70507463
Kek
>repentant Hound
>swearing, dropping quips, being generally unlikable to the people around him
what the fuck
why didn't they bother changing him at all
When they were writing this season why the fuck did they place every single fucking season with the High Sparrow inside that tiny fucking room.
FUCK ME. How fucking lazy can you be. You're getting millions, have him walk around the streets or something you dumb cunts.
>>70508049
>>70508224
>septum
what is this new meme
>showfags really are this dumb
>>70507672
Hold the door... Hodor was one of the fucking dumbest things I have seen put to screen.
>>70507904
Yfw the best actor that had been in the show all season dies in 1 episode.
>>70508986
kek
>>70507735
what is this? a picture for ants!
>>70508141
umm...stannis on the left?
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