40 MINUTES IN
NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>>70478594
>40 MINUTES IN
holy fuck that went fast
time flies when youre having fun right??
>>70478594
When will this happen on the show?? I know they're including it but when
>45 minutes in
Wait, I thought something was going to happen?
literally the whole episode is just continuity shit that seems to promise a main segment, but it never ends
>now straight back to the epic south africa road trip where they expect us to believe Tinie Tempah slept in a tent
Fucking hell
don't be roofless, be ruthless XD!!!
Why did you copy my comment from the last thread verbatim and start a thread with it, OP? Fucking drown yourself.
Post yfw Matt is the saving grace of nu gear
>>70478594
do you think she made fun of him and that's why she isn't a main member
I mean... they're on a tour of South Africa, with a handful of minor celebrities. It should be fun. Why isn't it fun.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx4aK-YsPeU
The interview segment is much too long. And I like Damien Lewis.
ANOTHER fucking south africa statement
This is fucking shit
Had my first chuckle of new TG just then with that Steve comment about seeing a Rhino
>le epic spit water out
wow good one chris man that was side splitting
>>70478684
holy shit, what a fucking ape we have here, lads
>>70478663
I mean more in the sense of that he could draw audiences in instantly- have no idea why but he could
So did they sleep in those tents or was there a fancy 5 star hotel like 2 miles away?
>>70478594
I muted the fucking stream 17 minutes ago when this fucking interview started and it's still going, they're going to spend 20 some minutes of their hour air time on THE LEAST LIKED part of Top Gear? Are you fucking kidding me?>
So is FACT. less annoying than last week or wat?
>>70478693
>tfw no Joey and Chandler duo, with an occasional Ross and Gunther as the stig
>>70478657
I'm having a lot of fun reading this thread, yes.
>>70478765
Of course they didn't sleep in tents.
>>70478779
It's better than last week in my opinion. Jensen Button and a McLaren redeemed this episode.
Just got here, what did I miss?
>>70478754
>am I right, lads, haha?
>lads ;)
Drown yourself
>>70478774
I always skip the interviews when rewatching old top gears and these ones are shit in comparison
>>70478765
YEah, I see Chris Evans & Matt le Blanc and Tinie Tempah (all millionaires) sleeping in tents in south africa
Holy fuck, I thought that interview segment was never going to end.
>>70478792
Gunther is dead
>>70478814
Take it easy 2bh lad
>>70478765
Notice how you never seen any footage of them inside the tents
They left the camera crew to put them up while they hopped on helicopters out that shithole
If dubs, this episode is actually pretty good
FACT
>>70478792
>Joey and Chandler
Shit would've been legitimately great. But I doubt BBC would ever let two American hosts do the show
>>70478812
A whole load of nothing.
Way better than the first episode, but still
>>70478820
>Tiny Temper sees a beautiful zebra
>Describes it as "sick"
Millennials ladies and gentlemen
where has this "FACT" meme come from?
Why is there a fucking nigger?
>>70478860
PLEASE CLAP
PLEASE CLAP
PLEASE CLAP
PLEASE CLAP
PLEASE CLAP
>And then we discovered, he wasn't alone
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
>In a Jaguar and not hunting for Jaguars
what the fuck even is this challenge
this is the sort of idea that someone comes up with for a laugh
>>70478886
chris evans's twitter defending the viewing figures
WHOOP WHOOP
I hate niggers
>>70478890
They're in Africa...
>>70478852
You would never see his face anyway desu
>>70478859
You think Clarkson et al. slept ouside either? He threw a fit over a steak ffs
>>70478886
Evans went on a Twitter rant about "Top gear FACTS" last week
>>70478843
Not even Bear Grylls slept in tents.
>mfw the most charismatic presenter isn't even a presenter
Boot Evans, give Eddie his job, it's the only way to salvage this shit
>>70478852
classic Gunther...
>>70478843
To be fair Clarkson, May, and Hammond are all millionaires as well and they slept in some right shitholes. Cars, shacks, tents. You name it.
>>70478886
Captain Ginger's twitter account
>>70478890
They are on safari, there are lots of wild beasts.
>wogs and american attempting banter
Just fuck my show up
>>70478891
YAAAAAAAAY
So If they tried to copy old top gear, where did the humor went?
>It's not jay zed it's jay z
Seriously?
animals
>WOOOOH
>>70478930
No they didn't, but they at least had the decency to get in the tents and pretend
You piss babies need to realize that not everything has to appeal to white males. Top Gear has moved on, grown up and while all of you haven't matured past middle school.
HAHA WE SAY SOME THINGS DIFFERENTLY AND WE CAN DERIVE HUMOUR FROM THIS HAHAHA
>Highest pub in Africa
DUDE
>>70478930
>zed and zee
This is some quality "banter"
>>70478927
Eddie Jordan? Charismatic?! I don't like Evans, but Eddie proved himself a real weirdo on the F1 coverage
>>70478950
>did went
>>70478918
At least Clarkson laid in his tent, King Evans couldn't even do that
>tfw looking forward more to the companion web show than top gear
>>70478930
Lmao mate, you can't be that much of a delusional fan boy
>>70478950
That was the only funny thing ive seen all episode.Matt is alright desu
>>70478960
Yes, now it doesn't appeal to anyone at all. Such progress!
THESE JOKES ARE FUCKING AMAZING!
THESE JOKES ARE FUCKING AMAZING!
THESE JOKES ARE FUCKING AMAZING!
THESE JOKES ARE FUCKING AMAZING!
This is a fucking childrens show.
>>70478998
Do you have a brain tumour?
>>70478997
They definitely sleep in cars and tents on a few occasions. Hammond especially.
It has the atmosphere of a corporate team-building exercise. Like everyone is trying to pretend to be having fun to be polite but not trying very hard because it's just all so awful.
>>70478594
>glasses
>no jaw
Welcome to the new millennium.
>>70478998
Americans please leave.
"wooo!"
this is fucking terrible, im going to rewatch the vietnam special
>>70478988
We've achieved /TMO/-tier
>>70478988
This.
Why the fuck is Chris Harris not in the main show? Kick Evans off, replace him with Harris, problem solved.
Has this episode been better than last week?
>>70479020
6 months left and im sitting here
>adding sound effects
>name is literally Matt Le Blanc
why has no one picked up on this? it's literally plebbit tier
This whole Eddie not pressing the button thing is actually very unbant and just seems mean
>lel Eddie is a shit driver
>give the keys over m8
fucks sake
>Eddie Jordan just HAPPENS to forget
haha silly old racing driver experienced man XD what is he like
wait this is just fucking set up
>>70479059
Yeah lot better
>>70479059
Yeah... Not difficult to be better than last week though.
EDDIE
C'MON NOW
EDDIE
C'MON NOW
EDDIE GOT FUCKING KEKED
>eddie jordan does not know about an offroad setting and is forbidden to drive for the remainder of the trip
ahahaha so funny and randumb guise
>>70479059
If you remove the star in the reasonably priced car segment, it is slightly better.
I don't get it, are they pretending EJ "forgot"?
>>70479035
what is making all of these guys have bad eyesight, baldness and weak jawline?
It can't be a coincidence, what are the factors here? Estrogen in the water? Lack of physical activity??
>>70478927
this is literally the jews endgame
>>70479059
I'd say about the same. They spent too much time on the guests in this one.
This is fucking garbage holy shit
>>70479035
The "no jaw" thing is more of a brit thing than a Numale thing
>trying to turn Eddie Jordan into the James May figure and have banter about his incompetence
>just comes off as mean spirited bullying
Wow can you remember to press the button you fucking retard? You dimwitted dumbfuck it's just one button.
Hahaha it's only b-banter right?
>Chris is such a bad driver he nearly ran over his co-driver
CHRIS EVANS IS FUCKING GAY
CHRIS EVANS IS FUCKING GAY
CHRIS EVANS IS FUCKING GAY
CHRIS EVANS IS FUCKING GAY
CHRIS EVANS IS FUCKING GAY
>>70479059
No it fucking hasn't, and stop asking this over and over again, you spastics.
can't wait for all the articles slamming this shit
where can I get the top gear specials with the original music?
>>70479134
Yes you triggered fuck
>>70479112
they always existed
but before they werent pushed onto television
now the masculine man is not permitted to be shown on tv because that would inspire copycats
they want people to think its acceptable to be weak and lame, weak and lame are consumer cucksumers
>the border
oh fuck off
this is just retarded, it isn't even funny
MFW EDDIE COULD FUCKING BATTER CHRIS
>>70479177
theres a good torrent out there with all top gear seasons
>>70479112
Oestrogen in the water from medication that doesn't get filtered.
Xenoestrogens that leech into food and drink from plastic containers.
They are why men are so effeminate these days.
BASED LESOTHO
>>70479059
>last week
I thought this was the 1st episode?
Friendly reminder that tinie tempah and chukka ummuna are gay lovers
>>70479035
That's quite problematic
>>70479177
A few are on Netflix if you happen to already subscribe
>>70479185
I'm saying it doesn't work because the hosts don't have the chemistry the original trio had, Chris. FACT.
This dumb mick can't push a button, fucking retard
haha top bants
>>70479232
2nd
The one funny thing that happened all episode was from a random african guard
>>70479228
lmao
t. neet virgin
>>70479212
eddie is underrated desu
>doing about 6 miles an hour
>screaming like they're doing 50 and about to fly off the edge
Cringe
@70479283
That isn't even good bait.
This show would be better if almost any of the guests they've had on replaced CHRIS EVANS!!! FACT.
>THIS IS THE BEST THING ON OUR TELEVISIONS
Say what you will about the presenters but this is a fucking incredible location.
>Rapping
how progressive
jesus fucking christ
>black "music"
>racing to a location
>staggered start
What?
IM CHRIS EVANS AND THIS IS TOP GEAR
>tfw no seasick steve show
>nigger music instead
thanks BBC
Of course they won, fucking South Africans don't want folk music from white people. Tinie was the reason this whole "challenge" happened
This canned laughter is abysmal, the audience aren't even smiling
the girl was cute lads
this is shit
>>70479378
kek
Next week sounds good
>bombshell
>again
>Tesla
ok redeemed
>Next week on Top Gear
ugh
>>70479261
netflix has the changed music. No A-Team music when they queue the music.
On the old top gear, when they compared three cars, at the end of the segment you knew what each car was named, how it drives, if its good, etc etc
now i know jack shit, they were just some cars they were driving around in, and they were all "good"
>>70479380
Biggest red pill here desu
The show isn't terrible, it just doesn't compare to the banter trio from before
>>70479415
What girl?
>>70479375
On a single lane up the only route.
What don't you understand, friendo?
>>70479378
A FUCKING..
yeah i got nothing, not even worth Tbh pham
>people are legally mandated to spend their hard-earned cash on TV licenses to fund this utter SHITE
ON THAT BOMB SHELL GOOD NIGHT
ON THAT BOMB SHELL GOOD NIGHT
ON THAT BOMB SHELL GOOD NIGHT
ON THAT BOMB SHELL GOOD NIGHT
>>70479429
they were driving different cars? I thought they were all the same
>cut back to studio
>hear screaming and whistling
>see audience
>bunch of old people lightly clapping
>>70478997
>>70478918
True, we all know about that famous hotel chain in the Arctic.
>All those fucking guests on next weeks show
Seriously stop. Just stop now. Chris basically wants to turn this into a celebrity circlejerk talkshow or some shit.
>>70479429
I actually forgot who was driving each car
what the fuck did we even learn? what makes the Audi or whatever won better than the others? holy shit
>>70479497
>talkshow
And there it is, it's now a talkshow with token cars in it
>Managed to be just as boring as the pilot episode
Wew lads.
>>70479471
could be, didn't even notice. See this is what i mean, it just fails to engage you. You're just watching people do random shit in "some cars"
well that was shit again
extra gear will probably be nice again like last week, chris harris and that nigger are both very likable
McLaren review decent
Road trip decent
Celebrity segment abysmal
Road trip decent
Overall better than last week
Several times during the celeb rally bit I hovered over the seeker to skip the segment forgetting it was live. I don't think I will watch TG live again.
>>70479497
I zoned out before that, how many guests are there next week?
>>70479448
Its boring though mate. At least old Top Gear would hide it by having Clarkson jump the start and May pretend to faff with the traction control or something.
>MORE Celebs on extra gear
>Celebs throughout the episode
>Celebs celebs celebs
lmao chris, is you and your show good or something?
>>70479497
He does seem to get off on having celebs involved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNJ05NfM-4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNJ05NfM-4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNJ05NfM-4Y
Gentle reminder to vote LEAVE on June 23rd
>>70479497
Maybe they're so short on material they have to resort to pulling this shit on a weekly basis
>>70479545
TOO MANY
>>70479379
Play to your Lesothan audience
>>70479574
Already done it lad, postal vote.
>>70479497
I bet he wants to show up Graham Norton
>>70479574
Already done with my postal vote.
off to watch soccer aid lads, should be better than this shit
>>70479497
it's just TFI friday with cars
Where the fuck is Sabine?
>>70479429
you always rooted for a certain car after each segment, here i just don't give two shits
and neither do they
>>70479574
Don't worry leave has my vote
>>70479574
Anyone who wants to remain after they went full "hate speech" Oceania needs to be ritually castrated
FACT
>>70479634
>Sabine
The Rape of the Sabine Women (Latin: Sabinae raptae) is an episode in the legendary history of Rome, traditionally dated to 750 BC, in which the first generation of Roman men acquired wives for themselves from the neighboring Sabine families.
>>70478918
clarkson had been driving from 5am to 10-11pm through the sticks.Stuck in the mud a few times. Bloody cold.
End of that he was assured of a hotmeal end of day.
Producer fucked that up.
It wasn't that he wanted steak, that was the issue, it was that it was only cold sandwiches.
Fuck that shit.
>Eddie Jordan founded his own F1 team and was a mentor to many great F1 drivers is treated like the retard who can't drive
Admittedly he acts like a faggy wierdo alot of the time but he's got better racing pedigree than washed up actor man and le radio scream man
>>70479617
>>70479619
>>70479646
>>70479651
thank you based anons
>>70479634
She showed Evans up and all her stuff has been cut out
so where do i watch extra gear outside the uk?
>>70479685
wasn't the issue*
>>70479429
>and they were all "good"
What? You want them to say a car is bad?
But that's discriminatory. Think about how sad the engineers who made it would feel if you said nasty things about it :(
We're a safe space here at the BBC, now that we finally manufactured a reason to get rid of Clarkson but keep the franchise.
Everyone's a winner
>>70479634
she'd get in the way of evans ass-kicking the celebs and the worshipping leblanc's big american dick
>>70479445
The dark haired one
Fuck, I missed it
How bad was it?
>>70479707
Torrent it I guess.
Sad that Extra Gear is better than the main show, the fans seem to like it more too.
>watching Extra Gear
>Chris Evans appears
I thought I'd escaped this wanker.
>>70479707
it showed up on xfinity on demand for bbc america last week
thought this dickhead wasnt going to be on extra gear, is he that much of an ego that he has to be on both shows?
>>70478970
???
I doubt you even watched a single race you fucking mong
>>70479756
Don't bother
>>70479756
Opening segment with Jensen Button/McLaren was good.
Chat show section way too fucking long.
Africa road trip better than last week, but too many celeb mates and Evans still shouty and generally unfunny.
>>70479651
It's so surreal how Big brother they went with that.
>Extra Gear
>Chris Evans
>talking about Taylor Swift
>>70479819
Is he still shouting and trying way too hard to emulate Clarkson?
Was the banter awful again?
>>70479820
>>70479651
What are you talking about, what happened, link?
>Evans literally crying
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70479802
I religiously watch F1, I just don't like Eddie Jordan.
>>70479849
Yes, banter is just not happening, no chemistry between him and Le Blanc.
They should have got Nigel Farage to present Top Gear, perfect replacement for Clarkson.
>>70479228
My friend is 6'5", built like a complete and utter tank, and he eats about 1kg of chicken out of a plastic container every day
So I doubt it's that mate
reminder that chris evans:
Doesn't actually like cars
Cant review cars
>>70479849
Yeah
>>70479855
mass internet censorship and "re-education centres" for those found to be committing hate speech.
/news/ is full of articles about it.
>>70479771
chris harris is based and that nigger is suprisingly likable
>>70479857
>he's crying again
What a fucking fag.
>>70479888
It literally is. Your friend being an anecdotal exception is meaningless.
Massive oestrogen buildup in the body is why there are so many gays, trannies and nu-males.
>>70479849
Yes.
Their idea of banter:
>Eddie Jordan breaks his SUV offroading
>Matt LeBlanc in his smug asshole American voice
>"Uhhh, Eddie, you know there's an OFFROAD button right? You see all these mountains and lakes and trees everywhere that means we're OFFROAD. It's just one button Eddie. Do you think you can remember to press the button?"
>with 5 people surrounding him and laughing
It would've been fine if it was Clarkson and Hammond doing this to May but it just didn't come across as friendly teasing at all.
>>70479885
>They should have got Nigel Farage to present Top Gear, perfect replacement for Clarkson.
Farage, Boris and Corbyn. My dream team
I think Leblanc is the only good presenter desu, Chris Evans is too bland.
The interview segment about the "greatest first car" thing has to be fucking dropped, it's awful.
It's a bit sad how much they have to rely on guest stars to carry the segments.
It also appears that Leblanc is a far better driver than Evans as he's won pretty much every challenge that was actually about driving
>>70479898
Yeah okay he can't review them but you obviously know nothing about the guy if you think he doesn't like cars. He's been on top gear before you know and he's obsessed with his collection, spent millions on it too
Posting GOAT era of topgear, the track reviews by clarkson were always the best bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE_WqdKbTvY
>>70479885
>>70479908
>>70479975
Fuuuuuuccckkkk
I really wanted to give this an honest chance
Grand Tour when?
>>70479987
he collects ferraris only to stroke his own ego
>>70479983
Evans is an awful driver and not especially knowledgeable about cars. He was hired because he has an absurd collection of expensive meme cars and white ferraris and is a known quantity at the BBC so there was no risk of him having an original thought
>>70479999
>the track reviews by clarkson were always the best bit
wrongington
challenges and specials are GOAT, track reviews are meh
>>70479574
>>70480054
Grand Tour starts autumn 2016 apparently
>tfw no Guy Martin / David Coulthard presented Top Gear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8MSlBXgvXc
>two guys with lots of chops and respect in motor racing
>both charismatic lads and complementary of eachother
>nice bit of banter between the two
>>70480057
Perhaps, but he does like cars- he wouldn't spend his money on them if he didn't like them
>>70479885
>I religiously watch F1, I just don't like Eddie Jordan.
Name exactly how he was a """""""""weirdo"""""""""" on F1 coverage?
He was arguably the most entertaining guy there, moreso than DC (who was sometimes pretty tame and awkward on the Beeb, although he's a bit livelier now on C4)
He loved giving the presenters and the drivers bants and even Bernie some cheeky bants as well.
So basically you either never watched F1 at all or you're just an idiot.
>Stephen K Amos
NOPE
Extra Gear is worse.
>>70479967
How can I make sure I don't become one
>>70479978
>It's a Corbyn gets locked in the trunk for the entire duration of the roadtrip and speaks to the viewers about how proud he is of his wife's boyfriend Tyrone, episode
Oh wait that would be every episode
>>70479967
I don't care
You sound like a faggot anyway
>>70480108
>>70479574
I hope brits leave. The EU goes to shit and Europe will become Great Again
>>70480145
Avoid plastics and do as much as you can to increase your testosterone, like lifting weights.
BBC and the Top Gear producers were smart to release new episodes before Clarkson's show does, however unpolished it may be.
By the time Clarkson's Amazon show releases everybody will have forgotten it and claim they're ripping off Top Gear.
>>70479855
They're colluding with Google, Facebook and Twitter to ensure no "hate speech" stays on the internet in europe, and have listed "awareness training" as one of the punishments for doing it.
naturally, hate speech has no meaningful definition whatsoever
It went completely under the radar, and practically nobody is talking about it, which is all the more terrifying.
How anyone could possibly see this as anything but something from Orwell's worst nightmares is absolutely beyond me.
>>70480180
Bender who can't accept he is that way due to a chemical spill detected.
>>70480220
Not everyone is a chronic retard dear, its just you.
>>70480054
>I really wanted to give this an honest chance
>I've taken three opinions from 4CHAN and have instantly made a judgement on it instead of watching it myself
You never intended on giving it an """honest chance""" you fucking pathetic twat
>watching Extra Gear Episode 1
>Sabine says the black guy will be "very pale" after she takes him out for a drive
Wow literally how is this allowed? This is racism at its very finest, coming from a German no less. I really expected more from the BBC after they got rid of Clarkson.
>>70478594
Why are you faggots watching this cucked shit?
It's Top Gear Two or nothing.
>>70480291
The Left can call any racism from Europe out right now as that would damage #StrongerIn
Vote leave my friends
>>70480255
I don't believe in conspiracy theories mate
>>70480286
The first episode was dreadful, so if it's more of the same or only slightly better than it's not going to do is it? I'm downloading it now anyway
What if Amazon Gear sucks?
>>70478695
dat ass
>>70480472
It won't matter because nobody will watch it
>>70480209
Alright, thanks. I'll try my best to buy food that isn't in a plastic container. That'll be a bit difficult for my meat portions, but I'll try and go to a butcher's more often.
Bunch of bell ends in this thread INNIT
>>70480398
Where is the conspiracy theory?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenoestrogen
>>70480501
b-but that's the good one!
>>70480611
Who has Amazon Prime in the UK
So now that the dust has settled, we can all agree that nu Top Gear isn't THAT bad, right?
>>70480472
It cannot and will not be as bad as this. It's not possible. Since it doesn't have Chris Evans.
>>70480658
No we can't
>>70480531
I'm not reading that
I don't care
Go be a faggot somewhere else
>>70480631
My brother has Prime, only because he orders so much garbage from there though
As for me, I will just torrent the show
>>70480680
t. contrarian faggot
we all know who top gear needs
>>70480749
They ought to just replace the hosts with the cast of Red Dwarf.
>>70480683
>I'm not reading that
>I don't care
>Go be a faggot somewhere else
Haha, what a bad loser
>>70480683
You faggot.
>>70480658
I'm giving it a fair chance, I don't see the point in vitriol, it's not going to bring the guys back is it?
So far I love the new mini and rallycross course, but I prefer it when we see a capable driver doing it, e.g. Gordon Ramsey or Damien Lewis. Seeing a shit driver do it is painful.
I've also enjoyed the car segments, the McLaren this week was great especially with Jenson. The Dodge section last week was good although the whole gun thing was a bit unnecessary. They could have just raced them. But yeah, the Dodge and the McLaren are both amazing cars
As for the "road trip" segments, Blackpool last week was bad I thought. The Nomad one was pretty good though. And then the Africa one this week was okay... some of the bants were alright.
It looks like they've got some great cars booked for the series so that's a good thing and next Chris Harris will be on which will be great. As i say I'm giving it a fair chance before I make a definitive judgement. I was less excited about watching it this week than I was last week though and maybe I will just find myself getting bored of it
