>ywn wake up early on a saturday morning, run downstairs in your pokemon pyjamas, grab a bowl of coco pops and switch on SM:tv again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeUjZbFA9tM
I want to go back lads
>>70463395
SMTV live was the best.
I hate being a grown up.
>>70463395
Ant & Dec are a pair of cunts & Cat Deeley looks like she's been hit in the face with a spade (dat wonky nose, dat lazy eye)
Fuck this shit show
>>70463395
>tfw you will never wake up to watch Fox Kids Saturdays again...
>>70463395
>Jay Kay and Mel C out of nowhere
early noughties celebs were so much better back in the bad
>>70463395
What is this Cheez TV rip off?
>>70463460
fuck off Bruce
>>70463450
fuck off Yank
>>70463395
where is the diversity?
racist and sexist much?
>>70463395
>all those gay jokes about Ant
they'd never get away with that in this day and age
>tfw you will never spend a night in da bungalow
Ant and Dec have been on TV for years, Im still trying to figure out what the fuck their actual talent is.
>>70463395
Always preferred Ministry of Mahem myself.
>Holly > Cat
Yeah fuck this third world only bullshit this is now an American/Canadian 90's thread.
Who here Yakbak?
>>70463582
They're on ITV, their talent is appealing to chavs & pikeys
Always preferred Soccer AM on a Saturday morning.
As much of an abhorrent cunt Tim Lovejoy is, the show went rapidly downhill when him and his crew left.
How you dealing with the heat, lads?
>Tfw 24c with the sun blazing
OH EIGHT ONE... EIGHT ONE ONE... EIGHT ONE EIGHT ONE!
>>70463614
W...why is she so sweaty?
>lewd
>>70463395
I was rewatching this shit recently. Good times
>>70463582
being mates, having bants and entertaining people
>>70463620
I was more of a Talkboy kid.
>>70463395
Isn't it weird how you can just tell those people are British?
Do any other white countries have distinct looks?
>>70463532
I hated this
FUCK OFF YANKS YOU FAT CUNTS
Fuck your nostalgia, fuck your childhood and fuck you.
>>70463620
fuck off Yank
>>70463772
yes literally every old world country
>>70463479
this isn't /int/ you inherently beta pom cunt
who remembers this
>>70463777
Eat a fucking dick you scumbag.
Who here /saluteyourshorts/?
>>70463776
>He couldn't handle da banter
>>70463801
the statement that you should fuck off still applies
>>70463820
>scumbag
FOY
>>70463582
They're very competent at presenting live TV. They're basically a safe, reliable pair of hands who can carry a Saturday night light entertainment show with more ease and charisma than most of their contemporaries (Dermot O'Leary etc.).
>>70463837
you're weak
Fucking pathetic manchildren you lot
>>70463776
bet you were one of the old cunts in the library that hated people playing bogies
>>70463828
I just thought they were unfunny cunts
>>70463479
>only yanks had fox kidz
BOOOOGIIIIIEEES!!
imagine unironically being a yank
>not live n kickin
pleb spotted
>>70463870
I certainly was. Immature and irritating. I hated anyone doing that, interrupting everyone's day. And most people knew what was going on, but they rolled their eyes uncomfortably and waited for the tards to tire themselves out.
Imagine being a fucking seppo
What do American's watch when they wake up, the fat channel or something?
>>70463981
How can America ever recover from this?
>>70463620
>Yeah fuck this third world only bullshit this is now an American/Canadian thread.
aka lame bants general?
Yanks in the bin
Bruce, follow swiftly
>two episodes of the simpsons back to back on channel 10
yanks out
>>70463914
Here we go again.
>>70463981
>>70464006
>This is what passes for banter from Abo Island nowadays
Wow. WOW.
>>70464043
>four back to back on Sky1 every night
>all of them classic era
them was the days
>it's a Yanks try and claim superiority despite being a British project that has no history or culture of its own
>>70464055
If you'd watched that episode, you'd know Don was lying and was quite threatened by Ginsberg.
giz us some salted peanuts then lads
>>70464055
Kek go eat some sketti
>simpsons then fresh prince whilst you eat your din dins
what a time to be alive
>>70464055
>>This is what passes for banter from Abo Island nowadays
every non-aussie cunt on this board gets secretly excited when us blokes compliment them on their banter because they all know we are absolute bloody legends at it
this is a proven fact of life mate
>It's an Australians think they're relevant thread
Didn't you lose a war to emus?
size of this lads forehead
>>70464116
yeah your banter is top shelf bruce I can't deny that but don't act like Brits get in a tizzy when you poke your beak in
we invented banter, and we invented you so wind your neck in
>>70464123
oi there is fun and banter and then there is the opening of old wounds have some fukin respect for the lads who didn't make it
Is there a bigger shithole on Earth than Australia? Seriously, they are worse than Africa. Look at these fine Australian citizens in a picture taken only a few years ago in their 1990's American fashion. These are the whitest people in Australia by the way.
>>70464055
Don't you have a hamburger to eat while pleasuring your micropenis to VR anime porn?
>>70463776
>>70464163
kek
>>70464187
Yes, but first we're going to finish this argument.
Quit being mean to me.
REMINDER
the BRITISH are the inventors and cultivators of banter
the YANKS left because they couldn't handle the banter
the AUSSIES had to be shipped to an island around the world because they took the banter too far
FUCK OFF YANKS
>>70464180
that pic is such an absolute classic
>>70464159
>we invented banter, and we invented you so wind your neck in
and a lot of bloody good you did with it you soft cunts. are you even allowed to bant in public anymore? it's against shariah law isnt it?
but dont worry mate thanks to us the legacy of the bant is rejuvenated and back in fine form. the torch has passed to the lads more deserving of it. soft cunts gonna soft.
>grow up in 90s
>expect to date 90s teens when i am a teen
>90s teens gone by the time i'm a teen
>never dated
>>70464103
>implying yanks can understand subtext
Common now this is just getting cruel and unusual.
>>70464269
Yanks are far better at banter now than bongs m8. Fuck off to your muzzie tosser island.
>>70464290
I'll subtext your mom a pic of my dick bro.
>>70464305
>Yanks are far better at banter now than bongs m8.
no word of a lie. llimeys are ranked with canadians now when it comes to bants.
canadians, mate.
>>70464279
>shariah law jokes
zzz change the record bruce, thought you lads were supposed to be good at banter
>>70464305
>getting this defensive
proved my point there haven't you
wind your neck in bruce
>>70464305
proof that Bruce knows nothing in his heart of hearts about banter
we tried our best to teach them but they shall remain prehistoric in their bants
the bongs have ascended to a higher plane of banter, leaving the oceanic wogs behind
>>70464360
inb4 you're arrested for making that post
>tfw you don't know who Bruce is but you want to be friends with him and the guy yelling at him
>>70464394
reckon you've got about 1 more post in you before your internet caps out Bruce so make it a goodun
>>70464360
it's not like i am trying to bant a fukin monica lewinsky joke against a yank here. it's a real and pressing and very hilarious problem that you are currently facing right now.
>>70464456
#illridewithyou
#nationalsorryday
>>70463582
Children's TV and no scandals ever. They're "safe". Also they appeal to the poor and trashy, which is the audience of everything they do.
>>70464498
They'll be outed like Savile any day now m8.
>>70464456
local australian hero
>>70463806
Yeah, they used to show Yu-Gi-Oh
Why do Aussies ruin everything, it's bad enough there's Aussie hours , fuck off
>>70464543
>australian
lol wrong again cunt
he was from melbourne
>>70464573
inferiority complex
>Aus shitposters """"""bantering""""""" about censorship
>If they fap to anything except the most plastic-titted cow on their spider-infested continent they
are immediately incarcerated for child abuse
Strewth mate, keep those dingoes away from your babies
>Yanks consider 'WWII America Number One!' decent bants
Tell me this, between filling your disgusting faces with corn syrup and lard, being held in contempt by your women who resent everything you have built and at the same time desiring to be slapped around, and letting pedophiles dictate what television your children watch, exactly why haven't you nuked yourselves yet?
>>70464573
bit rude lad
>>70464574
I'll take this post as you giving up
fair play though bruce you had a good whack at it
>>70463806
Oh shit son
Mods?
>>70464602
>letting pedophiles dictate what television your children watch
come on mate, it's not like we're much better
the BBC is rife with paedos
>>70464602
oi no offense mate but you are not very good at this
too much emotion
>>70463614
This is a strong 7/10 in Allahuland
ITT: Poorfags General
Live and Kicking or GTFO
>>70464657
Dan the Man and his cronies decide which children should be TV stars to entertain other children by ritualistically raping them. Thanks to Singer, the superheroes kids look up to are selected by the same process.
>>70464112
>forgetting Robot Wars
>>70464602
Says the fucking yellowtooth whose government literally paid for a TV star ghoul to go around raping sick children for decades.
Shall we discuss the thousands of pedophile Muslims you just let in that run a massive child rape and porn ring too? Don't fucking come at me with that shit faggot. You'll get slapped right the fuck back down. You know why we haven't nuked ourselves yet? Because everyday we can wake up and see that no matter how fucked up things are here at least we're not Britain.
>>70464614
>I'll take this post as you giving up
he's not even an aussie you dumb cunt he's from melbourne. i told you this already learn to read.
>>70464757
>Melbourne
>not Australian
I'm going to assume this is some sort of inside Bruce joke that I don't care about
>>70464746
Annnnnnd america wins the bants battle against the brits yet again. Pack it in bongos you've been 1776'd.
Reminder that only white trash say bant or banter.
>>70464288
>choker
>crop top showing midriff
>thong visible above the jeans
We have to go back.
>>70463395
I keep seeing this "ywn" term used about here. What does it mean? Sorry I am new, originally from Reddit but thinking of migrating over here.
Thanks in advance. Cheers.
>>70464798
Australians on /tv/ do it more than anyone, which pretty much says everything necessary.
>>70464798
reminder that you really wish you could bant with the lads but need to convince yourself that you're above it all because you are fuckin shithouse at it
Bongs and Bruces should not argue amongst themselves, they should unite against the Yank menace
>>70464746
>The lowest in our society are pedophiles, and everyone hates them
>Those who control the media, among the highest in American 'society' are pedophiles and they are worshipped
>In the UK people do whatever they can to avoid these disgusting animals. Some relic from the 70s - for reference, not long after the USA was founded in comparison to the majesty and resiliency of our island - is universally hated and held in abject contempt
>In the US parents voluntarily sacrifice their children to predatory Jews, hoping that by soliciting them for sexual favours they may get some screen time (the highest aspiration of any American)
You're going to slap me down? Save that for your children if they dare to speak out against your rapist masters.
>>70464797
>Annnnnnd america wins the bants battle against the brits yet again.
na they were both equally shockin.
just two emotional cunts sperging out.
too much emotion for it to be decent banter.
>>70464849
Yeah, like that.
>>70464911
>In the UK people do whatever they can to elect these disgusting animals.
ftfy
>>70464927
DELETE THIS
>That time Holly Willoughby's tit popped out during Ministry of Mayhem
when the entropy comes I will murder anyone I hear using the words "bants" and/or "banter". after a while I will probably become shiftless and corrupt and start murdering people who have done nothing but whom my somewhat rancid brain tells me are *about* to do it, but at least I'll have made a good start
>>70464746
Fat
>>70464963
Delete Abbott? Pretty sure that's already happened.
>>70465003
oi no offense mate but you bant like a snarky hipster girl who lurks tumblr too much. you should probably cut that passive aggressive shit out, aye. but i'm too bloody generous for me own good i'll give your banter 5/10 overall.
>>70464955
That's Lord Leon Britton, who was awarded a peerage for services to paedophilia. As hardly needs pointing out he was a Tory.
>>70465089
don't worry anon, in the time of entropy your life won't have changed much. you'll still be despairingly masturbating in front of a computer like a meat animal in an abattoir trying to spread its seed. certainly I'm not going to waste the time necessary to find you
>>70465089
Glenn Robbins would never say that in or out of character as Russell Coight. It's fucking ridiculous that you're even trying to co-opt him.
>banter
>>70464180
Pugwall's Summer was ace.
>>70464746
>Hollywood pedo sex ring
>>70465144
stop these passive aggressive estrogen antics.
it's goofy and lame. be a bit more lighthearted, son.
>>70465260
>Lighthearted
With that shit in your picture making up the national diet, perhaps it's your own heart you ought to be worried about
>>70463395
you're right, and that's exactly why we need to vote to leave the EU. make british tv great again
>>70465307
or you can keep being an estrogen queen.
both possible options.
>don't worry anon, in the time of entropy your life won't have changed much. you'll still be despairingly masturbating in front of a computer like a meat animal in an abattoir trying to spread its seed. certainly I'm not going to waste the time necessary to find you
>>70465352
You're shit at this.
>>70464746
>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""""""
How can one nation be so devoid of humour?
>its a pommys are absolutely seething with rage that they got left on depression island episode
kek
KEK
>>70465385
you don't know anything about it mate you can tell from your posts. it's all next level emotion for you. you sound more like you're having a breakdown than having a bit of a bant.
>>70465385
Actually friend, to the outsider and casual observer it would appear you are desperately trying to throw together words you do not really understand in an attempt to prove you are smarter than him. The beautiful irony comes in when you reduced your argument to "haha you're fat", following that with a comment on how bad he is at banter.
Continue good sir, I am amused :D
Penis is a bit smelly today lads.
>>70465462
This. There was nothing funny about what the yank said. I think Americans really don't understand what banter is supposed to be. Btw, this isn't banter, this is just a sober observation.
>>70465686
Surely the American 'roast' is akin to banter, except it's one way. I've never seen one but I think I have the general idea right.
>>70466539
Yeah. It is. I was talking mostly about the Americans on /int/. It's laughable what people think counts as banter these days. Basically a lot of people think it's just insulting someone based on their nationality. How can people be so humourless?
When and how did chavs find 4chan? Go back to Facebook.
>>70463614
Holly Willoughby is Britain's greatest gift to the rest of the world.
>yfw she keeps gets hotter as she gets. chubbier.
>>70463704
Tanning cause its our only sun this year so far
>Three Friends and Jerry at 5am on Nickelodeon
>Dexter's Laboratory at 4pm on Cartoon Network
>Dragon Ball Z at 5pm on Toonami
>Simpsons at 7pm on Channel 4
I want to go back.
>>70464305
Best laugh in this thread so far
>>70467603
>Simpsons at 7pm on Channel 4
>I want to go back
I bet you're nostalgic over PS2 games as well you fucking nonce
BBC2 followed by Fresh Prince or jog on mate
>>70467927
>I bet you're nostalgic over PS2 games
I was 7 years old when I first played the PS2... I'm 21 now, so yeah, I do get nostalgic.
>>70467927
the yellow 2 robot driving around
>>70468290
>I'm 21
Get the fuck out you millennial piece of shit.
>>70464290
>common now
Come on now
FTFY
>>70468422
if you're under 30 you're a millennial
>>70464123
>tfw aussies are forced to vote because no freedom
>>70463395
CheezTV was goat.
>>70464516
nah if anything they were molested as kids
they been on t.v. since they were little.
>>70464923
why do aussies call lager bitter?
>>70468496
m8 the cut off is being born after 1979
>>70467478
>Watching Celebrity Juice the other week
>It's a Holly wears a dress that exceptionally shows off her cleavage and arse episode
>It's a Holly fucking dances to 'I like big butts and I cannot lie.' episode
