Azor Jon edition.
Old: >>70466430
First for Stannis is ALIVE
ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE KING
Death by fire is the purest death.
daily reminder syrio is jaqen
>>70468122
first for Radmure
>>70468122
second for jon sucks sansa's menstruations
>>70468122
Why is he wearing Euron's armour?
Trial of the Seven fucking when?
Nth for wanting to lick Cersei's feet and toes.
Maisie
>Egg, I dreamed that I was old.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wpiFkvI33iI
>>70468171
This.
>>70468170
Melly is old and busted.
Shekelfu is the new hotness.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
So who were the other Stark children named after and who picked them? We know Ned obviously picked Robb and Bran after Brandon and Robert Baratheon, but what about the others.
>>70468209
Old and busted.
New hotness.
Cast me anons
>>70468202
It's possible. Syrio was an avid fan of water dancing, though, and Jaqen scoffs at it. Leading Arya on the path to the Faceless Men since the beginning, why?
>Jamie going to the Riverlands like he does in the books
>Brienne going to the Riverlands like she does in the books
>Brotherhood without banners mentioned and they are bothering the Freys
Lady Stoneheart confirmed?
>>70468212
Jon = Jon Arryn. I don't know if it ever explains Sansa or Arya.
>>70468210
>stein
no thank you
>>70468212
For Arya:
>Catelyn: Ned, I'm pregnant again
>Ned: Arya sure? I remember I pulled out
>>70468254
Between the Brotherhood and Nymeria's pack, Freys are dying like flies.
Would you hold her hair back while she's sucking off 5 dothrakis savages?
Can we talk about Highgarden for a bit?
>>70468247
syrio being a water dancer was just a ploy. faceless men are taught to lie and be actors. syrio was there for a different reason, and it wasn't to train arya.
>>70468225
have some appreciation for early to mid 2000s heiress memes
>>70468270
Sansa was Ned's OC
Arya = Arya fucking kidding me mate, why you look like a goblin?
what's thebeststory arc right now?
>>70468308
Bran if you ask me
>>70468209
Has she brought anyone back from the dead?
Is she supporting the one true Azor Ahai?
Shekelfu is old and busted as Melly w/o her charms. Melly>Kinvy
>>70468308
Winterfell, and that aint saying much
other than that Bran's flashbacks, not bran himself
Reminder that Euron has all the abilities of the main characters
>Ability to control dragons (KellyC)
>Manipulative and cunning (Tyrone)
>Visions of the TER (Bram)
>Valyrian steel/Blood magic (John & co)
>>70468198
>>70468324
White Walker storylines are the best, always.
>>70468292
What's that, some kind of garden for hoes?
>>70468305
Salsa was a dornish dip
>>70468302
I was pretty much just quoting the movie. I can't believe someone other than me actually uses this phrase still.
>>70468288
can you stop forcing your stupid meme ?
>>70468308
dany
>>70468345
>Preferring fantasy shit to political intrigue
The only good plots were King's Landing until that went to shit
>>70468254
Or Lord Stone Hart.
Septa Unella
>>70468335
>Big cock (CIA)
>>70468308
I'm being pretty entertained by the clusterfuck that's going on in KL right now tBh
honorable mention to Bran
>>70468212
Robb- Robert Baratheon (Ned's best friend)
Jon- Jon Arryn (Ned's mentor/foster father)
Sansa- Ancient Stark name
Arya- Arya Stark (Ned's grandmother)
Bran- Brandon Stark (Ned's older brother)
Rickon- Rickard Stark (Ned's father)
>>70468354
It happens more than you think.
>>70468308
North of the Wall.
>>70468376
Literally looks like a cow. They even gave her a bell.
Cast him, /got/
>>70468308
Kings landing
I just wanna see what happens there
>>70468376
she hosts a show on foxnews
I will never not laugh at this
>>70468308
King's Landing.
>>70468308
Night King.
Hoping he will win cause he actually deserve it.
>there are people in this thread, RIGHT NOW. who think Ned named Jon
>implying its not Rhaegar's choice when he said to Lyanna to name their baby that if its a boy
>implying its not named after JonConn
>>70468386
Tommen really should have gone whoring with Tyrion a few times. Wouldn't be owned by a pretty face if he'd had that. A better upbringing wouldn't have been remiss either.
>>70468308
Everything else went to shit while Bran's shit arc went to actually being interesting
theon greykino
>>70468411
Stannis
>>70468370
I shapowsh HARRENHAWL IZ OFFF THE TAYBAL ASH WHELL?
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
lmao who is stannis again ?
>>70468386
>high Sparrow has manbobs and gets a boner in public
>Tommen is protected by a 4-foot tall child in armor
>They didn't care to include Margery's feet in the shot
0/10
>>70468429
LOL!
Upvoted haha :)
So who is this "broken made" tonight's episode is name after?
Jaime? Brynden? Stannis? The Hound?
>>70468435
Night's King is fulfilling his purpose for existing. Kill all humans in Westeros. No greater goal than that, at this rate.
>>70468499
It could be anyone, but the consensus is the Hound.
>>70468288
>>70468376
>>70468472
>>70468476
Forced memes general.
>>70468487
>>They didn't care to include Margery's feet in the shot
>>70468499
him
>>70468386
>you will never protect Tommen with your life
Why even live?
>>70468228
Daenerys' mother
>>70468444
The reason there are big wars in the realm is because Robert went whoring too much. It's why his children are bastards. It's why he's dead.
>>70468489
>under age faggot detected
>>70468499
>stannis
lyl
>>70468429
Well done
>>70468350
Wtf is Tonto doing there
>>70468520
Reminder that she married a literal cuck.
You coulfd have saved her, /tv/.
>>70468514
>doesn't spew memes every two seconds
>gets shit done
>doesn't need dragons to be a major threat
>is pretty good looking and probably has a six pack
Threadly reminder that he is the best character and the only one worth rooting for.
>>70468533
unbreakable
That is a nice armour design.
>>70468541
I'm not saying make it a big thing, but if Tommen's first time hadn't been with Margaery on their wedding night, she wouldn't have been able to get hooks into him so easily.
>>70468560
>is also our best chance to repel the Mad Queen
>>70468520
>footfags
>>70468499
Jaime is the broken man. At this point Cersei might as well be taking him up the ass with a strap-on. Bravo D&D for another fine character assassination.
>>70468171
This would make it all worth it because I fucking loved Syrio, but this faceless men shit is Gary Barge.
>>70468499
They kept Jon's resurrection a secret on the set, I wouldn't be surprised if they gave Rory McCann (Hound's actor) the same scrutiny
>>70468569
full fucking waves
Who's your favorite dead person?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10404589 (embed)
Tried to keep it to mostly major characters.
>>70468582
This, pretty much. Dude should have whomped some ass with Tyrion, then Tywin could have been like alright, time to smarten the fuck up and marry for political reasons.
>>70468623
>The Hound
No man is so accursed as the hypeslayer
>>70468609
they never listened
>>70468571
>zero upper-torso movement
>overly large spauldrons
>no neck protection
>open groin
>meme-tier fingerless gauntlets
>>70468623
>hound
>dead
try again
>>70468623
> Stannis
> dead
wew, lad.
>>70468634
He also should have spent pretty much his entire childhood either squiring to become a knight (and later lord of a castle/hold, as second sons often do) or learning from Tywin in case Joffrey gets himself killed.
>>70468623
>The Hound
>Catelyn
>Stannis
>"dead"
I wish Karlposting was still a thing.
>>70468640
>>70468668
>>70468690
I typed "The Hound" in on purpose
>>70468690
>implying LSH is Catelyn
>>70468499
>>70468607
It's the hound.
Ian McShane said so, and when McCann was asked he said several times in a row that the hound was dead, but didn't mention sandor, which is the point
>>70468702
sneaky
>>70468690
keep reaching for them straws nigga
>>70468170
how would you prefer to die
on fire, or drowned?
>We will never have based Mads as Euron
Why even live?
>>70468600
>taking buzzwords seriously
>>70468698
>>70468756
what if you were drowned while being burnt alive?
>>70468210
Wew lad, any more? Her tits are perfection. I can get over her Jewery and I'm Palestinian
>>70468763
Because my life enjoyment doesn't depend on the casting of a minor character in a soap fantasy show.
Am i Based?
Is this what a valyrian steel suit of armor looks like?
Ep7 predictions:
>Jon and Sansa begging scenes
Will be cringeworthy.
>Yara and Theon Volantis
Will be disturbing when Yara fucks a girl.
>King's Landing
Will be boring as fuck, as usual.
>North of the Wall
Might be cool.
>Dany scene
Horrible as always. I hate this fucking character.
>>70468819
No, you're a disappointment.
>>70468813
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WHERE ARE MY LEAKS???!?!?
>>70468842
be nice faggot
>>70468819
Does he have a lazy eye? Why does he look like a fat, drunken retard?
>>70468836
>Yara
Surely you must be referring to Asha ?
>>70468861
uploading now
>>70468836
>Yara fucks
Asha fucking in the books was hot as hell but this I do not want.
>>70468308
Dorne
>>70468854
I don't even know where I'd put my face first
>>70468789
I was just pretending
>>70468122
>Tommen should have been fostered somewhere. Anyone else think so /got/?
In ACoK Tyrion said to Varys he would send Tommen to be fostered in Dorne.
>>70468836
>Will be disturbing when Yara fucks a girl.
They need to show it so they can have her try and seduce Dany.
>>70468861
tommen/cersei suicide pact
>>70468861
Real talk you faggots dropped the ball this week with a serious lack of spoilers
>>70468897
Who ?
>>70468819
>big cock
What's not to like?
>>70468909
Are you serious?
If so, why Dorne?
Will he really be the LC that lets the wall fall?
>>70468959
yes
>>70468947
Casse toi putain de newfag
I want Sansa's long legs wrapped around Jon's manlet torso begging him to cum inside her and get her pregnant!
>>70468959
Now that you're pointing that out, I'm laughing pretty hard.
I wish he had more of his book personality.
>>70468854
Wich movie is she in this?
>>70468959
>fall
Once the WW are defeated, the wall will have no purpose anyway
>>70468763
>instead we have this fat fuck
suffering lads
>>70468836
I predict most of the episode will take place in the Riverlands. Ser Piggy will be making his escape with Gilly to Oldtown while Randyll pursues. Dany will flip out at Tyrion. Cersei is losing her shit.
>>70468836
And The Hound's return?
Why is everyone ignoring this?
The guy who has literally been right since episode 4 has confirmed he's coming back and this episode just happens to be named after Septon Meribald's speech and be based in the Riverlands.
Also Frikidoctor who hides his spoilers as predictions has said he is also coming back.
GET MORE HYPE
also MEW as Lyanna when?
>>70469028
The Wall is a useful way of disposing of idiots and making them feel useful.
hurry up with the spoilers fuccboi we could practically watch it on couchtuner before your slow ass gets it uploaded
>>70468763
/tv/ has ruined Mads tbqh.
>>70469039
wtf is a cutie
>>70468928
they look good dead.
>>70468959
No valyrian steel or dragonglass. He can't really do much if the Night's King decides to move south. Fire can destroy wights, but they'd need dragons.
>>70469073
They turned one of the most larger than life fictional villains ever made into a slightly evil chubby Scot.
>>70468959
But if they defeat the WW, he'll be the LC when that happens
Reminder that the Night King will be defeated when bran plunges an obsidian blade into Jon's heart and turns him into a Fire Walker.
Jon's soul will fill the obsidian and make it and him a fiery being that shines and radiates hate (making Jon both Nissa Nissa and Lightbringer) and when he grasps Longclaw in his hand, it shall become a blade of fire capable of killing wights and walkers with ease and even shattering their weapons
>>70468861
>>70468936
YOU dropped the ball by not being present for the WHOLE seasons leaks.
>>70468698
He beat Jon Snow in single combat. Not bad desu senpai.
>>70469122
*radiates heat
>>70468122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYfba_uwU6Y
https://twitter.com/PilouAsbaek/status/734968487353815040
What did Euron mean by this?
>>70468698
>>70468809
>>70468892
>>70469137
ANY KNIGHT
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>>70469123
>those leaks that were proven false the next day
>davos throwing a chair across the room when he learns of stannis, etc
someone got the next episode spoilers and added onto the end anon dont be retarded
>>70469137
Jon can't fight for shit and he's a manlet I'd fucking beat him in single combat, using a spoon
Daily reminder Valyrian steel is castleforged steel with dragonglass
>>70469107
>Wall falls
>Edd and the Watch fight valiantly, but fall
>raised as wights
>Jon takes Winterfell, soon the Walkers march on the city
>Jon comes face to face with wight Edd and has to kill him
I'm ready for the feels.
>>70469112
lol you write like euron is this extremely complex detailed character. he's in like two chapters in the entire series, we barely know anything about him.
he's kind of crazy, and he's sailed around and did edgy stuff. that's about it.
Cast her
>>70468122
Based Jon thread
Thank you OP
>>70469015
In that particular webm? Matana MiShamayim.
>>70469184
t. Qhorin Halfhand
>>70469210
I think she'd have made an okay Dany if she didn't have an Irish accent.
Cast him
>>70469184
Is Jon canonically a bad fighter and everyone at the Watch even more shit?
>>70469184
Jon beat President of the Thenn club though, and a white walker.
FOOKING LEGEND > Jon > White Walker > Thenn
>muh ships
>>70469225
lel did they shoop her nose to be smaller in this?
>>70469039
Reminder that Daario is wearing dragonbinder.
>>70469181
He wants to remind you that even though he's making the Iron Islands great again, he is just a fictional character. Trump however is a real life hero
>>70469234
Halfhand let him win.
>>70469250
no, he's one of the best fighters in the nights watch. qhorin halfhand is supposed to the best
non-shit streams?
>>70469243
I wouldn't, his arc is literally useless now.
>>70469182
Cowardly
U
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T
S
>>70469258
seems the same to me
are you some kind of nose fetishist?
that's a weird one
Final nail in the coffin for Jaime's character arc tonight.
>>70469243
Liam Hemsworth, and Chris Hemsworth would play Rhaegar
>>70469183
>implying the shit leaks you saw were the only leaks
ISHYGDDT
>>70469250
He's the best in Castleblack because he had training when he was younger
>>70469313
Yep, most of them are untrained rapists or thieves.
>>70468698
never heard of him
>>70469285
hbonow.com
>>70468959
Considering Bran is going to be the one that destroys the wall with his psychic powers, can't really blame the LC.
>>70469243
Say hello to your one true king.
>Ramsay, The North Remembers so I will join you unconditionally
Anyone else bracing their anus for D&D to pull this shit?
>>70469344
Is that why they call it Castle Black?
>>70469208
But that's the point, he's supposed to be scary and mysterious, this guy is just a fat pseudo Trump who openly admits to kinslaying and only argument is MUH COK
>>70469367
The North Remem-(FARTS)
>>70469346
He was a fookin legend
>>70469346
>chewing with her mouth open
>>70469385
>>70469367
I love Ramsay
>>70469243
Pilou Asbaek
>>70469367
I really don't think Manderly will be in this episode, I wish because I liked his character
>>70469005
Don't sexualise Sansa
>>70468956
For once, the directors tried something that was different from the books and worked. You may be assblasted by the fact that Dorne is so much more important in the books and so much things are happening there. But in the shows, Dorne takes three seasons to be introduced, Oberyn Martell was awesome in season 4. In season 5 we see the direct repercussions of What happened in kings landing on dornish nobility. at the end of the season Dorne takes its revenge on the lannisters by killing Myrcella. Now it is season 6, the sneks have killed all of the men, they control Dorne now, Cersei obviously know there are responsible for her daughter's death but she doesnt exact any kind of vengeance. That's what is so clever with the Dorne arc, it shows how the new matriarchy of Dorne is so much more powerful than Cersei and KL will ever be. How much would cersei pay to be able to kill the sparrows and the small council ? We even know she controls (or does she ?) varys' birds and the mountain and she does jack shit, she even accepts her son's endoctrinment. Long live the Sneks they know how to take power, in only one episode they overthrew an entire kingdom. Even Dany can't take care of her sand people !!!
>>70469396
fuck off
hes literally fucking show ramsay
stop defending that last fucking edgy anime-esque chapter
>>70468198
She keeps that up, I may just have to accept she's hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek2O6bVAIQQ
Show and showfags absolutely btfo
>>70469385
>>70469426
I just want Jon to sex Sansa is all
>>70469428
you write like you have a double-digit IQ
what a retard
>>70468499
Hound and Brotherhood wo banners
>>70469441
>that voice
if a voice could wear a fedora, it would be that voice
>>70469428
He IS an OC donut steel character that Martin wrote because he was stuck in a corner but better to have left him off that way instead of this bland shithead
>>70469047
>he doesnt know about extrabro
Kek
>>70469367
I don't think people saw Manderly banners on Ramsay's side or from the leaks.
So they may show up with the Vale Army
Are you ready for R+L=J fags to be BTFO tonight?
Remember: R+L=J is just a distraction. R+L=D&T.
>>70469492
Just watch it
>>70469462
would be good to see, but I don't think it'll happen. I think Sansa is going to stay single or they'll pander to Sophie and she'll turn lesbian.
> when you know that you will never lose a battle because the show directors love her to much and don't care about the fans.
>>70469462
not a chance. just read jonsa fanfic.
>>70469522
Robert+Lyanna=Daario+Tyrion? Seems kinda far fetched.
hello
Ian Mcshane seems like such a dick in that one interview where he tells everyone "fuck off, it's just tits and dragons." Love him as an actor though.
>>70469468
"what a retard"
good job sounding like a grade fucking a aspie level autist
stop defending these horrible ASOIAF villains GRRM writes
Euron is fucking black and white there is no complexity in his character
>>70469524
i got 2 minutes in and turned it off once he starts talking about the "spirit of tolkien"
tolkien is garbage
>>70468386
I can already see she is rusing them its pretty obvious plus it goes with the theme of strong women
>>70469541
I don't read fanfic, I watch fanfic
>>70469537
but she is losing the battle against obesity
So /got/ given a choice, who would you have alive? Stannis or the Hound?
>>70469524
It's a dumb video.
Arya is just as much a badass in the book as she's in the show.
Her actress is just bad at showing conflict (And even then, she was really good in last few episode) Tyrion is a really well written char in the book and in the show.
Also, this guy praise the death of the author and then goes on saying that D&D don't respect GRRM spirits.
He's the kind of guy who always want to be right
>>70469564
For fuck's sake man he's just making a point using tolkien. It's not some EBIN LOTR VS GOT vid. He's just saying why the show is shit
>>70468541
The Kingdom is currently a mess because of Cersei's madness, Ned Stark's honor, and because the Baratheon brother all despised each other because of reasons and couldn't communicate with each other about the problems they all faced
>>70469264
Reminder Dario is the real Euron.
>>70469556
He's just a flinty old geezer who has no time for nerds
He's done heaps of stuff, it's just a paycheck to him, all the hype just seems silly from that perspective
>>70469564
>if I say Tolkien is garbage, it will make others think I'm intelligent
>>70469599
Mannis
>>70469572
well Sophie wants that to happen, so you never know.
>>70469599
Sandor
>>70469599
Stannis, because the Hound is alive and Stannis is not. This fact is irrefutable so don't even bother arguing
>>70468986
wat
>>70469551
M A N L Y H A N DS
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Y
>>70469604
i don't need to watch a youtube video by some autist to convince me the show is bad
>>70469599
No need to choose, because both are alive. But Stannis.
>>70469614
Good point, but Max Von Sydow wasn't such a dick about it...
>>70469627
Fuck off fucking newfag
>>70469599
Ros
>>70468198
I threw up a little.
>>70469601
Pretty much agree
he also fails to realize the difference between writing a television show and writing books
as GRRM himself says a lot; there are tons of limitations Dan and Dabid have, making it even harder to adapt the books when the series already is tough to adapt in the first place
>>70469537
Most fans want her to succeed though
But that ain't happening
I'm pretty sure she will die by the end or won't get what she wishes for so strongly
>>70468986
moonspeaker pls go
>>70469615
Novbody intelligent considers Tolkien anything more than a novelty at best
>>70469662
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>70469522
Wow, you haven't read any leaks, or interviews, or anything, have you?
>>70469572
okay then. have fun watching the fanfic where jon and sansa will never have sex (even just a fucking kiss)
>>70469528
To be honest, if they don't wind up getting Sansa a decent man to be with before she dies, tumblr and feminists will kill D&D.
If she stays single and then dies then her only sexual experience with a man was rape and it scarred her so much she couldn't stand to be with someone else, which makes her seem weak, tumblr and feminists would bitch.
She tuns lesbian after traumatic sexual experience with a man, tumblr and feminists would bitch and lesbians would complain that they're trivializing lesbians and making it seem like they're not real, they're just women who had a bad experience with a man and run to their same sex so they can't get hurt again.
